Nor would they have called an ambulance for his dumb ass right away. They'd have driven him five miles down the road, dumped him in and alleyway and then called the paramedics.
Ah yes, the well known "I'll tell them I'm not cold when really I am ploy" What if its not about you and that person just feels more comfortable that way. You're being ridiculous
I'm one of those people lol. If I'm genuinely cold I'll throw more clothes on, but generally if it's above 20 degrees fahrenheit, it's shorts and a tshirt for me. I catch shit for it all the time from family and it drives me crazy. I'm also a bit overweight (270 pound guy) so that probably is why I handle cold better
Demetrius Jones rewatched again and correct omg! If he was just humble enough to accept the other chair, he would've lived 😂. But like he said, life is for pussies, man™.
TheCoyoteHill do u have any proof on that? i wanna believe that the medical community at the end of the day has patients' best interests at heart but idk it just seems like bs. like at best what youre describing seems like a rule of thumb that paramedics follow, but is there a specific rule that says that?
The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...
About time Comedy Central uploaded this skit. I laughed uncontrollably when I first saw this on tv. This, along with the substitute teacher and Mr. T skit, is my favorite skit of this season.
I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair
My daughter turn me on to this so funny program! Now my son and watch it together! Such funny humor with a message in every skit...I am a person who loves to laugh and have fun doing so, so thanks Key & Peele for allowing me to do so each week! Keep up the good work & laugh on!!
Not sure if it's quite the same Carlito, I think it's more of a remix of the characters, just the same concept characters with a couple tweaks to Carlito.
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.
these gangsters are the most thoughtful and considerate gangsters
Exactly what I'm thinking, in real life if he didn't want to sit they would just be like "fuck you then" and keep it going 😂😂
Nor would they have called an ambulance for his dumb ass right away. They'd have driven him five miles down the road, dumped him in and alleyway and then called the paramedics.
Its not that they nice it all just started with him not wanting to sit down. He asked why like he was really concerned
We need more “gangsters” like this in our community lol
Gangsters are quite loyal to their gang and members of that gang.
"You know what, but why tho?"
Gets me every time 😂
Righttt😂😂
lmao best line
It's cool carlito
Yea the little accent he throws on, it gets me too
Lol
From "Carlito, sit in the chair."
To "Carlito... go back into your body."
The plot development in their skits is astounding.
Plots are for pussies.
Jade Nguyen 😂
It's too good to be true.
That’s why my boa got a Oscar 😂
Lol or jajajaja.
The fact that he wanted to sit in the chair at first when they come inside the room but another guy sit at his place 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I know ppl like that and sometimes me. Who just kind of play it off.
It's the details that make the skit
I didn't even notice that 😩😂
😂😂😂😂
I never peeped that!
That's exactly how I picture gang meetings as going. "We gotta make more crimes happen"
Where's Calvin?
CreeperBreeder713 If you raise a kid with a tiger, someone's eventually gonna get et.
Right here...
CreeperBreeder713 He's in the song For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitchhikers), which is the best song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Angreh Kittunz dam right my son going to cook that fucking tiger
Despite all the shit he pulls, his gang still hang out with Carlito. That's what true friends do Holmes
“Holmes” ok 😂
Naw that's true. Bcus i do alot of dumb shit. And my friends still put up with it
"holmes" hahahaahaha OMG...dude 🤣
Holmes? Lol that's like 'sherlock 'Holmes' dude
I won’t lie i used to think it was spelt “holmes” too
Got invited to heaven even though he's a gangsta. Probably from giving up his seats for others in the bus all the time.
Never heard of Gangster Paradise ?
Best comment I dun seen in forever
Heaven FBI joins the chat
Heaven's for the likes of Trump, Billy Graham, Inquisition popes. I wouldn't want to go there either.
Bus is for pu@#$%
“You know wha’, but why though?”
Me, 1000X a day.
LOL. I always say that to myself.
And I forgot where I got it from.
What timestamp???
A N O N Y M O U S At 1:18
Yup!
@cristi dules That was pretty funny lol
I burst out laughing when he fell through the table. Spontaneous
Ik so unexpected
Yea it was hilarious, right after he said fuk yall with you bitch ass chairs lol.
