It looks like they are going to keep making movies though, after Keanu being a success. So they are still together, just not doing the regular show anymore.
“I am so fundamentally lonely I am adrift in a different universe only Keegan tethers me to reality” maybe a hint to his movie US before he even made it
I dont think Keegan gets enough credit. He's great being a nut because he's so animated but he plays straight really well too. And when he cracks it makes it more rewarding
@@ifallapart2000 the "straight" person in a comedy sketch or scene is the person that's acting seriously as opposed to the one making the jokes or acting in a comedic fashion. Did you write that comment not knowing that?
I will always love the part where Peele tries to stop it and Keegan so intensely goes "Don't touch it. Don't touch it". Would anyone react the same if they found out their was possibly something very wrong with their bestfriend?
I love how we just assume they're playing characters, but at the end, it's revealed they're playing themselves, which means Jordan is just THAT weird 😂😂😂
modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.
modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.
I love this metaphor of when we share music with friends. Our playlists show so much of our personality. I always get a little anxiety when sharing my tastes in music with a new friend. It feels so personal and I worry if they will look down on me or come to judgements for my tastes in music. When my favorite song comes on I wonder if they feel it in their soul the same way that I felt it the first time I heard it. And a rejection of the song would feel like the rejection of my entire being. I feel our friend’s pain as his best friend harshly judges his most private thoughts and feelings.
Oh, man - I feel ya on this issue - it's gotten to where I usually don't play my favorite songs for new people until they've made it clear they like at least some of what I do... it hurts so bad when a fave track is played for a friend and you see that deer-in-the-headlights look, like you just know they hate it, and you're so enthusiastic about it, like a damn puppydog - and they don't know how to let you down easy!
oh shit sorry, i have this chrome extension where it changes words in text. i tried it out, on this NASA article about pluto, Pluto=Your mom. that shit was hilarious. surface of your mom has been more clear. xD
I have been suicidal for years haven't smiled in months I'm going through one of the hardest times in my life and key and peele still managed to make me crack a few wry ones you guys are awsome
@@bao664 I'm working on it I just cut her out of my life so the abuse is over and I'm getting my weight up that pain never goes away I still love her so much and I wish I didn't now it's just picking myself up and moving on idk how but I'm gonna do it
@@jamesmiller8909 i just break up with gf of 10 years...go to gym...learn new hobbies...diet...read book...go out for another girls...that's all i do...you have to love yourself first...nobody will
This is a funny sketch, but it brought some strange memories. Back around 1972 I bought an old reel-to-reel tape recorder at a church rummage sale. It came with a lot of tapes, so I started listening. The tapes were made by a local teacher. Lots of the recordings were him trying to self-hypnotize himself. "We don't want to be fat and ugly any more. We don't want to be fat and ugly any more." Some of the tapes were him describing the hallucinations he had at school. "We saw the hand again, floating at the back of the room. We saw it floating over the children." Some of the tapes got _really_ weird. It's a funny sketch, but I had just a bit of a chill listening to it.
I've kinda of had that same experience with a tape recorder at a pawn shop. It had audio logs of a Homeless man who used it to talk about how he used to live and the current situation. I always wondered what happened to him.
Imagine being at the stoplight next to their car and all of the sudden you hear screams coming from the cars audio as two men are staring dead ahead, stone faced as if they just committed murder.”
Is it fucked up that I want to do this to someone on a road trip. Record random messed up stuff and "accidentally" play it one day... Yeah I probably shouldn't
If I did this to my best friend as a joke she would totally get it. That's how you know you're supposed to be friends. You could use it as an elimination process. Whoever thinks it's funny stays. :P
I am going to try. I will work with some of the material if you guys/gals post it in the comments. I just cant come up with enough that is tastefully insane.
Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" "To achieve the standard of ultimate indifference whilst talking about masturbation in public, I've started imagining ghosts watching me furiously ravage myself whenever I'm rock hard and french tickling my butt. Sometimes I think that those ghosts are applauding for an encore after releasing my man milk into the empty space of pleasure and regret. If life is full of pleasure and regret, and my semen also comes from pleasure and regret, does that mean that masturbation is the equivalent of life and the universe itself? If the result of this procedure is successful, does this also result in indifference to my life and existence? This pondering has taught me a valuable lesson: masturbation and life are one and the same, apathetic after being beat off repeatedly." Was that strange enough? I hope it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
@@christophbjorn6007 All you have to do is play your voice memos after hooking up your phone to the aux cord or bluetooth. Just say, "it's nothing and I forgot to leave the app" or whatever. If they persist you keep it on, then that's perfect.
