Ohh wow. --- Lesson Today: Rounding Up or Down Can Help: Sometimes maybe just round up or down and go by ball park figures. You know sometimes it can help to say t is about $100k but not exact. Sort of like maybe when you go to the store next time say can I buy this beer for about $2.00 but give you $1.25 ? Sort of like when the government says they owe you $4000, but may only give you $3.000 or less.
It always puts a smile on my face when I see that even within 10 minutes already thousands of people around the whole world clicked on a video on RUclips to see a Key and Peele sketch.
yes just like me and I live in Indonesia. whenever they I uploaded new video. it's always around 5am in the morning. and i woke up & smile, whenever I see new notification from this channel
Most Indian, Afghanu, Pakistani poppy goes through China and gets handled by Chinese before international distribution. All poppy used for heroin come from these areas but most growers don't have the money and resources to ship and directly sell their own stuff.
Not that you should apply real life to comedy sketches, but fatally injured people can still fire guns hopped up on adrenaline. It's not completely insane that two people functionally dead from bullet wounds could stay alive long enough to hit 5 other people fatally as well. The least accurate thing here probably is that they died so fast. A lot of body trauma takes a bit to actually kill you.
What you're actually supposed to do is this: 1. Measure the length of a $20 bill in inches. 2. Take every bill and line them up along the ground end-to-end. 3. Measure the length of the line in miles. 4. Multiply that measurement by 5280 to get the length of the line in feet. (You may need a calculator to do this.) 5. Multiply that measurement by 12 to get the length of the line in inches. 6. Divide that measurement by the first measurement (the length of one bill) to get the number of bills in the line. 7. Multiply that number by 20. If your final answer is anything other than 100,000, you have been set up.
The hell are those unnecessary steps? You can easily weigh the amount by making a hardened clay mold of a stack of $20 dollar bills then filling the mold with resin You can then pile up the chunks of resin and use an industry grade weighing scale until you get a pile as heavy as $100,000 Compare the total weight of the resin molds by the weight of the suitcase of money and see if they are exactly the same. Of course, do not forget to subtract the weight of the suitcase first; rookie mistake. To get the weight of the suitcase, you must make a clay mold of the suitcase as well and fill that with resin to represent the suitcase's weight After taking all that into account, if the weight of the resin that represents $100,000 does not match the weight of the contents of the suitcase, it's safe to assume you've been set up
You are both making huge mistakes. First, you go to a bank and ask for a loan of 100,000 dollars. Then bank is going to want to check your credit score. Since you’re a criminal and are into buying Afghani heroine, you most likely do most of your large purchases off the grid. What you’ll want to do next is get a legit job right away. Perhaps you could ask the loan officer at the bank for a job as a teller. Once hired go ahead and get a couple credit cards. Make some purchases on the cards but always remember to pay them off in a timely manner. You’ll start to see your credit score grow at a slow rate, but don’t get frustrated. Now it’s on to purchasing a car. You can go with something over the top but you want to be able to keep up on payments. I mean come on you’re a bank teller not Bill Gates. Let’s say a 5 year contract. Now you’re on your way! I think you’re ready for that 100,000 dollar loan! Go back to the bank, which shouldn’t be hard because you work there remember? Then go on ahead and get that loan. Now you want to make sure you get a good APR or this was all worthless! Let’s say you got the loan and it all worked out. Now take the money and put it into a briefcase exactly like the one the other 100,000 is in. You don’t want to use your loan money to buy the briefcase because that will throw everything off. So, it’s a good thing you still have those credit cards. P.S. you’re also going to want to buy a scale. Fast forward. You have both briefcases with the money inside. Douse both briefcases with gasoline and light the money on fire. Let it burn until it has all reached a fine powdery ash. Then weigh each briefcase respectively. It the weight doesn’t match, then there is no doubt about it. You have been set up.
Plot twist: that guy at the end left the $20 out on purpose knowing that they would kill each other, leading him to have all the money and drugs for himself
learning geometry,algebra,and calculus is worthless unless you pursue a field of study that involves that. Counting money is pretty basic. But great lame overused joke...
kylem1112 im a person who studies actuary which means I studied algebra, calculus,statistics and basically all of that a damn useless if you pursue a job other than mathematics lecture though..
I did the rain man counting thing once. I was overwhelmed by the outpouring of community support to help me get all that money out the road. I mean, you should see the enthusiasm of so many people rushing to my aide. Almost caused several car accidents. I think my math was off a bit that day because I think I had a lot less than I initially threw up. Either way, it was still a win because when I needed help with all that scattered money, folks were just coming from out of nowhere without me having to ask for help. It was a very moving moment.
