Tom Segura - Every Family has one Stupid Person
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2024
- #TomSegura on being American in Canada, ordering the same food at restaurants, and forcing connections with strangers.
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How the crowd missed that wedding food joke is beyond me lol
probably since polyamorous families are the new norm in the west, and satire doesn't exist anymore :(
All the smart family members stayed at home that night.
American crowd 🤣
@@kdvr766 is your name Brian? Because he called them canadians.
@@twraoylnledyou8511 you deaf or just didnt get the first joke?
My sister. She laughs at a joke 3 times; once when it's told, once when it's explained, and once when she finally gets it.
I felt this
Your sister sounds fun 😂
🤣
Is she blonde
At least she laughs, a bunch, this crowd couldn't even do that. Chick sounds like fun, or at least shes trying to have some.
The most natural delivery I have ever seen.
Tom makes you feel like you could do stand-up.
@@bill_lumbergh I can run a marathon, it just might take me a month to complete
Makes you feel like you could do stand up, you don’t speak for me bro.
@@paulrevere2928 this guy can't do stand up
To everyone who is dissing the OP, what they meant was that the delivery felt as natural as normal conversation, they weren't trying to imply standup is easy.
That’s because he’s not funny
“He’s out back, tryna figure shit out”
Me: And I took that personally
😂😂😂 damn I can relate
Lmfao facts like damn I had to walk back inside
🤣
Right? Lol.
I’m trying my hardest
"Thank you, guys. You were a lot of fun."
Now THAT'S humorous, Tom.
Holy shit, what a wet blanket of a crowd!
It wasn't that funny, pretty predictable, and no, I can't do better
Well they are Canadian
@@Kostadin_Arolski quit being a Cajun
@@Kostadin_Arolski nah it’s funny lol
The whole "good crowd" thing doesn't really work outside of the US. The way it usually works is the crowd base their reactions off of how they feel about the performance. How they're "supposed" to react is only a very minor concern in most cultures.
In fact, if you find yourself next to someone who squeals and shouts too much during a performance you're supposed to deck them or at the very least throw your drink at them.
if i'm
struggling to think who the dumbest person in my family is, does that mean its me?
Yup
most likely
Let's be honest it's all of us
Are you American? If so, it’s all of you. (I am American.)
Lots of competition
This was funny, Tough crowd though
Exactly what I was thinking. This crowd sucks!
Yep
Some of the jokes are old though, so there's just a chance most of them had already heard them.
@@getshwifty3101 That doesn't excuse anything. I've heard those jokes many times and still laugh at them. It's a sad existence IMHO if you can only laugh at a joke once.
Canadians
His brilliant jokes are just flying over their heads.
i don't think that's it
i think it's the underlining sociopathic theme to them that rubs people the wrong way
over their Canadian heads.*
Canadians
@@elduderino7767 it's not sociopathic, it's impolite. Canadians are super high in politeness, so jokes at another person's expense or jokes about doing socially unacceptable behaviors (i.e. all friended up), make them cringe lol
@@rachel4339 invariably it's a combination of both depending on the individual... but i doubt many people are missing the punchline
i suspect even canadians would laugh at a well engineered joke even if it's impolite - the thing is this guys jokes are much darker and go well beyond straddling the line of whats polite or not... they are so dark and lack any balance/levity that you kind on need to have sociopathic tendencies to really appreciate them
i am sure he is the funniest guy ever as long as you're a bit of a sociopath - which he almost certainly is
Ordering the same thing as another person at a restaurant is very different from your little brother always picking the same fighter as you in Mortal Kombat lol
Your brother is a Chad that wants a true 1v1 to prove who is the superior gamer. Never turn down a 1v1 mirror match in any game.
So why did you play for the character loser picks a new one have a firts to 5 lol
Thats actually a very similar analogy... Only difference in principal there is how frequent you play the game...
Why didn't you just kick his ass for real?
Tribots the shit though, I'm the older brother
My favorite part about watching Tom is when he comes across these towns of people who have zero idea who he is, what a master
Love you jeans
I've had no idea who he was at the start of this set... now I know he is a comic who I never want to see ever again. What a master indeed.
@@StormcloudLive amazing 🤣
Hey I mean, he's definitely not for everybody 🤣
Tbf you can tell this was probably a decade ago
@@StormcloudLive I guess you're not a fan of comedy then lol he's been well known in comedy for at least 15 years.
