Key & Peele - Marbles
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2015
- During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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*"F O R G E T T H E M A R B L E S B O I!!"*
b o i
Spit the marbles out
the way he shrieked the " *boi* " tho 😂
I say this to my nephew all the time. :)
2:33 for the lazy
SHE'S NOT DUMB! But she is blind...
Now replace blind with blonde...
+John Palcon She is then dumb
She's not blind
+Lemon Beast dxmaster9.itch.io/underground-fighting-alliance
+Lemon Beast THAT'S SOME HELEN KELLER TYPE SHIT
“Don’t do that... just don’t do that” died at that part
Sameeee bro idk why its so funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife and I now quote that to each other. :D
@@filler2013 I'm like that, only I don't have anyone to quote it to. It's like an "in joke" where I'm the only one who is in.
Best part 🤣🤣
Am I the only one that was genuinely afraid he was going to choke on them? Lol
Oh my goodness the WHOLE time I was afraid he was going to choke
me too
Allura Love I want to like your comment but it’s 123 and I don’t wanna ruin it but I still like your comment🤣🤣😭😁 I was thinking the exact same thing.
Lift your tongue up, touch roof of mouth, spread tongue. Boom. Marbles can't pass thru . You're welcome. Notice how the bulge the marbles make in his mouth isn't to his cheeks, that's why
Xion Dominagus how you know of this sorcery?
FORGET THE MARBLES BOOOAAAAAYYY!!!
Spit the marbles out please............there you go.........well..ah......ah.....how many...really....do you have any-(marble falls on the floor and peel stops it with his foot)...I'm gonna wait for the last........I'm assuming there's..yeah.......I know there's another one in there. Key: No.
+JAYDEE BRICKS another one fell for the marble trick
consequences !!!!!
Forget the marbles boiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! Love it.!
😂😂😂
how... just how... is it even possible... to come up with something like this. its just so obscure but not too strange and its just right at the perfect level of weird that makes it funny.
Juliana Veraldi probably something they thought about from a life experience,like most comedy
Just genius at a level so mundanely relevant to all of us
Probably drugs
honestly how intrusive thoughts work so not that weird
@@jamiehartshorne7396 I was thinking the exact samething..
And I totally did that as a kid... was fun!@
They captured a raw human emotion that most are unwilling to admit exists
I was careless. I saw marbles and I ate all of them, and then I got choked to death.
*CONSEQUENCES*
HAHAHAH
Where my crack?
*happiness noises
That sounds pretty reasonable, I don’t think you know what that joke means
FORGET THE MARBLES BOYYY
These guys are incredible actors
so true
+ImToo-Dench They are the funniest guys ever! We're trying to match their quality but daammmnnn it's hard!
They are good creators in general, everything is so professional and flawless and this all for a comedy sketch show.
Yup how come?
+Dr.CookiesNeedLoveLikeEverythingDoes Chris Rock used to be better.
The acting on this show is actually outstanding
The facial expressions and gestures take it to another level
I don't get it tho??? The marbles trick?? What is this in reference to?? "another one fell for the marbles trick"
@@StickNclutch Basically, the whole point of the skit is that the Key is playing someone who very weirdly addicted to putting marbles in his mouth for some reason. You can see that Peele is playing a character that is very surprised and confused at this, and annoyed at him continuing to put marbles in his mouth. So when Key finally chokes and dies, Peele goes to the desk and says, "Another one fell for the marbles trick". This implies that this is was all a part of Peele's plan and he MEANT for Key to choke on them the whole time, and that this isn't the first time that he has done this.
@@RandomElk58 Its not "weirdly addicted" its a childlike fantasy. The Marbles are colorful are are reminiscent of candy. As a child I could totally have seen myself wanting to do this. Its similar to how some kids and teens would eat tide pods. The colorful jels look a lot like candy.
@@lamardavis6053 my bad
They nailed this skit I swear to God whenever I see a bunch of bright, colorful marbles I literally want to do the same thing doesn't matter how old I get
Andy Koginos forget the marbles boy!!
Don't do that, just don't....
Maybe cause we associate bright colorful things with candy?
Now I get the joke. I was confused as to why he was seduced by marbles, thought he lost his marbles.
Its disorder called pica, Im sorry you had to find out like this.
What if Keegan was actually choking on the marbles and nobody would know because they would think he was acting
Yeddie they prolly have a safe word
Blackie Chan well is his safeword “auuaggghhagaggh”
He would run offset and takle the camera man.....
Edit: Surprised I didn't get 1,000 replies cuz I spelled "tackle" wrong.
