Key & Peele - Awesome Hitler Story

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @ethantarpley
    @ethantarpley 8 лет назад +54866

    That German soldier has one hell of a tan.

    • @gaminggrandpa4409
      @gaminggrandpa4409 8 лет назад +341

      Smither Sink ,

    • @Fredjo
      @Fredjo 7 лет назад +683

      @Dr. Isaac Kleiner LOL this is probably the biggest bullshit I've heard this year so far

    • @bigpoppa3020
      @bigpoppa3020 7 лет назад +726

      Pavel D. Hrs right. It's not bullshit

    • @koukimonzta
      @koukimonzta 7 лет назад +638

      Smither Sink He came from the Afrikan Korp

    • @westcoasteu7817
      @westcoasteu7817 7 лет назад +103

      김수리 war propaganda is never a good source..

  • @dr.doofenshmirtz124
    @dr.doofenshmirtz124 3 года назад +23319

    After Claire left him, Phil's life took a dramatic turn.

    • @Volskerch
      @Volskerch 3 года назад +122

      lol

    • @reversetopics1049
      @reversetopics1049 3 года назад +1

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    • @Volskerch
      @Volskerch 3 года назад +141

      @Kennedy Chinzah yeah

    • @fluffyseahorse4170
      @fluffyseahorse4170 3 года назад +135

      @Dr. Doofenshmirtz shouldn’t you be trying to destroy Perry the Platypus.

    • @dr.doofenshmirtz124
      @dr.doofenshmirtz124 3 года назад +93

      @@fluffyseahorse4170 Shhh. He reads my comments.

  • @rayyana.8538
    @rayyana.8538 4 года назад +12729

    "I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings"
    Not only was Herr Müller pro diversity but he was also a sensitive guy.

    • @trikmandularlgaming2026
      @trikmandularlgaming2026 4 года назад +95

      i thought he said " i dont need hitler to hurt your feelings" as if he was burnmaster

    • @mellyboo513
      @mellyboo513 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-invalid-2882
      @-invalid-2882 4 года назад +2

      De furer

    • @louisaude6880
      @louisaude6880 3 года назад +5

      What a standup guy

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 3 года назад +2

      @@abrahamgeorge1479 the American soldier?

  • @ljcurlyfriesd9271
    @ljcurlyfriesd9271 2 года назад +8289

    i love how he used the ‘insubordinate and churlish’ line from the substitute teacher bit as well, made me laugh a lot harder than it should’ve 😭😭

    • @SaltyEntropy
      @SaltyEntropy 2 года назад +90

      looking for this comment

    • @camillamcneil413
      @camillamcneil413 2 года назад +84

      I was hoping someone would get the reference 😂😂

    • @QueenRed2023
      @QueenRed2023 Год назад +22

      @@SaltyEntropy me too😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aaronfleming9426
      @aaronfleming9426 Год назад +26

      Best line of the sketch! And that's saying something, the rest of the sketch was hilarious!

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business Год назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @npholmes09
    @npholmes09 5 лет назад +21237

    The story of how key and peele met.

  • @continuousrage4974
    @continuousrage4974 5 лет назад +6235

    "Insubordinate, and Churdish"
    *_YA DONE MESSED UP, HEINREICH LEROY-HEIMER_*

    • @VGTYT
      @VGTYT 5 лет назад +127

      lmao thank go someone else noticed the connection

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 лет назад +88

      You just connected like three separate skitts using only two sentences

    • @VGTYT
      @VGTYT 5 лет назад +26

      @@Tombr4mb4 i did the same thing mentally and ran through the comments to see who else did

    • @marlonmillan7895
      @marlonmillan7895 5 лет назад +17

      SchnitzelNazi😂

    • @IILMNBD
      @IILMNBD 5 лет назад +4

      You look like Snoopy Dogg man.

  • @waterlemon9838
    @waterlemon9838 3 года назад +14589

    THE FACT THAT HE REFUSES TO JUST CLOSE HIS EYES IS SO FUNNY

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 3 года назад +429

      People don't close their eyes when they die.

    • @missmiaperry7563
      @missmiaperry7563 3 года назад +610

      Also he needs to see what they're gonna do to him so he can dodge. 😂

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 года назад +12

      @@TraceguyRune yes they do.

    • @IngiR08
      @IngiR08 3 года назад +29

      @@KandiKlover no they dont

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 3 года назад +49

      @@KandiKlover Maybe in Hollywood...

  • @jarma6075
    @jarma6075 2 года назад +2079

    With the kids finally moved out, Phil looks for alternative ways to fill time

    • @prinzmelonenkopf
      @prinzmelonenkopf 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @dragonj2200
      @dragonj2200 7 месяцев назад +18

      To "phil" time

    • @beyondintervals6606
      @beyondintervals6606 6 месяцев назад +5

      3:58 Insubordinate and churlish, anyone got the reference from Key and Peele Substitute Teacher 1?

