Key & Peele - Magician Cop

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2012
  • A cop/amateur magician finds illicit substances in a driver's trunk, along with many other items.
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  • @MrSmithgobucs
    @MrSmithgobucs 4 года назад +2607

    How could you not attend his show after that great performance.

    • @MrSmithgobucs
      @MrSmithgobucs 4 года назад +38

      @simon says Honestly he should quit his day job

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 4 года назад +97

      @@MrSmithgobucs or is it a day job? Seeing it was dark outside

    • @MrSmithgobucs
      @MrSmithgobucs 4 года назад +16

      Kevin Frazier He is working late because if you listen he says he has a 11 o clock show on Thursday

    • @taureanwooley
      @taureanwooley Год назад +7

      The magician always wins at reality, that's how

    • @taureanwooley
      @taureanwooley Год назад +2

      several years later, i'll get what I said ***boom*** hello!

  • @shadoninja
    @shadoninja 4 года назад +3291

    The gum-chewing stare at the beginning is just too funny

  • @omaralrubiaee5559
    @omaralrubiaee5559 5 лет назад +8621

    I keep telling myself "One last Key & Peele video" before going to sleep.

    • @mizz2ts86
      @mizz2ts86 5 лет назад +17

      Yasssssss😂😂😂😂😂 so addictive!

    • @artyedmond8972
      @artyedmond8972 5 лет назад +14

      I need to get up early for work!!😂😭😭

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 5 лет назад +27

      Same. It’s 4:40 am

    • @Martin-gz4qn
      @Martin-gz4qn 5 лет назад +5

      Lol. Don't we all.

    • @JoelMoore-cf6gr
      @JoelMoore-cf6gr 5 лет назад +4

      I know right!!!

  • @kaisersozshye2525
    @kaisersozshye2525 5 лет назад +285

    Never in my life have i ever wished for two dudes to stay together forever. Their chemistry is excellent. Their timing is impeccable, their make up and character impersonations are creative and spot on and their comedic writing is genius.
    In the past we had great comedy team acts like Laurel&Hardy, The Marx Brothers, Dean Martin&Jerry Lewis and Abbott&Costello. Then we have Key&Peele. Comedy legends.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 года назад +10

      You've never wished for two dudes to stay together forever? Well, if I was at their wedding, I'd hope they would stay together forever. You don't wanna be too cynical at a joyous occasion like that.
      In all seriousness, these guys are amazing comedians and their chemistry is impeccable for sure.

    • @pedroclaro7822
      @pedroclaro7822 4 месяца назад

      Watch Fargo.

    • @JohnSmith-uf3yn
      @JohnSmith-uf3yn 2 месяца назад

      Glazing ahh

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 8 лет назад +9554

    Harsh ending. He was actually a brilliant magician.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 8 лет назад +23

      +Joost Schenk If it turned him on *that* would be creepy

    • @PWNINSWAGMASTER
      @PWNINSWAGMASTER 8 лет назад +23

      +Joost Schenk What are you talkin about, the great Dohini did that in drake in josh. and for God sakes it's just a coupon, he didn't even give him a ticket

    • @strengthbeyondstrength9301
      @strengthbeyondstrength9301 8 лет назад +27

      +Abraham Hagos Cheer bro I agree.

    • @Alexiosization
      @Alexiosization 7 лет назад +7

      Chill Everything is Top Secret

    • @mylee4992
      @mylee4992 6 лет назад +1

      Abraham Hagos I

  • @jayrob3045
    @jayrob3045 7 лет назад +4728

    The way he was chewing that gum was the funniest part.

    • @kitoygwapo308
      @kitoygwapo308 7 лет назад +16

      I saw that on a movie the way he chew the gum hahahaha

    • @poptoe11
      @poptoe11 7 лет назад +8

      +Kitoy Gwapo super troopers??

    • @billierydale4801
      @billierydale4801 7 лет назад

      Kitoy Gwapo was it from Kumar and Harold go to White Castle?

