An Insult Comic Meets His Match - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral 5 лет назад +1550

    In the mood for some real roasting? Watch clips from Comedy Central's Roast of Alec Baldwin right here: ruclips.net/video/guhKsqo0Q5M/видео.html

    • @windwalker000
      @windwalker000 5 лет назад +10

      Hasn't this got uploaded before?

    • @gamecreatorc
      @gamecreatorc 5 лет назад +8

      @@windwalker000 They're moving some of the videos to this channel from the Comedy Central channel. The one that was uploaded there is now unlisted. Here's the link: ruclips.net/video/RlTbJZ64sVM/видео.html

    • @USMCasper
      @USMCasper 5 лет назад +4

      Comedy Central that roast was a joke compared to years ago.

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 5 лет назад +14

      Ohhh, I get it now. This channel isn't actually owned by Key and Peele, the guys at Comedy Central are just putting these videos in their own separate channel, in order to reupload them

    • @tingtang9302
      @tingtang9302 5 лет назад +2

      no

  • @mobag911
    @mobag911 5 лет назад +45395

    "You skipped meeee"
    -"Well, sir, I skipped you because you are already roasted"

    • @ericblack7568
      @ericblack7568 5 лет назад +1374

      LOL!!! that was very funny

    • @muhammadmokhzani8319
      @muhammadmokhzani8319 5 лет назад +500

      Lol. That's seriously funnu

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 5 лет назад +350

      Honestly thought he was gonna make one of those tobacco jokes. Kinda disappointed he didnt

    • @oscarvillarreal8951
      @oscarvillarreal8951 5 лет назад +31

      😲! SMDH!

    • @success2471
      @success2471 5 лет назад +112

      You wrong for that boy 🤣🤣

  • @cellissmo9393
    @cellissmo9393 5 лет назад +9377

    "Make fun of the wheeeelchaiiiir"
    "I can't see the wheelchair, could you stand up please ?"

  • @mikejones-rn8hp
    @mikejones-rn8hp 5 лет назад +19629

    Seriously, that situation would have to be a stand up's worst nightmare 🤣

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 5 лет назад +938

      mike jones not really. More like a walk in the park. It’d be so easy to make fun of. “Why’d you come to a comedy show? Shouldn’t you be at burning man?”

    • @Daily_Bassist
      @Daily_Bassist 5 лет назад +427

      I think Bill Burr could have handled it

    • @jackmoore9109
      @jackmoore9109 5 лет назад +151

      So easy to call him optimus prime or say he got roasted cause of the jokes 😂

    • @seen203
      @seen203 5 лет назад +41

      Another Freddy joke? Really?

    • @amilcaredmund1423
      @amilcaredmund1423 5 лет назад +184

      Empathy is a real fucking thing

  • @emoneytrillionaire5016
    @emoneytrillionaire5016 2 года назад +802

    When she shed the light on him, and he turned in pain that killed me

    • @samuellp1146
      @samuellp1146 2 года назад +9

      That was too funny.

    • @AegisGaming99
      @AegisGaming99 Год назад +12

      no he turned to show him

    • @luciferlucero
      @luciferlucero Год назад +5

      Yes he turned to give him a good look! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josealejandromartinezlopez3924
      @josealejandromartinezlopez3924 Год назад +7

      ​@@AegisGaming99nah. It was more like hiding from the shame . Kinda like Quasimodo

    • @eddie1975utube
      @eddie1975utube 2 месяца назад

      @@josealejandromartinezlopez3924this guy gets it.

  • @phexus
    @phexus 5 лет назад +4011

    Key is such a good actor. I love the hesitations in his voice.

    • @oldliverrivers3686
      @oldliverrivers3686 5 лет назад +89

      "sir...i dont know" he sounds actually conflicted and nervous.

    • @machaolesplendide
      @machaolesplendide 4 года назад +2

      @@oldliverrivers3686 exactly that part

    • @drzecelectric4302
      @drzecelectric4302 4 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @phexus
      @phexus 4 года назад +1

      @@oldliverrivers3686 Precisely!

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 4 года назад +15

      He is good. Comedy actors are often unfortunately overlooked.

  • @wagesofsinn3881
    @wagesofsinn3881 3 года назад +3182

    "Kill me in my dreams" joke actually made me laugh. that was fantastic.

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 2 года назад +1

      @@Fightm0nger He literally explained that joke in the sketch. If you can't use internet and google Freddie Kruger then you migh some mental problems.

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 2 года назад +57

      Yeah the joke was good. The audience sucked.