    • @stephenarendse
      @stephenarendse 4 месяца назад +3

      Phil Time, you say?

  • @cdf360
    @cdf360 3 года назад +6180

    “You guys missed the first part, but this all about Hitler”
    Don’t know why but this line kills me

    • @donjezza
      @donjezza 3 года назад +11

      me too XD

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 3 года назад +14

      It bayonets me

    • @rahulrao761
      @rahulrao761 3 года назад +4

      You must be a Jew then.

    • @mihaela2783
      @mihaela2783 2 года назад +3

      Cum se numeşte filmul?

    • @jsavage4382
      @jsavage4382 2 года назад +2

      I'm guessing u must be jew?

  • @RyanKevinHollar
    @RyanKevinHollar 4 года назад +17378

    The way Jordan says “I love hitler” then stares blankly into nothing is priceless 😂

    • @j-dub618
      @j-dub618 4 года назад +384

      I've talked to 2 Hitler Youths last decade who ended up fighting for the US in Vietnam. Both met Hitler, one in 1936 and the other in 1938. Both had glazed over looks on their faces when they thought of the time Hitler patted them on the head or shoulder. Their eyes glistened and moved to the right indicating the recall of a previous event. Amazing that 75 years later a memory can still have such a personally profound effect. It was all in the eyes, so Jordan kind of nailed the moment.

    • @Endurance333
      @Endurance333 4 года назад +57

      @@j-dub618 thanks for sharing

    • @j-dub618
      @j-dub618 4 года назад +137

      @@Endurance333 One said to me, his eyes lit up:
      I saw the fuhrer twice that day.
      I'm not going to judge-he was 8 years old at the time

    • @sonny3703
      @sonny3703 4 года назад +13

      j- dub wow

    • @mohammadnurfiqri2831
      @mohammadnurfiqri2831 4 года назад +16

      @@j-dub618 but at the time of recalling that memory, isn't he an adult already who knew what Hitler did?

  • @A.j.Harris
    @A.j.Harris 5 лет назад +5233

    I never thought I would laugh so hard when he moved his hips to dodge the knife lol

    • @marcuslee9132
      @marcuslee9132 5 лет назад +35

      Tears yo 😂😅...I dropped some laughing

    • @blackknight7131
      @blackknight7131 5 лет назад +15

      Goddamn americanos

    • @CyberHipHop
      @CyberHipHop 4 года назад +7

      ^^^
      Nobody:
      Absolutely Nobody:
      ROTC KIDS BE LIKE:

    • @panashenyaruwata3215
      @panashenyaruwata3215 4 года назад +26

      lol death throes

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 3 года назад +3

      Reminds me of that scene in the mask where he dodges the bullets😂

  • @ryukyle5913
    @ryukyle5913 10 месяцев назад +393

    "I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings"
    My all time favorite line right there lol
    I always come back to watch this whenever I get depressed

  • @seacool2193
    @seacool2193 6 лет назад +12614

    After 4 years of watching Key and Peele, I just realized that when he says “Insubordinate and churlish,” its a reference to the substitute teacher who kept mispronouncing names

    • @courtlycard6556
      @courtlycard6556 6 лет назад +183

      I uh holy shit you are right

    • @boyfromzambia
      @boyfromzambia 6 лет назад +336

      They say it multiple times throughout a lot of skits 😂

    • @johnkerr9788
      @johnkerr9788 6 лет назад +74

      Pree-sent!

    • @White_Tiger789
      @White_Tiger789 5 лет назад +68

      The SS officer is probably that teacher's father/grandfather.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 лет назад +9

      I caught that too

  • @jeffreygao3956
    @jeffreygao3956 5 лет назад +3330

    That soldier who played dead is the grandfather of the substitute teacher. He passed on the 'insubordinate and churlish' catchphrase to his grandson and told him to use it whenever he was desperate.

    • @shacelw5720
      @shacelw5720 5 лет назад +17

      Haha

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 5 лет назад +12

      That's brilliant

    • @eccho1
      @eccho1 4 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @ix9280
      @ix9280 4 года назад +4

      Holy shit 🤣🤣

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 года назад +43

      “I’m ya’lls substitute teacher Mr Garvey my great granddaddy fought in WW2 and I taught school in the inner city for 20 years so don’t even think about messing with me” 😂

  • @Agent00gaming
    @Agent00gaming 10 лет назад +26828

    I almost died laughing when I saw him eating a chocolate bar 😂

    • @shushuyu
      @shushuyu 10 лет назад +62

      No, it's suppose to be artificial blood...

    • @ChinsomanFilms1
      @ChinsomanFilms1 10 лет назад +306

      ***** No, its supposed to be a chocolate bar

    • @popcorn20995351
      @popcorn20995351 10 лет назад +87

      ***** no it was suppose to be a chocolate bar.

    • @shushuyu
      @shushuyu 10 лет назад +15

      somebody fails..artificial blood aka fake blood+chocolate smearing his mouth
      comprehend?