Well if you are willing to listen to all of that and not be laighing your ass off the whole time. That's your buddy for life 😂. He listening to it like "ima find out exactly whats wrong with this man"
It’s the difference between knowing how weird your friends are, or just wondering. People do weird shit! As long as it’s not criminal, it’s OK to be weird. You can bet some of your most normal friends have done some super weird stuff you don’t know about! Some folks are more comfortable not knowing.
*Has an 8 hour playlist*
“Forgot that was on there”
it was on random, so it's probably longer than 8 hours
fuck me...i cant stop...i got exams in 10 days
JustAnotherTroll Don’t think that was what he meant 😂
@@mrnoname297 exactly.u got it
😂😂😂
"It's too square"... One of the most brilliant twists in comedy history
what does too square mean PLS
@@miho5414 lol you'd think the match is in too much of a square shape but ...
It isn't that special.
It's pretty funny though.
You spoiled it
my ears hahaha
MY RELATIVES "Oh you write? Can we see your notebook"
ME:
Notebook: the day approaches. Terror will reign, evil will conquest and satan will rise.
Ikr xD
Shit. I'll never ask somebody if i could read it if they say they write again
It be like that. The day someone reads my notebook is the day I lose my dignity
That’s how I feel when people go though mine
"Tasted my own urine today, to make sure I was still human"
Because there are no other ways to check if you're human
None that I know of.
There's other ways????
name one
@@larrekato9978 Obviously its the feces that is the true test.
Lol
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN GET THROUGH SOME SKITS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LMAO
+Nick The pichu best song is Chum
+Earl Bada$$ I wonder that every time.
ikr
well i'm pretty sure they put in the audio and just acted in the car in silence but I see what you mean.
I got your picture on my Instagram
The fact that he says it's a "different Keegan" as if it's gonna make the whole thing seem normal has me dead. 😂
LMAOOOO
😂
😂😂😂
Because he's not lying bruv, don't you know he's best friends with former Newcastle United manager Kevin Keegan? That's who he's referring to dude.
Fun with Geminis lol 😂
"I am beginning to see my reptilian self... i am the lizard... I AM THE LIZARD!" hahahah fucking brilliant
I lost it at "I taste the fly on my tongue."
Illuminati confirmed
+OG Bites Reptilian Brotherhood is everywhere hsssssssssssss
I lost it there I couldn't handle it 😂😂
LEAFYYYYY
*DON’T TOUCH IT. DON’T TOUCH IT!*
thats what she said
@@Brian-K7 lmao
Ps4 Skit
Can't touch this
I see you everywhere-
Who else is on a Key & Peele clip marathon with virtually no end in sight?
Yo.
Always, bro!
it's good shit! Unlike 9/10 garbage on youtube, K&P is gold
I wonder if you sense how i feed off of your life force.
Me.
I need the 3 hour unabridged version.
Yes this needs to be podcast
😂😂Do share it with us when you get it.
Found?
Make a whole movie with this one.
I can make my own one
"I understa-WHAT?!"
I wish I could use this as a reaction to people.
Just say what he said
I died.
You can ?
@Александра Игнатова no
Why can't you?
We going to talk about how they drove around town listening to this for 8 hours?
Road trip?
@brandotendie driving around your town is not a road trip
brandotendie that’s what I meant
It’s was within a playlist. Songs played in between
No
the blank stares as he’s screaming is priceless
AH AH AH... AHHHHHHHHEHHHHHHH
🗣️
I will miss you forever Key and Peele
it's cancelled???
+Baby Anesa no, key and peele wanted to end the show.
It looks like they are going to keep making movies though, after Keanu being a success. So they are still together, just not doing the regular show anymore.
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J_K_Win why did they end it?
“I am so fundamentally lonely I am adrift in a different universe only Keegan tethers me to reality” maybe a hint to his movie US before he even made it
BLAZED FOO oh my gosh😵
I think you meant hint, or allusion.
Joshua Wood yea lmao I couldn’t think of the word at the moment
@@lonestar9092 Happens to all of us my friend.
an indifferent universe.
Just realized after watching this again years later, but Jordan's screaming is definitely because was able to get the matchstick in.
