Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23😊❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊❤❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤
if you break a bone, dont call 911. drive yourself, or have someone drive you to the ER. if those arent options, get an uber, 911 wont do anything for you , aside from charging you $2500 for a ride
My wife fell down once and got a black eye. When people would ask about her eye, I’d respond “she don’t listen”. Apparently I’m the only person who finds that kind of humor funny. 😂
My bf accidentally dropped a hammer on my foot giving me a huge bruise and a lil limp when ppl asked about it I would say "he threw a brick at me cause I got mouthy"
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23😊❤❤❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊❤❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊
My wife slipped at work and sprained her shoulder. Took her to the ER and they were staring daggers at me and asking her how it happened MANY times. Like, dude, It happened at WORK. MULTIPLE people signed off on how it happened. What the FUCK.
Christina: (falls, injurs herself) I don't want to be a bother, but... Tom: The tone of his voice is making me uncomfortable. I can't catch a break. Classic Tom.
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23
The Tom Segura skit comes to mind. My wife fell down the stairs. Husbands are always the first to get blamed. But to be fair statistically it’s more likely to be the husband
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23❤😊❤
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23😊
Yeah, no one wants to make that call. No stairs in the apartment, and we’ve decided to only have single floor homes from now on for other reasons. But I didn’t even think about this before.
How many people do you think don't understand that most of this is extremely exaggerating or outright made up Like, the story at base, probably happened, but there have got to be people who really think he tried ignoring the screaming
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus! John 3:16 Romans 6:23😊❤
you called the paramedics for that? Here's what you do, help or carry her in the car, drive to the closest E.R. and let them take care of her. I would have smacked you for calling the EMTs.
She was at the bottom of the stairs with probably no exit out. He was also injured and their no way she could support herself up so he'd either have to carry her or she leans her full weight on him while hopping on one foot up the stairs which could make them both fall. Also sound like she had a concussion should be seen as soon as possible
He used it correctly. You seem to be the one who doesn't know what it means. That's called irony, which is probably another word you pretend to know the meaning of.
@@rawx485norm mcdonald, dave Chappelle. Bill burr, and i can go on. Tom is overrated trash. He's only known because of rogan, and if you clean with washcloths then he problably hates you lmao.
This is why I don't like tom Segura. The only time I laughed on his podcast is when bert was laughing & making fun of him when they keep watching the video of him trying to play basketball & broke his arm.
"He would never hurt me" ~ best wife ever😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Oh dude and if you know her personality, she trolled the fuck out of him. Well played girl…well played
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23😊❤
"GAWD...DAMMIT!" 😂
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊❤❤
@@christianweatherbroadcastingJesus rejected meteorology and described it as witchcraft, that is clear in the New Testament.
Really cool to see how his delivery has evolved over the years.
Guy is funny as hell.
His timing makes it genius
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊❤
This whole stand up special was hilarious 🤣
Where can I get full clip?
@@fauziyafarook9504 Netflix if you have that
@@fauziyafarook9504of the bit? Or the whole special? It's in Netflix
What's the special called?
@@yoyodud67111 I think it's called the Sledgehammer or something
She's super chatty.....I know I know man 🤣
Such a throwaway line but so funny haha
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤
if you break a bone, dont call 911. drive yourself, or have someone drive you to the ER. if those arent options, get an uber, 911 wont do anything for you , aside from charging you $2500 for a ride
Yes, and dont go to a friggin urgent care with shattered ribs or a broken arm..
My wife fell down once and got a black eye. When people would ask about her eye, I’d respond “she don’t listen”. Apparently I’m the only person who finds that kind of humor funny. 😂
My bf accidentally dropped a hammer on my foot giving me a huge bruise and a lil limp when ppl asked about it I would say "he threw a brick at me cause I got mouthy"
Hilarious
It’s probably because you say “don’t” instead of “didn’t”
No your not😂😂
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23😊❤❤❤
Look, this kind of love starts AFTER the 15 year mark!!!! 😂😂😂
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊❤
Tom Segura is just hilarious. ... 🤣 😂😂
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊❤❤
That was the morphine talking that the medics gave her!!!!! 😂😂
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊
My wife slipped at work and sprained her shoulder. Took her to the ER and they were staring daggers at me and asking her how it happened MANY times.
Like, dude, It happened at WORK. MULTIPLE people signed off on how it happened. What the FUCK.
Meanwhile, women who really are abused get zero help.
So did she tell her side of the story yet?
Yep it's in her last special
Yeah, she was pushed..
@@TheDewaltBoy You know that was a joke right? She wasn't serious.
@@chrisjackson1215 She wasn't?!
She also talks about it on Your Mom’s House podcast. Just search YMH Christina’s fall or ankle
Christina: (falls, injurs herself) I don't want to be a bother, but...