    • @Robin-ie8dz
      @Robin-ie8dz 10 лет назад +28

      Yo! What you doing here? 😂😂

  • @peterlynchchannel
    @peterlynchchannel Год назад +353

    "You guys missed the first part, but this is all about Hitler." 😆 Just like a regular online discussion.

  • @tommycipriani2254
    @tommycipriani2254 5 лет назад +4186

    This deleted scene from Inglorious Basterds was amazing, idk why Tarantino cut it.

    • @jankompos2330
      @jankompos2330 4 года назад +58

      he had to due to antisimetic gesture and nazi ideology which is powerful in hollywood

    • @eccho1
      @eccho1 4 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @stevengarcia5210
      @stevengarcia5210 Год назад +13

      He had to cut it due to a lack of feet shoots

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 Год назад +4

      The anecdote from the superior officer would fit like a glove.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +1

      Not enough blood

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 5 лет назад +14389

    The Nazi officer is such a fine actor.

  • @andrewtickel6804
    @andrewtickel6804 9 лет назад +5456

    "But sir, why are we speaking in English? We are German." "DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"

    • @Arkhamfreak217
      @Arkhamfreak217 9 лет назад +123

      "Even I understand that reference."

    • @sinc650
      @sinc650 9 лет назад +5

      +Arkhamfreak217 Whats the reference?

    • @Trapashow
      @Trapashow 9 лет назад +63

      +sinc650 HISHE How captain america should have ended

    • @christophercrafte
      @christophercrafte 9 лет назад +4

      +Jonáš Balga *NINE* oh wait yes.

    • @MCtime5thebeat
      @MCtime5thebeat 8 лет назад +7

      +Andrew Tickel or maybe theyre speaking in german and you suddenly understand it

  • @808sirenz9
    @808sirenz9 2 года назад +2930

    Bruh Kanye took this skit to heart lol

  • @williamtenney2432
    @williamtenney2432 4 года назад +5427

    Wow, Phil Dunphy sure did take a dark turn after Modern Family

    • @randomshiz8731
      @randomshiz8731 4 года назад +69

      William Tenney finally someone realized jeeeeee

    • @oyedoyin
      @oyedoyin 4 года назад +150

      I'm guessing he lost it after he couldn't take his girls to Family camp 😭😭

    • @angeldamermaid
      @angeldamermaid 4 года назад +7

      Loool

    • @freddogrosso9835
      @freddogrosso9835 4 года назад +64

      Maybe a distant relative? That's why Phil is so nice, to compensate the Dunphy's shameful past.

    • @CIA-main-hub
      @CIA-main-hub 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

  • @planetary109
    @planetary109 9 лет назад +900

    "He did the half-salute, down low very cool."

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 9 лет назад +31

      ***** it is like the difference in a high 5 and a hand shake.

    • @summerrose9374
      @summerrose9374 7 лет назад

      Plato Smith hahaha

    • @mimi21746
      @mimi21746 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @grayparatrooper
      @grayparatrooper 5 месяцев назад

      But did Hitler say heil himself that’s is the question 😂😊

  • @spacefan36
    @spacefan36 Год назад +2158

    As a German...I am very impressed by their German accents.
    And I almost died laughing xD

    • @Mia-Bunny
      @Mia-Bunny Год назад +41

      You know, saying this gives away you don't know how a german accent sounds

    • @NeoKailthas
      @NeoKailthas Год назад +26

      ​@@Mia-BunnyI know right. I met a scientist a doctor and an astronaut in RUclips comments

    • @ClickbaitMotorsports
      @ClickbaitMotorsports Год назад +4

      This makes no sense...it should be non-Germans that should be impressed. The accent could be better tbh.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 11 месяцев назад +9

      Come on, this was onbviously stereotypical americanized German hollywood accent...

    • @viola_case
      @viola_case 9 месяцев назад +1

      Must have almost died laughing because humor gives too much of a strain on your body

  • @nitinvdn
    @nitinvdn 5 лет назад +3167

    So this is what Phil was doing before he became a realtor.

  • @allim.5941
    @allim.5941 6 лет назад +1614

    He actually does a convincing dead body.

  • @Emily-pv3kg
    @Emily-pv3kg 8 лет назад +2327

    "Insubordinate. Churlish." Just like A A Ron.

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 6 месяцев назад +63

    "I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings" what a sentence...

  • @davidmsirois
    @davidmsirois 7 лет назад +2624

    Insubordinate... and churlish... YA DONE MESSED UP A-ADOLPH!

  • @solomonrivers6686
    @solomonrivers6686 4 года назад +860

    “Of course you were at Nuremberg. Everyone was at Nuremberg.”
    Funniest line I’ve heard in a long time

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs Год назад +5

      My dad was born in Nuremberg in 1937. He was there.

