Key & Peele - Pizza Order
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2012
- A pizza delivery order snowballs into a drama of destiny, romance and lots of cheesy crust.
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Comedy Central oh yeah I’m gonna subscribe to the new channel...seckshelly
I can't stand them 2 😁😁😂😂😂😂
Who even order Pineapple on Pizza?
Ewwwww
Pineapple pizza
@@vivacehome1 me.
when he did that speech I thought the chubby guy was gonna start a double life as Claire and marry the pizza guy
meowN'Mango tű•late omg same
same
Miss Fafa Hey I don't remember I wrote this thing !
I don't speak like that !!! That's not me !
meowN'Mango tű•late yo I never thought of that but that would actually be funny as hell
Ya!
Damn that guy just wanted pizzas
Foxy Mama Haha on some real shit tho
Anddddddd Cheesy Crust
I’m your thousandth like
he could've just ordered them normally, what an idiot
I think he got EXACTLYwhat he was looking for.
What I love about Key and Peele is how quickly the most ordinary of situations derail into absolute madness
Regular show in real life
Just like Peele's horror movies....
Litterally
anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?
True
Who is more insane?
-The guy who falls in love with a woman who he only heard the name of from a random customer.
-Or the guy who pretends his action figures are real people, and decides to go along with it when a pizza guy falls in love with one of them.
Good question 🤔🤔
yes.
Why is insanity even the question. Lol.
The pizza guy, Wendell is only saying they are real people to avoid the embarrassment of ordering 3 large pizzas for himself, he is under no illusions they are real.
@@cgg2621 True, the pizza guy kinda just fell in love with someone in a pizza party without meeting her
He could've said Claire is married and it would've been over
or got more complicated like fight over her
Well if you're lying there's not enough time to think the right thing to say
Just becasue soccer has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
Deep^
except for goalies don't beat your ass after scoring.
As a Pizza Hut employee I can confidently say this happens a lot.
Donald Belland you confess your love for Clare often?
@@BoomerG21 yup. She still hasn't reciprocated.
As a Domino's employee I must say, WHY THE HELL DO YOU GUYS GET STUFFED CRUST?! YOU GUYS EVER THINK MAYBE I WANT SOME STUFFED CRUST Meatzzas?!
The number of creepy guys we deal with who "love us and want to see us" is astoundingly gross
I don't believe you but on second thought it's possible. 🤔😂🤣
As a former Dominos employee, I got to say, this sort of thing happens all the time.
I love how the co-workers just keep casually working as he screams in anguish.
Co-workers don’t care 😂
@@Godfather9814 "looks like he lost his shit again"
they're used to it.
@@Godfather9814 Don't get paid enough. This was pre-pandemic.
anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?
He asks "Is she cute?" then right afterwards says "Its all superficial, I like Claire for what's inside."
Maybe he meant does she act cute
You can still wonder lol
Look at that contrast lol
Cuteness can be an inside thing too
anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?
"I like Claire for what's on the inside."
"You don't even know Claire."
1000th like gamer moment
its a joke because of the cheesy crust get it
He yeeted Claire.
@@Zystreal wtf is this , did you just rip off my avatar?!?
@@chronicillz1879no I had this avatar pic for 3 years now.
I dont know whats weirder: the guy pretending to have friends asking for pizza or the guy who out of the blue asks to hook up with said strangers.
HSF Vexis But...it's destiny !
TripleX205 Well if gucci hagrid says so, who am I to disagree
HSF Vexis lololololololol
Or that he has toys
***** If You're older than 12 and still have or play with toys it's time to go grow the fuck up.
Getting a Pizza Hut ad before this was the best thing that could have happened
💀
"Welcome to Mario's Pizza, this is Carlos speaking." as a Mexican American, that is the most hilariously accurate thing I have heard today 😂
Go back to your country
Dude was so committed to his story that he gave up on his pizza order. 😂😂
Colin Rude lmao
Colin Rude teach me your ways
Agreed
... . .
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Colin Rude omg your so funny
If he just said that Clair was a lesbian he could have finished his order
Rexy Rex But he said he hit that.. And some other guys 😂
Rexy Rex, you clearly smarter than him XD even I wouldn't have thought of that....