That set just proves that being a comic is very difficult. Tom seemed like he was sweating there for a minute.
Because he’s so boring and unfunny
@@Nonamegoodsir4332 uhuh 😐
@@Nonamegoodsir4332 What's it like to be continuously constipated? Do you think it has anything to do with that large stick up your bum?
@@Nonamegoodsir4332 you must have been one of the crowd.
@@Nonamegoodsir4332 Another one bites the dust!
This was funnier than the crowd suggests. Must have been one of those days when every single person in the crowd knew the same person who died that day
ya when he did these jokes in his special the crowd loved it.
he's a great comedian for sociopaths
sure you can be dark and we can all find humour in the absurdity of it all but when it's a continuous underlining theme throughout the jokes it's not really worth your energy
to get the most out of him you need to have sociopathic tendencies
Tf are u on about. He’s talking bout relatable subjects lol
@@elduderino7767 agreed.
@@shaylajade9937 i love dark humour but this was way darker than just dark
the joke about getting a hard on whilst driving past a corpse he buried is beyond sociopath territory, it's the deep fantasy of a serial killer
if i am with anyone who can relate to that joke then i've probably got them all wrong, talk about red flags
Why does Just for Laughs always have the worst crowd? do they think standup is a try not to laugh challenge?
Because Tom is not funny . Never has been . Just listen to Rogan's "Sober October" shows . Tom cannot hold a candle to Joe , Ari ,or Burt .
@@strateshooter1402 I listen to Joe's podcast almost daily and if you think he's funnier than Tom, you've got some weird taste.
@@strateshooter1402 idk what kind of humor you got, but tom is (IMO) the funniest active stand up comic on the scene right now
@@strateshooter1402 My guy just said Ari is funnier than Tom Segura.. Foh.
Because, Canada.
My family must be unique because we don't just have one dumb person, we have like 5, was 6 but due to the extreme stupidity of the 6th it became 5.
I think the dumb/idiot person in my family would probably be me. Why? This isn't family related, but school related. Apparently, we are in that time of the school year again where volleyball comes into play. Of course, instead of a normal ball, we get a large one so it's fair for everyone. However, the goal was to keep the ball from hitting the ground in a circle. Plot twist: I was the reason everyone lost, two days in a row. First time was because I thought the ball was directed for someone else, when it was directed to me. It was too late before I even realized who was supposed to get the ball. The second time, was because I was behind somebody in case it goes father than them, so I was be the backup. However, when I had to hit it, it somehow went downwards because like I said, I'm just the incompetent b*stardly dumb@$$ who can't really do anything. Of course, people were screaming at me and were all like "(my name)!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!", and "YOU'RE THE REASON WE ALL LOST, YOU SON OF A-".
This just in, I'm just a curse, and no, I'm not over-exaggerating, those are the exact words they said.
@@TheBuilderPro2024 it's ok, if it weren't for stupid people noone would be considered smart. Happy Holidays, dumba$$! 😆 Just kidding of course, stupid people are generally happy, so it sounds like you are being too hard on yourself
Rip
Maybe they were the smart one to get out the earliest
Please tell me the story?
"Thank you very much, you're a lot of fun"... but no, they in fact weren't a lot of fun
Just once, I'd like to hear a comedian say "That's all the time I have, you guys were an awful crowd!"
@@BackwoodsFilms check out bill burr in philly video
@@BackwoodsFilms I once heard a comedian say "You're welcome, everybody. I was great! Goodnight!"
Can't remember who it was at all, though.
Yeah I think he was being a little VERY sarcastic lol
I'm pretty sure the last joke was for the crowd. Tom talking about forcing a relationship that just isn't there and then walks out lmao.
3:30 No one laughed at the funniest joke in this skit, but it was 'what are we going to eat at the wedding.'
I thought the "staring at the sun" was the funniest line
I know! That was so hilarious and there was just dead silence.
I guarantee the average person would register that as a throwaway line and not the perfectly timed call back that it is
Are peoples speakers working? They laughed.
I don't get it ...
“Ah man I was gonna get that” lmao I do that all the time at restaurants and people have the same responses it’s great 😂
I just don't want people to think that I copied someone else's order.
@@brianb2783 Even if you do it's 100% okay. Anyone that says otherwise is the strange person. (Who requests bad food?)
