Key & Peele - Consequences

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @xtremexavier6639
    @xtremexavier6639 6 лет назад +31098

    I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep
    *Consequences*

    • @itsvee803
      @itsvee803 5 лет назад +62

      Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂

    • @jaimequintanajr.5276
      @jaimequintanajr.5276 5 лет назад +150

      This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!

    • @jaydntaylor9183
      @jaydntaylor9183 5 лет назад +51

      And then a piano fell on your head

    • @keelolo3427
      @keelolo3427 5 лет назад +13

      😂😂😂EXACTLY

    • @viliamitikoipau1446
      @viliamitikoipau1446 5 лет назад +7

      Let's goo made it 1.2K

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 5 лет назад +12233

    “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @juliohernandez3148
      @juliohernandez3148 5 лет назад +94

      Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂

    • @seanptaco
      @seanptaco 5 лет назад +153

      I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number

    • @leom8101
      @leom8101 5 лет назад +13

      Hahaha

    • @marshalbaek5580
      @marshalbaek5580 5 лет назад +22

      I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂

    • @vanexcelarroz5511
      @vanexcelarroz5511 5 лет назад +6

      I don't get it

  • @JuggyBear
    @JuggyBear 3 года назад +5869

    "They were hanging on the streets late at night.."
    *salsa dancing movements* 😅

    • @teresai1877
      @teresai1877 3 года назад +178

      I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.

    • @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx
      @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx 3 года назад +271

      more than cigarette smokers, homes.

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 3 года назад +15

      Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 3 года назад +28

      @@teresai1877
      West side Story 😅

    • @tiajanee946
      @tiajanee946 3 года назад +57

      I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 года назад +1620

    There I was, man...
    Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives...
    and then...
    I got hit with a wrecking ball.
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @1897N
    @1897N 5 лет назад +9211

    So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 6 лет назад +10010

    The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO

  • @giantqtipz8117
    @giantqtipz8117 6 лет назад +6596

    "and then.. I got hit with AIDS."
    Its so sudden LOL

    • @pearlkenz9346
      @pearlkenz9346 5 лет назад +106

      giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .

    • @Christ_TheWay
      @Christ_TheWay 5 лет назад +36

      Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!

    • @sunnyblacc3795
      @sunnyblacc3795 5 лет назад +47

      He got str8 to the point lmao

    • @isaacrumley
      @isaacrumley 5 лет назад +5

      Yep that's the point

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 лет назад +15

      This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂

  • @ingenzi
    @ingenzi 4 года назад +1143

    This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 Год назад +18

      Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 лет назад +2867

    Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.

    • @aryanraj627
      @aryanraj627 6 лет назад +68

      EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️

    • @ironduke6432
      @ironduke6432 6 лет назад +25

      Principal*

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn 5 лет назад +11348

    If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.

    • @Dabloomfume
      @Dabloomfume 5 лет назад +63

      That’s right

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 5 лет назад +9

      Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...

    • @Kloxbyn
      @Kloxbyn 5 лет назад +15

      @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know...
      Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)

    • @punjabisoorme3289
      @punjabisoorme3289 5 лет назад +30

      I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY

    • @immercup
      @immercup 5 лет назад +18

      Consequences

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 5 лет назад +7014

    The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 5 лет назад +110

      Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”

    • @davidplummer7302
      @davidplummer7302 5 лет назад +188

      The wiggle squat

    • @quirkyangelxoxo
      @quirkyangelxoxo 3 года назад +78

      @@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”

    • @static4939
      @static4939 3 года назад +42

      1:09

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 3 года назад +50

      I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent.
      Then I realised two things.
      A. The principal said "Gang member"
      B. I am an idiot.

  • @alexanders1330
    @alexanders1330 2 года назад +1429

    The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth

    • @jazminchavira4589
      @jazminchavira4589 2 года назад +7

      True 👍

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Год назад +16

      But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.

    • @alexanders1330
      @alexanders1330 Год назад +2

      @@Sewblon elaborate?

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Год назад +29

      @@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.

