15 Minutes of Standup from Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @haydenpeach3667
    @haydenpeach3667 Год назад +652

    Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.

    • @julieweller6191
      @julieweller6191 Год назад +6

      🎉😂

    • @Takaichi666-
      @Takaichi666- Год назад +7

      He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over

    • @tomandersson5089
      @tomandersson5089 Год назад +6

      yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!

    • @Wangchung405
      @Wangchung405 Месяц назад

      Tom is an absolute chode

  • @blitzwinger999wright6
    @blitzwinger999wright6 Год назад +1831

    Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses

    • @sarcastaball
      @sarcastaball Год назад +24

      It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber

    • @ravenrockguitars4185
      @ravenrockguitars4185 Год назад +3

      ​@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮

    • @John_Doe3
      @John_Doe3 Год назад

      Must be a Japanese thing

    • @rubenjooste4383
      @rubenjooste4383 Год назад +13

      He's at his peak

    • @bryanlettable
      @bryanlettable Год назад +6

      That's quite funny, you should be on stage

  • @darealnukem7775
    @darealnukem7775 Год назад +191

    “I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂

  • @tylerdavis8834
    @tylerdavis8834 Год назад +306

    Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.

    • @100samanthamarie
      @100samanthamarie Год назад +5

      Yeah it’s either lose weight and lose the funny or lose the yearning to be funny and be suicidal

    • @sharpe8888
      @sharpe8888 Год назад +5

      Nate Bargatze

    • @IMFxGreatness
      @IMFxGreatness 11 месяцев назад +3

      Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not

    • @Sweet05cts
      @Sweet05cts 3 месяца назад

      what a fuckin moron you are, Tyler. I mean, just off the top of my head you got John Goodman, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, John Pinette, etc. The list goes on

  • @RandomMan2k00
    @RandomMan2k00 Год назад +117

    Best Japanese comic out there!!

  • @matthewlloyd3651
    @matthewlloyd3651 Год назад +269

    Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!

    • @haydenpeach3667
      @haydenpeach3667 Год назад +6

      EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂

    • @onyxmoonasquad1
      @onyxmoonasquad1 Год назад +4

      He literally is a master at this entire business.

    • @davidkain2464
      @davidkain2464 Год назад +4

      Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Год назад

      He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic

    • @haydenpeach3667
      @haydenpeach3667 Год назад +5

      @@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.

  • @Nutteredbutter
    @Nutteredbutter Год назад +48

    “Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃”
    “F**K Steve!”
    Poor Steve 😂

  • @vzgsxr
    @vzgsxr 8 месяцев назад +12

    Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂

  • @kittenslayer516
    @kittenslayer516 Год назад +33

    Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there

    • @audreymorris2076
      @audreymorris2076 7 месяцев назад

      He should take that as a compliment lol

  • @picrete
    @picrete Год назад +33

    Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done.
    I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao

  • @HeretiCflow
    @HeretiCflow Год назад +128

    Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet

    • @Яфэйсиз2017
      @Яфэйсиз2017 Год назад +2

      In us

    • @mattderringer7404
      @mattderringer7404 Год назад +3

      Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.

    • @HeretiCflow
      @HeretiCflow Год назад +5

      @Mxrelxfe SEGURA!

    • @dylangodfrey4304
      @dylangodfrey4304 Год назад

      ​@@Яфэйсиз2017you you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Год назад

      Nah

  • @billywright1890
    @billywright1890 Год назад +15

    The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Milkydrummer
    @Milkydrummer Год назад +31

    Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…

  • @ianfrazier2338
    @ianfrazier2338 Год назад +62

    Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!

    • @KalleKongo-uf5ei
      @KalleKongo-uf5ei Год назад +2

      And bring me a cheeseburger

    • @Hydra-V
      @Hydra-V Год назад +2

      Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.

  • @LadyBloodOath
    @LadyBloodOath Год назад +33

    You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically

  • @michaelenglish839
    @michaelenglish839 5 месяцев назад +10

    "I'll kick your chest through your back" never gets old. I look up that clip every 3-4 months just go laugh hysterically at his delivery.