In fact, he was trying to get it out
Maybe the tip hit something and ignited.
Ohhhh
Yes, it was
It got stuck. Like when you squeeze your head through an old sweater but can't get it out.
This one really needs a part 2.
Remington absolutely correct
yes!!
420 likes! 👌👌👌
Queen Remains yes we do
With Chelsea peretti reacting.
“WTF is this” already had me
i liked, dont touch it, dont touch it, the look on his face when he says that.
me too!
His facial expession
He kept lookin over at him in Disbelief😂😂😂😂😂crying for reals
That sounds real genuine,
I dont think Keegan gets enough credit. He's great being a nut because he's so animated but he plays straight really well too. And when he cracks it makes it more rewarding
He's hilarious when he's straight too! I crack up when he looks over judging Peele.
His double takes here are the best. Especially his "what" to the "too square" bit. 😂
Did you write that comment not knowing he was married to a woman?
@@ifallapart2000 the "straight" person in a comedy sketch or scene is the person that's acting seriously as opposed to the one making the jokes or acting in a comedic fashion. Did you write that comment not knowing that?
@@alfaivre2990 2 months later I can assume they did
I will always love the part where Peele tries to stop it and Keegan so intensely goes "Don't touch it. Don't touch it". Would anyone react the same if they found out their was possibly something very wrong with their bestfriend?
I’d do the same partially for this reason and partially out of morbid curiosity
@@KelKilimanjaro same 🫤
"It's too square..." 😂
OMG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎶🎶🎶🤣😂🤣😂🤣 They Are Nutttttyyyy LoL 😂🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣
My penis
Am I the only one that thought "what about splinters!!!!"😭😭🤕
errorNaN what?
Gerbert Gavino I understand
I keep saying "one last video" but I can't stop watching them!!! Lol
I usually get tired of the constant 30 second ads...
+Anthony Barrie I suggest adblock. I had the same problem, and now its gone.
xD me too
Broo same last night I watched these for hours there just so halarious
Same
LOLXXD
“I’m beginning to see my reptilian self. I am the lizard, I am the lizard.”
Sounds like Jim Morrison?
*Actual Deleted Scene from Spider-man*
- Mark Zuckerberg
The way he looks at him during that part lmao
He's no eggman or walrus, though.
Dude it’s years later but I’m still in tears every time I watch this 😭
"Peele is still the lizard."...🤣
Imagine you book a uber and he's playing some shit like this while driving 💀
That would be wild as hell!
Instant 5 stars
Fuck Uber lol
Straight out the window
Five stars
I can't stop laughing especially when he shouts
Oh God me neither ROFL! That part had me falling off the sofa 😂😂😂
When he takes that little pause while laughing is funny as hell.
Edit: I meant screaming.
I keep watching this video, it's like one of the funniest imo.
Brother, I have found you
@@hollie9487 oh my god brother
One man, one match stick.
One dream.
I've read an article about a man getting a fork stuck in there
It was too square... hahahahahahah
And a square dick
i'm not gonna lie. there is a video called 1 man 1 screwdriver on the internet. and its not pretty
I love how we just assume they're playing characters, but at the end, it's revealed they're playing themselves, which means Jordan is just THAT weird 😂😂😂
What season and episode is this?
he indeed is ...
@@j-2-da-man932 It wasn’t part of any official season. It’s a special (bonus) episode which aired on May 19, 2013.
Name of episode?
It explains nope
They spent 8 hours listening the voice recordings. 😆
What else is on there?!
I'd love to see the full 8 hour version. 😂😂😂😂
...ummm he spent 8 hours making the voice recordings!!!🤔
his phone must hold a lot of memory.
Not only that bust stayed in the car to listen to it
I laughed myself to tears because I am sure there are people like that out there.
modernmarvel lol true
modernmarvel There are people out there with square penises?
modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.
modernmarvel There are, lots of them. I looked up some "reptillian" videos and there's actually a shitload of nutjobs who believe reptile aliens control the world, it's fucking sad.
+andollio1337 You wanna know what else is sad? Double posting.
Hahaha "Too square..."
My penis
+pzab7022 I understand.
