15 Minutes of Standup from Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025

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  • @haydenpeach3667
    @haydenpeach3667 Год назад +697

    Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.

    • @julieweller6191
      @julieweller6191 Год назад +7

      🎉😂

    • @Takaichi666-
      @Takaichi666- Год назад +10

      He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over

    • @tomandersson5089
      @tomandersson5089 Год назад +7

      yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!

    • @Wangchung405
      @Wangchung405 3 месяца назад

      Tom is an absolute chode

  • @tylerdavis8834
    @tylerdavis8834 Год назад +343

    Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.

    • @sharpe8888
      @sharpe8888 Год назад +5

      Nate Bargatze

    • @IMFxGreatness
      @IMFxGreatness Год назад +4

      Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not

    • @Sweet05cts
      @Sweet05cts 5 месяцев назад

      what a fuckin moron you are, Tyler. I mean, just off the top of my head you got John Goodman, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, John Pinette, etc. The list goes on

  • @darealnukem7775
    @darealnukem7775 Год назад +227

    “I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂

  • @matthewlloyd3651
    @matthewlloyd3651 Год назад +285

    Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!

    • @haydenpeach3667
      @haydenpeach3667 Год назад +8

      EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂

    • @onyxmoonasquad1
      @onyxmoonasquad1 Год назад +6

      He literally is a master at this entire business.

    • @davidkain2464
      @davidkain2464 Год назад +5

      Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Год назад

      He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic

    • @haydenpeach3667
      @haydenpeach3667 Год назад +7

      @@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.

  • @blitzwinger999wright6
    @blitzwinger999wright6 Год назад +1923

    Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses

    • @sarcastaball
      @sarcastaball Год назад +26

      It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber

    • @ravenrockguitars4185
      @ravenrockguitars4185 Год назад +3

      ​@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮

    • @John_Doe3
      @John_Doe3 Год назад

      Must be a Japanese thing

    • @rubenjooste4383
      @rubenjooste4383 Год назад +14

      He's at his peak

    • @bryanlettable
      @bryanlettable Год назад +6

      That's quite funny, you should be on stage

  • @picrete
    @picrete Год назад +39

    Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done.
    I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao

  • @michaelenglish839
    @michaelenglish839 8 месяцев назад +16

    "I'll kick your chest through your back" never gets old. I look up that clip every 3-4 months just go laugh hysterically at his delivery.

  • @SmittyWarbenJagerManJensen
    @SmittyWarbenJagerManJensen Год назад +139

    Best Japanese comic out there!!

  • @JustAWhore
    @JustAWhore Год назад +60

    “Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃”
    “F**K Steve!”
    Poor Steve 😂

  • @vzgsxr
    @vzgsxr 10 месяцев назад +15

    Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂

  • @ianfrazier2338
    @ianfrazier2338 Год назад +64

    Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!

    • @KalleKongo-uf5ei
      @KalleKongo-uf5ei Год назад +2

      And bring me a cheeseburger

    • @Hydra-V
      @Hydra-V Год назад +2

      Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.

  • @noahartis1377
    @noahartis1377 Год назад +13

    8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen

  • @kittenslayer516
    @kittenslayer516 Год назад +44

    Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there

    • @audreymorris2076
      @audreymorris2076 9 месяцев назад

      He should take that as a compliment lol

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 Год назад +29

    Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂

  • @billywright1890
    @billywright1890 Год назад +18

    The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LadyBloodOath
    @LadyBloodOath Год назад +35

    You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically

    • @amyparra1881
      @amyparra1881 6 месяцев назад

      Could have been myself

  • @HeretiCflow
    @HeretiCflow Год назад +136

    Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet

    • @Яфэйсиз2017
      @Яфэйсиз2017 Год назад +2

      In us

    • @mattderringer7404
      @mattderringer7404 Год назад +4

      Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.

    • @HeretiCflow
      @HeretiCflow Год назад +5

      @Mxrelxfe SEGURA!

    • @dylangodfrey4304
      @dylangodfrey4304 Год назад

      ​@@Яфэйсиз2017you you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Год назад

      Nah

  • @Milkydrummer
    @Milkydrummer Год назад +37

    Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…

  • @thsenator267
    @thsenator267 5 месяцев назад +4

    5:44" I'll kick your chest through your back " I am dead and buried 💀 🤣 😂

  • @marissavergara2771
    @marissavergara2771 Год назад +4

    His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36

  • @JF-em6hr
    @JF-em6hr Год назад +15

    Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.

  • @RyanP-nc6om
    @RyanP-nc6om 9 месяцев назад +9

    “I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”

  • @ryansenger408
    @ryansenger408 Год назад +16

    I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.

  • @Hot_cheeto_puffs
    @Hot_cheeto_puffs 3 месяца назад +1

    Sledgehammer was probably one of if not my favorite special from him 😂😂

  • @OldManPaxusYT
    @OldManPaxusYT Год назад +8

    _`The sweetest kiss of all'_
    BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣

  • @kathycassity9896
    @kathycassity9896 10 месяцев назад +38

    Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.

