Key & Peele - Pawn Shop
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- Опубликовано: 9 янв 2019
- A pawn shop customer inquires about supplies for a mysterious and seemingly dangerous activity.
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Key & Peele great! These sketches need to live on forever! Thank you!
meh was alright
When did you get you're own channel
Key & Peele
Thank you gentlemen.
I appreciate the warm welcome.
If I may one day buy you lunch. Please let me know. You’ve made my son smile and inspired him in the arts.
Keep me posted.
Marcus in Los Angeles.
I like that his plan required explosives to break the glass windows but when it comes to solid steel bank vault doors, he just thinks skating into it fast will do the trick
Works for the coyote in these nature documentations...
Wile e coyote did it
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo the simulations confirm so
Wdym?? It makes perfect sense. If you move fast enough your body's atoms will phase through the atoms of the steel bank door. I've seen this work countless times in comic books
@@arturofletcher 💀
I would’ve sold him everything he wanted just to see him on the news.
Lol
Free advertisement
Just what i was thinking👍
You'd be in jail as well
Lmao
“I need zip lines for my… um… grandmother” truly amazing!!!
woops i just wrote the same thing ha. t'was genius
Hey, stairlifts are expensive and gravity is free.
5-1pulley system to haul her ass back upstairs.
The way he said “In a cartoooonnn money baaaag.” Had me weak 😂😂
The guy is pretty confident and unphased throughout. But this moment is the payoff of that. Great character buildup, at least on his end.
dont think about bomb :D
@@charlesthin4621 Just found that jewel of a video. Wanted to say something about "at least on his end" part. Seems to me that they both deserve the praise because imho the second "goofy" character has a big role in said character buildup. I see here highlight by contrast.
Heist 101 : Never buy all the stuff from the same store.
damn i didnt know that, i just all my heist equipment from one store do you recon i return it
@Sirpa Yea from the same scene where Walt completely transforms into Heisenberg.
kabelo masemola 🤣
Heist 102: don’t rob a bank because you’ll probably get caught
Even better...don't buy all the stuff...have accomplices go to different stores and buy items...or just receive the items from various associates.
It should have ended with him watching his nieces and nephews opening ridiculous christmas presents
And Grandma's zipline, lmfao
Yeah... And in april...
Actually you know what, I actually like this idea
Its april for fuck sake.
I agree
love that at the end, Peele's reading a newspaper that says "Thrwarted Terrorist Attack", implying that he just stopped Key from committing terrorism
You think that In the time it took Peele to convince Key to leave, the newspapers learned of the story, printed it, peele bought a copy, then opened it up, then said "its April."
Omg I didn’t notice that 😂
Robbing a bank isn't terrorism.
It is when you use an improvised explosive device.
Keegan was tryna get froggy
Jordan plays the "I've heard it all" guy so damn well in this.
“I’ll take my chances.
...with Christmas”
Gotta be prepared, Santa isn’t joking this year
😂😂😂
“It’s April”
@@damanimcclain2065 It's never to early to worry about christmas
OMG that killed me. The pause ...I'll take my chances, like he could not be convinced a suit of armor wouldn't work against bullets.
This is live action video of Wile E Coyote shopping at the ACME outlet.
"how fast does the the rocket go?"
"Sir I have to ask you what are you planning"
"Nah, nothing just shopping for 4th of July.... Anyway what if you attach a saddle to it?"
Akul Jamwal 😂
and do you think it's fast enough to overtake a road runner? Theoretically! Not that I would ever actually chase one down. I'm just curious..
@@TheNotoriousKID nnnn b nnnnn n n,,no BBVA g
Underrated comment
Key is an oscar worthy actor. They're both brilliant but Key here is just phenomenal. Excellent accent and mannerisms. Totally captures the type.
seriously hes barely recognizable
Which is which
@@Shoprite_Grocer Key is the bald, tall one and Peele is the shorter one playing the pawn shop owner
“Well, I’ll take my chances.. with Christmas!” 😬
The most genuine recovery I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. It’s always so forced and lame
Nah, he’s acting correctly, but not politically correctly.
