When You Don’t Know How to Count Money - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июл 2020
  • A drug deal hits a snag when the sellers can’t figure out the best way to count the money.
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  • @gezzapk
    @gezzapk 3 года назад +9097

    Brother Carlito forgets to add a 20 and gets everyone blasted.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

    • @netanelweber6066
      @netanelweber6066 3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 года назад +9

      carlitos

    • @Marco-er4ql
      @Marco-er4ql 3 года назад +101

      ...then a piano fell on my head.
      CONSEQUENCES

    • @180degrees8
      @180degrees8 3 года назад +33

      i read this in mexican accent feels soo good

    • @dajinsta
      @dajinsta 3 года назад +6

      I never be caught adding 20s!

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd 2 года назад +7433

    That cartel boss looks like he enjoys his minerals

  • @wazowski5296
    @wazowski5296 2 года назад +5732

    Hank with mustache being a drug lord is the best thing I've seen today.

    • @The_Interceptor_
      @The_Interceptor_ Год назад +274

      Hank must have somehow faked his death and now he is the new drug lord instead of Walter

    • @tonystancil6377
      @tonystancil6377 Год назад +102

      This was rocks before they became minerals.

    • @MightyJabroni
      @MightyJabroni Год назад +45

      He was undercover.

    • @UNFAZED71
      @UNFAZED71 Год назад +19

      @@The_Interceptor_ thanks for the spoiler

    • @marvinthemartian6788
      @marvinthemartian6788 Год назад +4

      I thought that was Hank

  • @GuruPremierGangStarr
    @GuruPremierGangStarr 8 месяцев назад +840

    "You really wiling to blow up this deal over 20 bucks?"
    "...Are you?"

    • @sarbyelmaz1524
      @sarbyelmaz1524 2 месяца назад +31

      Its not about money
      It's about morals

    • @rawtrout3402
      @rawtrout3402 Месяц назад +17

      @@sarbyelmaz1524it’s a BETTER CALL SOLE reference from breaking bad

    • @D.U.V.A.L
      @D.U.V.A.L Месяц назад +1

      It’s the principal 😭😂

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 27 дней назад +4

      literally what i was thinking lmao

    • @zigzak6263
      @zigzak6263 13 дней назад +3

      Oh God, right now I’m watching Better Call Saul, I hear this phrase and immediately remember that I recently read this comment and it’s like whaaat.

  • @ahahm3
    @ahahm3 3 года назад +7890

    The guy that forgot to put in the last 20, now has a bunch of bags of heroin AND 100k dollars. Win Win.

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 3 года назад +260

      Plus he could sell all the heroin to make double of what he had originally, even triple

    • @adj2006
      @adj2006 3 года назад +301

      And then keep one twenty to receive the same results! Brilliant!

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 3 года назад +9

      Big win 😂
      .
      ruclips.net/video/PUFt2xpW0S0/видео.html

    • @sai-pc5fl
      @sai-pc5fl 3 года назад +107

      AND six dead bodies plus two cars to dispose of.

    • @joshpatel4439
      @joshpatel4439 3 года назад +7

      Howsit Goingbros what? Oh I got it u mean that he could make like 200 grand now since he got 100ks worth of heroin and 100k

  • @boredpotato6366
    @boredpotato6366 3 года назад +4020

    "I didn't study maths in school
    I got shot by drug dealers"
    "Consequences"

    • @MichaelMaurice
      @MichaelMaurice 3 года назад +31

      This comment is underrated. Brilliant!

    • @BasmaBen
      @BasmaBen 3 года назад +2

      Funny Potato

    • @scouthunteat6807
      @scouthunteat6807 3 года назад +11

      And we've come full circle, lol

    • @alloysrioba6188
      @alloysrioba6188 3 года назад +3

      You still remember this....? I guess you've been a lifelong fun..

    • @chanteandrews849
      @chanteandrews849 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @nemobd3647
    @nemobd3647 3 года назад +349

    I dunno whats more impressive. Going even in a shoot out 2v5 or counting accurately by throwing money in the air.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 года назад +13

      Everyone knows that the bad guys can't aim, so that's not impressive

    • @nidhalwatters1490
      @nidhalwatters1490 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @allenxavier6073
      @allenxavier6073 2 года назад

      @@tomlxyz which one is the bad guy? the one selling or the one buying crack?

    • @55B5
      @55B5 Месяц назад

      ones clearly more impressive

  • @razvanmateiu4687
    @razvanmateiu4687 23 дня назад +11

    This is the second time Hank loses a dessert shootout

  • @browntinapay7318
    @browntinapay7318 3 года назад +18248

    Ah, the orange filter in every Mexican movie.

    • @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua
      @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua 3 года назад +551

      I never realized I noticed that until this comment😭😭

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 3 года назад +282

      Maybe that's how the sunlight is there? You know sunlight gets whiter as you go north in the hemisphere.

    • @Piquliar
      @Piquliar 3 года назад +398

      Trump is low key a Mexican :v

    • @Anonymous-wy5dc
      @Anonymous-wy5dc 3 года назад +155

      @@flaminmongrel6955 nope same sunlight

    • @Ringgold2x
      @Ringgold2x 3 года назад +204

      After watching several American movies with Mexico as a setting, that's how I imagine the real Mexico.