    • @ThePindar
      @ThePindar 2 года назад +24

      @@Joshualibbyy who tf is Freddy cougar lmao

    • @kingofluck2912
      @kingofluck2912 2 года назад +1

      @@ThePindar What living under a rock does to a mf

    • @ThePindar
      @ThePindar 2 года назад

      @@kingofluck2912 it's Freddy Krueger you dumb mofo

  • @telgou
    @telgou 4 года назад +9701

    I actually thought he was laughing after the jokes not crying

  • @justsomefella1489
    @justsomefella1489 Год назад +64

    When he cries, RUclips subtitles it as “robotic sobbing”! Sketch is so funny, the subtitles are too. Well done gents.

    • @trailer.prince
      @trailer.prince 7 месяцев назад

      NOT THE ROBOTIC SOBBING IM WEAK

  • @MobKnowledge
    @MobKnowledge 5 лет назад +7996

    I felt so many conflicting emotions watching this. These guys are geniuses.

    • @Abelius
      @Abelius 4 года назад +49

      I felt more conflicted when they purposefully stopped showing that glorious cleavage.

    • @lvelvetj
      @lvelvetj 4 года назад +12

      @@Abelius Haa!

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +20

      I agree, but I will stand behind the comic.

    • @nofurtherwest3474
      @nofurtherwest3474 4 года назад +11

      Go on... what emotions did you feel?

    • @nomos_lol
      @nomos_lol 4 года назад +35

      Same I felt bad for Key, but then when Peele said “I thought I could take it” had me sad too. I love how at the end they do something ridiculous like smash a bottle on his head to remind you it’s a skit lmao.

  • @HickSmitty
    @HickSmitty 5 лет назад +12158

    You can't make fun of people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves

    • @Feelix420
      @Feelix420 5 лет назад +149

      touché mah nigga

    • @kiltedcripple
      @kiltedcripple 5 лет назад +300

      Come on now, it's not like they're push overs

    • @WorldwideScents
      @WorldwideScents 5 лет назад +224

      I want to make a wheelchair joke but I can't because it's kind of messed up so I'm going to roll on over to the next comment and read

    • @quoisegames1937
      @quoisegames1937 5 лет назад +290

      This thread should be disabled

    • @Andre-gc2lo
      @Andre-gc2lo 5 лет назад +60

      This joke made paralyzed people close RUclips

  • @kerosene9579
    @kerosene9579 5 лет назад +5990

    *“the tears, they burn-”* lmfaoooo that part had me dEAD

  • @marlondeanclift
    @marlondeanclift 3 года назад +1135

    Best sketch ever. This is the way a lot of people behave regarding humor.

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold 2 года назад +77

      I'm easily offended, where should I spend my evening? Oh I know, a stand-up comedy night sounds perfect

    • @arivenes_
      @arivenes_ Год назад

      jesus fucking christ

    • @spicytaker
      @spicytaker Год назад

      @@vibovitold lol you're all edgelords. nobody is offended by your comedy, you just aint funny

    • @coldshivery
      @coldshivery Год назад

      ikr!@@vibovitold

    • @willn8664
      @willn8664 9 месяцев назад

      #cancelculture

  • @Karan-nq6ew
    @Karan-nq6ew 4 года назад +3069

    So peele finally took revenge on the hypotenuse joke

    • @softcreamfruits
      @softcreamfruits 4 года назад +24

      @@vrindagujrati2004 i think that's what they were implying..

    • @StickNclutch
      @StickNclutch 4 года назад +1

      @@vrindagujrati2004 it too nerdy girl 🤓

    • @virulenthunter3017
      @virulenthunter3017 4 года назад +6

      @@StickNclutch et tu

    • @bummers
      @bummers 3 года назад +3

      Great, now I have to rewatch it.

    • @lexisdone
      @lexisdone 3 года назад +13

      Wow I never thought of it like this. That makes this way better.

  • @jannelleanderson6155
    @jannelleanderson6155 5 лет назад +2994

    “Thanks so much ma’am for illuminating him” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raymemichaels
    @raymemichaels 5 лет назад +3338

    “The tears - they burn!!” LOL! GOLD!

  • @chikkipop
    @chikkipop 2 года назад +316

    These guys are so consistently good it's just unbelievable.

  • @thelastblackjedi7396
    @thelastblackjedi7396 5 лет назад +2880

    Plot twist: He's in disguise and was sent by the Yuk-Yuk Club to steal their customers

    • @gameworldaddicts7729
      @gameworldaddicts7729 5 лет назад +11

      The Last Black Jedi haha hell yeah

    • @sidskysingh
      @sidskysingh 5 лет назад +14

      I hope your pursuing your writing abilities...

    • @thxvilla
      @thxvilla 5 лет назад +6

      @@sidskysingh you're

    • @lesedi428
      @lesedi428 5 лет назад +4

      You sir are a genius🙆🏾‍♂️

    • @akhilbritto976
      @akhilbritto976 5 лет назад

      There's definately a sequel comin!

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +1829

    *_"Make fun of the burns."_*
    Gets me everytime.

