If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @benjaminkasson2587
    @benjaminkasson2587 4 года назад +14683

    Voldemort crosses to the other side of the street when he sees Clortho students coming.

    • @GwendolynnBY
      @GwendolynnBY 3 года назад +861

      i would agree if it weren't for the fact that voldemort grew up in an orphanage in 1930s working class london. if he were american, he probably would have been a clortho student.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 3 года назад +188

      @@GwendolynnBY Nah, he's white.

    • @esppupsnkits4560
      @esppupsnkits4560 3 года назад +430

      @@MrGksarathy nah, there’s inner city white kids

    • @MisterPotter
      @MisterPotter 3 года назад +312

      they be like "wassup with u no-nose"

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 3 года назад +32

      @@esppupsnkits4560 But they'd probably still not go to Clortho's.

  • @lazybeegina4590
    @lazybeegina4590 4 года назад +23214

    That fact that they put a durag on a cat makes this 100% better

  • @j.m.9727
    @j.m.9727 3 года назад +52301

    I'm just saying... I'd watch a series about inner-city youth with magical abilities. There's an untapped goldmine of original comedy and drama there.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 3 года назад +929

      Misfits ?

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 года назад +205

      ive made a fool of myself i mixed up d20 shows, thought fantasy high and unsleeping city were the same show

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 года назад +170

      @@poisonmantis4191 Technically, Fantasy High basically has a similar concept to this, except in that, you can get a pirate calling a goblin "The Ball!"
      Although we all know the best possible D20 show is Escape from the Bloodkeep because it has Leland in it.

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 года назад +31

      @@darklord884 idk, where else are you gonna get chungle down bim

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 года назад +47

      @@poisonmantis4191 Where else are you going to get Matt Mercer's character looking at a devilwoman with fire coming from between her legs and going "Are you fucking serious?"

  • @strangementalitypaperYT
    @strangementalitypaperYT Год назад +9585

    I work the inner city. I cannot tell you how many times I've said, "They're good kids" only to have a fight break out down the hall in the same breath.

    • @justgoddessesonly
      @justgoddessesonly Год назад +80

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beeaggro2593
      @beeaggro2593 Год назад +464

      I always go they're honestly good kids they just make dumb decisions sometimes and it's my job to help them not make dumb decisions sometimes

    • @owatson7648
      @owatson7648 Год назад +192

      bc they are good kids!!!!!!!! a lot of times they just have it rough outside of school

    • @Ihateganondorf
      @Ihateganondorf Год назад +67

      We come out of rough neighborhoods and broken homes tf you expect

    • @strangementalitypaperYT
      @strangementalitypaperYT Год назад +158

      @@Ihateganondorf I expect my students to act like human beings and not be destructive, aggressive towards adults and stop breaking into teachers’ cars.

  • @sage2463
    @sage2463 3 года назад +6616

    This has to be the most reasonably fed-up security guard I've ever seen.

    • @archerer98
      @archerer98 3 года назад +222

      Now we know why Filch was so mad.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 3 года назад +201

      I like to think the principal is already planning the "Dammit, Lester, we had a TALK about this. There are things you're not supposed to say when the DOCUMENTARY CREW IS FILMING!!" talk for later.

    • @magimerlyn9596
      @magimerlyn9596 3 года назад +152

      I get the feeling he *was* one of those kids doing shit when he was younger, that’s why he’s so exasperated with them
      Case in point, the invisibility cloak kid and the wand with the silencer.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +62

      He's like one of the ones that always calls you on your tomfoolery but is understanding at the same time.

    • @michaelcunningham5907
      @michaelcunningham5907 3 года назад +28

      @@archerer98 not to mention Filtch can't use magic and he's in the Wizarding world taking care of all those brats. Hahaha. I'd be mad too. 😆🤣😂

  • @climbingcaverns4479
    @climbingcaverns4479 3 года назад +17750

    "Here's a wand with a silencer on it, why?" - Dumbledore asked calmly.

    • @Ben4A
      @Ben4A 3 года назад +155

      Underrated comment

    • @ruansoaresribeiro
      @ruansoaresribeiro 3 года назад +103

      I'm such a nerd for getting the reference! :(

    • @Cr1ustacean
      @Cr1ustacean 3 года назад +85

      @@ruansoaresribeiro no you're a man of culture

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +3

      @@ruansoaresribeiro well I dont

    • @cupidl.s.5884
      @cupidl.s.5884 3 года назад +125

      *Movie Version* : HARRY DIDYA PUT DA SILENCER ON THE WAAAND!!! WHYYYY???

  • @andrewberg6278
    @andrewberg6278 5 лет назад +8458

    “This is Jamar” *pets cat with a durag*

    • @chs75
      @chs75 5 лет назад +34

      😂

    • @highvibegamer7251
      @highvibegamer7251 5 лет назад +132

      Bruh i nearly died lol !! A cat with a durag ?!???😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hogscraper
      @Hogscraper 5 лет назад +28

      dew rag

    • @samtweedie4658
      @samtweedie4658 5 лет назад +27

      Nah it's Keanu!

    • @chrisgill4888
      @chrisgill4888 5 лет назад +2

      Why do comments like these get likes, this is so stupid

  • @Holicannoli47
    @Holicannoli47 Год назад +2941

    “Tyrone, is that you? No that….that’s an actual rat.” 😂😂

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 11 месяцев назад +116

      Show's that he's actually a competent wizard if he took barely a look at the rat's face to recognize it's not one of his students^^

    • @moomoodeadcow
      @moomoodeadcow 11 месяцев назад +42

      @@alexs5814 also a competent teacher.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@moomoodeadcow exactly^^

    • @earthisadonut7213
      @earthisadonut7213 8 месяцев назад +52

      ​@@alexs5814 You could go head canon route and say that the Principle graduated from Hogwarts and is only in the inner city because he truly wants to help Clortho.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@earthisadonut7213 i could agree to this.

  • @danielprabahkar2967
    @danielprabahkar2967 5 лет назад +8420

    “Half of them on mops, two of them on swiffers” 😂😂😂

    • @Excal500
      @Excal500 5 лет назад +29

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @terionthomas9296
      @terionthomas9296 5 лет назад +220

      You my nigga for not saying nigga.

    • @Ant_Jackson
      @Ant_Jackson 5 лет назад +30

      That had me cry-yin!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @guitarmatt94
      @guitarmatt94 5 лет назад +17

      Funniest part lol

    • @goldlocksmaany
      @goldlocksmaany 5 лет назад

      Daniel Prabahkar ruclips.net/video/OUzF8hiwwKk/видео.html

  • @Tom-ju2ny
    @Tom-ju2ny 4 года назад +8472

    "Half the students ridin' mops, some of em ridin' Swiffers"
    These guys are sketch comedy geniuses.

  • @ryosat
    @ryosat 5 лет назад +10859

    I have NEVER wanted a sketch to be made into a movie so bad in my life!

    • @Jackboy019
      @Jackboy019 5 лет назад +309

      It’s actually pretty surprising how there ISN’T a parody movie of Harry Potter.

    • @DramA525
      @DramA525 5 лет назад +14

      This is so true

    • @ACSMEX
      @ACSMEX 5 лет назад +33

      That Will Smith´s movie is kinda this but in a more serious way.

    • @scottkrueger1906
      @scottkrueger1906 5 лет назад +13

      this and the SNL Grouch skit

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 5 лет назад +20

      This whole skit is pure gold. I really miss K&P?

  • @johnweaver311
    @johnweaver311 Год назад +2905

    Imagine how powerful the head of security and the headmaster are, though, to be in charge of a school like this and prevent it from being blown up from within on a daily basis.
    Voldemort and the Death Eaters roll up and the headmaster just looks at them and thinks to himself, "Oh, look...stress relief."

