A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.
Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.
This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂
I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent. Then I realised two things. A. The principal said "Gang member" B. I am an idiot.
This is really a modern day folk tale. Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.
Jake Burris Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.
A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences...... was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.
Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings. Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?
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“Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂
Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂
I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number
Hahaha
I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂
I don't get it
I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep
*Consequences*
Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂
This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!
And then a piano fell on your head
😂😂😂EXACTLY
Let's goo made it 1.2K
So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed
"CONSEQUENCES"
By process of elimination, he is the most loco now.
Donnie is just his alias
HA
He said heaven is for p******
"They were hanging on the streets late at night.."
*salsa dancing movements* 😅
I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.
more than cigarette smokers, homes.
Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.
@@teresai1877
West side Story 😅
I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀
For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.
The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole
And the wreckingball
Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon
And inventing Johnny B. Goode
Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention.
Modern medicine, concequenses!
"and then.. I got hit with AIDS."
Its so sudden LOL
giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .
Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!
He got str8 to the point lmao
Yep that's the point
This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂
There I was, man...
Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives...
and then...
I got hit with a wrecking ball.
CONSEQUENCES
Consequences
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like you missed a step there
🎉
Coz he was smoking.
The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth
True 👍
But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.
@@Sewblon elaborate?
@@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.
You somehow didn’t understand the vid
The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂
Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”
The wiggle squat
@@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”
1:09
I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent.
Then I realised two things.
A. The principal said "Gang member"
B. I am an idiot.
The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO
Probably cause the crack
you have found the joke! congrats
He doesn't lie anymore
Shot into the mouth OF a dragon
CONSEQUENCES
Jaisean I believe him
This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious
Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.
The hype man one is what got me
“I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol
Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤
@@galaxylucia1898 Story
@@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣
I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂
I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.
If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.
That’s right
Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know...
Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)
I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY
Consequences
“Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀
LMAOO
One for each peele
He taught me how many keys are in a piano
I was looking 4 this comment...
That had me so dead lmfao
“Then I got sucked into a wormhole”
Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing..
Lmao
Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES
Con-see-quenc-ES
Con-See-Quences!
"I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL
"But I almost failed, my hands were disappearing."
Back to the Future Reference
CONCIQWENCE:3
He also stole the Delorean
“Everything you heard today is a lie”
“I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂
r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.
😂😂 2:36
Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹
John Sauce Consequences.
It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!
Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school*
2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂
Consequences
😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀
lol the body movements he makes
+AlphaBagel consequencessssss
Lol best moment 2:32 - 2:35
true
That's why he's so funny😂
Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!
swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD
Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...
swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!
Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?
YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao
Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language
“You think I’m learning, but no”
This is my life quote.
I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences
nooice
It's aliens. There's aliens over there.
How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?
We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.
Lan Dewell
Consequences!!!
I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences
Candice Walker 😂😂😂
Same!! But I got sucked into a wormhole
*CONSEQUENCES*
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaauahaahhahahahahah
🤣🤣😭😭
"Started making some real crimes, homeboy"
"Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo"
"CONSEQUENCES"
LMFAO
Ahmad Mostafa 😂fr look at my comment change the comments to recent
real crines
My favorite line in the skit 😆
Do check out some of our videos inspired by them!
Lol a parrot commenter
"Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣
"Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"
And Peele.
*****
"one for each KEY."
Pianos have 88 keys.
blender7 really?
***** yes.
*****
I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)
I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!
damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson
lol
+Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all
Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo
I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!
“I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂
I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro
“yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”
“It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*
Damn hilarious and horrible LOL
Damm you're cute
Saul Val
She underage boy
Keegan Michael-Concussion
Can someone explain
"gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂
XD THAT WAS THE BEST ONE!
LMAO I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
The keys of the piano xD
I LOST IT
UnMasked-TV I cried when he said!😭
This is really a modern day folk tale.
Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.
I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil
"More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.
"I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."
That's from the movie Back to the Future
wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
😂 😂 😆
Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.
wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES
love that random ass back to the future reference
GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!
The Auditor same
I really had to scroll this far for this comment?
Also reign of fire I believe????
Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.
Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!
The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry
Super legendsry indeed
@@bryandiaz8042 insane legendsry
"I did a driveby"
everyone turns back
"got sucked in a wormhole"
😂😂😂😂😭
Consequences
Almost had em
Yeeeaaaahh! Yeeeaaahh!
Lost it there 😂😂😂
“They were hanging on the streets”
Then starts dancing
Oh yeah yeah
Consequences
Name HD I lost it there too!
Then bollywood happen.
Consequences.
So good 😂😂😂
That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂
I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise
1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂
Timing
Yeah haha
That's what made it so funny. Rofl
He moves like that everytime he say something insane...
It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice
“I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂
Just a few
Honestly didn't get that part
Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him
Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂
sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.
1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS
"I used to be just like you."
*dramatic music starts*
Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂
I love his body movements 😂
The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing
Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids
Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt
For real!!!
Yeeeeah
Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.
.
Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.
+Connor Duquette your comment made no sense
Jake Burris
Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.
Key is a fuckin great actor!!
"I tried to shoot John Wick in the head after a duel, but he hadn't fired his bullet yet.
Consequences."
this is one of the best skits ever made,
i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.
I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*
That's some serious shit bro lol
+Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!
+Ben Port
Then I got sucked into a wormhole.
sorry but what does that mean
ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.