  • @djmotise
    @djmotise 5 лет назад +4726

    This is one of the creepiest, yet most original and crazy things I've ever seen.

    • @Milkmans_Son
      @Milkmans_Son 5 лет назад +33

      That just means you haven't seen Baby Forest.

    • @김유선-e7e
      @김유선-e7e 5 лет назад +6

      Yeeeeessss. I felt the same way....
      But it is genius

    • @JixxsawDesign
      @JixxsawDesign 4 года назад +1

      Milk Manson Forrest Whiticker’s son?

    • @ramoeneg7874
      @ramoeneg7874 4 года назад

      they said one of.

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 года назад +5

      Hellz yeah d00d, paraplegic burn victims are creepy as F#@%K!!!

  • @bruhdotmpthree2792
    @bruhdotmpthree2792 3 года назад +194

    His voice shaking while saying “sir, I don’t know” is a masterpiece

  • @calebreasons
    @calebreasons 4 года назад +1144

    “This is my paaaaaaaiiiiinnnn medication” I lost it 😂

  • @Chipwhitley274
    @Chipwhitley274 5 лет назад +763

    When he cried... I honestly thought he was laughing hysterically... and it would let him off the hook.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, I thought that's the direction it was going, too.

    • @nowaiman
      @nowaiman 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @beastoonline1991
      @beastoonline1991 5 лет назад +6

      Which is kinda what makes that part hilarious lol

    • @billysinge8977
      @billysinge8977 5 лет назад +3

      Chipwhitley274 I thought so as well!

    • @CaramelTubbies
      @CaramelTubbies 5 лет назад

      Yeah mann ugh

  • @kazak300
    @kazak300 5 лет назад +4417

    -Do Me
    =Sorry sir you're already WELL DONE.

  • @BrEaKiNg_Brad
    @BrEaKiNg_Brad 2 года назад +121

    Dude they're the best. She holds the light to his face lol

    • @bboohhmmaann
      @bboohhmmaann 7 месяцев назад

      I noticed that too. I couldn't stop laughing

  • @alexo5410
    @alexo5410 5 лет назад +1282

    “How do we even know if he’s crying right now?” Lol

  • @Carlos-xz3vi
    @Carlos-xz3vi 5 лет назад +2313

    The tears, they burn. This is unbelievable! 😂

    • @nikipavlin8032
      @nikipavlin8032 5 лет назад +2

      I read this at the exact time as he said it lol

    • @chox9064
      @chox9064 5 лет назад

      @@nikipavlin8032 HHAHAHAHA same here

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 5 лет назад +1

      @@chox9064 I read your comment at the exact same time that I read Niki's comment which was at the exact same time he said it...

    • @odogg9399
      @odogg9399 5 лет назад +1

      @@MachineGunMouth these nuts on your chin

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 2 года назад

      Could have been tears of laughter!

  • @NoahOD_22
    @NoahOD_22 3 года назад +86

    “Thanks so much mam for illuminating him…” is the best line in here by far lol. It’s just a quick little line in passing, but brilliant

  • @thecreativeKue
    @thecreativeKue 5 лет назад +1981

    “This is my painnnnnnnn medication” 😂😂😂😂 “make fun of the robot voice”

    • @Kny-tn1mg
      @Kny-tn1mg 5 лет назад +15

      😂😂
      "dont you worry about that..gloves are coming of"

    • @KniteSparxx
      @KniteSparxx 5 лет назад +4

      Hyped up peer pressure at its peak lol

    • @eyedontbowlempress7643
      @eyedontbowlempress7643 5 лет назад

      Lmaooo

    • @boosted2809
      @boosted2809 5 лет назад +3

      That part was awesome lmao! Btw you are really cute 😋

    • @shaad4044
      @shaad4044 5 лет назад +4

      "aaarrrrgghhhh aaarrrrrrgghhh I thought I could, but I can't" "the tears they been"

  • @The2KXperience
    @The2KXperience 5 лет назад +1799

    "Oh you're gay? I guess that puts a new spin on the term flaming homosexual."

  • @aj9777
    @aj9777 5 лет назад +9753

    I love how he cried into his little mic thing to let everybody know
    Edit: SPEAKING AID

    • @arjunpailoor4559
      @arjunpailoor4559 5 лет назад +103

      like online gamers laughing into the mic, so annoying

    • @Ben-cr3xy
      @Ben-cr3xy 4 года назад +32

      @ 2:57

    • @jessicaliz7779
      @jessicaliz7779 4 года назад +172

      “The tears, they burn” 😂😂😂😂

    • @mr.e6033
      @mr.e6033 4 года назад

      😂

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 4 года назад +3

      @「 soda pop 」 Nah I agree with you

  • @MicheleBowieAstrologer
    @MicheleBowieAstrologer 2 года назад +29

    “Sir, I don’t know…” 😂 I feel that line on a daily basis. This is one of the funniest videos out there. I love you, Key and Peele!

