Key & Peele - Weird Playlist

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @hayeshilton5239
    @hayeshilton5239 5 лет назад +23475

    *Has an 8 hour playlist*
    “Forgot that was on there”

    • @superrookie-1
      @superrookie-1 5 лет назад +381

      it was on random, so it's probably longer than 8 hours

    • @farazsaifmarwat
      @farazsaifmarwat 5 лет назад +102

      fuck me...i cant stop...i got exams in 10 days

    • @mrnoname297
      @mrnoname297 5 лет назад +30

      JustAnotherTroll Don’t think that was what he meant 😂

    • @farazsaifmarwat
      @farazsaifmarwat 5 лет назад +4

      @@mrnoname297 exactly.u got it

    • @id5830
      @id5830 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @mtnbikr107
    @mtnbikr107 4 года назад +28403

    "It's too square"... One of the most brilliant twists in comedy history

    • @miho5414
      @miho5414 4 года назад +233

      what does too square mean PLS

    • @azophi
      @azophi 4 года назад +855

      @@miho5414 lol you'd think the match is in too much of a square shape but ...

    • @luckylosergames
      @luckylosergames 3 года назад +206

      It isn't that special.
      It's pretty funny though.

    • @masonscott4915
      @masonscott4915 3 года назад +51

      You spoiled it

    • @fujikohaze2976
      @fujikohaze2976 3 года назад +17

      my ears hahaha

  • @effablehoney6021
    @effablehoney6021 5 лет назад +11601

    MY RELATIVES "Oh you write? Can we see your notebook"
    ME:

    • @Shilgne1
      @Shilgne1 4 года назад +311

      Notebook: the day approaches. Terror will reign, evil will conquest and satan will rise.

    • @VladGrim
      @VladGrim 4 года назад +10

      Ikr xD

    • @GaladorLP
      @GaladorLP 4 года назад +18

      Shit. I'll never ask somebody if i could read it if they say they write again

    • @wah9490
      @wah9490 4 года назад +53

      It be like that. The day someone reads my notebook is the day I lose my dignity

    • @melonhead238
      @melonhead238 4 года назад +7

      That’s how I feel when people go though mine

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 3 года назад +10863

    "Tasted my own urine today, to make sure I was still human"
    Because there are no other ways to check if you're human

    • @lunalegion
      @lunalegion 3 года назад +329

      None that I know of.

    • @lDynastyl
      @lDynastyl 3 года назад +197

      There's other ways????

    • @larrekato9978
      @larrekato9978 3 года назад +99

      name one

    • @KFC-ff6sz
      @KFC-ff6sz 3 года назад +28

      @@larrekato9978 Obviously its the feces that is the true test.

    • @marcusbibb8116
      @marcusbibb8116 3 года назад +9

      Lol

  • @Radioslack4741
    @Radioslack4741 9 лет назад +29792

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN GET THROUGH SOME SKITS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LMAO

    • @notabot9181
      @notabot9181 9 лет назад +43

      +Nick The pichu best song is Chum

    • @Tracydot3
      @Tracydot3 9 лет назад +61

      +Earl Bada$$ I wonder that every time.

    • @jkray8762
      @jkray8762 9 лет назад +17

      ikr

    • @lumpiaseverywhere
      @lumpiaseverywhere 9 лет назад +347

      well i'm pretty sure they put in the audio and just acted in the car in silence but I see what you mean.

    • @blackvaginafinda2706
      @blackvaginafinda2706 9 лет назад +8

      I got your picture on my Instagram

  • @arusha_m
    @arusha_m 5 лет назад +25021

    The fact that he says it's a "different Keegan" as if it's gonna make the whole thing seem normal has me dead. 😂

    • @haiderchaudry3712
      @haiderchaudry3712 5 лет назад +60

      LMAOOOO

    • @masoodchaudry5431
      @masoodchaudry5431 5 лет назад +20

      😂

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 5 лет назад +80

      Because he's not lying bruv, don't you know he's best friends with former Newcastle United manager Kevin Keegan? That's who he's referring to dude.

    • @kkibela
      @kkibela 4 года назад +4

      Fun with Geminis lol 😂

  • @phoqueme
    @phoqueme 9 лет назад +5833

    "I am beginning to see my reptilian self... i am the lizard... I AM THE LIZARD!" hahahah fucking brilliant

    • @GoldphishAnimation
      @GoldphishAnimation 9 лет назад +172

      I lost it at "I taste the fly on my tongue."

    • @Birdboy69
      @Birdboy69 9 лет назад +70

      Illuminati confirmed

    • @TheEJROBERTS
      @TheEJROBERTS 9 лет назад +15

      +OG Bites Reptilian Brotherhood is everywhere hsssssssssssss

    • @Earthstench
      @Earthstench 9 лет назад +23

      I lost it there I couldn't handle it 😂😂

    • @robertg8442
      @robertg8442 9 лет назад +7

      LEAFYYYYY

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 года назад +9734

    *DON’T TOUCH IT. DON’T TOUCH IT!*

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 10 лет назад +21904

    Who else is on a Key & Peele clip marathon with virtually no end in sight?

  • @danielmcsween884
    @danielmcsween884 5 лет назад +10483

    I need the 3 hour unabridged version.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 года назад +7183

    "I understa-WHAT?!"
    I wish I could use this as a reaction to people.

  • @jaredschow5513
    @jaredschow5513 4 года назад +7135

    We going to talk about how they drove around town listening to this for 8 hours?

  • @gabeharris1890
    @gabeharris1890 4 года назад +2184

    the blank stares as he’s screaming is priceless

  • @bigpoof596
    @bigpoof596 8 лет назад +1695

    I will miss you forever Key and Peele

    • @princesscharming16
      @princesscharming16 8 лет назад +5

      it's cancelled???