No matter how many times I watch this, I'm grinning like a morron through the entire sketch... But that "It's April..." always sends me over the edge! 😂 🤣 😂
As a Floridian I can confirm that this screams south Florida
Go Bulls !
Hey Florida gang
I live in Florida too go bulls is right... however why was I thinking of the stores near USF and it’s shady characters in Tampa lol
@@d.pressley1749 lol Ayye Yeah everywhere near campus is a little suspect, USF is great though
Truth lmao
Imagine planning a heist for YEARS, and the only source you have for study is Loony Tunes.
Thats this guy.
Lmaooooooooooo
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s me
👀
At the very least he should have incorporated the coyote's acme tnt for the bank vault..
Key’s mouth movements are fucking gold.
Spot on😂😂 Looks like a crazy dude who's seen too many drugs in his day🤣
"I'll take my chances.. With Christmas" 😂😂
"Florida man wearing top half medieval armor with bow and shotgun shells attached to arrows tries to break into bank"
Don't forget the roller skates and the money.
😂
“and succeeds”
He was Christmas shopping
How you know it’s Florida
I would have loved to see a clip of him successfully robbing a bank using this method 😂
badjab326 😂😂😂
Trying and failing is good enough
Lmao that would've been super funny. I wonder if they thought of doing that but they didn't want to use their budget on one clip.
Payday 2 guest starring Key! Lol
@@KazutoSAO47 I'd buy the hell out of that DLC lol
The man has dreams and he doesn't care if they're overly ambitious, he's going to chase after them anyway.
We need more people like him.
Yes totally agree, like that one dude who said bless you after someone sneezed and instead of them saying thank you back, they started yapping “why’d you break into my house” and stuff like that, just be kind
These guys are pros at delivery! The way he says, “It’s April” 🤣😂 One of the best shows to ever air. Too bad it couldn’t have gone on forever!
The judgment behind those glasses is tangible 😂😂😂
palpable
"mmmm hmmmm..." 😂😂
Junificak Horowitz top notch acting
😂😂😂😂
Junificak Horowitz from the jump! Even when he was knocking the door 😂
Peele's pawn shop owner voice is dead on. Masterwork.
And his non-verbal cues are stellar. Always great work from these guys! 🌟
I love his "mmmhmm" in response to "Let's say somebody was to manufacture their own zip line..." 😆
Reminds me of prop Joe from the wire
"Thwarted Terrorist Attract" headline on the newspaper suggests that maybe it's already been tried.
YES. The best part. He's seen it all before.
"-and the zipline is for my...... Grandmother..."
had me dead
The surprise when he first sees the suit of armor gets me every time.
“It’s April” is the sneakiest, funniest line in the whole sketch.
No it’s not..
@@coldworldkel thank you for letting me know my opinion, based entirely on what I find funny, is wrong. Glad to know you know my sense of humor better than I do.
It is
@@darthjarjar5230 no... it’s not
@@coldworldkel really is tho
Florida man preparing to raid Area 51 on September 20th
Damn it Florida man is back at it again. How can one man do so many weird things at once?
I was just thinking about area 51 once he was talking about the roller skates
@@safetydoggo9059 00q
savage
What a dumbass . . . you can’t Naruto Run on roller skates. He won’t be able to dodge the bullets.
It needs to be said more often that Key is an AMAZING actor. The man is incredibly versatile.
He is the best
These dudes are hilarious and also great actors!
Plot Twist: The store owner already tried this and failed and is trying to warn him that it won't work
Lmfao
Samuel Pierre fuq off
@@leonnestestog2562 piss off fuckwit
If hes alive then it worked
FunkyDemonCat no he was overwhelmed and had to flee
I can't believe how natural that suit of armor looked in that pawn shop
My uncle owns a pawn shop. The suits of armor are very common. I have 3 decorating my apartment!