    • @IsotonicSundae
      @IsotonicSundae 7 лет назад +21

      The way deez nuts were chewing gum on your chin was funny

    • @carlthesmartgamer6565
      @carlthesmartgamer6565 7 лет назад

      Jay Rob q

  • @JohnDoe-fm6md
    @JohnDoe-fm6md 5 лет назад +945

    His flashy gestures after the tricks had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @Voicist
    @Voicist 5 лет назад +1792

    "I give it a skersloisles" - I couldn't breathe
    "and abracashrois" - finished me off completely

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 5 лет назад +31

      lmao, me and you seem to be the only ones commenting on that part. which is my favorite.

    • @gamecreatorc
      @gamecreatorc 4 года назад +1

      @@rickyray2794 You guys might like this one then: ruclips.net/video/eiWIOKKuyGE/видео.html

    • @metalslug8411
      @metalslug8411 4 года назад +2

      after all that hilarious lines, and you fall for that gibberish?

    • @bossman6496
      @bossman6496 4 года назад +3

      Had to be improv....too funny 😅😅

    • @peggystoutemorin4529
      @peggystoutemorin4529 4 года назад

      That is the part that absolutely killed me! Gotta give him credit for originality. LOL!!

  • @betachinupe1
    @betachinupe1 9 лет назад +3057

    The chewing gum stare down is PRICELESS

    • @Yurguen1205
      @Yurguen1205 8 лет назад +4

      +Joseph LOVE dUDE I almost peed of laughter haha

    • @meast9081
      @meast9081 8 лет назад +2

      got me dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Eagles4life221
      @Eagles4life221 8 лет назад +7

      +MEast are you dead, though?

    • @meast9081
      @meast9081 8 лет назад +6

      ***** i'm as alive as ever

    • @youtubeenigma8316
      @youtubeenigma8316 5 лет назад +2

      1000

  • @pmarreck
    @pmarreck 8 лет назад +2722

    "It's not even a good fan" LOL

  • @giuseppegasparetto1083
    @giuseppegasparetto1083 5 лет назад +211

    Key killed it, especially with the gum chewing part at the beginning.

  • @carlmannhard8051
    @carlmannhard8051 4 года назад +99

    The stare, the chewing and the voice of an absent minded bully cop he nailed perfectly

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +6

      Carl Mannhard I swear they act like they’re on confiscated coke 24/7, no wonder they shoot people

    • @MegaChad-lh8uz
      @MegaChad-lh8uz 4 года назад +3

      @@margaritam.9118 Or you could actually do research and see that cops deal with bad people that intend on doing harm to them.

    • @SlavaSesh
      @SlavaSesh 4 года назад +3

      @@MegaChad-lh8uz lmfao ACAB

    • @MegaChad-lh8uz
      @MegaChad-lh8uz 4 года назад +2

      Keep telling yourself that, yet you still dial 911 when your dumb ass in in danger.

    • @clarice525
      @clarice525 4 года назад +6

      @@MegaChad-lh8uz Oh, calm down!! Apparently someone close to you is a cop so you better learn how to deal with it and stop being so defensive. BTW, a lot of people these days DON'T call cops because of how out-of-control some of them are.

  • @theJuggler07
    @theJuggler07 5 лет назад +3299

    ‘Pick a card’
    ‘It’s not even a good fan’
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FreestyleEntOnline
    @FreestyleEntOnline 9 лет назад +3411

    the video is funny enought but...the way he stares at him and the way he chews the gum makes the scene 10 times funnier

    • @wqqqqqqqqqqqaaaahzamba2446
      @wqqqqqqqqqqqaaaahzamba2446 6 лет назад +19

      at 2:09 the fan is good then goes bad lol they messed up

    • @drumjod
      @drumjod 6 лет назад +7

      I was just thinking the same thing. Key's little nuances and subtleties are brilliantly funny.

    • @andrewrchooven1996
      @andrewrchooven1996 6 лет назад +1

      He brought those over from MadTV very funny guy

    • @stoneryoda9377
      @stoneryoda9377 6 лет назад

      Run E I love the creepy music

    • @SisypheanSeas13
      @SisypheanSeas13 5 лет назад

      Andrew coach hi es!

  • @BigJetSkiCS
    @BigJetSkiCS 4 года назад +731

    So we’re just gonna ignore the fact that Jordan’s zipper is unizipped 0:46

    • @envigraphy
      @envigraphy 4 года назад +135

      It wasn't unzipped before, that's how good the magician is

    • @ohboy6738
      @ohboy6738 4 года назад +2

    • @carllazarraga2858
      @carllazarraga2858 4 года назад +66

      I'm not gay so I don't check out men's packages.