    • @hazyworld8626
      @hazyworld8626 8 лет назад +61

      +Baby Anesa no, key and peele wanted to end the show.

    • @rprince418
      @rprince418 8 лет назад +36

      It looks like they are going to keep making movies though, after Keanu being a success. So they are still together, just not doing the regular show anymore.

    • @HaliFlame
      @HaliFlame 8 лет назад +6

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    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 8 лет назад

      J_K_Win why did they end it?

  • @lonestar9092
    @lonestar9092 5 лет назад +4758

    “I am so fundamentally lonely I am adrift in a different universe only Keegan tethers me to reality” maybe a hint to his movie US before he even made it

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 лет назад +14

      BLAZED FOO oh my gosh😵

    • @joshuawood1436
      @joshuawood1436 5 лет назад +20

      I think you meant hint, or allusion.

    • @lonestar9092
      @lonestar9092 5 лет назад +14

      Joshua Wood yea lmao I couldn’t think of the word at the moment

    • @joshuawood1436
      @joshuawood1436 5 лет назад +6

      @@lonestar9092 Happens to all of us my friend.

    • @justin_5631
      @justin_5631 5 лет назад +22

      an indifferent universe.

  • @imgoingforawalk1693
    @imgoingforawalk1693 3 года назад +743

    Just realized after watching this again years later, but Jordan's screaming is definitely because was able to get the matchstick in.

    • @CptnMango9108
      @CptnMango9108 2 года назад +69

      In fact, he was trying to get it out

    • @longochu8588
      @longochu8588 7 месяцев назад +35

      Maybe the tip hit something and ignited.

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 7 месяцев назад

      Ohhhh

    • @thierryfaquet7405
      @thierryfaquet7405 6 месяцев назад

      Yes, it was

    • @blipmachine
      @blipmachine 4 дня назад

      It got stuck. Like when you squeeze your head through an old sweater but can't get it out.

  • @iSkeleton
    @iSkeleton 8 лет назад +15677

    This one really needs a part 2.

  • @eternalwarrior5318
    @eternalwarrior5318 5 лет назад +5643

    “WTF is this” already had me

    • @fdd1035
      @fdd1035 5 лет назад +58

      i liked, dont touch it, dont touch it, the look on his face when he says that.

    • @CookieCrumblesify
      @CookieCrumblesify 5 лет назад +3

      me too!

    • @wisewillow7530
      @wisewillow7530 5 лет назад +5

      His facial expession

    • @helenapreston6173
      @helenapreston6173 4 года назад +4

      He kept lookin over at him in Disbelief😂😂😂😂😂crying for reals

    • @rjun152
      @rjun152 6 месяцев назад +1

      That sounds real genuine,

  • @alfaivre2990
    @alfaivre2990 5 лет назад +5089

    I dont think Keegan gets enough credit. He's great being a nut because he's so animated but he plays straight really well too. And when he cracks it makes it more rewarding

    • @xquetzalo
      @xquetzalo 5 лет назад +90

      He's hilarious when he's straight too! I crack up when he looks over judging Peele.

    • @nevaladder
      @nevaladder 5 лет назад +70

      His double takes here are the best. Especially his "what" to the "too square" bit. 😂

    • @ifallapart2000
      @ifallapart2000 Год назад +1

      Did you write that comment not knowing he was married to a woman?

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 Год назад +43

      @@ifallapart2000 the "straight" person in a comedy sketch or scene is the person that's acting seriously as opposed to the one making the jokes or acting in a comedic fashion. Did you write that comment not knowing that?

    • @NotDandyYew
      @NotDandyYew Год назад +4

      ​@@alfaivre2990 2 months later I can assume they did

  • @dammit3048
    @dammit3048 2 года назад +669

    I will always love the part where Peele tries to stop it and Keegan so intensely goes "Don't touch it. Don't touch it". Would anyone react the same if they found out their was possibly something very wrong with their bestfriend?

    • @KelKilimanjaro
      @KelKilimanjaro Год назад +62

      I’d do the same partially for this reason and partially out of morbid curiosity

    • @kiaheat1920
      @kiaheat1920 4 месяца назад +1

      @@KelKilimanjaro same 🫤

  • @gerbertgavino2271
    @gerbertgavino2271 5 лет назад +11026

    "It's too square..." 😂

    • @natashabenitez7650
      @natashabenitez7650 5 лет назад +27

      OMG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎶🎶🎶🤣😂🤣😂🤣 They Are Nutttttyyyy LoL 😂🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

    • @realbland
      @realbland 5 лет назад +377

      My penis

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 лет назад +125

      Am I the only one that thought "what about splinters!!!!"😭😭🤕

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад +19

      errorNaN what?

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад +8

      Gerbert Gavino I understand

  • @Stephfunie89
    @Stephfunie89 8 лет назад +2936

    I keep saying "one last video" but I can't stop watching them!!! Lol

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 5 лет назад +3742

    “I’m beginning to see my reptilian self. I am the lizard, I am the lizard.”

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 года назад +36

      Sounds like Jim Morrison?

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 4 года назад +37

      *Actual Deleted Scene from Spider-man*

    • @Sea_bear_42
      @Sea_bear_42 4 года назад +62

      - Mark Zuckerberg

    • @samuraichamploo585
      @samuraichamploo585 4 года назад +18

      The way he looks at him during that part lmao

    • @jamesv337
      @jamesv337 4 года назад +7

      He's no eggman or walrus, though.