I did this once and threw money in the air and there was lots of people coming to help pick it off the floor I was thrilled that they didn't even ask if I needed help they just helped without them my money wouldn't be in their bank balance the community loves helping me pick up all the money I dropped.
Desert theme. Shoot out in the desert. Orange over-filtering. Actor who plays Hank. Mexican cartel. Issue with a $20 bill. You would think these Breaking Bad easter eggs. But that would be crazy.
well technically it is cause you only count untill 9 so thats one count less. imagine every 1 counting cost 1 second then to count until you have 9 only costs 9 seconds instead of 10 seconds. So he's not wrong there :p
@@greentea5534 in the movie rainman there is a guy who is really good with numbers/ patterns. There is a scene where someone drops a box of toothpicks and he is able to immediately count how many there are on the ground at a single glance.
@@stldweller you probably never bought or sold anything in your life. Its awkward to take the money and double check it in front of them as if they're liars, then holding it up to the light to see if they're counterfeit. I just take their word and count it while they aren't looking
Thats why they said rainman it. Since that’s what rainman does in the movie rainman. Rainman counts stuff when it falls on the floor perfectly. But I could probably do it. Jk
They 2 VS 5 and broke even though, which means they actually had some skill. Also I just realized that lucky slowpoke now has both the drugs and the money.
Yeah lol it's a reference to No Country for Old Men, wherein a drug deal gone wrong left all the money for someone to steal and shit goes south after that.
@@rarecomment3639 He's a minor Cartel member, you think the Mexican polices cares? Nah they already know it's dirty, as long as he doesn't start shit, they got bigger things to deal with.
@@rarecomment3639 100000 isn't really that much. He could hide it it, and use it only when he needs to, and deposit some of it over a long period of time.
k k he was just anxious because all that money being thrown will blow away. For all you know he's seen the movie it's not like he doesn't understand why he threw it.
Nah these have all already been aired thru comedy centrals page, but it seems that now that key and peele have had this new RUclips page, they’re just re-uploading what should’ve been here in the first place
I appreciate that even though this show is discontinued they made the decision to continue uploading these sketches. So many inside jokes me and my brother shared that we can laugh over again whenever these vids come out!
"See these things on the triple beam? Don't move them. That's $100 worth of pure. Weigh it out. Wrap it. Only accept $100 bills..... I SAID DON'T MOVE THOSE. DAMMIT"
Jesus Christ God's that Pur Pur Pur that heavenly gold. 🔥 💯 you know something without Jesus Christ we are all short. Jesus Christ paid the price. Jesus Christ has all that you need people to know your loved, to know peace to know your wounds can be cured. Walk by faith in Jesus peoples peoples peoples peoples Jesus Christ wants to make you his steeple. JesUSAves!
Oh no kidding... Guy lost a billion dollars a year to rats eating it. Pretty sure by now, he wouldn't have anything left, due to it taking him so long.
It’s just a knife where the blade is actually plastic most likely and the blade goes inward into the handle making it look like it penetrates the plastic. That or it’s just flour and they actually stab it. If the takes bad they just turn the bag around or stab another bag
it's for purpose. gangstas like to look cool, so by trying to rip the package they simply leave a trace for dog to sniff it. movie makers are encouraged for such scenes so the bad guys can make a mistake.
Google global truth project and read 'The Present' for the truth about life/death explained simply. Everyone needs to read it asap b/c it can change the world.
No it’s not, it’s more of a reference to breaking bad, from having the actor for hank and the lighting and setting similar to the drug deal scenes in breaking bad
Brother Carlito forgets to add a 20 and gets everyone blasted.
*CONSEQUENCES*
😂😂😂
carlitos
...then a piano fell on my head.
CONSEQUENCES
i read this in mexican accent feels soo good
I never be caught adding 20s!
The fact that he actually counted the exact number at the end elevates this from funny to genius lol
Exactly! Genius
Absolutely brilliant
Bro exactly!!!!!! Cuz I really wasn’t feeling it until the counted 99,980 and then the dude comes running out with the $20 😂😂😂
Facts 😂 .
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@@melrob9834 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkk6kkkkkkukkkikkukkkkkkkukukkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkijkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkikkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkikkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkikkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkikukkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkukkkkkikkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkuikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjjjksjyujjujkkjuu
The guy that forgot to put in the last 20, now has a bunch of bags of heroin AND 100k dollars. Win Win.
Plus he could sell all the heroin to make double of what he had originally, even triple
And then keep one twenty to receive the same results! Brilliant!
Big win 😂
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AND six dead bodies plus two cars to dispose of.
Howsit Goingbros what? Oh I got it u mean that he could make like 200 grand now since he got 100ks worth of heroin and 100k
Hank with mustache being a drug lord is the best thing I've seen today.
