Key & Peele - Al Qaeda Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @slothmarathonpromotions2470
    @slothmarathonpromotions2470 5 лет назад +27535

    I am a Muslim TSA agent and I find that I have to constantly search myself because there is something suspicious

  • @biggs8126
    @biggs8126 4 года назад +16636

    Meanwhile Ironman builds his suit behind them

    • @joelvisanchez6458
      @joelvisanchez6458 4 года назад +233

      That's what I thought hahahha

    • @norukamo
      @norukamo 4 года назад +108

      Underrated comment

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 года назад +24

      😂

    • @climber6420
      @climber6420 4 года назад +116

      That explains why he didn't get caught 😂.

    • @joelmoura2150
      @joelmoura2150 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

  • @abdeltube772
    @abdeltube772 5 лет назад +12258

    "It is like you're living in a.... here"

    • @nokey6175
      @nokey6175 5 лет назад +97

      AbdelTube dude I was just at that point of the video and your comment seemed like a subtitle for a sec

    • @a.b.c4069
      @a.b.c4069 4 года назад +11

      what? correction: its like they are living in are heads

    • @gn8272
      @gn8272 4 года назад +28

      Yoooo! You watched the video?

    • @DonGarcia11
      @DonGarcia11 4 года назад +15

      @@a.b.c4069 1:38

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld 4 года назад +5

      Iraq

  • @Enigma75614
    @Enigma75614 4 года назад +7492

    1:56 “The TSA act like they’re overweight, listless employees who don’t give a fuck, when in reality, they are an elite force of anti-terrorist commandos!” I was dying of laughter here! 😂

  • @singha0611
    @singha0611 9 лет назад +4621

    I love Key. He's so versatile. He's played a convincing woman, an arab, an indian, latino, white guy, and ofcourse black guy. What a talent.

    • @gautamgiri4991
      @gautamgiri4991 8 лет назад +106

      Ya he looks indian Latino American white black brown only thing missing is Asian.. but ya who can look like everything.. one exception is quite acceptable.

    • @AsuraVeri
      @AsuraVeri 8 лет назад +6

      +Vermilyea When did he play an indian and latino? Could you provide me a link. Thanks in advance.

    • @DeekHarinathCollection
      @DeekHarinathCollection 8 лет назад +20

      why do you say asian and arab and latino as non color words but for african and european it has to be only colors (black and white)?

    • @AsuraVeri
      @AsuraVeri 8 лет назад +3

      +Denise Delangeli Thank you. Will check those out.

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 8 лет назад +4

      +Deekillumination might itbe beacuse people with black and white skin colour live on several continents. so ha ha we asians triumphed over you. (pakistani)

  • @josebaz7840
    @josebaz7840 5 лет назад +9000

    “I dont wanna be the bearer of bad news”
    “Then dont be”
    HAHAHA

  • @macaroonczeckvilla9946
    @macaroonczeckvilla9946 6 лет назад +10966

    keegan is just every race i swear

    • @damn7869
      @damn7869 5 лет назад +157

      You literally just took the top comment and put it in your own words

    • @rockydee7499
      @rockydee7499 5 лет назад +46

      Im sure he cant be chinese

    • @COO415
      @COO415 5 лет назад +27

      Rocky jet Daguyen . Technically, yes. He played an Indian, since Indians in UK are called “Asians”, he passed as Chinese 😁.

    • @btonyh5878
      @btonyh5878 5 лет назад +91

      @COO415 different
      He said Chinese not Asian

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 лет назад

      @@damn7869 uk the top is different for others right (unless pinned)

  • @trogo3402
    @trogo3402 3 года назад +1229

    RUclips choses today, 11th September 2021, to reccomend this to me.

    • @asaravenell
      @asaravenell 3 года назад +54

      youtube doesn't know what chill is

    • @atthreyabalaji8740
      @atthreyabalaji8740 3 года назад +22

      Oh damn that's just messed up. 😂😂

    • @cameronpost7268
      @cameronpost7268 7 месяцев назад +9

      Helping you to never forget!

    • @GETMEAROPE
      @GETMEAROPE 5 месяцев назад +1

      No it didn't this is 24 this post 2 years old do the math

    • @trogo3402
      @trogo3402 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@GETMEAROPE well maybe when it becomes 3 years old, it’ll say that. In September.

  • @luked8449
    @luked8449 7 лет назад +4227

    "How could they know that a 5 inch blade is a deadly weapon and a 4 inch blade is no more than a child's play thing?"

    • @prolly537
      @prolly537 5 лет назад +192

      My wife tells me tha same

    • @bonnienedza55
      @bonnienedza55 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 5 лет назад +40

      2.36 inches, baby. Perfectly leagwel.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 года назад +35

      "They act as if they are listless overweight employees who dont give a f*ck. When in reality they are an elite force... of anti terrorists commandos!"
      "Oh curse the brilliant TSA!" 🤣

    • @benyankee7674
      @benyankee7674 4 года назад +2

      @@prolly537 😂

  • @augustasrimkev633
    @augustasrimkev633 6 лет назад +9430

    That moment when you find a Key & Peele you haven’t watched.

    • @Theos.
      @Theos. 6 лет назад +49

      That moment when you realize some people on the internet are truly uncultured. How have you not already seen all their stuff already? You probably haven't even seen the mexican standoff video that's on Rocket Jumps channel. Or, you haven't seen the few ERBs they participated in. Disgraceful. (Im joking of course, not everyone is able to discover everything on the internet, i get that.)

    • @augustasrimkev633
      @augustasrimkev633 6 лет назад +8

      Theos Nah, watched them all.. probs not the old ones.

    • @kennygates1192
      @kennygates1192 6 лет назад +9

      Flowers Lanza A very satisfying feeling.

    • @jamesdahl7481
      @jamesdahl7481 6 лет назад +21

      That moment someone in the comment section is exactly like you

    • @trubberdox
      @trubberdox 5 лет назад +12

      @@Theos. There's a first time for everything y'know?