    • @SatumangoTheGreat
      @SatumangoTheGreat Год назад

      How did I miss that one... 😂

  • @3kbschannel288
    @3kbschannel288 4 года назад +1571

    When that German soldier gets interrupted, he gets really pissed. *Royally* pissed.

  • @roblesius1413
    @roblesius1413 Год назад +55

    "You know I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings?" That line always gets me lol

  • @teche1986
    @teche1986 5 лет назад +1176

    The idea that an SS general would say "any who" absolutely kills me

    • @sriracharooster
      @sriracharooster 4 года назад +29

      The S.S. rank tab indicates he is an S.S. Major well his Shoulder Boards indicate he's a Colonel in the Whermacht (S.S. had their own ranks and would make it so they were one rank above their army counterparts)
      Just a Fun Fact nothing serious

    • @Yatsura2
      @Yatsura2 4 года назад +3

      @@sriracharooster cool story bro

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken 4 года назад +13

      @@sriracharooster Actually no. The shoulder indicates he is a Obersturmbannfuhrer while the collar patch is that of a Sturmbannfuhrer's

    • @frailewe113
      @frailewe113 4 года назад

      @@sriracharooster that's actually true

    • @frailewe113
      @frailewe113 4 года назад

      And the soilder is a obershutze

  • @dannymorgan8074
    @dannymorgan8074 3 года назад +869

    I love how the US soldier begins to eat chocolate like he's paying attention to the story.

  • @JustAGigolo1985
    @JustAGigolo1985 3 года назад +6507

    As a Modern Family fan, this hits differently.

    • @justanotheryordle8752
      @justanotheryordle8752 3 года назад +110

      I was searching for a comment that says this! Feels the same mate!

    • @JustAGigolo1985
      @JustAGigolo1985 3 года назад +7

      @Big PApa Yes

    • @exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet
      @exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet 3 года назад +19

      Is Modern Family a good show? It looked kinda boring just by the pics but a few people have watched so idk if I should give it a try..

    • @JustAGigolo1985
      @JustAGigolo1985 3 года назад +75

      @@exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet It depends on what kind of humor you like. Personally I thought it was funny at times and all around very enjoyable to watch.

    • @johnormesby4811
      @johnormesby4811 3 года назад +9

      Yessss I love phil

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 Год назад +16

    Man, Phil really took the “if you ain’t white, you ain’t right” joke to far

    • @pikazzor4186
      @pikazzor4186 Год назад +1

      Phil's acting has improved a lot after getting shouted at by Manny

    • @ricardoortiz4870
      @ricardoortiz4870 Год назад

      @@pikazzor4186 Phil? 🤨 Uh, his first name is Agent. -Tony Stark

    • @ricardoortiz4870
      @ricardoortiz4870 Год назад

      Agent Phil son of Coul

  • @Kavira111
    @Kavira111 8 лет назад +1449

    Only a fellow American, would eat a chocolate ration while pretending to be dead in front of the enemy. Slow clap man, I salute you. :D

    • @TheTraffic247
      @TheTraffic247 6 лет назад +8

      Lol yup, we just can't control our urges.

    • @jacobferguson8084
      @jacobferguson8084 6 лет назад +9

      Leah Bivens I’m surprised he didn’t pull out a burger while he was at it

    • @taichikamiya4883
      @taichikamiya4883 6 лет назад +1

      I wondered what happened after this? Did the German “dead” unit allied with America or did both of key and peele fight to death

  • @amrayabaptiste2933
    @amrayabaptiste2933 6 лет назад +4597

    Key's death face. Lol. I mean really? 😂😂😂

  • @JM-sm8ir
    @JM-sm8ir 3 года назад +598

    "I'm assuming you have a Better Hitler story?" I needed that laugh!

  • @jaynine454
    @jaynine454 Год назад +243

    Ty Burrell is a global icon and a national treasure. Love him!

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless 9 лет назад +4310

    I want to see the whole movie.

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 лет назад +239

      Nahodakk Oh so if we want to see a Nazi parody movie we are instantly a fan of nazi's? fuck off.

    • @thelostangel1020
      @thelostangel1020 9 лет назад +18

      +Deepak Khasa if this was continued it be cool :3

    • @johndavies9456
      @johndavies9456 9 лет назад +20

      yeah I know every skit is like a part of an amazing movie top notch!

    • @weeooo09
      @weeooo09 9 лет назад +13

      Nahodakk are you fucking stupid? it'd be a comedy movie

    • @Dogma22Black
      @Dogma22Black 9 лет назад

      +Naveen C. Yes but you'll get shat on and every opinion you have will be argued because you supposedly support a guy who committed mass genocide over one particular group of people.

