He Wasn’t Ready for the Hologram - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2019
- A former military operative comes out of retirement to take on a new mission, but a lot’s changed since he’s been gone.
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She gave herself away when she said she hadn’t heard of Decker before. Nice try, Agent Jackson.
Once she said that....Decker knew she was with Arachnid. 😂😂👊
Absolutely! Good work gentlemen. LMAO
I like how they included the The Lucifer reference with the name.
lol
superbad8008 😂
So Decker actually survived the head shot? What an absolute mad lad.
I dnt get the joke. Was he in another skit?
@@michaelaustin1253 yes he was
Hashirama Senju I think this comes before the other skit but I’m not positive
I think this happened before he was shot in the head because he isn’t retired here yet
@@rebelsouljaz Do you not read my boy.
In the description, it says he's a Former military operative, coming out of retirement.
The fact he's wearing woodland camo in the desert is a wonderfully underappreciated detail.
Very true. In the late eighties and into Desert Shield and Storm, a lot of our gear was still woodland. We often had to "mud" our vehicles so they would dry with a coat of dirt and sand, so they wouldn't stand out.
LOL, I didn't even notice that until you pointed that out. Nice.
All of our body armor in Iraq was woodland camo 🤷♂️
@@Apache32D We called our hummer the "humpity hump" because it was totally mix-matched and ran like $#it. Our hood was held together by brackets and was OD green. Not even woodland. We had a tan driver's side door that kept falling off when going off-road, and then both of our windows broke when the left front ball joint (?) broke and sent me face-first into the weapon system after which I had to be medevaced.
You have obviously never been in the military or get all your military info from Call of Duty.
I wish theyd make a whole movie like this i could watch decker do everything wrong but everything work out haha
That sounds like an award winning plot
Johnny English
@@HZAexNB LMAO you beat me to it
Also Mr. Magoo
Didn’t they make a cat movie.
Finding a Key and Peele sketch you haven’t watched is like finding $20 in your pocket
Yessir
Amen
finding a comment you already saw 5 times is like finding shit in your pocket
Very original. FY
It's actually better than that .....it's like finding 1,000 dollars in your pocket
When youre a spy and wear a necklace to reveal that youre a spy.
flashbacks about how her husband died and gave her the necklace and now she is seeking revenge, etc.
R.B. Nguyen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And you wear a CIA shirt
It sounds like you have never been part of an evil corporation before. It's really standard practice in the industry.
nah its for the other spies to recognize her
The best part about this skit is that someone went through the time to make a very detailed CGI model for a hologram to have it purposefully ignored.
but it was... the focus of the whole sketch
Holograms aren’t that difficult to make
@@LazarusIsBackBaby but 80% of the focus goes to Jordan
also tracking, compositing, and rotoing so good on em
@@__N7 Put up or shut up!
He's like a caveman seeing fire for the first time.
😂
the first part of your reference might be true
Your observation is correct.
😂 or everyone getting the upgraded version of the metaverse.
He's still alive, he really did catch those bullets. A true retired military specialist indeed.
This was him back in the day...
A former military operative comes out of retirement to take on a new mission, but a lot’s changed since he’s been gone. Read the description dumbass
@@sigspearthumb8856 back in what day ten days ago? Obviously not back in the day since he is such a goof and not a good agent anymore
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
@@noxustds He is referencing the Key and Peele skit called "Retired Military Specialist" :(((( u new here, boi?
Guess he survived that head shot after all?? Impressive
I was thinking the same thing lmao
not hard to survive when you catch the bullet
😂😂 that's video was hilarious, especially when he was trying to catch the bullet.
@@filipeg2543 Made me laugh xD
I think this takes place before
"It's not a laser."
"Tomato, tomato!"
😂😂killed me
Decker walking away then turning around toward the correct direction are those subtle Key & Peele details I love!
He was scanning the perimeter actually ;)
That was not subtle.
The way he hops to it 😭😭😭
define subtle
Very American to call that subtle.