  • @ToyotaCamrySEv
    @ToyotaCamrySEv 3 года назад +210

    Dude it’s years later but I’m still in tears every time I watch this 😭

    • @sbrute66
      @sbrute66 2 года назад +4

      "Peele is still the lizard."...🤣

  • @heartbreakkid1966
    @heartbreakkid1966 5 лет назад +6210

    Imagine you book a uber and he's playing some shit like this while driving 💀

  • @whyyes6429
    @whyyes6429 5 лет назад +12097

    I can't stop laughing especially when he shouts

    • @1970boobear
      @1970boobear 5 лет назад +57

      Oh God me neither ROFL! That part had me falling off the sofa 😂😂😂

    • @thelegend2645
      @thelegend2645 5 лет назад +53

      When he takes that little pause while laughing is funny as hell.
      Edit: I meant screaming.

    • @whyyes6429
      @whyyes6429 5 лет назад +24

      I keep watching this video, it's like one of the funniest imo.

    • @hollie9487
      @hollie9487 5 лет назад +20

      Brother, I have found you

    • @whyyes6429
      @whyyes6429 5 лет назад +14

      @@hollie9487 oh my god brother

  • @giraffeorganic
    @giraffeorganic 8 лет назад +6070

    One man, one match stick.

    • @thejester-foolofhearts5852
      @thejester-foolofhearts5852 6 лет назад +85

      One dream.

    • @Mr.timecapsules
      @Mr.timecapsules 6 лет назад +23

      I've read an article about a man getting a fork stuck in there

    • @gokusonic92
      @gokusonic92 6 лет назад +19

      It was too square... hahahahahahah

    • @x0nit
      @x0nit 6 лет назад +17

      And a square dick

    • @redontion
      @redontion 6 лет назад +9

      i'm not gonna lie. there is a video called 1 man 1 screwdriver on the internet. and its not pretty

  • @ginnykang943
    @ginnykang943 3 года назад +2528

    I love how we just assume they're playing characters, but at the end, it's revealed they're playing themselves, which means Jordan is just THAT weird 😂😂😂

    • @j-2-da-man932
      @j-2-da-man932 3 года назад +13

      What season and episode is this?

    • @keennickolas8575
      @keennickolas8575 3 года назад +18

      he indeed is ...

    • @PatrickEvina4891
      @PatrickEvina4891 2 года назад +33

      @@j-2-da-man932 It wasn’t part of any official season. It’s a special (bonus) episode which aired on May 19, 2013.

    • @a.i5233
      @a.i5233 2 года назад +1

      Name of episode?

    • @ericocypriani2308
      @ericocypriani2308 Год назад +1

      It explains nope

  • @omarrochet
    @omarrochet 5 лет назад +12958

    They spent 8 hours listening the voice recordings. 😆

    • @fillervision3
      @fillervision3 5 лет назад +52

      What else is on there?!

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 5 лет назад +293

      I'd love to see the full 8 hour version. 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-Tina8462
      @user-Tina8462 5 лет назад +58

      ...ummm he spent 8 hours making the voice recordings!!!🤔

    • @ArtofLunatik
      @ArtofLunatik 5 лет назад +17

      his phone must hold a lot of memory.

    • @alissasections
      @alissasections 5 лет назад +10

      Not only that bust stayed in the car to listen to it

  • @modernmarvel
    @modernmarvel 9 лет назад +2264

    I laughed myself to tears because I am sure there are people like that out there.

    • @naijaboygangsta
      @naijaboygangsta 9 лет назад +4

      modernmarvel lol true

    • @TheElmagnifico20
      @TheElmagnifico20 9 лет назад +83

      modernmarvel There are people out there with square penises?

    • @andollio1337
      @andollio1337 9 лет назад +36

      modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.

    • @andollio1337
      @andollio1337 9 лет назад +1

      modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.

    • @Kane21215
      @Kane21215 9 лет назад +18

      +andollio1337 You wanna know what else is sad? Double posting.

  • @MarzMiller
    @MarzMiller 9 лет назад +1616

    Hahaha "Too square..."

    • @pzab7022
      @pzab7022 9 лет назад +73

      My penis

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 9 лет назад +44

      +pzab7022 I understand.

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 9 лет назад +60

      ***** I unde-WHAT?!

    • @Proff0ak
      @Proff0ak 9 лет назад +38

      AAAAAAAAAOOOOOHMYGODNOOOWHY, WHY WHY WHAHAHY, AH-AH-AH *pause* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWYHAAAAAAAAA, NO NO NO NO NO, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

    • @Proff0ak
      @Proff0ak 9 лет назад +12

      ***** Ohhh uhhh...Diffrent Keegan.

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 4 года назад +388

    “I am the lizard, I am the lizard. I taste the bug on my tongue”

    • @kobathedread
      @kobathedread 4 года назад +4

      Good source of protein. And natural too.

    • @fh9061
      @fh9061 8 месяцев назад

      Like a pre cursor to tik tok transracial manifestation

    • @MarioCLikes2KeepItClean
      @MarioCLikes2KeepItClean 6 месяцев назад

      I am the 🦎I am the 🦎 I taste the 🪲 on my 👅

  • @innk111
    @innk111 10 лет назад +1084

    "i wonder if he knows that i feed off his lifeforce"
    fucking died

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 10 лет назад +45

      holy shit...I watched this at work and I'm trying so hard not to cry laughing XD

    • @yungxtsunamiyt8996
      @yungxtsunamiyt8996 10 лет назад +63

      I am the lizard,i am the lizard

    • @passathequady3906
      @passathequady3906 10 лет назад +6

      I feel like I would try pulling that off but would crack up laughing as soon as it started!

    • @rustykettle6889
      @rustykettle6889 7 лет назад +6

      Was someone feeding off your life source?