  • @EverlastingEclipses
    @EverlastingEclipses 6 лет назад +3089

    Insubordinate & Churlish
    omg i was like Ayeaye ron~

    • @TheAlphaOmega78
      @TheAlphaOmega78 5 лет назад +2

      Sungwon Shin hahahahaha!!!😂😂

    • @Ajsirb24
      @Ajsirb24 5 лет назад +1

      Who's that?

    • @EthanPrivett
      @EthanPrivett 5 лет назад +6

      I was like hell yes I immediately went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @dimitripapadinikolaus
      @dimitripapadinikolaus 5 лет назад +1

      Sungwon Shin Prisent

    • @edumacted
      @edumacted 5 лет назад +2

      Shadowblade03 tim-o-thee

  • @daddytachanka8076
    @daddytachanka8076 5 лет назад +733

    “It’s so funny because it’s an undershtaytment!”

  • @russiangirl569
    @russiangirl569 2 года назад +87

    Always cracks me up, I love how they keep their mouths open xD

    • @Gerald0613
      @Gerald0613 4 месяца назад

      You look 32.85% more dead with your mouth open

  • @theawesomefellow7536
    @theawesomefellow7536 8 лет назад +4116

    Who else is currently on a Key and Peele marathon?

  • @joshuareyes9865
    @joshuareyes9865 8 лет назад +2488

    "and cherlish".... that one survivor probably is related to the substitute teacher :D

  • @magikal9266
    @magikal9266 5 лет назад +158

    ”You guys missed the first part but this is all about Hitler”
    Always gets me

  • @Blokey_Ghost
    @Blokey_Ghost 22 дня назад +5

    1:46 “I’m assuming you got a better Hitler storgyy”😭😭

    • @Eden_M
      @Eden_M 10 дней назад +1

      So maybe don't interrgup.

  • @leix1763
    @leix1763 4 года назад +616

    This is probably one of Manny's films! Glad that Phil finally got a long script. Lol

  • @mikeydimes8300
    @mikeydimes8300 3 года назад +193

    “Do you speak during the Cinema? The story has a build! But if you keep interrupting you ruin the momentum.” I quote this all the time lol. Such a good skit

  • @DITOXXIV
    @DITOXXIV 6 лет назад +780

    I think Peele’s accent is the most hilarious thing in this skit 😂🤣😂

    • @rysmith9433
      @rysmith9433 6 лет назад +2

      Nice Field Trip Bro

    • @thepoet9253
      @thepoet9253 6 лет назад +10

      He's really good at German Accents

    • @Sam-oi1bb
      @Sam-oi1bb 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha was looking for this comment. So bad it was good

    • @Mav0585
      @Mav0585 5 лет назад +4

      “Proceed”

  • @muralidharan6755
    @muralidharan6755 2 года назад +15

    Hey Mueller 😂😂😂😂😂😂. And @ 2:22 the opening of chocolate wrapper sound and eating the choclate 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samnub7912
    @samnub7912 9 лет назад +407

    3:58
    That substitute teacher reference though XD

    • @jerricperrycp
      @jerricperrycp 9 лет назад +1

      Yes :) xD

    • @slimdawgmillionaire3072
      @slimdawgmillionaire3072 9 лет назад

      SamNubVids i thot i was the only one that caught that lol

    • @akmagic621
      @akmagic621 9 лет назад +9

      SamNubVids DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKE? BECAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR. I'M FORREAL

    • @MrPottergeek101
      @MrPottergeek101 9 лет назад

      SamNubVids what was the refference?

    • @wemartin12
      @wemartin12 9 лет назад +4

      Rishi Choudhary "insubordinate and churlish"

  • @tjohnson2789
    @tjohnson2789 5 лет назад +459

    The ending finished me off when he winked back at the American lolol.

    • @reggea4ever
      @reggea4ever 4 года назад +4

      And his reaction after he winks🤣🤣

  • @garyjaycat
    @garyjaycat 8 лет назад +1405

    I never thought I'd see Phil Dunphy as a Nazi

  • @sheFEISTY.43110
    @sheFEISTY.43110 Год назад +25

    The way he said, 'promotion!' 0:53

    • @katec2886
      @katec2886 10 месяцев назад +6

      I can hear Phil Dunphy coming out

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 4 месяца назад +1

      @@katec2886my glorious king Phil Dunphy

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 4 года назад +143

    I almost spit my drink when Key "dodges" his stabbings hahaha "I'll never get used to those final death throes.."

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 4 года назад +1926

    Did anyone else get that “insubordinate and churlish” reference

  • @Epilocity21
    @Epilocity21 8 лет назад +266

    "I'll never get used to those final death throws."

    • @bernardliu8526
      @bernardliu8526 6 лет назад +4

      Bleach
      Death throes ???

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 6 лет назад

      Accidentally missed the 'e' key?

  • @ElaborateTiger
    @ElaborateTiger 2 года назад +214

    Jordan Peele's Kanye impression here is spot on lol

  • @kaustubhtanksale6248
    @kaustubhtanksale6248 4 года назад +755

    The German accent is so weirdly satisfying to hear.