  • @faridb40
    @faridb40 5 лет назад +8893

    they should so play this in airports to let passengers know about flight restrictions haha

    • @jeremiahcouch1477
      @jeremiahcouch1477 5 лет назад +93

      That would be funny as hell lol😂🤣

    • @Acc_-rh8tx
      @Acc_-rh8tx 5 лет назад +190

      That would be funny af but I can see some people saying it is racist

    • @chefmannnn
      @chefmannnn 5 лет назад +86

      The_Shitposter everyone says everything is racist now a days

    • @bheemareddy5699
      @bheemareddy5699 5 лет назад +21

      imagine when the video freezes at the first frame,with Osama’s face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @asliprgshorts1411
      @asliprgshorts1411 5 лет назад +13

      @@Acc_-rh8tx i am offensive and i find this muslim

  • @LazerUnicorn7
    @LazerUnicorn7 3 года назад +140

    I will never get over "the damage is incalculable"

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 9 лет назад +8642

    "Kaleed, Kaleed, it's like you've been living in a...well...here."
    I'm dying XD

    • @UlyssesM
      @UlyssesM 9 лет назад +15

      Not that funny XD

    • @mrjixk
      @mrjixk 9 лет назад +185

      +Ulysses M. "Well, that's just your opinion man." -Jeff Lebowski

    • @weeooo09
      @weeooo09 9 лет назад +3

      +Karmagician hahahaahahahahahhhh

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 9 лет назад +4

      Isn't it Caliph?I thought it was

    • @Faarax96
      @Faarax96 9 лет назад +16

      +Erik Heath No, they're saying "Khaleed". It's a very common Arab/Muslim name , you probably heard of DJ khaled right? , well it's the same name but pronounced differently.

  • @sum1uknow585
    @sum1uknow585 5 лет назад +9243

    Imagine you’re hiking and accidentaly step into that cave

    • @Alistair
      @Alistair 5 лет назад +329

      Sum1 Uknow luckily you don't need to imagine. There have been several hikers murdered by terrorists

    • @juliandavidhoffer2022
      @juliandavidhoffer2022 5 лет назад +514

      Why would anyone go hiking in the Middle East? That’s more suicidal than normal hiking.

    • @thechrislow
      @thechrislow 5 лет назад +210

      This isn't where I parked my car

    • @lucyfir2166
      @lucyfir2166 4 года назад +63

      Just run to the airport

    • @Trystan_SG
      @Trystan_SG 4 года назад +141

      Hiking in the middle of Iraq lmao

  • @smoshfan439
    @smoshfan439 8 лет назад +6158

    "We all know how much devastation we can wreak* with 3.5 ounces of liquid but the crafty TSA limited it to 3.4 ounces!" 😂

  • @animetime108
    @animetime108 3 года назад +397

    The way they started singing after hearing the laptop bomb plan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CTAjunior
    @CTAjunior 5 лет назад +4129

    “Khalid, Khalid, it’s like you’ve been living in a, well, here..” 😂

  • @rapgameoprahwinfrey
    @rapgameoprahwinfrey 5 лет назад +2894

    *"Is there a version of the toothpaste bomb that comes in travel size?"* LOLOLOL

    • @ntactime_w3488
      @ntactime_w3488 5 лет назад +38

      its like theyre in our heads 😤

    • @kawaiiskeleton297
      @kawaiiskeleton297 5 лет назад

      rap game bob barker I saw your comment just as I got to that part😂

    • @gena8414
      @gena8414 5 лет назад +2

      Not *that* funny.

    • @akkis3090
      @akkis3090 5 лет назад +2

      So I laugh when I hear them say it and then I laugh even harder when I read comments of what they said 🤣🤣🤣

  • @novaa6534
    @novaa6534 5 лет назад +1835

    So funny how the best friend in Get Out was Rod, the TSA agent.

  • @themooseisloose94
    @themooseisloose94 3 года назад +1914

    As a former TSA agent, I approve of this skit! 😂

    • @firesnakex8
      @firesnakex8 3 года назад +57

      Glad you converted to the light side

    • @MrRight-v2s
      @MrRight-v2s 3 года назад +52

      Elite force of anti terrorism commandos! It’s more of the former! 😂

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 3 года назад +4

      Yo which airport. I was SFO 2019-2020

    • @ciahfishing8322
      @ciahfishing8322 3 года назад +12

      Ehem 'former elite force of anti terrorism commando' you mean

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 3 года назад +4

      @@MrRight-v2s as well as overweight XD

  • @meech9753
    @meech9753 6 лет назад +1111

    “It’s like living in a, well here” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rkvishnu762
      @rkvishnu762 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂😂👌

    • @kptyx1709
      @kptyx1709 5 лет назад +5

      1:38

    • @nelsonkiiru7252
      @nelsonkiiru7252 5 лет назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Cave reference! Quite literally!

    • @dr.rkhatik389
      @dr.rkhatik389 5 лет назад

      It's not well, it's a cave same like laden used to live

    • @ducanh295
      @ducanh295 5 лет назад

      He literally looked up at the ceiling of the cave before finishing it with "well, here" :D :D

  • @johnprice2012
    @johnprice2012 4 года назад +7331

    As someone who’s Arabic, I’m stupidly impressed by how Key n Peele pull off the ethnicity

    • @franksjuice816
      @franksjuice816 4 года назад +161

      @@jescruz5465 🤦‍♀️

    • @jescruz5465
      @jescruz5465 4 года назад +101

      Badass Unicorn Yeah, the skit is about afghans (taliban) and he mentioned arabic

    • @ramonanaya6236
      @ramonanaya6236 4 года назад +10

      @@jescruz5465 yea there is

    • @anon511
      @anon511 4 года назад +207

      @@jescruz5465 Arabs are semitic people. Afghans are a mix of Turkic and SE Asian. The only thing the two have in common is religion and use of Arabic script. Otherwise, culture is completely different.

