Key & Peele - Loco Gangsters - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Carlito tries to show the members of his gang how wild and crazy he can be after a new initiate is labeled ""the loco one.""
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How do they come up with so many skits...random ones at that...any sceniro...wonderful minds set...a great team
Were kinda gay
I love how Calirto's fellow gangsters use the most civil, educating and reasonable language to try to talk senses into him XD
It's like those "Good" pirates in kids' books.
Kevin Luo maybe gangsters understand something about organized crime that we don’t
Lol why wouldn't they? Maybe a little bias is showing? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw :D
Just got the 2000th like
@@1.4142 And in Hollywood
“That’s not loco, that’s just financially irresponsible” BIG MOOD.
Who says big mood other than fake depressed 13 year old girls
I know tons of people that say “big mood” and I really have nothing against it. People who determine the entire personality of a person based off of one popularly used phrase they said are either attributing that phrase to a particular person they know in error, or they don’t understand how to use it so they get mad when they see someone else knows how to use it. You do you, bud. I’m proud of ya😄👍🏻
AjGilez why
such edgy persons above me, huh.
@@Scuuba You just did
I love how they’re gangsters but they care about the kids in the neighborhood.
Most actual gangster do.
Just like the yakuza in Japan. People fear them but they help people in need without being asked.
Originally that was their goal taking care of the people in their neighborhood
Oh....
@@kirokujin333 ikr
For some reason, Carlito's "Why? Who he? What he did?" gets me everytime 😂😂😂
Same here, I was just about to say the same thing
Said with such pending sadness… he knew what the score was. Incredible acting.
It's just the most insanely accurate thing ever.
You know, I thought it was just me who found that hilarious.
It's like when a new guy pop in your social group after you missed a day of school
"Carlito that's just being cavalier with your finances instead of collecting your free deserts. That's not loco, that's just being financially irresponsible."
That's an intelligent gang banger lol
an
EDIT: He edited his post so... grammar nazi outs
I was going to comment something like that, but you beat me! xD
haha, I literally laughed out loud at that line. So well written!
Fsv part lol
gang banger? lol since when does he have sex in a group.
I love how these guys look Hispanic, black, and middle eastern at the same time lol
Ray Razer haha 👌🏿
Did you mean puerto ricans
I'm offended
What do you mean with the hispanic look?
@@ramonlovera9894 are you blind?
The way he closes his eyes when the bottle breaks 😂😂😂
Gets me everytime😂
Eduardo truly is the "loco" one of the group.
When Carlito picked up the gun, Eduardo was the only one to step up and looked excited af 😆🤪 #loco
Carlito the type of homie a gang has around because his older brother was really down for the hood back in the day.
Or hes just goofy loco. lol
Sometimes to show respect to the big homie, you respect his little homie. Thug lyfe.
@@madezra64 gang gang
There is a lot of people like that
Lol his older brother too G to dis, so people accept him out of fear
Everyone talks about Carlito but nobody mentioned how amazing Eduardo played, without saying a single word it was a joy to watch him
Epic Gaming just say you're racist bruh
Epic Gaming Dont care
That's the homie Baby Jokes. He a reformed gang member. He a solid homie
therealbuilderman
Hey! Look at this dumbass!
ize890dbz nigga you listen to eminem and watch anime You are a fuxking Loser😭😭
It kills me,when he says "I'm in too deep",like once he started proving how loco he was,,he had to go all the way or die trying 😂😂
"Now I am the most Loco in the gang?!"
"Yess, Carlitos by process of elimination"
😂
it's like Carlito's parents got killed when he was young and the gang had to raise him
But they seriously care about him tho...
That’s a good backstory to this ahhh
😭😭
Carlito's homies are pretty cool, Too bad he ain't LOCO
@Jmfirelord
its like The leader is Bruno Bucciarati and Carlito is Narancia and edwardo is like giorno and this was what happened when giorno joined the gang and narancia got jelous not only that, there in a gang and there not all that bad
"That's not loco, that's just financially irresponsible"
Why are they so eloquent XD
Because it’s a comedy skit.
@@scottblackshaw2843 oh, ok, thank you. That clears it up for me
also “cavalier” and “by process of elimination” XD
“That’s just being cavalier with your finances” lmao
They are e-loco-ent
Did anyone notice when Carlito picked up the gun, Eduardo stepped towards the gun showing us he was indeed Loco 🤣
The salamanca guy should just ask his cousin tuco to be the loco one
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed him.