  • @NoPastNoFate
    @NoPastNoFate 3 года назад +7647

    “Why are you doing piles of nine?” “It’s faster than tens.” I lost it. 🤣

    • @MsGechi77
      @MsGechi77 3 года назад +66

      This is the funniest thing I've heard this year. 😂

    • @firstlast9813
      @firstlast9813 3 года назад +10

      *SAME* 🤣

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 3 года назад +17

      Lost cause You know that’s Hank from breaking bad right ?

    • @GOLVEL
      @GOLVEL 3 года назад +2

      It's like... X-D those comments... X-D when X-D they write X-D EXACTLY what they just said... X-D how do you even do that?!

    • @yunikage
      @yunikage 3 года назад +4

      @@GOLVEL "how do you even do that?!" lol im ded XD

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 Год назад +116

    The goon scratching his head with the gun got me lol.

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 3 года назад +219

    Desert theme. Shoot out in the desert. Orange over-filtering. Actor who plays Hank. Mexican cartel. Issue with a $20 bill. You would think these Breaking Bad easter eggs. But that would be crazy.

    • @HerZeL3iDza
      @HerZeL3iDza 2 года назад +1

      I don't know why but I find that orange filter comforting.

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 4 месяца назад +6

      IT IS NOT CRAZY. HE LEFT THAT 20 OUT. AS IF I COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE. AS IF.

    • @ijneb1248
      @ijneb1248 Месяц назад +3

      I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!

  • @LevyBe01
    @LevyBe01 3 года назад +9660

    The fact that he got it right makes this 10x timer better.

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 3 года назад +3

      😂
      .
      ruclips.net/video/PUFt2xpW0S0/видео.html

    • @RagingBadger68
      @RagingBadger68 3 года назад +21

      Darealkush bad bot

    • @danielrosas4254
      @danielrosas4254 3 года назад +53

      Almost like thats the joke

    • @kekfreedomheritage5633
      @kekfreedomheritage5633 3 года назад

      Ohh wow. --- Lesson Today: Rounding Up or Down Can Help: Sometimes maybe just round up or down and go by ball park figures. You know sometimes it can help to say t is about $100k but not exact. Sort of like maybe when you go to the store next time say can I buy this beer for about $2.00 but give you $1.25 ? Sort of like when the government says they owe you $4000, but may only give you $3.000 or less.

    • @mattmanpro
      @mattmanpro 3 года назад +19

      Absolutely. The ending makes or breaks a K+P skit, since the premises are always brilliant. This one had a great ending.

  • @Poopchute
    @Poopchute 3 года назад +10984

    “Why are you counting piles of 9?” “Because counting to 9 is faster than 10.” As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing.

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 3 года назад +22

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PersonalPariah
      @PersonalPariah 3 года назад +87

      You learn something new every day.

    • @resellworld
      @resellworld 3 года назад +474

      @Jake Gittes *_"As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing"_*
      You tell for a living? *...SNITCH.*

    • @boskee
      @boskee 3 года назад +210

      As a Teller, do you use Penn when counting money?

    • @KryptonKr
      @KryptonKr 3 года назад +21

      EuGenius CONSEQUENCES

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 3 года назад +576

    What you're actually supposed to do is this:
    1. Measure the length of a $20 bill in inches.
    2. Take every bill and line them up along the ground end-to-end.
    3. Measure the length of the line in miles.
    4. Multiply that measurement by 5280 to get the length of the line in feet. (You may need a calculator to do this.)
    5. Multiply that measurement by 12 to get the length of the line in inches.
    6. Divide that measurement by the first measurement (the length of one bill) to get the number of bills in the line.
    7. Multiply that number by 20. If your final answer is anything other than 100,000, you have been set up.

    • @tinybabybread
      @tinybabybread 3 года назад +180

      The hell are those unnecessary steps?
      You can easily weigh the amount by making a hardened clay mold of a stack of $20 dollar bills then filling the mold with resin
      You can then pile up the chunks of resin and use an industry grade weighing scale until you get a pile as heavy as $100,000
      Compare the total weight of the resin molds by the weight of the suitcase of money and see if they are exactly the same. Of course, do not forget to subtract the weight of the suitcase first; rookie mistake. To get the weight of the suitcase, you must make a clay mold of the suitcase as well and fill that with resin to represent the suitcase's weight
      After taking all that into account, if the weight of the resin that represents $100,000 does not match the weight of the contents of the suitcase, it's safe to assume you've been set up