John Williams 😂😂me too
I died😂😂😂😂
The realest laugh I had in months
Teacher: Okey everybody, it’s time to hand over your essays.
Carlito: I ain’t no snitch, homes!
looool that's funny
I like that lolol
Rodel Montano the Colonel thought that was funny. You got a like from the colonel.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colonel Sanders I feel blessed.
The most underrated part of this video is when he changes his posture to 'get comfortable' on the table. Too funny 😂
Yes
What part of the video is it?
0:28
LMAOOOOO yo why am I dying right now
I thought I was the only one who found that hilarious
I feel like this is that guy who always wears a T-shirt and shorts in cold weather just to show people he isn't cold, even though he obviously is
Maybe they're annoyed at people asking why though.
Ah yes, the well known "I'll tell them I'm not cold when really I am ploy"
What if its not about you and that person just feels more comfortable that way. You're being ridiculous
@G Dog Man's not hot.
Who cares? Not everything is about you kid
I'm one of those people lol. If I'm genuinely cold I'll throw more clothes on, but generally if it's above 20 degrees fahrenheit, it's shorts and a tshirt for me. I catch shit for it all the time from family and it drives me crazy. I'm also a bit overweight (270 pound guy) so that probably is why I handle cold better
Funny thing is, he really wanted to sit at first but dude took the chair he went for, so he played it off... lol wish they kept doing this show.
Demetrius Jones rewatched again and correct omg! If he was just humble enough to accept the other chair, he would've lived 😂. But like he said, life is for pussies, man™.
Seen this at least 20 times. Never noticed he went for a seat.
He did
HaHa!!!
He was like fuck it then they won’t let me sit I don’t need to
In honor of Carlito
Noice.
Nah, don even bother, ese. I don't need no honor
ECL28E
These nuts don't need no honor on your chin.
Nuts out for Carlito.
TheDrtomz Nah, don't be putting out no nuts out for me, man. I don't even want your nuts. Just ask that gorilla
1:18 "You know what, but why though?" LOL
Lol that part was so funny
Apple Love kissing
What?...
What.
Love that part
“We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen”. - Quite Motivational
We are all inspired now😜
Quite***
@@potatodroid2 thanks, corrected!
My body is stupid homes
Imagine a police chief saying "we gotta make more justice happen" in the same setting
Swear i came to youtube to watch something else, now im stuck on k&p videos and forgot what i came for. Damn you recommendations!
Hot Cake Same here lol.. I subbed *just for* Key & Peele.. Like 2 months ago, too
Lol me too
Consequences!
Feel u bro
Got a funny ass playlist going 🤫😂💯
Ok some people disliked the video.
You know what, But why though?
It doesn't make sense to set themselves up with a rule like that. It's like... limiting
@@hittingyouoverthehead Exactly! They must go to the Light man, and enjoy the video without disliking it.
Disliking is gangsta. I don't never be liking no videos. Bunch of bitchass culeros liking videos!
@@SosaelCapo 🤣🤣🤣It's cool Sosa El Capo no one's gonna think you're soft if you like videos, we're all liking videos.👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Weird for you, maybe”
Hahahaha love That part !!
Name of Santiago's sex tape
kuriakose jim I was just gonna say that’s what she said!
I was ur 1000th like
@@yurrr7651 too bad
Now it's me
“Alright carlito quit playing sit in the chair pendejo “ 😂
Too fucking good
"No"
YOU NEVER EVER GONNA CATCH ME SITTING IN NO CHAIRS!
Bunch of bitch ass cooleros
But why set your self up with a rule like that
But why tho?
and they never did
I used to be just like you;
I didn't think I needed to sit in chairs.
Then I broke a table leaning on it-
CONSEQUENCES.
weird for you maybe.. lol
Death Itself lol ikr? It couldve been a lot better if he said "then I got stuck in the spirit plain" or " then I got shanked by a table"
HotAsIce it's a reference lol
Brandon Merritt ik, that's what I was talking about
Brandon Merritt the consequences sketch
i like how his big meeting statement is they needed to sell more drugs and make more crime happen.