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 5 лет назад +730

    "He said he could take it!"
    "I thought I could, but I can't"
    Man, that is so relatable.

  • @SamsHamlet
    @SamsHamlet 5 лет назад +2408

    I couldn't tell if he was crying or laughing lmao 😂

    • @Esco0192
      @Esco0192 5 лет назад +16

      Nahid Panda I thought he was laughing too 😂

    • @alvifadhollah
      @alvifadhollah 5 лет назад +12

      The Tears. They burn.

    • @Skindrift
      @Skindrift 5 лет назад +2

      @@Esco0192 I thought he was laughing at first lol

    • @tshephangmoswete1286
      @tshephangmoswete1286 5 лет назад +1

      YOU ASSHOLE!

    • @OnNightmareRadio
      @OnNightmareRadio 5 лет назад

      I think that’s the whole point. Like a social media post, that they’re faceless and toneless, but you can interpret their meaning either way Depending on how you read it.

  • @joshuadoty4251
    @joshuadoty4251 5 лет назад +1449

    “This is my Paiiin medication” lmao

  • @jackspade5316
    @jackspade5316 3 года назад +27

    "Make fun of the burns"
    LOL
    That was the exact point he knew he was gonna have a bad night no matter what.

  • @danparish1344
    @danparish1344 5 лет назад +937

    The guy was burned once, couldn’t take it a second time.

  • @KrisMcCauley
    @KrisMcCauley 5 лет назад +753

    “Robotic sobbing”in the captions 😂🤖

    • @91myroc
      @91myroc 5 лет назад +20

      Kris McCauley i turned on the captions just to see that and it didn’t fail me 😂😂💀💀

    • @laha6667
      @laha6667 5 лет назад +6

      Your robot emoji though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @grayrachelle
      @grayrachelle 5 лет назад

      Yeah I saw them too!

    • @GankTown
      @GankTown 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DSmith365
      @DSmith365 5 лет назад +1

      I dont know that sound, it sounds like an electronic sound. 😭🤣😂

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 лет назад +250

    One of the best sketches man, Jordan nailed that cry so well I know most of us thought he was laughing at first

  • @christianleon1475
    @christianleon1475 Год назад +11

    So I just started laughing down to tears when Jordan appeared 😂😂 was NOT expecting that + his acting with those strange movements is just incredibly funny

    • @christianleon1475
      @christianleon1475 Год назад

      OMG when the robotic voice started I just lost it 🤣😂

  • @capadamos1544
    @capadamos1544 3 года назад +297

    "The tears, they burn!" - in his Decepticons voice. I lost I'm done.

  • @iiifreddydiii2578
    @iiifreddydiii2578 5 лет назад +574

    “I thought I could but I can’t” 😂😂😂😂

    • @chorrellpique4057
      @chorrellpique4057 5 лет назад +10

      Friedrich Davin that’s the part that gets me 😂😂😂

    • @aeilabrianne5256
      @aeilabrianne5256 5 лет назад +8

      Friedrich Davin me when I need criticism but get my feelings hurt

    • @BlitzkriegRap
      @BlitzkriegRap 5 лет назад +6

      Thats the best part lmao

    • @redacesar9397
      @redacesar9397 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @starsintherain2000
      @starsintherain2000 5 лет назад +4

      That part had me hollering on the bus lol! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bassgod985
    @bassgod985 4 года назад +3436

    The Freddy joke is actual gold. If you understood it right away then you already know

    • @ahza1628
      @ahza1628 4 года назад +27

      😂😀 ikr i dont know why they didnt get it

    • @1Dreamking
      @1Dreamking 4 года назад +87

      @@ahza1628 Because this wasn't a real stand up and all the "audience members" have a script?
      But yes it was fantastic joke!

    • @ahza1628
      @ahza1628 4 года назад +30

      @@1Dreamking obviously dude. I meant in the script and was refering to these fictional characters as if they were real.

    • @1Dreamking
      @1Dreamking 4 года назад +9

      @@ahza1628 Those real people the actors played had most likely not seen Terror on Elm street.
      I know a lot of people who would not get that reference if their lives depended on it and I actually think a few people I know that I know have seen one or two of those movies would still not get that reference.
      I Have a few friends that when we have talked about a subject and then 5 mins later I make a joke that refer back to what we talked about 5 mins earlier it flies straight over their head. And sad to say I have noticed It happens to me as well more and more lately. I'm getting old. ;)

    • @ahza1628
      @ahza1628 4 года назад +25

      @@1Dreamking you don't have to overcomplicate this dude. This didnt happen in real life so it. Doesnt need to be explained

  • @overwatchgale4640
    @overwatchgale4640 3 года назад +52

    Maybe a good joke with the burns would’ve been: “seems like someone asked the wrong barber about getting sideburns”

  • @wynrick1
    @wynrick1 5 лет назад +1224

    Come on, that Freddy Kruger joke was good...