    • @cb6667
      @cb6667 Год назад +4

      You somehow didn’t understand the vid

  • @xdooski
    @xdooski 9 лет назад +9918

    Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!

    • @nitroGen32
      @nitroGen32 9 лет назад +143

      swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD

    • @PLASTIC_CRAZY
      @PLASTIC_CRAZY 9 лет назад +48

      Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...

    • @mr.stretch5797
      @mr.stretch5797 9 лет назад +52

      swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!

    • @xdooski
      @xdooski 9 лет назад +110

      Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?

    • @ZarqV2
      @ZarqV2 9 лет назад +19

      YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao

  • @phersephonia3706
    @phersephonia3706 5 лет назад +8413

    For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.

    • @mrthumsup766
      @mrthumsup766 5 лет назад +282

      The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole

    • @cornbread596
      @cornbread596 5 лет назад +172

      And the wreckingball

    • @SimbaCrown67
      @SimbaCrown67 5 лет назад +202

      Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon

    • @TB__-
      @TB__- 5 лет назад +74

      And inventing Johnny B. Goode

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 5 лет назад +49

      Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention.
      Modern medicine, concequenses!

  • @Tom-xy9gb
    @Tom-xy9gb 5 лет назад +6508

    “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀

  • @einstien2409
    @einstien2409 5 лет назад +3822

    "Started making some real crimes, homeboy"
    "Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo"
    "CONSEQUENCES"
    LMFAO

  • @Jennaslense_
    @Jennaslense_ 6 лет назад +5009

    “It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*

  • @theraptor8096
    @theraptor8096 5 лет назад +2100

    "I did a driveby"
    everyone turns back
    "got sucked in a wormhole"

  • @JoeFanik
    @JoeFanik 8 лет назад +5990

    I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences

    • @ForGlory1
      @ForGlory1 8 лет назад +102

      nooice

    • @camille.8285
      @camille.8285 7 лет назад +85

      It's aliens. There's aliens over there.

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 7 лет назад +38

      How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 6 лет назад +5

      We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.

    • @vozeneldecierto3559
      @vozeneldecierto3559 6 лет назад +4

      Lan Dewell
      Consequences!!!

  • @drn316
    @drn316 5 лет назад +748

    “Then I got sucked into a wormhole”

    • @reiackerman1849
      @reiackerman1849 5 лет назад +59

      Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing..
      Lmao

    • @runerdude141
      @runerdude141 5 лет назад +24

      Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES

    • @fairefozza6406
      @fairefozza6406 5 лет назад +28

      Con-see-quenc-ES

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 7 месяцев назад +3

      Con-See-Quences!

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 лет назад +8133

    "NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."

  • @theauditor5275
    @theauditor5275 8 лет назад +3524

    love that random ass back to the future reference

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 лет назад +140

      GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!

    • @Redgamig
      @Redgamig 8 лет назад +20

      The Auditor same

    • @nikkoXmercado
      @nikkoXmercado 7 лет назад +18

      I really had to scroll this far for this comment?

    • @xanderzmartini
      @xanderzmartini 6 лет назад

      Also reign of fire I believe????

  • @madgemackles4337
    @madgemackles4337 5 лет назад +2741

    I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 3 года назад +612

    Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school*
    2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂

    • @alzarian2029
      @alzarian2029 3 года назад +25

      Consequences

    • @RickyMoss
      @RickyMoss 3 года назад +21

      😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀

  • @jupiterscrybabyy
    @jupiterscrybabyy 8 лет назад +2351

    "I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."

    • @swiff1174
      @swiff1174 8 лет назад +104

      That's from the movie Back to the Future

    • @brandonknable7890
      @brandonknable7890 7 лет назад +4

      wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @jmike1197
      @jmike1197 7 лет назад +1

      😂 😂 😆

    • @langers9988
      @langers9988 6 лет назад +25

      Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.

    • @giorgiustiashvili4238
      @giorgiustiashvili4238 6 лет назад +9

      wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES

  • @Justbringit666
    @Justbringit666 6 лет назад +3116

    “Everything you heard today is a lie”
    “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂

    • @ShomeAvi
      @ShomeAvi 6 лет назад +30

      r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.