    • @thememoryhole9355
      @thememoryhole9355 4 года назад +161

      @@jescruz5465 Absolutely. In Afghanistan, they don't speak Arabic and aren't Arab. Afghans tend be be ethnic Turks, Kurds and Persians (Farsi-speaking like Iran). Arabs are a distinct ethnic group, which are Semitic. Technically, anti-Semitic also applies to Arabs, although it's never used that way.

  • @BlaizeDew
    @BlaizeDew 7 лет назад +2096

    I made a bomb that detonates when my watch strikes 3:30, but the crafty TSA delayed my flight for further inspection!

    • @bigtaz504
      @bigtaz504 5 лет назад +90

      Those crafty sons of devils

    • @MrBinlacoolboy
      @MrBinlacoolboy 5 лет назад +9

      Hahahahaa

    • @comradedog7144
      @comradedog7144 5 лет назад +29

      Wait so you just explode in the airport waiting

    • @envy690
      @envy690 5 лет назад +5

      Those TSA motherbitches, sons of my bitch!

    • @thotpatrol6770
      @thotpatrol6770 5 лет назад +5

      You made me click 3:30

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa 2 года назад +477

    "Planes will rrrain down from the sky onto the infidels!" Makes me die every time 😆

    • @Scootero
      @Scootero Год назад +6

      The way he says infidels is so real

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Год назад +6

      So do the planes.

    • @JBtheJMB84
      @JBtheJMB84 Год назад +3

      Then the way he starts laughing...😂😂😂!

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 5 лет назад +2618

    "We all know how much devastation we can wreak with 3.5 ounces of liquid. The crafty TSA have limited passengers to only 3.4 ounces. Do none of you have a _solution_?" Genius.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 4 года назад +63

      Why don't they just each bring 3.4 ounces of liquid?

    • @adambosin269
      @adambosin269 4 года назад +10

      We watched too

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 года назад +60

      @@adambosin269 Thanks for that. Just pointing out the potential pun in the word 'solution'. Maybe it was obvious for you though, 1000 apologies.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 года назад +6

      @@BeaverChainsaw oh shit 😮

    • @billzjr222
      @billzjr222 4 года назад +15

      @@BeaverChainsaw no that's is not enough to cause devastation....lol...😆 🤣 😂. I guess the .1 is a big difference.

  • @arebrashierable
    @arebrashierable 8 лет назад +2953

    LMFAO @1:36
    ".....Khalid, Khalid, it's like you've been living in a.........well, here." 😂 😂 😂

  • @mahendrasoeweno147
    @mahendrasoeweno147 8 лет назад +9951

    This is not even an insult to the Al-Qaeda, its for the TSA

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 года назад +263

    Any time I go on a plane, I think of this sketch and how safe we are with the TSA’s carefully measured restrictions based on gathered experience and nothing else.

    • @noobbutsmart2326
      @noobbutsmart2326 3 года назад +8

      I don't get it, we use metric system in india. Why would they have very specified quantity 3.4 ounces. Why not 3? It will be easier to measure.

    • @TBH-nu2so
      @TBH-nu2so 3 года назад +13

      @@noobbutsmart2326 Trust me when I say we don’t know either.

    • @forthehouseandhome
      @forthehouseandhome 3 года назад +25

      @@noobbutsmart2326 because 3.4 ounces is 100ml, which is a flat number

  • @MoeruHoeru
    @MoeruHoeru 8 лет назад +615

    "Th-th-th-th-the-the-the damage is Incalculable!"
    Heeellppp xD

  • @Youaltubex
    @Youaltubex 9 лет назад +2820

    i made a bomb that detonates when i take off my belt, but the crafty tsa makes us take off the belt!!

    • @6to1
      @6to1 9 лет назад +192

      ***** Not anymore... Coming back from Vegas in May I took my belt off before going through the scanner. The TSA woman looks at me with a scowl and says "put your belt back on sir". I swear the TSA is just there to fuck with us.

    • @mark1A100
      @mark1A100 9 лет назад +17

      K1LLSVV1TCH
      they are usually lax in state if you are comming from out of state thay are more careful. and yes they are just their to fuck with us

    • @DirectorRylon
      @DirectorRylon 9 лет назад +29

      Fools, the TSA aren't imbeciles, they are infidels. They know what we are up to, the crafty TSA are, indeed, elite anti-terrorist commandos. Do not underestimate them!

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 9 лет назад +27

      ***** But if you took it off, wouldn't the bomb go off?

    • @ShyGhosted
      @ShyGhosted 9 лет назад +20

      DAMIEN MILLS no shit

  • @WYCD
    @WYCD 8 лет назад +1944

    "...sneak in here for a second..."
    Laughed hysterically.

    • @josephtedros2089
      @josephtedros2089 8 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @SahlEbrahim
      @SahlEbrahim 8 лет назад +13

      didn't get it

    • @pwezidan
      @pwezidan 7 лет назад +23

      +Sahl Ebrahim
      It's a small joke, but it was done well. The whole joke was that the group was in all agreement about the plan, but he knew the plan will not work. So he felt he wasn't in the conversation, saying "...sneak in here for a second...", is him barging into the conversation quietly though.

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 7 лет назад +17

      The reason it's funny is because they're supposed to be bloodthirsty savage extremist and he's saying something that usually prissy adolescent females say "sneak in here for a sec" lmao

    • @fdjizm
      @fdjizm 6 лет назад +5

      Little things like that make a sketch more hilarious.

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 3 года назад +197

    Plot twist: Everyone who didn't speak in these meetings is a TSA agent.

  • @BeaverChainsaw
    @BeaverChainsaw 4 года назад +1509

    The tsa is so ineffective that when homeland security did a test and smuggled 70 potential weapons through security, 67 people made it through with potential weapons

    • @lastcosmic
      @lastcosmic 4 года назад +192

      But they were white.
      Every dark person had a rubber glove inserted.