    • @timorhyridgway3003
      @timorhyridgway3003 3 года назад +213

      You are both making huge mistakes.
      First, you go to a bank and ask for a loan of 100,000 dollars.
      Then bank is going to want to check your credit score. Since you’re a criminal and are into buying Afghani heroine, you most likely do most of your large purchases off the grid.
      What you’ll want to do next is get a legit job right away. Perhaps you could ask the loan officer at the bank for a job as a teller.
      Once hired go ahead and get a couple credit cards. Make some purchases on the cards but always remember to pay them off in a timely manner. You’ll start to see your credit score grow at a slow rate, but don’t get frustrated.
      Now it’s on to purchasing a car. You can go with something over the top but you want to be able to keep up on payments. I mean come on you’re a bank teller not Bill Gates.
      Let’s say a 5 year contract. Now you’re on your way! I think you’re ready for that 100,000 dollar loan!
      Go back to the bank, which shouldn’t be hard because you work there remember? Then go on ahead and get that loan. Now you want to make sure you get a good APR or this was all worthless!
      Let’s say you got the loan and it all worked out. Now take the money and put it into a briefcase exactly like the one the other 100,000 is in. You don’t want to use your loan money to buy the briefcase because that will throw everything off. So, it’s a good thing you still have those credit cards.
      P.S. you’re also going to want to buy a scale.
      Fast forward. You have both briefcases with the money inside. Douse both briefcases with gasoline and light the money on fire. Let it burn until it has all reached a fine powdery ash. Then weigh each briefcase respectively.
      It the weight doesn’t match, then there is no doubt about it. You have been set up.

    • @typatrice
      @typatrice 2 года назад +24

      @@timorhyridgway3003 lmaooooooooooooo

    • @videojones9884
      @videojones9884 2 года назад +23

      @@timorhyridgway3003 Tried it. Didn’t work. Was only approved for 80,000

    • @eD8yGames
      @eD8yGames 2 года назад +12

      Dude i would rather 'rainman' it too instead of using ur complicated steps lol

  • @alessandrocwilliam
    @alessandrocwilliam 2 года назад +66

    Mexican Hank doesn't exist, he can't hurt you:
    Mexican Hank:

  • @jesterroyal5016
    @jesterroyal5016 3 года назад +6352

    It physically hurt when they started throwing the money

  • @adampauley7729
    @adampauley7729 3 года назад +1899

    "100% pure Afghani heroin" has a Chinese dragon on the bricks!!

    • @bearbyblood
      @bearbyblood 3 года назад +48

      Probably wanted to say china white, but all the china in the media, so Afghani

    • @JP47471
      @JP47471 3 года назад +31

      That's a big fail, but then again so is doing heroin

    • @yaboirico5221
      @yaboirico5221 3 года назад +14

      BUT THEN THE GUY SPOKE SPANISH

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush 3 года назад +8

      @@nexus4880 In these days of Fentanyl I don't think people doing all this sniffing of unidentified white powders.......

    • @123rockstar2010
      @123rockstar2010 3 года назад +3

      only China and USA buys Afghan heroin in bulk. So there you go.

  • @amaankhan5673
    @amaankhan5673 2 года назад +79

    and thats how they made the plot for “no country for old men”

  • @mercedeslynn78
    @mercedeslynn78 2 года назад +43

    My respect goes out to the production assistant who had to pick that money up between takes.

    • @vinny9152
      @vinny9152 4 месяца назад +3

      shop vac to the rescue!

  • @PtylerBeats
    @PtylerBeats 3 года назад +11107

    The fact that he actually counted the exact number at the end elevates this from funny to genius lol

    • @melrob9834
      @melrob9834 3 года назад +79

      Exactly! Genius

    • @gyasiofficial7063
      @gyasiofficial7063 3 года назад +34

      Absolutely brilliant

    • @RONNY12HTX
      @RONNY12HTX 3 года назад +155

      Bro exactly!!!!!! Cuz I really wasn’t feeling it until the counted 99,980 and then the dude comes running out with the $20 😂😂😂

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 3 года назад +1

      Facts 😂 .
      .
      ruclips.net/video/PUFt2xpW0S0/видео.html

    • @peterc132
      @peterc132 3 года назад +4

      @@melrob9834 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkk6kkkkkkukkkikkukkkkkkkukukkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkijkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkikkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkikkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikukkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkuikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjjjksjyujjujkkjuu

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven 3 года назад +16794

    I believe someone is saving these hidden sketches for rainy day, or pandemic, and i for one, thank you, sir

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 3 года назад +216

      If we all die and aliens show up, we should show them key and Peele sketches. They are the greatest testament to humanity

    • @finan2487
      @finan2487 3 года назад +23

      You're welcome. ruclips.net/p/PLAu2GZzz95YRErUQjSoJasikWPIrdM6i4

    • @chrisslays7373
      @chrisslays7373 3 года назад +56

      Not hidden

    • @piFFD513
      @piFFD513 3 года назад +91

      This was posted on this channel a long time ago. Think they are just reuploading them

    • @the_Supernova
      @the_Supernova 3 года назад +23

      @@piFFD513 yeah they are reposts,but its fine

  • @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze
    @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze 8 месяцев назад +38

    LOOOL: at 3:07, dude in the gray suit CANNOT hold in the laughter any more, and does a slow spin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 4 месяца назад +6

      HA i think you're right

  • @lance_wavy
    @lance_wavy 2 года назад +225

    Key's face and his rainman counting in the air at 3:10 got me good 😂

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 3 года назад +683

    I like to imagine this is the backstory to No Country for Old Men

  • @MA-wm9pg
    @MA-wm9pg 3 года назад +1755

    Plot Twist:
    My mans “Mr. 20 bucks” intentionally kept the $20 and waited until after the bullets went flying to collect his other 4999 $20 bills.