Like, this could have been an email, guys!😒🙄
“Not sitting in the chair doesn’t mean your soft Carlitto, but breaking the table is like, just financially irresponsible homes.”
That's just being cavalier with your furniture, homes
😂😂😂
"go back into your body homes"
"No my body stupid "
"Go into the light "
" No " omg dead 💀
This spoke to me because he's literally dead
@@DrooledOn No he's not.He's acting.
@@starisesun7692 i'm going to agree with you solely based on the fact that i praise the sun, otherwise i'd disagree with you.
Drooly 911 he’s literally not tho
Holms*
No one points out the fact that Carlito is wearing house slippers.
+lolomgwtfism Because no one here has that disgusting foot fetish trait like you obviously do.
they are called pantonflas homie
+lolomgwtfism Flip Flops and socks a southern thing (dungeon family).
+Kravesin *westcoast thing
no one points out the fact that real Mexican Gangsters don't dress or speak that way
It's like...limiting.
dazhibernian Bitch ass chairs
1:32
"Yeah limiting!"
whats the actor said this? wanna see more of him
He treated it like it was a big word 😅
“I’m chillin homes” famous last words
Literally at least while alive.
the way he says "you know but why doe" 💀💀😭
Funniest part
Im hella gay
poopleman krumpet Didn't he survive? The next skit was him trying to be the Loco one. Lol
@@tommycipriani2254 that must be prior to this one
By process of elimination
By default lol
I see you spelled peace wrong I guess spelling is for pussies.
They nail the accents every time
True
the short one does a great accent
the tall one over does it too much
soy chicana y no hablamos asi lol
cyn Way to put it man
Gary Porter Peele nailed his accent. Key not so much
When he said defibrillator 😂😂😂
Love how the paramedics were trying to revive him while on a pile of bricks
Lmfao
Finally someone pointed it out
What’s so bad about it?
@@decadeyt5891the bricks there talking about are not the kind you build walls with
Do defibrillators work through the shirt? Lol
this is genius "COMEDY" a lot of you guys should lighten up. I love it this is what funny is!
AGREED. i cried laughing lol.
Kevin Pean word!
I agree! !!!!! 😃 😂😂😂
lolol
"We gotta sell more drugs and make more crimes happen " LOLOL
😂
Racketeering.
Vision and mission statement
"I'm good right here man, I'm chilling go ahead with your meeting" that one part you can feel the pain in Carlito's voice
I'mfully convinced now that carlito is/was the most loco in the gang.
This is probably my most favorite skit XD the accents were just perfect.
"Leave it...I'm cheeling holmes."
Haha, I nearly died at that part.
The funny thing is, it probably would be better to leave it.
It would do more harm if it was pulled out
So did he
I'm fine right here on the spirit plain
I think the funniest part is how its plane but this comment made me laugh uncontrollably
you do realize your spelling plane like an airplane right? two different spellings, he was right
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) so I spelled correctly
+KING CVSEY (lil nami) plain is for pussies
KING CVSEY go ahead and look up the definition for both words and then delete your comment please thanks
This is one of the greatest skits in the history of man
It reminds me of the black knight sketch by monty python
So he dies, and then what, they call 911 and let the paramedics try to revive him on top of a pile of drugs?
DaaaahWhoosh lol
Hospitals and paramedics don't report drugs. It keeps people who are at risk of dying, from being scared of calling 911
Good Samaritan Law. Most states have it.
TheCoyoteHill do u have any proof on that? i wanna believe that the medical community at the end of the day has patients' best interests at heart but idk it just seems like bs. like at best what youre describing seems like a rule of thumb that paramedics follow, but is there a specific rule that says that?
pablo amador just look it up. It's a confidentiality law in the U.S.
'But, Carlito, it doesn't look like it's comfortable man, why don you just" LOOOOOOOOL CRACKS ME UP I SWEAR😂😂😂😂😂
Carlito's like my younger self. Tryin to act cool but when I got embarassed or hurt you know you gotta stick to it even its kills you inside. 😂
Or literally🤣
The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...
the drug table was from IKEA
I agree.
IKEA is terrible
😂😂😂
Best they can afford because IKEA ads is strong(but shitty furniture).