    • @HanTian777
      @HanTian777 4 года назад +8

      This isn’t TruTV

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 4 года назад +5

      @@HanTian777 whats true tv? I just google searched this fact

    • @gabe6281
      @gabe6281 4 года назад +70

      Complexion for the protection. A white man in a suit can get away with anything, except fucking over other white men in suits.

    • @squeakeththewheel
      @squeakeththewheel 4 года назад +19

      But not a toothpaste bomb.

  • @Bren9431
    @Bren9431 9 лет назад +2766

    Looks like some terries are tryna get froggy

    • @Bren9431
      @Bren9431 9 лет назад +60

      Ribbit. Ribbit

    • @chantzkouveras8156
      @chantzkouveras8156 9 лет назад +125

      +Brendan K Then you best draxx... them... sklounst...

    • @Bren9431
      @Bren9431 9 лет назад +57

      Chantz Kouveras YA I'll fireboard those motherjammers

    • @googlemyfist114
      @googlemyfist114 9 лет назад +1

      I gave you the 69th like, you're all welcome

    • @emrahdelan7566
      @emrahdelan7566 9 лет назад +1

      +Brendan K And IIII Gave you the 134th like ya bich

  • @dank8134
    @dank8134 5 лет назад +1524

    TSA is making sure these terries don't get froggy

    • @JosephSamsor
      @JosephSamsor 5 лет назад +21

      Dank llama finally a good comment goddamn lol

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 4 года назад +82

      they gone draxx them sclounst

    • @isabellelangmuir5849
      @isabellelangmuir5849 4 года назад +30

      @@FxBrour hypothetical them in the clavicle

    • @huncho_flamez6134
      @huncho_flamez6134 4 года назад +22

      Isabelle Langmuir I don’t think they have the heart or gumption

    • @MuhammadAbdullah-jk9ps
      @MuhammadAbdullah-jk9ps 4 года назад +3

      you do realize tsa actually never arrested even 1 terrorist

  • @kaivonfintel1627
    @kaivonfintel1627 4 года назад +344

    Key and Peele can play literally any race so perfectly, and no one has a problem with it.

    • @elchangoblast5531
      @elchangoblast5531 3 года назад +13

      later in the future the woke will claim it's disrespecting the people from middle east and putting racists stereotype on them

    • @davidjunto1008
      @davidjunto1008 3 года назад +11

      Someone ALWAYS has a problem. Luckily, thats not our problem!

    • @eganpatricktabaro6252
      @eganpatricktabaro6252 3 года назад +3

      They are poor at impressions of Africans.

    • @owengg9157
      @owengg9157 3 года назад +1

      It’s because they’re not white

    • @samgyeopsal569
      @samgyeopsal569 3 года назад

      @@owengg9157 true

  • @georgesg1683
    @georgesg1683 6 лет назад +2381

    I died when they stated clapping and celebrating 😂😂😂

  • @pgebmx4046
    @pgebmx4046 8 лет назад +2261

    I love how the entire video was making fun of the TSA

    • @ted23lt17
      @ted23lt17 8 лет назад +82

      Me too, I showed this to my wife and she thought it was funny to even tho she's a TSA Agent.

    • @usmcamerica150
      @usmcamerica150 8 лет назад +29

      +Luis Torres you do know the difference between to, too and two right?

    • @ted23lt17
      @ted23lt17 8 лет назад +8

      Oops my bad devil dog. I should have put too.

    • @usmcamerica150
      @usmcamerica150 8 лет назад +1

      It's fine and this is my dad's account so yeah he's the teuful hunden lol

    • @tiantu9830
      @tiantu9830 8 лет назад +43

      The FBI already proved that the TSA had a 95% fail rate against real threats.

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 5 лет назад +1117

    "You know how much damage we could cause with 3.5 ounces of liquid?"
    "Its Incalculable"
    "They reduced it to 3.4 OUNCES"
    LOLOLOLOL

    • @bigg45_
      @bigg45_ 4 года назад +15

      Y does it says that that comment was 69 years ago

    • @veydsahvoz3870
      @veydsahvoz3870 4 года назад +1

      yellow jello ...

    • @bigg45_
      @bigg45_ 4 года назад +2

      Veyd Sahvoz I just noticed it 🤦‍♂️

    • @veydsahvoz3870
      @veydsahvoz3870 4 года назад

      yellow jello Hehe

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 3 года назад +3

      *How is your comment 69 years ago.*

  • @Bo55edup
    @Bo55edup 3 года назад +29

    3:22 "I can't believe these mothers of devils!" Lmao I'm stealing that one🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lightandspace7938
    @lightandspace7938 5 лет назад +2246

    "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news..."
    "Then don't be!"
    😂😂💀

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 8 лет назад +1257

    I am a firm believer in the Seanbaby method of airplane safety: at the entrance to every plane, there is a chimpanzee that each passenger must fight using only their bare hands and two items from their luggage. That way, security immediately knows what the two most dangerous items from their luggage are, and if one guy goes into the fight holding a tube of toothpaste and a sneaker, then you can actually be reasonable in suspecting that there's something weird about that stuff.

    • @anonimase4315
      @anonimase4315 8 лет назад +36

      w-w-w-what?

    • @hassh64
      @hassh64 8 лет назад +93

      fucking genius

    • @Azores-1994
      @Azores-1994 8 лет назад +84

      XD I'm picturing a bunch of people doing this and now I'm fucking crying 😂😂

    • @ryanperry2688
      @ryanperry2688 8 лет назад +3

      lmao!!!!

    • @MotorKoiKarpfen
      @MotorKoiKarpfen 8 лет назад +2

      and then i bring a gun, a knife and a bomb.....