  • @AleydisZeta
    @AleydisZeta 5 лет назад +427

    "Thanks so much ma'am for illuminating him... Thank you so much, that's uh, I appreciate that..." LOL 🤣

    • @nightfire2.0bob59
      @nightfire2.0bob59 5 лет назад +10

      Oh...those burns 😂😂

    • @sxm76
      @sxm76 5 лет назад +8

      That was the funniest part to me.....when she put that cell phone up to him.

    • @anthonysnoeren8560
      @anthonysnoeren8560 5 лет назад +5

      OMG that was the funniest part hands down when she held the phone up to his face to make the comic see better!🤣🤣🤣

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 5 лет назад

      How he shudders when she has the light on him is crazy.

    • @zerne1
      @zerne1 2 месяца назад

      She helped ruin his career 😂😂😂

  • @coomer5828
    @coomer5828 4 года назад +2383

    A comedian actor playing the role of a comedian? This is genius.

    • @nickyeayea7257
      @nickyeayea7257 4 года назад +18

      Kinda like seinfeld

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 3 года назад +13

      Actually Key is a shakespearean actor playing a comedic actor playing a stand up comedian

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 3 года назад +9

      Wow an actor comedian acting as a comedian in a comedic skit. Wow such a comedic genius.

    • @SuperVic1979
      @SuperVic1979 3 года назад +1

      @@nickyeayea7257 best comedians after Seinfeld now that you mention it imho. If not right there with him.

  • @Michael-ei5hg
    @Michael-ei5hg 3 года назад +14

    1:57
    Peele can’t even say that shit without smiling 😂

  • @yaakoubbenarab7695
    @yaakoubbenarab7695 4 года назад +1294

    This line is underrated:
    "This is a breast cancer shirt, I am gay though, go for it!"

    • @BlackNightJack
      @BlackNightJack 3 года назад +5

      Underrated?? Say what, Gus?

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +2

      @@BlackNightJack yes

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 2 года назад

      You said you could take it.
      So I guess you are the bitch.

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 5 лет назад +824

    I bet that one guy in the crowd can sing computer Love like a champ lol 🤣

    • @19ozzie83
      @19ozzie83 5 лет назад +3

      😂...

    • @carlabranch8900
      @carlabranch8900 5 лет назад +3

      😅🤣

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 5 лет назад +5

      You know that sound right at the very beginning of the song it sound just like him to the Tee I'm not even joking now lol I just went to listen to it myself 💀😂😭

    • @nikkinicole60
      @nikkinicole60 5 лет назад +1

      Bahahahah

    • @Hearts4Liyaa
      @Hearts4Liyaa 5 лет назад +1

      Ahhh he really pulled that one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LaZeRg205
    @LaZeRg205 5 лет назад +1403

    It was a good Elm Street joke...wtf people?!

    • @ogfaulty
      @ogfaulty 5 лет назад +21

      Its a double whammy! Freddy Kruger and Dream Warriors. I almost fell out laughin so hard

    • @diomilmontesdeoca8303
      @diomilmontesdeoca8303 5 лет назад +11

      Funniest part of the skit

    • @jonestraloma
      @jonestraloma 5 лет назад +8

      It was a great joke

    • @jimmski9908
      @jimmski9908 5 лет назад +3

      Laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tygr4161
      @tygr4161 5 лет назад +2

      That’s true too

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 2 года назад +54

    Key and Peele are actually brilliant actors as well as being very funny. Extremely creative as well

  • @ericdaniel323
    @ericdaniel323 5 лет назад +489

    "Of f@#$ing course it is." I laughed a little too hard.

    • @charlesdavis7142
      @charlesdavis7142 5 лет назад +1

      Google---->global truth project←--read “The Present” for the truth about life and death explained simply. It can change the world from page one. It is an absolute must-read.

    •  5 лет назад

      Me too!!!!🤣😂

    • @NightsWithNalley
      @NightsWithNalley 5 лет назад +1

      My favorite part. Great delivery.

    • @TheLifeofJay1
      @TheLifeofJay1 5 лет назад

      Eric Daniel This is my *P A A A A A I I I I I N*
      Medication

  • @ExSuPiO1
    @ExSuPiO1 4 года назад +2875

    "He said he could take it that's what he said!"
    "I thought I could but I can't"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @nightmareseer3755
      @nightmareseer3755 4 года назад +21

      Funniest part🤣

    • @tbauss2974
      @tbauss2974 4 года назад +7

      Lol I died

    • @nofurtherwest3474
      @nofurtherwest3474 4 года назад +1

      Cool thanks for sharing you’re favorite part. Now we can go to sleep

    • @ExSuPiO1
      @ExSuPiO1 4 года назад +20

      @@nofurtherwest3474 Good cause it's way past your bedtime little one :)

    • @MrDiablosmiles
      @MrDiablosmiles 3 года назад +11

      Consequences....