    • @levibarnor311
      @levibarnor311 4 года назад +8

      @@envigraphy underrated comment

    • @Deathl3edz
      @Deathl3edz 4 года назад +8

      Ball gazer

  • @user-boldoororo
    @user-boldoororo 4 года назад +530

    -"It looks like an illegal firearm. Or is it?"
    Hey vsauce, Micheal here.

  • @epicferret9974
    @epicferret9974 8 лет назад +774

    This is the reason why we need police officers to wear body cams. WE NEED TO FIND THE SECRET TO THEIR MAGIC

  • @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus
    @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus 9 лет назад +4040

    Why can't all traffic stops be like that

    • @beatmijackson1655
      @beatmijackson1655 9 лет назад +7

      really??? whatever bubba

    • @eewweeppkk
      @eewweeppkk 9 лет назад +97

      Because we're supposed to be making the suicide rates go DOWN.

    • @adam-uk9wp
      @adam-uk9wp 9 лет назад +51

      they are if u r white

    • @mrrey8937
      @mrrey8937 9 лет назад +14

      Adam Resh lol.......can you say "RACE CARD" ...... or is it ???

    • @Dev-In-Denver123
      @Dev-In-Denver123 9 лет назад +4

      Mr Rey Lol I CAN! but maybe only cuz i majorbin American Race Relations..and am actually educated on the subject, unlike most mr. rey's, i mean youtubers..

  • @autumnwinters5855
    @autumnwinters5855 2 года назад +13

    "Are these your colors homie?" ~ Magician Cop
    Classic epic question from a magician of all time. These two are hilarious. Continental Breakfast

  • @jackass123491
    @jackass123491 5 лет назад +1066

    I woulda took the coupon and then just not show up for the show.

    • @sinistertwister686
      @sinistertwister686 5 лет назад +76

      u are true magician!

    • @whitneykyle1210
      @whitneykyle1210 5 лет назад +90

      I would of took the cocaine..

    • @artexgrey6266
      @artexgrey6266 5 лет назад +173

      With those satanic powers he wield, he would find you and he would not be pleased.

    • @sunso1991
      @sunso1991 4 года назад +29

      jackas
      that sounds like the beginning of a revenge slasher film
      The murderous Magic Cop cant be stopped!

    • @jackass123491
      @jackass123491 4 года назад +10

      @@sunso1991 I'm a horror fanatic and I love cheesy horror so that actually sounds like a great movie lol

  • @d4rkhound388
    @d4rkhound388 8 лет назад +314

    "I'll take the ticket"

    • @wingednaruto
      @wingednaruto 8 лет назад +10

      That has to hurt he probably only had promotions in exchange for invites for his shows lol

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 5 лет назад +1

      @@ichijofestival2576 wrong

  • @Valyonga
    @Valyonga 8 лет назад +131

    'I take the deck like so, I give it a skersloisles and abracashrois'

  • @desire-for-madness
    @desire-for-madness 4 года назад +124

    I've started watching Key and Peele videos lately, and I'm astonished at how well they act. Better than most of Hollywood to be honest :D

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror Год назад +3

      Well modern Hollywood at least but yeah for sure lol

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 4 года назад +21

    Probably my favorite skit of theirs. Had me absolutely cracking up out loud first few times I saw it and that's super rare these days

  • @trurio6471
    @trurio6471 7 лет назад +260

    "I'll take the ticket"😂😂 done

  • @welshzecorgi7903
    @welshzecorgi7903 8 лет назад +523

    Man, no appreciation for showmanship, should have taken the coupon cause those were some entertaining magic tricks.

    • @jtayl9923
      @jtayl9923 5 лет назад

      WelshZeCorgi

    • @higbead5587
      @higbead5587 5 лет назад

      WelshZeCorgi bro I could’ve used a cop like that Thursday night

  • @owliealim745
    @owliealim745 4 года назад +1076

    Keegan is soo good he even chews like a white man!

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 4 года назад +45

      owlie alim how does a white man chew? Are you saying black men chew loud and obnoxiously with the high chance of robbing you?

    • @sagekindred6106
      @sagekindred6106 4 года назад +129

      @@TraumaER No... nobody said that except you...

