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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 575

  • @DiotraxSecondlives
    @DiotraxSecondlives Год назад +3272

    "i've been busy with non-carpentry work" is my favorite line

    • @josueando
      @josueando 11 месяцев назад +10

      frrrrr

    • @hushni
      @hushni 10 месяцев назад +18

      He have to be defensive about it.. And im on the floor lol.

    • @maximilianokoweindl8048
      @maximilianokoweindl8048 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 7 месяцев назад

      @@hushni Sounded like a politician to me for a sec lol

    • @hoodstarza.m.g5809
      @hoodstarza.m.g5809 Месяц назад

      Came to the comments for that exact line😂

  • @miguelparada2286
    @miguelparada2286 Год назад +3902

    "CARPENTER? Then why does your house look like s***?"
    "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."

    • @thedivinebandit
      @thedivinebandit Год назад +67

      There's a double entendre there. Churches and their behaviours. 😅😂

    • @WaldenRobertCassotto
      @WaldenRobertCassotto 10 месяцев назад +22

      Guy was an interior decorator

    • @aleksandarspasov6815
      @aleksandarspasov6815 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@WaldenRobertCassotto Didn't know he was Czechoslovakian

    • @hefeibao
      @hefeibao 7 месяцев назад +6

      That line killed me.

    • @andrewadachi9306
      @andrewadachi9306 7 месяцев назад +4

      It has the same energy as the interior decorator form the sopranos

  • @deflatedrabbit5232
    @deflatedrabbit5232 Год назад +1775

    "Wtf? I slap you and you wanna turn the other cheek?"
    "FRONT HAND!"

  • @ObservableObserver
    @ObservableObserver 2 года назад +6960

    All Popes in history decided to dress like Galaleroy instead of dressing like Jesus for some reason 😄

  • @harrysvu
    @harrysvu 2 года назад +2755

    Jordan's portrayal of Jesus is incredible and is honestly true to his character. I don't see any reason why a person of faith would be offended, Jesus wasn't disrespected in any way. When he turned his other cheek that was cold af

    • @rogerraya8614
      @rogerraya8614 Год назад +43

      I agree!

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb Год назад +105

      As a Christian, I found it hilarious.

    • @sakibmir5360
      @sakibmir5360 Год назад +60

      Lol when he turned his other cheek .it was sarcastic because in practical life u can't do that
      If someone kidnaps ur one daughter,u will not give her another 😂

    • @wideawake5630
      @wideawake5630 Год назад +32

      I'm a retired Christian minister and I loved it!

    • @dziewiaty
      @dziewiaty Год назад +39

      ​@@sakibmir5360that was you trying to be clever or did your really name your daughter "Cheek"?

  • @MrAceMcGee
    @MrAceMcGee 2 года назад +1375

    Galileeroy is canon now as the 13th disciple

    • @jhetttiernan2623
      @jhetttiernan2623 Год назад +54

      As a devout Christian I say that I accept Galileeroy as the 13th apostle

    • @dingledowery
      @dingledowery 7 месяцев назад +8

      That position is already filled by Clearance lol

    • @MrAceMcGee
      @MrAceMcGee 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@dingledowery Correction...14th disciple

    • @MoroccanRose85
      @MoroccanRose85 6 месяцев назад +12

      The Book of Galileeroy was taken out of the Bible by the Council of Nicea.

    • @JarodFarrant
      @JarodFarrant 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@jhetttiernan2623to be fare to him Peter was a tax collector.

  • @KumarTyrion
    @KumarTyrion Год назад +1659

    After all these years i still find key and peele sketches that i havent watched😂

    • @mestrinimaster3602
      @mestrinimaster3602 Год назад +9

      Aleluia brotha. Praise the lords

    • @mijoveri1
      @mijoveri1 Год назад +7

      You and me brother, I haven't seen this one either

    • @angiebams123
      @angiebams123 11 месяцев назад +5

      And what a glorious day it is

    • @MarcYanruw
      @MarcYanruw 7 месяцев назад

      Like me right now 😂

    • @choccie_m138
      @choccie_m138 4 месяца назад

      Bruh

  • @keithkammerhofer80
    @keithkammerhofer80 Год назад +296

    "Non carpentry work"..
    "OK!..THAT'S IT!!"😅😅

  • @L.i.am95
    @L.i.am95 Год назад +984

    I honestly thought the whole "key and peele skit I've never seen before" thing was a myth, but here we are

    • @johnnywalker8815
      @johnnywalker8815 Год назад +25

      Yeah it's getting ridiculous at this point.😂

    • @cyberguroo
      @cyberguroo Год назад +27

      The thing is these f**kers do not have a specific catalogue or a series somewhere, they just keep dropping these random episodes all over RUclips 😂 and you just have to keep discovering them.

    • @Bighomiehobbs
      @Bighomiehobbs 10 месяцев назад +4

      Facts I thought I’ve seen them all guess not

    • @andronis6452
      @andronis6452 7 месяцев назад

      @@cyberguroo untrue, it was a tv show on comedy central. You can probably stream it somewhere

  • @ChunkySalsa75
    @ChunkySalsa75 Год назад +658

    More accurate depiction than any televangelist has ever offered

  • @mauriciocalderon8641
    @mauriciocalderon8641 Год назад +436

    "I have a Saying"
    "uh!"
    "it goes like this..."
    "you gonna love this"
    "Shut up"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RThyrring
    @RThyrring 10 месяцев назад +112

    Galeleroy? GALE-LEROY?! 😆
    I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SportFundMedved
    @SportFundMedved Год назад +145

    Those two are my favourite comedians for the past couple of years. All sketches are brilliantly plotted, staged, performed and hilariously funny. Way to go!

  • @mrlucius57
    @mrlucius57 Год назад +230

    These men are some of the best actors/comedians ever

  • @thomasreske4628
    @thomasreske4628 Год назад +287

    ‘Mary Magdalene !! Where you at, b…h ?” 😅😅😅

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 Год назад +377

    How am I still finding Key & Peele skits I haven't watched 😂 pleasant surprise!

    • @KeiGambit
      @KeiGambit Год назад +5

      Because you never bothered to watch the actual show.... how are you people STILL not able to just watch the fking show? Lol

    • @Wormmmmmmmmmm
      @Wormmmmmmmmmm Год назад +10

      ​@@KeiGambitDon't break a leg getting down from your high horse

    • @KeiGambit
      @KeiGambit Год назад +2

      @@Wormmmmmmmmmm Just sayin, the show is the cat's pajamas

    • @davidmaltais2912
      @davidmaltais2912 Год назад

      ​@@KeiGambitrelax.buddy

  • @jojonas5463
    @jojonas5463 Год назад +166

    _the most accurate depiction how the Bible was read in the times of their origins_

  • @nickkrasny1562
    @nickkrasny1562 11 месяцев назад +32

    1:43 I love how he’s trying so hard to suppress his tone and keep his cool 😂

  • @AAblade7
    @AAblade7 Год назад +215

    Whenever I hear Galaleeroy I die laughing

  • @parciushmarak9858
    @parciushmarak9858 7 месяцев назад +71

    "two blind chicks who actually, you know, get requested a lot..."😅

    • @vegabattohsai4593
      @vegabattohsai4593 2 месяца назад +1

      Can u explain the joke?

    • @user-jn7bq8wh1e
      @user-jn7bq8wh1e 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@vegabattohsai4593it's a sick take on how blind/deaf people(especially women) were taken advantage of by wretched men...
      Just because they're blind they could do anything to them...since they're "prostitutes" it's even worse for them

    • @kevin4680
      @kevin4680 День назад

      @@user-jn7bq8wh1e That's cynical. I thought it was about hiding insecurities but still wanting love.

  • @chinarc64
    @chinarc64 Год назад +97

    Man her acting skills and dialog delivery is hilarious 😅😅😅 love to see her often in ur videos ❤❤❤

  • @tonystark559
    @tonystark559 Год назад +152

    The funniest thing is that he manages to have every comeback until he uses a line in the bible verse lol

    • @JesusLovesEVERYTHING
      @JesusLovesEVERYTHING 10 месяцев назад +4

      That's biblical lol that's how you shut down a demon

    • @tonystark559
      @tonystark559 10 месяцев назад +1

      @JesusLovesEVERYTHING correct lol

    • @sunwukong32
      @sunwukong32 8 месяцев назад +2

      Funny enough, it also works against Christians in debates.

  • @roumen278
    @roumen278 11 месяцев назад +36

    I really like that they have used Rusalka from famous Czech composer Antonin Dvorak as a background music 😁

  • @mariajoelcosta8676
    @mariajoelcosta8676 8 месяцев назад +31

    That actress who played Mary Magdalene acted so well! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bristleback1759
    @bristleback1759 Год назад +112

    This sure has to be one of best comedy of their work. 😂😂

  • @omario4823
    @omario4823 Год назад +71

    Galaleroy. Whoever came up with that name 😂😂😂

  • @dennislaskowski3773
    @dennislaskowski3773 Год назад +106

    I've been busy with non-carpentry work.😂

  • @zhouyi1933
    @zhouyi1933 5 месяцев назад +6

    Kudos to the brilliant actress. She brought the sass, held her own with these brilliant comedians.

  • @kabirsaifullahi4320
    @kabirsaifullahi4320 Год назад +63

    Galileroy is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @sidneycurry8508
    @sidneycurry8508 10 месяцев назад +10

    these two lov them they do the best skits no one ever done i been watching them for yrs There skits just be off the charts .

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 7 месяцев назад

      The writer is a mad genius! Ofcourse there talented actors & comedians who bring it to life perfectly but the writing really is on point.

  • @KnowledgeNuggets-Togo
    @KnowledgeNuggets-Togo 2 года назад +116

    Galileroy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YosefTesfaye10
    @YosefTesfaye10 Год назад +120

    Marry’s act is tho 🤘

  • @johnnycarrera3660
    @johnnycarrera3660 2 месяца назад +5

    0:51 are you washing his feet?😂😂😂

  • @watermystic14
    @watermystic14 Год назад +16

    GalliLeroy: Shutup.
    LOL that made my day

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 11 месяцев назад +38

    1:09 THIS KILLS ME, the blind chicks part.

  • @rickrepublic5722
    @rickrepublic5722 10 месяцев назад +17

    So incredible that they can make it so hilarious but not offending 😂😂

  • @mrBogart26
    @mrBogart26 Год назад +39

    i want that last supper hanging on my wall

  • @Kellybelleee
    @Kellybelleee Год назад +22

    I lost the other two to leprosy. 😂

  • @kur-o-taku1347
    @kur-o-taku1347 Год назад +27

    Galaleroy came in w/ that opp shxt fr fr😂😂

  • @andreimacabanti8536
    @andreimacabanti8536 Год назад +15

    "that ain't gangstah ..." Hahahaha

  • @sami_keren
    @sami_keren Год назад +26

    "It's 12 men"😂

  • @adlizaharudin
    @adlizaharudin Год назад +25

    The fact that reading the title already made me laugh 🤣

  • @azharshaik4333
    @azharshaik4333 7 месяцев назад +25

    That JEWS part was perfect 😂😂😂

  • @ntdscherer
    @ntdscherer Год назад +15

    Wrong cheek! Although the important part is it was with the back of the hand; they got that right.

  • @gauravkumar_b.1067
    @gauravkumar_b.1067 Год назад +29

    I have been busy with non carpentry work😅😅😅

  • @knxwlegdetv
    @knxwlegdetv Месяц назад +7

    2:17 i feel his pain😂

  • @zakzack2222
    @zakzack2222 8 месяцев назад +4

    "I have a saying..."😂😂

  • @akashdewangan1
    @akashdewangan1 Год назад +30

    peele always knocks it out of the park

  • @reckerproduction9468
    @reckerproduction9468 9 месяцев назад +5

    The way She says no 😍😍😍😍

  • @MikeCrawch
    @MikeCrawch 3 месяца назад +1

    That picture of the last supper at the end had me rolling 😂

  • @retrodemogamer
    @retrodemogamer Год назад +24

    Front hand backhand

  • @tonystark559
    @tonystark559 Год назад +43

    So they removed the book of enoch and the book of Galileeroy in the bible.

  • @mod8126
    @mod8126 Год назад +11

    I'm gonna stay here with Jjjeeeezus

  • @rovsonkshetrimayum6752
    @rovsonkshetrimayum6752 Год назад +12

    They ve been playing front hand back hand from time immemorial

  • @BlackDiamond2718
    @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +19

    Idk why he slapped him when he wasn’t ready for it.

  • @dannibee5439
    @dannibee5439 10 месяцев назад +5

    Not Gala-leroy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PoeLemic
    @PoeLemic 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious. I loved K & P. So brilliant. Funny as always.

  • @JustDaZack
    @JustDaZack 15 дней назад +1

    The OG Fronthand/Backhand

  • @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323
    @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 9 месяцев назад +3

    'What yall having' Nice touch 👏

  • @vlachyna
    @vlachyna 10 месяцев назад +2

    Nech toho 😂😂😂😂
    Hodně dobrý 😂😂😂
    Pak ze nemáte smysl pro humor 😂😂😂
    Magdaleně odpustil už i Ježíš 😂😂😂

  • @usernamedkjahstill5003
    @usernamedkjahstill5003 11 месяцев назад +4

    I don't understand how I keep on finding new clips of the show

  • @anthonybonifer477
    @anthonybonifer477 Год назад +6

    Last supper eaten in daylight..at noon... I actually said this to a guy earlier today ... 😅

  • @PapaYogito
    @PapaYogito Год назад +8

    "What yall havin?"

  • @baba-voss8018
    @baba-voss8018 Год назад +20

    I couldn't laugh, I couldn't laugh at all but when I saw that PIMP slap... Aww naaahh😭😭. I just might be going to hell

  • @stepanhrebicek8309
    @stepanhrebicek8309 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was not expecting a czech opera aria (Měsíčku na nebi from Rusalka) but it did put a smile on my face

    • @SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF
      @SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF 7 месяцев назад +1

      Can you tell me the title of this opera? Thank you

    • @stepanhrebicek8309
      @stepanhrebicek8309 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF Rusalka (it means something like water fairy/demon). It was composed by Antonín Dvořák

  • @Victor-vg4gw
    @Victor-vg4gw 11 дней назад +1

    I am very religious and the Catholic and I could find a little joy in it it wasn't too blasphemous at all it was just funny.

  • @808Prince
    @808Prince Год назад +26

    I have a saying too... 😂😂💥

  • @Lonelylovelywestindian
    @Lonelylovelywestindian 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’m a catholic and this is funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @magnusdoherty2695
    @magnusdoherty2695 7 месяцев назад +2

    I am a Christian, and I think this would have happened if Galaleroy was a real person in the Bible. I love this skit.

  • @wallomaie1752
    @wallomaie1752 6 месяцев назад +1

    The way she said Jjjjeeeeezuuss is wild yo😂

  • @tayeb7031
    @tayeb7031 2 года назад +26

    1:40 that's a sopranos reference!

  • @queenofpain7067
    @queenofpain7067 8 месяцев назад +4

    That painting 😂😂😂

  • @whitneymacdonald4396
    @whitneymacdonald4396 4 дня назад +1

    "Galaleroy". These guys are too much.

  • @Just-C
    @Just-C Год назад +33

    Love her ❤❤❤❤😂😂

  • @Deeshawn_NorthYT
    @Deeshawn_NorthYT 3 месяца назад

    This skit is timeless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Aishawas9islam
    @Aishawas9islam 7 месяцев назад +1

    2 years and I’ve never seen this master piece 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @scataljz7274
    @scataljz7274 5 месяцев назад +2

    Genius snd Brilliant

  • @reversflash716
    @reversflash716 7 месяцев назад +6

    Ancient speech sounds so strange nowadays

  • @darknykz
    @darknykz Год назад +1

    'Hey Ya' 🎶🎶

  • @aunghtetmyat936
    @aunghtetmyat936 4 месяца назад +1

    2:18 this always got me

  • @MsCarringtonsYoutube
    @MsCarringtonsYoutube 3 месяца назад +1

    This is my 1st time seeing this! Hilarious Skit!

  • @femioki3861
    @femioki3861 2 месяца назад +1

    Probably my favorite sketch of all time!

  • @LPRpgler25
    @LPRpgler25 5 месяцев назад +1

    Andjelkovic Dennis : Bamm ist das tiaf 🤣🤣

  • @TheGame4eva
    @TheGame4eva 7 месяцев назад +10

    This happened in the bible for me 😂😂😂 is all canon

  • @SpoileralertGMA47
    @SpoileralertGMA47 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂“You can have him I’m done”

  • @harrydatgoat6719
    @harrydatgoat6719 Год назад +5

    Noohhhh, Im not going with you Galaleeroy, Im staying with JeeeeeeeeZus

  • @MrBoydgo
    @MrBoydgo 8 месяцев назад +1

    This, ladies and gentleman, is how it is done. I guarantee churches would be full all the time. ❤😂😂😂

  • @user-so3uk9os4k
    @user-so3uk9os4k 10 месяцев назад +2

    Didn't saw that slap coming 😆

  • @stephenbwalya4352
    @stephenbwalya4352 Год назад +27

    What y'all having??? 😅😅😅

  • @Himal_Rulz
    @Himal_Rulz 11 месяцев назад +5

    legendary script😂

  • @ZubairKhan-vs8fe
    @ZubairKhan-vs8fe Год назад +4

    Galeleroy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YD-pl5rn
    @YD-pl5rn 2 месяца назад +1

    They just got so many sketch that we've never seen before.

  • @nerveb7508
    @nerveb7508 3 месяца назад

    That Ain't gangsta got me😂😂

  • @LockedIn-bj7zc
    @LockedIn-bj7zc 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm staying here with jeeeeeeeeezzzuuuussss

  • @maichea
    @maichea Месяц назад

    This is one of my favourite Key and Peele sketches so funny 🤣

  • @Hdogxx247
    @Hdogxx247 2 месяца назад +1

    0:47 0:50 0:52 1:27 1:30 1:35 1:42 1:56
    1:58 2:18 2:22 2:29

  • @medusagorgon9
    @medusagorgon9 8 месяцев назад +1

    All that and he still wanted to know what was on the menu. Wine for sure.

  • @benedictbuberwa3943
    @benedictbuberwa3943 Год назад +24

    This was incredibly funny 🤣

  • @FreshtexBlackman
    @FreshtexBlackman Год назад +5

    "Galaleroy"

  • @googlefearsaltmedia218
    @googlefearsaltmedia218 7 месяцев назад +13

    Lol, now do Aisha.

    • @thequantum-plator
      @thequantum-plator 7 месяцев назад +7

      He and you both won't be alive 😂

    • @KingIjazMalik
      @KingIjazMalik 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@thequantum-platorWho's Ayesha