Josh Vonderfecht You never know 😂
or mute, or too young, or his mom, or they were dating, or
it would of never of been funny theb
This literally how some guys be fallin in love 😂😂
just say "she's underaged" and you're covered
2:05 I take it back
💀
Clair is an action figure getting pizza guys over the phone and I cant get a text back
stealthyshadow 56
Action figures get all the guys. 😏
Sometimes you just can't get text back becaues it's not your destiny. You will find special someone if you'll really search, you know.
shit happens mate
Imperative Games That's not right at all. Maybe if you wanna look desperate. You don't 'really search. That's when you start talking about marriage and kids on the 2nd date and scaring them off. Whoever you're meant to be with will come to you when you're not looking. Just be open and available and when you least expect it you'll find someone. You don't go search for someone to find someone special. That's when you come off as desperate and creepy.
you're probably ugly as shit
This dude fell in love with Claire just by hearing her name, Claire teach me your ways.
1) Change your name to Claire
@Jerry L You kids need to stop with this simp shit. It makes you look very insecure about your manhood.
@@ReeN1995 your saying you kids so I assume you are an adult or think of yourself as one. Why do you have the need to say something like that to a kid can't you just hold it back an let people on the internet be people on the internet. I mean you won't change anything by saying that to one person so why bother just leave him/her alone.
You just have to not exist
@@mr.froschi6526 How do you know that? Gotta have hope right. ha ha.
Truly ahead of their time, comedic geniuses. They even knew when to throw in the towel before the skits got stale. Biggest of respect
Ahead of what time? It’s just a skit show.
I'm cracking up when Jordan looks around at all his action figures for confirmation of the pizza order. 😂🤣🤣
Moral of the story: order online.
And miss all the fun?!
Nicole Engelhuber hilarious!
TRUE!!!
Actually it would be to follow your heart.
😐😐😐😐
This went from a pizza order to a love story
Cringe Master a tragic love story
Cringe Master otherwise it could have turned into a porn scene
Drake's pic though 😭😭😭
Better than twilight
Don't they all end that way? Lol
I'm just rewatching Key and Peele skits rn.
That man killed her off without hesitating 😂😂😂😂😂
acting is so good.. I forgot he wasn't even Hispanic
Isn’t *
He could be Spanish
it's bc he's black
@@isaachernandez2884I think they know he's black, man.
Y h7 hu
I would like to inform everyone I am not dead
Claire Brianne WE NEED TO KNOW CLAIRE
Claire Brianne That's great, Claire. Sooo wats up wit'chu n my boy Carlos? Y'all finna link up or nah? Cuz he really in 2 u n is an awesome guy.
Are you really a 4? And did he really hit that? Sexually?
Claire Brianne God what a relief!
Please marry me.. i dont know why but i love you so much
I like how Wendell refers to the action figures by the names of their respective actors (Gollum -> Andy, River -> Summer, Arwen -> Liv)
Been looking for this comment, greetings from a fellow Lord of the Rings and Firefly fan.
This skit stays in my head rent-free
Body 10, face 10
I feel like he could have avoided all that if he said Claire was married
Ikr 😂
Or lesbian lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or 6
@@LukeTheGhostKiller she cant be lesbian after he said he hit that and some guys hit that too
"I hit that...sexually."
The disturbing thing is, I actually believe him.
Hi you’re cute
@@eugenesimpson8553 you're a S I M P, son.
@@Captainwizardftf reasonable, but debatable.
you guys are just haters and jealous because she saw me first
Y'all are creeps! Back off!
Wtf 11?? I'm in my 20's!
This has a better story and emotions than most movies these days.
Still a better love story than Twilight!
Stop
"That is a resounding yes for Cheesy crust on the third"
"i hit that, sexually"
Irving Ramirez How else would you? With a pan🍳!? 😃😁
Ivy Girl naw with a toaster dx
Ivy Girl cute cat btw
Irving Ramirez thanks
Ivy Girl i domt like cats but that says a lot lol
They should do a sequel to this where he calls the Chinese place and this same exact thing happens again
BassTrombone95 that is such a good idea!!!!!
And it's Carlos's second job.
I remember a sequel to this one, but I can't find it now.
This time gay
@@exerciserelax8719 it probably hasnt been uploaded to youtube yet.