Hank must have somehow faked his death and now he is the new drug lord instead of Walter
This was rocks before they became minerals.
He was undercover.
@@The_Interceptor_ thanks for the spoiler
I thought that was Hank
It physically hurt when they started throwing the money
Well at least they finally counted it
@@noblejack9882 that will just produce another painful video..:)
Yes I swear.
Just thinkin about it like is paper
Literally
“Why are you doing piles of nine?” “It’s faster than tens.” I lost it. 🤣
This is the funniest thing I've heard this year. 😂
*SAME* 🤣
Lost cause You know that’s Hank from breaking bad right ?
It's like... X-D those comments... X-D when X-D they write X-D EXACTLY what they just said... X-D how do you even do that?!
@@GOLVEL "how do you even do that?!" lol im ded XD
The fact that he got it right makes this 10x timer better.
😂
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Darealkush bad bot
Almost like thats the joke
Ohh wow. --- Lesson Today: Rounding Up or Down Can Help: Sometimes maybe just round up or down and go by ball park figures. You know sometimes it can help to say t is about $100k but not exact. Sort of like maybe when you go to the store next time say can I buy this beer for about $2.00 but give you $1.25 ? Sort of like when the government says they owe you $4000, but may only give you $3.000 or less.
Absolutely. The ending makes or breaks a K+P skit, since the premises are always brilliant. This one had a great ending.
That cartel boss looks like he enjoys his minerals
LMAO
real ones only will know lmao
Haha! Hank
And sex gifs
Hank Schrader undercover.
“Why are you counting piles of 9?” “Because counting to 9 is faster than 10.” As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing.
🤣🤣🤣
You learn something new every day.
@Jake Gittes *_"As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing"_*
You tell for a living? *...SNITCH.*
As a Teller, do you use Penn when counting money?
EuGenius CONSEQUENCES
I believe someone is saving these hidden sketches for rainy day, or pandemic, and i for one, thank you, sir
If we all die and aliens show up, we should show them key and Peele sketches. They are the greatest testament to humanity
You're welcome. ruclips.net/p/PLAu2GZzz95YRErUQjSoJasikWPIrdM6i4
Not hidden
This was posted on this channel a long time ago. Think they are just reuploading them
@@piFFD513 yeah they are reposts,but its fine
"I didn't study maths in school
I got shot by drug dealers"
"Consequences"
This comment is underrated. Brilliant!
Funny Potato
And we've come full circle, lol
You still remember this....? I guess you've been a lifelong fun..
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
"You really wiling to blow up this deal over 20 bucks?"
"...Are you?"
Its not about money
It's about morals
@@sarbyelmaz1524it’s a BETTER CALL SOLE reference from breaking bad
It’s the principal 😭😂
literally what i was thinking lmao
Oh God, right now I’m watching Better Call Saul, I hear this phrase and immediately remember that I recently read this comment and it’s like whaaat.
Ah, the orange filter in every Mexican movie.
I never realized I noticed that until this comment😭😭
Maybe that's how the sunlight is there? You know sunlight gets whiter as you go north in the hemisphere.
Trump is low key a Mexican :v
@@flaminmongrel6955 nope same sunlight
After watching several American movies with Mexico as a setting, that's how I imagine the real Mexico.
"100% pure Afghani heroin" has a Chinese dragon on the bricks!!
Probably wanted to say china white, but all the china in the media, so Afghani
That's a big fail, but then again so is doing heroin
BUT THEN THE GUY SPOKE SPANISH
@@nexus4880 In these days of Fentanyl I don't think people doing all this sniffing of unidentified white powders.......
only China and USA buys Afghan heroin in bulk. So there you go.
Plot Twist:
My mans “Mr. 20 bucks” intentionally kept the $20 and waited until after the bullets went flying to collect his other 4999 $20 bills.
And the drugs! haha
Wasn't it 49990?
Planned since day one.
No country for old men
@@Doc.O.K. No woman no cry
I dunno whats more impressive. Going even in a shoot out 2v5 or counting accurately by throwing money in the air.
Everyone knows that the bad guys can't aim, so that's not impressive
😂😂😂😂
@@tomlxyz which one is the bad guy? the one selling or the one buying crack?
ones clearly more impressive
@@tomlxyzYeah but who are the bad guys? They’re all bad guys lol 😂
It always puts a smile on my face when I see that even within 10 minutes already thousands of people around the whole world clicked on a video on RUclips to see a Key and Peele sketch.
