i would agree if it weren't for the fact that voldemort grew up in an orphanage in 1930s working class london. if he were american, he probably would have been a clortho student.
@@poisonmantis4191 Technically, Fantasy High basically has a similar concept to this, except in that, you can get a pirate calling a goblin "The Ball!" Although we all know the best possible D20 show is Escape from the Bloodkeep because it has Leland in it.
@@poisonmantis4191 Where else are you going to get Matt Mercer's character looking at a devilwoman with fire coming from between her legs and going "Are you fucking serious?"
I work the inner city. I cannot tell you how many times I've said, "They're good kids" only to have a fight break out down the hall in the same breath.
@@Ihateganondorf I expect my students to act like human beings and not be destructive, aggressive towards adults and stop breaking into teachers’ cars.
I like to think the principal is already planning the "Dammit, Lester, we had a TALK about this. There are things you're not supposed to say when the DOCUMENTARY CREW IS FILMING!!" talk for later.
I get the feeling he *was* one of those kids doing shit when he was younger, that’s why he’s so exasperated with them Case in point, the invisibility cloak kid and the wand with the silencer.
@@alexs5814 You could go head canon route and say that the Principle graduated from Hogwarts and is only in the inner city because he truly wants to help Clortho.
Imagine how powerful the head of security and the headmaster are, though, to be in charge of a school like this and prevent it from being blown up from within on a daily basis. Voldemort and the Death Eaters roll up and the headmaster just looks at them and thinks to himself, "Oh, look...stress relief."
Tbh I think Key and Peele are so strong that Harry Potter can't do anything to them in this skit. Like it's abysmal about the power scaling, Voldemort would be their bitch!
@@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Lets be real though, if a Dark Lord rolled up into an inner city school the faculty wouldn't have to do a damn thing. The students would handle it, then any uncles, older brothers, fathers, etc, in the gangs would go hunting. And they ain't going to be using any stunning spells.
@@Ecthelion842If the Dark Lord rolled up on Vince Clortho school, the students would have his ride stripped for spell components in under five minutes.
@@DavidGarcia-tj8neVoldemort was a huge snob . He would consider these places so inferior to himself ( although he himself is a hellspawn , born out of wedlock, with zero money ) that he wouldn't step a foot in there . If he does though, he will either be squashed, or gain himself a few more death eaters.
@@stephenriggs8177 well he didn't, different scene. Hogwarts probably paid good money for the reporters to make Clortho look bad so they can rack up that tuition money.
Let's be real. Clortho is safer than Hogwarts. Bigglesby would probably actually stop Death Eater Kids, find Dark Marks, etc. Ain't no giant snakes petrifying people for a whole year. Ain't no dementors disrupting sports. Ain't no Dark Lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year. Ain't no teacher impersonation for a year. Ain't no 3 headed dog behind a first year spell locked door. Probably no BS house cup crap to divide the students over nothing important. Ain't no potions teacher being racist to everyone not in green.
Then after graduating, you can be in active participation in the society from Vegas, where you collect used props from the floor while working for a washed up magician too coked up to put on his own ties. - Abracadabra!
@@finegentleman7820 Daycare for the teenage mom's demon baby is paid for by the school so the mom can still attend. So when the head of security said 1 in 5 girls get pregnant by a demon, he was serious since 1/5 of their budget goes to helping take care of the babies.
@willbrown6298 He said, "1 in 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby," which also implies that there are already young mothers who have given birth to their hellspawn demon childs. Now I just got to know who the hell this demon guy is. I have no clue what he offers these girls for probably half the female student body to be, or have been, pregnant with it's demonic child.
I love how Jackson still has hope in his students and actually wants to give them a good education.....and in contrast Lester has just given up all hope. Honestly, that propably works best for the school; the truly bad kids can't fool Lester like they might Jackson, and the actual good kids in a bad situation have someone (Jackson) in their corner, supporting and encouraging them, despite others (Lester) judging them based on the actions of their peers..
Jackson is putting up a front for the cameras, nothing more. When he foregts about the tv, he's all "I'll turn you into a SPIDER!" and the smile is gone.
@@jeronimo196when I was growing up, the teachers that cared the most would still talk to you like that lol. I had a teacher that grew up across the street from me, she was my older sister's best friend. Can't tell you how many times she got in my face and whispered "lil ngga if you don't..." My bad Ms. Boucher damn.
@@jeronimo196yeah lester is just being real here he wants to help the kids by getting more funding for the school showing how bad it really is. Jackson just wants to act he is running a top tier school
holy shit do you just take everything at face value? no he is the principle trying to make his school seem better than it is so that more parents will enroll.
@@ServingKant42069 well, depending on how much more, you can make your own movie version and BAM you got the movie you wanted. its just a matter of how much money you are willing to spend or better yet how much money you got!!! :-P
Better question why did they need a legendary artifact to hide themselves at all when they could just.... enchant the paint can to tag the walls by itself.
@@PollexTheCat that would have involved paying enough attention in Charms to be able to perform such an enchantment. Easier to just nick an invisibility cloak and put it on.
I actually graduated from Clortho's almost a decade ago. Sad to see how downhill it's gone. I'm gonna have to rethink about going to my 10 year reunion.
I never realized until now how stressful it would be to live in a world where you have no idea if any animal or insect could be a transformed wizard, I mean imagine stepping on a bug and suddenly it turns into a smeared human being, that would mess you up
Then when he follows up with the line, “As we say at Clorthos...uh...There’s never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect!” It’s like the epic “This guuuy” moment. The implications of what he was alluding to are so damned wrong but it still had my sides busting wide open. Couldn’t breath for a good few minutes directly after. I’m better now though lol. But he without a doubt is the ultimate villain bar none! It’s so unbelievably funny!
@Underground Frenchy man shut the fuq up. Keep that to the political and news channels. Let people laugh at a video and read.funny comments, you troll/bot.
@@red_five3325 its just a hood thing, ive seen guys with hydraulics on their bicycles 😂😂 My personal favorite: ruclips.net/video/v-Li9-s2rBk/видео.html ruclips.net/video/MkOwip3_xX0/видео.html
SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder don’t be that guy. The first suppressor was marketed and trademark as silencer. That name was used for years and either term is acceptable.