Amazing how they can evoke a gamut of emotions in just a few minutes: from sad (lonely guy emotionally eating), to funny, to sweet and endearing, back to funny and a little sad again. Just brilliant.
These guys are geniuses . Amazingly smart , empathetic and FUNNY .
I love how he can convincingly act as another race. It's pretty amazing
omg ikr haha
that's what's called good acting and make up
derp mcgerp: My goodness...are you really one of those weak, pathetic, easily offended losers who cry themselves to sleep over anything? It's a joke. A comedy sketch. I have a serious feeling you're white and act more offended at things like this in a far more exaggerated manner than the people who "should" be offended. Just plain pathetic. There are people watching their family, including their own kids, die in drone strikes and war and you're here panicking over "culture appropriation." Is it not embarrassing to be so weak and to have that be your priority even though far worse things are happening that could be offending you?
Thts why i didn't like keanu tht much. They have so much more potential then the characters in that movie. I really hope they do more.
*Slug* you are 110% correct!! I have loved these dudes and continue to love them and while Keanu was an ok comedy....I feel they can do so much more!! And people..please don't succumb to being politically correct pussies.
“I hit that. Sexually.” 😂😂😂
As did my boy Hugo hell even Bubba got some of that😂😂
@@cainanfletcher7452 *Boba.
Einl Einl yeah we heard him the first time thanks Liberal. Fucking scumbag
Get in line
Fan of TheBrand333 “I hit that. Sexually” 😂😂😂
As he screams "NOOOOO!" everyone at Mario's keeps working as if they're used to this happening to Carlos all the time.
Calls for Chinese Food.
"Hello? Thanks for calling to Wu's Restaurant. This is Carlos speaking."
you don't need to speak to claire...
OH MY GOD CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT!
ToyloverToyworld15™ Claire?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Hangs up)
...Well, Chinese it is..,
let me gauge the room LMAO. Peele is the funniest one out of both of them, still love Key though.
sarin royce yes we do
“Hey Claire, guy from the pizza place wants to date you...too poor? Alright, I’ll let him down easy” 😂😂
@@justicenah8183 some comments dont need replies but just likes
@@blackopsiii7273 some likes dont need comments but replies
I bet that just made him want Claire more 😂😂
i love you JM
anyone know who's Claire, Summer
Sketches where they’re both the weird ones are always a treat
As a morbidly obese person who lived near a Pizza Hut during college, I can validate this video. My “friends” were named Gary and Charles. We would order a meat lovers pizza, Quepapas, a Calzone, and a Diet Coke.
that’s so as dude i hope you’ve made real friends 😭
Ya i had a few party of one's with our dorms literally 200 yards away from a dominos
R.I.P quepapas
Ok, but let me ask you this: why?
When he threw the glass bottle on the ground I died😂😂😂
My condolences.
Me too
Lol why tf did that happen as I read that
haaa
Were you also shot next to clair?
Why is this actually kinda sad?
The fact that he pretends to have friends just so he dosnt look weird buying 3 large pizzas 😭
Don't forget the chicken poppers! I'm sure another "party guest" would have wanted something else if Claire wasn't shot- lmao
It’s sad, because he’s probably referring to himself in the “before she blimped up” part.
Yeah I felt kinda bad the whole time ☹️☹️ poor guy
Because he fat af
With cheese crust...
CLAIRE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man really opened up to a plastic doll figure.
Hell even bubba got summa that
😂😂😂
lol
my name is Cullen too
+Cullen Jacobs dats coo
coo
goddddddddd they even put flakes all over his shoulders and crumbs on his shirt ewwww
their attention to details is amazing haha
wow i didnt even notice that your right
isn't that the name of a porn star? are you her *.*
o gosh it is
yes karan, I am a porn star. I only do scenes with fat, crumby dudes with dandruff, which is what attracted me to this video. check em out.
lissa anna
lol, google lisa ann , better search her on phub.
The Pizza Guy was so committed on asking out Claire that he gave up on the pizza order when he literally just met her minutes ago by just hearing her name yet she is just an action figure.
We know. We've all seen the video.
@@tychopanda Same
*"Also my boy Andy says you have something called chicken poppers?"*
The most underrated part of the skit he knew damn well they had chicken poppers
My boy Andy thinks them chicken poppers are precious.
It was the Gollum figure, right? Funny, cause he's played by Andy Serkis.