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 6 лет назад +3

      Rusty Kettle I see what you did there. 😅

  • @MrJarondub
    @MrJarondub 5 лет назад +5944

    Tethered to Keegan....he’s been planning “us” for longer than we think

  • @joshyjosh8817
    @joshyjosh8817 5 лет назад +11957

    This is why they stopped making key and peele. Peele was absorbing all the life force out of Keegan

    • @jessesmith-garcia5313
      @jessesmith-garcia5313 5 лет назад +50

      Great point!

    • @marcushendriksen8415
      @marcushendriksen8415 5 лет назад +64

      You spoke far too soon there, buddy!

    • @rayleigh8
      @rayleigh8 5 лет назад +251

      He absorbed most of it. Now Peele has a Hollywood career that keeps going up while Keegan keeps disappearing little by little.

    • @lovleylisa2394
      @lovleylisa2394 5 лет назад +44

      𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 4 года назад +108

      But it's a different Keegan, though

  • @jairolopez9734
    @jairolopez9734 2 года назад +56

    These guys are absolutely brilliant, not just in their writing but their delivery. Unmatched in today's world of televised comedy.

  • @harrycallahan5674
    @harrycallahan5674 5 лет назад +1816

    "Only Keegan tethers me to reality" The concept of "US" was born.

    • @justinroman6408
      @justinroman6408 4 года назад +5

      wrong

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 4 года назад +38

      Get out 👉

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 4 года назад +19

      Looking back, it wasn't really that much of a surprise he moved on to making horror movies.

    • @everythingreview767
      @everythingreview767 3 года назад +4

      Precisely. He moves on. He goes solo. See where he get himself into. He need keegan man. Or we gonna get even weirder movie.

  • @gamagoori
    @gamagoori 8 лет назад +896

    this skit really couldve been longer. it's pure gold

    • @Truzakar
      @Truzakar 6 лет назад +13

      gamagoori they ran out of gas

    • @mrusurped5597
      @mrusurped5597 5 лет назад +5

      It being short is what makes it good in my opinion😂

  • @BlackFireGeisha
    @BlackFireGeisha 5 лет назад +2491

    This is such an underrated skit, it deserves to be up there with Substitute Teacher and the East West Bowl skits

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 5 лет назад +17

      And "SLAP ASS!!!!"

    • @wbb-si6wl
      @wbb-si6wl 5 лет назад +6

      What about two church ladies

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 5 лет назад

      @sbcontt YT funny AF though 😭

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 5 лет назад +2

      @@wbb-si6wl actually that was dark and funny, growing up in church see lots of old ladies like that we forget they were once young

    • @fahdabdulrahman7932
      @fahdabdulrahman7932 5 лет назад

      Substitute teacher isn’t that great

  • @marsmurderer9868
    @marsmurderer9868 3 года назад +85

    The saying "friends tell friends everything" taken to the extreme

  • @HavocMythos
    @HavocMythos 8 лет назад +692

    Why do I get the feeling they just ended up driving past their destination and just drove around for a long time listening to this.

    • @comsuondaihiep9699
      @comsuondaihiep9699 6 лет назад +19

      They did drove from 6pm to 2 am

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 6 лет назад +2

      @@comsuondaihiep9699 9 friggin hours?

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos 6 лет назад +4

      @@victorm152 Actually 8

    • @PhilBushay
      @PhilBushay 6 лет назад +3

      @@the_infinexos proof that there is some hope in our education system.

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 6 лет назад

      @@victorm152 "9 hours"
      I'm near death at this point.

  • @lennibizzle
    @lennibizzle 5 лет назад +2062

    the fact that the screaming is apparently only two minutes after the matchstick line is what has tears running down my cheeks 🤣😭😭

    • @thesmackdragon
      @thesmackdragon 5 лет назад +79

      lennibizzle I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that. Like did he try it again?! Or was he just that upset that it didn’t work? 😆

    • @kevinthomas522
      @kevinthomas522 5 лет назад +22

      I replay to gather the time from the matchstick comment to the screaming....it took me to a dark but humorous place...

    • @justinsparks3257
      @justinsparks3257 4 года назад +12

      I think he found a work around for the matchstick being too square lmao.

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 года назад +65

      @@justinsparks3257 the matchstick wasn't the one that was too square

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 2 года назад +12

      Probably got a splinter in there. That's gonna get infected. Ouch.

  • @teamvoldemort6114
    @teamvoldemort6114 4 года назад +14918

    Day 47 of the corona virus lock down: “This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition...”

  • @jordyschnaitman501
    @jordyschnaitman501 9 месяцев назад +11

    I love Key's microexpressions at 1:49. He goes from looking genuinely concerned to alarmed in a second lol

  • @hannahhemmings9235
    @hannahhemmings9235 8 лет назад +2272

    "I am so fundamentally lonely"....SAME.

  • @CateB9
    @CateB9 4 года назад +5138

    I love this metaphor of when we share music with friends. Our playlists show so much of our personality. I always get a little anxiety when sharing my tastes in music with a new friend. It feels so personal and I worry if they will look down on me or come to judgements for my tastes in music. When my favorite song comes on I wonder if they feel it in their soul the same way that I felt it the first time I heard it. And a rejection of the song would feel like the rejection of my entire being. I feel our friend’s pain as his best friend harshly judges his most private thoughts and feelings.

    • @stratobungle
      @stratobungle 4 года назад +230

      Oh, man - I feel ya on this issue - it's gotten to where I usually don't play my favorite songs for new people until they've made it clear they like at least some of what I do... it hurts so bad when a fave track is played for a friend and you see that deer-in-the-headlights look, like you just know they hate it, and you're so enthusiastic about it, like a damn puppydog - and they don't know how to let you down easy!