***** I unde-WHAT?!
AAAAAAAAAOOOOOHMYGODNOOOWHY, WHY WHY WHAHAHY, AH-AH-AH *pause* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWYHAAAAAAAAA, NO NO NO NO NO, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
***** Ohhh uhhh...Diffrent Keegan.
“I am the lizard, I am the lizard. I taste the bug on my tongue”
Good source of protein. And natural too.
Like a pre cursor to tik tok transracial manifestation
I am the 🦎I am the 🦎 I taste the 🪲 on my 👅
"i wonder if he knows that i feed off his lifeforce"
fucking died
holy shit...I watched this at work and I'm trying so hard not to cry laughing XD
I am the lizard,i am the lizard
I feel like I would try pulling that off but would crack up laughing as soon as it started!
Was someone feeding off your life source?
Rusty Kettle I see what you did there. 😅
Tethered to Keegan....he’s been planning “us” for longer than we think
oook
Nice analogy
Jordan made it not Keegan
different keegan.. lmao
That's not true he's using tethers in a different way than in the movie
This is why they stopped making key and peele. Peele was absorbing all the life force out of Keegan
Great point!
You spoke far too soon there, buddy!
He absorbed most of it. Now Peele has a Hollywood career that keeps going up while Keegan keeps disappearing little by little.
𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱
But it's a different Keegan, though
These guys are absolutely brilliant, not just in their writing but their delivery. Unmatched in today's world of televised comedy.
"Only Keegan tethers me to reality" The concept of "US" was born.
wrong
Get out 👉
Looking back, it wasn't really that much of a surprise he moved on to making horror movies.
Precisely. He moves on. He goes solo. See where he get himself into. He need keegan man. Or we gonna get even weirder movie.
this skit really couldve been longer. it's pure gold
gamagoori they ran out of gas
It being short is what makes it good in my opinion😂
This is such an underrated skit, it deserves to be up there with Substitute Teacher and the East West Bowl skits
And "SLAP ASS!!!!"
What about two church ladies
@sbcontt YT funny AF though 😭
@@wbb-si6wl actually that was dark and funny, growing up in church see lots of old ladies like that we forget they were once young
Substitute teacher isn’t that great
The saying "friends tell friends everything" taken to the extreme
Why do I get the feeling they just ended up driving past their destination and just drove around for a long time listening to this.
They did drove from 6pm to 2 am
@@comsuondaihiep9699 9 friggin hours?
@@victorm152 Actually 8
@@the_infinexos proof that there is some hope in our education system.
@@victorm152 "9 hours"
I'm near death at this point.
the fact that the screaming is apparently only two minutes after the matchstick line is what has tears running down my cheeks 🤣😭😭
lennibizzle I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that. Like did he try it again?! Or was he just that upset that it didn’t work? 😆
I replay to gather the time from the matchstick comment to the screaming....it took me to a dark but humorous place...
I think he found a work around for the matchstick being too square lmao.
@@justinsparks3257 the matchstick wasn't the one that was too square
Probably got a splinter in there. That's gonna get infected. Ouch.
Day 47 of the corona virus lock down: “This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition...”
My penis....
Is too square
@@cryodummy7710 I understa-
*What?!*
That’s a good name
I approve
🤣🤣🤣
I love Key's microexpressions at 1:49. He goes from looking genuinely concerned to alarmed in a second lol
"I am so fundamentally lonely"....SAME.
Time to make a mixed tape.
Is that v ...from bts ?
army...?
@@chuhaecherry8674 let's go
Koreh Lawson yasss it is TaeTae.
I love this metaphor of when we share music with friends. Our playlists show so much of our personality. I always get a little anxiety when sharing my tastes in music with a new friend. It feels so personal and I worry if they will look down on me or come to judgements for my tastes in music. When my favorite song comes on I wonder if they feel it in their soul the same way that I felt it the first time I heard it. And a rejection of the song would feel like the rejection of my entire being. I feel our friend’s pain as his best friend harshly judges his most private thoughts and feelings.
Oh, man - I feel ya on this issue - it's gotten to where I usually don't play my favorite songs for new people until they've made it clear they like at least some of what I do... it hurts so bad when a fave track is played for a friend and you see that deer-in-the-headlights look, like you just know they hate it, and you're so enthusiastic about it, like a damn puppydog - and they don't know how to let you down easy!
If people seriously judge you or belittle you for the music you listen to, they're not your friends. 🤜🤛
You just want them to like it, like you, kinda dissed when they dont, just a bit, still your fav though ✌
I just play rap when I’m around fellas and rnb when I’m with a female and both when it’s a group of us
Omg, same feeling!!! I thought I was the only one. Lol.