  • @shrugin9236
    @shrugin9236 3 года назад +12

    idk what more impressive the fact that they counted the money by throwing it into the air perfectly. or the fact they even out a 2v4 in a standoff.

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag 3 года назад +112

    And that's why I'm not a drugdealer, it makes me really anxious to count money in public.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 года назад +11

      Got killed last time you did?

  • @pisur4620
    @pisur4620 3 года назад +636

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe, still no happy ending for Hank Schrader..

    • @TheMrawesemo
      @TheMrawesemo 3 года назад +23

      I knew it was him lol

    • @tysonfury1853
      @tysonfury1853 3 года назад +11

      You said what everyone was thinking dude

    • @robertbowser1846
      @robertbowser1846 3 года назад +4

      Damn dude y. Ugh lol poor hank. JESUS MARIE

    • @alistairc4093
      @alistairc4093 3 года назад +1

      Does suck

    • @ezl.i946
      @ezl.i946 3 года назад +2

      Looks like they are in the same spot he died in b.b

  • @bmbpdk
    @bmbpdk 3 года назад +5397

    "Why do you do counts of nines?"
    "Course its faster than ten"

    • @rexfordowusu4681
      @rexfordowusu4681 3 года назад +9

      lol right

    • @johnconnor2247
      @johnconnor2247 3 года назад +73

      well technically it is cause you only count untill 9 so thats one count less.
      imagine every 1 counting cost 1 second
      then to count until you have 9 only costs 9 seconds instead of 10 seconds.
      So he's not wrong there :p

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 года назад +40

      @@johnconnor2247 okay compared that to only count until 10. its the fooking same

    • @zacloud9672
      @zacloud9672 3 года назад +3

      @@mont9150 @John Connor ok nerd

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 года назад +18

      @@zacloud9672 you dont have a place to live depressive weeb?

  • @natestatly6806
    @natestatly6806 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love when the guy at the end says I forgot one

  • @KyleAnimates
    @KyleAnimates 2 месяца назад +3

    Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist

  • @rovision
    @rovision 3 года назад +13514

    Yo that’s Hank from breaking bad with a mustache lmao

  • @evingrindle1929
    @evingrindle1929 3 года назад +4725

    Plot twist: that guy at the end left the $20 out on purpose knowing that they would kill each other, leading him to have all the money and drugs for himself

  • @ods1ODS
    @ods1ODS Год назад +12

    One of the best. He had so much faith in his rainman technique he was willing to kill/die.

  • @Martinovic91
    @Martinovic91 10 месяцев назад +4

    Great irony for hank being a drug lord.
    Best sketches

  • @merlijnbell8747
    @merlijnbell8747 3 года назад +2660

    The killing ratio of Key and Peele is pretty good. They won 2 out 5.

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 3 года назад +31

      glad someone else pivked up on tht😂

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 2 года назад +29

      They lost... Both sides lost...

    • @snois2
      @snois2 2 года назад +54

      2.5 kd.
      Not bad at all

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 2 года назад +29

      Not that you should apply real life to comedy sketches, but fatally injured people can still fire guns hopped up on adrenaline. It's not completely insane that two people functionally dead from bullet wounds could stay alive long enough to hit 5 other people fatally as well. The least accurate thing here probably is that they died so fast. A lot of body trauma takes a bit to actually kill you.

    • @sayitaintso7544
      @sayitaintso7544 2 года назад +2

      I didnt see that coming. Slow counters but fast shooters

  • @brandenapexo604
    @brandenapexo604 3 года назад +465

    Hank decided to fake his death an become a drug lord himself after seeing how much Walt made from it.

  • @bluewater6878
    @bluewater6878 Год назад +2

    I thought they were going to be undercover cops at first just stalling for time. Lol.

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 9 месяцев назад +3

    Dude coming in at end was perfect finish.

  • @SuperSaverPlays
    @SuperSaverPlays 3 года назад +1979

    “Pure Afghani heroine” with Chinese Writings on the packaging, and the guy snort tested it.....shit is way too funny!

    • @olbaprabocse9940
      @olbaprabocse9940 3 года назад +2

      Loooool

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood 3 года назад +24

      U missed 100k for all that

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 3 года назад +68

      Most Indian, Afghanu, Pakistani poppy goes through China and gets handled by Chinese before international distribution. All poppy used for heroin come from these areas but most growers don't have the money and resources to ship and directly sell their own stuff.

    • @FireIsTheCIeanser
      @FireIsTheCIeanser 3 года назад +85

      You can snort heroin

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 года назад +5

      The Triads control a great deal of the distribution of heroin.

  • @woshwbdsiashqwed
    @woshwbdsiashqwed 3 года назад +2008

    Kids: why do we have to study math?
    Math teacher: shows this to kids

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 3 года назад +19

      learning geometry,algebra,and calculus is worthless unless you pursue a field of study that involves that. Counting money is pretty basic. But great lame overused joke...

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 3 года назад +25

      @@kylem1112 Algebra is pretty important dude what are you on?

    • @Kentrantran
      @Kentrantran 3 года назад +22

      😂 yeah yeah, math is pretty much useless when you don't have brain to use it.