    • @chazcad7319
      @chazcad7319 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cool story brah

    • @xxDR0xx
      @xxDR0xx 9 месяцев назад +1

      What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?

    • @フォグマシン
      @フォグマシン 8 месяцев назад +7

      Think you accidentally posted on the wrong page.

    • @AWZs1Krr
      @AWZs1Krr 6 месяцев назад

      @@chazcad7319😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheDaverobinson
      @TheDaverobinson 4 месяца назад +1

      Cracking gum jobs my guess

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar Год назад +7

    Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.

  • @aaromhernandez9423
    @aaromhernandez9423 Год назад +18

    As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .

  • @BowlerScott
    @BowlerScott Год назад +25

    There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'

    • @Harlza23
      @Harlza23 Год назад +5

      Whoa.

    • @VengeanceN7
      @VengeanceN7 Год назад +4

      Can I tell other people this?

    • @BowlerScott
      @BowlerScott Год назад

      @@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok

    • @brianyarborough3738
      @brianyarborough3738 Год назад +1

      Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.

    • @BowlerScott
      @BowlerScott Год назад

      @@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠

  • @TroyHector-f6g
    @TroyHector-f6g Год назад +2

    One of the better comedians.

  • @jeremybr2020
    @jeremybr2020 Год назад +40

    It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol

    • @matickomel8654
      @matickomel8654 Год назад +6

      when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories

    • @lesleyd2448
      @lesleyd2448 Год назад

      Lol and edibles 😂

  • @ZuzuPatriot
    @ZuzuPatriot Год назад +43

    Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 6 месяцев назад

      Now u can just get it at 7/11

    • @blenderbanana
      @blenderbanana Месяц назад

      Texas just produced a state bill that will penalize coubties that have de-criminalised weed (in mis 2000's, we Houston and other Metros essentially stop pushing felonies for posession)

  • @bobbressi5414
    @bobbressi5414 4 месяца назад

    One of my favorites. He is such a pro.

  • @cynthiaschultheis1660
    @cynthiaschultheis1660 6 месяцев назад +1

    LOVE TOM❤❤👍🏼👍🏼

  • @DocAcher
    @DocAcher Год назад

    This is so good 😂😂😂

  • @crispensaruro6684
    @crispensaruro6684 11 месяцев назад

    Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories

  • @AD-df5tm
    @AD-df5tm Год назад +19

    I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 8 месяцев назад

      It's legal in like 40 states here. No biggie.

  • @nickelpenny1
    @nickelpenny1 Год назад +3

    Tom is the best!

  • @anadverb5063
    @anadverb5063 Год назад +72

    With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Год назад +5

      Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.

    • @anadverb5063
      @anadverb5063 Год назад +2

      @@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.

    • @Hydra-V
      @Hydra-V Год назад +6

      Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.

    • @sharpe8888
      @sharpe8888 Год назад +2

      Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions

  • @dansevy
    @dansevy Год назад +3

    Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣

  • @scottzvidzo5564
    @scottzvidzo5564 Год назад +40

    That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator Год назад +1

      Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Год назад

      Stolen joke

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 Год назад +8

    I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️

  • @nomad1517
    @nomad1517 Год назад +35

    I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.

    • @Lieutenxnt_Dxn
      @Lieutenxnt_Dxn Год назад +2

      I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.

  • @hughoneill3741
    @hughoneill3741 5 месяцев назад

    The little song after the one hit is killing me 😂😂😂

  • @Delfree77
    @Delfree77 Год назад +1

    My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @John2johnson
    @John2johnson 3 месяца назад

    ‏‪10:32‬‏ they almost never have it 😂😂

  • @allgunsblazed9106
    @allgunsblazed9106 6 месяцев назад

    dudes my favourite comedian for sure.

  • @alecbaldwin9671
    @alecbaldwin9671 Год назад

    Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them

  • @Auizy
    @Auizy Месяц назад

    The Brad Pitt bit gets me every time

  • @christiananderson6761
    @christiananderson6761 Год назад +4

    A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians

  • @mofasasi
    @mofasasi 6 месяцев назад

    6:50 bill burr did that in his movie "Old Dads" 😂😂

  • @patrick03333
    @patrick03333 Год назад +1

    4:28 😂 my grandpa

  • @johnviera3884
    @johnviera3884 Год назад +8

    He’s a great Netflix comedian

  • @Shadow-ru5pq
    @Shadow-ru5pq 2 месяца назад

    9:10 I once walked 2 miles in the snow for a quarter Oz. Nowadays I can have it delivered by the push of a button. Crazy

  • @Omkaarism
    @Omkaarism 7 месяцев назад

    Brilliant comedian is what he is..! ✌🏼

  • @SynSauce
    @SynSauce Год назад +11

    This video says "16 minutes of Tom..." but it's only 15:59 long. What kind of air in the potato chip bag %$!& are you running here?!