Actually it's very interesting what they did camera wise with the armor. The armor is constantly appearing in the background of some takes until 1:00. Then it appears again at 1:47, as Key became also aware of it. Very clever. It's a surprise for both Key and the spectators.
When suit of armor reminds you of this clip forever.
Why?
@@apxllo717 Sure you do kid..... You have any idea what those REAL ones are worth? Of course you don't...
2:25 That eyeroll though :D
Lost it when he asked for a big bag with a $ on it hahahaha
"Merry Christmas!"
"It's April"
🤣🤣🤣
I was searching for this comment lol
@@romanbellic2178 yea if i didn’t find it i’d comment it myself 😂
april 1st?
@@romanbellic2178 Why would you search for it?
The best line in the whole sketch lol
*Oh, just doin some Christmas shopping*
Sir it’s April.
But this was posted on jan...
And a convivial Tuesday in April to you Mr. Pool.
@@ethanfigueroa7275 r/wooooooosh-
Early shopping lol
He said he was getting it out of the way
When he scored on the bow & arrow.... And said "Ohhh yeah!! there it is! Yep!! Uhh huh that's it...That u'll do it!! gets me every time🤣
"I Feel like i need to tell you the suit of armor won't deflect bullets,.. I'll take my chances" I almost died😂😂
So the armor worked?
"With Christmas"
WITHCHRISTMAS
He almost did too! 😆😆
so did he
“I’ll take my chances...with Christmas!” 😂😂😊
Ryan Ito It’s april
LOL lost it there!
🤣🤣🤣
Can’t stop crying laughing. Kept getting funnier. I work in retail-these characters are true to life. Keegan’s timing and rhythm gets it done every time. Jordan is great too.
"Ziplines for my... Grandmother." 😂😂
This is how every meeting between Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox sounded in The Dark Knight trilogy
That's funny. I actually chortled at that.
(Fox introduces military-grade equipment)
Fox: So, whats your interest in it Mr. Wayne?
Bruce: I wanna borrow it.... For... uuhhh... spelunking...
Fox: Spelunking?
Bruce: Yeah, you know, cave diving?
Fox: You expecting to run in too much gunfire in these caves?
Ahhh. Those lucius and bruce moments were good times
I'm crying
@@theempresss licks tears
Keaton Grider LMAOOOOOO
I died at the end when he said “it’s April “
Me too
For a sec i thought he said “be safe, bro” lol
The perfect punchline
April fools.... 😅
That boi :/ I was your 333rd like
Even his knock on the door is funny AF!! 🤣
"I'll take my chances. ....... with *Christmas* ."
I love how Peele just slyly takes the bow off the counter when he realized just how crazy Key was
Even funnier was keys reaction to his action.. lol "uuhohhhh"
I feel like this is how Nicolas Cage does his shopping
💯💯💯
Legend 😂😂😂😂💯💯
For people who don't know, Nick buys T-Rex skulls and shit 🤣 that's why he does a thousand films straight to stream every year in
thats high praise
@@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709 nice. I need to find this
Zip line for my grandmother. 😂
“It’s April…” was the icing on the cake 😂😂
We need more of this character. He is hilarious.
the buyer or the seller?
@@Nesakysiutau so was the seller🤣
"Its april"
Look up "Do you do poison?". Its a British sketch a little bit similar.
They have to do a part 2!!
The person this is for they only need the top half...they don't need the legs!
The voices they have for each sketch is amazing, they’re so good at them
That's why they're millionaires
@@erichquinones598 amen
Keegan’s wife is a dialect coach. I think she’s been highly influential behind the scenes. K&P have tremendous talent and are masters at their craft.
I love both of their voices. They do an amazing job brining their characters to life.
“Zip lines are…for my grandmother.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t worry, you’re not the only one back for this masterpiece!