My dad used to work as a teacher in Baltimore and the happiest I ever saw him was when the high school kid who tore his shoulder muscle showed him his EMT certification. The staff care about kids a lot, they're just too wore down by silliness. They celebrated the end of the school year by throwing a fraternity-level party, only instead of vodka and Fireball and a ton of kegs they had Ole Smoky and Woodford Reserve and filled up a kiddie pool with jungle juice. Doesn't matter if they're inner-city or rural schools, a public school teacher can drink you under the table.
Funny how it’s depicted 😅. But a true example of how school administration wants to hush up everything, saying “things couldn’t be better!” When they aren’t 😅😬
At least the teachers are actually involved in protecting the students here. The most you'd get at Hogwarts is someone asking you if you put your name in the goblet of fire... calmly.
How do we get this show kicked off? I seriously think it's a very good idea. Turn that pish posh wizard image, throw in some American inner-city school story trope. Brilliant!
@@Rogue_Nine416 White people who live in the ghetto are usually the poorest people in the ghetto. Because you KNOW they either don't have money to leave, or theyre too old to care.
I wanted to see all the school names but couldn't find a comment listing them all, so I did it myself: 1) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry 2) Mahoutokoro 3) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A. 4) Durmstrang Institute 5) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic 6) Academy of War Mages 7) Arcane Order 8) Blackwell's School of Spells 9) Conservatory of Spell Binding 10) Darklore 11) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery 12) Forathmire 13) Hall of Tomes 14) Ithellian College of Magic and Science 15) Korumoch School of Wizarding 16) Ornisem's Academy 17) Sarribella's House of Seers 18) Seminary, The 19) Tower of Arcanology 20) Tower of High Wizardry 21) University of Aridorn - College of Magic 158) Yorth East 159) Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160) Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161) Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162) West Magic High School 163) Marbury Knob 164) Goblin Conservatory 165) Succorius 166) Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167) Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168) Snagglin Tripper's Education Center 169) Magician's Learning Plaza 170) Jason Ruiz's Public School for Boys 171) Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172) Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173) Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174) McZee's Bunker 175) Dark Arts Technical Institute
There was a man sent from God, whose name was Iohn. 7 The same came for a witnesse, to beare witnesse of the light, that all men through him might beleeue. 8Hee was not that light, but was sent to beare witnesse of that light. ruclips.net/video/pcq_RU2-A6E/видео.html
I almost faint from laughter. This should be a series on its own!!! You have at least 3 stories right there!! 1. School Series - Head of security life 2. Youth Series - Euphoria esque 2. Sport Series - Quidditch Underdogs
I don't know if they neglect to teach the dark arts but Academy of War Mages sounds alot better to me. DA Tech is ranked even below Clortho but AWM is up there in the top 10 for one thing and sounds like it's still pretty badass.
@@iGaveLiaHIV Vincent Clortho, the name of the school, was in reference to Rick Moranis' demon-posses alter ego (aka, the Keymaster) from the original Ghostbusters.
In case anyone was interested in the names of schools and where they came from at 1:36 1. Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 2. Mahoutokoro _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 4. Durmstrang Institute _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 6. Academy of War Mages _(World of Khoras)_ 7. Arcane Order _(Seems to be associated with a bunch of different Universes, but it seems D&D 2e is the most popular association with this name)_ 8. Blackwell's School of Spells _(Khoras)_ 9. Conservatory of Spell Binding _(Khoras)_ 10. Darklore _(Khoras, probably)_ 11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery _(Khoras)_ 12. Forathmire _(Khoras)_ 13. Hall of Tomes _(Khoras)_ 14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science _(Khoras)_ 15. Korumoch School of Wizarding _(Khoras)_ 16. Ornisem's Academy _(Khoras)_ 17. Sarribella's House of Seers _(Khoras)_ 18. Seminary, The _(Seems this was made up, since a Seminary is a religious school where one learns to be a minister or member of the clergy, or w/e)_ 19. Tower of Arcanology _(Khoras)_ 20. Tower of High Wizardry _(Dragonlance Universe)_ 21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic _(Khoras)_ It then skips, but it seems they made the rest of these names up themselves. 158. Yorth East 159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162. West Magic High School 163. Marbury Knob 164. Goblin Conservatory 165. Succorius 166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Centre 169. Magicians's Learning Plaza 170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys 171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174. McZee's Bunker 175. Dark Arts Technical Institute In case anyone was wondering, the Khoras Universe is a homebrew fictional campaign setting for tabletop RPG's like Dungeons and Dragons. Dragonlance is a shared universe that started off as a D&D setting, but has since expanded to include novels and a bunch of other properties.
Durmstrang and Beauxbatons actually showed up in the books, but the fact that they got Mahoutokoro in there at 1:36 says a lot about the background research they actually did, since that is obscure as shit
Top Wizarding Schools: 1. Hogwart's (sp) School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 2. Mahoutokoro 3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A. 4. Durmstrang Institute 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic 6. Academy of War Mages 7. Arcane Order 8. Blackwell's School of Spells 9. Conservatory of Spell Binding 10. Darklore 11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery 12. Forathmire 13. Hall of Tomes 14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science 15. Korumoch School of Wizarding 16. Ornisem's Academy 17. Sarribella's House of Seers 18. Seminary, The 19. Tower of Arcanology 20. Tower of High Wizardry 21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic 158. Yorth East 159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162. West Magic High School 163. Marbury Knob 164. Goblin Conservatory 165. Succorius 166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Center 169. Magician's Learning Plaza 170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys 171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174. McZee's Bunker 175. Dark Arts Technical Institute So many of these sound like schools that would really exist in the HP universe. I don't know if they used some kind of name generator or came up with all of these themselves, but I just want to know what 22-157 are now!
harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Wizarding_school Based on the wiki, 2. Mahoutokoro is the Japanese wizarding school. 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic is in France, 4. Durmstrang Institute is in Scandinavia. So at least some of these are actual Harry Potter wizard schools.
