Non-Scary Movie - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2019
- Two friends leaving a horror movie talk about how unaffected they were by the scary parts.
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That “Please Stop” killed me LMAO
Cuz thats stooooopid
Dying.
yéad. me too :D
Lmaooooooo same here
Lol
Scariest part of this skit is the fact that he parked so far away from the theater.
I live in Boston. In Boston that would be an excellent parking spot close to the movie theater.
It's not actually very far. It's a real cinema in Highland park, LA. The carpark is around the back.
You know, that's how it go that's how it go
@@raam726 yeah yeah
That’s free parking right there
This dude couldn't find a closer parking spot
You ever lived in New York? A 3 minute walk for 2 hour free parking? I'd have fought a demon for that alone.
@@michaelwestmoreland2530 I can only imagine bruh lol
Cus that's stoopid
I was thinking the same shit
That's the stupidest part of the sketch dog
"PLEASE STOP!" lmao, he was terrified for his life.
The way there is no expression change when he jumps into his arms. Classic.
You have 404 likes on the comment. Your comment was not found. God please let nobody like this haha
I’m surprised he didn’t drop him. Lol.
There is no expression change when these nuts jump into your chi....
Wait, wrong skit
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Because it's stooooopid
Thats just what homies do
And he seems Light weight to Key catching and carrying PeeL to the car.
Casually walking around the trashcan was the best part
🥺🥺🥺🥺😆😆😆😆😆
When Jordan grabbed the wall....I was rolling.
If that the best part, their no hope for humanity. The stuff is garbage no matter how many times I try to like them
Nope. At 2:41 when you realise they had both pissed their pants in fear (see the wet marks on their trousers)
Karnage [TDB] TDBK
What's great about this skit is the fear it induces that something horrible really will happen to them. Also, very impressive how Key can carry another grown man, even a few steps, and make it look like nothing.
Well Forest Gump carried his fellow soldiers in combat, after they were shot in a battle! He carried a handful of his injured soldiers!
how astute of you to notice... he is, in fact, a grown ass man
It really really encapsulates that late night exit feel from when I was a kid. Like man us teasing each other while already anxious really didn't help.
Are you 12 years old?
@@originalunoriginal4055 It's been years but I assume Gump was using the correct fireman's carry technique; this is bridal carry which requires more strength.
Does anybody else notice the random burst of light on Key’s right hand at around second 0:54 ?
It was the streetlight hitting his open palm, just really fast
Could be static
it was a demon trying to pull him into hell😳😳
Yes.
"I'll walk you to your car deweg"
"Then I'll drive you back to your car doig"
Funniest part. The way he says dog😂😂😂
*Friendship Goals*
“Word!”
Lmaoooo
Not sure if this was intentional but I thought the best part was the license plate with the letters “DOQ”
One of the most accurate skits they've ever done.
Random Guy me after watching a movie where people make eye contact before getting married
It's accurate because you always thinks fuck that's just happened in the movie let's not cross that path
Random Guy it’s really a basic skit not that brilliant calm down
@@alecsanderfuentes3913 it's just a funny comment, calm down
@@alecsanderfuentes3913 lol calm your tits
One of the lesser fun parts of being an adult is that horror movies rarely able to make you feel paranoid anymore, I really miss being a kid.
True. The recent smile movie got me like that. I watch a lotta scary movies and that one got me good even after i left.
@@zionaleem8795 Ooh I haven't watched it, might give it a try later! I think the last horror movie I've watched that kinda creeped me out is Autopsy of Jane Doe and that was years ago. Lol
@@xxLonniExx You should. I wouldn’t say it’s a top 5 scary movie but definitely better than anything I’ve seen come out in the last ten years or soo. I was acting just like the dudes in this video lol
@@zionaleem8795 I will! Haha, thank you for the recommendation.
OH! Preaching to the choir! I was ruminating on that.
I've seen "Autopsy of Jane Doe" and "Hereditary" and those were good...but I recognize that they were good despite getting a modicum of chills.
The detail of adding water to their pants to make it look like they peed themselves 🤣🤣 Too good
props to Keegan for physically carrying Peele that long lol thats a real friend right there.
NAHH
HE WAS JUST BEING STOOOPID
Oooh shots..subtle. Peele just made his own movie so I dont think he needs anymore carrying at the moment..
Maybe you are just too weak to carry another human like that?