Yep me as well, from Sweden here!❤
It is literally 4 in the morning where I'm from yet here I am XD
yes just like me and I live in Indonesia. whenever they I uploaded new video. it's always around 5am in the morning. and i woke up & smile, whenever I see new notification from this channel
5 pm in USA
Haha
I like to imagine this is the backstory to No Country for Old Men
😂😂😂😂
Lmao yh
Lol
That's what I was thinking too
Ok..that's pretty good... 👍
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, still no happy ending for Hank Schrader..
I knew it was him lol
You said what everyone was thinking dude
Damn dude y. Ugh lol poor hank. JESUS MARIE
Does suck
Looks like they are in the same spot he died in b.b
This is the second time Hank loses a dessert shootout
To be fair, this was a tie. 😊
DESERT. jfc
@@bag3lmonst3r72 no wdym he lost the food fight so he doesnt get dessert
@@Statsy10👔
Hank decided to fake his death an become a drug lord himself after seeing how much Walt made from it.
And it wasn't the first time Dean Norris was killed in a shootout in the desert.
Dean Norris with the terrible accent lol
😂😂
And everything is yellow in mexico
“Pure Afghani heroine” with Chinese Writings on the packaging, and the guy snort tested it.....shit is way too funny!
Loooool
U missed 100k for all that
Most Indian, Afghanu, Pakistani poppy goes through China and gets handled by Chinese before international distribution. All poppy used for heroin come from these areas but most growers don't have the money and resources to ship and directly sell their own stuff.
You can snort heroin
The Triads control a great deal of the distribution of heroin.
The killing ratio of Key and Peele is pretty good. They won 2 out 5.
glad someone else pivked up on tht😂
They lost... Both sides lost...
2.5 kd.
Not bad at all
Not that you should apply real life to comedy sketches, but fatally injured people can still fire guns hopped up on adrenaline. It's not completely insane that two people functionally dead from bullet wounds could stay alive long enough to hit 5 other people fatally as well. The least accurate thing here probably is that they died so fast. A lot of body trauma takes a bit to actually kill you.
I didnt see that coming. Slow counters but fast shooters
What you're actually supposed to do is this:
1. Measure the length of a $20 bill in inches.
2. Take every bill and line them up along the ground end-to-end.
3. Measure the length of the line in miles.
4. Multiply that measurement by 5280 to get the length of the line in feet. (You may need a calculator to do this.)
5. Multiply that measurement by 12 to get the length of the line in inches.
6. Divide that measurement by the first measurement (the length of one bill) to get the number of bills in the line.
7. Multiply that number by 20. If your final answer is anything other than 100,000, you have been set up.
The hell are those unnecessary steps?
You can easily weigh the amount by making a hardened clay mold of a stack of $20 dollar bills then filling the mold with resin
You can then pile up the chunks of resin and use an industry grade weighing scale until you get a pile as heavy as $100,000
Compare the total weight of the resin molds by the weight of the suitcase of money and see if they are exactly the same. Of course, do not forget to subtract the weight of the suitcase first; rookie mistake. To get the weight of the suitcase, you must make a clay mold of the suitcase as well and fill that with resin to represent the suitcase's weight
After taking all that into account, if the weight of the resin that represents $100,000 does not match the weight of the contents of the suitcase, it's safe to assume you've been set up
You are both making huge mistakes.
First, you go to a bank and ask for a loan of 100,000 dollars.
Then bank is going to want to check your credit score. Since you’re a criminal and are into buying Afghani heroine, you most likely do most of your large purchases off the grid.
What you’ll want to do next is get a legit job right away. Perhaps you could ask the loan officer at the bank for a job as a teller.
Once hired go ahead and get a couple credit cards. Make some purchases on the cards but always remember to pay them off in a timely manner. You’ll start to see your credit score grow at a slow rate, but don’t get frustrated.
Now it’s on to purchasing a car. You can go with something over the top but you want to be able to keep up on payments. I mean come on you’re a bank teller not Bill Gates.
Let’s say a 5 year contract. Now you’re on your way! I think you’re ready for that 100,000 dollar loan!
Go back to the bank, which shouldn’t be hard because you work there remember? Then go on ahead and get that loan. Now you want to make sure you get a good APR or this was all worthless!
Let’s say you got the loan and it all worked out. Now take the money and put it into a briefcase exactly like the one the other 100,000 is in. You don’t want to use your loan money to buy the briefcase because that will throw everything off. So, it’s a good thing you still have those credit cards.
P.S. you’re also going to want to buy a scale.
Fast forward. You have both briefcases with the money inside. Douse both briefcases with gasoline and light the money on fire. Let it burn until it has all reached a fine powdery ash. Then weigh each briefcase respectively.
It the weight doesn’t match, then there is no doubt about it. You have been set up.