Tom: The tone of his voice is making me uncomfortable. I can't catch a break.
Classic Tom.
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊❤
Doctor: She’s super chatty
Tom: I know you should see her at home ☕️
Doctor: ☕️
Saw him in Dallas a few weeks ago, he was absolutely hilarious
funny as hell.
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23
Such great delivery and material! Hilarious!
Remember when he shattered himself while trying to dunk?
Funniest moment ever caught on camera
It was kinda hard to watch 🤢
He literally referenced at the beginning of this video. Did you even watch it?
Shit is so funny 😂
The Tom Segura skit comes to mind. My wife fell down the stairs. Husbands are always the first to get blamed. But to be fair statistically it’s more likely to be the husband
Im in tears😂😂
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23❤😊❤
I see a lot of resemblance with Chris D'elia but Tommy's jokes are hella fresh and funny.
😂 omg 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23😊
Thanks this guy is funny I subscribed
He lookks like a different person after weight loss
She doesn't wash her legs; probably left a skidmark.
I broke my ankle by slipping and falling on my deck and they asked in the ER if it was DV
I mean, it's a valid question to ask because you never know. Some people are actually in that situation.
4:13 Shut up
She's super chatty..you should see her at home 😅
Yeah, no one wants to make that call. No stairs in the apartment, and we’ve decided to only have single floor homes from now on for other reasons. But I didn’t even think about this before.
😂
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Pooor Christina…. 😢
How many people do you think don't understand that most of this is extremely exaggerating or outright made up
Like, the story at base, probably happened, but there have got to be people who really think he tried ignoring the screaming
Imagine your wife breaks her ankle and you make it about you
*prompted
Why would it be prompted. He's literally saying that she was unprompted aka unassisted or not being encouraged.
*idiot
Because she only said anything after he said, "they are all accusing me of hurting you."
@@LadyEowyn nobody accused him lol, it was unprompted. Nobody told her to do that, hence unprompted
@poetiks the video spelled unprompted wrong. I think he was just correcting that.
Me trips putting pillows on kids bed
Looks like I slapped the kids bum.
Try and explain the situation it sounds like a lie
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Fat Segura was much funnier.
I fell in the shower got a black eye everyone asked if it was my bf I was shocked. Poor thing got strange looks bc I’m a clutz
This guy simply recycles stuff from Your Mom's House.
I love YMH, I cringe at his stand-up.
Jesus is the only way. We have all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins that may seem small in our eyes are big in God's and are worthy of Hell, such as lying lusting and stealing. But if we repent and trust only in Jesus, he is faithful and will save us from Hell and give us eternal life in Heaven. Trust in Jesus!
John 3:16
Romans 6:23😊❤
you called the paramedics for that? Here's what you do, help or carry her in the car, drive to the closest E.R. and let them take care of her. I would have smacked you for calling the EMTs.
She was at the bottom of the stairs with probably no exit out. He was also injured and their no way she could support herself up so he'd either have to carry her or she leans her full weight on him while hopping on one foot up the stairs which could make them both fall. Also sound like she had a concussion should be seen as soon as possible
Damn this is sad boring
Weak
His worst special and he lost a lot fans by bragging to the "Poors" like an unironic Cartman.
Im just one of the poors who own a washcloth, am I allowed to laugh?
😂😂😂😂 nice one very original
He doesn't know what the word "unprompted" means.
I think YOU don't know what unprompted means.
Unprompted means he didn’t ask her to do that…. So…. Not sure you know what it means
That is textbook use of the word, literally no one and nothing "prompted" her to say that and she said it anyway, thus it was unprompted
He used it correctly. You seem to be the one who doesn't know what it means. That's called irony, which is probably another word you pretend to know the meaning of.
You're wrong lol
He's preparing us for the real deal.. right after he mentions his IG algorithm being nothing but redrum....
P. S. He ain't funny.
This isn't his best story, orcfunniest, but I'm sure it's still much better than whatever you call comedy.
He's a comedian.
P. S. noone asked.
@@rawx485norm mcdonald, dave Chappelle. Bill burr, and i can go on. Tom is overrated trash. He's only known because of rogan, and if you clean with washcloths then he problably hates you lmao.
@@Mizzexeeveryone is a "comedian" these days homie.
@@michaelpelzek8882
So so true..
This is why I don't like tom Segura. The only time I laughed on his podcast is when bert was laughing & making fun of him when they keep watching the video of him trying to play basketball & broke his arm.
I don't listen to podcasts but I'll say Tom>bert in standup all day every day
Bert and his fake laugh are cancer
why would you click on something/ somebody you don't like??????????? simply to complain?
Shut up bitch
So why don’t you like him?
Sweet husband
About as funny as cancer.
This guys sucks at comedy. Great podcaster though
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Lol
Lol