    • @theprodigalfailure7047
      @theprodigalfailure7047 Год назад +128

      Tbh I think Key and Peele are so strong that Harry Potter can't do anything to them in this skit. Like it's abysmal about the power scaling, Voldemort would be their bitch!

    • @DavidGarcia-tj8ne
      @DavidGarcia-tj8ne Год назад +183

      @@theprodigalfailure7047 As a teacher in a school similar to this, Voldemort wouldn't even go near the neighborhoods served by this school.

    • @Ecthelion842
      @Ecthelion842 Год назад +180

      @@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Lets be real though, if a Dark Lord rolled up into an inner city school the faculty wouldn't have to do a damn thing. The students would handle it, then any uncles, older brothers, fathers, etc, in the gangs would go hunting.
      And they ain't going to be using any stunning spells.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Год назад +142

      ​@@Ecthelion842If the Dark Lord rolled up on Vince Clortho school, the students would have his ride stripped for spell components in under five minutes.

    • @Some_guy_passing_by
      @Some_guy_passing_by Год назад +65

      ​@@DavidGarcia-tj8neVoldemort was a huge snob . He would consider these places so inferior to himself ( although he himself is a hellspawn , born out of wedlock, with zero money ) that he wouldn't step a foot in there . If he does though, he will either be squashed, or gain himself a few more death eaters.

  • @aaronhoyt8689
    @aaronhoyt8689 5 лет назад +7363

    "We got two lil ni**as on swiffers.." Had my rollin!

  • @MikeyMinimo
    @MikeyMinimo 3 года назад +12644

    “The babies are evil... but the mothers, they’re good kids.” LOL

    • @robertmoffit1135
      @robertmoffit1135 2 года назад +301

      "1 outta five! Ain't no denyin it"

    • @stephenriggs8177
      @stephenriggs8177 2 года назад +176

      I'm not sure that was the best time to talk about "opening portals."

    • @papajavaleri
      @papajavaleri 2 года назад

      @@stephenriggs8177 well he didn't, different scene. Hogwarts probably paid good money for the reporters to make Clortho look bad so they can rack up that tuition money.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 2 года назад +57

      This aged like whiskey

    • @moo_moon128
      @moo_moon128 2 года назад +8

      Read this as “monsters” first, i had to take a minute.

  • @networkgrid8771
    @networkgrid8771 5 лет назад +2541

    “Here’s a wand with a silencer on it......why?”
    “but I ask again.....why?!?”

  • @normalguycap
    @normalguycap Год назад +6608

    Let's be real. Clortho is safer than Hogwarts. Bigglesby would probably actually stop Death Eater Kids, find Dark Marks, etc. Ain't no giant snakes petrifying people for a whole year. Ain't no dementors disrupting sports. Ain't no Dark Lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year. Ain't no teacher impersonation for a year. Ain't no 3 headed dog behind a first year spell locked door. Probably no BS house cup crap to divide the students over nothing important. Ain't no potions teacher being racist to everyone not in green.

    • @xiometabnewaccount8478
      @xiometabnewaccount8478 Год назад +208

      Exactly!

    • @hunterperreira5610
      @hunterperreira5610 Год назад +162

      Hahaha this comment is fantastic!

    • @ledgeenddairy1655
      @ledgeenddairy1655 Год назад +318

      @hunterperreira5610 Fantastic Comments and Where to Find Them.

    • @jayabee
      @jayabee Год назад +323

      "Aint no dark lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year". Lol

    • @mcfly_2.0
      @mcfly_2.0 Год назад +34

      You really took the time to write

  • @BlPerico
    @BlPerico 4 года назад +11970

    Imagine being all your childhood expecting a letter from Hogwarts and instead you recieve one from the Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards.

    • @sumanrana2807
      @sumanrana2807 4 года назад +309

      I would join that..

    • @h.l.malazan5782
      @h.l.malazan5782 4 года назад +450

      Then after graduating, you can be in active participation in the society from Vegas, where you collect used props from the floor while working for a washed up magician too coked up to put on his own ties. - Abracadabra!

    • @ince3272
      @ince3272 4 года назад +42

      LOOOOOL IM DEAD

    • @troianotroiano5224
      @troianotroiano5224 4 года назад +29

      Lmfaooo that'd be some sheeit

    • @nununu8937
      @nununu8937 4 года назад +48

      I think that's for squibs

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Год назад +8636

    "20% of Clortho's annual budget is spent on daycare for hell spawn born out of wedlock"
    This skit is pure genius

    • @Horologica
      @Horologica Год назад +275

      I like how this implies that there is hellspawn born within wedlock and are covered for

    • @finegentleman7820
      @finegentleman7820 Год назад +11

      I am sorry, can anyone please explain that part?🙏

    • @willbrown6298
      @willbrown6298 Год назад +138

      ​@@finegentleman7820 Daycare for the teenage mom's demon baby is paid for by the school so the mom can still attend. So when the head of security said 1 in 5 girls get pregnant by a demon, he was serious since 1/5 of their budget goes to helping take care of the babies.

    • @Matthew-li7we
      @Matthew-li7we Год назад

      ​@willbrown6298 He said, "1 in 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby," which also implies that there are already young mothers who have given birth to their hellspawn demon childs. Now I just got to know who the hell this demon guy is. I have no clue what he offers these girls for probably half the female student body to be, or have been, pregnant with it's demonic child.

    • @thylacinethetigerwolf1372
      @thylacinethetigerwolf1372 Год назад +46

      "But they are good kids"

  • @jenniferspisak
    @jenniferspisak 4 года назад +5867

    Why do I get the feeling that Peele found that googley eye somewhere and then made a whole sketch to be able to use it

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile 3 года назад +94

      That’s that famous inspiration 😂!

    • @Villosopher
      @Villosopher 3 года назад +83

      Even though it was Key that was wearing it the whole time lol

    • @DrWho2008t101
      @DrWho2008t101 3 года назад +2

      Interesting video.

    • @PK-vw3gd
      @PK-vw3gd 3 года назад +41

      It looks like CGI for some reason.

    • @kodiakulv5148
      @kodiakulv5148 3 года назад +17

      It's literally an eye-piece from harry potter tho lmao

  • @ariadnefrolich7243
    @ariadnefrolich7243 Год назад +937

    I love how Jackson still has hope in his students and actually wants to give them a good education.....and in contrast Lester has just given up all hope.
    Honestly, that propably works best for the school; the truly bad kids can't fool Lester like they might Jackson, and the actual good kids in a bad situation have someone (Jackson) in their corner, supporting and encouraging them, despite others (Lester) judging them based on the actions of their peers..

    • @jeronimo196
      @jeronimo196 Год назад +137

      Jackson is putting up a front for the cameras, nothing more. When he foregts about the tv, he's all "I'll turn you into a SPIDER!" and the smile is gone.

    • @TIENxSHINHAN
      @TIENxSHINHAN 11 месяцев назад +90

      @@jeronimo196when I was growing up, the teachers that cared the most would still talk to you like that lol. I had a teacher that grew up across the street from me, she was my older sister's best friend. Can't tell you how many times she got in my face and whispered "lil ngga if you don't..."
      My bad Ms. Boucher damn.

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 10 месяцев назад +7

      That's just because Parnabus is the one SELLING the pixie dust and want silencers to the students! Ref. The Substitute.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@jeronimo196yeah lester is just being real here he wants to help the kids by getting more funding for the school showing how bad it really is. Jackson just wants to act he is running a top tier school

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 6 месяцев назад

      holy shit do you just take everything at face value?
      no he is the principle trying to make his school seem better than it is so that more parents will enroll.

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 3 года назад +8443

    They actually took the time to come up with 35 extra wizard school names just for the leaderboard

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 3 года назад +139

      I mean about half of them are repetitions from the previous names

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 3 года назад +177

      And some of em came from jk Rowling herself.