I just figured that out 😂 and I watched this season when it originally aired 🪓
Have you heard him speak such fluet English with a smile? No!
That's a character which he isn't playing in this video.
@@RyuzLanda do you know what a joke is
@@duttery9068 yup I do and let me tell you brother, yours is a bit too used and old.
Make us laugh with some new and unique jokes.
If you wrote it as a "fun fact" rather than a "joke", i wouldn't have a problem with your comment.
Edit: and by fun fact, I mean like this way..
Fun fact: The guy who is wearing the blank tank is the same person who plays Marco Salamanca in BB and BCS.
"It's like the British version of the office, it's funny but awkward and sad at the same time" 😂😂😂😂
laughed so hard to this line! 😆
😂😂😂😭
I want to like this comment,
But its on 420 likes.
Yes finslly they can listen to my heart
He basically described the whole point of dark humour.
I love how they can pull off almost any ethnicity.
***** Yes, the one where they go with the doctor.
+Jigoku-sama They did East Indians and Middle Easterns which are also considered Asians.
+Jigoku-sama Well Keegan did a korean voice on MadTV (the guy directing Bobby Lee on the scientist sketch), and it sounded fairly convincing.
They cant do West Indian lol.
Except chulos don't really act like that.
"There's like children in this neighborhood, ok?" - A dangerous street gang leader 😂😂
Pretty sure most gang leaders would care about kids in the neighborhood getting shot, actually
@@PrebenHollywoodTV as far as i can tell (government propaganda notwithstanding) the thing that makes gangs go bad is when one of their leaders cares more about their own power and clout than the well-being of their community. so...really, they're not much different than any "legitimate" government.
could be wrong tho, i'm just a libleft loser with Hot Takes instead of any sort of actual experience with this kind of stuff
@@PrebenHollywoodTV lol Guess youve never heard of the mexican cartels. Kids dying daily due to turf wars but they dont give af. They keep warring.
@@EyeLoveTheStars i have. Did not recognize that the scetch was about the mexican cartel, sorry
3:10 the face he makes when the bottle break off screen 😂😂😂
"That's not loco, that's just, like, financially irresponsible." That line just kills me!
C.K. Holliday ... r u okay? should i call an ambulance
Jacob Johnson good try
mintsnap thnx
C.K. Holliday i just realized only the top button of his shirt is buttoned XD
I love you K& P!
"That's not loco, that's just being financially irresponsible..."
i died at that part. let us remember, this IS a gang
lmao
Dammit Popo
InvaderMLP Is there a problem maggot? Or does Popo need to remind you of the Pecking Order?
Mr.Popo whoa this escalated quickly. 0-100
“I’m not quiet, I could never be caught being quiet, in fact, I’m always loud. Check it, *Aaugh* “ 😂
That was weird . Were you yelling? Rofl
The fact that Carlito is the only one who wears the "gang bandana" lol.
Not true 0:20
Its been 4 years and i watch this every day IM THE MOST LOCO
There should be more of Carlitos shenanigans
Lmao
Lmao
Its Carlito ayeeeee olé carlito
By process of elimination you are now the most loco in the gang
When Carlito picks up the gun, all the gangsters freak out except for Eduardo. Consistent job by the actor!
That actor did a really good job in American Crime Story.
- hi im the most LOCO person in here..😵🕣♿
Eduardo is too loco to care :)
@@ChunkyCoffee baby jokes from East Los
They are acting. It's not real. They all freaked out and he didn't because that was in the script.
The noise he makes to imitate the bottle breaking kills me every time. You hear the thud of the glass and then
*GUURFF*
You can tell he really felt that bottle
😂😂😂😂
This is one of my favourite Key & Peele sketches. Peele as Carlito is too cute man 😂
"Why? Who he? What he did?"
"I'm in too deep."
These lines. 😂🤣
Thought I’d give you a reply
I love when he says "I'm in too deep" You can tell by his face that he truly believes that there's no going back lol
I could't understand that, it mean they don't speak english correctly? or is it a slang?
Ivan Ariel Rocha he’s just quoting stuff from the video I think. If not I don’t know either
@Ivan Ariel "I'm in too deep" means that he has tried so hard and for so long that there's no way he will stop now.. he is already "in too deep" to stop. So he will not stop even if people ask him to stop. But its funny because thats not the case at all... And he could and SHOULD stop the nonsense...