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 года назад +22

      Not so much around the 1930s...

    • @YourXellency
      @YourXellency 3 года назад +36

      @@hitchslap8254 How rude of you to interrupt the story about the German accent... Proceed ^_^

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 года назад +14

      @@YourXellency "ze stury haz a build."

    • @hillarysemails1615
      @hillarysemails1615 3 года назад +14

      German truly is a beautiful language.

    • @XTRABIG
      @XTRABIG 2 года назад +6

      @@hitchslap8254 "you're not interested in a story about our fuhrer?"

  • @cesarspain10
    @cesarspain10 8 лет назад +497

    Oh Phil... Now I know your past...

    • @slmeucalesa1
      @slmeucalesa1 8 лет назад +4

      love this actor.... and its kinda funny-ironic that the white actor recently found out his ancestry is part Black on the finding your roots show on PBS......

    • @GeminiFate
      @GeminiFate 8 лет назад

      +slmeucalesa1 The finding what now on what?

    • @slmeucalesa1
      @slmeucalesa1 8 лет назад

      Ty Burrel - (the Actor playing the Nazi) found out that he's part African-American on the PBS Show "Finding Your Roots"

    • @GeminiFate
      @GeminiFate 8 лет назад +6

      slmeucalesa1 oh that's his name. Thanks, I forgot. I'll just think Ty Purell, like hand sanitizer

    • @slmeucalesa1
      @slmeucalesa1 8 лет назад +5

      lol

  • @neggsta10
    @neggsta10 5 лет назад +282

    “Do you speak during the cinema? The story has a build!” 😂😭😭😭

    • @JRAAZ
      @JRAAZ 4 года назад

      Nicole mary mee

    • @neggsta10
      @neggsta10 3 года назад +2

      @@JRAAZ lol where my ring at

    • @theatomictitan0a588
      @theatomictitan0a588 3 года назад +1

      What the heck is that comment section?

  • @猫舞
    @猫舞 Год назад +35

    話してる内容はあまり分からなかったけどチョコレート食べてたり、生死の確認の時に避けてるのとかで笑いが止まらなかった😂
    最高のコメディだよ

  • @cortezdia6035
    @cortezdia6035 4 года назад +212

    "Guess who I saw at the market the other day!" "Who?" "Oh I don't know Adolf Hitler" "I love Hitlah!" "Who doesn't?" 😂😂

  • @JP-km1zj
    @JP-km1zj 4 года назад +89

    Did Phil Dumphy ever tell His family that he was a Gestapo officer 30 years before any of them were born? Jay would be proud.... but disturbed at the same time.

    • @jaitazel
      @jaitazel 3 года назад +7

      Jay would not be proud 💀💀💀

  • @7Kingsmen
    @7Kingsmen 3 года назад +194

    That wink at the end 😉 Legendary! This sketch is 10/10!

    • @jaybling6687
      @jaybling6687 Год назад +4

      He's like "Welp, I guess you and I are friends now." lol

  • @jinks908
    @jinks908 5 месяцев назад +7

    “Because it’s an undashtatement” had me dying 😂

  • @TheTomtah
    @TheTomtah 9 лет назад +777

    The guy playing the white nazi is a great fkin actor.

    • @karlt.8911
      @karlt.8911 9 лет назад +97

      ***** But that was also intentional....

    • @IssaHoax
      @IssaHoax 9 лет назад +51

      He is off modern family

    • @SeattleMashUps
      @SeattleMashUps 9 лет назад +4

      TheTomtah He's from Dawn of the Dead.

    • @ultraroadmap
      @ultraroadmap 9 лет назад +44

      ***** He is exaggerating the german accent for comedy ....I would bet money that he can produce a great german accent in a serious role. As far as speaking the language itself ....I have a feeling he would be a natural if he wanted to learn....just a feeling.

    • @UnstopbleGaming
      @UnstopbleGaming 9 лет назад

      hes actually half german himself

  • @ChickRocker829
    @ChickRocker829 10 лет назад +584

    Lol "insubordinate, chirlish" substitute teacher

    • @oglaylow1969
      @oglaylow1969 10 лет назад +7

      I noticed that lol

    • @vincentleclercable
      @vincentleclercable 10 лет назад +3

      good catch

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 10 лет назад +12

      Churlish* but yeah, I noticed it too. As soon as he said it I was like, ohhhhhhhhhh

    • @TheRealMEEDABEE
      @TheRealMEEDABEE 10 лет назад +17

      Kamikaze Gorilla
      Churlish*, you idiotic racist.