    • @boy6821
      @boy6821 3 года назад +313

      the #2 school is just ‘magic place’ in japanese lmao

    • @Mongler37
      @Mongler37 3 года назад +367

      @@boy6821 That's actually an official Wizard school in the Potterverse.

    • @boy6821
      @boy6821 3 года назад +66

      @@Mongler37 would've never expected that

  • @geraldgriffin6397
    @geraldgriffin6397 5 лет назад +28872

    I would pay a lot of money to see this movie.

    • @XhodanXeus
      @XhodanXeus 5 лет назад +120

      How much money?

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 5 лет назад +233

      More than the price of a ticket?

    • @newsomething8682
      @newsomething8682 5 лет назад +81

      Pay with magic?

    • @XhodanXeus
      @XhodanXeus 5 лет назад +59

      @@ServingKant42069 well, depending on how much more, you can make your own movie version and BAM you got the movie you wanted. its just a matter of how much money you are willing to spend or better yet how much money you got!!! :-P

    • @itstrishgekko6348
      @itstrishgekko6348 5 лет назад +6

      Mahesa Anabrang facts

  • @DraGGos
    @DraGGos 3 года назад +10145

    No joke, this would be a legitimately good show.

  • @bent3736
    @bent3736 Год назад +86

    OMGGG 1:59 "normally we're not allowed to touch the students like this in human form, but when they're a cat, we have at it" LOLOLOL

    • @spicerc1244
      @spicerc1244 5 месяцев назад +3

      He doesn't even say "a cat" just "cat" which is a million times funnier

  • @brandongentry1666
    @brandongentry1666 5 лет назад +4837

    “One poor student turned himself into a cat and they can’t afford to turn him back!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thanorillaflexz1385
      @thanorillaflexz1385 5 лет назад +65

      He’s staying as a pussy fu ever

    • @ap4702
      @ap4702 5 лет назад +10

      Black cat

    • @TheCererean
      @TheCererean 5 лет назад +35

      Yet others are able to turn into rats just to play practical jokes.

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 лет назад +9

      I guess he messed up his animagus potion. 🧪

    • @bingus5775
      @bingus5775 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheCererean guess they teach how to make animagus potions

  • @marmik961
    @marmik961 3 года назад +3944

    "How ya gonna be using an invisible cloak when I can see ya tagging the damn wall!?"
    Genius pure comedic genius.

    • @PollexTheCat
      @PollexTheCat 3 года назад +75

      Better question why did they need a legendary artifact to hide themselves at all when they could just.... enchant the paint can to tag the walls by itself.

    • @anyjen
      @anyjen 3 года назад +107

      @@PollexTheCat that would have involved paying enough attention in Charms to be able to perform such an enchantment. Easier to just nick an invisibility cloak and put it on.

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 3 года назад +13

      So pure that Jordan was breaking character from laughing too much

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 года назад +4

      I was dying 😂

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 Год назад +4

      @@PollexTheCat harry's cloak was legendary because it lasted forever but there are tons of mundane invisibility cloaks out there.

  • @visaac7613
    @visaac7613 4 года назад +5660

    "The babies are evil, but, the mothers, are good kids." 😂

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 года назад +115

      How matter of factly he says it is so good, "oh yeah the kids - they are evil!" 😂

    • @sharonw4325
      @sharonw4325 3 года назад +39

      I love it, the mothers are good "kids".

    • @christianjamies1417
      @christianjamies1417 3 года назад +3

      @@americantoastman7296 +++a

    • @Hevenlee
      @Hevenlee 3 года назад +13

      @@sharonw4325 yeah because they're all teenagers xD you can tell Clortho is somewhere near Detroit or new york

    • @Shadowkiller-dq2ju
      @Shadowkiller-dq2ju 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like the high school I went to

  • @moviewolverine89
    @moviewolverine89 8 месяцев назад +142

    I actually graduated from Clortho's almost a decade ago. Sad to see how downhill it's gone. I'm gonna have to rethink about going to my 10 year reunion.

  • @GabeTheCat7279
    @GabeTheCat7279 5 лет назад +2449

    “Here’s a wand with a silencer on it. Why? But I ask again, why?”

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 5 лет назад +31

      To silently cast spells

    • @2Ten1Ryu
      @2Ten1Ryu 5 лет назад +12

      Bombada maxima.

    • @jayshashigari5628
      @jayshashigari5628 5 лет назад +18

      Avada kedvara my nigga

    • @bestjerk
      @bestjerk 5 лет назад +5

      It's like quote from a Tarantino movie

    • @manchesthairpukenited2962
      @manchesthairpukenited2962 5 лет назад +1

      GabeTheCat thanks for informing the deaf people of just one line -_-

  • @ericjohnson6120
    @ericjohnson6120 5 лет назад +4169

    “Here’s a wand wid a silencer on it. Why?”

    • @suddenlytitan739
      @suddenlytitan739 5 лет назад +222

      To not wake up the demon babies. They have a daycare.

    • @charliemcnuggets
      @charliemcnuggets 5 лет назад +22

      That's how security got hiz lazy eye

    • @XarkoCZ
      @XarkoCZ 4 года назад +8

      @@chadwarden1179 He did actually say "ask" probably by a mistake.

    • @XarkoCZ
      @XarkoCZ 4 года назад +1

      @Mø Nälayé he didn't do it tho.

    • @joshred1571
      @joshred1571 4 года назад +3

      America that’s why

  • @owlislike
    @owlislike 5 лет назад +11167

    TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY AND MAKE THIS A SERIES.

    • @freakyvisser
      @freakyvisser 5 лет назад +78

      yes please!

    • @JPiddle
      @JPiddle 5 лет назад +35

      Please

    • @impromptu_ninja
      @impromptu_ninja 5 лет назад +91

      We need people signing the petition on change.org to get support behind making this a movie or series!

    • @OmniMonitor
      @OmniMonitor 5 лет назад +44

      It’s like What We Do In The Shadows.

    • @Dicecubed
      @Dicecubed 5 лет назад +14

      lol definitely needs to happen

  • @waross8214
    @waross8214 Год назад +327

    I never realized until now how stressful it would be to live in a world where you have no idea if any animal or insect could be a transformed wizard, I mean imagine stepping on a bug and suddenly it turns into a smeared human being, that would mess you up

    • @elijahalonzo6056
      @elijahalonzo6056 8 месяцев назад +23

      Worse, imagine them never turning back and finding out that little timmy is missing.

    • @o0DnDing0o
      @o0DnDing0o 7 месяцев назад +14

      I imagine that’s why the teachers at Howarts always seemed so chill to have students almost dying. They got used to it

    • @AMinibot
      @AMinibot Месяц назад +3

      I wonder if this is how Polymorph USED to work in dnd until one person got fed up of being scarred and decided they were gonna find a workaround.

  • @stevenloredo3442
    @stevenloredo3442 5 лет назад +7999

    “The babies are evil, but the mothers, they good kids”

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 5 лет назад +124

      Genius line

    • @leofong8344
      @leofong8344 5 лет назад +55

      FBI has joined the chat room *

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 5 лет назад +44

      @@leofong8344 I don't think their is much the FBI can do about magic.😐

    • @AAron_Pendragon
      @AAron_Pendragon 5 лет назад +56

      Then when he follows up with the line, “As we say at Clorthos...uh...There’s never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect!” It’s like the epic “This guuuy” moment. The implications of what he was alluding to are so damned wrong but it still had my sides busting wide open. Couldn’t breath for a good few minutes directly after. I’m better now though lol. But he without a doubt is the ultimate villain bar none! It’s so unbelievably funny!

    • @junyah1
      @junyah1 5 лет назад +11

      @Underground Frenchy man shut the fuq up. Keep that to the political and news channels. Let people laugh at a video and read.funny comments, you troll/bot.