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 4 года назад +10

      John Doe do you even?

    • @sagekindred6106
      @sagekindred6106 4 года назад +25

      @@TraumaER What?

    • @anooseofficer7842
      @anooseofficer7842 4 года назад +30

      this is the type of shit that gets me triggered, like yeah i know its a joke and all but if i made that exact comment but replaced white man with black man it would be racist but you know I'm just an entitled white person who doesn't know what hardship or racism is so it doesn't matter what i say.

  • @maxminus5926
    @maxminus5926 5 лет назад +68

    when he shot that card out of nowhere... I lost it 😂😭😭

  • @McNoat
    @McNoat 9 лет назад +106

    This is one of the best sketches I have seen in quite a while. It's such a wonderfully crazy idea and they just run with it and even bring it to a satisfactorily conclusion.

  • @thekeithchannel
    @thekeithchannel 8 лет назад +2184

    Damn their make-up people are freaking on point. He totally looked like a white dude

    • @jabroni8845
      @jabroni8845 7 лет назад +54

      no they did not they looked their normal colour lol

    • @zuzannablackmore4625
      @zuzannablackmore4625 7 лет назад +127

      Persona and crusty dirty blonde wig mustache helped...

    • @webdudeman
      @webdudeman 7 лет назад +72

      They really do have an awesome costume and makeup department.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 7 лет назад +8

      Hell yeah! This was fantastic XD I literally forgot that it was Key after a while lol

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 7 лет назад +30

      He is mixed

  • @bigfella2045
    @bigfella2045 4 года назад +92

    I wonder how they decide who’s gonna play what character...

    • @aarohgokhale8832
      @aarohgokhale8832 4 года назад +26

      Key can do different races well and Pelee can do genders

    • @lazygamer7469
      @lazygamer7469 4 года назад +3

      Peele has more range but Key has likeable over the top characters. Peele has a tendency to go for the scary slant.

    • @weisenbergphoto
      @weisenbergphoto 4 года назад

      @@lazygamer7469 And that's why he makes scary movies now

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 4 года назад +3

      Key is more energetic....Jordan plays the more calmer roles...

  • @ChrisTesch87
    @ChrisTesch87 4 года назад +9

    7 years after this was aired and I’m still watching and loving these old skits. Key and Peele are awesome lol

  • @BIOHAZARD_-xk6rj
    @BIOHAZARD_-xk6rj 8 лет назад +146

    that part when he just stares after asking if he did any drugs

  • @TheMythicalAce
    @TheMythicalAce 9 лет назад +206

    I wish all cops were like this...

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 9 лет назад +106

      The planting cocaine part is pretty common.

    • @TheMythicalAce
      @TheMythicalAce 9 лет назад +3

      Timothy Dashman Lol

    • @OverthereLook
      @OverthereLook 9 лет назад +3

      EverettGaming
      Hazaaa!

    • @gbcbooks
      @gbcbooks 9 лет назад +3

      Timothy Dashman yes , cops are like that already .

    • @Rikoyasha15
      @Rikoyasha15 9 лет назад +5

      EverettGaming choking you with a card?

  • @almagest77707
    @almagest77707 4 года назад +5

    The way that dove perfectly flew towards the camera, that's the real magic!

  • @Sage-nc9uq
    @Sage-nc9uq 5 лет назад +382

    Are these your colors homie? Or these your colors? Man you got alot of colors... 😂

  • @regensyscronos347
    @regensyscronos347 7 лет назад +674

    2:00 "That's not even a good.. fan..."
    If that's not in the script, that's genius.

    • @mistertapman
      @mistertapman 7 лет назад +23

      Regen Syscronos Implying scripts can't be genius.

    • @adamcarbo73
      @adamcarbo73 6 лет назад +2

      Regen Syscronos it almost seems in rewing right before he turns

    • @adamcarbo73
      @adamcarbo73 6 лет назад +20

      Regen Syscronos plus if you notice, the initial fan before it pans away its a perfect fan

    • @girreboy
      @girreboy 6 лет назад +6

      What would be so genius abou it?