  • @kelbriggie604
    @kelbriggie604 5 лет назад +376

    **robotic voice**
    “The tears…THEY BURRRRRN” 😂😂😭

  • @aiswariyasweety1517
    @aiswariyasweety1517 3 года назад +9

    "I don't want to roast you sir. Because life already did"

  • @LonghornsLegend
    @LonghornsLegend 5 лет назад +240

    "Thanks so much ma'am for illuminating him" 💀💀😅

  • @BiteSizedGaming18
    @BiteSizedGaming18 5 лет назад +281

    Jordan: "this is in support of breast cancer awareness"
    Keegan: ...
    Jordan: "I am gay though"
    Keegan: okay...

  • @Sowhatsupbroski
    @Sowhatsupbroski 5 лет назад +485

    *I would’ve said something like “My man looks like you’ve been roasted one too many times”*

  • @lucian288
    @lucian288 3 года назад +10

    For anyone trying to find out the girl's name for research purposes just like me 0:47, her name is Dita de Leon.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 лет назад +370

    “Make fun of the robot voice.”
    “Does not compute, does not compute!”

  • @LoL-sq3xe
    @LoL-sq3xe 3 года назад +211

    Key is doing a really good job at making the moment feel awkward

  • @blackselene6702
    @blackselene6702 5 лет назад +314

    “Who-Who’s talking right now ? “ 😭😂

  • @cesarlr3
    @cesarlr3 2 года назад +27

    He was just remembering what happened to Chris Rock that’s why he is being extra careful

    • @anth636
      @anth636 2 года назад

      “It was a Freddy Krueger joke.”

  • @nilejohnston3224
    @nilejohnston3224 5 лет назад +54

    “The tears, they burn” had me dying 😂🤣

  • @deeryproductions7347
    @deeryproductions7347 5 лет назад +121

    “Make fun of the burns” lmaooo

  • @jessiewalker6918
    @jessiewalker6918 5 лет назад +1591

    This skit, in some weird metaphorical way sums up American culture right now

    • @simbabs5049
      @simbabs5049 5 лет назад +44

      FACTS!

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 лет назад +28

      Jessie Walker How? You think that Americans specifically have an issue with making fun of people?

    • @_Eric._
      @_Eric._ 5 лет назад +3

      Sadly..

    • @_Eric._
      @_Eric._ 5 лет назад +16

      @@AddBowIfGirl Well you're not wrong there haha but i think he meant politically.

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz 5 лет назад +10

      Add Bow If Girl Yes

  • @lazybert2
    @lazybert2 2 года назад +9

    0:23 and that's when he decided to join cobra kai and become stingray

  • @ilostmymojo6970
    @ilostmymojo6970 4 года назад +327

    "You skipped me"
    "Well, I didnt want the rest of the Autobots coming after me"

    • @Barbaroossa
      @Barbaroossa 4 года назад +8

      lol, fucking savage

    • @jonathandelgado3755
      @jonathandelgado3755 3 года назад +6

      With a voice like that, he’d have to worry about the Decepticons. Lol.

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 2 года назад

      @@jonathandelgado3755 let's just hope they don't bring Shia LaBeouf with them this time

  • @geoffrobinson
    @geoffrobinson 5 лет назад +107

    Greatest Key & Peele sketch. There's a lot of depth in this premise.

    • @prefersdocile9688
      @prefersdocile9688 5 лет назад +1

      Like you'd know. Stop hiding behind a facade, its the internet smart people know when you are full of shit

    • @lovelessissimo
      @lovelessissimo 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing is better than A-Aron

    • @shardavjauras4871
      @shardavjauras4871 5 лет назад +1

      Lightning in the bottle is also funny asf

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 5 лет назад

      Almost as much depth as the Grand Canyon

  • @Megaman8707
    @Megaman8707 5 лет назад +74

    When my boy “robo cried” took a deep breath, and “robo cried” again! Lmao

  • @garythebard
    @garythebard 2 года назад +54

    The first time I watched this skit, I literally cried laughing for 5 minutes. Genius.

  • @firstlast9813
    @firstlast9813 5 лет назад +1875

    “I am gay though. Go for it. I can take it.” That’s what she said 😂

    • @ThatFlyPigeon
      @ThatFlyPigeon 5 лет назад +88

      He's gay so technically it's that's what he said.

    • @MM-ii7ei
      @MM-ii7ei 5 лет назад +20

      That's what he said because of gay

    • @bl757
      @bl757 5 лет назад +15

      @@MM-ii7ei lol because of gay

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 5 лет назад +3

      @shtarrin I don't think so

    • @DblONo7
      @DblONo7 5 лет назад +4

      @shtarrin
      Sorry sir, your incorrect. It would be better if he said, "that's what "he" said instead of she. Simply because he's "gay". It dont make sense by saying "she".