Edit: I purposely spelled "cuz" like that
Edit: Im joking. I really am.😂
@@Batest212 *gets no replies whatsoever* Oh man they must have their blood boiling seeing that I spelt something wrong. Better edit it for the *2 people* who liked my comment.
@@yesellestaken wooops! That came out wrong. I forgot to put 😂 and Lol. Frfrf
I GOT TO SAY THAT SKETCH WAS MARBOLUS!!
+iXbeXy i hate you
Get out of RUclips
"Get out of RUclips"
Generic statement by people with no imaginations. Come up with a better comeback, please.
Lord Void now u need to get out of youtube
+Lord Void plz get out
3 Greatest Questions of Mankind
1.) When is the very beginning of the universe?
2.) What is the purpose of life?
3.) Why is Key & Peele ending?
+Jar Carlo Ramirez 1. 0
2. To die
3. Soon
+Musicrecords10 if our purpose is to die what is the point of us being alive, or better yet why can we give life.
And if a terry is getting froggy, what do you do?
Aundray Nengim Just because we are alive does not mean there is an objective purpose for our lives. That is poor logic.
+James J Please don't bring religion into this.
I'm not surprised Jordan is a horror movie genius. The seeds of that are in these hilarious bits.
Ellen Yarbrough Horror and comedy are similar in a lot of ways. You have to master suspense to create good content.
I saw a good line about this earlier: “Horror is comedy without the punchline.”
Comedy and Horror are the only genres that requires actual physical reaction from the public in order to measure they quality level
"Lady Justice just stands there in my office, looking at me..... beat my....."
Lmao
"Sense of Justice!"
JK beat my meat Boy!!!!
Wife?
Anyone else have the urge to just stick their hands in the marbles ?
me
me
me
Omg yes
feels neat
Key and Peele almost has as many plot twist at the end of their skits as Cyanide and Happiness.
Key and Peele is like the real life C&H.
+Someguy NO, FAK OFF
MrKimberly PIS OFF M8
+Someguy No, FAK OFF
Key and Peele ftw lol
“She’s reminiscent of a....Kerry Washington, in her prime..”
Dude the music has no business being THIS EPIC. This sounds like an orchestral score from an award winning film. So fucking awesome
Where's it from?
Where's it from?
Yes please tell us! Where is it from😭
Think it's Harry Potter
"Well Don't do that..Just..Just don't do that." xD done
+♛ кαωαιι_ρяιиςєѕѕ ♛ the funniest moment ever. I was crying.
These nuts didn't do that against your chin.
but my dick got chopped up tho
♛ кαωαιι_ρяιиςєѕѕ ♛ now I do
But is it against the law tho?
FORBIDDEN S N A C C
Do you find it humourus to butcher the language which you natively speak? To my understanding, those who intentionally use the misspelling "Thicc" natively speak English.
morgan minecraft legion it’s like the tide pod thing lol
roman carreon - That whole Tide Pod trend was absolutely fucking retarded, and I'm Autistic (diagnosed at age 5-ish)
morgan minecraft legion but it wasn't a challenge at all just another meme lol
roman carreon yeah people were just fucking retarded good thing not that many people did it
The unapologetically 90s aesthetic is what truly makes this sketch
This man's lost his marbles
This is a quality comment, much better than "who's watching key and Peele videos hyuck"
I was actually kind of interested in his speech about lady justice
Alex Lee Is she a slippery little scallop?
ooh, she a slippery mistress
What kind of job is it anyways? Like a lawyer or attorney I'm thinking.
Wyatt Arnett he said its the Arizona State’s Attorney Office
Donald Trump Go away Donald.
Pretty much exactly how intrusive thoughts work
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Good old unwanted thought syndrome.
Breathing
OCD crew checking in !
new years eve ball drop countdown is one of the worst times for intrusive thoughts
4:43 thats the continental breakfast headbob right there
"I was saying that lady justice... she just stands there looking at me..."
Lady Justice: *is blind*
"she blind" 💀
This is another sketch that blows my mind; how the fuck did this concept come together?
Jesse Talbot they looked up my history and my obsession with marbles as a kid ... I'd literally just put marbles in my mouth and gently bite them lol yeah ....it must be some weird thing idk lol
Did you swallow any marbles? Sounds pretty dangerous
Jesse Talbot This is an old trope in live acting comedy. Someone wants to stuff another person's property in their mouth. The first you see is funny and the rest is the same thing over and over again.
Contingence How the fuck did deez nuts come together on your chin?
Genesis
choosing a wireless plan can be complicated
+MVS Volquez Thats why there are marbles.
