Key & Peele - Consequences

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2014
  • A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @xtremexavier6639
    @xtremexavier6639 5 лет назад +29479

    I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep
    *Consequences*

    • @itsvee803
      @itsvee803 5 лет назад +55

      Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂

    • @jaimequintanajr.5276
      @jaimequintanajr.5276 5 лет назад +135

      This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!

    • @jaydntaylor9183
      @jaydntaylor9183 5 лет назад +44

      And then a piano fell on your head

    • @keelolo3427
      @keelolo3427 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂EXACTLY

    • @viliamitikoipau1446
      @viliamitikoipau1446 5 лет назад +5

      Let's goo made it 1.2K

  • @1897N
    @1897N 4 года назад +8211

    So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed

    • @Akuma00111
      @Akuma00111 4 года назад +272

      "CONSEQUENCES"

    • @Jsuarez6
      @Jsuarez6 4 года назад +311

      By process of elimination, he is the most loco now.

    • @AltairAC
      @AltairAC 3 года назад +43

      Donnie is just his alias

    • @astrofletch9051
      @astrofletch9051 3 года назад +7

      HA

    • @mphomattbaase7927
      @mphomattbaase7927 2 года назад +6

      He said heaven is for p******

  • @JuggyBear
    @JuggyBear 3 года назад +4872

    "They were hanging on the streets late at night.."
    *salsa dancing movements* 😅

    • @teresai1877
      @teresai1877 3 года назад +141

      I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.

    • @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx
      @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx 3 года назад +219

      more than cigarette smokers, homes.

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 2 года назад +11

      Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 2 года назад +20

      @@teresai1877
      West side Story 😅

    • @tiajanee946
      @tiajanee946 2 года назад +38

      I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 Год назад +1225

    There I was, man...
    Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives...
    and then...
    I got hit with a wrecking ball.
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 4 года назад +11075

    “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @juliohernandez3148
      @juliohernandez3148 4 года назад +86

      Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂

    • @seanpuello
      @seanpuello 4 года назад +131

      I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number

    • @leom8101
      @leom8101 4 года назад +11

      Hahaha

    • @marshalbaek5580
      @marshalbaek5580 4 года назад +19

      I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂

    • @vanexcelarroz5511
      @vanexcelarroz5511 4 года назад +6

      I don't get it

  • @giantqtipz8117
    @giantqtipz8117 5 лет назад +5983

    "and then.. I got hit with AIDS."
    Its so sudden LOL

    • @pearlkenz9346
      @pearlkenz9346 5 лет назад +101

      giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .

    • @Christ_TheWay
      @Christ_TheWay 4 года назад +22

      Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!

    • @sunnyblacc3795
      @sunnyblacc3795 4 года назад +38

      He got str8 to the point lmao

    • @isaacrumley
      @isaacrumley 4 года назад +3

      Yep that's the point

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 4 года назад +12

      This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂

  • @ingenzi
    @ingenzi 4 года назад +915

    This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 Год назад +14

      Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.

    • @E.after.D.I.am.T.H
      @E.after.D.I.am.T.H 8 месяцев назад

      The hype man one is what got me

  • @alexanders1330
    @alexanders1330 Год назад +1033

    The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth

    • @jazminchavira4589
      @jazminchavira4589 Год назад +5

      True 👍

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Год назад +9

      But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.

    • @alexanders1330
      @alexanders1330 Год назад +1

      @@Sewblon elaborate?

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Год назад +20

      @@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.

    • @cb6667
      @cb6667 Год назад +3

      You somehow didn’t understand the vid

  • @phersephonia3706
    @phersephonia3706 4 года назад +7714

    For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.

    • @mrthumsup766
      @mrthumsup766 4 года назад +253

      The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole

    • @cornbread5968
      @cornbread5968 4 года назад +147

      And the wreckingball

    • @michaelmoore-brysselbout9614
      @michaelmoore-brysselbout9614 4 года назад +177

      Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon

    • @TB__-
      @TB__- 4 года назад +64

      And inventing Johnny B. Goode

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 4 года назад +43

      Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention.
      Modern medicine, concequenses!