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 Год назад +26

    Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂

  • @noahartis1377
    @noahartis1377 Год назад +10

    8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen

  • @thsenator267
    @thsenator267 2 месяца назад +3

    5:44" I'll kick your chest through your back " I am dead and buried 💀 🤣 😂

  • @JF-em6hr
    @JF-em6hr Год назад +12

    Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.

    • @instapizzabmx4206
      @instapizzabmx4206 11 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.

    • @zacherius137
      @zacherius137 3 дня назад

      Cause nobody cares about television.

  • @RyanP-nc6om
    @RyanP-nc6om 7 месяцев назад +7

    “I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”

  • @ZuzuPatriot
    @ZuzuPatriot Год назад +42

    Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 3 месяца назад

      Now u can just get it at 7/11

  • @OldManPaxusYT
    @OldManPaxusYT Год назад +8

    _`The sweetest kiss of all'_
    BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar Год назад +7

    Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.

  • @marissavergara2771
    @marissavergara2771 Год назад +3

    His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36

  • @Hot_cheeto_puffs
    @Hot_cheeto_puffs 23 дня назад

    Sledgehammer was probably one of if not my favorite special from him 😂😂

  • @anadverb5063
    @anadverb5063 Год назад +70

    With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Год назад +5

      Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.

    • @anadverb5063
      @anadverb5063 Год назад +2

      @@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.

    • @Hydra-V
      @Hydra-V Год назад +5

      Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.

    • @sharpe8888
      @sharpe8888 Год назад +2

      Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions

  • @BowlerScott
    @BowlerScott Год назад +25

    There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'

    • @Harlza23
      @Harlza23 Год назад +5

      Whoa.

    • @VengeanceN7
      @VengeanceN7 Год назад +4

      Can I tell other people this?

    • @BowlerScott
      @BowlerScott Год назад

      @@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok

    • @brianyarborough3738
      @brianyarborough3738 Год назад +1

      Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.

    • @BowlerScott
      @BowlerScott Год назад

      @@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠

  • @aaromhernandez9423
    @aaromhernandez9423 Год назад +14

    As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .

  • @ryansenger408
    @ryansenger408 Год назад +15

    I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.

  • @dansevysantana9500
    @dansevysantana9500 11 месяцев назад +3

    Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣

  • @scottzvidzo5564
    @scottzvidzo5564 Год назад +39

    That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator Год назад +1

      Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste

    • @acx207
      @acx207 Год назад

      Stolen joke

  • @AD-df5tm
    @AD-df5tm Год назад +19

    I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 5 месяцев назад

      It's legal in like 40 states here. No biggie.

  • @jeremybr2020
    @jeremybr2020 Год назад +39

    It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol

    • @matickomel8654
      @matickomel8654 Год назад +6

      when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories

    • @lesleyd2448
      @lesleyd2448 11 месяцев назад

      Lol and edibles 😂

  • @johnviera3884
    @johnviera3884 Год назад +8

    He’s a great Netflix comedian

  • @nomad1517
    @nomad1517 Год назад +35

    I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.

    • @Lieutenxnt_Dxn
      @Lieutenxnt_Dxn Год назад +2

      I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.

  • @TroyHector-f6g
    @TroyHector-f6g Год назад +2

    One of the better comedians.

  • @kathycassity9896
    @kathycassity9896 8 месяцев назад +31

    Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.

    • @chazcad7319
      @chazcad7319 6 месяцев назад +1

      Cool story brah

    • @xxDR0xx
      @xxDR0xx 6 месяцев назад

      What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?

    • @フォグマシン
      @フォグマシン 6 месяцев назад +7

      Think you accidentally posted on the wrong page.

    • @AWZs1Krr
      @AWZs1Krr 3 месяца назад

      @@chazcad7319😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheDaverobinson
      @TheDaverobinson Месяц назад +1

      Cracking gum jobs my guess

  • @zacharyhausman5436
    @zacharyhausman5436 Год назад +13

    If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.