    • @enzop2835
      @enzop2835 2 года назад +5

      😂😂 2:36

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia 6 лет назад +1414

    1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂

    • @JangoAway
      @JangoAway 5 лет назад +23

      Timing

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah haha

    • @ZackAttack5858
      @ZackAttack5858 5 лет назад +11

      That's what made it so funny. Rofl

    • @martinhess7334
      @martinhess7334 5 лет назад +15

      He moves like that everytime he say something insane...

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 лет назад +2

      It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice

  • @neanda
    @neanda 2 года назад +46

    I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise

  • @naam7018
    @naam7018 6 лет назад +2217

    “They were hanging on the streets”
    Then starts dancing

  • @ancaaa008
    @ancaaa008 5 лет назад +1392

    This is one of the best acting performances I've ever seen

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 4 года назад +15

      Foreal these guys should make a scary movie or something

    • @jondojondo5115
      @jondojondo5115 3 года назад +2

      @@davidsalinas9 they did. Its called Get out.

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 3 года назад +10

      @@jondojondo5115 lol I know r/whooosh

    • @gautamrana7046
      @gautamrana7046 3 года назад +4

      @@jondojondo5115 🤡🤡 🤦‍♂️

    • @scottslogic
      @scottslogic 2 года назад +5

      what acting? it's called *consequences*

  • @Giraffepopcorns90
    @Giraffepopcorns90 9 лет назад +3478

    "And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo."
    "Wut."
    "CONSEQUENCES!"

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 9 лет назад +177

      the wut got me

    • @ProductiveStrings
      @ProductiveStrings 8 лет назад +34

      Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha

    • @fahdasq507
      @fahdasq507 6 лет назад +4

      *"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 5 лет назад

      OK Donny I think we've had enough...

    • @JustaMomnFamily
      @JustaMomnFamily 5 лет назад

      Got sucked into a worm hole......

  • @gravityimage5
    @gravityimage5 Год назад +114

    "Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 лет назад +838

    "Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"

    • @karda009
      @karda009 9 лет назад +64

      And Peele.

    • @blender7
      @blender7 9 лет назад +98

      *****
      "one for each KEY."
      Pianos have 88 keys.

    • @MikeLocke
      @MikeLocke 9 лет назад +13

      blender7 really?

    • @joshitheyoshi2533
      @joshitheyoshi2533 9 лет назад +1

      ***** yes.

    • @ShynAwkward
      @ShynAwkward 9 лет назад +6

      *****
      I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)

  • @johnthedon7883
    @johnthedon7883 8 лет назад +376

    Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹

    • @incogn3gr0
      @incogn3gr0 7 лет назад +6

      John Sauce Consequences.

  • @shamsulhaque2034
    @shamsulhaque2034 5 лет назад +1975

    I love his body movements 😂

    • @myuhdidas
      @myuhdidas 5 лет назад +78

      The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing

    • @shamsulhaque2034
      @shamsulhaque2034 5 лет назад +31

      Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids

    • @dariusharris5132
      @dariusharris5132 5 лет назад +1

      Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt

    • @mrman9151
      @mrman9151 5 лет назад

      For real!!!

    • @reiackerman1849
      @reiackerman1849 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeah

  • @robinsonner5461
    @robinsonner5461 3 года назад +106

    This is really a modern day folk tale.
    Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.

    • @ita9550
      @ita9550 2 года назад +3

      I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil

  • @alfonsonation
    @alfonsonation 8 лет назад +1900

    I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!

    • @tiffanywoods9282
      @tiffanywoods9282 8 лет назад +78

      damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson

    • @Moonieg870
      @Moonieg870 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @MegaTonytheboss
      @MegaTonytheboss 8 лет назад +64

      +Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all

    • @Joe-uv7se
      @Joe-uv7se 8 лет назад +42

      Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo

    • @e0o9kii
      @e0o9kii 7 лет назад +19

      I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 5 лет назад +2878

    He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 5 лет назад +35

      @Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.