Voldemort crosses to the other side of the street when he sees Clortho students coming.
i would agree if it weren't for the fact that voldemort grew up in an orphanage in 1930s working class london. if he were american, he probably would have been a clortho student.
@@GwendolynnBY Nah, he's white.
@@MrGksarathy nah, there’s inner city white kids
they be like "wassup with u no-nose"
@@esppupsnkits4560 But they'd probably still not go to Clortho's.
That fact that they put a durag on a cat makes this 100% better
im screaming!
@@ZdravoCao123 Exactly bruh
1000th like and has nothing to say
Thundercat would love it
Keanu
I'm just saying... I'd watch a series about inner-city youth with magical abilities. There's an untapped goldmine of original comedy and drama there.
Misfits ?
ive made a fool of myself i mixed up d20 shows, thought fantasy high and unsleeping city were the same show
@@poisonmantis4191 Technically, Fantasy High basically has a similar concept to this, except in that, you can get a pirate calling a goblin "The Ball!"
Although we all know the best possible D20 show is Escape from the Bloodkeep because it has Leland in it.
@@darklord884 idk, where else are you gonna get chungle down bim
@@poisonmantis4191 Where else are you going to get Matt Mercer's character looking at a devilwoman with fire coming from between her legs and going "Are you fucking serious?"
I work the inner city. I cannot tell you how many times I've said, "They're good kids" only to have a fight break out down the hall in the same breath.
😂😂😂😂😂
I always go they're honestly good kids they just make dumb decisions sometimes and it's my job to help them not make dumb decisions sometimes
bc they are good kids!!!!!!!! a lot of times they just have it rough outside of school
We come out of rough neighborhoods and broken homes tf you expect
@@Ihateganondorf I expect my students to act like human beings and not be destructive, aggressive towards adults and stop breaking into teachers’ cars.
This has to be the most reasonably fed-up security guard I've ever seen.
Now we know why Filch was so mad.
I like to think the principal is already planning the "Dammit, Lester, we had a TALK about this. There are things you're not supposed to say when the DOCUMENTARY CREW IS FILMING!!" talk for later.
I get the feeling he *was* one of those kids doing shit when he was younger, that’s why he’s so exasperated with them
Case in point, the invisibility cloak kid and the wand with the silencer.
He's like one of the ones that always calls you on your tomfoolery but is understanding at the same time.
@@archerer98 not to mention Filtch can't use magic and he's in the Wizarding world taking care of all those brats. Hahaha. I'd be mad too. 😆🤣😂
"Here's a wand with a silencer on it, why?" - Dumbledore asked calmly.
Underrated comment
I'm such a nerd for getting the reference! :(
@@ruansoaresribeiro no you're a man of culture
@@ruansoaresribeiro well I dont
*Movie Version* : HARRY DIDYA PUT DA SILENCER ON THE WAAAND!!! WHYYYY???
“This is Jamar” *pets cat with a durag*
😂
Bruh i nearly died lol !! A cat with a durag ?!???😂😂😂😂😂
dew rag
Nah it's Keanu!
Why do comments like these get likes, this is so stupid
“Tyrone, is that you? No that….that’s an actual rat.” 😂😂
Show's that he's actually a competent wizard if he took barely a look at the rat's face to recognize it's not one of his students^^
@@alexs5814 also a competent teacher.
@@moomoodeadcow exactly^^
@@alexs5814 You could go head canon route and say that the Principle graduated from Hogwarts and is only in the inner city because he truly wants to help Clortho.
@@earthisadonut7213 i could agree to this.
“Half of them on mops, two of them on swiffers” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
You my nigga for not saying nigga.
That had me cry-yin!! 😂😂😂😂
Funniest part lol
Daniel Prabahkar ruclips.net/video/OUzF8hiwwKk/видео.html
"Half the students ridin' mops, some of em ridin' Swiffers"
These guys are sketch comedy geniuses.
"We got two little niggas on swiffers"* lol
fcnator i ded
I don't get it.
Damn i died when said that😂😂😂😂
I’m your 666 like! 😈😈😈
I have NEVER wanted a sketch to be made into a movie so bad in my life!
It’s actually pretty surprising how there ISN’T a parody movie of Harry Potter.
This is so true
That Will Smith´s movie is kinda this but in a more serious way.
this and the SNL Grouch skit
This whole skit is pure gold. I really miss K&P?
Imagine how powerful the head of security and the headmaster are, though, to be in charge of a school like this and prevent it from being blown up from within on a daily basis.
Voldemort and the Death Eaters roll up and the headmaster just looks at them and thinks to himself, "Oh, look...stress relief."
Tbh I think Key and Peele are so strong that Harry Potter can't do anything to them in this skit. Like it's abysmal about the power scaling, Voldemort would be their bitch!
@@theprodigalfailure7047 As a teacher in a school similar to this, Voldemort wouldn't even go near the neighborhoods served by this school.
@@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Lets be real though, if a Dark Lord rolled up into an inner city school the faculty wouldn't have to do a damn thing. The students would handle it, then any uncles, older brothers, fathers, etc, in the gangs would go hunting.
And they ain't going to be using any stunning spells.
@@Ecthelion842If the Dark Lord rolled up on Vince Clortho school, the students would have his ride stripped for spell components in under five minutes.
@@DavidGarcia-tj8neVoldemort was a huge snob . He would consider these places so inferior to himself ( although he himself is a hellspawn , born out of wedlock, with zero money ) that he wouldn't step a foot in there . If he does though, he will either be squashed, or gain himself a few more death eaters.
"We got two lil ni**as on swiffers.." Had my rollin!
Aaron Hoyt swiffer seeker flies by
😂🤣💀
💯😂
*LESTER*
>_< YES!! Hhahaj OMG!
“The babies are evil... but the mothers, they’re good kids.” LOL
"1 outta five! Ain't no denyin it"
I'm not sure that was the best time to talk about "opening portals."
@@stephenriggs8177 well he didn't, different scene. Hogwarts probably paid good money for the reporters to make Clortho look bad so they can rack up that tuition money.