    • @physcho2803
      @physcho2803 3 года назад +10

      kylem1112 im a person who studies actuary which means I studied algebra, calculus,statistics and basically all of that a damn useless if you pursue a job other than mathematics lecture though..

    • @Intellect_123
      @Intellect_123 3 года назад +1

      consequences

  • @chessbot2306
    @chessbot2306 3 года назад +5

    0:38 tight tight tight

  • @mistermister124
    @mistermister124 Год назад +3

    LOL "I do my 9s ten times and then an extra pile of ten" These two are so f funny

  • @hermaeusmora1827
    @hermaeusmora1827 3 года назад +1478

    I'm embarrassed counting money in public.

    • @SHIZZLE71
      @SHIZZLE71 3 года назад +17

      D Thomas
      How?

    • @hussein6173
      @hussein6173 3 года назад +31

      I'm scared counting money in public

    • @natneo2722
      @natneo2722 3 года назад +2

      @@hussein6173 me too

    • @DizRupTnz
      @DizRupTnz 3 года назад +37

      @@stldweller Dyslexia is for words, Dyscalculia is for numbers.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 3 года назад +23

      @@stldweller you probably never bought or sold anything in your life.
      Its awkward to take the money and double check it in front of them as if they're liars, then holding it up to the light to see if they're counterfeit. I just take their word and count it while they aren't looking

  • @CrownSlayer
    @CrownSlayer 3 года назад +624

    I forgot to add one bill into my drug money and now everyone is dead.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @DenverCookies
    @DenverCookies 2 года назад +21

    I love how these always ramp up to actual insanity lol

  • @bloomingtg1214
    @bloomingtg1214 2 месяца назад +2

    When my dopamine levels are lower than a snake’s belly, I just have to watch Key and Peele for a few minutes. There! All better! 😂

  • @tobbanimations4599
    @tobbanimations4599 3 года назад +841

    "You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever known, but you’re too stupid to see that he couldn’t count ten minutes ago."

    • @Jay-og4yb
      @Jay-og4yb 2 года назад +10

      What an underated comment

    • @danm5911
      @danm5911 2 года назад +5

      Nice...

    • @tondrummer
      @tondrummer 2 года назад +8

      "you kill uncle hank!"

  • @AlinaTowers
    @AlinaTowers 3 года назад +5223

    The real punchline is that he actually WAS able to count like Rainnman.

    • @bernardsantos1776
      @bernardsantos1776 3 года назад +20

      Indeed

    • @illyrian89
      @illyrian89 3 года назад +151

      Wow, how did you figure out that obvious joke? By watching til the end? Fascinating

    • @LuMnOsITi
      @LuMnOsITi 3 года назад +27

      Did that really need explaining? Are the 1000+ people who liked that comment really that stupid? Lol

    • @greentea5534
      @greentea5534 3 года назад +30

      @@LuMnOsITi I mean most people don't know what the hell rainman is. I just searched it up and I still don't understand it

    • @danielgabarron8578
      @danielgabarron8578 3 года назад +67

      @@greentea5534 in the movie rainman there is a guy who is really good with numbers/ patterns.
      There is a scene where someone drops a box of toothpicks and he is able to immediately count how many there are on the ground at a single glance.

  • @Soopology
    @Soopology 13 дней назад +2

    Having Hank play a Mexican Cartel guy for no reason is hilarious
    😂 😂😂

  • @viruscerbero
    @viruscerbero Год назад +2

    Oh, my God, when they started to count by twenties 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nakamura587
    @Nakamura587 3 года назад +98

    It seems like nothing has ever gone good for Hank Schrader in the middle of the desert.

    • @ameer5120
      @ameer5120 3 года назад +1

      Bad or good guy. Always end up dead.

  • @leotrejo9817
    @leotrejo9817 3 года назад +1084

    So that's what happened before No Country for Old Men....

    • @paganslayer8661
      @paganslayer8661 3 года назад +5

      Nice

    • @bryanchu5379
      @bryanchu5379 3 года назад +1

      lmao nice

    • @nodis2012
      @nodis2012 3 года назад +1

      haha i Just commented the same shit.

    • @memonavaramirez6261
      @memonavaramirez6261 3 года назад

      Thanks for filling the blanks

    • @nodis2012
      @nodis2012 3 года назад

      @mr system it was NOIIIICE tho ! actually i posted it before reading through the comments.

  • @jibbsautomations
    @jibbsautomations 8 месяцев назад +3

    "One hundred thousand... JU ES DOLLARS" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist Год назад +2

    “I was gonna try to Rain Man it!” lol

  • @HP-zs1ch
    @HP-zs1ch 3 года назад +492

    It always puts a smile on my face when I see that even within 10 minutes already thousands of people around the whole world clicked on a video on RUclips to see a Key and Peele sketch.

    • @melissaeriksson1878
      @melissaeriksson1878 3 года назад +2

      Yep me as well, from Sweden here!❤

    • @tisiclem1611
      @tisiclem1611 3 года назад +1

      It is literally 4 in the morning where I'm from yet here I am XD

    • @farah7284
      @farah7284 3 года назад

      yes just like me and I live in Indonesia. whenever they I uploaded new video. it's always around 5am in the morning. and i woke up & smile, whenever I see new notification from this channel

    • @chupapipitachaso2666
      @chupapipitachaso2666 3 года назад

      5 pm in USA

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 3 года назад

      Haha

  • @ufinc
    @ufinc 3 года назад +2585

    WTF is that Hank from Breaking Bad wearing a fake moustache?!?!?!