    • @KumaBean
      @KumaBean 4 года назад +128

      If people seriously judge you or belittle you for the music you listen to, they're not your friends. 🤜🤛

    • @jimicmore1895
      @jimicmore1895 4 года назад +15

      You just want them to like it, like you, kinda dissed when they dont, just a bit, still your fav though ✌

    • @carlosh4854
      @carlosh4854 4 года назад +19

      I just play rap when I’m around fellas and rnb when I’m with a female and both when it’s a group of us

    • @05dal
      @05dal 4 года назад +4

      Omg, same feeling!!! I thought I was the only one. Lol.

  • @AllThatAndMore
    @AllThatAndMore 9 лет назад +992

    "I wonder how he senses how I feed off of his life force?"
    "Different Keegan."

    • @TheOGTriumph
      @TheOGTriumph 9 лет назад +1

      Ain't No Sunshine force

    • @AllThatAndMore
      @AllThatAndMore 9 лет назад +2

      You just spelled it... The same way... I did.... aliens... aliens are everywhere man.

    • @TheOGTriumph
      @TheOGTriumph 9 лет назад +1

      oh shit sorry, i have this chrome extension where it changes words in text. i tried it out, on this NASA article about pluto, Pluto=Your mom. that shit was hilarious. surface of your mom has been more clear. xD

    • @AllThatAndMore
      @AllThatAndMore 9 лет назад +1

      XD thank god ur not an alien... cus if u were... then that means u would be working for the government... lol

    • @TheOGTriumph
      @TheOGTriumph 9 лет назад

      haha area 51

  • @rose-ui6hk
    @rose-ui6hk 3 года назад +69

    i like how the ending reveals they're not even playing characters

  • @micahwilliams1332
    @micahwilliams1332 8 лет назад +833

    “A different Keegan." How dare you lie after all of that.

  • @FlyingWolfWings
    @FlyingWolfWings 8 лет назад +449

    "Don't touch it. Don't touch it."

  • @009mzblue
    @009mzblue 8 лет назад +431

    I was taking a sip of soda...and then the part with the screaming started...and I just. I fucking spit everything out.

    • @jamesrowen1007
      @jamesrowen1007 8 лет назад +2

      MyLittleReverie hahahahahhahahahaha

    • @Feelin2nice
      @Feelin2nice 8 лет назад +7

      It's my favorite part of this video as well.

    • @nathanlykouretzos4308
      @nathanlykouretzos4308 8 лет назад +10

      MyLittleReverie I am the lizard... I am the lizard... I can taste the bug, on my tongue...

  • @jamesmiller8909
    @jamesmiller8909 3 года назад +360

    I have been suicidal for years haven't smiled in months I'm going through one of the hardest times in my life and key and peele still managed to make me crack a few wry ones you guys are awsome

    • @chad6472
      @chad6472 3 года назад +35

      Sorry to hear that. I’m a veteran with ptsd. Stress can be really tough. Your not alone. Good for you finding humor. I try to find it in everything.

    • @ami_jaay
      @ami_jaay 3 года назад +12

      Pls don't go...

    • @bao664
      @bao664 3 года назад +8

      the same for me before...but now i'm better always smile

    • @jamesmiller8909
      @jamesmiller8909 3 года назад +11

      @@bao664 I'm working on it I just cut her out of my life so the abuse is over and I'm getting my weight up that pain never goes away I still love her so much and I wish I didn't now it's just picking myself up and moving on idk how but I'm gonna do it

    • @bao664
      @bao664 3 года назад +15

      @@jamesmiller8909 i just break up with gf of 10 years...go to gym...learn new hobbies...diet...read book...go out for another girls...that's all i do...you have to love yourself first...nobody will

  • @justal5770
    @justal5770 6 лет назад +1881

    1:23 - I think the matchstick finally got in. The "STUPID STUPID STUPID" part was him trying to get it out. XDDD

    • @muhammadsmith5792
      @muhammadsmith5792 5 лет назад +45

      No it was Kofi Kingston yelling at Randy Orton

    • @carybeweary7209
      @carybeweary7209 5 лет назад +2

      @@muhammadsmith5792 👍

    • @aljond941
      @aljond941 5 лет назад +2

      @@muhammadsmith5792 😂😂

    • @Hollarite
      @Hollarite 5 лет назад +10

      Too square

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 5 лет назад +10

      1:10 is it me or was Keegan about to say "how about toothpicks (instead)?"

  • @leeiif
    @leeiif 9 лет назад +11220

    At first I was like "weird playlist" that's me, then "HELL NO".

    • @SatanIsSextingMe
      @SatanIsSextingMe 9 лет назад +37

      Ben Christensen you think death metal is weird?

    • @SatanIsSextingMe
      @SatanIsSextingMe 9 лет назад +17

      Ben Christensen I don't think anyone thinks it's weird

    • @CamelsHighOnCrayons
      @CamelsHighOnCrayons 9 лет назад +14

      I did it for the cat girls You obviously haven't listened to some of the weird death metals. Well, more disturbing then weird.

    • @SatanIsSextingMe
      @SatanIsSextingMe 9 лет назад +1

      Lord Pootein oh, I have.

    • @CamelsHighOnCrayons
      @CamelsHighOnCrayons 9 лет назад +3

      I did it for the cat girls I have to give it to the artists though. The titles of the albums and songs can be pretty amusing.

  • @TheSpeculatingApe
    @TheSpeculatingApe 9 лет назад +206

    This is a funny sketch, but it brought some strange memories. Back around 1972 I bought an old reel-to-reel tape recorder at a church rummage sale. It came with a lot of tapes, so I started listening.
    The tapes were made by a local teacher. Lots of the recordings were him trying to self-hypnotize himself. "We don't want to be fat and ugly any more. We don't want to be fat and ugly any more."
    Some of the tapes were him describing the hallucinations he had at school. "We saw the hand again, floating at the back of the room. We saw it floating over the children."
    Some of the tapes got _really_ weird.
    It's a funny sketch, but I had just a bit of a chill listening to it.