Walmart 😆😆
"But why though?" I've been saying this for ages but completely forgot where I heard it. XD oh my gosh!
MyLittleReverie I really wish you say it the way he says it lol
OMG I do that too! I got my son saying it.
Mac Bourdeaux
IT IS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS
NikoTheNeko, that was the best part. But why tho
"You just got shanked!!"
"I'm chillin bro"
Lol!
Armin K 😂😂😂
Carlito has remained stubborn in life, and even in the afterlife. This is Carlito's Way.
Amen.
Lol
Best comment award...
"My body's stupid holmes." Lmfaooooo!
Zombie3110bd it is holmes tho
I 💀 at that
@zombie311obd lmfaoo I just screamed!!
@Zombie3110bd I mean...it is "holmes" though.
🤣🤣🤣
"Carlito... go back into your body!"
Autumn Aki "my body stupid holmes"
*_Life is for Pussies_*
their accents are a work of art
This ones easy though, the Indian or German was more impressive.
Carlito disproves the “everybody’s gangster until” meme
Or he proves that t-shirt with the white guy is true "I'm pretty gangster myself"
"You ain't never gonna catch sitting in no chairs." Their mexican/chicano accents are funny as hell.
These skits are so short and perfectly executed, I went to bed bingeing these and woke up watching. I need to do errands but these too good.
Errands?? But while the? Lol
They're really good with accents
You couldn't be more correct
The Righteous Hand take a room guys
cperception take a knee
The Righteous Hand take a forehead
cperception take a armpit
“Ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no 🪑 chairs”
Heaven is for pussies too
Ooooooooooooooukeyyy
Funniest sketch. Fucking Carlito. Need more of him.
Yes
We do! Phuckin' love Carlito. "My body's stupit homes."
But he's dead tho :(
Canis Major he was trying to play that off by saying he didn't need a chair. 😂
This whole sketch is quotable. Makes me laugh every time.
It's like Limting...Yeah LIMITING.."point at each other"...just geniusly funny !
NIMI it’s so accurate.
Still one of K&P's best sketches. I find myself thinking about and coming back to it frequently!
The perfect example of why Pride can land you in hell.
Naw hell is for pussies he wants to go to super hell
SUS 😭👌🏽😂
That's deep. Never saw it like that
SUS there are indeed different depths of hell. Although hell in general is a terrible terrible place to be
... He was literally looking at heavens light. So the perfect example on how sitting gangster will land you in Heaven
About time Comedy Central uploaded this skit. I laughed uncontrollably when I first saw this on tv. This, along with the substitute teacher and Mr. T skit, is my favorite skit of this season.
Literally the mentality for some people.
"Wierd for you maybe" "leave it! I'm chilling homes!" So many great quotes lmao
TheLuminousLion I see you spelled spelled wrong. I guess grammar is for pussies.
lmao I love how the problem was technically solved in like 5 seconds but carlito decided to double down and pretend it was his choice to stand
“I don’t need to go to heaven...... Heaven is for Pu@&$$*#!!!” “Oh Boy “ 😂😂😂😂
It’s ok you can say “pussy”
@@joedelorra1016 that's funny
I'm trying to improve my language, too. It's a bad habit.
that’s cool, what’s your native language?
The real homie no need Heaven... Once the most Loco guy in the gang said 👏
Keys accents are amazing
“You never ever gone catch me sitting in no chairs” lol
thats my favorite part of the sketch for some reason lolol
I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair
some pride is not good for you
lol bro. we all been there
lmao
"Gonna sit gangster". Cracked me up everytime XD
Aint Nonimuzz pls teach me how to sit gangsta!!
Carltio had me laughtin hard! Best skit yet!!!! Plus it has a message in it too! But loveeee the skit tho! Funnnyyyy assssss as hell!
Key & Peele skits are friggin brilliant.... I miss these guys together!
My daughter turn me on to this so funny program! Now my son and watch it together! Such funny humor with a message in every skit...I am a person who loves to laugh and have fun doing so, so thanks Key & Peele for allowing me to do so each week! Keep up the good work & laugh on!!
arent they just hilarious though lol, everything they do has me rotfl
I love their acting...so spot-on and versatile.