This aged like whiskey
Read this as “monsters” first, i had to take a minute.
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it......why?”
“but I ask again.....why?!?”
WIZARD PEPPA!
Wizard that want to fly...without a broom
John Wick in training lol
"Lester, you don't have to show them that..."
That shit had me dead 😂😂😂
Let's be real. Clortho is safer than Hogwarts. Bigglesby would probably actually stop Death Eater Kids, find Dark Marks, etc. Ain't no giant snakes petrifying people for a whole year. Ain't no dementors disrupting sports. Ain't no Dark Lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year. Ain't no teacher impersonation for a year. Ain't no 3 headed dog behind a first year spell locked door. Probably no BS house cup crap to divide the students over nothing important. Ain't no potions teacher being racist to everyone not in green.
Exactly!
Hahaha this comment is fantastic!
@hunterperreira5610 Fantastic Comments and Where to Find Them.
"Aint no dark lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year". Lol
You really took the time to write
Imagine being all your childhood expecting a letter from Hogwarts and instead you recieve one from the Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards.
I would join that..
Then after graduating, you can be in active participation in the society from Vegas, where you collect used props from the floor while working for a washed up magician too coked up to put on his own ties. - Abracadabra!
LOOOOOL IM DEAD
Lmfaooo that'd be some sheeit
I think that's for squibs
"20% of Clortho's annual budget is spent on daycare for hell spawn born out of wedlock"
This skit is pure genius
I like how this implies that there is hellspawn born within wedlock and are covered for
I am sorry, can anyone please explain that part?🙏
@@finegentleman7820 Daycare for the teenage mom's demon baby is paid for by the school so the mom can still attend. So when the head of security said 1 in 5 girls get pregnant by a demon, he was serious since 1/5 of their budget goes to helping take care of the babies.
@willbrown6298 He said, "1 in 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby," which also implies that there are already young mothers who have given birth to their hellspawn demon childs. Now I just got to know who the hell this demon guy is. I have no clue what he offers these girls for probably half the female student body to be, or have been, pregnant with it's demonic child.
"But they are good kids"
Why do I get the feeling that Peele found that googley eye somewhere and then made a whole sketch to be able to use it
That’s that famous inspiration 😂!
Even though it was Key that was wearing it the whole time lol
Interesting video.
It looks like CGI for some reason.
It's literally an eye-piece from harry potter tho lmao
I love how Jackson still has hope in his students and actually wants to give them a good education.....and in contrast Lester has just given up all hope.
Honestly, that propably works best for the school; the truly bad kids can't fool Lester like they might Jackson, and the actual good kids in a bad situation have someone (Jackson) in their corner, supporting and encouraging them, despite others (Lester) judging them based on the actions of their peers..
Jackson is putting up a front for the cameras, nothing more. When he foregts about the tv, he's all "I'll turn you into a SPIDER!" and the smile is gone.
@@jeronimo196when I was growing up, the teachers that cared the most would still talk to you like that lol. I had a teacher that grew up across the street from me, she was my older sister's best friend. Can't tell you how many times she got in my face and whispered "lil ngga if you don't..."
My bad Ms. Boucher damn.
That's just because Parnabus is the one SELLING the pixie dust and want silencers to the students! Ref. The Substitute.
@@jeronimo196yeah lester is just being real here he wants to help the kids by getting more funding for the school showing how bad it really is. Jackson just wants to act he is running a top tier school
holy shit do you just take everything at face value?
no he is the principle trying to make his school seem better than it is so that more parents will enroll.
They actually took the time to come up with 35 extra wizard school names just for the leaderboard
I mean about half of them are repetitions from the previous names
And some of em came from jk Rowling herself.
the #2 school is just ‘magic place’ in japanese lmao
@@boy6821 That's actually an official Wizard school in the Potterverse.
@@Mongler37 would've never expected that
I would pay a lot of money to see this movie.
How much money?
More than the price of a ticket?
Pay with magic?
@@ServingKant42069 well, depending on how much more, you can make your own movie version and BAM you got the movie you wanted. its just a matter of how much money you are willing to spend or better yet how much money you got!!! :-P
Mahesa Anabrang facts
No joke, this would be a legitimately good show.
I do aagree bro!
Yes it would
Totally!
According to RUclips, it is a show.
so much untapped potential with the harry potter IP
OMGGG 1:59 "normally we're not allowed to touch the students like this in human form, but when they're a cat, we have at it" LOLOLOL
He doesn't even say "a cat" just "cat" which is a million times funnier
“One poor student turned himself into a cat and they can’t afford to turn him back!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s staying as a pussy fu ever
Black cat
Yet others are able to turn into rats just to play practical jokes.
I guess he messed up his animagus potion. 🧪
@@TheCererean guess they teach how to make animagus potions
"How ya gonna be using an invisible cloak when I can see ya tagging the damn wall!?"
Genius pure comedic genius.
Better question why did they need a legendary artifact to hide themselves at all when they could just.... enchant the paint can to tag the walls by itself.
@@PollexTheCat that would have involved paying enough attention in Charms to be able to perform such an enchantment. Easier to just nick an invisibility cloak and put it on.
So pure that Jordan was breaking character from laughing too much
I was dying 😂
@@PollexTheCat harry's cloak was legendary because it lasted forever but there are tons of mundane invisibility cloaks out there.
"The babies are evil, but, the mothers, are good kids." 😂
How matter of factly he says it is so good, "oh yeah the kids - they are evil!" 😂
I love it, the mothers are good "kids".
@@americantoastman7296 +++a
@@sharonw4325 yeah because they're all teenagers xD you can tell Clortho is somewhere near Detroit or new york
Sounds like the high school I went to
I actually graduated from Clortho's almost a decade ago. Sad to see how downhill it's gone. I'm gonna have to rethink about going to my 10 year reunion.
Facts
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it. Why? But I ask again, why?”
To silently cast spells
Bombada maxima.
Avada kedvara my nigga
It's like quote from a Tarantino movie
GabeTheCat thanks for informing the deaf people of just one line -_-
“Here’s a wand wid a silencer on it. Why?”
To not wake up the demon babies. They have a daycare.
That's how security got hiz lazy eye
@@chadwarden1179 He did actually say "ask" probably by a mistake.
@Mø Nälayé he didn't do it tho.
America that’s why
TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY AND MAKE THIS A SERIES.
yes please!
Please
We need people signing the petition on change.org to get support behind making this a movie or series!
It’s like What We Do In The Shadows.
lol definitely needs to happen
I never realized until now how stressful it would be to live in a world where you have no idea if any animal or insect could be a transformed wizard, I mean imagine stepping on a bug and suddenly it turns into a smeared human being, that would mess you up
Worse, imagine them never turning back and finding out that little timmy is missing.
I imagine that’s why the teachers at Howarts always seemed so chill to have students almost dying. They got used to it
I wonder if this is how Polymorph USED to work in dnd until one person got fed up of being scarred and decided they were gonna find a workaround.
“The babies are evil, but the mothers, they good kids”
Genius line
FBI has joined the chat room *
@@leofong8344 I don't think their is much the FBI can do about magic.😐
Then when he follows up with the line, “As we say at Clorthos...uh...There’s never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect!” It’s like the epic “This guuuy” moment. The implications of what he was alluding to are so damned wrong but it still had my sides busting wide open. Couldn’t breath for a good few minutes directly after. I’m better now though lol. But he without a doubt is the ultimate villain bar none! It’s so unbelievably funny!
@Underground Frenchy man shut the fuq up. Keep that to the political and news channels. Let people laugh at a video and read.funny comments, you troll/bot.
The only wizard Voldemort ever feared was Parnabus Jackson.
i dunno that Lester Bigglesby’s clearly a force to be reckoned with
That’s LORD Voldemort to you sir. Filthy mud blood.
And the only wizard Paranabus would ever fear is the IRS...
He would turn him into a spider
@@CueLash HA!
I wouldn't mind watching 8 films about Clortho Public School for Wizards
Honestly I think it would be better as a series .
At this point JKR couldn't help herself. They'd be doing her a favor by boosting her again. I'd love to see it though!
Real talk? Would watch it.
it would probably be like watching “Lean on Me” with magic 8 different times lol
Agreed, more along the lines of a series, but agreed. This would actually be friggin' AMAZING!
How on earth was this not made into a full series. Ah man the silencer on the wand got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There should be a whole series about this
Also “ a wand with a silencer”😂
Yeah. Honestly, do wizards even need to add silencers on their wands? Nonverbal spells would do the job just fine.
@@red_five3325 its just a hood thing, ive seen guys with hydraulics on their bicycles 😂😂
My personal favorite: ruclips.net/video/v-Li9-s2rBk/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/MkOwip3_xX0/видео.html
@@J8den hydraulics on a bike how does that work?
@@TelikiMouse badly I assume.
Red_Five extra silence for hitman wizards (wiz hitters) and to you my friend in the OG comment. Id watch it all day
a wand with a silencer OMFG
Why? And again I ask WHY?
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder Lol what if it was a flash suppressor
I started cracking up at that point
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder you must be fun at parties
Or you shoot them up
🤷🏾♂️
SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder don’t be that guy. The first suppressor was marketed and trademark as silencer. That name was used for years and either term is acceptable.
I lost it when he pulled out the wand with a silencer 😂😂😂
Why?
But I ask again: _Why?!_
Greetings. You have 343 likes.
Suppressor
Same bro
Well whatever it was you lost I hope you find it
I know this is an old clip. But this was my first time seeing it. I'm still catching my breath and drying my tears from that Swiffer line. Damn. 🤣
"Lester!"
The first time I have ever seen this and I’m crying lol
I like how Lester actually cares about the kids and just wants them to have better brooms :(
I'm not sure he really wants them to have better brooms. He mainly likes decrying the state of the school and their society.
"We got 2 lil niggas on swiffers"
And then a guy flies by on one had me dead😂
My dad used to work as a teacher in Baltimore and the happiest I ever saw him was when the high school kid who tore his shoulder muscle showed him his EMT certification. The staff care about kids a lot, they're just too wore down by silliness. They celebrated the end of the school year by throwing a fraternity-level party, only instead of vodka and Fireball and a ton of kegs they had Ole Smoky and Woodford Reserve and filled up a kiddie pool with jungle juice. Doesn't matter if they're inner-city or rural schools, a public school teacher can drink you under the table.
Funny how it’s depicted 😅. But a true example of how school administration wants to hush up everything, saying “things couldn’t be better!” When they aren’t 😅😬
@@erniemonteros7509 lol he's technically not wrong. doublespeak at its finest. can't make it better with no budget.
Ironically,your children would probably be safer at Clortho's than they would be at Hogwarts
And they can find their students in a day instead of a few years
👀
At Hogwarts they be killing they head master
LOL, at least Clortho's will never involve their students and teachers into an all-out-war with dark lord
@@jasonjonathansalim8274 shiiiiiiiiit.... id ride me a swiffer any day, be flying by people yelling "You just got dusted bitch!"
Vincent Clortho HS is brilliant.
Always appreciate a solid Ghostbusters ‘84 shout out…
Oddly enough though, their student death rate is way below Hogwarts.
I never thought about that but you’re probably right 😂
@@Zarryon12 Adava kedavra? Pssht. Meet avtomat kalashnikova.
@@captainjirk9564 hello, comrade
*Alakablam*
YOOOO I'M THE 666TH LIKE
Poor Jamar can't turn back into human form. He's stuck as a cat wearing a durag.
Ms.Bubs4fun lol I didn’t see the Durag 🤣😂🤣😂
I'm dead 😂
Ms.Bubs4fun shut up
Yo!! I was dyin lol, that shit had my gut hurtin 😂😂😂
quikskopr bro96
Looks like somebody is on their period
The amount of research they did for this is actually surprisingly good. They even included other actually canon schools.
Ahh, yes. The Beauxbatons.
Especially, the Beauxbatons.