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn 4 года назад +10984

    If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.

    • @Dabloomfume
      @Dabloomfume 4 года назад +57

      That’s right

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 4 года назад +9

      Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...

    • @Kloxbyn
      @Kloxbyn 4 года назад +15

      @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know...
      Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)

    • @punjabisoorme3289
      @punjabisoorme3289 4 года назад +30

      I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY

    • @alligator_detective
      @alligator_detective 4 года назад +16

      Consequences

  • @drn316
    @drn316 4 года назад +658

    “Then I got sucked into a wormhole”

    • @reiackerman1849
      @reiackerman1849 4 года назад +55

      Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing..
      Lmao

    • @runerdude141
      @runerdude141 4 года назад +23

      Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES

    • @fairefozza6406
      @fairefozza6406 4 года назад +22

      Con-see-quenc-ES

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 8 дней назад

      Con-See-Quences!

  • @Pienoah
    @Pienoah 4 года назад +767

    “I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 4 года назад +12

      Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤

    • @papaisduniyakapapa
      @papaisduniyakapapa 2 года назад +4

      @@galaxylucia1898 Story

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 2 года назад +2

      @@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TyBeTroLLing
      @TyBeTroLLing 2 года назад +1

      I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂

    • @iandguzman
      @iandguzman 2 года назад +3

      I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.

  • @Tom-xy9gb
    @Tom-xy9gb 5 лет назад +6292

    “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 4 года назад +6765

    The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 года назад +110

      Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”

    • @davidplummer7302
      @davidplummer7302 4 года назад +179

      The wiggle squat

    • @quirkyangelxoxo
      @quirkyangelxoxo 3 года назад +76

      @@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”

    • @static4939
      @static4939 2 года назад +39

      1:09

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 2 года назад +48

      I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent.
      Then I realised two things.
      A. The principal said "Gang member"
      B. I am an idiot.

  • @synysterjazmyngates
    @synysterjazmyngates 4 года назад +484

    It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!

  • @balipsette
    @balipsette 4 года назад +463

    "I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL

  • @JoeFanik
    @JoeFanik 7 лет назад +5725

    I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences

    • @ForGlory1
      @ForGlory1 7 лет назад +95

      nooice

    • @camille.8285
      @camille.8285 7 лет назад +81

      It's aliens. There's aliens over there.

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 6 лет назад +35

      How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 6 лет назад +5

      We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.

    • @vozeneldecierto3559
      @vozeneldecierto3559 6 лет назад +3

      Lan Dewell
      Consequences!!!

  • @DooDoobutter136
    @DooDoobutter136 9 лет назад +9708

    Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!

    • @nitroGen32
      @nitroGen32 9 лет назад +138

      swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD

    • @jasongabriel565
      @jasongabriel565 9 лет назад +47

      Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...

    • @mr.stretch5797
      @mr.stretch5797 9 лет назад +52

      swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!

    • @DooDoobutter136
      @DooDoobutter136 9 лет назад +106

      Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?

    • @ZarqV2
      @ZarqV2 9 лет назад +17

      YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao

  • @einstien2409
    @einstien2409 4 года назад +3673

    "Started making some real crimes, homeboy"
    "Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo"
    "CONSEQUENCES"
    LMFAO

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 3 года назад +553

    Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school*
    2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂

    • @alzarian2029
      @alzarian2029 3 года назад +22

      Consequences

    • @RickyMoss
      @RickyMoss 2 года назад +17

      😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 лет назад +9409

    The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO

  • @TimeTravelingAltair1337
    @TimeTravelingAltair1337 8 лет назад +790

    lol the body movements he makes

  • @hear-and-know
    @hear-and-know Месяц назад +12

    Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language

  • @gravityimage5
    @gravityimage5 Год назад +87

    "Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 5 лет назад +2536

    Keegan can do literally any ethnicity

  • @Justbringit666
    @Justbringit666 6 лет назад +3010

    “Everything you heard today is a lie”
    “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂

    • @ShomeAvi
      @ShomeAvi 5 лет назад +28

      r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.

    • @enzop2835
      @enzop2835 Год назад +4

      😂😂 2:36

  • @doublev1454
    @doublev1454 Год назад +15

    “You think I’m learning, but no”
    This is my life quote.

  • @montanarena
    @montanarena 4 года назад +75

    “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂

  • @madgemackles4337
    @madgemackles4337 5 лет назад +2695

    I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences

  • @Jennaslense_
    @Jennaslense_ 5 лет назад +4972

    “It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*

  • @robinsonner5461
    @robinsonner5461 2 года назад +86

    This is really a modern day folk tale.
    Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.

    • @ita9550
      @ita9550 2 года назад +2

      I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil

  • @kenobi-hi7qz
    @kenobi-hi7qz 3 года назад +45

    "More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.

  • @naam7018
    @naam7018 5 лет назад +2163

    “They were hanging on the streets”
    Then starts dancing

  • @theauditor5275
    @theauditor5275 7 лет назад +3466

    love that random ass back to the future reference

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 7 лет назад +140

      GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!

    • @Redgamig
      @Redgamig 7 лет назад +20

      The Auditor same

    • @nikkoXmercado
      @nikkoXmercado 6 лет назад +16

      I really had to scroll this far for this comment?

    • @xanderzmartini
      @xanderzmartini 6 лет назад

      Also reign of fire I believe????

  • @clqude
    @clqude Год назад +40

    I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro
    “yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”

  • @ogsnakesnake765
    @ogsnakesnake765 2 года назад +155

    Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.

    • @tomiantenna7279
      @tomiantenna7279 2 года назад +11

      Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!

  • @jupiterscrybabyy
    @jupiterscrybabyy 7 лет назад +2226

    "I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."

    • @swiff1174
      @swiff1174 7 лет назад +94

      That's from the movie Back to the Future

    • @brandonknable7890
      @brandonknable7890 6 лет назад +4

      wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @jmike1197
      @jmike1197 6 лет назад +1

      😂 😂 😆

    • @langers9988
      @langers9988 6 лет назад +25

      Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.

    • @giorgiustiashvili4238
      @giorgiustiashvili4238 6 лет назад +8

      wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES

  • @shamsulhaque2034
    @shamsulhaque2034 4 года назад +1962

    I love his body movements 😂

    • @myuhdidas
      @myuhdidas 4 года назад +76

      The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing

    • @shamsulhaque2034
      @shamsulhaque2034 4 года назад +29

      Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids

    • @dariusharris5132
      @dariusharris5132 4 года назад +1

      Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt

    • @mrman9151
      @mrman9151 4 года назад

      For real!!!

    • @reiackerman1849
      @reiackerman1849 4 года назад

      Yeeeeah

  • @victordodai6311
    @victordodai6311 3 года назад +32

    The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry

  • @neanda
    @neanda Год назад +43

    I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise

  • @theraptor8096
    @theraptor8096 4 года назад +2016

    "I did a driveby"
    everyone turns back
    "got sucked in a wormhole"

  • @johnthedon7883
    @johnthedon7883 8 лет назад +353

    Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹

    • @incogn3gr0
      @incogn3gr0 6 лет назад +6

      John Sauce Consequences.

  • @dc37wwe2kmods
    @dc37wwe2kmods 2 года назад +15

    "I used to be just like you."
    *dramatic music starts*

    • @mattryan8834
      @mattryan8834 2 года назад +4

      Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂

  • @romelljeremiah
    @romelljeremiah 7 месяцев назад +13

    That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂

  • @TheLofditty
    @TheLofditty 6 лет назад +2053

    “I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂

    • @buzzinboi3770
      @buzzinboi3770 5 лет назад +8

      Just a few

    • @noonecares4440
      @noonecares4440 5 лет назад +4

      Honestly didn't get that part

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 5 лет назад +12

      Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him

    • @tuckerbrunson4110
      @tuckerbrunson4110 5 лет назад +1

      Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +3

      sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.

  • @unmasked-tv6764
    @unmasked-tv6764 7 лет назад +746

    "gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂

  • @noho_hank7627
    @noho_hank7627 Год назад +28

    Just watched John Wick 4 and Wick’s “consequences” line made me think of this sketch. 😂

    • @kendellstewart2090
      @kendellstewart2090 Год назад

      Came here directly from that line in JW4

    • @kendellstewart2090
      @kendellstewart2090 Год назад

      From the moment they killed his dog and stole his car ......Consequences!!!

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 лет назад +818

    "Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"

    • @karda009
      @karda009 9 лет назад +63

      And Peele.

    • @blender7
      @blender7 9 лет назад +98

      *****
      "one for each KEY."
      Pianos have 88 keys.

    • @MikeLocke
      @MikeLocke 9 лет назад +14

      blender7 really?

    • @joshitheyoshi2533
      @joshitheyoshi2533 8 лет назад +1

      ***** yes.

    • @ShynAwkward
      @ShynAwkward 8 лет назад +6

      *****
      I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 8 лет назад +8091

    "NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 4 года назад +56

    I’ve never taken the word “Consequences” this seriously before!

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 3 года назад +17

    1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 5 лет назад +2855

    He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 5 лет назад +34

      @Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.

    • @prenomnom7197
      @prenomnom7197 5 лет назад +16

      Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 4 года назад +3

      @@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive

    • @UGOkilleth
      @UGOkilleth 4 года назад +5

      But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk

    • @nasekiller
      @nasekiller 4 года назад +18

      no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.

  • @Giraffepopcorns90
    @Giraffepopcorns90 9 лет назад +3447

    "And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo."
    "Wut."
    "CONSEQUENCES!"

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 8 лет назад +179

      the wut got me

    • @ProductiveStrings
      @ProductiveStrings 7 лет назад +34

      Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha

    • @fahdasq507
      @fahdasq507 6 лет назад +4

      *"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 5 лет назад

      OK Donny I think we've had enough...

    • @JustaMomnFamily
      @JustaMomnFamily 5 лет назад

      Got sucked into a worm hole......

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 Год назад +6

    "I tried to shoot John Wick in the head after a duel, but he hadn't fired his bullet yet.
    Consequences."

  • @dylancannella3561
    @dylancannella3561 2 года назад +5

    i’ve seen every key and peele skit this is my favorite

  • @alfonsonation
    @alfonsonation 8 лет назад +1859

    I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!

    • @tiffanywoods9282
      @tiffanywoods9282 8 лет назад +75

      damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson

    • @Moonieg870
      @Moonieg870 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @MegaTonytheboss
      @MegaTonytheboss 8 лет назад +63

      +Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all

    • @Joe-uv7se
      @Joe-uv7se 8 лет назад +42

      Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo

    • @e0o9kii
      @e0o9kii 6 лет назад +18

      I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!

  • @fabgirl09
    @fabgirl09 4 года назад +2422

    No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area

  • @eyalmolchansky
    @eyalmolchansky 3 года назад +15

    this is one of the best skits ever made,
    i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN 5 лет назад +597

    "I feel like he missed a step there......"

    • @JB-zd8gv
      @JB-zd8gv 5 лет назад +2

      I feel the same way

    • @wendalljohnson
      @wendalljohnson 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nonamer29
      @nonamer29 5 лет назад +6

      The delivery of that line was gold.

  • @Khalid-ik5od
    @Khalid-ik5od 5 лет назад +2812

    then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂

  • @amybess
    @amybess 2 месяца назад +4

    I say "consequences" to my students all the time

  • @fikiswandima8888
    @fikiswandima8888 7 месяцев назад +8

    This will NEVER get old🤣🤣🤣

    • @chytown74
      @chytown74 3 месяца назад

      Never.. consequences!!😂

  • @MrSledge88
    @MrSledge88 8 лет назад +2797

    And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benport466
    @benport466 8 лет назад +894

    I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*

    • @brandongonzales2588
      @brandongonzales2588 8 лет назад +77

      That's some serious shit bro lol

    • @unclebrownfingers6738
      @unclebrownfingers6738 8 лет назад +39

      +Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!

    • @SpoonDude
      @SpoonDude 8 лет назад +50

      +Ben Port
      Then I got sucked into a wormhole.

    • @tentailmadara2500
      @tentailmadara2500 8 лет назад +4

      sorry but what does that mean

    • @benport466
      @benport466 8 лет назад +17

      ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.

  • @kieransadauski6417
    @kieransadauski6417 7 месяцев назад +18

    As a high school student I wish we would have an assembly exactly like this👍😂

  • @Exler_Ko
    @Exler_Ko 7 месяцев назад +3

    "The faster we get away from him, the better" 😭😭😭🙏🙏

  • @mgtow4l278
    @mgtow4l278 6 лет назад +735

    "88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂

    • @NiecezZASMR
      @NiecezZASMR 5 лет назад +3

      MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 лет назад +5

      MGTOW4L
      Now i how many keys are in a piano

    • @chas386
      @chas386 5 лет назад

      Seth Meyer

  • @blahblah7963
    @blahblah7963 6 лет назад +1202

    "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!

  • @chocboiwonda6810
    @chocboiwonda6810 3 года назад +7

    "Donnie uh I think we've had enou..."
    "I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!!"

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag 2 года назад +3

    A few years ago I decided to watch one Key & Peele video and now I just cannot stop.
    Consequences.

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 8 лет назад +2733

    Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.

    • @aryanraj627
      @aryanraj627 5 лет назад +61

      EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️

    • @ironduke6432
      @ironduke6432 5 лет назад +23

      Principal*

  • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
    @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 лет назад +671

    A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences......
    was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.

    • @cellshaded
      @cellshaded 9 лет назад +1

      Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.

    • @Kerbapki
      @Kerbapki 9 лет назад +2

      Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 лет назад

      RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings.
      Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?

    • @Kerbapki
      @Kerbapki 9 лет назад

      how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 лет назад

      RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?

  • @christopherwatkins150
    @christopherwatkins150 Год назад +16

    This is absolutely their best sketch ever!

    • @CrownVic977
      @CrownVic977 Год назад

      I also think this is just top notch funny, but I laughed much harder at their sketch when they were counting money during that Mexican drug trade

  • @muzikhonakhanyile5486
    @muzikhonakhanyile5486 Год назад +25

    "I got shot out of a catapult... into the mouth of a dragon"💀💀💀

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 8 месяцев назад

      That’s it everybody go home

  • @dashiellgregory
    @dashiellgregory 5 лет назад +890

    *strange eye contact and movements*
    "I used to be just like you"
    *tragic chord struck*

    • @Thatwhiteblackkid
      @Thatwhiteblackkid 4 года назад +11

      I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this

    • @gabrieljohnson7417
      @gabrieljohnson7417 4 года назад

      Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia 5 лет назад +1388

    1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂

    • @JangoAway
      @JangoAway 5 лет назад +23

      Timing

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah haha

    • @ZackAttack5858
      @ZackAttack5858 5 лет назад +11

      That's what made it so funny. Rofl

    • @martinhess7334
      @martinhess7334 5 лет назад +15

      He moves like that everytime he say something insane...

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 4 года назад +2

      It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice

  • @bonez8153
    @bonez8153 2 года назад +3

    the soft piano in the background😭

  • @kels.808
    @kels.808 2 года назад +28

    I get the feeling that they didn’t exactly know what they were doing, what they were going for or how to wrap up this sketch. But it turned out to be comedy gold! Gets funnier every time I see it and I find myself saying “con-se-quences” often 😂

  • @ancaaa008
    @ancaaa008 4 года назад +1392

    This is one of the best acting performances I've ever seen

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 4 года назад +14

      Foreal these guys should make a scary movie or something

    • @jondojondo5115
      @jondojondo5115 2 года назад +2

      @@davidsalinas9 they did. Its called Get out.

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 2 года назад +10

      @@jondojondo5115 lol I know r/whooosh

    • @gautamrana7046
      @gautamrana7046 2 года назад +4

      @@jondojondo5115 🤡🤡 🤦‍♂️

    • @scottslogic
      @scottslogic Год назад +5

      what acting? it's called *consequences*

  • @AthenaPMiller
    @AthenaPMiller 7 лет назад +440

    Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.

    • @cocainecowboy1717
      @cocainecowboy1717 7 лет назад +2

      .

    • @connorduquette1432
      @connorduquette1432 7 лет назад +6

      Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.

    • @jakeburris1320
      @jakeburris1320 7 лет назад +3

      +Connor Duquette your comment made no sense

    • @connorduquette1432
      @connorduquette1432 7 лет назад +13

      Jake Burris
      Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.

    • @TimothyNyota
      @TimothyNyota 7 лет назад +5

      Key is a fuckin great actor!!

  • @tebatso984
    @tebatso984 Год назад +2

    I found this sketch, and now I watch it every now and then, CONSEQUENCES

  • @homermago100
    @homermago100 Год назад +4

    I was thinking about this clip while watching the ending scene of John wick 4

    • @fantasypolice
      @fantasypolice 4 месяца назад

      Seen this comment a few times, can you elaborate?

  • @sweetdoll4557
    @sweetdoll4557 4 года назад +1410

    "Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀
    "Consequences"

  • @christiansquirrel5568
    @christiansquirrel5568 7 лет назад +180

    I just like how he moves his body when he drops the news on em.

    • @massparody
      @massparody 7 лет назад +5

      Me too xD so much Mexican pep

    • @johnnypimpinz5202
      @johnnypimpinz5202 6 лет назад

      I want to see actual Mexicans move like this lol

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 6 лет назад +3

      Johnny Pimpinz go to East L.A. homes, you will see it a lot 😂😂😂

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 3 года назад +3

    I've watched this like 3-5 times already but that dramatic music when he tells his story still gets me

  • @redherronrecords
    @redherronrecords Год назад +3

    Bro done a drive-by at his own daughter's quinciniera, cold as ICE.

  • @JjM91084
    @JjM91084 8 лет назад +1229

    YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...

    • @senordickhead100
      @senordickhead100 8 лет назад +14

      the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?

    • @rheaellis1602
      @rheaellis1602 7 лет назад +13

      +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

    • @rheaellis1602
      @rheaellis1602 7 лет назад +2

      +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

    • @abrahamhoskinsx4698
      @abrahamhoskinsx4698 6 лет назад

      I was the 1000th like 😁

  • @bigboaayyquan9368
    @bigboaayyquan9368 4 года назад +546

    “I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 2 года назад +1

    loves the way he sways his head and body when he mentions the consequence. this is by far one of thier best sketches.

  • @olliebunbun
    @olliebunbun 2 года назад +8

    Watched this video again after a couple of years, and I laughed so hard it hurt my stomach.
    Consequences.

  • @nabskiee2578
    @nabskiee2578 5 лет назад +9665

    I confessed to my crush
    Then I got friendzoned
    *Consequences*

    • @DzDope
      @DzDope 5 лет назад +57

      Itsyaboi Thanos relatable lmfaoo

    • @HarleyQuinn-ef4lk
      @HarleyQuinn-ef4lk 5 лет назад +63

      Death Friendzoned Thanos again? Damn, now I know why he was pissed off in Endgame!