  • @Vanalovan
    @Vanalovan 8 лет назад +562

    The end really need to cut to a group of TSA telepaths reading their minds from Area 51

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 4 года назад +58

    2:44 that celebration dance though.

  • @dat_boah
    @dat_boah 7 лет назад +167

    "Sn-Sn-Sneak in here for a second. I don't want to be the bearer of bad news". The face he made before saying that.. Priceless!! 😂😂

  • @crispyhundos
    @crispyhundos 8 лет назад +598

    Do you:
    A: Fireboard those mother jammers
    B: Hypothetical them in the clavicle
    C: Draxx them sklounst

    • @alexv.730
      @alexv.730 8 лет назад +41

      C

    • @jaketaylor3358
      @jaketaylor3358 8 лет назад

      which one is that from

    • @andromedadelux
      @andromedadelux 8 лет назад

      sounds like the premise for a full movie.

    • @cyborgchimpy
      @cyborgchimpy 8 лет назад +17

      because with great power, comes great responsitrilitrance

    • @messagefromtheKing10
      @messagefromtheKing10 8 лет назад

      Late to the party but its a trick question, the answer is D. All of the Above.

  • @killianbarrans8188
    @killianbarrans8188 5 лет назад +79

    The level of effort the quality of the costumes and set pieces in these pieces is incredible

  • @saadrabia
    @saadrabia 3 года назад +242

    The fact that they are all able to hold their laugh while acting out that scene is freaking genius. 👏🏼👏🏼🤯

    • @stevelarkins4145
      @stevelarkins4145 Год назад +12

      we don't know how many takes it took to complete this scene. this four-minute skit could have been five hours of taping.

    • @Keeki549
      @Keeki549 Год назад

      Cus it ain’t funny. White people humor is mild af.

    • @browngaymethodistjesuschri1361
      @browngaymethodistjesuschri1361 8 месяцев назад

      Oh man this show was live!?

  • @worstcaseontario12
    @worstcaseontario12 9 лет назад +371

    Clearly these wily terries overlooked the overwhelming fact that the Rainbow Connection and polyurethane pistols are one hundred percent perfectly leguel

    • @danielg19901
      @danielg19901 9 лет назад +52

      ya gotsta be get ready fo when the terries get a little froggeh

    • @pemb
      @pemb 9 лет назад +37

      ***** draxx them sklounst

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 9 лет назад +24

      ***** You don't even need weapons. You can just hypothetical them in the clavicle.

    • @99baking
      @99baking 9 лет назад +3

      We gotta Draxx... Lem... Sclounst

    • @HankTheTank23
      @HankTheTank23 9 лет назад +10

      +Sviatoslav I of Kiev With great power, comes great responsetilitrance.

  • @jumppy8442
    @jumppy8442 8 лет назад +2207

    What if they all brought 3.4L of liquid each...

    • @nightcat569
      @nightcat569 8 лет назад +207

      ohhhhhh...good point

    • @jumppy8442
      @jumppy8442 8 лет назад +19

      YEAH

    • @slimshady2475
      @slimshady2475 8 лет назад +9

      +TheJumpyBean oz

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 8 лет назад +161

      +TheJumpyBean A group of Muslim males will look suspicious

    • @jumppy8442
      @jumppy8442 8 лет назад +60

      Then get an entire family.

  • @tigolbitties8008
    @tigolbitties8008 6 лет назад +701

    The wiley and shrewd Key and Peele have finally taken their content back from Comedy Central.

    • @jock4551
      @jock4551 6 лет назад +12

      At last.

    • @MemoryChronicles
      @MemoryChronicles 5 лет назад

      ThoR HammR when did this skit mention “Muslim?” And or they are Muslim? 🧐 NEVER, however the “Muslim” that wrote this post feels convicted??? Weird because you’ve just stereotyped your own religion 😂😂😂 as I was watching this SKIT I never once thought of them as Muslims (FYI)

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus 5 лет назад

      Good

    • @omarsaletovicprins9632
      @omarsaletovicprins9632 5 лет назад

      Hell yeah

    • @zoomerrk
      @zoomerrk 5 лет назад

      @Malcolm Woods no

  • @oletune7922
    @oletune7922 4 года назад +134

    "Sneak in here for a second "

    • @Audobell
      @Audobell 4 года назад +4

      Haha, best part

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 9 лет назад +3227

    draxx. them. sklounst.

  • @humbletimezarrangements
    @humbletimezarrangements 8 лет назад +151

    "It's like you've been living in a....well, here." lol

  • @adrianthomas4163
    @adrianthomas4163 8 лет назад +43

    2:51 "s.s..s. sneak in here for a second". I can only imagine someone using that line in one of those meetings in real life. Fucking hilarious.

  • @ahmedmalik5643
    @ahmedmalik5643 4 года назад +98

    I like how random osama's potrait is just chilling in background

  • @proQuran
    @proQuran 9 лет назад +896

    "Are you kidding me, Parvez"
    Lmfaooo that's my uncles' name. I'm Muslim & I found this hilarious.

    • @proQuran
      @proQuran 9 лет назад +176

      Triston Stickells Oi vey, somebody's fam didn't show them enough love...

    • @tristonstickells495
      @tristonstickells495 9 лет назад +2

      prqurn no i just dont like muslims

    • @proQuran
      @proQuran 9 лет назад +159

      Triston Stickells To each his own, I guess. Don't exactly know how I wronged you, but if it helps, we're all born to die anyways...

    • @proQuran
      @proQuran 9 лет назад +179

      Triston Stickells Dude, I'm studying psychology. Are you depressed? Do you have antisocial personality disorder? Let's find the signs now before it's too late.

    • @tristonstickells495
      @tristonstickells495 9 лет назад +2

      prqurn uhm. i dont speak english.

  • @danielhernandez-vo9zc
    @danielhernandez-vo9zc 8 лет назад +1417

    Man I wish some terries will try some froggy shit, I would draxx thlem sklauntz .