    • @prenomnom7197
      @prenomnom7197 5 лет назад +17

      Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 лет назад +3

      @@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive

    • @UGOkilleth
      @UGOkilleth 5 лет назад +5

      But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk

    • @nasekiller
      @nasekiller 5 лет назад +20

      no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 6 лет назад +2580

    Keegan can do literally any ethnicity

  • @hear-and-know
    @hear-and-know 9 месяцев назад +17

    Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language

  • @unmasked-tv6764
    @unmasked-tv6764 8 лет назад +756

    "gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂

  • @TheChef_isCookin
    @TheChef_isCookin 5 лет назад +894

    *strange eye contact and movements*
    "I used to be just like you"
    *tragic chord struck*

    • @EverytingAllAtOnce
      @EverytingAllAtOnce 5 лет назад +11

      I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this

    • @gabrieljohnson7417
      @gabrieljohnson7417 5 лет назад

      Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂

  • @blahblah7963
    @blahblah7963 6 лет назад +1207

    "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!

  • @kenobi-hi7qz
    @kenobi-hi7qz 3 года назад +47

    "More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.

  • @TheLofditty
    @TheLofditty 6 лет назад +2059

    “I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂

    • @buzzinboi3770
      @buzzinboi3770 6 лет назад +8

      Just a few

    • @noonecares4440
      @noonecares4440 6 лет назад +4

      Honestly didn't get that part

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 6 лет назад +12

      Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him

    • @tuckerbrunson4110
      @tuckerbrunson4110 6 лет назад +1

      Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 лет назад +3

      sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.

  • @fabgirl09
    @fabgirl09 5 лет назад +2442

    No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area

  • @AthenaPMiller
    @AthenaPMiller 8 лет назад +444

    Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.

    • @cocainecowboy1717
      @cocainecowboy1717 8 лет назад +2

      .

    • @connorduquette1432
      @connorduquette1432 8 лет назад +5

      Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.

    • @jakeburris1320
      @jakeburris1320 8 лет назад +4

      +Connor Duquette your comment made no sense

    • @connorduquette1432
      @connorduquette1432 8 лет назад +14

      Jake Burris
      Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.

    • @TimothyNyota
      @TimothyNyota 8 лет назад +6

      Key is a fuckin great actor!!

  • @doublev1454
    @doublev1454 Год назад +46

    “You think I’m learning, but no”
    This is my life quote.

  • @MrSledge88
    @MrSledge88 8 лет назад +2812

    And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Khalid-ik5od
    @Khalid-ik5od 6 лет назад +2813

    then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂

  • @mgtow4l278
    @mgtow4l278 7 лет назад +738

    "88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂

    • @NiecezZASMR
      @NiecezZASMR 6 лет назад +3

      MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 6 лет назад +5

      MGTOW4L
      Now i how many keys are in a piano

    • @chas386
      @chas386 6 лет назад

      Seth Meyer

  • @clqude
    @clqude 2 года назад +51

    I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro
    “yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”

  • @Pienoah
    @Pienoah 5 лет назад +788

    “I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 5 лет назад +11

      Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤

    • @papaisduniyakapapa
      @papaisduniyakapapa 3 года назад +3

      @@galaxylucia1898 Story

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 года назад +1

      @@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TyBeTroLLing
      @TyBeTroLLing 3 года назад +1

      I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂

    • @iandguzman
      @iandguzman 3 года назад +2

      I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.

  • @sweetdoll4557
    @sweetdoll4557 5 лет назад +1416

    "Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀
    "Consequences"

  • @back2thefuture
    @back2thefuture 9 лет назад +321

    Key and Peele tryna steal my plot?
    Consequences.

    • @davydabutcha7839
      @davydabutcha7839 9 лет назад +4

      Ikr!! You invented Johnny b Goode lol

    • @carstereobandits
      @carstereobandits 9 лет назад +11

      +Back to the Future It's 2015, where the hell are the hover boards and self-drying jackets McFly?

    • @christopher399
      @christopher399 9 лет назад +1

      +carstereobandits Hoverboards exists.

    • @daltostar7566
      @daltostar7566 9 лет назад +3

      +christopher399 no they don't those are segways without handles

  • @ogsnakesnake765
    @ogsnakesnake765 3 года назад +163

    Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.

    • @tomiantenna7279
      @tomiantenna7279 3 года назад +11

      Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 6 лет назад +1505

    I asked a girl out once.
    Then I got teleported to the moon!
    CONSEQUENCES!

    • @speedbird1598
      @speedbird1598 6 лет назад +34

      tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 лет назад +6

      I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers...
      And then I got hit by the third bomb.
      *CONSEQUENCES*

    • @bruhman3825
      @bruhman3825 5 лет назад

      That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.

    • @JorgePerez-rw8rx
      @JorgePerez-rw8rx 5 лет назад +2

      Luther hargreeves 😂
      Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren

    • @orestpaja2531
      @orestpaja2531 5 лет назад

      Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure

  • @nenes_universe9341
    @nenes_universe9341 6 лет назад +652

    When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 6 лет назад +6

      What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!

    • @danierupieru5640
      @danierupieru5640 6 лет назад

      Hisoka his name right

    • @mhj626
      @mhj626 6 лет назад

      When we gonna know about ya story

    • @emilyreid1479
      @emilyreid1479 6 лет назад

      relateble

  • @benport466
    @benport466 9 лет назад +900

    I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*

    • @brandongonzales2588
      @brandongonzales2588 9 лет назад +80

      That's some serious shit bro lol

    • @unclebrownfingers6738
      @unclebrownfingers6738 8 лет назад +39

      +Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!

    • @SpoonDude
      @SpoonDude 8 лет назад +52

      +Ben Port
      Then I got sucked into a wormhole.

    • @tentailmadara2500
      @tentailmadara2500 8 лет назад +4

      sorry but what does that mean

    • @benport466
      @benport466 8 лет назад +18

      ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.

  • @VictorNidas
    @VictorNidas 3 года назад +40

    The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry

    • @bryandiaz8042
      @bryandiaz8042 3 года назад +2

      Super legendsry indeed

    • @VictorNidas
      @VictorNidas 3 года назад +1

      @@bryandiaz8042 insane legendsry

  • @rheaellis1602
    @rheaellis1602 8 лет назад +761

    "You think I'm LEARNING, but no, see I'm just like you, got back out there, started making some real crimes homeBOI!!!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂

  • @shawndeninger4901
    @shawndeninger4901 7 лет назад +2540

    I talked to a girl once. CONSEQUENCES!!😂😂

  • @indowithbadenglish5677
    @indowithbadenglish5677 5 лет назад +314

    To imagine how the school found this guy is what really makes the sketch even funnier LMAO

  • @eyalmolchansky
    @eyalmolchansky 3 года назад +17

    this is one of the best skits ever made,
    i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.

  • @christiansquirrel5568
    @christiansquirrel5568 8 лет назад +186

    I just like how he moves his body when he drops the news on em.

    • @massparody
      @massparody 8 лет назад +7

      Me too xD so much Mexican pep

    • @johnnypimpinz5202
      @johnnypimpinz5202 6 лет назад +1

      I want to see actual Mexicans move like this lol

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 6 лет назад +4

      Johnny Pimpinz go to East L.A. homes, you will see it a lot 😂😂😂

  • @balipsette
    @balipsette 5 лет назад +487

    "I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL

  • @nicholasfox966
    @nicholasfox966 5 лет назад +352

    The attention to detail of Key & Peele and their writing staff was just fantastic. “Thank you, Aurelio. I apologize, Teresa.” So specific and authentic and hilarious.

  • @demontimen1gga819
    @demontimen1gga819 Месяц назад +3

    i saw someone say "every key and peele sketch comes back to CONSEQUENCES" and i had to come here

  • @TimeTravelingAltair1337
    @TimeTravelingAltair1337 9 лет назад +799

    lol the body movements he makes

  • @ihadtochangemyname5595
    @ihadtochangemyname5595 5 лет назад +776

    Starts to salsa “They were hanging on the streets late at night, more than cigarette smokers”... 😂😂😂

  • @JjM91084
    @JjM91084 8 лет назад +1225

    YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...