    • @omangroup
      @omangroup 5 лет назад +11

      When the camera angle changes, the fan is perfect. 2:10 watch

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 8 лет назад +18

    I can't watch "Or are THESE your colors?" without cracking up. Keegan is just amazing.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 5 лет назад +55

    I give it a "skasloisles" and "abracasloish"
    My vocabulary grows with every sketch!

  • @makapilipino9845
    @makapilipino9845 5 лет назад +3333

    WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY BILLS AND PROMOTE YOUR SIDE JOB 😂
    edited: woah 1.3k likes hahaha thanks

    • @iamchannelll
      @iamchannelll 4 года назад +9

      this is the best comment ever!! lol

    • @unymitsu
      @unymitsu 4 года назад +11

      That was an experienced comment 😂

    • @MikeTheWeedMan
      @MikeTheWeedMan 4 года назад +9

      "These your colors homie?" ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

    • @camward9293
      @camward9293 4 года назад +10

      why do people say "thank you for the likes"

    • @wothanar8516
      @wothanar8516 4 года назад +8

      @@camward9293 "Omg, i got attention for once!"

  • @JojoJuhbo
    @JojoJuhbo 10 лет назад +41

    The card trick would of sold me on it, definitely would of went.

  • @moomoodeadcow
    @moomoodeadcow 7 лет назад +674

    I would totally go to that show if he wouldn't put anything in my mouth.

  • @3Dogg
    @3Dogg 4 года назад +42

    0:26 they always give that stare to see if your face is lying lmfao

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 4 года назад +3

      It's a dumb trick that checks if you're lying or guilty of something but it's stupid because it doesn't work on people who have anxiety issues, same with lying detectors.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 4 года назад

      @John Smith cowards? are you referring to people with anxiety?
      If so you should really learn what it means and why the word coward isn't used.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 4 года назад

      @John Smith Oh, now I see why you have the flawed logic... You're stupid that's why you're talking about some random shit.

    • @chrisrobinson8339
      @chrisrobinson8339 4 года назад

      @@Sesshomaru474 lol

  • @drakedrystan8921
    @drakedrystan8921 4 года назад +4

    I started watching Key & Peele about 1 year ago. Back then, I wasn't addicted or anything. I read a bunch of "Key & Peele Addiction"-type comments and I didn't really understand why people said they were so addictive. I'm back on the Key & Peele train and I have to admit. I can't stop watching them.

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 9 лет назад +408

    LOLOLOLOL. you know what a nihtmare it would be if a crooked cop was a former magican. Fuck me just imagining it is frightening.
    Lol gotta admit though I felt bad for the cop at the end. After such a good performance. Easily an 7 out of 10.

    • @blingximus
      @blingximus 9 лет назад +105

      Vomit a card and its a 7?!?!
      That's some Exorcist shit right thur!

    • @TheDRoc2012
      @TheDRoc2012 9 лет назад +14

      blingximus That's the kind of magic you sell your soul to the devil for.

    • @leeiif
      @leeiif 9 лет назад +8

      I'll take the ticket, just don't make me vomit a card again.

    • @throwdafrank
      @throwdafrank 9 лет назад

      bruh that shit was a easy 9 ! i'd sell MY soul to the devil to be able to do that shit!

    • @barrackobama1755
      @barrackobama1755 9 лет назад +6

      my dad is a former magician and cop...lol

  • @DerEineDa96
    @DerEineDa96 9 лет назад +994

    "i give it a skasloicels"?? i need to know what that means

    • @phantastic013
      @phantastic013 9 лет назад +16

      Lmao I'm not the only one

    • @Jenchy_
      @Jenchy_ 8 лет назад +42

      DerEineDa96 His character on MadTV, Coach Hines, used to have verbal ticks like that all the time. He adapted an obviously lovable characteristic from older skits to this one. He references Coach Hines in a lot of the kits if you really know what to look for.

    • @DerEineDa96
      @DerEineDa96 8 лет назад +5

      ***** that's also a favorite of mine!

    • @ThePols87
      @ThePols87 8 лет назад +6

      +gucci eyelids if you watch Coach Hines videos from his MadTV days you'll see similarities in his weird lines. He did one thing as Coach Hines where he goes into character for his class and he slides his hand in front of his face to get serious and says "sa-soy-sin" with a deep voice. It's hilarious. That's what this video reminded me of.

    • @ThePols87
      @ThePols87 8 лет назад +10

      +I.love.to.speed. "Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Sa-SA!"