Key: “Merry Christmas.”
Peele: “It’s April.”
Yes we watched the video
I totally thought he said “be safe bro”.
@@RiiftzYT Comments like these are good, makes it easier to search for clips and scenes like this in Google.
@Pass Datass yeah, but no one cares what your favourite part of the video is. Just watch the video and enjoy it.
@Pass Datass also, these are basically the only comments in Key and Peele videos. Just repeating what the video is saying.
Love these two men. They can literally pull off any characters.
I agree
Idk hard to beat bob and David from mr. Show
so true , i always forget that they're fictional characters , i still believe megan is a real woman lol
Agreed, pure gold 😊
Literally copied a comment.
0:53 Should have said it's for a RUclips video.
It would break the fourth wall lol
I'll say it.... That Pawn Shop owner is my absolute favorite character out of all the ones he's played. So chill and relaxed.
I Love how the most unrealistic thing he was looking for is a “cartoon money bag”
😂🤣🤣 hilarious
Ahh yes I also do my Christmas shopping at a pawn shop
in April.
To be fair that's probably smarter than doing it all on the 24th.
St. Nick is the patron saint of pawns shops.
I've bought a few console for cheap there :'(
especially when it's APRIL
This is such a low-key sketch but it gets me every time
"Ziplines for my...(paused thinking) grandmother" 😂😂😂😂
I think there should be a whole movie devoted to this character
THOTH agreed
I too enjoy films about middle aged men who run pawn shops.
Keanu is inspired by Key and Pelee.
cj: You mean like "Pulp Fiction?"
Yeah
Fact: 78% of "Florida man" stories start at a pawn shop.
💯
Underrated
Fact: 50% of statistics are made up
@@WearMySpankyPants so is that fact true or false? Cause if it’s false, that makes it true
@@ontop2324 It’s 50% probable that it is true
This is their best skit ever imo all the little mannerisms by both coupled with the lines are just so perfectly executed 😂
"I'll just watch one Key and Peele video," I said. "I can stop whenever I want," I said.
Oh no..... This only means one thing. You never stopped watching them.
Antonio Carter Consequences!
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol me
Yup, into my 10th already!! 😂
I can't help but suspect that this conversation has happened in real life to a real life pawn shop owner somewhere.
Absolutely at least one, it had to lol
Florida** most likely
in America
O
Right something feels extremely legitimate about this
I'm just Christmas Shopping LOL😂😂😂😂
this sketch is ART. so many single elements that are just perfectly made
This feels like every retail cashier's daily life.
It is I used to do retail and I got several customers like this daily I kid you not
In real life, he would ask him to leave very early. "We don't have anything you want"
I once had a drunk guy that wanted to buy a 4pk of beer cans but didn't have enough money. He was sober enough to understand the not having enough money part so he took one can off the the pack and asked how much that would be.
@@allenmckinney9533 I had a tweaker once grab almost everything from the candy isle 10 minutes before closing, make me scan it all up, and then come to the realization she didn't have enough on her EBT card to buy a single candy bar; guess who had to restock that isle.
@@flippaskipskipparooni4150 yep been there. I work nights after closing now because I've lost my patience for dealing with people.
I just died when at the end he said “.....in a cartoon money bag💰!!” 😂
😭🤣🤣
Just like that one you got any of those?
Rest in Peace.
Of all their sketches I really didn’t expect this one to be the most popular on the channel
Man peeles acting tho 😂😂💯💯
“It’s April” Lmao Key and Peele is hilarious
@Srithor fuck off
Yeah we watched the same video
@Srithor you one of those niggas 🤦🏽♂️
"No!! I'dont know...yeah. Yeah?" - Made me laugh as hell!
Key's relaxed jaw mannerisms sell this character 😂
Love these dudes. Got a bunch of old episodes on dvd!!! I love those guitars and basses in the background
"...a zipline for my grandma"
*W H E E Z E*
I still don't see why he treated him like that.. He was just doing some Christmas Shopping.
inApril?