@@timorhyridgway3003 lmaooooooooooooo
@@timorhyridgway3003 Tried it. Didn’t work. Was only approved for 80,000
Dude i would rather 'rainman' it too instead of using ur complicated steps lol
Plot twist: that guy at the end left the $20 out on purpose knowing that they would kill each other, leading him to have all the money and drugs for himself
Genius
Nah, he is too fat to pick them on the ground.
@@freedominitiative8870 MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME!
Maybe just the money
Mission Complete
Kids: why do we have to study math?
Math teacher: shows this to kids
learning geometry,algebra,and calculus is worthless unless you pursue a field of study that involves that. Counting money is pretty basic. But great lame overused joke...
@@kylem1112 Algebra is pretty important dude what are you on?
😂 yeah yeah, math is pretty much useless when you don't have brain to use it.
kylem1112 im a person who studies actuary which means I studied algebra, calculus,statistics and basically all of that a damn useless if you pursue a job other than mathematics lecture though..
consequences
Yo that’s Hank from breaking bad with a mustache lmao
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
✈️
deadass???
@@whydochair9552 nice
OMG it's him?!
so now he's the one doing the drugs lmao
LOOOL: at 3:07, dude in the gray suit CANNOT hold in the laughter any more, and does a slow spin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HA i think you're right
Good one, simulating that he is watching at his back, for security.
I forgot to add one bill into my drug money and now everyone is dead.
*CONSEQUENCES*
Best girl as your pfp 👌 nice
Very under rated comment 😂😂
Plagiaaaa
Makoto best girl.
LMFAO
is literally no one gonna mention the fact that our boy ASAC Schrader is out here dealing in drugs??
He is hypocrite
Hey, at least he finally learned Spanish!
It's his dealer twin
Who
Ahh breaking bad
I did the rain man counting thing once. I was overwhelmed by the outpouring of community support to help me get all that money out the road. I mean, you should see the enthusiasm of so many people rushing to my aide. Almost caused several car accidents. I think my math was off a bit that day because I think I had a lot less than I initially threw up. Either way, it was still a win because when I needed help with all that scattered money, folks were just coming from out of nowhere without me having to ask for help. It was a very moving moment.
I love helping people get money off the road!
I did this once and threw money in the air and there was lots of people coming to help pick it off the floor I was thrilled that they didn't even ask if I needed help they just helped without them my money wouldn't be in their bank balance the community loves helping me pick up all the money I dropped.
The helpful nature of humans is truly beautiful.
Maybe u should do it again then? Just tell me where
😂😂😂
Desert theme. Shoot out in the desert. Orange over-filtering. Actor who plays Hank. Mexican cartel. Issue with a $20 bill. You would think these Breaking Bad easter eggs. But that would be crazy.
I don't know why but I find that orange filter comforting.
IT IS NOT CRAZY. HE LEFT THAT 20 OUT. AS IF I COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE. AS IF.
I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!
"You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever known, but you’re too stupid to see that he couldn’t count ten minutes ago."
What an underated comment
Nice...
"you kill uncle hank!"
"Why do you do counts of nines?"
"Course its faster than ten"
lol right
well technically it is cause you only count untill 9 so thats one count less.
imagine every 1 counting cost 1 second
then to count until you have 9 only costs 9 seconds instead of 10 seconds.
So he's not wrong there :p
@@johnconnor2247 okay compared that to only count until 10. its the fooking same
@@mont9150 @John Connor ok nerd
@@zacloud9672 you dont have a place to live depressive weeb?
At this point, there is no man on internet who can say he has seen all the Key and Peele sketches. .. .
These hidden gems are an absolute delight.
I mean I’ve watched every episode of the show sooo. Although there are deleted sketches that I haven’t seen
If you watch the show you would have seen this. It just goes to show you not many people watch it.
The Bureaucrat I hope not. Because I can’t get enough of these guys. Definitely the most talented on comedy
unless of course one worked on the show ;) There are somewhere around 5 unaired sketches (I have a couple of them)...
The goon scratching his head with the gun got me lol.
LOL, he actually managed to "Rain Man" the money, that's some serious mad skills there.
Man. The feeling when you find a key & pelee sketch you haven’t watched is not possible to describe🤤
some Mandela effect kind of s***
with Hank too
Same bro 😂
However by not describing it you in fact did describe it
Is Hank undercover or has he gone dirty? I think he's Heisenberg's rival.
Thanks guys. This the most likes (or dislikes) I've ever got.
Breaking bad alternate ending.
Hank is dead you stupid
I thought it was Hank with the bald head
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong did you even watch the final season?
I didn’t even recognize him damn
My respect goes out to the production assistant who had to pick that money up between takes.
shop vac to the rescue!
It seems like nothing has ever gone good for Hank Schrader in the middle of the desert.
Bad or good guy. Always end up dead.