I wonder how many times they did that. Looked so natural.
That long jump into the bed after you turned the lights off so you wouldn't get dragged under the bed.
lol
Brian Hartman I thought 💭 I was the only one do that
or when you sit in the shower for 9 hours balled up naked because theres a demon standing outside the curtains whispering your name and flushing the toilet to fuck with the water temperature
@@samuelaurora3632 Consequences.
@@buckybarnes7278 😂😂
Get a friend whose arms you can jump into with nary an expression change.
How long he keeps carrying him made me laugh.
And after this, Peele decided to make his own scary movies.
I was really uninterested in horror movies untill I saw one of Peele's movies. That man has serious talent
are they that scary tho
@@gokhaneken7553 they are
Epic Brah i think that they are more of a thriller rather than horror
@@mukhtarally9667 naaaaah man they re stuuuupppiiiiiiiiid stupid stupid
They damn near did a full vehicle search for when they got to the car.
😂😂😂
Damn near? They did!
You have to check if there's someone in the back seat. That's horror 101 right there. What you don't check your back seat after watching a horror movie?
pfffft @@dreadcthulhu5... STUPIIIIID !!!
(Ｉ ｃｈｅｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｇｉｎｅ ｔｈｏ．．．)
@@maloxi1472 Ummm... okay.
0:33 they not even saying Dawg anymore it's doig 😂
Doig, man's best friend lol
That's the headspace of every "tough" dude
“I’ll walk you to your car”
“Yeah, then Ima drive you back to your car”
Corby Dorian I- lmaooo, just wanted to quote smth funny, guess I forgot to finish my comment, people quote things from videos all the time, you’ll see them so I don’t think there’s a reason for you to reply to them lololol
@Corby Dorian Lighten up dawg
Corby chill tf out bro...
Corby Dorian bro shut the fuck up and stop bein a little bitch. Cheer the fuck up you miserable ass.
Nehemiah Cha yooo I’ve never met another one
*Dang, how far did they park? Like 2 miles away from the damn cinema dog*
Anything for free & legal parking!
That's all part of the skit which is fucking genius !!!!
Doig*
Lmfao I just posted that before I saw this lmfao
@@capesavage2 🤣🤣🤣
When me and my ex watched paranormal activity in theaters, I had to play it off like I wasn’t creeped the hell out. This was accurate
same, but I actualy jumped at annabelle in the theater when I was next to her lol..she found it funny and was far less scared than me.
@@vladraduandrei5227😂
well i didn't see it in theaters i saw the first version of it...and it was more realistic..i just thought the chick went crazy... freaked me the hell out..cuz it was stupiddddddddd lol no for real it was scary
Paranormal activity was stoooobid!
They go back home.
"And then when the demon is hiding behind the shower curtains. STUPID."
Proceeds to pour gasoline in bathroom.
"PLEASE STOP" lol you can hear the fear in his voice!
😂😂😂
"cuz it's stupid"
That "PLEASE STOP!!"
You could hear the horror in his voice.
Onso-kumaru SO FUNNY!!!
this should have a prequel. i want to see their reactions while watching the scary movie
Lmao I like how Key flicked off Peele at 2:15😂😂😂
I’m starting to believe Peele was behind all the skits that are horror related.
Elijah Al Malik hahah yeah, I’ve been thinking that’s pretty likely as well
Probs yeah probs probs
I know its farfetched, but some things are never too crazy
Elijah Al Malik I don't know which is which to be honest
@@tag627 key=tall bald man peele=other one
I watched this 3 times and only realised now that they pissed their pants
Same
Rewatched it and they did right when they started checking out the car for any spoopy ghosts That's when it happened lol
Because you're stoooooooooooopiiiiiiiiiiiiid
Blasted captions.
Same 😂😂
I just noticed how strong Keegan is after watching this skit several times.
People after Nope
When you watched "us" even though you're the director
When he’s checking under the car and saying “Stooooooopid” lmaaoooooo
M 98 haha referring back to the daughter 😂😂it was perfect timing
Nobody has the ability to make a 3 minute video this intense with just pure acting.. yet they do it all the time
They both peed their pants quite literally and that's hilarious 😂😂😂
Me after watching scary RUclips videos late at night.