    • @DeadlyBrianX
      @DeadlyBrianX 8 лет назад +24

      daniel hernandez Hylotttthhhhhetically.

    • @RyanN777
      @RyanN777 8 лет назад +56

      I'd hypothetical them in the clavical

    • @certifiedbigboy2201
      @certifiedbigboy2201 8 лет назад +37

      It's pronounced "sklounst".

    • @michaeltye2359
      @michaeltye2359 7 лет назад +12

      They don't have the heart nor the gumption

    • @ronaldmcauley1989
      @ronaldmcauley1989 7 лет назад +2

      I was the person who satisfied you by being the person who liked the 500th like 😁

  • @MohammedMuaawia
    @MohammedMuaawia 9 лет назад +1119

    Everybody know the best way to defend yourself against Terrorists is to
    Draxx
    Them
    Sklounst

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 9 лет назад +42

      Hypothetical them in the clavicle.
      Just like... * skveet * * skveet *

    • @josephderrico7294
      @josephderrico7294 8 лет назад +28

      All them terries trying to get froggy

    • @alfdlgnaat
      @alfdlgnaat 8 лет назад +6

      +Mohammed Hamza draxx them sklounst

    • @williamgarcia725
      @williamgarcia725 8 лет назад +1

      +Mohammed Hamza Bruh, its DEM SKLOUNST gitgud

    • @johnterran5295
      @johnterran5295 8 лет назад +1

      +Mohammed Hamza *Draxxx...lem...sklounst

  • @fabooshka
    @fabooshka 3 года назад +8

    Goddamn it. 2 years ago, I had thought I completed my conquest of viewing every Key and Peele youtube skit on ABBA's green earth, and now look, I've found not only 1, but THREE NEW SKITS!? What is this witchcraft?

  • @joshmoracha1348
    @joshmoracha1348 5 лет назад +650

    “the the the damage is Incalculable”😂😂😂

    • @imahmud
      @imahmud 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣

  • @RintTheReaver
    @RintTheReaver 7 лет назад +566

    Khaleed, khaleed, it's like you've been living in a... well.. here... 😂

    • @mizz2ts86
      @mizz2ts86 5 лет назад +9

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 I was weak😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 5 лет назад +4

      Was looking for this one. Not disappointed 🤣🤣

    • @Ulcifer09
      @Ulcifer09 5 лет назад

      Ronzon Shihab i assume “this” khaleed that almost burn us?

  • @mohammadelder1897
    @mohammadelder1897 5 лет назад +51

    This video came out years ago and I still can’t stop watching it bro, it cracks me up every time

  • @Caucasian_Shepherd
    @Caucasian_Shepherd 3 года назад +26

    1:22 K-d-d-d damage is incalcualbol 😂

  • @feelthatfeelthat
    @feelthatfeelthat 9 лет назад +1365

    I'm an airplane and I found this very offensive

    • @stevenmcburnett926
      @stevenmcburnett926 9 лет назад +5

      +Cringe Central Hahahahahaha

    • @jadepercival2287
      @jadepercival2287 9 лет назад +1

      +Cringe Central Hm, well considering she's a girl (I'm assuming since "Sabrina") and probably heterosexual already, she'd appreciate heterosexual men wanting to fuck her, just like most girls on this planet

    • @sabrinanaser9354
      @sabrinanaser9354 9 лет назад +4

      Jade Percival getting raped is never wanted. ever. obviously you are sexist shitbag for thinking that all females are flattered by a male finding them attractive, regardless of whom the male is, and seeing that many men will "fuck" anything with a vagina, it would not be a compliment wither way. rape is NEVER anything to wish upon somebody, and you failing to call out "Cringe Central" for saying that is encouraging him.

    • @sabrinanaser9354
      @sabrinanaser9354 9 лет назад +3

      Cringe Central I hope you know that your wishes are very real in many places. Girls are being sentenced to rape as a punishment (see two girls, one 11 and one 15, getting sentenced to rape bc their brother eloped w a married woman). Your remark was neither funny nor witty, just a perfect example of how ignorant and juvenile you are. Please tell the adults in your low income household to send you to a nom government funded school, or at least have them educate you on what is not acceptable to say. Not because your remark was offensive to me, but because it is insensitive to rape victims on youtube and in general, dehumanizing them and disregarding their encounter.

    • @jadepercival2287
      @jadepercival2287 9 лет назад +1

      Sabrina Naser Well you're obviously very passionate about a pointless RUclips comment. And my comment wasn't meant to encourage him or rape in general, but I guess you read it the wrong way so I guess I'm sorry for that

  • @kankan-ed6of
    @kankan-ed6of 8 лет назад +2322

    I am a Muslim
    I'm from Egypt
    and I found this video so funny
    I laughed so hard

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 7 лет назад +258

      The video isn't making fun of Muslims or Egyptians, it's making fun of the TSA...

    • @brownbagel.
      @brownbagel. 7 лет назад +35

      kan kan why does that even matter

    • @mansukii2283
      @mansukii2283 7 лет назад +42

      Um ok and your telling us why?

    • @smg717
      @smg717 6 лет назад +1

      Same here

    • @delenciapenilton4335
      @delenciapenilton4335 6 лет назад +11

      Mansukii cause it's better then people being negative and butt hurt lol 😂 that's any race!!!
      the beauty of key and peele there funny 😄 so they were stating there not a butt hurt baby like you probably are 🤣🤣🤣everything isn't about one person!!!

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 6 лет назад +591

    Key can actually pass for a Middle Eastern man. Or an Indian.
    He’s ambiguously brown :)

    • @unknownprofiler5792
      @unknownprofiler5792 5 лет назад +9

      He's 1 quarter black

    • @friendlyfox2189
      @friendlyfox2189 5 лет назад +18

      He did play as Ghandi in ERB

    • @aria.e
      @aria.e 5 лет назад

      Can he be an asian?