    • @DiabolicalHater
      @DiabolicalHater Год назад

      1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time

  • @wtfobiden
    @wtfobiden Год назад +13

    Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up

  • @nickelpenny1
    @nickelpenny1 Год назад +3

    Tom is the best!

  • @christiananderson6761
    @christiananderson6761 Год назад +4

    A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians

  • @hugszy4473
    @hugszy4473 Год назад +10

    I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂

  • @MervilleJr
    @MervilleJr Год назад +2

    He's got a knack for jokes.

  • @amyparra1881
    @amyparra1881 4 месяца назад +1

    Ballhog is the best.

  • @camdenwalker6106
    @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +5

    Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.

  • @allgunsblazed9106
    @allgunsblazed9106 4 месяца назад

    dudes my favourite comedian for sure.

  • @bobbressi5414
    @bobbressi5414 2 месяца назад

    One of my favorites. He is such a pro.

  • @cynthiaschultheis1660
    @cynthiaschultheis1660 4 месяца назад +1

    LOVE TOM❤❤👍🏼👍🏼

  • @crispensaruro6684
    @crispensaruro6684 9 месяцев назад

    Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories

  • @hughoneill3741
    @hughoneill3741 3 месяца назад

    The little song after the one hit is killing me 😂😂😂

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 Год назад +8

    I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️

  • @samclark2541
    @samclark2541 Год назад +3

    9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, Bama's been behind times for...a while now

  • @alecbaldwin9671
    @alecbaldwin9671 Год назад

    Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them

  • @craig-o9l
    @craig-o9l 2 месяца назад +1

    14:04 Wot!? I died laughing

  • @Omkaarism
    @Omkaarism 4 месяца назад

    Brilliant comedian is what he is..! ✌🏼

  • @chucksteak7685
    @chucksteak7685 Год назад +3

    This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao

  • @patrick03333
    @patrick03333 Год назад +1

    4:28 😂 my grandpa

  • @batmansavage9121
    @batmansavage9121 Год назад +2

    This man a beast

  • @camdenwalker6106
    @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +2

    Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.

    • @MJ-yx5tq
      @MJ-yx5tq Год назад +1

      lol that's funny bro!

  • @clicheguevara5282
    @clicheguevara5282 Год назад +2

    I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.

  • @John2johnson
    @John2johnson Месяц назад

    ‏‪10:32‬‏ they almost never have it 😂😂

  • @ilikebmx405
    @ilikebmx405 Год назад +1

    It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now

  • @Delfree77
    @Delfree77 Год назад +1

    My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RhinoDigital
    @RhinoDigital Год назад +2

    Inside: Paralysis
    Outside; That's what's up
    😅

  • @Chamonix.frequently
    @Chamonix.frequently Год назад +1

    I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.

  • @OldManPaxusYT
    @OldManPaxusYT Год назад +3

    BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!

  • @DocAcher
    @DocAcher 9 месяцев назад

    This is so good 😂😂😂

  • @Nervii_Champion
    @Nervii_Champion 10 месяцев назад +1

    That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn

  • @davidmorningstar5101
    @davidmorningstar5101 Год назад +1

    the sweetest kiss of all....

  • @VelvetCyberpunk
    @VelvetCyberpunk 2 месяца назад

    Tom Segura is a Savage, but he's funny as hell.

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus Год назад +1

    Tom Segura is fickin hilarious

  • @SynSauce
    @SynSauce Год назад +11

    This video says "16 minutes of Tom..." but it's only 15:59 long. What kind of air in the potato chip bag %$!& are you running here?!

    • @Morgan-jo7xy
      @Morgan-jo7xy Год назад +1

      Re read the title lol

    • @SynSauce
      @SynSauce Год назад +1

      @@Morgan-jo7xy yeah it's not right either...numbers aren't toys.

  • @bethechange6580
    @bethechange6580 Год назад

    He is very good at this

  • @faridlabib4273
    @faridlabib4273 Год назад +1

    whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had

  • @the-original-ghost
    @the-original-ghost Год назад +2

    The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.

  • @mofasasi
    @mofasasi 3 месяца назад

    6:50 bill burr did that in his movie "Old Dads" 😂😂

  • @camdenwalker6106
    @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +3

    Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?

    • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
      @BrutusMaximusAurelius Год назад +1

      He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on RUclips.

    • @camdenwalker6106
      @camdenwalker6106 Год назад +1

      @@BrutusMaximusAurelius
      Still want to kiss his pretty wife.

  • @bomega2818
    @bomega2818 Год назад +5

    Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆

  • @SigmaWolff
    @SigmaWolff Год назад +2

    Dear Comedy God's......Please convince Bobby Lee to do a Netflix Special

    • @nicifrey5989
      @nicifrey5989 Год назад

      i think that woud be up to netflix, not bobby lee...

    • @sunnyside9273
      @sunnyside9273 Год назад

      Bobby has no material, you can only pull out your dick so many times to get a laugh.

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ Год назад

      @@nicifrey5989 Joe rogan said he'd fund it for him multiple times even pre-spotify. It's something on bobby's end that's stopping him from doing it, just like how he hasn't done JRE.

    • @haydenpeach3667
      @haydenpeach3667 Год назад

      @@Doorito_I feel like he thinks he’ll get backlash. I think he’s afraid of it not being good, which I get. But he HAS to do it.

    • @nicifrey5989
      @nicifrey5989 Год назад

      @@Doorito_ while the last par might be true, joe rogan is not a network.. and ive never heard of anyone putting out his specials indipendently except louis ck

  • @garydavis7669
    @garydavis7669 7 месяцев назад

    I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣.
    -My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂

  • @junedarius254
    @junedarius254 10 месяцев назад +1

    Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂

  • @no_soy_rubio
    @no_soy_rubio Год назад +1

    'Chao, puto' 😂😂😂

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 9 месяцев назад

    The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.

  • @nitramsonjack4741
    @nitramsonjack4741 Год назад +1

    George Carlin with a twist!!! Segura is the best!!!

  • @connorwilliams5785
    @connorwilliams5785 10 месяцев назад

    We talked about sports. It balanced out

  • @CarolynPike-j6l
    @CarolynPike-j6l 7 месяцев назад

    he can FINALLY WEAR SKINNYGIRL JEANS LOL

  • @EddieTurner-rk4of
    @EddieTurner-rk4of 3 месяца назад

    He's gonna like to fight..
    I laugh in angry people's faces just to start a fight

  • @OGSHADOWFISH
    @OGSHADOWFISH Год назад +3

    I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around

  • @ericmoeller3634
    @ericmoeller3634 Год назад

    i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂

  • @Lucas_Jeffrey
    @Lucas_Jeffrey Год назад +1

    that's how you get worms lol

  • @ImTakingFlight
    @ImTakingFlight 19 дней назад

    "pucker up"

  • @DavidBotes-nc9io
    @DavidBotes-nc9io 10 месяцев назад +1

    Funniest Japanese stand up, by a mile!!!!!!

  • @Blackbird0216
    @Blackbird0216 6 месяцев назад

    Tom to be fair when he flushed yur keys,u technically lost yo s*** twice lol 😂

  • @Kingjulien_
    @Kingjulien_ 6 месяцев назад

    I like how makes his dad and his friend sound the same 💀

  • @autisticari1925
    @autisticari1925 11 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious

  • @thehigherflyerlilsebastian7795

    Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RBeatzRemix
    @RBeatzRemix Год назад +1

    Noooooo!!!! FUUUUUCKKKK! NOOOOOO!
    Hahaha ...That's what im talking about !

  • @thetruth1862
    @thetruth1862 Год назад

    Tbuns on point

  • @michaellondon69
    @michaellondon69 Год назад

    Dont forget to feather it , gotta get it going buuuddd