So that's what happened before No Country for Old Men....
Nice
lmao nice
haha i Just commented the same shit.
Thanks for filling the blanks
@mr system it was NOIIIICE tho ! actually i posted it before reading through the comments.
The fact that he was right about the count being off by $20 😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾
R\wooosh
@@tuneboyz5634 ???
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@@tuneboyz5634 what?
@@tuneboyz5634 If anything you either don't understand how woosh works, or you don't understand the comment itself.
@@tuneboyz5634 wtf is this wooosh for? 😂
Having Hank play a Mexican Cartel guy for no reason is hilarious
😂 😂😂
The real punchline is that he actually WAS able to count like Rainnman.
Indeed
Wow, how did you figure out that obvious joke? By watching til the end? Fascinating
Did that really need explaining? Are the 1000+ people who liked that comment really that stupid? Lol
@@LuMnOsITi I mean most people don't know what the hell rainman is. I just searched it up and I still don't understand it
@@greentea5534 in the movie rainman there is a guy who is really good with numbers/ patterns.
There is a scene where someone drops a box of toothpicks and he is able to immediately count how many there are on the ground at a single glance.
WTF is that Hank from Breaking Bad wearing a fake moustache?!?!?!
Why is no one mentioning this?! I came to the comments for this!
fr it is crazy
Liesl Lukacs me to lol
I knew I wasn't crazy! Thank you!
Confirmed by Google to be Dean Norris (Hank Schrader).
I did not recognize his face until I read this comment.
I'm more impressed how two of them were able to shoot five people :0
They did the math. Thats how 😂
because 2s are faster than 5s
You clearly don't know how this works...
There were 5 of them, but... _they had a sniper trained on their position_
@@thedunyadoneya2628 you mean the sniper who's wife has just been kidnapped?
@@catthomas3097 you mean the snipers wife who just filed for divorce?
Mexican Hank doesn't exist, he can't hurt you:
Mexican Hank:
He broke bad
I'm embarrassed counting money in public.
D Thomas
How?
I'm scared counting money in public
@@hussein6173 me too
@@stldweller Dyslexia is for words, Dyscalculia is for numbers.
@@stldweller you probably never bought or sold anything in your life.
Its awkward to take the money and double check it in front of them as if they're liars, then holding it up to the light to see if they're counterfeit. I just take their word and count it while they aren't looking
3:05 Dude in grey broke. Guy next to him closer to camera heard him and cracked a big smile.
😄
Yeah The one that turned around 😂😂😂
When he rain man's it and actually guesses the exact amount 😂
Especially when he found out the deals Short 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yup lol 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 $99,980.........👉👉👉👉👉👈👈
Key's face and his rainman counting in the air at 3:10 got me good 😂
For every new skit I find I try to guess the ending/twist.
Key & Peele - 89
Me - 0
Well that's admirable of you, it's also very foolish. You'll never win this challenge. Are you a masochist?
@@JesusPulledMeThrough LoL you a fool for that!
89 likes, 89 guesses
@Gappie Al Kebabi Um, what's...happening?
All that money on the ground is making me uncomfortable
Bruh and the light breeze pushing it
It's not real money. Only the few bills on top, and the first shots of counting them, close-up
@@johntao6822 no shit sherlock
I know, slowly blowing away and shit...
@@johntao6822 r/whoooosh
It’s like Christmas whenever you find a sketch you haven’t seen before
My uncle molested me on every holidays when I was younger. So no. It's not like Christmas at all.
It's only a few minutes old. It'd be strange if you would've seen it before lol
@@uhjeff3651 noice
@@uhjeff3651 I'm crying laughing rn
@@zahsum noice
and thats how they made the plot for “no country for old men”
oh shi...
underrated comment right here
You can never tell if Key is bald, they have good hairstylists indeed.
Best in the world
He has the worst hair I’ve ever seen
I wish Tyler Perry would get a clue. 😂😂😂
@@politereminder6284 lawd🤣🤣🤣🤣madea is coming to get you
Did you just call him “Key”?
It’s like each line gets better. Bomb ass writing.
Each line. Hehe
"Now that's a plan right there"
Can't have problems counting money when you don't got money.... **taps head**
**sobbing intensifies**
lmaoooo
My dad left me
WeSmart
I feel you hahah
FACTS
One of the best. He had so much faith in his rainman technique he was willing to kill/die.
**throws money in the air**
“What the hell you doin, man!?”
“Well, ya know, I was gonna try to rain man it.”
_well that’s a plan right there_
And then it works
Woah that's what happened in the video?! Did we watch the same one?!
*gonna
Put your face to your like so I can avoid ever befriending you by accident. Thanks.