  • @akshayrathore7208
    @akshayrathore7208 5 лет назад +15421

    The only wizard Voldemort ever feared was Parnabus Jackson.

    • @XIIIphobos
      @XIIIphobos 5 лет назад +796

      i dunno that Lester Bigglesby’s clearly a force to be reckoned with

    • @dannyb20vtec28
      @dannyb20vtec28 5 лет назад +190

      That’s LORD Voldemort to you sir. Filthy mud blood.

    • @CueLash
      @CueLash 5 лет назад +480

      And the only wizard Paranabus would ever fear is the IRS...

    • @milindkulkarni2921
      @milindkulkarni2921 5 лет назад +138

      He would turn him into a spider

    • @ibear2554
      @ibear2554 5 лет назад +10

      @@CueLash HA!

  • @Timothymukansi
    @Timothymukansi 4 года назад +3797

    I wouldn't mind watching 8 films about Clortho Public School for Wizards

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 4 года назад +132

      Honestly I think it would be better as a series .

    • @Poochamoo
      @Poochamoo 4 года назад +39

      At this point JKR couldn't help herself. They'd be doing her a favor by boosting her again. I'd love to see it though!

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 года назад +17

      Real talk? Would watch it.

    • @etime89
      @etime89 4 года назад +10

      it would probably be like watching “Lean on Me” with magic 8 different times lol

    • @shadowwatcher3957
      @shadowwatcher3957 3 года назад +6

      Agreed, more along the lines of a series, but agreed. This would actually be friggin' AMAZING!

  • @Moneygramz
    @Moneygramz Год назад +253

    How on earth was this not made into a full series. Ah man the silencer on the wand got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @J8den
    @J8den 5 лет назад +13630

    There should be a whole series about this
    Also “ a wand with a silencer”😂

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 лет назад +220

      Yeah. Honestly, do wizards even need to add silencers on their wands? Nonverbal spells would do the job just fine.

    • @J8den
      @J8den 5 лет назад +196

      @@red_five3325 its just a hood thing, ive seen guys with hydraulics on their bicycles 😂😂
      My personal favorite: ruclips.net/video/v-Li9-s2rBk/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/MkOwip3_xX0/видео.html

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 5 лет назад +40

      @@J8den hydraulics on a bike how does that work?

    • @solillman2350
      @solillman2350 5 лет назад +76

      @@TelikiMouse badly I assume.

    • @devenburks1497
      @devenburks1497 5 лет назад +39

      Red_Five extra silence for hitman wizards (wiz hitters) and to you my friend in the OG comment. Id watch it all day

  • @ronniepowers3465
    @ronniepowers3465 5 лет назад +5893

    a wand with a silencer OMFG

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 лет назад +238

      Why? And again I ask WHY?

    • @Saad-qe6ku
      @Saad-qe6ku 5 лет назад +30

      @SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder Lol what if it was a flash suppressor

    • @Chilllaxxinn
      @Chilllaxxinn 5 лет назад +16

      I started cracking up at that point

    • @dantesinferno8978
      @dantesinferno8978 5 лет назад +3

      @SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder you must be fun at parties
      Or you shoot them up
      🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @TheNorthie
      @TheNorthie 5 лет назад +12

      SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder don’t be that guy. The first suppressor was marketed and trademark as silencer. That name was used for years and either term is acceptable.

  • @joelmtz7253
    @joelmtz7253 5 лет назад +4803

    I lost it when he pulled out the wand with a silencer 😂😂😂

  • @cainemarko5021
    @cainemarko5021 Год назад +301

    I know this is an old clip. But this was my first time seeing it. I'm still catching my breath and drying my tears from that Swiffer line. Damn. 🤣

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 11 месяцев назад +8

      "Lester!"

    • @dwaynehoward3569
      @dwaynehoward3569 8 месяцев назад +2

      The first time I have ever seen this and I’m crying lol

  • @jesss2830
    @jesss2830 3 года назад +3267

    I like how Lester actually cares about the kids and just wants them to have better brooms :(

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 года назад +75

      I'm not sure he really wants them to have better brooms. He mainly likes decrying the state of the school and their society.

    • @Monkey.D.Pression
      @Monkey.D.Pression 3 года назад +157

      "We got 2 lil niggas on swiffers"
      And then a guy flies by on one had me dead😂

    • @17thshard62
      @17thshard62 2 года назад +57

      My dad used to work as a teacher in Baltimore and the happiest I ever saw him was when the high school kid who tore his shoulder muscle showed him his EMT certification. The staff care about kids a lot, they're just too wore down by silliness. They celebrated the end of the school year by throwing a fraternity-level party, only instead of vodka and Fireball and a ton of kegs they had Ole Smoky and Woodford Reserve and filled up a kiddie pool with jungle juice. Doesn't matter if they're inner-city or rural schools, a public school teacher can drink you under the table.

    • @erniemonteros7509
      @erniemonteros7509 2 года назад +5

      Funny how it’s depicted 😅. But a true example of how school administration wants to hush up everything, saying “things couldn’t be better!” When they aren’t 😅😬

    • @lostone9700
      @lostone9700 2 года назад +7

      @@erniemonteros7509 lol he's technically not wrong. doublespeak at its finest. can't make it better with no budget.

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 4 года назад +18916

    Ironically,your children would probably be safer at Clortho's than they would be at Hogwarts

    • @deathkriegcommissar1972
      @deathkriegcommissar1972 4 года назад +1921

      And they can find their students in a day instead of a few years

    • @Winther1973
      @Winther1973 4 года назад +72

      👀

    • @obadiahharris8562
      @obadiahharris8562 4 года назад +898

      At Hogwarts they be killing they head master

    • @jasonjonathansalim8274
      @jasonjonathansalim8274 4 года назад +1330

      LOL, at least Clortho's will never involve their students and teachers into an all-out-war with dark lord

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 4 года назад +518

      @@jasonjonathansalim8274 shiiiiiiiiit.... id ride me a swiffer any day, be flying by people yelling "You just got dusted bitch!"

  • @m.malina6797
    @m.malina6797 7 месяцев назад +53

    Vincent Clortho HS is brilliant.
    Always appreciate a solid Ghostbusters ‘84 shout out…

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 4 года назад +13316

    Oddly enough though, their student death rate is way below Hogwarts.

    • @matthewlabbe8395
      @matthewlabbe8395 4 года назад +397

      I never thought about that but you’re probably right 😂

    • @captainjirk9564
      @captainjirk9564 4 года назад +473

      @@Zarryon12 Adava kedavra? Pssht. Meet avtomat kalashnikova.

    • @deuscaritasest7518
      @deuscaritasest7518 4 года назад +88

      @@captainjirk9564 hello, comrade

    • @Banana_boat
      @Banana_boat 4 года назад +94

      *Alakablam*

    • @NerfCrafter55
      @NerfCrafter55 4 года назад +11

      YOOOO I'M THE 666TH LIKE

  • @ms.bubs4fun506
    @ms.bubs4fun506 5 лет назад +3301

    Poor Jamar can't turn back into human form. He's stuck as a cat wearing a durag.

    • @sexyladyakb
      @sexyladyakb 5 лет назад +30

      Ms.Bubs4fun lol I didn’t see the Durag 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @may878
      @may878 5 лет назад +11

      I'm dead 😂

    • @quikskoprbro968
      @quikskoprbro968 5 лет назад +1

      Ms.Bubs4fun shut up

    • @Macskinny76
      @Macskinny76 5 лет назад +4

      Yo!! I was dyin lol, that shit had my gut hurtin 😂😂😂

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 лет назад +5

      quikskopr bro96
      Looks like somebody is on their period

  • @sliferskydrag3055
    @sliferskydrag3055 4 года назад +3212

    The amount of research they did for this is actually surprisingly good. They even included other actually canon schools.