@Rooster Sauce You know the all girls thing is only an invention of the movies. ALL wizarding schools in canon are actually co-ed just like Hogwarts.
@@wondertome2023 all wizarding schools are co-ed in canon.
What about Ilvermorny?
I slowed it down and read the list. It's really cute!
1:35 Do yourself a favor and pause intermittently to read as many of the school names as you can. Someone clearly had a blast writing these.
"Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards"😂😂😂
I love the 'Dark Arts Technical School'. A serious Death Eater recruiting ground, there!
My favorite is "Snagglin' Trippers Education Center". Yet Vincent Clortho is lagging
"This a wand with silencer. Why? But I ask again, WHY?"
I laughed way to hard on that. Keegan's delivery is just perfect.
One of my favorites!!
You could hide a .22 barrel inside it.
Quiet casting perk
“The babies are evil.. but the mothers, they’re good kids!”
😂
Are the daddies deadbeat demon daddies?
Ma'am they just summon a demon and its currently destroying half the grand magic court
Nope my baby didn't do that they good kids
They need sex ed, like how to put a condom on a demon dick!
Adiguna Bahari this principal spewing facts
Ain't no denying it!
The swiffer's line gets me every time.
same hahah best line
still killing me
Yup. 😂😂😂
Lesta!
😭
Key as the jaded high school security officer is brilliant 😂😂
Ah so this is where Key taught in the inner city that made him such a hardened substitute teacher
I was just thinking that. Lol
I gotta watch that again.
D-NICE!
It's also great that he was able to get his eye repaired. I guess Muggles are good for something.
Mr. Garvey.
Say it right, right now!
I’m sad this is all there is. It’s like an amazing trailer for a movie that will never exist.
they could still do a "revisited" episode later with some of the graduates or drop outs
Omg so true couldn’t agree more!
I'd recommend "The Magicians" series on SyFy, it comes pretty close to the video.
Karmonger is it any good?
@@jasonarmstrong5750 It's one of the best shows for me personally. Basically a mature version of Harry Potter. Well worth the watch.
At least the teachers are actually involved in protecting the students here. The most you'd get at Hogwarts is someone asking you if you put your name in the goblet of fire... calmly.
" H A R R Y D I D Y O U P U T Y O U R N A M E I N T H E G O B L E T O F F I R E ? "
@@stevenconley9527 in the book he was calm. Dumbledore only freaked out on Harry in the movie.
Freaking out doesn't help. Panic just causes more problems. You must calmly assess the situation and then take steps to resolve it.
@@sometimessnarky1642 Yeah that was the joke.
@@stevenconley9527 Dumbledore asked calmly.
Voldemort would not have had a chance with these students😂😂😂😂
Who do you think stole his nose?
@@janetracer XDDDD
Dumbledore would not have a Chance in a duel against Parnabus
Hell Dumbledore would jump off the balcony by himself after seeing the conditions of wizard education in 'Murica.
@janetracer LMAO 🤣 Good one! Voldemort found out early and doesn't f**k around with Clothos, lol!
"One kid got transformed into a cat and they can't even afford to change him back"
Poor Jamar
@@innertubez Jamurr
Normally you not allowed to touch the students like this when they’re in human form, but when they’re cats we just have at it.
Go Broncos
@@stevefilms1997 hahahahahah this still got me crying
If this was a legit show I'd binge watch it. For some reason, the kid on the swiffer zooming by in the background made me laugh my ass off.
I read this comment right when the kid went zooming by🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂💯💥💥💥
it's even funnier that it's the school's only white kids on swiffers
How do we get this show kicked off? I seriously think it's a very good idea. Turn that pish posh wizard image, throw in some American inner-city school story trope. Brilliant!
@@Rogue_Nine416 White people who live in the ghetto are usually the poorest people in the ghetto. Because you KNOW they either don't have money to leave, or theyre too old to care.
Scary thing is that there were schools ranked Below them!!
Well, Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts is clearly a bad school and then McZee's Bunker, _Bunker_ ?
Clortho's still scored in the 24% percentile on standardized tests. I fear the other 23%.
Imagine that, now that was insane lol
They may score lower, but at least there is less violence around
I need to know what daggermist is all about
Babies are evil, but the mothers... They're good kids 😂😂😂 had me in stitches
That is probably my favourite and best delivered line of the sketch 😂
Only thing wrong with this was that it was waaaaaaaaay too short.
That's a fact
Agreed.
Are you listening, Netflix?
@@vazquezb2011 Yes my child, but that stays our little secreat, ok?
Ain't no denying it!
I love how Lester has a staff, there needs to be more wizards with a staff.
Biff's Staff from Back to the Future 2 at that
And it has a knob on the end...
*laughs in Harry Dresden*
Thats why gandalf would kick Dumbledore's ass
It's because Moody had a staff, and Lester is obviously an analog to Moody
"Tyrone is that, is that... No that's an actual rat."
DEAD
Rattatoui
No it’s a ratatouille yo! 😂
Well that rat will be
🤣🤣🤣
I knew it was coming and I still died laughing lmao
2:22 The way Jackson says "Lester!!" right here is so natural!
"We got two lil' n----s on swiffers." Jesus.
That cracked me up ! :)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best line in the skit..
You called
Got me on the floor
“We got two little ****** on swiffers” 😂😂😂 dead
Same. That’s when I died 😂
@@angelique82mon You just never know what they’re going to say and I did not expect that 😂
same
Lester!
Shame that no one ride on roomba :v
I wanted to see all the school names but couldn't find a comment listing them all, so I did it myself:
1) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry
2) Mahoutokoro
3) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A.