“I’m the most loco in the gang.”
“Yes Carlito, by process of elimination you are the most loco person in the gang.” 😂
Yes
They never killed somebody before
🐕
*Eduardo has entered the chat*
yes that is what he said
3:09 "This bottle is just unbreakable" *shatters in the background Peele really nails the reactions 😂
BUT CARLITO WHY THO.
Sup Domics didn't know you watched Key and Peele :D
Carlito is LOCO in a loco way of loco.
DOM!!!
DOM!!!!
DOOOOOMMMMMMM
“This is like the British version of the office like it’s funny but awkward and sad at the same time”
Yes
What a random reference lol. That's up there with Avon Barksdale's Day of the Jackal reference in The Wire.
moka lee The British original. The american show, excellent as it is, is a version of the original.
@@horsemanpit8812 Yeah but referring to either as a version still applies. Like with Pokemon. Red and Green versions came first in Japan then everyone else got Red and Blue versions, and then later Yellow version came out. All of them are referred to as versions, despite Red and Green being the originals.
9000And1Fails As you said, “Yeah but”. One is the original, the other is an american version/interpretation of it and that is fact. You can call them both versions if you want but what I just wrote is fact. As for Pokemon, I’ve got no idea, I’m too old unfortunately!
Their accent sounds so authentic. Key and Peele are incredibley talented
Nah foo . If you mean in a cartoonish way then yes . But not authentic how us chicanos talks
@@prolifikwuhn the pronunciation of the Mexican slang is spot on, they really sounds like they know Spanish.
@@prolifikwuhnPeople just don’t like to be mimicked but they sound pretty close.
I like how they said "stop man there are kids in this neighborhood" even though they are gang members
Almost all gangs actually protect woman and children they only target men with there crimes. You have clearly never been around a real gang
JOTME r/iamverybadass
@@hero9029 well if you took the time to read my comment I said almost all gangs meaning not all😂 also gang rapes aren't a thing happening left and right
@@hero9029 Don't confuse Gangs with random dickheads that hide behind the title of Gang.
@@miguelvargas15 because you know almost all gangs?
Coming from a mexican household and visiting relatives, the setting is on point, they got the backyard so accurate to a mexican family's, its like visiting my aunt Yolanda again
yeah i miss the backyard. best part of socal
+Kalashnikov I also got an aunt yolanda haha
+Kalashnikov Did Aunt Yolanda keep a loaded handgun on the table at all times too?
+smecking
Maybe your grandma knows how crazy the world is and you need to grow up instead of throwing her under the bus.
HiIeric117 Na, she just has a small army of chihuahuas gaurding her yard
"I think I just proved this bottle is unbreakable" 😂😂
Epic lines in this sketch
3:42 carlito muttering "shouldn't have done that" has to be my favorite part
“Who he? What he did?”😂😂
Boob-Tubby Sanchez made me feel like I was talkin to the fools in North Las Vegas 😂 good times
805th like. Shouw!!👻805
910th like
Why use many word when few word do trick
@@kiikrosperk3512 Maloooooooone 😂
"This bottle is unbreakable" *shattered sound* 😂
The look on his face after killed me 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He could have thrown it on top of another bottle that was breakable.
Everything Anything yes we all watched the video too dumbass
Man I watched it 10x already and it never fails to make me laugh😂😂
1:17 If I'm not wrong, he is one of the Salamanca twins from Breaking Bad
PS- Yes he is Marco Salamanca
He is. Wow
And thats also the guy who plays Coco from Mayans and Loud from twisted metal
You know, I bet Carlito would never sit in no chair.
He rather get shanked lol living is for pussies
DR_LaZer Nah mang...chairs are for pussies!
Heaven is for pussies
-Carlito
Vector Calculus LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!😂😂😂 I sware I dyed laughing.
DR_LaZer But Carlito, why tho..
LMAO "Yes Carlito, by process of elimination you are the most loco person in the gang." XD
Lmao😂😂
Yes!
***** and I will now be able to live my life with such joy knowing that you have acknowledged that.
“That’s not loco, that’s just financially irresponsible” 😂
low key "yes!"
that was everything. lol
That face when the bottle broke xD
+DMT 〉👽 they are crazy.
+dark swift fighter THERE LOCO ESE
DMT 〉👽 I'm In Too Deep
DMT 〉👽 thats loco
"I'm never quiet I'm always loud Check it" ahh
LMAO!!!
Daniel Fernandez uui
Daniel Fernandez Ok, ok that was weird. Were u yelling? 😂😂
Daniel Fernandez that's not even the right quote dumbass
You should change your profile picture
this not only my all time favorite key and peele skit its my favorite comedy skit of all time
The little touch of putting his shoe back on after hitting the wall really is a nice touch
“By process of elimination you are the most loco in the gang”
“Yes ✊🏼”
😂😂
Just cried seeing that 😂😂
LoL 😂😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eduardo : sike
I literally saw this comment at the same time that it happened in the video.
Lol
“I’m in too deep”😂🤣
😂😂😂
“In too deep like a bottomless hole”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mexican Rap Group, most youngins don’t know!!!! 🇲🇽👌🤪
😣🍾🍾🍾
1:05 im it’s 5:00 Am I’m laughing to tears and it’s not even the end of video
For some reason I love how the Gang leader says 'Okay' through multiple sketches, its almost a punchline.
Gotta admit... That duck shit was crazy as fuck...
Rafaela Eusebio hey let me get yo numba
Nightingale007 si loco as a duck
Nightingale007 kwak kwak!
Nightingale007 Its was crazy....... but was it loco?
Ralkall yes! but a different kind of loco, like zany........lol
"It's like funny and awkward but sad at the same time" - My life in a nutshell.
MegaSnippezz i read your comment as he said
MegaSnippezz You too?
MegaSnippezz same ×2
Me too
“Why? “Who he?” “What he did”
“Im in too deep.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite of theirs.
This is the one where if you trying to get someone into it, this is what you show them
"You gotta pull them up there's like children in this neighborhood okay?" Most considerate gangster ever.
lol right
Yeah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Well, i think i proved this bottle is unbreakable"
**throws bottle away**
**bottle breaks**
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we have sense organs you know
Yep that was the joke
Thank you for telling me the joke
^Y'all realize they're just quoting the video because they particularly like that moment a lot? It's not an offense to quote a video
When did he do that?! Timestamp???
That other guy still unafraid at last proves he was the real loco
I was trying to watch this on a road trip while the rest of my family was sleeping and I was trying so hard not to laugh
"That's just being cavalier with your finances instead of collecting your free dessert. That's not loco, that's just being financially irresponsible" 🤣😂
“i never be caught being quiet. in fact, im always loud. check it.... uuuuuuunh”
*f e l t t h a t*
Blake Mullins ik Blakey
@Amethyst kryptonite It is caught.
Blake Mullins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok ok that was weird.
@@lokeymexican Were you yelling?
I'm obsessed with Key's Spanish accent
Victorianme He did nail it lol got the Suave to it too
Victorianme d .
Same here😂😂
you have to hear his indian one! it’s sooo good!!
Victorianme right😂😂😂😂😂
"Thats not loco thats just like, financially irresponsible" im dead 💀💀
2:27 gets me all the time 😂
Their bond is so strong they just tolerate Carlito's literal crazyness around...
yeah ikr? They just immediately forgave him for whirling a gun around and shooting (or almost shooting) a member of their gang. They love Carlito
Because...
They need a loco one in the gang.
i laughed so hard
Carlito: "I think i proved this bottle is unbreakable"
Carlito: *tosses bottle aside*
Bottle: *breaks*
DoctorHazard Carlito's eyes: *close in humiliation*
DoctorHazard lmaoooo.....i'm done
DoctorHazard his heart sank when the bottle broke..lol
DoctorHazard Wow looks like we saw the same video ! ...
Shad Rachid Not for me. In mine the bottle never broke, which means that in that video Carlito is right! It is unbreakable!
"I got Tilikum on my underwear... that's the blackfish" - Carlito
idek why I find that so funny
Everyone gangsta until someone’s “cavalier with their finances”
how the fuck did carlito get in the gang in the first place
+dzoush -- At the time, HE was the Loco One.
He was loco desperate
+dzoush He had a Tako and he had to Go Go GO.
he was a family member.