    • @wondertome2023
      @wondertome2023 4 года назад +122

      Ahh, yes. The Beauxbatons.
      Especially, the Beauxbatons.

    • @Emma88178
      @Emma88178 4 года назад +77

      @Rooster Sauce You know the all girls thing is only an invention of the movies. ALL wizarding schools in canon are actually co-ed just like Hogwarts.

    • @Emma88178
      @Emma88178 4 года назад +25

      @@wondertome2023 all wizarding schools are co-ed in canon.

    • @eruiluvatar5701
      @eruiluvatar5701 4 года назад +13

      What about Ilvermorny?

    • @rfresa
      @rfresa 4 года назад +6

      I slowed it down and read the list. It's really cute!

  • @TheMidnightPhil
    @TheMidnightPhil 3 месяца назад +56

    1:35 Do yourself a favor and pause intermittently to read as many of the school names as you can. Someone clearly had a blast writing these.

    • @actualsnow345
      @actualsnow345 2 месяца назад +14

      "Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards"😂😂😂

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Месяц назад +2

      I love the 'Dark Arts Technical School'. A serious Death Eater recruiting ground, there!

    • @dianeridley9804
      @dianeridley9804 Месяц назад +2

      My favorite is "Snagglin' Trippers Education Center". Yet Vincent Clortho is lagging

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 4 года назад +673

    "This a wand with silencer. Why? But I ask again, WHY?"
    I laughed way to hard on that. Keegan's delivery is just perfect.

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 3 года назад +3

      One of my favorites!!

    • @patrick8116
      @patrick8116 3 года назад

      You could hide a .22 barrel inside it.

    • @kalebb1226
      @kalebb1226 3 года назад

      Quiet casting perk

  • @adithegun
    @adithegun 4 года назад +4397

    “The babies are evil.. but the mothers, they’re good kids!”
    😂

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 4 года назад +89

      Are the daddies deadbeat demon daddies?

    • @fork-man
      @fork-man 4 года назад +56

      Ma'am they just summon a demon and its currently destroying half the grand magic court
      Nope my baby didn't do that they good kids

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 4 года назад +29

      They need sex ed, like how to put a condom on a demon dick!

    • @Giggidygiggidy12
      @Giggidygiggidy12 4 года назад +3

      Adiguna Bahari this principal spewing facts

    • @andysux1
      @andysux1 4 года назад

      Ain't no denying it!

  • @nyaru79
    @nyaru79 2 года назад +4786

    The swiffer's line gets me every time.

  • @jessicahowell632
    @jessicahowell632 Год назад +111

    Key as the jaded high school security officer is brilliant 😂😂

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 4 года назад +3074

    Ah so this is where Key taught in the inner city that made him such a hardened substitute teacher

    • @sky1luv793
      @sky1luv793 4 года назад +12

      I was just thinking that. Lol

    • @darcsun9766
      @darcsun9766 4 года назад +7

      I gotta watch that again.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +11

      D-NICE!

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +17

      It's also great that he was able to get his eye repaired. I guess Muggles are good for something.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 года назад +8

      Mr. Garvey.
      Say it right, right now!

  • @ziadkhayat7299
    @ziadkhayat7299 5 лет назад +3791

    I’m sad this is all there is. It’s like an amazing trailer for a movie that will never exist.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 лет назад +89

      they could still do a "revisited" episode later with some of the graduates or drop outs

    • @jess.0J
      @jess.0J 5 лет назад +16

      Omg so true couldn’t agree more!

    • @Karmonger
      @Karmonger 5 лет назад +19

      I'd recommend "The Magicians" series on SyFy, it comes pretty close to the video.

    • @jasonarmstrong5750
      @jasonarmstrong5750 5 лет назад +3

      Karmonger is it any good?

    • @Karmonger
      @Karmonger 5 лет назад +7

      @@jasonarmstrong5750 It's one of the best shows for me personally. Basically a mature version of Harry Potter. Well worth the watch.

  • @dezh6345
    @dezh6345 4 года назад +5443

    At least the teachers are actually involved in protecting the students here. The most you'd get at Hogwarts is someone asking you if you put your name in the goblet of fire... calmly.

    • @stevenconley9527
      @stevenconley9527 4 года назад +258

      " H A R R Y D I D Y O U P U T Y O U R N A M E I N T H E G O B L E T O F F I R E ? "

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 года назад +109

      @@stevenconley9527 in the book he was calm. Dumbledore only freaked out on Harry in the movie.

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 года назад +40

      Freaking out doesn't help. Panic just causes more problems. You must calmly assess the situation and then take steps to resolve it.

    • @stevenconley9527
      @stevenconley9527 4 года назад +68

      @@sometimessnarky1642 Yeah that was the joke.

    • @1tzm3hh
      @1tzm3hh 4 года назад +17

      @@stevenconley9527 Dumbledore asked calmly.

  • @VEBlessed1
    @VEBlessed1 Год назад +404

    Voldemort would not have had a chance with these students😂😂😂😂

    • @janetracer
      @janetracer 11 месяцев назад +60

      Who do you think stole his nose?

    • @tarkustehwise7958
      @tarkustehwise7958 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@janetracer XDDDD

    • @sanmesalz1867
      @sanmesalz1867 8 месяцев назад +11

      Dumbledore would not have a Chance in a duel against Parnabus

    • @vixceous
      @vixceous 7 месяцев назад +9

      Hell Dumbledore would jump off the balcony by himself after seeing the conditions of wizard education in 'Murica.

    • @jofez27
      @jofez27 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@janetracer LMAO 🤣 Good one! Voldemort found out early and doesn't f**k around with Clothos, lol!

  • @hill280
    @hill280 4 года назад +3354

    "One kid got transformed into a cat and they can't even afford to change him back"

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 года назад +87

      Poor Jamar

    • @marius498
      @marius498 3 года назад +37

      @@innertubez Jamurr

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 3 года назад +99

      Normally you not allowed to touch the students like this when they’re in human form, but when they’re cats we just have at it.

    • @terrelldavis2037
      @terrelldavis2037 3 года назад +4

      Go Broncos

    • @briantollett6436
      @briantollett6436 3 года назад +8

      @@stevefilms1997 hahahahahah this still got me crying

  • @AndriaTheKobold
    @AndriaTheKobold 2 года назад +8999

    If this was a legit show I'd binge watch it. For some reason, the kid on the swiffer zooming by in the background made me laugh my ass off.

    • @Resilience1908
      @Resilience1908 2 года назад +48

      I read this comment right when the kid went zooming by🤣🤣🤣

    • @shannonprice5187
      @shannonprice5187 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂💯💥💥💥

    • @Rogue_Nine416
      @Rogue_Nine416 2 года назад +49

      it's even funnier that it's the school's only white kids on swiffers

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 года назад +33

      How do we get this show kicked off? I seriously think it's a very good idea. Turn that pish posh wizard image, throw in some American inner-city school story trope. Brilliant!

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 2 года назад

      @@Rogue_Nine416 White people who live in the ghetto are usually the poorest people in the ghetto. Because you KNOW they either don't have money to leave, or theyre too old to care.

  • @WyldApache
    @WyldApache 4 года назад +3827

    Scary thing is that there were schools ranked Below them!!

    • @vuedanto8576
      @vuedanto8576 3 года назад +277

      Well, Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts is clearly a bad school and then McZee's Bunker, _Bunker_ ?

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 3 года назад +230

      Clortho's still scored in the 24% percentile on standardized tests. I fear the other 23%.