  • @rishmoney
    @rishmoney 8 месяцев назад +4

    i find something new from key and peele every once in a while and that... makes me happy :)

  • @jasonnobbs256
    @jasonnobbs256 4 года назад +12

    I feel like that cop has been told "I'll take the ticket" before

  • @TheJMusicNow
    @TheJMusicNow 10 лет назад +28

    ID GO TO THAT SHOW!

  • @MerickFox
    @MerickFox 5 лет назад +211

    If only every cop was like this 😂😂

    • @lifeandsea651
      @lifeandsea651 4 года назад +47

      not sure I want every cop to have the ability to magically conjure up an easily plantable baggie of cocaine

    • @chrisrobinson8339
      @chrisrobinson8339 4 года назад +7

      @@lifeandsea651 lol

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 4 года назад +1

      @Dark Reaper Amen!

  • @raulcisneros6426
    @raulcisneros6426 4 года назад +9

    His jazz hands after every trick had me rolling😂😂 lol. A cop that's also a magician is an unexpectedley terrifying combo lmao😅😂😂

  • @rudy64agape
    @rudy64agape 4 года назад +1

    every second of their videos is too much worth it

  • @josemercadorios7761
    @josemercadorios7761 8 лет назад +523

    Are these your colors homie?

  • @ItsAdisBA
    @ItsAdisBA 8 лет назад +16

    I can literally watch these guys over and over again.. never get boring!

  • @martinhawrylkiewicz2025
    @martinhawrylkiewicz2025 5 лет назад +1

    I am addicted to watching these guys!

  • @metin5408
    @metin5408 4 года назад +3

    how 1.5k people actually disliked this peace of art i mean cmon, how can you watch this masterwork and dislike it only true key and peele fans will understand every sketch

  • @kirixen
    @kirixen 9 лет назад +837

    need a warrant to search a trunk. just sayin

    • @FuzzyLikesLegos
      @FuzzyLikesLegos 9 лет назад +354

      Not if he consents to a search, which he did.

    • @marcochavezjr9180
      @marcochavezjr9180 9 лет назад +2

      It has to be in writing

    • @DrMoriarty420
      @DrMoriarty420 9 лет назад +40

      Marco ChavezJR Laws are different everywhere but with consent they have all right to search. I just looked it up and on the police website it said Marco is a fucking fool and not to listen to his buffoonery

    • @marcochavezjr9180
      @marcochavezjr9180 9 лет назад +3

      Drmoriarty420: You don't even know me and you call me names so I will say you like to judge people even though you don't know them and I know it has to be in writing because I let cops check my car before but I had to sign something idiot.

    • @IamHiding24
      @IamHiding24 9 лет назад +12

      fuzzylikelegos the cop said "pop your trunk and step out of the car" he is supposed to ask if he can search the trunk to initially get consent bro

  • @TheKateisawsome
    @TheKateisawsome 7 лет назад +533

    i give it a skasloisles , xD

  • @gigakuma
    @gigakuma 4 года назад +2

    One of my favorites, hands down the funniest duo and a gift to comedy.

  • @katUnMause
    @katUnMause 4 года назад +39

    That silent yeah had me 0:35

    • @Jmoneyy365
      @Jmoneyy365 4 года назад +1

      Johan Leitet omg I that I was the only one 😭😭😭

  • @brandon4522
    @brandon4522 7 лет назад +208

    skasloisles and abracasloish 😂😂😂

  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 7 лет назад +103

    Ha would love to see a cop like that preform in real life

  • @5amura115
    @5amura115 4 года назад +3

    The bullet card choke was masterful.

  • @kelly2fly
    @kelly2fly 5 лет назад +3

    2019 and I'm on a Key & Peele marathon.

  • @pyre78
    @pyre78 10 лет назад +40

    This would be an amazing way to actually get people to go to a magic show. Or to advertise anything really.

    • @NocturnalScandie
      @NocturnalScandie 10 лет назад +4

      Not really effective though, car by car...

    • @pyre78
      @pyre78 10 лет назад +3

      Nocturnal Scandie
      Have an entire force of people. :D

    • @sh0werp0wer
      @sh0werp0wer 10 лет назад

      pyre78 Also physically impossible to make someone cough up a card they just drew.