4) Durmstrang Institute
5) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
6) Academy of War Mages
7) Arcane Order
8) Blackwell's School of Spells
9) Conservatory of Spell Binding
10) Darklore
11) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery
12) Forathmire
13) Hall of Tomes
14) Ithellian College of Magic and Science
15) Korumoch School of Wizarding
16) Ornisem's Academy
17) Sarribella's House of Seers
18) Seminary, The
19) Tower of Arcanology
20) Tower of High Wizardry
21) University of Aridorn - College of Magic
158) Yorth East
159) Beeble Weeble's Newt School
160) Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
161) Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
162) West Magic High School
163) Marbury Knob
164) Goblin Conservatory
165) Succorius
166) Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
167) Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
168) Snagglin Tripper's Education Center
169) Magician's Learning Plaza
170) Jason Ruiz's Public School for Boys
171) Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
172) Daggermist Potions and Spells School
173) Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
174) McZee's Bunker
175) Dark Arts Technical Institute
Dark Arts Tech lol gpthese are great thanks for posting
I bestow the highest honor i can for all the work you have done to make this comment a like and reply
Mczee’s bunker just stands out for me, sounds like something you’d read in a newspaper ad but you’d overlook thinking it’s a scam
Let's be serious: The Academy of War Mages is the one and only choice
Some of the names are quite fascinating. I suspect they might interest fanfiction writers.
this skit is so underrated! it could have been a whole movie by itself it's so creative and full of details :D
"The babies are evil, but the mothers, they're good kids."
I almost died, I swear.
saved your comment as the like was at 666...preserved forever in my archive
Yydyddyduyr
TittyWinks Hilarious!!!
"Is that Tyrone? Tyro... oh, that's an actual rat"
lowkey dissapointed he didnt yell "oh shit! thats a rat!" then start dancing
gabe jacob not funny, didn’t laugh
@@acn3238thanks, was just hoping for a meme reference. i got one but not the one i expected
Same thing
@@dr.stoner7341 This was made before that meme came out. 2012-2015 is when this was aired.
“The babies are evil, but mother are good kids”
-Parnabus Jackson
Well you know, a classic case of girls falling in love with bad boys
@@duyle-ej6ty Those demons are hawt
Demon boys got big D****s
@@redflame300 now how would you know that... interesting bit of information?
@@redflame300 umhum. So where did you get your research source?? Lmao
The fact the cat is still wearing his doo rag... I mean Jamar. 😅😅😅
nobody finna talk about how the cat has a whole durag
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I DIEDDDDDDDDD.
Kakakakakaka!!!!!😂😂
Lmaooooo you said that and I had to run it back smh
I lost my shit when i noticed
Key plays the pissed off and done with everything security guard perfectly.
He looks like mad eye
@@padmanabhansreekumar3032 i think that's the joke and point 😂
Most hilarious part is that you kinda know that the dude is the only thing holding the whole school together.
As a teacher in this kind of environment, I felt his character more than I should have.
There was a man sent from God, whose name was Iohn.
7 The same came for a witnesse, to beare witnesse of the light, that all men through him might beleeue.
8Hee was not that light, but was sent to beare witnesse of that light.
ruclips.net/video/pcq_RU2-A6E/видео.html
Imagine Harry Potter not getting the "Famous Kid Scholarship" and gets sent to Clortho's, where hes placed into House Levandrius
Nah he would be in house La'darious
I'd watch that movie
Nah he would of been put in House Gozer for sure.
Harry’s gonna learn about a new form of currency, Wizarding street CRED
he wouldve popped voldemort with a glock! 😂 rather than the elderwand backfire!
I almost faint from laughter. This should be a series on its own!!! You have at least 3 stories right there!!
1. School Series - Head of security life
2. Youth Series - Euphoria esque
2. Sport Series - Quidditch Underdogs
Watching his soul die when he says “Wizard pepper!”
“Unbelievable”
I don't understand the metaphor
happened just as I read this comment lol
@@damienasmodeus928 wizard pepper is a metaphor for spice
Spice melange?
@@damienasmodeus928 cocaine, it means cocaine...
Not gonna lie, the Dark Arts Technical Institute sounds like a fun school.
I saw that and thought the same.
That is so my type. I would be such a good Dark Magician. And I am definitely not weak to succumb to absolute darkness.
@@fuadnebir4950 big tiddy goth witch GF
I don't know if they neglect to teach the dark arts but Academy of War Mages sounds alot better to me. DA Tech is ranked even below Clortho but AWM is up there in the top 10 for one thing and sounds like it's still pretty badass.
“no unforgivables on the hallways!!”
The durag on the cat’s head and the Ghostbusters Reference are really under appreciated gems in this sketch 😂
Oh god i missed the durag! lmao
what ghostbusters reference
@@iGaveLiaHIV Vincent Clortho, the name of the school, was in reference to Rick Moranis' demon-posses alter ego (aka, the Keymaster) from the original Ghostbusters.
@@iGaveLiaHIV Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster, Herald of Gozer. One of the demon dogs that possesses Rick Moranis
I loved that this wasn't even the worst ranked school on the list...😂
OMG, go frame by frame on that list as it scrolls!
The fact that this cat has a durag just made this video that much better
Its cool....alot of pu- ssies wear durags
Is it Keanu?
“We got two little n***** on swiffers.”
I don’t know why, but that absolutely murdered me.
Because white people love them some ghetto jokes
Boring 5 you wack
@@boring5357 how do you know they are white tho?
@@Abbandoneer Because white people love them some ghetto jokes
Me too lol.
In case anyone was interested in the names of schools and where they came from at 1:36
1. Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
2. Mahoutokoro _(Harry Potter Universe)_
3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A _(Harry Potter Universe)_
4. Durmstrang Institute _(Harry Potter Universe)_
5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic _(Harry Potter Universe)_
6. Academy of War Mages _(World of Khoras)_
7. Arcane Order _(Seems to be associated with a bunch of different Universes, but it seems D&D 2e is the most popular association with this name)_
8. Blackwell's School of Spells _(Khoras)_
9. Conservatory of Spell Binding _(Khoras)_
10. Darklore _(Khoras, probably)_
11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery _(Khoras)_
12. Forathmire _(Khoras)_
13. Hall of Tomes _(Khoras)_
14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science _(Khoras)_
15. Korumoch School of Wizarding _(Khoras)_
16. Ornisem's Academy _(Khoras)_
17. Sarribella's House of Seers _(Khoras)_
18. Seminary, The _(Seems this was made up, since a Seminary is a religious school where one learns to be a minister or member of the clergy, or w/e)_
19. Tower of Arcanology _(Khoras)_
20. Tower of High Wizardry _(Dragonlance Universe)_
21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic _(Khoras)_
It then skips, but it seems they made the rest of these names up themselves.