    • @senordickhead100
      @senordickhead100 8 лет назад +14

      the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?

    • @rheaellis1602
      @rheaellis1602 8 лет назад +13

      +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

    • @rheaellis1602
      @rheaellis1602 8 лет назад +2

      +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

    • @abrahamhoskinsx4698
      @abrahamhoskinsx4698 7 лет назад

      I was the 1000th like 😁

  • @ChiefBret
    @ChiefBret Месяц назад +5

    His first "what" at 1:30 kills me and I find myself thinking of this sketch when I hear someone say it in everyday life

  • @MrTroubleism77
    @MrTroubleism77 6 лет назад +790

    If u watch closely, all the extras were trying to hold their laughter but then CONSEQUENCES

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 6 лет назад +22

      Nah. They were just acting. The audience was suppose to giggle at him because everyone thought he was a joke. In fact, everyone left the auditorium still thinking he was a joke. No one saw the wrecking ball.
      Also, they probably filmed the student reaction shots separately. Much cheaper than trying to get everything in one shot, also faster.

    • @marlonbegue
      @marlonbegue 5 лет назад +4

      @@flewkisdead wrong. i worked on this and that's actually me at 2:02. We were indeed struggling not to laugh. It was even funnier in person to be honest

  • @synysterjazmyngates
    @synysterjazmyngates 5 лет назад +493

    It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!

  • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
    @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 лет назад +694

    A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences......
    was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.

    • @cellshaded
      @cellshaded 9 лет назад +2

      Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.

    • @Kerbapki
      @Kerbapki 9 лет назад +2

      Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 лет назад

      RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings.
      Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?

    • @Kerbapki
      @Kerbapki 9 лет назад

      how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 лет назад

      RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?

  • @romelljeremiah
    @romelljeremiah Год назад +12

    That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂

  • @danboah2501
    @danboah2501 5 лет назад +699

    Almost died when he went YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH after the drive by

  • @nosferatu6385
    @nosferatu6385 6 лет назад +762

    -AND THEN, ONE DAY!!! I got shot out of a catapult.
    -That's it! 😂😂

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 6 лет назад +9

      Into a dragon's mouth.

    • @demigod4598
      @demigod4598 5 лет назад +10

      Into a mouth of a dragon

    • @lepulu4137
      @lepulu4137 5 лет назад +2

      DANK BOİ into the dragon of a mouth

    • @rome_055
      @rome_055 5 лет назад

      Into the mouth of a dragon - does the dance
      LMFAO

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 5 лет назад

      Into the mouth of a dragon

  • @nabskiee2578
    @nabskiee2578 5 лет назад +9641

    I confessed to my crush
    Then I got friendzoned
    *Consequences*

    • @DzDope
      @DzDope 5 лет назад +57

      Itsyaboi Thanos relatable lmfaoo

    • @HarleyQuinn-ef4lk
      @HarleyQuinn-ef4lk 5 лет назад +63

      Death Friendzoned Thanos again? Damn, now I know why he was pissed off in Endgame!

    • @Manbeast222
      @Manbeast222 5 лет назад +9

      This is one of the best ones lmfao

    • @TheErikaShow
      @TheErikaShow 5 лет назад

      Itsyaboi Thanos
      Haaa!!!!!!

    • @bigtex1238
      @bigtex1238 5 лет назад

      Haha !!!

  • @costanzaman42
    @costanzaman42 6 дней назад +1

    I’m convinced Key could win an Oscar if given the right opportunity in a dramatic movie

  • @MyLOLVideoSEnjoY
    @MyLOLVideoSEnjoY 6 лет назад +1062

    a piano fell on my head............... CONSEQUENCES!!!