We need to sell more drugs, and make more crimes happen. Thug meetings
Damn straight!
The way he looks for a chair at the start😂😂
I felt that
Lol and Eduardo was the one who took his seat!
I am so hooked on these shows!!
Anyone else supposed to be doing something else but instead watching these??
Please like if you do
Omg!!! That's me right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I've an assignment due.*
I like how he called his own body stupid
Carlito's accent is more consistent in this one.
Not sure if it's quite the same Carlito, I think it's more of a remix of the characters, just the same concept characters with a couple tweaks to Carlito.
That’s Carlito’s normal speaking voice. He doesn’t have an accent. Accents are for pussies.
This skit is by far one of the funniest comedic skits I've ever seen! It never gets old! But when he said heaven is for p----s, I died!😂🤣😆
“Ok now that we’re all here..you know what but like why tho” gets me every time😂
Honestly
Carlito should be proud. Hombre just won a fcking Oscar.
bag3lmonst3r Oscar is for pussies!
Man fuck all of you with your bitch ass oscars
@@eldonchef1754 😆
Lol this is gold
"Carlito go to the light thats heaven man"
"I don't need to go to the light heaven is for pussies"
Jon A Oh boy ..
Jon A LMAO. I don't think that heaven or hell exist but that last scene was hilarious. The whole video was amazing.
Jon A Yeah, I watched the video too.
Isn't it funny?
Jon A Atheists in a nutshell
"You know what, but why tho?" lives rent free in my had and think of it anytime something seems ridiculous.
One of the best Videos!!!
Videos are for Pussies.
EVER!!!!!!!
Demon: I've come to take your soul to Hell! BWHAHAHA
Carlito: Naw man, I'm fine right here. Hell is for _pussies_
Demon: Oh boy...
This has to be their funniest sketch ever!
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.
Damn carlito back at it again with those house slippers.
+kevin niang I hate you.. and everything you stand for..
You're just a hateful person isn't it.
+kevin niang what?
+kevin niang learn grammar.
1:55, I love how he says "wierd for you maybe"
"Bunch of bitch ass culeros" LMAO XD
kaos king I lost it when he said that
Jacob East lol yea me too
Jacob East Same here lmfao!
is it just me or does anyone else here think he is just lazy
+kaos king Naw, man, when he said, "Fuck you and your bitch ass chairs!" OR something like that.
I love Key & Peele but this one got me so good. Literally had tears in my eyes laughing
I refused to sit in a chair
AND THEN... AND THEN...
A table broke under my feet
CONSEQUENCES HOMEBOYY
I refused to sit in a chair, and then I got shanked...
@@DoctorDinosaur i refused to sit in a chair......and then i died and went to the spirit plane. CONSEQUENCES
The first time I saw this sketch I was crying laughing when the table broke
I used to be just like you. Making silly comments. Doing crimes. Dancing in the street light.
And THEN the table shanked me.... CONSQUENCCCEEEEES
No matter how silly these videos are. I sit in intense concentration on the edge of my seat. Because you NEVER know what they'll do at the end!!
MUDSWAT ....on the edge of your seat? You ain't learn nothing from Carlito?😂
Oh Boy!
Man I understand this feeling to well. Everyone from the hood as least experienced something like this at least once.
You sure look like you're from the hood
Lol I look like a fruit, but it was the best pic I could take. Idk how girls do it.
Jon Mcder i didnt know people from the hood had a certain look though. we suppose to be in rags or something?
Ty-Ron Morrow Yes.
Ty-Ron Morrow Nope, but any name with a dash in it proves that you're hood.
At the beginning Carlito goes for the chair, but it gets taken. That adds so much to the brilliance of this sketch.
Gangster's To-Do List:
1) Sell more drugs.
2) Make more crimes happen.
fatezero 😂😂🤣🤣
"Carlito go to the light" lmao 😂😂
going to light is for phushies xd
VSVT Niks gets me everytime 😩😂
There's always gonna be that one stubborn ass person in the group
“Leave it. I’m chillin homes.” Ngl, those are some badass last words.