He was the serious one
Thats not loco, thats financially irresponsible man! :D
50043211 😂😂😂
Elizabeth Zoé De Gouveia well I just proved this bottle is unbreakable throws bottle breaks 😂😂😂
50043211 I still laugh as much when I watch it. 😂
That whole line he says!
2:46 i crazy I am the loco one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Carlito, that's just being cavalier with you financies instead of collecting your free desert" :)
"well...I think I just proved this bottle is unbreakable" *breaks bottle
LOL
Homeboy Jay CONSEQUENCES
"I'm in too deep" with the expression of sheer pain on his face ahahaha
BadBurrito lmao 😂😂
I was crying 😂😂
"I'm always loud. Check it: ahhhhh". 😂😂😂😂
0:40 one of the Salamanca twins in training 😂
This gang has some great vocabulary. Cavalier with finances? Process of elimination? What the hell you guys doing in a gang.
***** Was making a joke. I do realise that gang leadership position require a semblance of intelligence to avoid police detection as well as carry on their illegal activities. Then again these guys act like low level gangbangers so...
Brendon Tan just because a lot of them don't have college education doesn't really mean they're stupid
Stringer Bell from the Wire had an MBA, or at least an economics degree
Brendon Tan I think that's part of the joke. Not sure though.
Brendon Tan ii mvj
"by process of elimination" dead
Lmao
Shadi Nachat "yes...!"
yes
Shadi Nachat one of my favorite parts of this skit
Yes!!!! Lol
"THATS THE MOST LOCOEST THING IVE EVER SEEN"
"that's being cavalier with your finances". dude's got a point haha!
Their skin tones allow them to blend in anywhere
rezza rafee facts
And their sublime acting skills
Skin color might help but the foreign language accent and the fact that they act and move just like all the ethnic groups they dissed, that's talent!!
Afro-Latinx people exist also.
Ikrrrrr
Carlito is like that one guy who's only in the group because they feel bad for him
AWESOME TU Lol the Dumb Brother Or Relative Of them 😂😂😂
PrussianSoldierXD lol
Ironically he'll outlive them all
I just typed: ,,who he, what he did" and this popped up
That's exactly what i wanted
1:33 gets me every time. 😂😂😂
I love how they’re the only gang that cares about children
Man yo don't know gangs at all
All gangs care about children pedophiles are on the bottom in prison...
Totally not true.
@@rafthethinker4948 It totally is, I've been locked up.. the hierarchy goes killers > nonviolent criminals > pedos (and only the popo are below pedos) Don't ask me why because I didn't set the prison rules.
@@rafthethinker4948 There's even an article on it if you don't want to believe me www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/9/26/1798821/-There-Is-A-Reason-That-Child-Molesters-And-Rapists-Are-At-The-Bottom-Of-The-Prison-Food-Chain
"That's just being cavalier with your finances instead of collecting your free dessert" 😂
😂😂😂😂
That's not loco that's just... Financially irresponsible
He has 9 stamps too... like the con from the car park...
Carlito : well , I think I just proved this bottle is unbreakable
*throws bottle away, which shatters into pieces*
Also Carlito: 😐
“I’m in too deep” 😂
I mean at the end he straight up tries to murder a man in cold blood... that’s pretty loco
Kind of the point.
No, Carlito, you're still not the loco one
Don’t gangs kill
4:04
@@upstreamtoast3512 Well, yeah, but typically not members of their own gang
How he tried to shoot him again, killed me 😂😂😂🤣
If at first u don succeed😂
He killed you?
It killed Eduardo too 😂
How Carlito just didn't even hesitate to shoot his problem dead again XD
And I love how Eduardo just unflinchingly stares him down all the while.
I love how Peele says “Gar-field” the first time he tries to break the bottle over his head.
"Why. Who he, what he did?"
🤣😂🤣😂
When he hit his head with the bottle the first time and said, “Garrrr....field” 😂
LOL had me dead
Wow I've watched this over ten times and never noticed he says "garfield" LOL
Ikr..could stop laughing..😂🤪"garrr
I just noticed 🤣🤣🤣
omg I watched like over 10 times but never noticed until I saw your comment lol
"Why? Who he? What he did?"
fuck yes
when a new guy is invited into the xbox party
+hdee looooll
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gentle Singularity lol I replayed that one a few times
That 'Oh...kay' from Keegan in the beginning as if he's expecting something is gonna go wrong 😂😂
When he does the celebratory "yes!" 🤣