158. Yorth East
159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School
160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
162. West Magic High School
163. Marbury Knob
164. Goblin Conservatory
165. Succorius
166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Centre
169. Magicians's Learning Plaza
170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys
171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School
173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
174. McZee's Bunker
175. Dark Arts Technical Institute
In case anyone was wondering, the Khoras Universe is a homebrew fictional campaign setting for tabletop RPG's like Dungeons and Dragons. Dragonlance is a shared universe that started off as a D&D setting, but has since expanded to include novels and a bunch of other properties.
u fucking mad lad
Thank you for the history lesson, I actually appreciated it❤🙏
I didn't see "The Gatekeeper's School for Girls" on that list.
@@shantbe wtf are you talking about?
@@Crowbars2 It was Zuul the gatekeeper, minion of Gozer joke. My god watch the movie. Damn!
That delivery of the word "spider" was perfect
“We normally cant touch the Students, but when there a cat, we just have at it” 😂😂😂😂😂
Was that cat wearing a doo rag?
@@nathanrodriguez780 Yes. Yes it is.
*they're
@@nathanrodriguez780 i didn't even notice that, now I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣
@@justSunny7 😂😂😂
They need to turn this wizard school skit into a real movie or series
Hear hear! Make it happen key and Peele
Bruh dead ass
Exactly what i was going to comment.
I would 100% be down for that
YES, I AGREE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"One out of five girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby" 😂😂
They are good kids.
@@atillafiliz6591 But the babies are definitely evil.
There's no denying.
"1 outta 5!"
4 out of 5 girls are rejected by demons
Parnabus: "The kids know that the only way to fly is....."
Lester: "WIZARD PEPPER!"
🤣🤣😂😂
Durmstrang and Beauxbatons actually showed up in the books, but the fact that they got Mahoutokoro in there at 1:36 says a lot about the background research they actually did, since that is obscure as shit
As I remember, the Salem Witches' Institute is also from Harry Potter, isn't it
@@cameronhodgetts920 It is.
@@witchsorrowful1918 thought so
Nerds
@@3.5b yeah. That's the point
"The kids know that the only way to fly-"
"WIZAHD PEPPEH!"
"Unbelievable!"
Dead. I dieded.
It’s like he lost faith in humanity when the wizard pepper was revealed
I know that bit killed me.
that dime bag was looking more like an oz
@@groyperfuhr4871 Pixie Dust is rather easy to come by nowadays. Quite sad
It's because of those Southern warlocks who mix it all in a giant vat that looks like a cauldron.
I want an entire series about Lester’s daily life as a magical security guard at this school!
Tanya Uchiha yessssss!!!!!
"Half the team here 're riding mops"😂😂😂😂😂
"Teachers are not allowed to zap students!"
"I aint no teacher... Im the new quidditch coach.. "
-Coach Kenverus Carter
Nice reference 😉
He will suplex you.
Is that a madtv reference
"we got two lil' ****** on swiffers" I COULDN'T TAKE IT
🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣🤣
Lol.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riding mop 🤣
Laughed harder than I have all year
They should've made a movie out of this. This is definitely one of their best skits.
Yah, not that "Bright" shit taking everything seriously.
I would watch the Hell out of a whole Show of this!
The fact the School is named after Vince from Ghostbusters killed me!
Top Wizarding Schools:
1. Hogwart's (sp) School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
2. Mahoutokoro
3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A.
4. Durmstrang Institute
5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
6. Academy of War Mages
7. Arcane Order
8. Blackwell's School of Spells
9. Conservatory of Spell Binding
10. Darklore
11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery
12. Forathmire
13. Hall of Tomes
14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science
15. Korumoch School of Wizarding
16. Ornisem's Academy
17. Sarribella's House of Seers
18. Seminary, The
19. Tower of Arcanology
20. Tower of High Wizardry
21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic
158. Yorth East
159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School
160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
162. West Magic High School
163. Marbury Knob
164. Goblin Conservatory
165. Succorius
166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Center
169. Magician's Learning Plaza
170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys
171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School
173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
174. McZee's Bunker
175. Dark Arts Technical Institute
So many of these sound like schools that would really exist in the HP universe. I don't know if they used some kind of name generator or came up with all of these themselves, but I just want to know what 22-157 are now!
you're my hero
@@corgikun2579 Happy to help!
harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Wizarding_school
Based on the wiki, 2. Mahoutokoro is the Japanese wizarding school. 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic is in France, 4. Durmstrang Institute is in Scandinavia. So at least some of these are actual Harry Potter wizard schools.
Yeah, I knew I recognized a few of them. I was looking more at like, Saribella's House of Seers or Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted. Lol
Zansi beabuxtons and durmstangs is real school in harry potter
who else would pay money to see this as an hour long movie
Sign the petition to make it a movie here; www.change.org/p/jordan-peele-clortho-inner-city-wizarding-school-the-movie-series
Me
I know it would be good!!
Forget one movie, I want a 10 episodes mini series!
Mini-series? This would be a multi Emmy award winning series with at least six seasons!
“..has the highest incidence of *wizard-on-wizard* violence in America.” Lmaoo
🤷🏼♂️😭😭
Why does only 10 to 13 percentage of the population commit about 50 percent of the cri-
*_gets labeled a wacist wizard supreemacist_*
@@thehavoccompany-a3 hey thats wacist
@@thehavoccompany-a3 Because the system is rigged against them
Hogwarts probably has more wizard on wizard violence. They had a literal war in that school.
3 minutes of pure joy. Can’t imagine the work that went into this. More imagination and creativity in this video than some new movies
“Abracadabra school for special needs wizards” ahaha
lmao also someone in another comment pointed out how that school was ranked way higher than Clortho.
How about “jason ruiz’s school for wayward boys” 🤣
at least they're not last
Ranked 161...not...too...bad
TheAzenderszz “Beeble Weeble’s Newt School”