    • @bellafarrelly9603
      @bellafarrelly9603 9 лет назад +33

      "we"?

    • @CuteCat200200
      @CuteCat200200 9 лет назад +66

      Any chance you could upload some of it to youtube if you still have it?

    • @IWMFZ
      @IWMFZ 9 лет назад +31

      I've kinda of had that same experience with a tape recorder at a pawn shop. It had audio logs of a Homeless man who used it to talk about how he used to live and the current situation. I always wondered what happened to him.

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums 9 лет назад +6

      +Bella Farrelly my thoughts exactly. starting a sentence as 'we' when ur the only one in the room is never a good sign

    • @thegreatsiberianitch
      @thegreatsiberianitch 9 лет назад +4

      Mmmmmm... pasta

  • @flatbigfoottheory8530
    @flatbigfoottheory8530 3 года назад +18

    I find myself coming back to this video every now and then, and I’ve gotta say it only becomes funnier the more I watch it.

  • @ayyub9855
    @ayyub9855 8 лет назад +2589

    i am the lizard, i am the lizard

  • @jaboonewman1333
    @jaboonewman1333 8 лет назад +908

    "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" 😂😂😂😂😂 kills me everytime

    • @kansascityboi81
      @kansascityboi81 8 лет назад +8

      had me crying laughing when it started too. .These guy are Funny as hell..RealDeal Comedy.

    • @vyshak4455
      @vyshak4455 8 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @Jaffakakes
      @Jaffakakes 8 лет назад +9

      I WAS DYING literally sooo funny ahahaaha

    • @jeff5395
      @jeff5395 7 лет назад

      Jaboo Newman I just skipped exaclty to this part

  • @normitaof09
    @normitaof09 5 лет назад +667

    "Only Keegan tethers me to reality." The way he looks at Peele and then down to the radio 😂😂
    💀

  • @legoeszombiesetc.1499
    @legoeszombiesetc.1499 12 дней назад +4

    1:33 you can kinda see a bit of horror on Peele's face, as if he's reliving this moment by listening to the tape

  • @snoopfox5083
    @snoopfox5083 8 лет назад +2112

    The screaming part is were I died.

  • @137Official
    @137Official 6 лет назад +2272

    "I-"
    "Don't touch it."
    "Bu-"
    Don't touch it."

    • @lmd2550
      @lmd2550 5 лет назад +24

      Each time he repeats that, he sounds hella disturbed

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 5 лет назад +6

      Just stop the tape.

    • @brittanythornton2062
      @brittanythornton2062 5 лет назад

      😫😫😫

    • @sunnypatchkid3588
      @sunnypatchkid3588 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of my teacher whenever we try to get something off her desk 😒

  • @AndreaFMS100
    @AndreaFMS100 4 года назад +844

    “I under- WHAT?” kills me every single time.

  • @novakaizr
    @novakaizr 2 года назад +117

    The last part could actually just be a metaphorical way of saying you consider someone your best friend

    • @reee_4067
      @reee_4067 Год назад +9

      Different Keegan tho

  • @elodiaravenwood2644
    @elodiaravenwood2644 10 лет назад +2294

    i am the lizard. i am the lizard.

  • @JuninhoTrick
    @JuninhoTrick 8 лет назад +841

    Man I forgot how addicted I was to Key & Peele.

    • @dap0466
      @dap0466 8 лет назад +6

      Wallace Il same now I can't stop watching

    • @henrygonzalez618
      @henrygonzalez618 6 лет назад

      Lockett me too, I used to be addicted to key and peele and still am...

    • @goncalonuno3024
      @goncalonuno3024 6 лет назад

      Pá Cala-te

  • @0Bennyman
    @0Bennyman 9 лет назад +264

    This needs to be made into an entire audio tape, I would buy it.

    • @ChristopherWeaver1
      @ChristopherWeaver1 9 лет назад +31

      I would buy it and have it played if i was in charge of music or something.

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 8 лет назад +3

      i would listen to it aswell

  • @ErikBreivik
    @ErikBreivik 4 года назад +50

    I only watch Key’s facial expressions of horror, the entire time! Can’t get enough it it. Time to watch it again! 😂

  • @Asoni2x
    @Asoni2x 10 лет назад +1913

    K&P should make a movie, it would be hilarious.

    • @N30FAMOUS2
      @N30FAMOUS2 10 лет назад +78

      It's in the process right now, actually; google it

    • @mrjoni54
      @mrjoni54 10 лет назад +29

      They're making a movie about Mr. Garvey from Substitute teacher

    • @Asoni2x
      @Asoni2x 10 лет назад +12

      Nicee, thanks for the heads up.

    • @TagRoss
      @TagRoss 10 лет назад +49

      Sammy Sampson NOOOOOOOOOOOOICE!!!

    • @Asoni2x
      @Asoni2x 10 лет назад +4

      TagRoss54321 Lmaoooooo.

  • @unknown_end5659
    @unknown_end5659 8 лет назад +1458

    i couldn't stop laughing the moment the playlist began.

    • @patrickb3032
      @patrickb3032 8 лет назад +4

      same

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 8 лет назад +9

      I couldn't stop laughing the moment I entered Key&Peele playlist

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 7 лет назад +2

      i couldn't stop laughing the moment i entered key & peele in the search box

    • @shabbyvlogs2552
      @shabbyvlogs2552 6 лет назад

      Smiley Face same

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 6 лет назад

      "What the FUCK is this??"