"I wonder how he senses how I feed off of his life force?"
"Different Keegan."
Ain't No Sunshine force
You just spelled it... The same way... I did.... aliens... aliens are everywhere man.
oh shit sorry, i have this chrome extension where it changes words in text. i tried it out, on this NASA article about pluto, Pluto=Your mom. that shit was hilarious. surface of your mom has been more clear. xD
XD thank god ur not an alien... cus if u were... then that means u would be working for the government... lol
haha area 51
i like how the ending reveals they're not even playing characters
“A different Keegan." How dare you lie after all of that.
Micah Williams funny
Hahahaha
"Don't touch it. Don't touch it."
I was taking a sip of soda...and then the part with the screaming started...and I just. I fucking spit everything out.
MyLittleReverie hahahahahhahahahaha
It's my favorite part of this video as well.
MyLittleReverie I am the lizard... I am the lizard... I can taste the bug, on my tongue...
I have been suicidal for years haven't smiled in months I'm going through one of the hardest times in my life and key and peele still managed to make me crack a few wry ones you guys are awsome
Sorry to hear that. I’m a veteran with ptsd. Stress can be really tough. Your not alone. Good for you finding humor. I try to find it in everything.
Pls don't go...
the same for me before...but now i'm better always smile
@@bao664 I'm working on it I just cut her out of my life so the abuse is over and I'm getting my weight up that pain never goes away I still love her so much and I wish I didn't now it's just picking myself up and moving on idk how but I'm gonna do it
@@jamesmiller8909 i just break up with gf of 10 years...go to gym...learn new hobbies...diet...read book...go out for another girls...that's all i do...you have to love yourself first...nobody will
1:23 - I think the matchstick finally got in. The "STUPID STUPID STUPID" part was him trying to get it out. XDDD
No it was Kofi Kingston yelling at Randy Orton
@@muhammadsmith5792 👍
@@muhammadsmith5792 😂😂
Too square
1:10 is it me or was Keegan about to say "how about toothpicks (instead)?"
At first I was like "weird playlist" that's me, then "HELL NO".
Ben Christensen you think death metal is weird?
Ben Christensen I don't think anyone thinks it's weird
I did it for the cat girls You obviously haven't listened to some of the weird death metals. Well, more disturbing then weird.
Lord Pootein oh, I have.
I did it for the cat girls I have to give it to the artists though. The titles of the albums and songs can be pretty amusing.
This is a funny sketch, but it brought some strange memories. Back around 1972 I bought an old reel-to-reel tape recorder at a church rummage sale. It came with a lot of tapes, so I started listening.
The tapes were made by a local teacher. Lots of the recordings were him trying to self-hypnotize himself. "We don't want to be fat and ugly any more. We don't want to be fat and ugly any more."
Some of the tapes were him describing the hallucinations he had at school. "We saw the hand again, floating at the back of the room. We saw it floating over the children."
Some of the tapes got _really_ weird.
It's a funny sketch, but I had just a bit of a chill listening to it.
"we"?
Any chance you could upload some of it to youtube if you still have it?
I've kinda of had that same experience with a tape recorder at a pawn shop. It had audio logs of a Homeless man who used it to talk about how he used to live and the current situation. I always wondered what happened to him.
+Bella Farrelly my thoughts exactly. starting a sentence as 'we' when ur the only one in the room is never a good sign
Mmmmmm... pasta
I find myself coming back to this video every now and then, and I’ve gotta say it only becomes funnier the more I watch it.
i am the lizard, i am the lizard
lmfao
HISSSSSSSSSS!!!
I taste the bug my tounge
😂😂😂😂😂
I am ur 666th liker
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" 😂😂😂😂😂 kills me everytime
had me crying laughing when it started too. .These guy are Funny as hell..RealDeal Comedy.
Me too
I WAS DYING literally sooo funny ahahaaha
Jaboo Newman I just skipped exaclty to this part
"Only Keegan tethers me to reality." The way he looks at Peele and then down to the radio 😂😂
💀
1:33 you can kinda see a bit of horror on Peele's face, as if he's reliving this moment by listening to the tape
The screaming part is were I died.
too square . 😬
Snoop Fox me too the screaming 😅😅😆
Everyone did
Snoop Fox same
Li Enyang that's a masonic ritual of celebs jerking off ( Tupac) In the barf tub
"I-"
"Don't touch it."