I want a whole movie with Decker as the main character
So many sketches deserve their own movie!
Damn right
I would love that lol
They already made that movie, it's called MacGruber.
ruclips.net/video/zA-EqQhF_9o/видео.html
The look on Decker's face when he says, "Good job, Decker!"
Brilliant.
0:29 i can't stop laughing at this😂😂
Lml right
Followed by the smooth turn 🤣
Bruh same this had me dead 😂😂😂😂 shit happened to me once at a new job 😅
Ikr😂 we just assume from all our agent drama experiences that people of different parties just know which way to go once they’re a team.
From this video, you learn two things:
1) He survived the bullet to the head.
2) He is really the Loco one in the gang.
define survived.
And still won't sit
@@kiki4910 Natural selection.
Now he has a platinum chip to find.
consequencesss
Decker is the real life embodiment of the saying, “Fake it ‘till you make it.”
DoNothing or hold my beer
@@jaymz7872 no
Pretty sure he made it and lost it.
You missed the point of the skit i think...he already made it hes just too old to do the job
Look how he threw that knife haha definitely USED to be a badass hahahaha
Decker literally started walking in the opposite direction of the general😂😂😂
2:54 I don't know why but Decker's "He's here!" always gets me 😂
2:52
*Decker: I guess I could come out of retirement.*
*General: No. No need. Just a recommendation will do.*
😂😂😂
I came out of retirement against advice given to me and got shot in the head
CONSEQUENCES
ALRIGHT...I'll do it
He recommended himself
You sly son of a bitch, you always knew how to push my buttons
This man gave the hologram a Mortal Kombat combo...
This comment gonna be on top
This woman sounds like she voiced Sonya in MKX.
wat dont u ever in yo life compare MK to Decker lol PS. MK11 IS MY JAM
Deandre Celestine
You got it on psn?
I'm exactly the Six hundred and sixty sixth like
PLEASE Key & Peele, make this into a FULL MOVIE!!! I didn't want this skit to end!
I love that this implies that Decker survived and fully recovered from four point blank bullet wounds (one of which was to the head) and the General was so impressed that he changed his mind and brought him to Afghanistan.
They may have happened in the other order
@@andrewz5981 yeah maybe…probably…but I like my version better. It makes less sense.
Honestly anyone would react like that to a real-life, functional hologram.
It's pretty standard these days, boomer!
We have functional holograms what are you talking about.
@@Kuraakka not like that though
@@cannedhumans Yes bringing back dead actors is just not that impressive, or Imaging Spectrograph also just doesnt exist.
@@Kuraakka they're impressive still, all technology is, but they're strictly perspective based, it's all mirrors and smoke
I would GLADLY watch a feature-length movie starring Decker. Somebody get on that!
aClockworkTomato Black Falcon! Get on that!
@@kdburns It's purple falcon!!! You racist POS, lol
Johnny English
Him and Magruber would be an awesome team.
Need a full movie on this
Decker wasn’t prepared for terries in a laser-made model, but sure did draxx tha sklounst of that double-agent lady. Tomato, tomato.
You gotta get that hypothetical on that clavicle to truly be safe.
"I don't like orders, and i don't play by the rules..." 😂😂
I love how at the start he walks in the wrong direction lolol
Hubba hubba
Hahaha so good 😂
The subtle tells in these skits really put the icing on the cake.
Lmao
and the hologram actually give him a caution: hot coffee
That skip though lol
Lessons learned:
1. When someone gets stabbed, check the victim’s pendant
2. That fancy technology was bright
It's like loot drop, the npc ded and dropped a quest item
Actually, its when someone hot gets stabbed, go for the boobs and accidentally find a pendant of the enemy on them. Gotta see those once she can't say no...and you find out she's a spy means its totally ok to do.
Checks the pulse on her neck. Always the procedure. If there’s a pulse then they save her. Simple, then saw an unusual necklace army men don’t wear jewelry
"It's not a laser, it's a hologram" - when hologram is actually a laser :D "tomato - tomato" :D
That pendant was dr bright
Decker's soo good he killed the plot twist of the finale at the beginning of the movie
Im happy to see Decker survived from that headshot.
*AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
“I trust you heard of me” ....”actually, no I haven’t”...lol 😂 “ohhh, hubba hubba” 😆
Lmao best line of the skit.
When he said "Tomato Tomato" I felt that.
ikr? Holograms are made using lasers
Dammit you beat me to it!
The there he is part had me dying like decker seems like an incompetant moron but i honestly just get the archer vibe like and assholish irrisponsible badass type thing like he just does this shit to fuck with the general
@@kevinmartin2961 this guy gets it
profound as shit
This sketch never gets old 😆🤣
This character deserves a feature length film.
"Let's zoom into the interior"
"Yeah, let's zoom into the interiOOOOOOOH!"
That part killed me
🤣
His reactions are hilarious lol
R.I.P.
Don't forget the heavy breathing afterwards.
The part after that killed Agent Jackson
Decker might be good.
I mean he survived a gutshot, headshot...
This was before
Nerulon Skyven I see you’ve heard of him?
@@madikazhykarim5672 Actially no, he hasn't.
BadWalmartCustomerService.Com ohhh, hubba hubba
He had a previous clip.
Foreshadowing at 0:36 she looks when he says “we have to get you in and resolve this from the inside” as she is a spy herself
Jimenez would have identified she is a spy long before decker did
Bro why does Peele look like endgame Thor.
It's actually a old character
Asad Sajan um, yea no one asked
@@asadhollow6477 shut up
Looks similar to guy in Crack The Sky video.
Why does Endgame Thor look like Peele? 🤔
A real military specialist heals his own bullet wounds
Lets exchange subscription 😉
Mix Watch prescriptions?
Let's switch transmissions?
🤣
This proves he survived the headshot and therefore is the greatest military specialist to ever exist.
I bet he can break peoples necks with a Frisbee.
Nothin better than a skit of Key and Peele we haven’t seen!
Isaiah Schuette How have you not seen this? It was years ago. 🤣
@@sp-404hypnodiqsoundjunkie8 most people, including me, have only seen the skits that have been uploaded on RUclips, since we don't have access to Comedy Central on TV (or because RUclips is free)
@@adimib this was on RUclips
this is my first time seeing this too!
I watched the show when it was on and there's a bunch of these I have not seen before.
They need to make a movie out of this character lol
Yeah!
The closest thing I can think of is Macgruber, based off macgyver. I think I got the spelling right, but am too lazy to check.
Joshua Phillips was going to be my suggestion too
Saving private decker lol
Dont you remember this is the guy from Metal Slug X. He is the hostage whole the time.
The production of Key and Peele was unbelievable. They probably spent millions for those props, locations and background. ♥️
I doubt it when we have cgi nowadays.
Deker OP, he's loco and he kills terrys since with great power comes great responsitriligence
Yep, she was tryina get froggy.
This is basically me showing my Grandparents how to operate their phones.
Hopefully without random stabbings.
When my dad tells me to help him with his TV 😂
@Ronald 240Bravo tell em!😹
This is me teaching my dad how to use phones, then he gave up and stop using it altogether
I do that too except its on a daily basis since it's my work😂
I'm glad I get to see so many skits I've never seen before!
Nadir Bait Saleem just look up the show and watch the seasons! Don’t wait for RUclips
@@TheTyler701 I've seen every season and I don't remember this skit. What season and episode was this on?
M.K. Shiro S5: E6
@TheTyler701
There's a season 5?!?!?
Omanxhi Agbaji I’m watching. Spacemov . Com
I would never be able to keep a straight face if I were one of the actors on a key and peel skit
0:38 She looks at him slightly shocked, foreshadowing the twist at the end.
3:17 the hologram actually warns the coffee is hot!
I never noticed that!
Good catch. Now it makes more sense
Omg that’s amazing
Times like this I feel........................like an idiot
I'm mad because in looking at how detailed It was and watching it about 10 times, I see that smoke, he didn't drink it but he def poured it down his shirt n neck. Lol pain for our pleasure
I want to erase my memory of all Key and Peele skits, just to watch them all over again😂
One of the few comedy shows that I can watch repeatedly and still laugh as much as the first time.
Right 😂
I wish I could do that for Breaking bad and SOA
ikr😂
Hell yea
One of the funniest parts of this skit is him walking the wrong way after the conversation at the beginning 😂😂😂😭
Decker's old green camo uniform, when he was in Vietnan. hahahaha love the detail.
" In my day, we made coffee hot".😂🤣
The hologram even cautions him about the hot coffee.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
One cold, depressing day I'll have watched every key and peele sketch and have no more to watch
That's when you rerewatch every single one
Don't think about it.
rent a gun and buy a bullet...
@@notmybuddyguy477 I live in the UK I don't even think you can do that here
just do like the rest of us and re-watch... you'll be ok, ol buddy ;)
"hubba hubba."
turns to walk but went the wrong way. lmao
This is better than most movies. Even the graphics for the hologram is amazing for a small skit like this.
Top notch acting. Love this !
This is one of the best characters peele has ever played. Almost dies of a heart attack when key expands the hologram 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 "Ain't my first rodeo" I'm now wondering if his legendary status was through mistakes or not.
*rodeo
@@youwanagethi Thanks for the correction
The original Forrest Gump.
@@youwanagethi radio
@@soleilsonira4467 hey man look at me rocking out
I'm on the radiooooo
Decker going in opposite direction in attitude was just too good😂 and neither of them gave a shit about it🤣🤣
Lmao i love this Decker character. Too funny. Need more
How many of us wish Key & Peele was still doing skits together!
all of us duhhh
Skits or shits?
Why did they stop
@@A.Diamondss Actually it's because they don't have a contract with comedy central anymore
And my favorite trey King voice saying I'm about to give my opinion surely as we go
Why can't we get an action/comedy movie like this 😂😂🤣
Johnny English has a similar concept
Exactly they should make a film
Check out Hot Fuzz as well
Johnny English duh...
Tropic Thunder
I love how the hologram attempted to warn him that the coffee was hot!
Never noticed that before lol
"Ain't my first rodeo" 😂😂
Some little detailed that you guys prob missed is during 3:16
When the hologram actually warned Decker about the hot coffee
It's the little detail that makes this a masterpiece.
Exactly...!
Great catch!
Oh my god I never noticed that. I always noted a little motion-tracked callout on the coffee but I didn't realise the hologram said CAUTION HOT. That's genius
LOL. I missed that. Made me go back to check it saw it.
Decker would have caught that knife.
Nah Jimenez would have
DEFLECT..EH..ED.. OOOWW
The knife would have stopped mid-air to apologize to Jimenez
His character build is 0 strength 0 intelligence 0 endurance 1% charisma 99% luck
It's more like 10% luck and 20% skill
90% charisma
“In my day we made Coffee hot” 😂💀 soundin like some Max Payne dialouge
0:51 That's how my grandpa acts when Alexa talks after I give a command
Please, make a crowdfunding campaign. We want a Decker The Soldier movie!
This needs to happen 👍
@@usernameisusername No one ever said it was gonna be free. Just that it's somethin' worth payin' extra money for.
@@robertmorris3369 lol. You dont get it.
@@captainrogers4894 nope
@@usernameisusername That's just your opinion. You're cheap if you don't want to spend an extra $3 on a movie. And that's the least I would fund the campaign. $10 at most. If you have the extra $10 bucks you won't ever spend, then it's probably worth it...
A feature length of this character would be so worth it.
"We need to get you in and resolve it from the inside"
*turns right*
Now all we need is an epic battle of Decker and his old enemy, Nikolai Androkovich
Agree!
Wasnt he on call of duty lol
Decker is dead
TheOne111 I don't remember lol
Yes!!!
“Ain’t my first rodeo, totally killed her cause she was an under cover agent”
Key & Peele is the BEST comedy show. I watch these videos over and over and still laugh. Please make a Decker movie.
Peele is a trip yes. I love that character he plays.
Another thing is kudos to production team for the high quality production they do for these sketches. Very professionally done with high attention to detail. They are movie quality.
Don't know why he's so surprise by a hologram. I see them all the time.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Hello there
Your right Obi-Wan KenBlowMe!
😂
Decker: *Screams in agony as hot coffee burns his mouth
Also Decker: "in my day we made coffee hot."
Also love how the hologram was warning him, right in front of his face. 178 F / 81 C.
@@Clarissa_Star lol I didnt even notice that smh
@@Clarissa_Star Good catch! Nicely done by them
He was screaming to let the coffee know who's the boss.
I saw it, didn't need you to repeat it
What a throw! Decker was right he really is as sharp as he ever was and even faster too!
The vocals from Sonne in the back 🔥🔥🔥
General: How the heck do you know she's an undercover agent?
Decker: cOnSeQuEnceS
"Let's zoom into the interior"
"Yea let's zoom in 😲ohhhhhhhhh" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bruh that part was funny asf.
@John Paul 🤣🤣I kept replaying that part
His reaction to the hologram was priceless
00:04 - Gratuitous framing for the target audience of a typical action/combat movie. Much appreciated!
This was before he retired into the jungle.
Technically a prequel.
Nope. It's post jungle
Didn't you hear him? It's not his first rodeo
Yes it doesnt make sense as a sequel but it makes far less sense as a prequel
SERIOUSLY?? And were only getting this now?
@@austinbryan6759 The thing that makes it funny is that he is still alive
Hold up, Decker got shot like 4 or 5 times, right? How's he even alive? Unless he really did catch those bullets...
I think this is the prequel.
@@SylversVolpe Makes sense. Still, I'd prefer to think Decker caught all those bullets, then got stopped by a hologram.
No this is a sequel
@@fundement9836 Haha, I am pretty sure his boss got tired of his shit and executed him on the spot. But, it's a nice dream to have.
This was him back in the day...
0:25 - 0:33 I just noticed he said his line then walked in the wrong direction😂😂😂
Is that actress Lucifer's mom?
In which case, of course she's heard of Decker.
also Number six, annihilator of mankind.
Thank you. My mind is now at peace.
I was also thinking of the same, She is lucifers mom.
Yo thnx for making me remember her😂
Tricia Helfer. I know her as the Cylon from Battlestar Galactica.
When he walked off in the other direction 😂
Seriously though, finding these KnP videos are priceless, thank you to the runners of this channel!
Lol, I wasn't sure if he was walking away from them on purpose.
Lowkey best part of the sketch. Took me a few seconds to realize, and then a few more seconds to LOL into the next scene.
i repeated that part countless times
@@isheunesutsiga 😊.
Lmao, welcome to the real world
Im a simple man. I see a Key and Peele video i havent seen, i click.
What if i tell you there are 100 exclusive skits on comedy central website.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine , Found Comedy Central's alt account
@@lucidcactus4042 www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele/video-guide
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine , Thanks
The fact that Decker spotted the undercover agent accidentally is gem! It explains that he was always this stupid but awfully lucky and had good enough reflexes. And ended up with the glorious records.
2:25 when you aren't feeling much from a couple mushroom chocolates so you eat the whole bar
After seeing Avengers: Endgame I thought in the thumbnail Jordan was Fat Thor😂😂
Homeboy_Brando same lol
also looks like Djimon Honsou in Shazam
Homeboy_Brando SAME
_bite_
You are now a vampire like fat thor
Lmfaoooooo 😂
After "Hobbs & Shaw" it is time for "Decker & MacGruber", isn't it?
i’m so glad they made more videos with this character
He must be pretty good to have survived that previous headshot.
What’s the matter general? Everybody’s puttin’ their hand in the laser.
LOL 😂