Hell yeah! My children were gone for the weekend when I first saw the "Us" trailer and when I realized how scared I was I was nervously cracking up at the same time as I turned all the lights on...it was 4 o'clock in the damn day time!
find any good ones?
lol I don't think I've ever done that out of my home or with anyone other than myself though
Me when I use to watch ghost adventures at night by myself
i dare you watch the 15 experiment event at party by day it's a soul taker hhhhhhhhhhh
Literally lost it when he carried him to his car😂💀
Lmao
You literally lost what?
I hope you find it again
Lol
Best part
The trash can and puddle part 😂😂😂😂
Key & Peele: that movie is not scary
Also key & peele: literally pissed their pants in the end
Their conversation: me taking out the trash in the daytime
Their reactions: me taking out the trash at night
True thing doig
😂
so true
I will honestly leave it till morning
Takin’ out the trash! Takin’ out the trash, at night-
I hate being paranoid after watching scary movies 😂
Same
"PLEASE STOP."
Same
Me being paranoid after literally doing anything
When IT 2017 came out I literally thought “it was kind of scary, but nothing to bad” and that night, in the pitch black of my room, something fell off a shelf and I was sweating bullets
This is the first key and Peele skit I ever watched and I'm watching it ever since
I wanted this skit to never end.
It took me two years to realize they actually peed themselves
That was stuuuupiiiiidddddd
HOLY SHI! I thought that was just the shadow, never mind! Lmao
It was actually the demon puddle that grabbed their crotch. Like someone would literally pee their pants for a skit.
Good eye
Bruh how lol
This is going to be me walking home after watching Jordan new movie 'US'
One day you're going to see your doppelganger and piss your pants.
This WAS me walking home from US
Moonlam you’re an add
waterside ok sure buddy
"That's stupid right there , you can stop right now man , if you just wanted to - PLEASE STOP!"
Notice how Keegan’s face changed subtly when Jordan started to whisper. Damn this man can act.
"PLEASE STOP! Cause it's stupid."
Hahahaha
They uploaded this today cause US is out publicly today, smart. I saw it last night, good movie!
Seeing it tomorrow and I seriously can't wait for it, been avoiding reviews and spoilers! I just know it'll be awesome
@@Mmaatttthheeww that's smart. I never trust reviews, and spoilers always ruin movies
Omg. Omg someone see it with me my friends are wimps
Seeing Us in 2.5 hours and this had me rolling. Perfect timing on releasing this sketch.
@@chrissheets6912 your seeing at 7 too man I cant wait I'm watching at AMC in fl
Honestly the movie they were describing sounds pretty dope. A demon who literally possesses anything and can Jill you with it.
Like imagine you are walking and all the sudden it the ground opens up and swallows you whole and crushes you with the concrete, or if you’re driving when the metal of the car starts fusing into your skin.
Pretty horrifying the more you think about it.
I always spend more time reading the comments on a key and peele skit than actually watching it.
Finding a Key and Peele unwatched video, Is like finding a possessed diamond in a trash-can.
Except it’s not STUPID
By a puddle of water
So a bad thing?
Yeah copying someone’s comment and change a little bit to make it not obvious
Finding one of these comments is like finding a blade of grass on my lawn.
Plottwist: There is No ghost in the car, *it's in Peele*
_that's why he was acting possessed_
1:55 When your baby makes the heaving sound before it cries 😂
I do not speak English. But i love Key & Peele so i watch them over and over again without boring.
Kinda impressed Key can carry Peele for a whole block
*#lolz*
@Kai McCook STFU
hollywoodshopaholic Or 9 feet for the filming.
They look alot like Mr garvey and Timothy tho
Peele is like an average weight and Key has some muscles, it's not that impressive
You don’t know scared until you get a house with a basement and have to turn all the lights off then run upstairs😂
I’m 15 and my room is in the basement, it really isn’t that scary, although I would do that before I moved to the basement bc my basement is unfinished other than my room and before junior high it was creepy as hell to me.
😂😂😂😂
I had a room with the only light switch all the way across the room from where the bed was, and not a single thing on the floor by the bed to block or even slow down tentacles.
@@kschmadeka 🤣🤣🤣
@@chasecook6994 watch A Haunting in Connecticut.
This is by far my favourite skit of them lol
The looking under the car had me rolling😂😂😂😂
This was me an my best friend in junior school after watching the exorcist 😂😂
😂😂😂
Stoopid! Haha 😂
😂😂😂 childhood!!