@@TotemoGaijin duh
@@Davidjon1946 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly
Even Bubba got some of that.
Deadpool *Boba (Fett)
That is not Boba Fett.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Did someone say Bubba?
BubbaBrix r/beetlejuicing
These 2 can play anybody 🤣
I am hispanic, but I think keys ability to look hispanic is insane. He looks like some dude named Gabriel Pineta Sanchez Portillo. Seriously. He would blend into LA like you have no idea.
That's slightly racist but ya
@@jaredramirez1593 it's not. You need to look up the definition.
A relationship with so much emotion that lasted for less than 2 minutes and is still better than Twilight. Wow bravo!!!
ViolentDelights56 James that joke is so fucking old
2008 old...
Everything is better than Twillight, so it's really no contest.
Truepsycho True... But this is better!
When ur a twilight fan and u get hurt every time that old ass joke pops up
the scream at the end was awesome
i fuckin laughed so hard when that shit happened. it didnt sound fake either and that was the best part 😂😂😂
bruh, they were zonin when they did this
Jean Evven Yea I DIEDD 😂😂😂
Big Shuggz tutI
Jean Evven i know right ! the best dramatic scream ever heard
His face when he asks about the chicken poppers is hilarious.
2:30 I love this part so much
"I hit that... sexually" 🤣🤣
“segschualay”
.......well, Chinese it is.
BowHunter77 they should make a skit for the Chinese order
Carlos Galindo agreed
BowHunter77 😂😂😂 to funny
BowHunter77 super ultimate of funniest part
I love how the coworkers are continuing to work in the background regardless of his breakdown.
Shawn of the Straw Hats they are proly used to it.
"There goes Carlos falling in love with a customer again."
@@xShinigamiRyukuux "aww man, poor Carlos. Always ends the same way, too... I wonder why..."
Common day for them, nothing special.
Extras can't break character, they won't get their 100 bucks.
The moral of the story is, we all need a little Claire in our lives.
I love how he uses the names of the actors that played his action figures
“Her body’s like a 4” lmaoooo
Chill 😂
😂😂😂
pauline namion A 4 out of 10 rating
@@JonRiddler or 4 years old... pizza guy won't ask twice.
4 inches lol
I love how his co workers are just so casual in the background during Claire’s death like, “Damn it, Carlos not this shit again.”
Lol!!
Something tells me that this is not the first time that this has happened to Carlos.
Even though it's blurred out you can tell their laughing.
Carlos be wilding
Your mind is genius 😅😅😅
Key and peele are two of the greats in comedy
as a shy girl and has low self esteem,I wish to have a Carlos in my life.
I don't think you want a mentally unstable man in your dating life
would it still be alright if carlos was polish? 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻😳😳😳
This had more drama, romance and thrills than most movies these days lol.
Rip claire
+Rebekah T IKR
+Rebekah T and humor maybe..? because this is a comedy sketch?....maybe, no?
狩り海賊 Nope. None.
+Rebekah T Do you love me?
"Her body is like a four.....anyway we would also"
That part killed me😂
oh 4. i thought it was ford
I thought it was fort lol
🤣🤣🤣
Thought he said fork lmao
Tsukiyoru Rashin I thought
This is the funniest skit ever.😂 I loved how, unlike other Wendell skits, the joke isn't just Wendell is a nerd loser the pizza guy is just as goofy and weird. His confession of love to Claire and the moving music is just a masterpiece. Then the epic loss of his newly found love.
I'm guilty of ordering large pizzas knowing full well I was the only person eating that day, playing it off like more people were going to join inn 😫😭
When we had that unspoken moment about the cheesy crust....😂😂😂
ofaka tornado omg lol
I hope to one day meet someone with whom I can have unspoken cheesy crust moments.
DAMN Key can ACT!! That "NOOOOO" was so convincing, like it broke my heart
lol frfr
Nina Sharifi it also hurt my ears 😐
Agree
"Unspoken connection about the cheesy crust"😆😆😆
Poor pizza guy got his heart shattered over a woman who never existed 🤣
Who else is binge watching all of these?😂
Always after work lol
DelfiaMaria Christ lol
Noobmaster69 yup
It's impossible to only watch one...hundred.
Me😂😂😂
"I hit that sexually"
I heard that in Cleveland Brown's voice
You heard something from Peele but he had another voice? My dad said good morning but I heard that in Trump’s voice.
@@riwajs lmao cmon now. When I said I heard it in Clevelands voice. It's because of the slur of the words and specific tone. Very similar to cleveland
Probably because that's basically the same voice he said it in
@Assy McGee lmao nope. But this is exactly what an 18yr old teenager would do during his free time. My username just serves as that. an username. Don't read into it 😇
@Assy McGee BTW I'm a Muslim 👌🏾
Key’s scream at the end always has me dead xD!
"Claire says you read her mind" that's the biggest mistake.
This is me in 10 years
This is me right now
I'm Someone xD
Holy sh#t you read my mind
Thats sad af dude
I'm sure you'll find another job. At Chines maybe?
It's funny that he refers to the action figures by the actors names
What else was he going to do? Say "Gollum, Arwen and King Elrond want a cheesy crust, too?"
Nunya Bizness *Lord Elrond
Nunya Bizness
MAHHH CHEEZ CRUS
Except for Boba. Because fuck Boba.
Who ia claire btw?
2:52 my favorite part
Even beyond the far-fetched premise, like there's time to have an extended conversation working the phone at a pizzeria.
that accent that keegan has is so good
"that accent that keegan has" -> keegan's accent. Grammar.
@@GRaToMiC Jesus christ how lame can you possibly be
Yes because everyone's first language is english
@@GRaToMiC dumbass
@@clairec1348 yeah, because if someone corrects you you don't learn shit from it, you just get offended
Dedicated to all the guys, who fall in love very easily
Like you right
I’m a girl who falls in love easily ._.
Allison Greager what’s up mamii lol
Those romantics.
I wonder who >.>
“Let’s get another pieeee”😂
I just got the joke of Wendell calling Gollum Andy because he’s played by Andy Serkis and Arwen being called Liv because of Liv tyler and Elrond Hugo because well you get my point
*looks up fanfictions on pizza guy and Claire*
Lol
Did you find it?
Good luck finding it, since Claire is dead
Henry P.
Necrophilia is a real thing sooooooo
@@addamazeing damn you rule 34
Its getting so complicated to order pizza these days lmao.
Yeah. To me it's not these employees, it's getting anxiety.
Lisette Garcia what do you mean
@@autbot6911 talking over the phone, hoping to not get your order mixed up by accident. The questions they be asking, that gives me anxiety.
Now they ask for your email so you can sign up for rewards programs, they have you repeat your address 5 or 6 times, repeat your phone number 3 or 4 times, repeat the email address you just gave them, ask exactly how much of each topping you want, ask you if you want breadsticks at least 10 times, ask about special instructions for the delivery driver, and would you like to add extra cheese for an additional $1.50?
@@lisettegarcia7013 Also worrying about not being able to understand what they're saying and having to ask them to repeat themselves several times before you just give up and say "uhh... yeah?" hoping that you didn't just add something to your order that you would have to pay for to avoid looking like an idiot.
I work at a nursing home and played this for the residents (😒after management left for the day😒), and they laughed SO HARD when Claire got shot😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
U should try playing it for the management too lol
This man def had too many continental breakfasts
I would have just said Claire is my child. She’s like 6
- Molo - genius
What's your profile from ?
masterofsniping1234 citrus manga
Dashy Kun Yeah he hit that.
@@dimitripapadinikolaus Sexually
Damn ma boy was just trynna get some pizza😤
Lol
B o n e l e s s
GhenghisKhangai Ranchless*
Leon Max Lmfaooooooooooooooooooo ON MEEE! 😭😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😂😂😭😂
Well, let's hope that the Chinese people are not thirsty AF.
When your lies makes things more worse
I didn't know about Kay and Peele show until last month and then haven't stopped watching it ! The best on RUclips ❤️🙌👍👌
Key*
"Who's that and what now?" XD
😂😂😂😂
😂 The poor guy just wanted an excuse for eating more 😂
damn thanks for telling me, i didn't get that part.
THEE EYE why does your channel description say you need help??
Don't think so. He seemed more than a little crazy.
THEE EYE OH lord.
:3
“I like claire for whats on the inside”
“You Dont even know claire” 😂😂😂😂
When a catfish tries to order pizza lol