    • @leonineaugust
      @leonineaugust 10 лет назад +6

      Kamikaze Gorilla Dumbass

  • @TheIndieGamesNL
    @TheIndieGamesNL 8 лет назад +359

    ''do you speak during the cinema''
    yes. yes he does

  • @Commanders2025
    @Commanders2025 2 года назад +3

    The bit chocolate bar! 🗣️😂🤣😭😭😭😭💀 2:29

  • @_HumblyKey
    @_HumblyKey 8 лет назад +67

    I love how he used the substitute teacher line "insubordinate and churlish"

  • @its_nhoj
    @its_nhoj 8 лет назад +421

    3:57 "Insubordinate and churlish"
    Substitute teacher anyone??

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 9 лет назад +2024

    Insubordinate... and churlish.

    • @CsStrez
      @CsStrez 9 лет назад +47

      +ghoawaynetcabo Substitute Teacher

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 9 лет назад +11

      Playin' COD w/ Assad My favourite part of that sketch :D
      probably followed by the Belahkee part

    • @juanlemus3526
      @juanlemus3526 8 лет назад +13

      +ghoawaynetcabo YOU DONE MEST UP A A RON!

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 8 лет назад +22

      juan Lemus "Denise?" right! "Denise?" correct! "Denise?" SAY IT RIGHT! "...Dee-Nice?" That's better!!

    • @Yuefei2
      @Yuefei2 8 лет назад +1

      +ghoawaynetcabo i don't get it

  • @_boracic_atreus_23
    @_boracic_atreus_23 Год назад +3

    “Insubordinate. And churlish”….that’s a reference to Mr.Garvey!!!! 😂😂😂😂YOU DONE MESSED UP AA-RON!!! 😂😂

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 5 лет назад +106

    >Expecting him to reach for his buddy's 1911
    >Actually reaches for a chocolate bar from a D-ration
    Genius.

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 4 года назад +3

      I dont recall seing an 1911

  • @mercsan117
    @mercsan117 10 лет назад +62

    "insubordinate and chirlish." Damn man, the play on their own skits is Comedy fucking gold. I didn't expect that shit. My sides have reached pluto's moons.

    • @Adimas0
      @Adimas0 10 лет назад +2

      I love how they recycle their own jokes from previous skits it's genius

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 10 лет назад +1

      omgseriouslydude "Insubordinate and churlish" isn't a joke, though. It's a reference to a past, very popular, skit.

    • @Adimas0
      @Adimas0 10 лет назад

      Samuel Thompson i know its from the substitute teacher skit, they recycled it.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 10 лет назад +4

      omgseriouslydude It's not recycled, though.
      It's simply a reference.

  • @chazhinkley6602
    @chazhinkley6602 8 лет назад +3018

    Wow this vid has really blown up, I remember when it had nein views.

  • @SlickDiecast
    @SlickDiecast Год назад +16

    This is one of my favorite skits of all time!

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 года назад +443

    Herr Müller: “These Americans prove to be no obstacle at all.”
    Americans: *Are somehow in Western Europe.*

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 4 года назад +5

      Probably transferred from the eastern front

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 4 года назад +22

      Herr Müller: “These Russians prove to be no obstacle at all.”
      Russians: *URRRAAAAAA!!!*

    • @zenfrodo
      @zenfrodo 4 года назад +19

      Yeah, funny how those world war II invasions worked, huh?

    • @skotadi4038
      @skotadi4038 4 года назад +1

      Probably too Busy Fighting the Eastern Front

    • @AltRightMustDie
      @AltRightMustDie 4 года назад +5

      Well, he's not lying. The Nazi influence is well known in america. So, who really won???

  • @jdevans2640
    @jdevans2640 9 лет назад +186

    "insubordinate and churlish," so the US soldier that heard the Nazi say that phrase must have been the Substitute Teacher's grandfather or father or something lol, and he just passed it along to his son/gransdon (The Substitute Teacher)

    • @Tazdingo01
      @Tazdingo01 9 лет назад +18

      Jd Evans Makes perfect sense.

    • @HanzoSword01
      @HanzoSword01 9 лет назад +1

      +Jd Evans Nope. churlish is a real word.
      churl·ish
      ˈCHərliSH/adjective
      adjective: churlish
      rude in a mean-spirited and surly way."it seems churlish to complain"
      synonym:
      rude, ill-mannered, ill-bred, discourteous, impolite, unmannerly, uncivil, unchivalrous;

    • @Dogma22Black
      @Dogma22Black 9 лет назад +4

      +HanzoSword01 You missed the reference completely, he never said that Churlish wasn't a real word, if you watch Substitute Teacher, then you'll hear the teacher say the same phrase, and who plays the teacher? The same actor as the Soldier.

  • @BigThree4Ever
    @BigThree4Ever 10 лет назад +124

    Everybody, and I do mean everybody, please stop trying to be all historically accurate or historically correct. Take the video for what it is - two incredibly brilliant men being incredibly funny. That's all it is. They aren't trying to be political or historically accurate - they're being FUNNY. Now sit down, shut the hell up, watch, and enjoy the video.

    • @billwithers7457
      @billwithers7457 9 лет назад +7

      THREE brilliant men being funny. Ty Burrell is freaking hilarious.