    • @manawa3832
      @manawa3832 5 лет назад +17

      indians dont look like middle easterners

    • @Reachland02
      @Reachland02 5 лет назад +5

      @@aria.e he can be a south asian like cambodian too

  • @ianrambo5555
    @ianrambo5555 4 года назад +100

    2020 so serious, had to find a happy place here 😆 😆 😆

  • @Ahoto_papa_bi
    @Ahoto_papa_bi 6 лет назад +770

    TSA has been deleting comments on here 😂😂😂

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 5 лет назад +250

    "It's like you've been living in a..." *looks around the cave* "well here" XD

  • @mareq323
    @mareq323 9 лет назад +34

    The part where they begin to dance in celebration is hillarious!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenpolkinghorn4747
    @stevenpolkinghorn4747 3 года назад +25

    "It's like you've been living in a... Well here." Best line.

  • @Tyrantlizardking105
    @Tyrantlizardking105 9 лет назад +1373

    I am a full-sized toothpaste canister and I find this offensive. My cousin was a travel-sized canister. Please take this down.

    • @nodruoJ
      @nodruoJ 9 лет назад +6

      Do you have it in a 4.4 inch travel size canister with a no terrorist zone label on to it in brail?

    • @Tyrantlizardking105
      @Tyrantlizardking105 9 лет назад +16

      chaosguygx I am a 6.7 inch canister. I have "No suspicious bombs in here" written in brail on the cap. Why?

    • @JackHagar
      @JackHagar 9 лет назад +1

      Its not gonna happen dude, your just one person

    • @Tyrantlizardking105
      @Tyrantlizardking105 9 лет назад +23

      Jack Hagar
      *one toothpaste bottle

    • @zarazen8110
      @zarazen8110 9 лет назад

      😂

  • @TomGlinski
    @TomGlinski 8 лет назад +291

    Comedic gold right here. Imagine Key/Peele with Chappelle on a few skits.

    • @peterfile1227
      @peterfile1227 8 лет назад +6

      love that idea I thought about that aswel

    • @djillbill4845
      @djillbill4845 6 лет назад +1

      This would be too epic to put in words.

    • @The843legendz
      @The843legendz 6 лет назад +3

      The level of truth through comedy would be unbearable.

    • @fredeb67
      @fredeb67 6 лет назад +1

      There ain't enough Depends in the world for that.

    • @okaymckay
      @okaymckay 6 лет назад

      Look up one word: 'Terries'.

  • @mordant221
    @mordant221 10 лет назад +26

    I worked for the TSA for a year and yeah, it was a pretty good job for what it was. If the people I worked with watched this vid, they wouldn't be offended, they'd find it hilarious. You guys gotta understand, TSA has a high turn over rate for a reason. We knew how stupid many of our policies were, but the one's you deal with at the checkpoints are the lowest in the food chain. In fact, the main reason so many things aren't allowed on planes is because of the Airlines, it's called liability. When I worked there, our storage areas were so full of tiny ass pocket knives that are FSD wanted to start allowing them in, but the Airlines refused. Why? Because if a passenger stabbed another passenger, the Airline could be liable for it. So it never came to be. Another thing many people don't know, politicians don't have to deal with the checkpoints, they get in through the exits using their congress/senate badges.

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 8 месяцев назад +7

    My headcanon is that Jordan Peele got so much backlash from the actual TSA about this skit that two years later, he wrote them as heroes in Get Out

  • @theena
    @theena 4 года назад +147

    The greatest TSA recruitment ad ever.

  • @imacceptingbut4718
    @imacceptingbut4718 8 лет назад +48

    "They act like they're listless, overweight employees who don't give a fuck." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @EmilysLife
    @EmilysLife 8 лет назад +54

    its so CRAZY how talented key & peele really are. They have played countless characters, wtf. dey r so special

  • @James-wd9ib
    @James-wd9ib 3 года назад +8

    Random shout at the airport inspection queue: "curse the brilliant TSA"

  • @shabeki
    @shabeki 8 лет назад +229

    MadTV had a ridiculous amount of talent and was really ahead of its time. It reminds me so much of In Loving Color.

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 8 лет назад +1

      +Imran Khan I know they were both on mad tv but is this sketch from mad tv? Will Sasso and Michael Macdonald were both incredible.

    • @shabeki
      @shabeki 8 лет назад +3

      +buyerofsorts This sketch is from Key & Peele's Comedy Central show. I only mentioned MadTV because that's where I first saw them (as well as several other great comedians).

    • @Jake21128
      @Jake21128 8 лет назад +5

      im 15 and when i was 8 my mom showed me in living color, such a great show
      Homie dont play dat

    • @mateogaeta287
      @mateogaeta287 8 лет назад +1

      *Living.

    • @shabeki
      @shabeki 8 лет назад +1

      +46.47 in the Morning How the hell did that comment last 2 months without anyone else catching that? Stupid phone keyboard...

  • @dsouthernflyboi
    @dsouthernflyboi 4 года назад +43

    “I hate to be the bearer of bad news.”
    “THEN DON’T BE IT!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trevoranderson7182
    @trevoranderson7182 9 лет назад +66

    0:16 "Brothers, I have convened this meeting..." I just imagine, "Please sit down." "Nah man, sitting is for pussies!"

  • @tomiantenna7279
    @tomiantenna7279 3 года назад +5

    1:25 "The damage is IN CAL CUH LUH BUHL!" omg my sides! xD

  • @adityameena8870
    @adityameena8870 4 года назад +155

    These guys can live in any country without facing racism.

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 4 года назад +27

      Except for America

    • @cwilliams1620
      @cwilliams1620 3 года назад +2

      If they were fully caucasian your statement would be true.