"Bu-"
Don't touch it."
Each time he repeats that, he sounds hella disturbed
Just stop the tape.
😫😫😫
Reminds me of my teacher whenever we try to get something off her desk 😒
“I under- WHAT?” kills me every single time.
Ikr!!!
The last part could actually just be a metaphorical way of saying you consider someone your best friend
Different Keegan tho
i am the lizard. i am the lizard.
That is the moment where you go "Get the fuck out of my car!!"
Or you could listen to part two for some laughs
OMG YES!!!
I reeled use omg, so you know I liked that.
XD
don't ya love it
Man I forgot how addicted I was to Key & Peele.
Wallace Il same now I can't stop watching
Lockett me too, I used to be addicted to key and peele and still am...
Pá Cala-te
This needs to be made into an entire audio tape, I would buy it.
I would buy it and have it played if i was in charge of music or something.
i would listen to it aswell
I only watch Key’s facial expressions of horror, the entire time! Can’t get enough it it. Time to watch it again! 😂
K&P should make a movie, it would be hilarious.
It's in the process right now, actually; google it
They're making a movie about Mr. Garvey from Substitute teacher
Nicee, thanks for the heads up.
Sammy Sampson NOOOOOOOOOOOOICE!!!
TagRoss54321 Lmaoooooo.
i couldn't stop laughing the moment the playlist began.
same
I couldn't stop laughing the moment I entered Key&Peele playlist
i couldn't stop laughing the moment i entered key & peele in the search box
Smiley Face same
"What the FUCK is this??"
"I'm beginning to see my reptillian self.....i am the lizard. I am the lizard"😂😂
❤you legend
I taste the bug on my tongue
Imagine being at the stoplight next to their car and all of the sudden you hear screams coming from the cars audio as two men are staring dead ahead, stone faced as if they just committed murder.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine being the guy at the stoplight with them and just hearing “I’m the lizard, I’m the lizard” followed by hours of screaming
Imagine being at a stoplight for hours
lmao
@@justincarpenter6147 lol
How long do you think stoplights last?
He was just covering Jim Morrison
“HOW I FEED OFF OF HIS LIFE FORCE” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MuzikWithout Frontiers this part had me crying 😭
lmao i am the lizard.. i am the lizard.
I taste the bug, on my tongue.
+GenericLetsPlayer 42 I want to fulfill this commitment but the matchstick won't fit in my penis.
I taste the bug on my tongue. I'M DYING.😂
HAHAHA!
GenericLetsPlayer 42 Very considerate of him. LOL😁
I love how Jordan Peele fully commits to being weird. He has a gift for the utterly ridiculous 😂😂😂
Keegan after going home : (recording) I have accomplished the task of driving around with Jordan till 2 in the morning listening to his playlist...
I love this twist!
ooh if they did this right it could have been a perfect twist
This is the most awkward thing I could ever imagine happen to a person O__o
Warrior City check your likes fucktard
Lmao
What’s wrong if a man identified as a Lizard? It didn’t hurt anyone.
wel, i accidentally put on the wrong playlist and the first one was tomboy ok to be gay.
H H it is okay
"Different Keegan" hahahah
the look key gives him xD
this is the most uncomfortable, awkward, and the most funniest skit i've ever seen
😂😂😂😂😂ahahh imagine booking an Uber
Its too square.....
fps Ransom M-my penis.................... is to square.....
DR_LaZer I underst WHAT?
yess
I don't understand that part
Kam Stephens What part?
Too square.
.....my penis
Moonman is too square
Goodbye +Moonman.
My penis is too square
I understand.
Is it fucked up that I want to do this to someone on a road trip. Record random messed up stuff and "accidentally" play it one day...
Yeah I probably shouldn't
If I did this to my best friend as a joke she would totally get it. That's how you know you're supposed to be friends.
You could use it as an elimination process. Whoever thinks it's funny stays. :P
do that sounds priceless XD
I am going to try. I will work with some of the material if you guys/gals post it in the comments. I just cant come up with enough that is tastefully insane.
Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" "To achieve the standard of ultimate indifference whilst talking about masturbation in public, I've started imagining ghosts watching me furiously ravage myself whenever I'm rock hard and french tickling my butt. Sometimes I think that those ghosts are applauding for an encore after releasing my man milk into the empty space of pleasure and regret.