  • @MattSynysterRx20
    @MattSynysterRx20 8 лет назад +364

    "They were hanging on the streets, late at night" not sure if they are dancers or bad kids

    • @ai5550
      @ai5550 8 лет назад +15

      +MattSynyster i read this as he was saying it xD

    • @DiegoAlexio
      @DiegoAlexio 8 лет назад +4

      +xXShadowKillerXx Oh my god!!!! same here!!! 😱

    • @firstlast-wg2on
      @firstlast-wg2on 8 лет назад

      "Dancers"

    • @RacleandRaHill
      @RacleandRaHill 7 лет назад

      Diego Graciano bruh me too

    • @maryetuk7628
      @maryetuk7628 7 лет назад

      MattSynyster 😂😂😂

  • @ivansingrasabout7403
    @ivansingrasabout7403 10 лет назад +303

    im in a very emotional state right now, my bills are rising, i lost my wife, my kids, got a divorce everythings hard right now. and its just sad that i have to tell the internet about my stuggles. im thinking of comitting suicide, just jumping off a building may god have mercy on me, then i got jumped by the seven dwarfs. CONSEQUENCES

    • @connorbanepoop
      @connorbanepoop 10 лет назад +36

      2emotional4me bro

    • @DonCapoeira
      @DonCapoeira 10 лет назад +20

      Damn that's deep.

    • @nodruoJ
      @nodruoJ 10 лет назад +38

      Bro shouldn't joke about that, I got prostate cancer, almost died it was late noticed, my daughter broke her leg in 2 places, me and my wife are sick dunno, what to do...DEN I GOT MY DICKED CHOPPED OFF BY 88 DRAGONS CONCEQUENCES!

    • @applesausesoupm6666
      @applesausesoupm6666 10 лет назад +12

      chaosguygx that's nothing my mom dropped me off at some guys house never came back killed osama bin laden got ebola then elmo and big bird jumped me on seseme street CONSEQUENCES

    • @nodruoJ
      @nodruoJ 10 лет назад +10

      APPLESAUSESOUP M damn nigga, DAT happened to my brother yesterday :'c

  • @dylancannella
    @dylancannella 3 года назад +5

    i’ve seen every key and peele skit this is my favorite

  • @bigboaayyquan9368
    @bigboaayyquan9368 5 лет назад +545

    “I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭

  • @I_Cause_ConFLICKt
    @I_Cause_ConFLICKt 5 лет назад +115

    I love his lowering wavy walk when he's talking about the consequences.

  • @lostangelestimes2712
    @lostangelestimes2712 6 лет назад +79

    one of my favorite skits. the way he goes low after each story is hilarious

  • @dc37wwe2kmods
    @dc37wwe2kmods 3 года назад +18

    "I used to be just like you."
    *dramatic music starts*

    • @mattryan8834
      @mattryan8834 3 года назад +4

      Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂

  • @dito7347
    @dito7347 8 лет назад +407

    The milk carton part is so random lmaoo

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 8 лет назад +78

      Seems like some dumb shit someone would pull at school though, haha.

    • @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315
      @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315 8 лет назад +5

      Madberty in highschool? They must be fucking lonely as fuck and probably have no taste in humor and have no friends.

    • @spiritualopportunism4585
      @spiritualopportunism4585 8 лет назад +8

      "Thank you so much." LOLS!

  • @refractures
    @refractures 8 лет назад +1469

    Were they trying to be Hispanic? because they were spot on with the accent.

    • @dawitgugsa
      @dawitgugsa 8 лет назад +171

      Nah man. He's a black dude named Donny Herrera.

    • @dawitgugsa
      @dawitgugsa 8 лет назад +275

      How many black dudes you know that throw quinceaneras?

    • @Actheman1978
      @Actheman1978 8 лет назад +44

      Why ask if the accent was spot on? Nah, he was using that accent, but he was supposed to be a Briton.

    • @TranscendentalMindX
      @TranscendentalMindX 8 лет назад +47

      No, they were trying to be Chinese. What the fuck did you think, dumbass? What do you think they said or did that DIDN'T make that obvious?

    • @refractures
      @refractures 8 лет назад

      +Adi Obviously I realize that you shit head. I was joking. Late? Dumbass? Hold this L

  • @jazzyjazz2673
    @jazzyjazz2673 8 лет назад +507

    Yeaaaaaah YEAAAAAAH!!!!!- then I got sucked into a wormhole 💀

  • @christopherwatkins150
    @christopherwatkins150 Год назад +16

    This is absolutely their best sketch ever!

    • @CrownVic977
      @CrownVic977 Год назад

      I also think this is just top notch funny, but I laughed much harder at their sketch when they were counting money during that Mexican drug trade

  • @malcolmtyler1622
    @malcolmtyler1622 5 лет назад +56

    This guy visited out school a few months ago, it was very inspirational and emotional.. A piano also fell on my uncles head and his last words were “Consequences” this speech hit me hard like the piano did my uncle

  • @johnRH777
    @johnRH777 5 лет назад +2408

    Then I got sucked into a wormhole
    😂 😂 😂 dead 💀

    • @CodeNameCappy
      @CodeNameCappy 5 лет назад +28

      Consequences LMAOOO

    • @jordangrimmett8957
      @jordangrimmett8957 5 лет назад +8

      Johnathan Rasean haha I wasn’t that had me dying. 😂💀

    • @earljoshuacastro6455
      @earljoshuacastro6455 5 лет назад +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 5 лет назад +9

      Then immediately "consequenSES?" like he's asking a question at the end.

    • @mayraperez38
      @mayraperez38 5 лет назад

      i lied then got pushed into a meat grinder one broken bone for each saw consequences

  • @msgonsalves3668
    @msgonsalves3668 6 лет назад +583

    When he started dancing I couldn’t take no more! 😭😭😭 Too many CONSEQUENCES!!! 🤣💕

    • @DoyinSage
      @DoyinSage 6 лет назад +13

      Key's reactions were gold 😂, "What?!"

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 лет назад +1

      @@DoyinSage fr

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 Год назад +6

    "I tried to shoot John Wick in the head after a duel, but he hadn't fired his bullet yet.
    Consequences."

  • @naromngin
    @naromngin 10 лет назад +1446

    Would have been funny if the kids actually agreed/nod/cry during his randomness and all stood up to clap/cheer at the end while the principal scratches his head wondering how that actually got through to them.

    • @nickbraido3960
      @nickbraido3960 10 лет назад +59

      if you make fun of me I will unsubscribe your box is stupid

    • @enjoytheworld1988
      @enjoytheworld1988 10 лет назад +54

      Cliche!!

    • @DKsaNn7
      @DKsaNn7 10 лет назад +4

      Nick Braido *your
      lol i've never seen someone make the opposite mistake of the english "yours"

    • @vuemeister1
      @vuemeister1 10 лет назад +46

      No, not really! That's stupid!

    • @xocpm2
      @xocpm2 10 лет назад +38

      That's what everyone expects. Wouldn't have been funny. This was funnier.

  • @BlazyBluntz
    @BlazyBluntz 5 лет назад +1678

    The principal hired a crack head:
    sǝɔuǝnbǝsuoƆ

    • @yourdailygrapes7451
      @yourdailygrapes7451 5 лет назад +37

      how you do that?

    • @BlazyBluntz
      @BlazyBluntz 5 лет назад +49

      A piano fell on my head, the concussions gave me supernatural abilities homes.
      𝐬ǝɔ𝐮ǝ𝐧𝐛ǝ𝐬𝐮𝐨Ɔ

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 5 лет назад +18

      cathalgordon PLEASE SHOW US THE WAY

    • @BlazyBluntz
      @BlazyBluntz 5 лет назад +17

      Handsome With The Handgun Your time will come soon young Jedi

    • @h.a.b.arguille1896
      @h.a.b.arguille1896 5 лет назад +1

      This is just fucking SCHWAS

  • @stonecold2589
    @stonecold2589 7 лет назад +266

    I like to imagine this guy is the older Carlito just with a different name. So loco.

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 3 года назад +1

    loves the way he sways his head and body when he mentions the consequence. this is by far one of thier best sketches.