I’m the I was gonna get that guy
You must be the one in the family 😂 (all jokes)
Tough crowd, I laugh so hard when I watch this. Can only imagine what would make these guys laugh.
I truly think his humor is so subtle and well delivered many just don't even hear the joke.
Canadians aren't as smart as they think they are: for one they live in Canada year round.
When I was in America a waitress at a local diner in California asked us where we came from and we answered the Netherlands, she proceeded to ask with complete sincerity if we had electricity there. Holy shit.
Well….do you?
@@cadenbrust636 of course not we use steam power
Wut
@@YiaMdj thats badass
she probably thought you meant the nether in minecraft
Wow the crowd was tough here. This bit is from his comedy album White Girls with Cornrows. On the album the crowd was loving it.
It might just be the audio mixing
They’re Canadian.🤔😂😂😂😂
@@mikemhoon for real tho... they have a different sense of humor. just like the brits. i dont get british humor a lot of the time tbh 🤣
"I'm all friended up" has become one of my go-to responses when people want to hang out.
😂😂😂😂
In my family we are all stupid, we just take turns being the stupid leader.
That’s how it should be
😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Classic
"I like to sit on furniture" ,really got me🤣🤣
He is killing it but man the Canadian excitement about standup is something else 🤣
That shit was funny, Tom had a tough crowd.
I've done a bunch of local standup in Australia - There are these 'polite crowds' that you get sometimes, who will just silently laugh to themselves, but afterwards they come up to you and say "Wow it was such a great show, I thought you were so funny". At the time, the person performing is visibly sweating or confused, and even saying stuff like "Ok I guess you didn't like that one?" because no one laughed out loud, but in reality everyone had a great time, they were just too polite to make a lot of noise because they are worried about being obnoxious.
*I only tell my friends what time it is* 🤣 had me sideways
Yeah he’s out back breaking his arm trying to dunk a basketball
Damn that crowd sucks, they must’ve put wolf as the smartest animal
🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
This is more than 8 years old and still holds up!! Parts are from his 2014 special.. Crowd sucks, the only big laugh he got was when he changed the joke to say Montreal instead of L.A
My favorite saying is "I stopped taking new friends in 93'"
Flashback to Tom laying broken and drunk on the floor ....... it's you , isn't it Tom .
He is one of the best comedians right now. Doesn’t get the credit he deserves.
I know Canada has electricity and I’m American. I’m sure in the next few decades they will have indoor plumbing.
One of my great uncles (grandpas brother idk the actual term) used to have an outhouse way way past the point of it being dated cause he thought going to the bathroom in the house was unnatural and disgusting
Isn’t it crazy to think that his closer at this time was just a middle joke in “completely normal”? It’s awesome to see the progress he’s made, not only on the bit but also the performance, from fast talking to propping a foot on the speaker. Love it
Just for Laughs crowds are always terrible. Never fails.
Definitely was a tough crowd I would of been pissing myself if I was there
Coincidentally, Tom also knows a family that sells furniture in Denver. 🤣
Lmao
I get that!
Tom has the best laugh when he starts cracking up
Tom has always looked like he’s 20 years older than he actually is❤️❤️
Which is why everyone in his dorm had him buy beer for them lol
I got a sister in law that is the dumbest person I've ever met. She was boiling eggs one time and asked my wife "when do the eggs get soft?" Yeah that's right. She actually thought the egg shells got soft after you boiled them. We looked at each other and laughed harder then I've ever laughed in my life. She's dumb as a stack of rocks.
Wow what a fantastic crowd
Every person in that room is the stupid cousin 🤣 Tom is one of the best!
Tom was such a surprise in Vegas for the Chappell Rogan shows it was amazing!
Hands up. That's me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
Tom is always great!
Good god it’s baby Tom
Brian sounds like a chill dude, Tom should let the guy be.
I'd rather chill with Brian than Tom, any day. I'd rather spend my time trying to decide what the smartest animals are than to listen to some deranged guy with a superiority complex tell disturbing, borderline sociopathic "jokes."
BIKES!!!!
"Hold! Mah! Pocket!"
I'm all friended up. Oh Tom you so silly
I’m autistic so I’m probably both the smartest and dumbest person in my family 😂
The best part he missed to say was how his cousin Brian thinks he is an inventor.