If life is full of pleasure and regret, and my semen also comes from pleasure and regret, does that mean that masturbation is the equivalent of life and the universe itself? If the result of this procedure is successful, does this also result in indifference to my life and existence?
This pondering has taught me a valuable lesson: masturbation and life are one and the same, apathetic after being beat off repeatedly."
Was that strange enough? I hope it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Ryan "Raucous Hearthstone" i am still waiting
When he started screaming I lost it 🤣
This could be a great prank
Just use your phone and "accidently" put it on there
Just afraid that others might not think it's a prank
@@christophbjorn6007 All you have to do is play your voice memos after hooking up your phone to the aux cord or bluetooth. Just say, "it's nothing and I forgot to leave the app" or whatever. If they persist you keep it on, then that's perfect.
Chia-Pin Tseng That’s the joke That’s what makes the prank work if people believe it duh.
''different Keegan" Hahahahahaha!!!
in the original one he shoots him i dnt understand why they cut it
I honestly have a few of these weird audio journals too but I deleted them after I saw this.... recording yourself being weird is dangerous lol
I think we all did after this haha
Chuck Norris
Lol. You guys are fucking freaks. I never did this.
I am not a freak... I am.. the lizard man.
LMAO
Lmbo why do you say it's dangerous
And somehow we didn't expect Peele to go into horror.
Key's delivery when he says "What the fuck is this?" gets me every fucking time.
Me tooo :)
That's my favourite part.
it sounds so absolutely genuine.
Right! :D
I was hoping that after the screaming, he would say "I've got the matchstick in".
Steven Titus hahahahahaahahaha "It worked, it's in! it's in....."
carolyn mmitchell
“It’s in the lizard. It’s in the lizard.”
Steven Titus I
No, it's too square
When he started screaming I nearly choked on my patty
Did you die!?!?!?!
He ded
why he was screaming ?
minato namikazi I'm assuming he got the matchstick to fit
I wanna be as high as the person who wrote this script.
Key and Peele themselves write most of it.
@@Emma88178 he wants to be as high as them
High on potenuse, perhaps?
When you find out you're friends with the wrong person.
The "Wrong" Person what the fuck are you talking about. This sounds like exactly like the friends I need in my life.
ZackM I mean as long as they aren’t pissing in mine
@ZackM well at least he is honest. We all got our own private things you don't want to share to everybody. (no Im not drinking my unire but whatever)
Well if you are willing to listen to all of that and not be laighing your ass off the whole time. That's your buddy for life 😂.
He listening to it like "ima find out exactly whats wrong with this man"
It’s the difference between knowing how weird your friends are, or just wondering. People do weird shit! As long as it’s not criminal, it’s OK to be weird. You can bet some of your most normal friends have done some super weird stuff you don’t know about! Some folks are more comfortable not knowing.
Lmao. "All my music is good man just put it on random". yeah it was random alright😂😂😂
I don't understand this comment at all, it could've been easily been random, and the one it chose in his iTunes was this file.
Rae Jackson It's very obvious that I'm not overthinking at all. To be honest it seems that your interpretation of the situation is overthinking.
yeah fight over a comedy video great idea
Miller 64 We aren't fighting it all? This is just a simple discussion. What exactly is your definition of "fighting"?
you're missing his point: he's trying to irritate to feed off of your life force and anger.
I also feed off my friends life forces
what happen to your friends after that?
but is it against the law?
Marcilla Smith I’m gonna have to ask you to observe the “no feeding” sign.
Organic Giraffe I'm going to have to ask you to observe these nuts on your chin
@@MarcillaSmith *barely audible whisper* legal
Laughed the heck out of this one lolol!! Peele's expressions with that straight face like woah!
I will never hear the word square without laughing...not ever again...
Square
Mrwiseguy101690 - Subscribe to ReadySetPawn HA!
I wonder if he senses how I feed off of his life force
Rosa Stewart OMFG I was reading this as he said it! I laughed so hard my monitor is soaked.
Master Crafter I spit all over it... braces make it hard to control where my spit goes
TOO SQUARE
not just "square". past the acceptable bounds of squareness.
😂😂😂
Pretty hip if you ask me.
@1:57 love the way he looks down at the radio lol
😂😂😂😂😂ikr!!!!!