  • @tigolbitties8008
    @tigolbitties8008 5 лет назад +77

    The voice box cry/crack gets me every time.

    • @navie78
      @navie78 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of Ned from South Park haha

  • @SpicePodcast
    @SpicePodcast 5 лет назад +215

    "The tears! They buuurn!"

  • @johnfritz7222
    @johnfritz7222 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Make fun of the burns.", Gets me everytime, along with, "I thought i could, but i can't. The tears, they burn.". Lol

  • @michealwillis
    @michealwillis 5 лет назад +782

    Why did she shine the phone light on him though? LMAO

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 5 лет назад +46

      Peele asked to get roasted because of his burns, and Key clearly said he couldn't see him properly because it was dark, so the woman showed him the burns.

    • @meandab
      @meandab 5 лет назад +52

      I love how he looked away from the light like it was burning him 😂

    • @TomJerry-ev7ti
      @TomJerry-ev7ti 5 лет назад +12

      I think what they meant was.."why didn't she use the flashlight function on the phone instead of the backlight to light his face up."

    • @GokkeSokkenDK
      @GokkeSokkenDK 5 лет назад +13

      @@meandab I'd assume he looked away because the scars were easier to see on the side if his face

    • @djmotise
      @djmotise 5 лет назад +5

      Don't you understand English? It said it in the video.

  • @skincone
    @skincone 5 лет назад +163

    One of my favorite sketches from you guys!

  • @scrimmybingus9279
    @scrimmybingus9279 4 года назад +244

    1:44
    “That sounds like something an alcoholic would say”

  • @tsmith82576
    @tsmith82576 2 года назад +7

    Being from the Nightmare on Elm Street generation. I immediately burst into laughter. That was actually a great joke. 🤣

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 5 лет назад +76

    I love how I've seen this one before, but it's been long enough that it still seems new.

    • @Daquan0394
      @Daquan0394 5 лет назад

      Just like with films aswell, that’s when you start to enjoy it again

  • @Raidenski
    @Raidenski 5 лет назад +112

    For the first couple of seconds, I legitimately thought this was a genuine Keegan Michael Key standup... 🤣

  • @determineddiva5402
    @determineddiva5402 5 лет назад +224

    I’ve watched this like a million times and it gets me every time. I’m legit crying 😂🤣😂

    • @ericac8416
      @ericac8416 5 лет назад +2

      Me too😂🤣

    • @lolhahah21
      @lolhahah21 5 лет назад +2

      Loll yeah this can NEVER get old.

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 лет назад +1

      U skipped meee

    • @solodolo1590
      @solodolo1590 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I can't stop watching

    • @Ken-iu2zp
      @Ken-iu2zp 5 лет назад +2

      The funniest is the end when the guy hit him with the bottle and the way he fell looked so fake that it was funny asf

  • @juliocruz2945
    @juliocruz2945 2 года назад +16

    Man no matter how many times I watch this. It always cracks me up lol

  • @vinny5727
    @vinny5727 5 лет назад +657

    "Its in support of breast cancer awareness"
    *I am gay though*

    • @dannyhenderson308
      @dannyhenderson308 5 лет назад +5

      Oh you nasty

    • @mechitorch3424
      @mechitorch3424 5 лет назад +1

      I think they were just busting your chops. Lol. Trolling

    •  5 лет назад

      @@vinny5727 sure thing

  • @kofi699
    @kofi699 5 лет назад +47

    "Go for it. I can take it 😃"
    2 mins later
    - "I thought I could but I can't 😫"

  • @YouDontKnowMebro69
    @YouDontKnowMebro69 5 лет назад +3422

    That made me feel awkward and it’s not even real

    • @neogenzim1995
      @neogenzim1995 5 лет назад +31

      @13thMonkey original moron

    • @neogenzim1995
      @neogenzim1995 5 лет назад +7

      you should watch the office

    • @YouDontKnowMebro69
      @YouDontKnowMebro69 5 лет назад +4

      haierthanhai I’ve seen every episode

    • @JRMCNEA
      @JRMCNEA 5 лет назад +2

      You guys should date. One original moron deserves another.

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess 4 года назад +2

      Coach Longdick Yea because in real life it wouldn’t be funny at all.

  • @tony748159
    @tony748159 5 лет назад +405

    this would never happen to Andrew shultz

    • @XxshamangirlxX
      @XxshamangirlxX 5 лет назад +30

      Literally what i was thinking the whole time LOL

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 лет назад +24

      I don’t even wanna know what Shultz does to this man…

    • @LuisVega-so3tt
      @LuisVega-so3tt 5 лет назад +35

      No mercy from our brilliant idiot. And he would have tried to guess how it all happened

    • @MegaM0k
      @MegaM0k 5 лет назад +8

      asshole army 👌

    • @dustinstephens1874
      @dustinstephens1874 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @zerog2000
    @zerog2000 2 года назад +9

    Will Smith: I thought I could take it, but… SLAP!!

  • @EmrahUncu
    @EmrahUncu 4 года назад +158

    This is my pain medication.
    Of f*ckin' course it is.
    That's when he realized he didn't have safe way out of that.

  • @deezy_m9791
    @deezy_m9791 5 лет назад +281

    Kill me in my dreams like freddy kruger😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blackahjumma692
      @blackahjumma692 5 лет назад +6

      i knew i wasn't the only one who thought that was funny

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 5 лет назад +75

    3:00 awww he's laughing!! 😃
    3:15 oh wait, my bad

  • @lillbunnyhop
    @lillbunnyhop 2 года назад +4

    That 🤖 😭 “I thought I could but I can’t” LMFAO

  • @atlock732
    @atlock732 5 лет назад +127

    Real OGs have seen this before

    • @erico1120
      @erico1120 5 лет назад

      Subscribe to me fore no reason yep!

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 лет назад

      I sure have 😎

    • @gamecreatorc
      @gamecreatorc 5 лет назад +1

      They're moving some of the vids from the Comedy Central channel to here. The old one is unlisted now but here's the link: ruclips.net/video/RlTbJZ64sVM/видео.html

    • @ericjrthered4365
      @ericjrthered4365 5 лет назад

      Yep lmao

    • @samikalastaja
      @samikalastaja 5 лет назад

      So basically everyone here?

  • @alexreid4131
    @alexreid4131 5 лет назад +98

    "How do we even know he's crying right now?"

    • @LoveHappinessShineOn
      @LoveHappinessShineOn 5 лет назад +4

      Lol I really thought he was laughing at first! That's what Key said and the audience's reaction to it so funny to me.

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc 3 года назад

      "BOOOO"

  • @CiaranMoore97
    @CiaranMoore97 5 лет назад +9

    The way Jordan shivers when the lady lights him up at 2:10 is my favourite moment !!

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 3 года назад +83

    He could’ve said:
    What can I do that God already hasn’t.

    • @l1meyman
      @l1meyman 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

  • @cornbread2418
    @cornbread2418 5 лет назад +31

    When he started crying Into the voice box😅😅 I laughed so hard

  • @oefa12892
    @oefa12892 5 лет назад +331

    "Go for it. I can take it"
    2 minutes later
    "I thought I could but I can't"
    That's what my girl said

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 5 лет назад +22

      Why are you insulting your girl for 2 minutes straight?

    • @R0Z3MVRY
      @R0Z3MVRY 5 лет назад +4

      Spec.. That is something I said to my boyfriend last weekend 😂😂
      And yes
      I STILL HAVE MY V-CARD😂

    • @oefa12892
      @oefa12892 5 лет назад

      @@swagcandy2576 Cos she lied

    • @oefa12892
      @oefa12892 5 лет назад +3

      @@R0Z3MVRY Funny, my girls name is Rosemary.

    • @jayknight2492
      @jayknight2492 5 лет назад +3

      @@R0Z3MVRY The fact that you are on here sharing that does lend to even virgins can be thots.. but I got the joke. Would have been better without self aggrandizing your v card.

  • @rodneyonwu
    @rodneyonwu 5 лет назад +98

    "I don't know that sound, it just sounds like an electronic sound" 💀💀😂

    • @gvgv3515
      @gvgv3515 5 лет назад

      Iam a respiratory therapist. That is not how the actual laryngeal vibrating device sounds.Check this link for real sound. What you hear is the cartilage vibrating as the patient mouths the words. www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DeFBKTg424BM&ved=2ahUKEwi6_evryJLmAhVIx1kKHVdHCFQQo7QBMAF6BAgAEAQ&usg=AOvVaw3bEdrKvg5wL7jFEFCsTmxt

    • @BlitzkriegRap
      @BlitzkriegRap 5 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @jeffreygranger6913
      @jeffreygranger6913 5 лет назад +2

      @@gvgv3515 It's a skit, OK?🤔

    • @gvgv3515
      @gvgv3515 5 лет назад

      @@jeffreygranger6913 I know it's a skit, I was replying to the person who said they didnt recognize that sound. The real sound is nowhere near as robotic as in the skit. It's a vocoder type filter typically used in dance / electronica music. The filter is what made the skit so exaggerated. In a club, youd have a hard time hearing a real tracheotomy talking device

    • @jeffreygranger6913
      @jeffreygranger6913 5 лет назад +1

      @@gvgv3515 The person that said he didn't recognize the sound is in the skit!
      It's not supposed to be real, okay?
      Thanks for the lesson though.