1:47 the quick smirk killed me haha
I always thought I was the dumb one....then my 35 year old sister had to go to the emergency room for almost ripping her toe off while standing on an escalator. Mom took it hard.
talk about a toe jam on the escalator......
Dam, I guess you were really lucky she was standing in front huh?
Seems like Tom is testing new material (interwoven with existing). The jokes stop short, and not because of the tough crowd. He's working on some genius skits.
1st time hearing that skit.. so good
"Talk amongst yourselves yourselves" 🤣🤣🤣
"Every Family has one Stupid Person..." if you don't know who it is... I got bad news for you...
--- LOL
“Thank you guys so much you were a lot of fun!” No they weren’t
Neither was he.
Love it Tom! Everybody wants a connection
“We’re 2 for 2. I have shoes on, do you have shoes on?!” 🤣💀😭
Funny dude
This crowd angers me. Very funny Tom Kreisher!
My favorite comic
I saw him live last year. Never laughed so hard in my life
Honestly the funniest shit you've done is that dunk attempt that had me rolling do it again
Smoke Show Tommy Buns! This was a couple months after he od'd on ghb ;)
keep feathering it, brother
@@lambchop3916 Goodmorning Julia 😘
Very funny! Need to see this guy on tour
see this is the best part.. around four minutes he all said what we wanna say.. legend Tom.
Anyone that makes the music after the video 25 decibels louder than the video should just hang up the hat.
Damn his timing has gotten so much better. Crowd with stuff don't get me wrong but this was not too far from being a bomb and it was mainly due to timing.
"Hey man!"
"Nope."
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
He was a lot of fun, the crowd tho....all funned out that day !!
Bryan's just an ENTP, we're like that to everyone.
Tom’s looking skinnier than ever!?
This is from a long time ago
Well, Ever must be fking HUGE!
Can’t wait to see you in sac bud!!!
When I’m having a bad day, I pull up the clip of Segura playing basketball and lmao.
I'm off for today's daily viewing.
Cheers for the reminder.
Look, I like Tom too he gets plenty of laughs from me especially watching him on podcasts... but i feel like a lot of you are acting like this set was HILARIOUS just to be supportive when if we are being honest it was a rather weak set. And that is OK.
my late brother kirk would argue with me over ridiculous shiznit that often made no sense. and sometimes he sounded as if he had spun things soooo much, that he began to believe his crap.
it often sounded stupid, but i think he started off spewing and then believing in it.
its stupid alright. he’s gone now, but i’d love to hear him tell me again that ‘spending money on a credit card, actually makes money’ 😎 true story.
Im sorry for your loss my man. Sucks losing a sibling.
By the way, the pauses he makes. My guess it's a skill he developed. Those pauses are great.
“Don’t stare at the sun” hahahahahah
That crowd would rather hear SJW jokes apparently...
First?
Hahaheehee lol you beat everyone congratulations
@@seosamh.forbes hahah i saw it whitout comments, was weird, thats why the q mark hahahha
My entire family,(including me) is stoopid.
Yeah that’s me, especially the restaurant thing
the biden family has hunter and joe, they are excelling in at least this.
Same with the trump family, father like son LOL
@@kingofgrim4761 um.. explain that one. don jr doesnt smoke crack and have a laptop controversy. and even tho trumps words hurt your feelings, the man can talk for hours coherently, whether or not you agree with what hes saying. biden can barely figure out hes awake or not before he spews out jibberish, literally jibberish.
@@Combatzx2 doesn’t mean they’re not stupid
@@ethanmain4794 maybe we are the stupid ones.. cuz both of those groups are rich af, and we are just commenting on their stupidity online.
@@Combatzx2 being rich doesn’t make you smart. We don’t live in a meritocracy. That being said, I agree it’s stupid to spend any time arguing with strangers on the internet. It is pretty fun though
Tom looks sooooo much better right now!
Observational research aka Comedy is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant! Lmao
YOU still can...
Lmao
This crowd was not ready for this 🤣
And it's probably me haha
5:12 😂😂😂 ....”Nope” 💀💀💀
I never not laugh when I watch Tom. He’s hilarious!
Look at that full head of hair lol
Alex Murdaugh is that dude in his family lineage 😂😂
It's nice when you know YOU are the one. Right here, bud! I am exceptionally ordinary/basic and I'm ok with that.
5:50 I never get back, I stayed until the end.......