    • @liesllukacs7453
      @liesllukacs7453 3 года назад +164

      Why is no one mentioning this?! I came to the comments for this!

    • @FilmSimply
      @FilmSimply 3 года назад +20

      fr it is crazy

    • @UrbanLifestyle1
      @UrbanLifestyle1 3 года назад +6

      Liesl Lukacs me to lol

    • @calcaware
      @calcaware 3 года назад +37

      I knew I wasn't crazy! Thank you!
      Confirmed by Google to be Dean Norris (Hank Schrader).

    • @kvrt619
      @kvrt619 3 года назад +10

      I did not recognize his face until I read this comment.

  • @nocturnal7345
    @nocturnal7345 Год назад +2

    Alternate reality where Hank is Heisenberg and Walt works in the DEA.

  • @hosatk
    @hosatk Год назад +2

    Old boy just took a huge hit of pure Afghan tar & is still standing... that's hardcore!

  • @alrobin
    @alrobin 3 года назад +1629

    I did the rain man counting thing once. I was overwhelmed by the outpouring of community support to help me get all that money out the road. I mean, you should see the enthusiasm of so many people rushing to my aide. Almost caused several car accidents. I think my math was off a bit that day because I think I had a lot less than I initially threw up. Either way, it was still a win because when I needed help with all that scattered money, folks were just coming from out of nowhere without me having to ask for help. It was a very moving moment.

    • @vczyo9756
      @vczyo9756 3 года назад +88

      I love helping people get money off the road!

    • @vczyo9756
      @vczyo9756 3 года назад +51

      I did this once and threw money in the air and there was lots of people coming to help pick it off the floor I was thrilled that they didn't even ask if I needed help they just helped without them my money wouldn't be in their bank balance the community loves helping me pick up all the money I dropped.

    • @bluelightningcloud9605
      @bluelightningcloud9605 3 года назад +47

      The helpful nature of humans is truly beautiful.

    • @gadlicht4627
      @gadlicht4627 3 года назад +63

      Maybe u should do it again then? Just tell me where

    • @nicktetteh9987
      @nicktetteh9987 3 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

  • @brentholsey3455
    @brentholsey3455 3 года назад +492

    The fact that he was right about the count being off by $20 😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 3 года назад +2

      R\wooosh

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 3 года назад +15

      @@tuneboyz5634 ???
      ???
      ???
      ???
      ???

    • @bryanpowell757
      @bryanpowell757 3 года назад +9

      @@tuneboyz5634 what?

    • @Lady-V
      @Lady-V 3 года назад +22

      @@tuneboyz5634 If anything you either don't understand how woosh works, or you don't understand the comment itself.

    • @qayyumkurosaki924
      @qayyumkurosaki924 3 года назад +8

      @@tuneboyz5634 wtf is this wooosh for? 😂

  • @adrimcandrew-jj8qi
    @adrimcandrew-jj8qi 8 месяцев назад +26

    As a former bank teller, the struggle is real 😂

  • @srinivasnahak3473
    @srinivasnahak3473 Год назад +8

    He's looking the 2000's The Rock 🤣

  • @NotaTrollJustRealistic
    @NotaTrollJustRealistic 3 года назад +121

    When he rain man's it and actually guesses the exact amount 😂

    • @shadowfreak707
      @shadowfreak707 3 года назад +6

      Especially when he found out the deals Short 😂😂😂

    • @lyricsalone1
      @lyricsalone1 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @leonelgalan9431
      @leonelgalan9431 3 года назад +1

      Yup lol 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 $99,980.........👉👉👉👉👉👈👈

  • @TRPB-
    @TRPB- 3 года назад +1023

    is literally no one gonna mention the fact that our boy ASAC Schrader is out here dealing in drugs??

  • @QuickWitit07
    @QuickWitit07 2 года назад +4

    I should watch one of these every day and get my day started off with a good laugh. I should have a 6 pack by December.

  • @pimeine
    @pimeine 9 месяцев назад +3

    The best comedy sketch channel in the world🤣

  • @idc9910
    @idc9910 3 года назад +290

    It’s like Christmas whenever you find a sketch you haven’t seen before

    • @uhjeff3651
      @uhjeff3651 3 года назад +4

      My uncle molested me on every holidays when I was younger. So no. It's not like Christmas at all.

    • @man0fculture536
      @man0fculture536 3 года назад +1

      It's only a few minutes old. It'd be strange if you would've seen it before lol

    • @zahsum
      @zahsum 3 года назад

      @@uhjeff3651 noice

    • @loganmayo4652
      @loganmayo4652 3 года назад

      @@uhjeff3651 I'm crying laughing rn

    • @mistermystery5197
      @mistermystery5197 3 года назад

      @@zahsum noice

  • @d-hunter9801
    @d-hunter9801 3 года назад +139

    LOL, he actually managed to "Rain Man" the money, that's some serious mad skills there.