Polythene Pam oh yes someone delusional cult startup website totally ties into this video
I honestly believe that’s how drugs deals go bad ... the forgetting to put all the money part not counting .
Imagine someone miscounted once and everyone gets shot 🤣🤣🤣
@Alpha Barry How much you been smoking boy?
@Alpha Barry lool... 😋 I know what you've got
Alpha Barry 😂😂😂
@Alpha Barry what do you do?
Imagine Jessie and Walter doing this. That would've been a good one.
When my dopamine levels are lower than a snake’s belly, I just have to watch Key and Peele for a few minutes. There! All better! 😂
I mean... to be fair, being able to count out 100,000$ by 20’s, while its raining from the sky, in your head, is quite impressive...
Yeah they counted 4999 bills in less than a minute,
Quite impressive is an understatement
Thats why they said rainman it. Since that’s what rainman does in the movie rainman. Rainman counts stuff when it falls on the floor perfectly. But I could probably do it. Jk
killing each other over a difference of $20. lol
@@dablet its not about the money, its about the principle... XD
They 2 VS 5 and broke even though, which means they actually had some skill.
Also I just realized that lucky slowpoke now has both the drugs and the money.
Yeah lol it's a reference to No Country for Old Men, wherein a drug deal gone wrong left all the money for someone to steal and shit goes south after that.
@@re_i_gn oh man, I wished I watched the film before I saw your post. Now I'm sad.
@@Manganization Not too late to see it, it's personally on my top 10 favorite movies of all time. Best main antagonist in film history in my opinion.
CursedUsername That’s how the film kicks off, so not really a spoiler. Definitely give it a watch, it’s an amazing movie.
The last dude that forgot the 20 is a 100,000 richer with heroin lmao
Maybe 300,000
It’s dirty money, it’s gonna be hella sus to the police when this random guy suddenly becomes extremely rich
@@rarecomment3639 He's a minor Cartel member, you think the Mexican polices cares? Nah they already know it's dirty, as long as he doesn't start shit, they got bigger things to deal with.
Somebody would be looking for him.
@@rarecomment3639 100000 isn't really that much. He could hide it it, and use it only when he needs to, and deposit some of it over a long period of time.
Great irony for hank being a drug lord.
Best sketches
The bald mustache man looks like the type of dude who likes rocks...sorry, minerals
*Dios Mio, Marie.*
He’s hank from breaking bad
@@MyGreenNest WHOOSH!
When he first spoke Im like wholly shit, its Narcotics. Its a sting operation!
I thought so too!
Anyone else get anxiety from seeing the money thrown like that???
ME 😂
probably bcuz you haven't SEEN the Rain Man movie
k k he was just anxious because all that money being thrown will blow away. For all you know he's seen the movie it's not like he doesn't understand why he threw it.
Meee
Its only looks good with a room full of strippers or in a music video!!
I was so hoping that old Mustache over there was gonna go "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT" after snorting it.
Lol cause he's Hank from breaking bad?
@@jadenbillings9847 Tuco's the one who says that. May his soul RIP.
@@menonabhi123 oh yeah I know, I just thought you were saying cause someone from breaking bad was on it
Kids: why do we have to study math?
Math teacher: so that u can raid shops with ease..
@@jadenbillings9847 that's not Hank
And that's why I'm not a drugdealer, it makes me really anxious to count money in public.
Got killed last time you did?
Holy crap they must have a Key and Peele vault full of millions of these skits do they?
Nah these have all already been aired thru comedy centrals page, but it seems that now that key and peele have had this new RUclips page, they’re just re-uploading what should’ve been here in the first place
*This has been the worst trade deal in history, probably ever*
Search worst translator ever alternatino. Thank me later
@@obaidspathology1938 or the one where they try to make a discrete drug deal
I see what you did there
@@MrE_ they are legend, it is amazing how they can assume any identity, race, character etc so smoothly
Have u heard of the Louisiana Purchase?
I appreciate that even though this show is discontinued they made the decision to continue uploading these sketches. So many inside jokes me and my brother shared that we can laugh over again whenever these vids come out!
They decided to end it. Their decision to upload it is probably because comedy central license expired for key and peele and to get more revenue
The best comedy sketch channel in the world🤣
- HEY, WHY ARE YOU DOIN' PILES OF NINE?
- IT'S FASTER THAN 10S.
-OH, REALLY?
- I DO MY NINES 10 TIMES, AND THEN I DO AN EXTRA PILE OF 10.
Thats common core in the US. Great education system there.
@@bowenliu5960 that is not common core
@@bowenliu5960 No, it's definitely not.
@@bowenliu5960 you know this is...fake...right?