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 7 лет назад +532

    "I'm beginning to see my reptillian self.....i am the lizard. I am the lizard"😂😂

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 4 года назад +22

    Imagine being at the stoplight next to their car and all of the sudden you hear screams coming from the cars audio as two men are staring dead ahead, stone faced as if they just committed murder.”

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wizardshark2928
    @wizardshark2928 4 года назад +471

    Imagine being the guy at the stoplight with them and just hearing “I’m the lizard, I’m the lizard” followed by hours of screaming

    • @justincarpenter6147
      @justincarpenter6147 4 года назад +31

      Imagine being at a stoplight for hours

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 3 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @DeezNuts-
      @DeezNuts- 3 года назад +2

      @@justincarpenter6147 lol

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose Год назад +3

      How long do you think stoplights last?

    • @jonatanlj747
      @jonatanlj747 Год назад

      He was just covering Jim Morrison

  • @muzikwithoutfrontiers1486
    @muzikwithoutfrontiers1486 5 лет назад +411

    “HOW I FEED OFF OF HIS LIFE FORCE” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gisellegabs
      @gisellegabs 5 лет назад +7

      MuzikWithout Frontiers this part had me crying 😭

  • @broderickmedical
    @broderickmedical 8 лет назад +850

    lmao i am the lizard.. i am the lizard.

    • @Soveryverytrue
      @Soveryverytrue 8 лет назад +49

      I taste the bug, on my tongue.

    • @1009X
      @1009X 8 лет назад +7

      +GenericLetsPlayer 42 I want to fulfill this commitment but the matchstick won't fit in my penis.

    • @irishemogirl6720
      @irishemogirl6720 8 лет назад +2

      I taste the bug on my tongue. I'M DYING.😂

    • @richardquinto477
      @richardquinto477 8 лет назад +1

      HAHAHA!

    • @irishemogirl6720
      @irishemogirl6720 8 лет назад +3

      GenericLetsPlayer 42 Very considerate of him. LOL😁

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 2 года назад +77

    I love how Jordan Peele fully commits to being weird. He has a gift for the utterly ridiculous 😂😂😂

  • @cellissmo9393
    @cellissmo9393 5 лет назад +389

    Keegan after going home : (recording) I have accomplished the task of driving around with Jordan till 2 in the morning listening to his playlist...

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 4 года назад +15

      I love this twist!

    • @Shant3ll998
      @Shant3ll998 3 года назад +10

      ooh if they did this right it could have been a perfect twist

  • @TheOMNIMethod
    @TheOMNIMethod 8 лет назад +1351

    This is the most awkward thing I could ever imagine happen to a person O__o

    • @fuckoff6431
      @fuckoff6431 6 лет назад +1

      Warrior City check your likes fucktard

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @chiuansheng
      @chiuansheng 6 лет назад +3

      What’s wrong if a man identified as a Lizard? It didn’t hurt anyone.

    • @henkkahenrik4183
      @henkkahenrik4183 6 лет назад +3

      wel, i accidentally put on the wrong playlist and the first one was tomboy ok to be gay.

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 6 лет назад +1

      H H it is okay

  • @vyshak4455
    @vyshak4455 8 лет назад +244

    "Different Keegan" hahahah

  • @hi.1095
    @hi.1095 2 года назад +38

    this is the most uncomfortable, awkward, and the most funniest skit i've ever seen

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂ahahh imagine booking an Uber

  • @fpsransom5996
    @fpsransom5996 9 лет назад +1082

    Its too square.....

  • @KairiHawkeye
    @KairiHawkeye 8 лет назад +2487

    Too square.

  • @perigrin6
    @perigrin6 10 лет назад +465

    Is it fucked up that I want to do this to someone on a road trip. Record random messed up stuff and "accidentally" play it one day...
    Yeah I probably shouldn't

    • @eelexa
      @eelexa 10 лет назад +59

      If I did this to my best friend as a joke she would totally get it. That's how you know you're supposed to be friends.
      You could use it as an elimination process. Whoever thinks it's funny stays. :P

    • @DetectiveHootjustcallmeNathan
      @DetectiveHootjustcallmeNathan 10 лет назад +14

      do that sounds priceless XD

    • @perigrin6
      @perigrin6 9 лет назад +4

      I am going to try. I will work with some of the material if you guys/gals post it in the comments. I just cant come up with enough that is tastefully insane.

    • @melloweyes4444
      @melloweyes4444 9 лет назад +18

      Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" "To achieve the standard of ultimate indifference whilst talking about masturbation in public, I've started imagining ghosts watching me furiously ravage myself whenever I'm rock hard and french tickling my butt. Sometimes I think that those ghosts are applauding for an encore after releasing my man milk into the empty space of pleasure and regret.
      If life is full of pleasure and regret, and my semen also comes from pleasure and regret, does that mean that masturbation is the equivalent of life and the universe itself? If the result of this procedure is successful, does this also result in indifference to my life and existence?
      This pondering has taught me a valuable lesson: masturbation and life are one and the same, apathetic after being beat off repeatedly."
      Was that strange enough? I hope it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

    • @khalidsparrow101
      @khalidsparrow101 7 лет назад +1

      Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" i am still waiting

  • @deerw24walker78
    @deerw24walker78 3 года назад +27

    When he started screaming I lost it 🤣

  • @Niicole4177
    @Niicole4177 6 лет назад +1213

    This could be a great prank

    • @xayhovan6814
      @xayhovan6814 6 лет назад +19

      Just use your phone and "accidently" put it on there

    • @w2110942004
      @w2110942004 5 лет назад +17

      Just afraid that others might not think it's a prank

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 5 лет назад +2

      @@christophbjorn6007 All you have to do is play your voice memos after hooking up your phone to the aux cord or bluetooth. Just say, "it's nothing and I forgot to leave the app" or whatever. If they persist you keep it on, then that's perfect.