    • @Morgan-jo7xy
      @Morgan-jo7xy Год назад +1

      Re read the title lol

    • @SynSauce
      @SynSauce Год назад +1

      @@Morgan-jo7xy yeah it's not right either...numbers aren't toys.

  • @garydavis7669
    @garydavis7669 9 месяцев назад

    I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣.
    -My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂

  • @amyparra1881
    @amyparra1881 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ballhog is the best.

  • @batmansavage9121
    @batmansavage9121 Год назад +2

    This man a beast

  • @samclark2541
    @samclark2541 Год назад +3

    9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, Bama's been behind times for...a while now

  • @craig-o9l
    @craig-o9l 4 месяца назад +1

    14:04 Wot!? I died laughing

  • @camdenwalker6106
    @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +5

    Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.

  • @autisticari1925
    @autisticari1925 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious

  • @ilikebmx405
    @ilikebmx405 Год назад +1

    It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now

  • @bethechange6580
    @bethechange6580 Год назад

    He is very good at this

  • @Pessi-m7e8h
    @Pessi-m7e8h Месяц назад

    This guy is funny asf

  • @hugszy4473
    @hugszy4473 Год назад +10

    I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂

  • @ericmoeller3634
    @ericmoeller3634 Год назад

    i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂

  • @zacharyhausman5436
    @zacharyhausman5436 Год назад +13

    If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.

    • @DiabolicalHater
      @DiabolicalHater Год назад

      1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time

  • @wtfobiden
    @wtfobiden Год назад +13

    Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up

  • @OldManPaxusYT
    @OldManPaxusYT Год назад +3

    BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!

  • @bmayaa
    @bmayaa 28 дней назад +1

    The fires, they are bad again

  • @camdenwalker6106
    @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +2

    Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.

    • @MJ-yx5tq
      @MJ-yx5tq Год назад +1

      lol that's funny bro!

  • @Nervii_Champion
    @Nervii_Champion Год назад +1

    That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn

  • @Blackbird0216
    @Blackbird0216 8 месяцев назад

    Tom to be fair when he flushed yur keys,u technically lost yo s*** twice lol 😂

  • @Chamonix.frequently
    @Chamonix.frequently Год назад +1

    I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.

  • @bomega2818
    @bomega2818 Год назад +5

    Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆

  • @thehigherflyerlilsebastian7795

    Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus Год назад +1

    Tom Segura is fickin hilarious

  • @chucksteak7685
    @chucksteak7685 Год назад +3

    This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao

  • @no_soy_rubio
    @no_soy_rubio Год назад +1

    'Chao, puto' 😂😂😂

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 11 месяцев назад

    The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.

  • @MissSync
    @MissSync Год назад

    In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)

  • @faridlabib4273
    @faridlabib4273 Год назад +1

    whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had

  • @junedarius254
    @junedarius254 Год назад +1

    Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidmorningstar5101
    @davidmorningstar5101 Год назад +1

    the sweetest kiss of all....

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 11 месяцев назад

    13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ...
    Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger"
    THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck

  • @VelvetCyberpunk
    @VelvetCyberpunk 4 месяца назад

    Tom Segura is a Savage, but he's funny as hell.

  • @camdenwalker6106
    @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +3

    Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?

    • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
      @BrutusMaximusAurelius Год назад +1

      He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on RUclips.

    • @camdenwalker6106
      @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +1

      @@BrutusMaximusAurelius
      Still want to kiss his pretty wife.

  • @PoArquero
    @PoArquero 8 месяцев назад

    I've found at my height, hip checking a kid works pretty well for that passing swat😂

  • @DavidBotes-nc9io
    @DavidBotes-nc9io Год назад +1

    Funniest Japanese stand up, by a mile!!!!!!

  • @OGSHADOWFISH
    @OGSHADOWFISH Год назад +3

    I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around

  • @the-original-ghost
    @the-original-ghost Год назад +2

    The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.

  • @Bruno-x5t1m
    @Bruno-x5t1m 11 месяцев назад

    Go tell your mom😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @clicheguevara5282
    @clicheguevara5282 Год назад +2

    I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.

  • @RBeatzRemix
    @RBeatzRemix Год назад +1

    Noooooo!!!! FUUUUUCKKKK! NOOOOOO!
    Hahaha ...That's what im talking about !

  • @anegwa
    @anegwa Год назад

    5:56 he sounds like Jim Pickens

  • @RhinoDigital
    @RhinoDigital Год назад +2

    Inside: Paralysis
    Outside; That's what's up
    😅

  • @EddieTurner-rk4of
    @EddieTurner-rk4of 6 месяцев назад

    He's gonna like to fight..
    I laugh in angry people's faces just to start a fight

  • @mooonlight778
    @mooonlight778 Год назад +1

    8:40 queue the chancla