    • @Manbeast222
      @Manbeast222 5 лет назад +10

      This is one of the best ones lmfao

    • @erikaarnold4780
      @erikaarnold4780 5 лет назад

      Itsyaboi Thanos
      Haaa!!!!!!

    • @bigtex1238
      @bigtex1238 5 лет назад

      Haha !!!

  • @nenes_universe9341
    @nenes_universe9341 6 лет назад +651

    When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 5 лет назад +6

      What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!

    • @danierupieru5640
      @danierupieru5640 5 лет назад

      Hisoka his name right

    • @mhj626
      @mhj626 5 лет назад

      When we gonna know about ya story

    • @emilyreid1479
      @emilyreid1479 5 лет назад

      relateble

  • @Hidden_Sight
    @Hidden_Sight 2 года назад +3

    It's the "what" that gets me 😂

  • @EmpressGoldilocked
    @EmpressGoldilocked 2 года назад +3

    Nobody gonna mention when he talked about going back to the past setting up his parents, losing his arm, etc., he was saying the plot of the movie Back to the Future?

  • @MyLOLVideoSEnjoY
    @MyLOLVideoSEnjoY 6 лет назад +1062

    a piano fell on my head............... CONSEQUENCES!!!

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 5 лет назад +1502

    I asked a girl out once.
    Then I got teleported to the moon!
    CONSEQUENCES!

    • @speedbird1598
      @speedbird1598 5 лет назад +34

      tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 лет назад +6

      I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers...
      And then I got hit by the third bomb.
      *CONSEQUENCES*

    • @bruhman3825
      @bruhman3825 5 лет назад

      That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.

    • @JorgePerez-rw8rx
      @JorgePerez-rw8rx 5 лет назад +2

      Luther hargreeves 😂
      Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren

    • @orestpaja2531
      @orestpaja2531 5 лет назад

      Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure

  • @andromedaiscoming185
    @andromedaiscoming185 11 месяцев назад +3

    Im really tickled how the piano starts and everybody turns around like ok is he going to start telling the truth lol

  • @manix429
    @manix429 Год назад +2

    This feels like the slapass character later in life

  • @MrTroubleism77
    @MrTroubleism77 6 лет назад +786

    If u watch closely, all the extras were trying to hold their laughter but then CONSEQUENCES

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 5 лет назад +22

      Nah. They were just acting. The audience was suppose to giggle at him because everyone thought he was a joke. In fact, everyone left the auditorium still thinking he was a joke. No one saw the wrecking ball.
      Also, they probably filmed the student reaction shots separately. Much cheaper than trying to get everything in one shot, also faster.

    • @marlonbegue
      @marlonbegue 5 лет назад +4

      @@flewkisdead wrong. i worked on this and that's actually me at 2:02. We were indeed struggling not to laugh. It was even funnier in person to be honest

  • @naromngin
    @naromngin 9 лет назад +1439

    Would have been funny if the kids actually agreed/nod/cry during his randomness and all stood up to clap/cheer at the end while the principal scratches his head wondering how that actually got through to them.

    • @nickbraido3960
      @nickbraido3960 9 лет назад +59

      if you make fun of me I will unsubscribe your box is stupid

    • @enjoytheworld1988
      @enjoytheworld1988 9 лет назад +53

      Cliche!!

    • @DKsaNn7
      @DKsaNn7 9 лет назад +3

      Nick Braido *your
      lol i've never seen someone make the opposite mistake of the english "yours"

    • @vuemeister1
      @vuemeister1 9 лет назад +46

      No, not really! That's stupid!

    • @xocpm2
      @xocpm2 9 лет назад +38

      That's what everyone expects. Wouldn't have been funny. This was funnier.