    • @user-bd1yv8gd5x
      @user-bd1yv8gd5x 5 лет назад +1

      Chia-Pin Tseng That’s the joke That’s what makes the prank work if people believe it duh.

  • @neiloshodges2816
    @neiloshodges2816 6 лет назад +1470

    ''different Keegan" Hahahahahaha!!!

    • @syedferoz2188
      @syedferoz2188 5 лет назад +6

      in the original one he shoots him i dnt understand why they cut it

  • @booboo4459
    @booboo4459 10 лет назад +237

    I honestly have a few of these weird audio journals too but I deleted them after I saw this.... recording yourself being weird is dangerous lol

    • @Chuck91
      @Chuck91 10 лет назад +18

      I think we all did after this haha

    • @sosf4747
      @sosf4747 10 лет назад +22

      Chuck Norris
      Lol. You guys are fucking freaks. I never did this.

    • @Chuck91
      @Chuck91 10 лет назад +64

      I am not a freak... I am.. the lizard man.

    • @lheard8664
      @lheard8664 10 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @nesha50421
      @nesha50421 10 лет назад

      Lmbo why do you say it's dangerous

  • @nawf4372
    @nawf4372 10 месяцев назад +6

    And somehow we didn't expect Peele to go into horror.

  • @GrahamBarth
    @GrahamBarth 10 лет назад +71

    Key's delivery when he says "What the fuck is this?" gets me every fucking time.

  • @steventitus4399
    @steventitus4399 9 лет назад +120

    I was hoping that after the screaming, he would say "I've got the matchstick in".

  • @TheOMasterJ
    @TheOMasterJ 8 лет назад +136

    When he started screaming I nearly choked on my patty

  • @MrAlexCollin
    @MrAlexCollin 4 года назад +240

    I wanna be as high as the person who wrote this script.

    • @Emma88178
      @Emma88178 3 года назад +13

      Key and Peele themselves write most of it.

    • @ajp5556
      @ajp5556 3 года назад +9

      @@Emma88178 he wants to be as high as them

    • @BackwoodsFilms
      @BackwoodsFilms Год назад +5

      High on potenuse, perhaps?

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 5 лет назад +2574

    When you find out you're friends with the wrong person.

    • @General_Pinkledink
      @General_Pinkledink 5 лет назад +133

      The "Wrong" Person what the fuck are you talking about. This sounds like exactly like the friends I need in my life.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 5 лет назад +49

      ZackM I mean as long as they aren’t pissing in mine

    • @petesmith9475
      @petesmith9475 5 лет назад +20

      @ZackM well at least he is honest. We all got our own private things you don't want to share to everybody. (no Im not drinking my unire but whatever)

    • @zetsutsuletsu2034
      @zetsutsuletsu2034 4 года назад +12

      Well if you are willing to listen to all of that and not be laighing your ass off the whole time. That's your buddy for life 😂.
      He listening to it like "ima find out exactly whats wrong with this man"

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 года назад +18

      It’s the difference between knowing how weird your friends are, or just wondering. People do weird shit! As long as it’s not criminal, it’s OK to be weird. You can bet some of your most normal friends have done some super weird stuff you don’t know about! Some folks are more comfortable not knowing.

  • @appleheadjackson3524
    @appleheadjackson3524 8 лет назад +326

    Lmao. "All my music is good man just put it on random". yeah it was random alright😂😂😂

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 лет назад +1

      I don't understand this comment at all, it could've been easily been random, and the one it chose in his iTunes was this file.

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 лет назад +1

      Rae Jackson It's very obvious that I'm not overthinking at all. To be honest it seems that your interpretation of the situation is overthinking.

    • @miller6441
      @miller6441 8 лет назад +1

      yeah fight over a comedy video great idea

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 лет назад

      Miller 64 We aren't fighting it all? This is just a simple discussion. What exactly is your definition of "fighting"?

    • @palheta82
      @palheta82 8 лет назад +4

      you're missing his point: he's trying to irritate to feed off of your life force and anger.

  • @egglasagna5414
    @egglasagna5414 6 лет назад +1317

    I also feed off my friends life forces

    • @Easterlingofrhun
      @Easterlingofrhun 5 лет назад +5

      what happen to your friends after that?

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 5 лет назад +56

      but is it against the law?

    • @giraffeorganic
      @giraffeorganic 5 лет назад +3

      Marcilla Smith I’m gonna have to ask you to observe the “no feeding” sign.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 5 лет назад +4

      Organic Giraffe I'm going to have to ask you to observe these nuts on your chin

    • @MrCyberboobs
      @MrCyberboobs 5 лет назад +2

      @@MarcillaSmith *barely audible whisper* legal

  • @blues-333
    @blues-333 Месяц назад +1

    Laughed the heck out of this one lolol!! Peele's expressions with that straight face like woah!

  • @levidoyle3411
    @levidoyle3411 10 лет назад +187

    I will never hear the word square without laughing...not ever again...

  • @girlgames4royal
    @girlgames4royal 8 лет назад +177

    I wonder if he senses how I feed off of his life force

    • @lancelaurel3828
      @lancelaurel3828 8 лет назад

      Rosa Stewart OMFG I was reading this as he said it! I laughed so hard my monitor is soaked.

    • @lancelaurel3828
      @lancelaurel3828 8 лет назад +1

      Master Crafter I spit all over it... braces make it hard to control where my spit goes

  • @ibieiniid4240
    @ibieiniid4240 5 лет назад +304

    TOO SQUARE
    not just "square". past the acceptable bounds of squareness.

  • @Mo.Jo.
    @Mo.Jo. 11 месяцев назад +5

    @1:57 love the way he looks down at the radio lol

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂ikr!!!!!