Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.
He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over
what a fuckin moron you are, Tyler. I mean, just off the top of my head you got John Goodman, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, John Pinette, etc. The list goes on
Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!
@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.
Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂
I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.
As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .
There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'
Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.
It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol
Texas just produced a state bill that will penalize coubties that have de-criminalised weed (in mis 2000's, we Houston and other Metros essentially stop pushing felonies for posession)
With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.
Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.
Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.
I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂
13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ... Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger" THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck
I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around
The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.
Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.
🎉😂
He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over
yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!
Tom is an absolute chode
Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.
Nate Bargatze
Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not
what a fuckin moron you are, Tyler. I mean, just off the top of my head you got John Goodman, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, John Pinette, etc. The list goes on
“I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂
Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!
EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂
He literally is a master at this entire business.
Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.
He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic
@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.
Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses
It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber
@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮
Must be a Japanese thing
He's at his peak
That's quite funny, you should be on stage
Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done.
I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao
"I'll kick your chest through your back" never gets old. I look up that clip every 3-4 months just go laugh hysterically at his delivery.
Best Japanese comic out there!!
Seguuuuraaaaa 😅
Spanish
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpIt’s a joke from one of his other skits. 😅
@@shelbydeleon2013😅😅😅
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpMexican
“Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃”
“F**K Steve!”
Poor Steve 😂
Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂
Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!
And bring me a cheeseburger
Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.
8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen
Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there
He should take that as a compliment lol
Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂
The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically
Could have been myself
Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet
In us
Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.
@Mxrelxfe SEGURA!
@@Яфэйсиз2017you you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉
Nah
Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…
5:44" I'll kick your chest through your back " I am dead and buried 💀 🤣 😂
His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36
Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.
Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.
Cause nobody cares about television.
“I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”
I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.
Sledgehammer was probably one of if not my favorite special from him 😂😂
_`The sweetest kiss of all'_
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣
Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.
Cool story brah
What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?
Think you accidentally posted on the wrong page.
@@chazcad7319😂😂😂😂😂
Cracking gum jobs my guess
Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.
As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .
Wtf kind of name is "Aarom"?
@@Dime_time333 it's in the bible....
There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'
Whoa.
Can I tell other people this?
@@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok
Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.
@@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠
One of the better comedians.
It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol
when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories
Lol and edibles 😂
Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂
Now u can just get it at 7/11
Texas just produced a state bill that will penalize coubties that have de-criminalised weed (in mis 2000's, we Houston and other Metros essentially stop pushing felonies for posession)
One of my favorites. He is such a pro.
LOVE TOM❤❤👍🏼👍🏼
This is so good 😂😂😂
Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories
I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.
It's legal in like 40 states here. No biggie.
Tom is the best!
With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.
Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.
@@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.
Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.
Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions
Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣
That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.
Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste
Stolen joke
I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️
I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.
The little song after the one hit is killing me 😂😂😂
My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:32 they almost never have it 😂😂
dudes my favourite comedian for sure.
Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them
The Brad Pitt bit gets me every time
A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians
6:50 bill burr did that in his movie "Old Dads" 😂😂
4:28 😂 my grandpa
He’s a great Netflix comedian
Shuut up
9:10 I once walked 2 miles in the snow for a quarter Oz. Nowadays I can have it delivered by the push of a button. Crazy
Brilliant comedian is what he is..! ✌🏼
This video says "16 minutes of Tom..." but it's only 15:59 long. What kind of air in the potato chip bag %$!& are you running here?!
Re read the title lol
@@Morgan-jo7xy yeah it's not right either...numbers aren't toys.
I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣.
-My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂
Ballhog is the best.
This man a beast
9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers
Yeah, Bama's been behind times for...a while now
14:04 Wot!? I died laughing
Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.
😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious
It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now
He is very good at this
This guy is funny asf
I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂
i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂
If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.
1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time
Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up
BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!
The fires, they are bad again
Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.
lol that's funny bro!
That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn
Tom to be fair when he flushed yur keys,u technically lost yo s*** twice lol 😂
I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.
Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆
Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Tom Segura is fickin hilarious
This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao
'Chao, puto' 😂😂😂
The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.
In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)
whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had
Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂
the sweetest kiss of all....
13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ...
Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger"
THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck
Tom Segura is a Savage, but he's funny as hell.
Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?
He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on RUclips.
@@BrutusMaximusAurelius
Still want to kiss his pretty wife.
I've found at my height, hip checking a kid works pretty well for that passing swat😂
Funniest Japanese stand up, by a mile!!!!!!
I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around
The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.
Cool
Who asked?
Go tell your mom😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.
Noooooo!!!! FUUUUUCKKKK! NOOOOOO!
Hahaha ...That's what im talking about !
5:56 he sounds like Jim Pickens
Inside: Paralysis
Outside; That's what's up
😅
He's gonna like to fight..
I laugh in angry people's faces just to start a fight
8:40 queue the chancla