Choosing where on your chin to place deez nuts can be complicated
+Jswcavpatyank you're must be 12
+AMS 21 or from their sketch 😂
+VISIT “GOTLETRAS” COM Thats why theres adblock
If you were to peek into the mind of a toddler.😂😂
Probably the best thing about this show is the fact that they both blend into so many different characters seamlessly
i fuckin died when he said "FORGET THE MARBLES BOII"
same omg
why? I am not an american and I dont get the joke in that sentence..
onbootstrap What does this have to do with being American? You just don't understand
Never trust a guy with marbles again.......
Emphasis on NEVER.
+Lemon Beast And later on Lance Armstrong Lol XD
+༺daylightdream༻ awkward....
+Haise Leonhardt on his mouth
+Haise Leonhardt hahahahahahaha
“Forget the marbles BOIII!!”🤣
The dramatic music rising when he turns killed me😭
I think he lost his marbles.....
Puns! Quips! Jokes!
+Boogster Su XD
+Boogster Su It's ok he found someone else's.
+Boogster Su I am so ticked off that I didn't think of that first! KUDOS TO YOU! lol
Lol
I wonder if he accidentally ate any of them during production
Probably
Same
Hahaa
They look like they were candies
machinagenex101 What about how he wipes saliva off his chin. lol. omg
The joy of discovering a new Key & Peele sketch you've never watched
0:42 hahaha brilliant side eye
Forget the marbles boiii 😂
Can we petition Verizon to stop the 30 second adds
+carlo alexander AD-BLOCKER, look it up
Assassin /Jeremiah.G You realize that if everyone had adblock, then quality content would disappear from RUclips because nobody would be able to make a living from it.
yes but i never asked everybody to get adblock. Your making a good point to someone you assumed didnt know, just cause he said something related. Even if your just talking in general, your probably not. So this is where you know u must see someones statement correctly before responding. sry for bad grammar but i think u get the point
+Assassin /Jeremiah.G I don't mind adds because that's what makes the Internet so great without it, it would be unsustainable, I just don't like 30 second adds about something irrelevant to my life repeating every five minutes.
u dont get the point of adblocker then. It doesnt mean u hate ads, i like them myself but i like to save time and block them. U can always say their good but u dont have to show it by watching them
"She's a slippery little scallop"
" that Lady justice who just stands there in my office, looking at me"
What kinda first speech is this
Keegan's head is so perfectly smooth here that It felt natural to kinda really want to see him fill his mouth with those marbles
If you're reading this I hope you have a great day :)
Thx
Welcome bud :D
Thanks man!
thanks man
Fuck off
"well don't do that. just... just don't do that."
+Kenshin Tomoshima The best bit hehe. The music reminds me of the galaxy thing in the first men in black film. So awe inspiring and yet silly =]
*FORGET THE MARBLES BOY*
**Next time on: My strange addiction**
This is like an episode of "My Strange Addiction:Eating Marbles"
Imani Mann so true
Imani Mann c fr
Marbles: the original tide pods.
I was gonna say Jordan nailed his performance but then I realized they both nailed it
"you were saying lady justice is a dumb blind old lady"
"yes-- NO!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is what ADHD feels like.
More likely referring to the fact that if there's anything remotely interesting in our surroundings we just totally lose track of any conversation we were having
Paddy Jones yes!!
it's true!😂😂😂
Looks like Keegan lost his marbles.
Jordan Kendrick Copying.
You mean lost his life to marbles
F O R G E T T H E M A R B L E S
B O IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hardest thought is trying to figure which of these 2 geniuses is funnier. Both so unique but seriously the most clever and talented guys I’ve seen in a long while. All time favorite is continental breakfast hands down !!!!!!!!!!
1:56 - Every child's fascination with marbles and thinking what they would feel like stuffed in your mouth, turns into a sketch. The minds on these guys. Pffft...
"child"
All I kept thinking about were all those spit-covered marbles he put back in the bottle... :-P
forget about the marbles boy!!!!
hendrsb33 sssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzz
there is a tube hidden behind his cheek
hendrsb33 and how many times he must have put them back in and out of gis mouth😂😂
it's a fucking jar you stupid fuck
3:29 great acting. These guys are both so good
Did he just compare Lady Justice to Kerry Washington at 3:56?? 😂
Hey look, it's Ghandi and Martin Luther King jr....
+JockyRhonson - Minecraft, Mortal Kombat, and MORE!
First of all, Shorten Your name, Second, You Watch Epic Rap Battles?
John Nightmares 1. Nah, not yet. Using this long name until I get to a certain amount of subs. 2. Yes, been a fan since season 1.
***** :D
Hey look it's these against your chin.
JoashYoungberg wat
It seems strange, yet it is oddly relatable...
Joshua Dominguez 🤣🤣🤣
“Good god!” Gets me every time 😂😂
“Another one fell for the marble trick”😂
Not sure which is the best line:
"what is going on?"
"don't do that... just... just don't do that"
"forget the marbles boy!"
GOOD GOD!
Forget the marbles boi!!!
“What is going on” had me 😂😂
_”..I’m assuming there’s-yeah …”_
The cinematography in all their skits is truly superb.
Network budgets
3:06 I feel like that wasn’t in the script
At 4:21 it was so funny how he was just acting like a little kid 😂
Also I love the dramatic music 🤣
"Forget the marbles, BOIII !!"
Those marbles do look beautiful. Wish I had a jar of them right now.
Turbine68 Those are actually rather expensive marbles lol
Whitch SCP is this again?
Whiskey Jade SCP 911
As of this post, your comment is far too underappreciated!
@@CavingIn2022 specifically the OP of this thread, and yours pairs up with it perfectly ^_^
the marbles are the SCP of course
The clacking of the marbles in his mouth as he jumped up and down is perfect
that sketch made me nervous the while time, like what if he laughed and swallowed a bunch of them?!
WithTheBears nothing would really happen, they can easily go through the digestion system without a problem
WithTheBears what's up with clia kids worried all the time
Probably edible
WithTheBears k
They almost definitely weren't real marbles in his mouth
my gag reflex is reacting so hard to this, I hate it
i thought i would be the only one.
RIGHT?! The whole time I was worried about Keegan choking lol. I'd imagine he must have had some kind of oral dam, ensuring he can't accidentally swallow any marbles.
Your gag reflex is reacting to these nuts on your chin.
JoashYoungberg Good reference
Kenny Gates These nuts were a good reference on your chin.
FORGET THE MARBLES, BOY!😁😂😂😂
So everybody gonna just ignore peele name on his desk it says "Winslow Thachet" 😂😂😂
What's the significance?
"foget the marbles boiiii!" XD
why do i feel the same urge to putting them into my mouth?
+Simon high quality jokes right here
Because you are empathetic and felt his joy. Go play some GTA or Skyrim, fix you right up. j/k :D
"GOOD GOD." Such alarm but no yelling these men are amazing
2:34 😂😂😂
how many key & peele video out their I think it been 8 hours since I started watching them and I can't stop !
It's funny but I haven't felt the urge to shove a bunch of marbles into my mouth since I was three. Now it's gonna strike me every time I look at a jar full of fuckin' marbles now. Thanks Key and Peele
Plot twist: The clean up crew choked on the Marbles too...
Mmmm pervy Toby Maguire
Plot twist: the marbles are the clean up crew
Ha!
The score they used in this skit is fantastic.
I love Jordan’s head wobble as he saunters back to his desk
How the hell do they come up with this stuff?
+Wyatt Button drugs
writers and drugs
+mrotsdnas edurad -backwards No shit, how do writers come up with this stuff?
Drugs. Lots of drugs... and some brainstorming sessions
+Wyatt Button i gave them some ideas to run with
I always get worried that what if he had really been choking and they thought he was just acting
kwadwo baidoo He would have reacted more scared and been panicking and if he suffocated he could have just revived him
kwadwo baidoo I think it was real marbles but when he fell back from the chair you could hear the marbles drop out of his mouth that's what I think
IceVeins you can’t just revive someone, that doesn’t always work
An even better ending would be if after he choked on the marbles he turned into a marble and got put in the jar
How did Key manage to do this without chocking for real? Seeing him chugging the jar of marbles is stressing me out.
"What is goin on?, what are you doing?"
+MoldyUniverse Well dont do that....just......just dont do that.
Forget the marbles BOI!!!
Good god!
What is going on?
I don't know why, but that line kills me. XD
OfficialEVANLUTION me too
The way he turns around on a pivot when he says it too
Same though 😂
Right omg lmao
It's like he sensed that there was fuckery afoot. 😂
This gave me so much anxiety. PLEASE DON'T PUT THOSE IN YOUR MOUTH.
Hawkeye's Dog maybe
That's what she said
marbles is a confirmed SCP
I haven't seen this in months if not years, and had completely forgotten. And then, at 12:47 am, I just imagined marbles in my mouth, the smoothnest, the sound..... Damn you peeled what have you done?
this came out less than 1 year ago
ADHD in a nutshell
OMG, this one had me laughing so hard my ribs hurt. These guys are amazing.
These two actors/comideians are absolutely genius. So good at what they do, wow..
(4:01)-(4:07) my favorite part. The visuals the music...you would think you're watching a movie. I love this whole skit.
Those are some good looking marbles... I'll give them that.
Peele looks like the nutty professor
Idk why, but looking at a marble up close is soo satisfying. It just makes you wonder, how are these made?