    • @omawumiadokpaye6628
      @omawumiadokpaye6628 3 года назад +13

      Imagine that, now that was insane lol

    • @mikoajp.5890
      @mikoajp.5890 3 года назад +37

      They may score lower, but at least there is less violence around

    • @mastercheif1173
      @mastercheif1173 3 года назад +22

      I need to know what daggermist is all about

  • @mr.lonewolf8199
    @mr.lonewolf8199 Год назад +76

    Babies are evil, but the mothers... They're good kids 😂😂😂 had me in stitches

    • @simonmcguire4290
      @simonmcguire4290 Год назад +6

      That is probably my favourite and best delivered line of the sketch 😂

  • @stuartnanney790
    @stuartnanney790 4 года назад +3196

    Only thing wrong with this was that it was waaaaaaaaay too short.

  • @ShadowOfMachines
    @ShadowOfMachines 3 года назад +3014

    I love how Lester has a staff, there needs to be more wizards with a staff.

    • @munchjrgames942
      @munchjrgames942 3 года назад +24

      Biff's Staff from Back to the Future 2 at that

    • @gareth4457
      @gareth4457 3 года назад +38

      And it has a knob on the end...

    • @Blaze_Razgriz501st
      @Blaze_Razgriz501st 3 года назад +10

      *laughs in Harry Dresden*

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 2 года назад +33

      Thats why gandalf would kick Dumbledore's ass

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 года назад +35

      It's because Moody had a staff, and Lester is obviously an analog to Moody

  • @ThyFleshConsumed
    @ThyFleshConsumed 3 года назад +3173

    "Tyrone is that, is that... No that's an actual rat."
    DEAD

    • @BienMesana
      @BienMesana 3 года назад +15

      Rattatoui

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 года назад +13

      No it’s a ratatouille yo! 😂

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 3 года назад

      Well that rat will be

    • @puvan30
      @puvan30 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chessnerd1055
      @chessnerd1055 2 года назад +7

      I knew it was coming and I still died laughing lmao

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 2 месяца назад +12

    2:22 The way Jackson says "Lester!!" right here is so natural!

  • @theswordthatcutsnothing2289
    @theswordthatcutsnothing2289 4 года назад +2538

    "We got two lil' n----s on swiffers." Jesus.

  • @KelseyWelsey33
    @KelseyWelsey33 3 года назад +4398

    “We got two little ****** on swiffers” 😂😂😂 dead

    • @angelique82mon
      @angelique82mon 3 года назад +82

      Same. That’s when I died 😂

    • @KelseyWelsey33
      @KelseyWelsey33 3 года назад +48

      @@angelique82mon You just never know what they’re going to say and I did not expect that 😂

    • @mistersamdi
      @mistersamdi 3 года назад +10

      same

    • @sammyg1631
      @sammyg1631 3 года назад +18

      Lester!

    • @jetjavelin7593
      @jetjavelin7593 3 года назад +19

      Shame that no one ride on roomba :v

  • @madelynelise8956
    @madelynelise8956 4 года назад +5096

    I wanted to see all the school names but couldn't find a comment listing them all, so I did it myself:
    1) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry
    2) Mahoutokoro
    3) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A.
    4) Durmstrang Institute
    5) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
    6) Academy of War Mages
    7) Arcane Order
    8) Blackwell's School of Spells
    9) Conservatory of Spell Binding
    10) Darklore
    11) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery
    12) Forathmire
    13) Hall of Tomes
    14) Ithellian College of Magic and Science
    15) Korumoch School of Wizarding
    16) Ornisem's Academy
    17) Sarribella's House of Seers
    18) Seminary, The
    19) Tower of Arcanology
    20) Tower of High Wizardry
    21) University of Aridorn - College of Magic
    158) Yorth East
    159) Beeble Weeble's Newt School
    160) Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
    161) Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
    162) West Magic High School
    163) Marbury Knob
    164) Goblin Conservatory
    165) Succorius
    166) Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
    167) Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
    168) Snagglin Tripper's Education Center
    169) Magician's Learning Plaza
    170) Jason Ruiz's Public School for Boys
    171) Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
    172) Daggermist Potions and Spells School
    173) Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
    174) McZee's Bunker
    175) Dark Arts Technical Institute

    • @prmolina
      @prmolina 4 года назад +262

      Dark Arts Tech lol gpthese are great thanks for posting

    • @thebellboy3196
      @thebellboy3196 4 года назад +212

      I bestow the highest honor i can for all the work you have done to make this comment a like and reply

    • @joelunchbucket0
      @joelunchbucket0 4 года назад +130

      Mczee’s bunker just stands out for me, sounds like something you’d read in a newspaper ad but you’d overlook thinking it’s a scam

    • @randomshit6539
      @randomshit6539 4 года назад +142

      Let's be serious: The Academy of War Mages is the one and only choice

    • @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
      @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 4 года назад +68

      Some of the names are quite fascinating. I suspect they might interest fanfiction writers.

  • @ansiaaa
    @ansiaaa 7 месяцев назад +21

    this skit is so underrated! it could have been a whole movie by itself it's so creative and full of details :D

  • @mgsb387
    @mgsb387 5 лет назад +2672

    "The babies are evil, but the mothers, they're good kids."

    • @Kazedor
      @Kazedor 5 лет назад +51

      I almost died, I swear.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 лет назад +14

      saved your comment as the like was at 666...preserved forever in my archive

    • @jf3625
      @jf3625 5 лет назад

      Yydyddyduyr

    • @TruthandChakras
      @TruthandChakras 5 лет назад +1

      TittyWinks Hilarious!!!

  • @AzKat69
    @AzKat69 5 лет назад +2515

    "Is that Tyrone? Tyro... oh, that's an actual rat"

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 4 года назад +35

      lowkey dissapointed he didnt yell "oh shit! thats a rat!" then start dancing

    • @acn3238
      @acn3238 4 года назад +14

      gabe jacob not funny, didn’t laugh

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 4 года назад +1

      @@acn3238thanks, was just hoping for a meme reference. i got one but not the one i expected

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 года назад

      Same thing

    • @VaughnHBS
      @VaughnHBS 4 года назад +3

      @@dr.stoner7341 This was made before that meme came out. 2012-2015 is when this was aired.

  • @anonymoushack9453
    @anonymoushack9453 5 лет назад +1734

    “The babies are evil, but mother are good kids”
    -Parnabus Jackson

    • @duyle-ej6ty
      @duyle-ej6ty 5 лет назад +33

      Well you know, a classic case of girls falling in love with bad boys

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 лет назад +7

      @@duyle-ej6ty Those demons are hawt

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 лет назад +10

      Demon boys got big D****s

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 5 лет назад +5

      @@redflame300 now how would you know that... interesting bit of information?

    • @duyle-ej6ty
      @duyle-ej6ty 5 лет назад +6

      @@redflame300 umhum. So where did you get your research source?? Lmao

  • @valeriegage401
    @valeriegage401 Год назад +110

    The fact the cat is still wearing his doo rag... I mean Jamar. 😅😅😅

  • @eden-sx9oj
    @eden-sx9oj 5 лет назад +4299

    nobody finna talk about how the cat has a whole durag

    • @JonahIsrael
      @JonahIsrael 5 лет назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ranata
      @ranata 5 лет назад +21

      I DIEDDDDDDDDD.

    • @TruthandChakras
      @TruthandChakras 4 года назад +2

      Kakakakakaka!!!!!😂😂

    • @fredascencio9606
      @fredascencio9606 4 года назад +26

      Lmaooooo you said that and I had to run it back smh

    • @_pulyx
      @_pulyx 4 года назад +8

      I lost my shit when i noticed

  • @amediumhorse
    @amediumhorse 5 лет назад +1339

    Key plays the pissed off and done with everything security guard perfectly.

    • @padmanabhansreekumar3032
      @padmanabhansreekumar3032 5 лет назад +11

      He looks like mad eye

    • @TheIncrediblePanda
      @TheIncrediblePanda 5 лет назад +10

      @@padmanabhansreekumar3032 i think that's the joke and point 😂

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 4 года назад +42

      Most hilarious part is that you kinda know that the dude is the only thing holding the whole school together.