    • @BigThree4Ever
      @BigThree4Ever 9 лет назад +1

      bill withers
      You're right, it is three brilliant men. Ty Burrell is amazing in this skit and the "Das Negros" skit too... he seems like a Hogan's Heroes "Nazi" in this skit.

    • @Alte.Kameraden
      @Alte.Kameraden 9 лет назад +1

      Alan Schulte "Historical" Accuracy doesn't exist. Almost everywhere. =3

  • @sheep3866
    @sheep3866 2 года назад +3

    They just assumed he died from their gunshots with no discernable bullets wounds.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 10 лет назад +75

    "Insubordinate. And churldish."
    XD I DIED! I can't stop the tears

    • @LilDP
      @LilDP 10 лет назад +10

      *churlish

  • @GarvinButterfield
    @GarvinButterfield 3 года назад +93

    His whole story leads up to him interrupting Hitler "If you're going to buy bread tou might as well get-"
    "Cheese"

  • @AkmalData
    @AkmalData 8 лет назад +627

    If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this entire class is gonna feel ma wrath. Now Dee-nice.

  • @MP-ny3ep
    @MP-ny3ep Год назад +35

    Ahh man , Ty Burrell is such a gem 😂😂

    • @ricardoortiz4960
      @ricardoortiz4960 Год назад

      He deserves to come back to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

  • @jrthegoat7841
    @jrthegoat7841 5 лет назад +173

    He slapped the shit out that fly 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HitTheRoadJack123
      @HitTheRoadJack123 4 года назад

      Probably a nazi fly too

    • @shadowspector3611
      @shadowspector3611 3 года назад +8

      I did Nazi that coming.

    • @staniranjan8385
      @staniranjan8385 3 года назад +2

      @@shadowspector3611 underrated, 😂

    • @PJ-po7fu
      @PJ-po7fu 3 года назад

      @@shadowspector3611 definitely underated

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад

      That fly was hit so hard he flew through time to sit on Mike Pence's head during the debate last year. 🤣😂🤣🛸

  • @happyperson1513
    @happyperson1513 3 года назад +68

    "Ah, I'll never get used to those final death throes" 😂

  • @isaiah1of187
    @isaiah1of187 8 лет назад +549

    Insubordinate and churlish from the substitute teacher skit

  • @ilyasbuyuklu1587
    @ilyasbuyuklu1587 Год назад +5

    Man you guys are awesome...very inteligent scripts and great performance

  • @ckat8163
    @ckat8163 9 лет назад +297

    Am I the only one who caught the "insubordinate and churlish" reference? 😂

    • @ckat8163
      @ckat8163 9 лет назад +58

      De400Slagen slightly over 9000, but close enough

    • @PesarTarofi
      @PesarTarofi 9 лет назад

      Where was that from, ive heard it before but cant remember from where

    • @ckat8163
      @ckat8163 9 лет назад +8

      ***** substitute teacher video

    • @AnAverageJoesChannel
      @AnAverageJoesChannel 9 лет назад +3

      +Chelsea Moore You are being an IDIOT, Kamyar obviously meant the over 9000 line that Zachary mentioned. What could it possibly be from? The world may never know.

    • @stephenlane3099
      @stephenlane3099 9 лет назад

      ***** dragonball Z

  • @mpho438
    @mpho438 2 года назад +143

    its funny how his supposed to act dead as his life depends on it, but he is willing to risk it all because he wouldn't stand the sun ,or a fly on his face

  • @StudioAnnLe
    @StudioAnnLe 10 лет назад +60

    Insubordinate...and Churlish...LOL the substitute teacher!!

    • @AmerikaKraut
      @AmerikaKraut 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/3O8J2locx5o/видео.html

  • @Raven.flight
    @Raven.flight 25 дней назад +2

    That US soldier survived the war.
    We can tell, because he went on to have a grandson who became a teacher. His name is Mr Garvey. He taught in the inner city.

  • @lokanandk
    @lokanandk 4 года назад +647

    I was eating a chocolate pretending to be a dead man and then I befriended an enemy soldier. Now we do sketches together.
    Consequences.

  • @AznPr1des
    @AznPr1des 8 лет назад +243

    3:59 "insubordinate, and churlish"
    MR. GARVEY IS THAT YOU

  • @hienphong4506
    @hienphong4506 3 года назад +47

    “So I walked up to Hitler cAsUaLly”
    I felt that

  • @mimi21746
    @mimi21746 7 месяцев назад +2

    This Hitler actor should have like a long running series or movie, he is so so good in playing a Nazi Officer and still being incredibly humorous, very genius. I have gone through his Key & Peele stunts almost 20 times now and I never get tired 😂😂

  • @tomgig18269
    @tomgig18269 5 лет назад +59

    Keegan's face at 3:25 always has me in tears. Trying to act dead but at the same time scared as hell of getting stabbed.