That movie is still scary to me. It haunts me, especially watching the deleted scenes. If that happened to me I would be out the nearest window
@@williamkirk7781 pussy
So is nobody gonna talk about that their pants were wet at the end😂
@@endrina425 what
Facts bro like wtff
I don't think many people were looking at their crotches bro
Yeah, they pissed themselves... laughin' at how STUPID the movie is!
Lol didnt see that tbh.
Best comedy duo I've ever seen.
Key & peele, friendship goals.
Innocent Bystander: How was the movie?
Key & Peele: SSSSSSSTUUUUUUUPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!
Me after watching “Us” and having my friend walk me back to my house
Are you sure it was your friend
Got 5 on it?
It wasnt that scary😅
Really it wasn't even scary
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
This legit makes me miss those nights coming out of the movies with myself friends. Can’t wait to start to go back to the theater.
Them pissing their pants was a nice touch 😂 Great skit
So Peele’s next film is gonna be demon puddle with hell hounds and possessed car?
ashesfrombones don’t forget the trash can
Lol!
Still better than get out
can't wait.
lol Probably.
Then all of a sudden Meegan jumps out from behind the tree. The scariest moment of all.
Hey knock that off. Some of us wanna try and sleep tonight.
That would be scary. Remember she and her bff killed a bunch of puppies in horrifically scary ways.
Who?
But Meegan your jacket
“PLEASE STOP” “yeah”
This has got to be one of their funniest skits. Can't stop laughing the first time I watched this. The true LMAO 😂
I love how they upload this a day before Us
Reupload
Thor Odinson I know but it’s still a upload
@@wafflensyrup yeah but you forgot to put re on it
@Thor Odinson It doesn’t make it wrong to say upload
Main reason I clicked it
"Man, that was like a ROMANTIC COMEDY!"😂😂😂😂
This is one of my first Key&Peele sketch I've seen
I’m excited for this kind of performance for Wendell and Wild.
*STUUUUUUPIIIID, ahahaha* when they hop the puddle funniest thing
*#lolz*
This how Jordan come up with “us” the movie.
This is how these nuts come up with "us" on your ch... Wait, wrong skit. Because it's stoooopid
Can't believe I never picked this up until now, but both of them pissing themselves in the end is a killer touch😂
2:10 Key's laugh got me rollin! 😂😂😂
SO STUPUD!!! 😂😂😂
2:42 😂 they pissed themselves.
1:25 That scene where Jordan jumped into Keegan's hand was absolutely hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. It's so _STUPID_
The way Key easily carries Peele I'm impressed it doesn't even look like he's trying.
I can't get enough of y'all stuff
This sketch did not need Key to have a slick goatee. At all.
But I'm here for it.
Every Key&Peele skit is so rewatchable dammit
Yubin Kim I Miss this Show
That echoing 'please stop'..😆🤣🤣🤣
Peele jumping into Key’s arms & him just carrying him down the street was straight stoooo-pid😂😂😂
The reaction people will have leaving the theatres after US 😂😈🔥
^proving the point of the entire skit
@Jamal King fuck outta here
Jamal King you tripping tripping
Nia Chin
Us wasn't even scary. It was more like a comedy
Actually how I act after seeing a scary movie
I've lost track of time and I'm lost in Key and Peele skits and they're not ending
Me and my brother like to do this bit whenever we watch one of Jordan Peele's horror movies.
*THEY REALLY KNOW PEOPLE INSIDE AND OUT*
*THAT'S LITERALLY ME AFTER WATCHING EVERY HORROR MOVIE*
Well, yeah, they’re kinda, well... I don’t know how to put this simply... they’re people.
Nehemiah Zo 💀
Lmao 😂😂 are you really? I'm always the one like omg I'm scared 😨😂
Toughen up
I’m glad I’m not a guy. Y’all have to act so tough 😂🤣 - I just steer clear and watch my romance movies
1:55 when my friends try to pretend to be possessed when I was a kid, and wasnt sure if they were joking or not.
Bro this was way too relatable this is basically how I act whenever I watch a scary movie or hear a scary story
they reenact moments in our life that we dont wanna admit
Reupload I still watches again tho
" I still watches" 🤔
@@moonrock9847 It's a reference to how the movie valet characters talk
@@moonrock9847
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😴
Same
2:10 that laugh when you actually really scared.
This is so great! Love this stuff man. Guy's. You are thee best 👌
peele took this one to heart