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 3 года назад +2

      @جوناثان it's a joke, considering they're from America lol

    • @fazletawhida823
      @fazletawhida823 3 года назад +3

      @{White Atriox} they meant with a little change of wardrobe they could match the native of almost most of the world except for europe and america

    • @sakshipaul3684
      @sakshipaul3684 3 года назад

      @Jay Theboss Key did the Asian accent alright in one of the skit! If you ask me he nailed the Indian accent

  • @masongibson3496
    @masongibson3496 8 лет назад +124

    These damn 30 second ads with no skip

    • @nehemiahvoid4670
      @nehemiahvoid4670 8 лет назад +1

      Mason Gibson oh no! 30 seconds of your life!! that's tragic.

    • @monap8552
      @monap8552 7 лет назад +1

      Hate the no skip ads. I usually just refresh the page and most of the time it goes straight to the video.

    • @ericamerica4124
      @ericamerica4124 5 лет назад

      Hey this is eric amERICa channel come check me out and sub and i will sub back. Trying to build my channel and could use some feedback.. Thank tubeyou...😋😋

    • @kaister901
      @kaister901 5 лет назад

      These damn videos after the 30 second ads with no skip.

  • @jurneebland1241
    @jurneebland1241 5 лет назад +57

    Keegan's accents are seriously amazing. They convince me everytime 😭 👏👏👏

    • @sacredflames07
      @sacredflames07 4 года назад

      He exceeds expectations and outgrows any damn character it's just impossible to contain the fact how good he is

  • @potatopc4210
    @potatopc4210 3 года назад +8

    This is probably me and my friends talking about the buffs and debuffs after a year of not playing the game

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 8 лет назад +26

    I have watched this video almost 5 times in a row now and I still can't watch the "Listless overweight employees who don't give a FUCK!" without dying of laughter

  • @hailey5179
    @hailey5179 8 лет назад +193

    Everybody knows the damage you can do with 3.5 ounces of liquid! The damage is incalcuable.
    XD I love Key and Peele, the sarcasm over TSA's stupid policies, only 4 inch scissors are allowed because they are safer than 5 inch scissors XD.

    • @piter6026
      @piter6026 6 лет назад +1

      well you gotta put a limit somewhere, if it would be 5 inches than people would say they aint safer than 6. but nevermind i agree Key and Peele are hilarious :D

    • @tats_sacs
      @tats_sacs Год назад

      So have two people bring in two ounces each. That’s even over the limit.

  • @bmariahryfer5543
    @bmariahryfer5543 4 года назад +30

    Keys way to change accents and characters are beyond me 😂🤣 I love them both ! I hope to be as talented as this once I’m done with my degree and get into actual working 🙏🏽

  • @thegoodboi
    @thegoodboi 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:46 omg is that Matthew "Matt" Patel from the iconic graphic novel, movie, and anime Scott Pilgrim???

    • @gamer_yes
      @gamer_yes 6 месяцев назад +1

      subscribe

  • @RyuHayabusa
    @RyuHayabusa 8 лет назад +2461

    It's actually Al-CIA-da

  • @greentea5534
    @greentea5534 4 года назад +356

    The dislikes are from Al Qaeda members who was actually going to do this lol

    • @Wisdom-zv6zq
      @Wisdom-zv6zq 4 года назад +7

      Theres so auch thing as al qeda it was made up by america stop being lied to

    • @jakob90210
      @jakob90210 4 года назад +5

      Sitco Gaming I honestly can’t tell whether you’re joking or not

    • @Wisdom-zv6zq
      @Wisdom-zv6zq 4 года назад +6

      @Rationality rules no isis and all these so called terror attacks is made by the west to make Islam look bad dude there lots of proof just like 9/11 was a setup

    • @x2vl0ee51
      @x2vl0ee51 4 года назад +8

      @@Wisdom-zv6zq hahahahaha... What a great joke

    • @Wisdom-zv6zq
      @Wisdom-zv6zq 4 года назад +5

      @@x2vl0ee51 I'm not joking islam is not terrorists ur American gov who runs a P.E.D.O.P.H.L.L.E ring is

  • @TripGuerrilla
    @TripGuerrilla 5 лет назад +513

    We gon drax them sklounst

    • @f.s8495
      @f.s8495 5 лет назад +29

      Lil Guerri!!a yea wes gotsta git dem froggy terrys

    • @Kt___1409
      @Kt___1409 5 лет назад +28

      Hypothetical on their clavicle
      *squeak squeak squeak*

    • @elcasey
      @elcasey 5 лет назад +22

      You gots to fireboard those motherjammers!

    • @delenciapenilton7845
      @delenciapenilton7845 5 лет назад +1

      TripGuerri!!a lmfaooooo

    • @meghasharma201
      @meghasharma201 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mysteryguest9555
    @mysteryguest9555 3 года назад +6

    I like how he looks up at the ceiling after he says, you must be living in a .... 😂

  • @machinagenex101
    @machinagenex101 8 лет назад +404

    Couldn't they combine the 3.4 ounces of water to make 6.8 ounces

    • @2531Prasad
      @2531Prasad 8 лет назад +141

      but they need 3.5 you dummy who carries a whole bottle for 0.1 ounce

    • @demondwilson706
      @demondwilson706 8 лет назад +77

      and it isn't water, its "liquid"

    • @ethan123abcR
      @ethan123abcR 8 лет назад +154

      quit thinking rationally

    • @ITHowToAsap
      @ITHowToAsap 8 лет назад +23

      But they test the liquids, "THOSE DAM TSA"

    • @Iamsa1121
      @Iamsa1121 8 лет назад +1

      machinagenex101

  • @nuhuhdewd
    @nuhuhdewd 8 лет назад +27

    1:36 "its like you been living in a......here (cave)" lmfao well said!! love all key & peele episoded

  • @laurenc.860
    @laurenc.860 5 лет назад +36

    I can’t get over how flawless and clever all of their skits are

  • @falzixhd6874
    @falzixhd6874 2 года назад +3

    The way he breaks character at 1:42 is pure gold.