"88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂
MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂
MGTOW4L
Now i how many keys are in a piano
Seth Meyer
This will NEVER get old🤣🤣🤣
Never.. consequences!!😂
Keegan can do literally any ethnicity
@ÁUß Code yes
@ÁUß Code no clue I just think he can pull it off
Asian they cant
@@CoffeeMadeMeSay watch the al-qaeda meeting, and kareem jahaar.
he just playing black
"NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."
Mike Locke 😂😂😂
Mike Locke the
Mike Locke 😅😅😅😅
HOMEBOIIIIIIIIIII
Why is every top comment for key and peele always a dam quote?
I’ve never taken the word “Consequences” this seriously before!
i’ve seen every key and peele skit this is my favorite
Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.
EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️
Principal*
A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences......
was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.
Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.
Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings.
Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?
how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?
RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?
loves the way he sways his head and body when he mentions the consequence. this is by far one of thier best sketches.
He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.
@Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.
Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something
@@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive
But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk
no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.
"I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!
*_Con se quen CES_*
CONSEQUENCES!
😂😂
He should have Mu fasa
Me too😂☠
It's the "what" that gets me 😂
This is absolutely their best sketch ever!
I also think this is just top notch funny, but I laughed much harder at their sketch when they were counting money during that Mexican drug trade
And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂
I lmao when he said that shit
that was my favorite part
TT Newt nooice
I was scrolling down the comments and read this at the exact same time wtf man
I cried so hard at this! I physically hurt
"Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀
"Consequences"
Sweet Doll that part cracked me up
@@alfredoorozco1706 was that a pun?
Just watched John Wick 4 and Wick’s “consequences” line made me think of this sketch. 😂
Came here directly from that line in JW4
From the moment they killed his dog and stole his car ......Consequences!!!
"Donnie uh I think we've had enou..."
"I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!!"
When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.
What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!
Hisoka his name right
When we gonna know about ya story
relateble
*strange eye contact and movements*
"I used to be just like you"
*tragic chord struck*
I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this
Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂
"The faster we get away from him, the better" 😭😭😭🙏🙏
As a high school student I wish we would have an assembly exactly like this👍😂
No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area
To take notes
Hella true hahaha.
Consequences ruclips.net/video/hdBjll62XHs/видео.html
Exams or notes
Music room! Hooooomeboooooie! You haven't been in a highschool before, clearly.😕
This is one of the best acting performances I've ever seen
Foreal these guys should make a scary movie or something
@@davidsalinas9 they did. Its called Get out.
@@jondojondo5115 lol I know r/whooosh
@@jondojondo5115 🤡🤡 🤦♂️
what acting? it's called *consequences*
I've watched this like 3-5 times already but that dramatic music when he tells his story still gets me
I threw a bagel at a guy and he ended the multiverse
*CONSEQUENCES*
"And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo."
"Wut."
"CONSEQUENCES!"
the wut got me
Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha
*"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*
OK Donny I think we've had enough...
Got sucked into a worm hole......
then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂
*conSEQUENCES*
@@jaytoonz5736 OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
@@iplyrunescape305 lol 😂
🤣🤣
The best.
Nothing on earth can be as funny as this video.
A few years ago I decided to watch one Key & Peele video and now I just cannot stop.
Consequences.
"You think I'm LEARNING, but no, see I'm just like you, got back out there, started making some real crimes homeBOI!!!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂
you need an inhaler?
Rhea Ellis how about mouth to mouth?
Rhea Ellis started making some real crimes im so done 😂
“I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭
ok parrot
One of the best sketches ever made.
I found this sketch, and now I watch it every now and then, CONSEQUENCES
"I feel like he missed a step there......"
I feel the same way
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The delivery of that line was gold.
I talked to a girl once. CONSEQUENCES!!😂😂
One With The Brick Films lmfaoooo
Haha aids!
She was 12?
@@donnellcoleman7784 she was still in 4th grade
Lmfao
"Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez. " 🤣😂
I say "consequences" to my students all the time
I asked a girl out once.
Then I got teleported to the moon!
CONSEQUENCES!
tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence
I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers...
And then I got hit by the third bomb.
*CONSEQUENCES*
That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.
Luther hargreeves 😂
Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren
Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure
To imagine how the school found this guy is what really makes the sketch even funnier LMAO
indo with bad english 😂😂😂
Haha I support a prequel
“ I feel like he missed a step there.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Watched this video again after a couple of years, and I laughed so hard it hurt my stomach.
Consequences.
a piano fell on my head............... CONSEQUENCES!!!
vinoop wilson 88 times ! Lamo
One for each key....
"They were hanging on the streets, late at night" not sure if they are dancers or bad kids
+MattSynyster i read this as he was saying it xD
+xXShadowKillerXx Oh my god!!!! same here!!! 😱
"Dancers"
Diego Graciano bruh me too
MattSynyster 😂😂😂
I was once watching this video, and BAM, after 3 years it won't go away from my recommended list, no matter what I do.
Consequences.
"I got shot out of a catapult... into the mouth of a dragon"💀💀💀
That’s it everybody go home
YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...
the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?
+levin villena Idk I thought he was singin
+levin villena Idk I thought he was singin
I was the 1000th like 😁
Key and Peele tryna steal my plot?
Consequences.
Ikr!! You invented Johnny b Goode lol
+Back to the Future It's 2015, where the hell are the hover boards and self-drying jackets McFly?
+carstereobandits Hoverboards exists.
+christopher399 no they don't those are segways without handles