Frieda Shigwedha it's never to early
I'm dead
IN APRIL?!!1! ARE YOU INSANE? tHIS MAN WAS CLEARLY PLANNING A ROBBERY! what will you need a money bag for? Hmmmm??? 💰 💰
@@ule2300 to carry all the presents like santa's gift bag xD
Their creativity on costumes and characters is always so well done
That punchline bout rollers and cartoon moneybag just had me rolling 😅
I'm glad these two stuck together after so many years and continue to bring so much laughter to our screens.
especially when they got married
@@Vitalworm"that means your gay"
uh, no my comment basically meant that the actual key and peele sketches stopped being made years ago, specifically september 2015, not that they're gay or anything lmao
@@CatWith-AHat
@@Vitalwormit’s a reference to law and order
oh shit@@sure5783
I was hoping at the end we'd see his grandma playing with a zipline, his newphew playing with the bow and arrow.
Finally, I've found it. A Key & Peele sketch I haven't seen before. THAT'S RARE
I'm going into an actual pawn shop to see what their reaction is to me acting like this
You guys got bows and arrows? Yeah.
You have something explosive? ....
😂😂😂
TheAfricanRedHead yeah
ruclips.net/video/RsS4uCRrN_Y/видео.html
that was really that funny to you?
Those two questions in the same sentence warrants even more ????😆😆😆
@@NunYaBiz1313 it's pretty common for people to comment lines they found funny, don't be so cynical 🙃
Honestly Keys acting in this skit is amazing the voice he was able project with the kind of wet throat raspyness combined with the constant change of subject and questioning made me forget that was Key and not my crazy uncle
Oh brother🙄
@@denali88 who are you
@@denali88 shut up
@@dusk3219 sorry if I offended you. 😂😅
when he stumbles over the zipline for Grandma... the eye-movement is Gold😅 damn you guys are good... and much better than that even. Really appreciate u sharing
“-Sir, I feel like I have to ask you What you’re planning to use these for.”
“-OH NO, I’M NOT PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING. I’m just- this is just Christmas shopping.”
As a former Home Depot Tool Rental employee in Maryland, I gotta say, coming in contact with customers like this was part of a typical day.
Like snoop in the wire buying her nail gun
"You have something else that's explosive that I can tape to the end of an arrow?"
The pawn shop owner was wrong for giving him the idea of using shotgun shells.
@@j.b.macdirty6202 r/whooosh
@@j.b.macdirty6202 on an unrelated note, would the shotgun shells work 🤔…..asking for a friend
This is one of my favorite sketches ever. Idk why but I like it so much
Ziplin for Grandmother 😂
I can't believe they both can keep a straight face while acting like this.
lots of takes i'd imagine lol
It’s called “acting” for a reason
😂😂😂
They're millionaires.
@@tomohawkcloud youre gay
“I think I’ll take my business elsewhere. Merry Christmas”
“It’s April” 😂🤣😅
“They don’t need the legs”😭😭
"a suit of armor will not deflect bullets" I'll take my chances 😂😂😂
the shop owner explaining the plan was good 😂😂😂😂
"The zip line is for mmhhh my grandmother". 🤣😂😅
😂😂very hilarious
Don't buy everything at one place - heisenberg
Stay out of my territory.
I am the one who knock!
I am the danger!
Walt:"We're going to make ricin, from the beans..."
Jesse: "Rice n Beans?"
@@nathanarievlis3985 😂😂
Would sell him everything and watch the news for next couple days lol
"ziplines for my grandmother"
Lmao
How many people out there would have actually wanted to see him attempt this
I would have given him everything he asked for just so I could see him fail
@@ThePigeonBrain What if he turned out to be a hiest master when in action. He was succsuful with the most rad bank robbery in history.
He would've died roller skates and zip line dont sound good
Everyooooone
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