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 4 года назад +16

      As a teacher in this kind of environment, I felt his character more than I should have.

    • @colin31928
      @colin31928 4 года назад

      There was a man sent from God, whose name was Iohn.
      7 The same came for a witnesse, to beare witnesse of the light, that all men through him might beleeue.
      8Hee was not that light, but was sent to beare witnesse of that light.
      ruclips.net/video/pcq_RU2-A6E/видео.html

  • @AfroMan187
    @AfroMan187 3 года назад +2370

    Imagine Harry Potter not getting the "Famous Kid Scholarship" and gets sent to Clortho's, where hes placed into House Levandrius

    • @g2000chat
      @g2000chat 3 года назад +113

      Nah he would be in house La'darious

    • @zbaksh101
      @zbaksh101 3 года назад +27

      I'd watch that movie

    • @SystemZ3RO
      @SystemZ3RO 3 года назад +27

      Nah he would of been put in House Gozer for sure.

    • @audgusto
      @audgusto 3 года назад +60

      Harry’s gonna learn about a new form of currency, Wizarding street CRED

    • @junaidmirza6056
      @junaidmirza6056 3 года назад +60

      he wouldve popped voldemort with a glock! 😂 rather than the elderwand backfire!

  • @J.AndresBarberyCueto
    @J.AndresBarberyCueto Месяц назад +4

    I almost faint from laughter. This should be a series on its own!!! You have at least 3 stories right there!!
    1. School Series - Head of security life
    2. Youth Series - Euphoria esque
    2. Sport Series - Quidditch Underdogs

  • @ACoKyo
    @ACoKyo 4 года назад +2917

    Watching his soul die when he says “Wizard pepper!”
    “Unbelievable”

    • @damienasmodeus928
      @damienasmodeus928 3 года назад +21

      I don't understand the metaphor

    • @MeJustAimy
      @MeJustAimy 3 года назад +6

      happened just as I read this comment lol

    • @robytoby1544
      @robytoby1544 3 года назад +34

      @@damienasmodeus928 wizard pepper is a metaphor for spice

    • @GarrettDore
      @GarrettDore 3 года назад +12

      Spice melange?

    • @crazychinese7315
      @crazychinese7315 3 года назад +34

      @@damienasmodeus928 cocaine, it means cocaine...

  • @localneo-graphic4647
    @localneo-graphic4647 3 года назад +6294

    Not gonna lie, the Dark Arts Technical Institute sounds like a fun school.

    • @DarkTempler1
      @DarkTempler1 3 года назад +60

      I saw that and thought the same.

    • @fuadnebir4950
      @fuadnebir4950 3 года назад +117

      That is so my type. I would be such a good Dark Magician. And I am definitely not weak to succumb to absolute darkness.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +82

      @@fuadnebir4950 big tiddy goth witch GF

    • @IcePhysicsGaming
      @IcePhysicsGaming 3 года назад +72

      I don't know if they neglect to teach the dark arts but Academy of War Mages sounds alot better to me. DA Tech is ranked even below Clortho but AWM is up there in the top 10 for one thing and sounds like it's still pretty badass.

    • @kendollyroy
      @kendollyroy 3 года назад +30

      “no unforgivables on the hallways!!”

  • @JoshuaSmith-bg3dc
    @JoshuaSmith-bg3dc 2 года назад +2049

    The durag on the cat’s head and the Ghostbusters Reference are really under appreciated gems in this sketch 😂

    • @gregames4843
      @gregames4843 Год назад +42

      Oh god i missed the durag! lmao

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Год назад +28

      what ghostbusters reference

    • @KSMsails
      @KSMsails Год назад +154

      @@iGaveLiaHIV Vincent Clortho, the name of the school, was in reference to Rick Moranis' demon-posses alter ego (aka, the Keymaster) from the original Ghostbusters.

    • @boccs9925
      @boccs9925 Год назад

      @@iGaveLiaHIV Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster, Herald of Gozer. One of the demon dogs that possesses Rick Moranis

  • @eo7136
    @eo7136 Год назад +64

    I loved that this wasn't even the worst ranked school on the list...😂

    • @PumpkinTuna
      @PumpkinTuna 7 месяцев назад +1

      OMG, go frame by frame on that list as it scrolls!

  • @ZenModePhilosophy
    @ZenModePhilosophy 5 лет назад +800

    The fact that this cat has a durag just made this video that much better

  • @lovelandfrog5692
    @lovelandfrog5692 5 лет назад +1775

    “We got two little n***** on swiffers.”
    I don’t know why, but that absolutely murdered me.

    • @boring5357
      @boring5357 5 лет назад +20

      Because white people love them some ghetto jokes

    • @smally7505
      @smally7505 5 лет назад +32

      Boring 5 you wack

    • @Abbandoneer
      @Abbandoneer 5 лет назад +28

      @@boring5357 how do you know they are white tho?

    • @boring5357
      @boring5357 5 лет назад +16

      @@Abbandoneer Because white people love them some ghetto jokes

    • @Happy-nu2lk
      @Happy-nu2lk 5 лет назад +1

      Me too lol.

  • @Crowbars2
    @Crowbars2 3 года назад +4902

    In case anyone was interested in the names of schools and where they came from at 1:36
    1. Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
    2. Mahoutokoro _(Harry Potter Universe)_
    3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A _(Harry Potter Universe)_
    4. Durmstrang Institute _(Harry Potter Universe)_
    5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic _(Harry Potter Universe)_
    6. Academy of War Mages _(World of Khoras)_
    7. Arcane Order _(Seems to be associated with a bunch of different Universes, but it seems D&D 2e is the most popular association with this name)_
    8. Blackwell's School of Spells _(Khoras)_
    9. Conservatory of Spell Binding _(Khoras)_
    10. Darklore _(Khoras, probably)_
    11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery _(Khoras)_
    12. Forathmire _(Khoras)_
    13. Hall of Tomes _(Khoras)_
    14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science _(Khoras)_
    15. Korumoch School of Wizarding _(Khoras)_
    16. Ornisem's Academy _(Khoras)_
    17. Sarribella's House of Seers _(Khoras)_
    18. Seminary, The _(Seems this was made up, since a Seminary is a religious school where one learns to be a minister or member of the clergy, or w/e)_
    19. Tower of Arcanology _(Khoras)_
    20. Tower of High Wizardry _(Dragonlance Universe)_
    21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic _(Khoras)_
    It then skips, but it seems they made the rest of these names up themselves.
    158. Yorth East
    159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School
    160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
    161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
    162. West Magic High School
    163. Marbury Knob
    164. Goblin Conservatory
    165. Succorius
    166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
    167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
    168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Centre
    169. Magicians's Learning Plaza
    170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys
    171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
    172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School
    173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
    174. McZee's Bunker
    175. Dark Arts Technical Institute
    In case anyone was wondering, the Khoras Universe is a homebrew fictional campaign setting for tabletop RPG's like Dungeons and Dragons. Dragonlance is a shared universe that started off as a D&D setting, but has since expanded to include novels and a bunch of other properties.

    • @paskwho5304
      @paskwho5304 3 года назад +49

      u fucking mad lad

    • @IsaiahSenku
      @IsaiahSenku 3 года назад +164

      Thank you for the history lesson, I actually appreciated it❤🙏

    • @shantbe
      @shantbe 3 года назад +88

      I didn't see "The Gatekeeper's School for Girls" on that list.

    • @Crowbars2
      @Crowbars2 3 года назад +8

      ​@@shantbe wtf are you talking about?

    • @shantbe
      @shantbe 3 года назад +45

      @@Crowbars2 It was Zuul the gatekeeper, minion of Gozer joke. My god watch the movie. Damn!