    • @pyre78
      @pyre78 10 лет назад

      Julian Nikolay Krogh-Fredriksen
      ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Magic ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

    • @CodepageNet
      @CodepageNet 8 месяцев назад

      impersonating a cop might also be an issue 🤓 otherwise yeah. i almost choked myself because of the end - all that work to peddle a ticket LOL

  • @CherryPauper
    @CherryPauper 9 лет назад +187

    I'll take the coupon and then not show up lol.

    • @Tuckerscreator
      @Tuckerscreator 9 лет назад +30

      Cherry Pauper He's a magician. He can probably tell that you're not there and send some demon to you.

    • @CherryPauper
      @CherryPauper 9 лет назад +52

      Tuckerscreator Or he can just make my penis disappear. That would be a lot scarier.

    • @josephsummers2427
      @josephsummers2427 9 лет назад +3

      Cherry Pauper Then there will be a warrant out for your arrest for not attending an appearance lol

    • @DexHD31
      @DexHD31 9 лет назад +23

      Joseph Summers Or is it a warrant? ;-)

    • @ripfire4
      @ripfire4 5 лет назад

      or it was a traffic ticket all along!

  • @adhirajsingh3934
    @adhirajsingh3934 4 года назад +12

    *When you want to be a magician but your parents want you to be a cop*

  • @Blujkw88
    @Blujkw88 4 года назад +6

    "Look at ALL THESE COLORS!" SMH their tone of voice is perf for every sketch lol

  • @DivinexSerenity
    @DivinexSerenity 10 лет назад +93

    Anyone else realize that Peele had his zippers down and open at the beginning? Lol

    • @brainlapses
      @brainlapses 10 лет назад +6

      only you did , you must be inlove with him

    • @DivinexSerenity
      @DivinexSerenity 10 лет назад +7

      Or I might just be observant with what I watch.

    • @DivinexSerenity
      @DivinexSerenity 10 лет назад +8

      I said observant with what I "watch" aka the video. Is it a rule that every viewer has to go through and read every comment? No. Not everyone has the time for that.

    • @brainlapses
      @brainlapses 10 лет назад +3

      its ok i love him to

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 10 лет назад +6

      It's fine, we're all involved with Peele. You don't have to hide it any longer.

  • @SuperPastaStoryTime
    @SuperPastaStoryTime 10 лет назад +37

    I'd totally go see that guys show! :D

  • @ItsRoronoaZoro
    @ItsRoronoaZoro 3 года назад +5

    1:50 Was I the only one expecting that bird to fall straight to the ground?

  • @fbryn0688
    @fbryn0688 4 года назад +11

    i died when he pulled out his gun and shot the cards lmao

  • @meloniez427
    @meloniez427 9 лет назад +430

    0:29 his face while just chewing gum 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Themuffinman488
      @Themuffinman488 8 лет назад +1

      Melonie Zappa My face when I saw your profile picture

    • @Themuffinman488
      @Themuffinman488 8 лет назад

      Pat TheRedman YNWA
      did you mean weak

    • @sshambles5480
      @sshambles5480 8 лет назад +5

      +Pat TheRedman YNWA the thirst is real huh lol

    • @Yurguen1205
      @Yurguen1205 8 лет назад +1

      +Melonie Zappa i laughed so hard :D

    • @newjacka94
      @newjacka94 8 лет назад

      +Melonie Zappa damn you fine mami

  • @nicolebreanne9901
    @nicolebreanne9901 7 лет назад +109

    HE SOUNDED LIKE EVERY WHITE COP WITH A MUSTACHE EVER HOW IS HE THAT GOOD OF AN ACTOR

  • @sam_l3314
    @sam_l3314 4 года назад +7

    There’s a continuity error at 2:10, the fan of cards are properly in place, but after he inserts the card in and it shows to the back end, the fan is broken.

  • @FantasyX014
    @FantasyX014 4 года назад +5

    "Abrakashloice!"
    The magic word to get out of a ticket. 😄😄

  • @nickmathis6136
    @nickmathis6136 10 лет назад +82

    Did anyone else think that was an actual white cop for like the first minute of the video??

  • @XxHizzyxX
    @XxHizzyxX 7 лет назад +159

    crazy magic aside... thursday at 11pm.. I would have taken the ticket too.

  • @kieransadauski6417
    @kieransadauski6417 5 месяцев назад +1

    Key’s cop talk is so professional😂💀

  • @EddieMan117
    @EddieMan117 4 года назад +13

    0:27
    When he stares at him for a few seconds. Haha. 😅

  • @2pasadena8finest1
    @2pasadena8finest1 10 лет назад +62

    I would've went to the show.

    • @camtasia1000
      @camtasia1000 10 лет назад

      indeed...

    • @johnsmith-si8ee
      @johnsmith-si8ee 10 лет назад +4

      hahaha, after he planted the coke on me I woulda been set on going. david camtasia1000

  • @fastesteddiealive
    @fastesteddiealive 9 лет назад +10

    how does this have only 7 million views? i have watched it at least 8 million times already

    • @dallesnake
      @dallesnake 9 лет назад +12

      How can 7 million have watched it, if there's only 7000 people on earth?

    • @JoyfullJuneBugg
      @JoyfullJuneBugg 9 лет назад

      Fast Eddie ROTFL I know I watched about a million times so far!!!

  • @Marcsxx
    @Marcsxx 4 года назад +23

    “I’ll take the ticket” lol

  • @curtandoscar
    @curtandoscar 4 года назад +4

    These guys are positively brilliant. Just insane.

  • @JaylinAAllen
    @JaylinAAllen 6 лет назад +8

    The pauses in speech in the beginning. Too perfect

  • @presssack
    @presssack 5 лет назад +5

    Key’s acting on this one is the best he ever did. That cop was just amazing...spot on.

  • @RubenGiuliani
    @RubenGiuliani 5 лет назад +38

    Anyone else notice that Jordan's fly is open?

  • @thezorz4687
    @thezorz4687 4 года назад

    It was light chuckles all through the sketch until the very end, where I absolutely lost it...

  • @doujabrooks
    @doujabrooks 10 лет назад +22

    Instead of the ticket, i would've took the invitation and didnt go to the show, but then again his show woudve been awesome

  • @tomheisenburg266
    @tomheisenburg266 8 лет назад +90

    95% of the comment section is about his fucking zipper -_-

    • @Jamifa007
      @Jamifa007 7 лет назад +3

      He was "driving a stick" if you know what I'm sayin..

    • @CoolGuy543
      @CoolGuy543 7 лет назад +5

      +Jamifa007 I don't

    • @thatchimichangawhoneedssom3148
      @thatchimichangawhoneedssom3148 7 лет назад

      +Cool Guy HE IS TALKING ABOUT HIS DICK!!!

    • @CoolGuy543
      @CoolGuy543 7 лет назад

      That Chimichanga Who Needs Some Love. I know, chill.

  • @frostfoulplays6805
    @frostfoulplays6805 4 года назад +59

    That a-hole chewing and eye contact at the beginning really conveyed the attitude of some of these cops 😂

  • @endsterskillzgaminglive8849
    @endsterskillzgaminglive8849 4 года назад +6

    When he threw the pigeon I thought it would fall

  • @shubobtv
    @shubobtv 5 лет назад +113

    He was actually a brilliant magician 🤔

  • @Thundermonk99
    @Thundermonk99 9 лет назад +5

    I like how when he asks him to pick a card, he is using what is called the "classic force", an actual technique used by card magicians. The attention to detail is admirable

  • @YouDontKnowMebro69
    @YouDontKnowMebro69 4 года назад +13

    “These your colors homie?”

  • @julianalea5510
    @julianalea5510 4 года назад +24

    *"Or did I plant this"*
    *"Well well well"*

  • @fiercephoenix4389
    @fiercephoenix4389 9 лет назад +39

    I believe the proper emotional reaction to a police encounter like this is to run into the woods bibbling to yourself and living out the rest of your life feral. Or maybe that's just me...

  • @rapsolja187
    @rapsolja187 10 лет назад +10

    if dude made me cough up a card with a bullet hole in it, i'd go to the show.

  • @user-zy1yw8en6q
    @user-zy1yw8en6q 5 лет назад

    One of my favorite videos on RUclips to this day.

  • @moalrayes9377
    @moalrayes9377 4 года назад +6

    He should get an oscar just for the way he chews gum