  • @thechosenone7642
    @thechosenone7642 2 года назад +2

    My life's mission is to watch every Key and Peele sketch#13

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 2 года назад +23

    I’m really confused how I’ve never seen this sketch before. I’ve literally seen every key and peele sketch at least 3 or 4 times. Some how this one slipped by me, and it’s amazing.

    • @lordains6250
      @lordains6250 2 года назад +3

      Yeah i do key and peele marathon sometime
      But still there is always new skecth i found😂

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 Год назад

      Then you haven't literally seen them all.

    • @mikeposner8563
      @mikeposner8563 Год назад

      @@edmerc92 shut up I never said literally

  • @thebureaucrat3177
    @thebureaucrat3177 3 года назад +172

    At this point, there is no man on internet who can say he has seen all the Key and Peele sketches. .. .

    • @natashaabdurahman4026
      @natashaabdurahman4026 3 года назад +8

      These hidden gems are an absolute delight.

    • @boazchapman2353
      @boazchapman2353 3 года назад +7

      I mean I’ve watched every episode of the show sooo. Although there are deleted sketches that I haven’t seen

    • @sunpy7908
      @sunpy7908 3 года назад +1

      If you watch the show you would have seen this. It just goes to show you not many people watch it.

    • @user-bi1hm5pk3b
      @user-bi1hm5pk3b 3 года назад

      The Bureaucrat I hope not. Because I can’t get enough of these guys. Definitely the most talented on comedy

  • @neon_dex42
    @neon_dex42 3 года назад +341

    All that money on the ground is making me uncomfortable

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 3 года назад +24

      Bruh and the light breeze pushing it

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 3 года назад +4

      It's not real money. Only the few bills on top, and the first shots of counting them, close-up

    • @latricee_2000
      @latricee_2000 3 года назад +23

      @@johntao6822 no shit sherlock

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 года назад +3

      I know, slowly blowing away and shit...

    • @marqj301
      @marqj301 3 года назад

      @@johntao6822 r/whoooosh

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 2 года назад +6

    1:53 Doesn't sound like money, lol.

  • @rastagideon8236
    @rastagideon8236 Год назад

    These episodes neva get old, I laugh every time.

  • @Neimm
    @Neimm 3 года назад +253

    You can never tell if Key is bald, they have good hairstylists indeed.

    • @Abh2122
      @Abh2122 3 года назад +2

      Best in the world

    • @Xiampartyboyx
      @Xiampartyboyx 3 года назад +4

      He has the worst hair I’ve ever seen

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 3 года назад +2

      I wish Tyler Perry would get a clue. 😂😂😂

    • @Neimm
      @Neimm 3 года назад

      @@politereminder6284 lawd🤣🤣🤣🤣madea is coming to get you

    • @Potterphilly13
      @Potterphilly13 3 года назад

      Did you just call him “Key”?

  • @nikolaykim
    @nikolaykim 3 года назад +266

    I'm more impressed how two of them were able to shoot five people :0

    • @il2858
      @il2858 3 года назад +21

      They did the math. Thats how 😂

    • @somefamousguy
      @somefamousguy 3 года назад +38

      because 2s are faster than 5s

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 3 года назад +9

      You clearly don't know how this works...
      There were 5 of them, but... _they had a sniper trained on their position_

    • @catthomas3097
      @catthomas3097 3 года назад +4

      @@thedunyadoneya2628 you mean the sniper who's wife has just been kidnapped?

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 3 года назад +4

      @@catthomas3097 you mean the snipers wife who just filed for divorce?

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад +4

    I always wonder why in movies they see a briefcase of cash but never check if it's just 100s on top of the case.

  • @govinddwivedi5439
    @govinddwivedi5439 2 года назад +11

    These guys can make anything humourous! 😆😆

  • @Nemo-wg1dp
    @Nemo-wg1dp 3 года назад +83

    Man. The feeling when you find a key & pelee sketch you haven’t watched is not possible to describe🤤

    • @dmtc6913
      @dmtc6913 3 года назад

      some Mandela effect kind of s***

    • @dmtc6913
      @dmtc6913 3 года назад

      with Hank too

    • @noxious141
      @noxious141 3 года назад

      Same bro 😂

    • @Goraiders75
      @Goraiders75 3 года назад

      However by not describing it you in fact did describe it

  • @khidrrr
    @khidrrr 3 года назад +549

    Can't have problems counting money when you don't got money.... **taps head**
    **sobbing intensifies**

  • @jehanhaidar2179
    @jehanhaidar2179 Год назад +2

    The last guy gets all the money. The plan all along. Genius.

  • @roxannehouse4408
    @roxannehouse4408 2 года назад

    Theses guys are the best, funniest, cleverest and belly laughing geniuses!!!!!!!!

  • @RefinerSimilitude
    @RefinerSimilitude 3 года назад +264

    3:05 Dude in grey broke. Guy next to him closer to camera heard him and cracked a big smile.

  • @jerikaternora166
    @jerikaternora166 3 года назад +493

    It’s like each line gets better. Bomb ass writing.