Im from the US and you are absolutely wrong. We count it by 8s and then an extra 2 pile of 10s just to make it faster
Ooooh, so this is how "No Country for Old Men" started!!!
that is the prologue from "No Country For Old Men"
No my friend it started with *Covid19*
that’s the beginning of “No Country for Old Men”!
underrated comment
I do my 9’s ten times then count an extra pile of 10 😂😂
LOL "I do my 9s ten times and then an extra pile of ten" These two are so f funny
Imagine them being in competition with Heisenberg and Jessy
*Jesse
i thought that looked like hank, i literally just got done watching the series XD
Well that can’t happen now
Hahaha
@@polr5720 sure it can, flashbacks baby.
I can't count either. That's why i decided not to be a drug dealer.
"See these things on the triple beam? Don't move them. That's $100 worth of pure. Weigh it out. Wrap it. Only accept $100 bills..... I SAID DON'T MOVE THOSE. DAMMIT"
Jesus Christ God's that Pur Pur Pur that heavenly gold. 🔥 💯
you know something without Jesus Christ we are all short. Jesus Christ paid the price. Jesus Christ has all that you need people to know your loved, to know peace to know your wounds can be cured. Walk by faith in Jesus peoples peoples peoples peoples Jesus Christ wants to make you his steeple.
JesUSAves!
Consequence!!!!!
Imagine Pablo Escobar counting his money like this
Your english is so bad
He would still be alive..
Still counting his money.
lol dw too dyslexic i’m
Seems 2 b effective 😂😂
Oh no kidding... Guy lost a billion dollars a year to rats eating it. Pretty sure by now, he wouldn't have anything left, due to it taking him so long.
Old boy just took a huge hit of pure Afghan tar & is still standing... that's hardcore!
3:03 to 3:11 the guy at the back starts laughing and turns around to hide it LOL
Imagine if he ruined the shot. They would make him pick it all up haha
I saw tht lol
You are absolutely right! He did that!
hahaha watch the way the same guy dies at 3:24, so good
i saw that too lolol
But they can count perfectly well when the money's flying around in chaos lol
He Rain Manned it. lol
I love how all there sketches are filmed like a movie. Makes it even funnier.
"One hundred thousand... JU ES DOLLARS" 🤣🤣🤣
"I do my 9's ten times then I do an extra pile of 10"
That's actually quite impressive. He knows how to count.
When people just jab knives into cocain, does someone tape that packet back? The jabbing just happens a LOT. In every show/movie/anything.
Thats just for show regular bricks of coke are hard asf and you wouldnt be able to stab it.
He broke the seal.
It’s just a knife where the blade is actually plastic most likely and the blade goes inward into the handle making it look like it penetrates the plastic. That or it’s just flour and they actually stab it. If the takes bad they just turn the bag around or stab another bag
Haha, yeh it's just all leaking in to the brief case 😂😂
it's for purpose. gangstas like to look cool, so by trying to rip the package they simply leave a trace for dog to sniff it.
movie makers are encouraged for such scenes so the bad guys can make a mistake.
I haven’t seen a sketch where Keegan’s hairpiece wasn’t on point. Their hair and makeup crew takes it to the HNL
WNL ?
I thought it was just me
@nēdl (as in the haystack)- “See that’s alphabetically correct. You just took the WNL, to the HNL. Hole Notha Level.”
I think u mean NHL!🤭
Hoe..... Nuva.... Levo
Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist
Breaking Bad 2 confirmed. Hank didn't die and became a drug lord.
That’s what I thought!!!
Walter was right all along
To die again.
He’s Mexican now too
what do you mean? why would he die???😳😳😭😭i haven’t finished it yet
😡 Furious Peele: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAN?🔥
Keegan: I was going to try to rain-man it.
🙂 Very calm Peele: Well that's a plan right there 🌊
“Jesus Christ Marie! They’re not rocks, they’re minerals!”
Shit, that is him!
Hank not rocks! Hank minerals
bwahahaha!
Those mineral shows were pretty lit, not gon' lie.
you win 🏆!!
2:06 i love the detail of the guy in the back scratching his head with his gun
This is how "No country for old men" starts
Thinking the exact same thing
yup.
Call it...
faxs
was thinking the same thing
They're so good at acting, I got second hand embarrassment from this
Google global truth project and read 'The Present' for the truth about life/death explained simply. Everyone needs to read it asap b/c it can change the world.
If anyone's curious, this is a reference to the iconic drug deal gone wrong scene in No Country for Old Men. Amazing movie.
No it’s not, it’s more of a reference to breaking bad, from having the actor for hank and the lighting and setting similar to the drug deal scenes in breaking bad
Nope. Just a funny situation
I don't think so. Where are the pitbulls? 😂
Nevertheless, great f**king movie.
I love how these always ramp up to actual insanity lol