  • @LSDuke23
    @LSDuke23 8 месяцев назад +24

    That delivery of the word "spider" was perfect

  • @MINIKRUTH
    @MINIKRUTH 3 года назад +4015

    “We normally cant touch the Students, but when there a cat, we just have at it” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nathanrodriguez780
      @nathanrodriguez780 3 года назад +191

      Was that cat wearing a doo rag?

    • @meghanzimmovan6398
      @meghanzimmovan6398 2 года назад +78

      @@nathanrodriguez780 Yes. Yes it is.

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose 2 года назад +33

      *they're

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 2 года назад +34

      @@nathanrodriguez780 i didn't even notice that, now I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 2 года назад +2

      @@justSunny7 😂😂😂

  • @relaxationmeditation6231
    @relaxationmeditation6231 5 лет назад +3227

    They need to turn this wizard school skit into a real movie or series

  • @zerytriputra2643
    @zerytriputra2643 4 года назад +2336

    "One out of five girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby" 😂😂

  • @hesfrombarcelona
    @hesfrombarcelona 4 месяца назад +3

    Parnabus: "The kids know that the only way to fly is....."
    Lester: "WIZARD PEPPER!"
    🤣🤣😂😂

  • @genm4827
    @genm4827 4 года назад +2366

    Durmstrang and Beauxbatons actually showed up in the books, but the fact that they got Mahoutokoro in there at 1:36 says a lot about the background research they actually did, since that is obscure as shit

  • @otterwithagun1982
    @otterwithagun1982 2 года назад +2445

    "The kids know that the only way to fly-"
    "WIZAHD PEPPEH!"
    "Unbelievable!"
    Dead. I dieded.

    • @stevenjohnston5808
      @stevenjohnston5808 Год назад +102

      It’s like he lost faith in humanity when the wizard pepper was revealed

    • @ben86jones82
      @ben86jones82 Год назад +15

      I know that bit killed me.

    • @groyperfuhr4871
      @groyperfuhr4871 Год назад +22

      that dime bag was looking more like an oz

    • @potatosoup6960
      @potatosoup6960 Год назад +19

      @@groyperfuhr4871 Pixie Dust is rather easy to come by nowadays. Quite sad

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat Год назад +23

      It's because of those Southern warlocks who mix it all in a giant vat that looks like a cauldron.

  • @TanyaUchiha
    @TanyaUchiha 5 лет назад +1020

    I want an entire series about Lester’s daily life as a magical security guard at this school!

  • @gergelygaramvolgyi7433
    @gergelygaramvolgyi7433 Месяц назад +4

    "Half the team here 're riding mops"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juliusembile7664
    @juliusembile7664 4 года назад +1057

    "Teachers are not allowed to zap students!"
    "I aint no teacher... Im the new quidditch coach.. "
    -Coach Kenverus Carter

  • @fresherthanu6035
    @fresherthanu6035 3 года назад +818

    "we got two lil' ****** on swiffers" I COULDN'T TAKE IT

  • @sky1luv793
    @sky1luv793 4 года назад +689

    They should've made a movie out of this. This is definitely one of their best skits.

    • @creatroyer2701
      @creatroyer2701 4 года назад +7

      Yah, not that "Bright" shit taking everything seriously.

  • @SnapesHoney2800
    @SnapesHoney2800 Месяц назад +3

    I would watch the Hell out of a whole Show of this!
    The fact the School is named after Vince from Ghostbusters killed me!

  • @Alexrider02
    @Alexrider02 4 года назад +4014

    Top Wizarding Schools:
    1. Hogwart's (sp) School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
    2. Mahoutokoro
    3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A.
    4. Durmstrang Institute
    5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
    6. Academy of War Mages
    7. Arcane Order
    8. Blackwell's School of Spells
    9. Conservatory of Spell Binding
    10. Darklore
    11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery
    12. Forathmire
    13. Hall of Tomes
    14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science
    15. Korumoch School of Wizarding
    16. Ornisem's Academy
    17. Sarribella's House of Seers
    18. Seminary, The
    19. Tower of Arcanology
    20. Tower of High Wizardry
    21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic
    158. Yorth East
    159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School
    160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
    161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
    162. West Magic High School
    163. Marbury Knob
    164. Goblin Conservatory
    165. Succorius
    166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
    167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
    168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Center
    169. Magician's Learning Plaza
    170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys
    171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
    172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School
    173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
    174. McZee's Bunker
    175. Dark Arts Technical Institute
    So many of these sound like schools that would really exist in the HP universe. I don't know if they used some kind of name generator or came up with all of these themselves, but I just want to know what 22-157 are now!

    • @corgikun2579
      @corgikun2579 4 года назад +158

      you're my hero

    • @Alexrider02
      @Alexrider02 4 года назад +38

      @@corgikun2579 Happy to help!

    • @EnycmaPie
      @EnycmaPie 4 года назад +255

      harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Wizarding_school
      Based on the wiki, 2. Mahoutokoro is the Japanese wizarding school. 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic is in France, 4. Durmstrang Institute is in Scandinavia. So at least some of these are actual Harry Potter wizard schools.

    • @Alexrider02
      @Alexrider02 4 года назад +81

      Yeah, I knew I recognized a few of them. I was looking more at like, Saribella's House of Seers or Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted. Lol

    • @Marcedonia
      @Marcedonia 4 года назад +19

      Zansi beabuxtons and durmstangs is real school in harry potter

  • @chillmoney3858
    @chillmoney3858 5 лет назад +1798

    who else would pay money to see this as an hour long movie

    • @impromptu_ninja
      @impromptu_ninja 5 лет назад +27

      Sign the petition to make it a movie here; www.change.org/p/jordan-peele-clortho-inner-city-wizarding-school-the-movie-series

    • @jonathanlopez2650
      @jonathanlopez2650 5 лет назад +3

      Me

    • @JustTiffany80
      @JustTiffany80 5 лет назад +1

      I know it would be good!!

    • @rubendacostaesilva8442
      @rubendacostaesilva8442 5 лет назад +9

      Forget one movie, I want a 10 episodes mini series!

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 5 лет назад +5

      Mini-series? This would be a multi Emmy award winning series with at least six seasons!

  • @getsome6137
    @getsome6137 5 лет назад +1985

    “..has the highest incidence of *wizard-on-wizard* violence in America.” Lmaoo

    • @brandonmcqueen9565
      @brandonmcqueen9565 5 лет назад +7

      🤷🏼‍♂️😭😭

    • @thehavoccompany-a3
      @thehavoccompany-a3 5 лет назад +28

      Why does only 10 to 13 percentage of the population commit about 50 percent of the cri-
      *_gets labeled a wacist wizard supreemacist_*

    • @lukelim5094
      @lukelim5094 5 лет назад +4

      @@thehavoccompany-a3 hey thats wacist

    • @HeloisGevit
      @HeloisGevit 5 лет назад +6

      @@thehavoccompany-a3 Because the system is rigged against them

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 5 лет назад +23

      Hogwarts probably has more wizard on wizard violence. They had a literal war in that school.

  • @usoyturk
    @usoyturk 7 месяцев назад +4

    3 minutes of pure joy. Can’t imagine the work that went into this. More imagination and creativity in this video than some new movies

  • @ericsalidbar1693
    @ericsalidbar1693 5 лет назад +2451

    “Abracadabra school for special needs wizards” ahaha

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 5 лет назад +71

      lmao also someone in another comment pointed out how that school was ranked way higher than Clortho.

    • @TheAzenderszz
      @TheAzenderszz 5 лет назад +48

      How about “jason ruiz’s school for wayward boys” 🤣

    • @siddynmagae6038
      @siddynmagae6038 5 лет назад +3

      at least they're not last

    • @priest148
      @priest148 5 лет назад +5

      Ranked 161...not...too...bad

    • @brandonh859
      @brandonh859 5 лет назад +6

      TheAzenderszz “Beeble Weeble’s Newt School”