  • @haydenheffernan2396
    @haydenheffernan2396 Месяц назад

    You just know that over half of these lines were improvised and it's beautiful

  • @doneiliragaba1266
    @doneiliragaba1266 2 года назад +4

    When I got promoted as a cashier and didn’t know how to count pennies.

  • @user-nj4bw6ve7g
    @user-nj4bw6ve7g 3 года назад +85

    Imagine Jessie and Walter doing this. That would've been a good one.

  • @johnathanelbert6880
    @johnathanelbert6880 3 года назад +335

    The last dude that forgot the 20 is a 100,000 richer with heroin lmao

    • @alexmeekelk1912
      @alexmeekelk1912 3 года назад +1

      Maybe 300,000

    • @rarecomment3639
      @rarecomment3639 3 года назад +2

      It’s dirty money, it’s gonna be hella sus to the police when this random guy suddenly becomes extremely rich

    • @sws212
      @sws212 3 года назад +5

      @@rarecomment3639 He's a minor Cartel member, you think the Mexican polices cares? Nah they already know it's dirty, as long as he doesn't start shit, they got bigger things to deal with.

    • @junfaa
      @junfaa 3 года назад +3

      Somebody would be looking for him.

    • @Otto-cz6by
      @Otto-cz6by 3 года назад +1

      @@rarecomment3639 100000 isn't really that much. He could hide it it, and use it only when he needs to, and deposit some of it over a long period of time.

  • @geoben1810
    @geoben1810 2 года назад +2

    Unf-ing REAL! I didn't see that coming! Brilliant! 👌👍🤣

  • @valzzy138
    @valzzy138 2 года назад +7

    and to think key's math skills was on point is totally legendary....lmao

  • @mayurdudhe6378
    @mayurdudhe6378 3 года назад +1385

    Is Hank undercover or has he gone dirty? I think he's Heisenberg's rival.
    Thanks guys. This the most likes (or dislikes) I've ever got.

    • @thebatsup
      @thebatsup 3 года назад +62

      Breaking bad alternate ending.

    • @mellusse
      @mellusse 3 года назад

      Hank is dead you stupid

    • @tonywasikhongo7510
      @tonywasikhongo7510 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was Hank with the bald head

    • @banga6419
      @banga6419 3 года назад +1

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong did you even watch the final season?

    • @maxmoseley6330
      @maxmoseley6330 3 года назад +2

      I didn’t even recognize him damn

  • @aaronatkinson-meiklejohn4953
    @aaronatkinson-meiklejohn4953 3 года назад +487

    I honestly believe that’s how drugs deals go bad ... the forgetting to put all the money part not counting .

    • @trippytigertony5520
      @trippytigertony5520 3 года назад +30

      Imagine someone miscounted once and everyone gets shot 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wnaes38
      @wnaes38 3 года назад +26

      @Alpha Barry How much you been smoking boy?

    • @Celevie
      @Celevie 3 года назад +4

      @Alpha Barry lool... 😋 I know what you've got

    • @ghanagirl7636
      @ghanagirl7636 3 года назад +3

      Alpha Barry 😂😂😂

    • @captainmoretokin2172
      @captainmoretokin2172 3 года назад +2

      @Alpha Barry what do you do?

  • @ferenczbabinszki7699
    @ferenczbabinszki7699 Месяц назад

    a league of their own.
    love these two.

  • @Indrani_Mukherjee19
    @Indrani_Mukherjee19 2 года назад +3

    I felt like it's me in front of all that money; counting exactly like them.😂😂🤣

  • @ThreeCrowns
    @ThreeCrowns 3 года назад +426

    Anyone else get anxiety from seeing the money thrown like that???

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 3 года назад +1

      ME 😂

    • @3RDEYELOVE
      @3RDEYELOVE 3 года назад +1

      probably bcuz you haven't SEEN the Rain Man movie

    • @Aquardis
      @Aquardis 3 года назад +7

      k k he was just anxious because all that money being thrown will blow away. For all you know he's seen the movie it's not like he doesn't understand why he threw it.

    • @selenaquintanilla4ever330
      @selenaquintanilla4ever330 3 года назад

      Meee

    • @justincherry1116
      @justincherry1116 3 года назад

      Its only looks good with a room full of strippers or in a music video!!

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 3 года назад +197

    They 2 VS 5 and broke even though, which means they actually had some skill.
    Also I just realized that lucky slowpoke now has both the drugs and the money.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 года назад +10

      Yeah lol it's a reference to No Country for Old Men, wherein a drug deal gone wrong left all the money for someone to steal and shit goes south after that.

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization 3 года назад

      @@re_i_gn oh man, I wished I watched the film before I saw your post. Now I'm sad.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 года назад

      @@Manganization Not too late to see it, it's personally on my top 10 favorite movies of all time. Best main antagonist in film history in my opinion.

    • @pon3d120
      @pon3d120 3 года назад +2

      CursedUsername That’s how the film kicks off, so not really a spoiler. Definitely give it a watch, it’s an amazing movie.

  • @Ibochic1
    @Ibochic1 2 года назад +2

    These guys make me almost howl in laughter!

  • @jasondavidcox
    @jasondavidcox 2 года назад +3

    Literally me trying to close out the register at the end of my shift