This Is What Life Is Like with a Gigantic Penis: Monster Meat
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2024
- Penis enlargements aren’t just a topic in the subject headings in spam emails, they’re a real phenomenon. Penis pumps are some of the best-selling merchandise in sex shops. Plastic surgeons offer surgical enlargements. Registered nurses offer injections of saline solution. And in addition to these methods, which are harmless in comparison, there’s the permanent enlargement with liquid silicon. Men are fulfilling their dreams of having giant penises that weigh multiple pounds with this medically dubious, illegal intervention.
In Monster Meat, we meet Micha from Berlin, who decided a few years ago to take this irreversible step. We follow him as he goes about his business on a normal-which occasionally involves hiding his bulge-and accompany him to the Folsom Street Fair, a gay fetish event, where Micha presents himself to the visitors, both proud and shy at the same time. We visit the renowned urologist and plastic surgeon, Dr Aref El-Swewifi, to talk about the dangers of these kinds of procedures; take a look behind the scenes of the online retailer, Dildoking, which sells several thousand penis pumps each month; and meet the dominatrix, Eve Dynamite, who shows us why men get injections in their penis and scrotum, to temporarily get a little closer to what Micha packs permanently.
A film about the unspoken mass-phenomenon of penis enlargement, dangerous procedures, extreme implants, aesthetic standards, ethical fundamentals, societal conventions and the question: Why breast implants are no big deal but penis injections are worth making a whole documentary about.
00:00 Introduction
01:30 I've Noticed People Looking
04:23 Penis Enlargement
11:50 Dating With a Gigantic Penis
Read: What Life Is Like with a Giant, Silicone-Enhanced Penis - bit.ly/1duOY1f
Watch: A Bonus Look at the Lives of Small-Time Penis Enlargers - bit.ly/1AvIJE6
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lmfao 3 hours ago, the great continuation
Vice is the next so called journalism organization to fail.
I really thought this was a meme comment
@@Hygix_ lucker
🤢
Why the fuck am I watching this
VexedMeerkat i dont even have a penis
Catya Okay I'm sorry
Looks to big haven't actually seen it yet lol
VexedMeerkat because its a holiday :D
VexedMeerkat Well I'm high.
No one asked for this video but yet we all clicked on it
Every…last…one of us.
Why does that happen? I haven't searched for anything close to monster meat.
@@TimothySlickback and yet here we are…
😂
😂😂😂
Airport security might have a difficult time believing in him.
no worries, its not made of metal
He'd be better off saying it's a diaper.
Weapons of mass conception
@@wisu3529😂😂😂 Except he's not going to be putting that in any women. 😂😂😂
The saddest thing is, he’s a really good looking guy who is insecure, and his attempts to overcome that insecurity have clearly backfired on him.
He is clearly mentally ill.
The sadder thing is people like you who can't accept the choices and preferences of other people. I mean, where in the video was there a claim or even an implication that he isn't happy with his choice and that it somehow "backfired"?
@@bewing77 I mean it's not insecurity but would be more awkward for him cuz people would be asking same question everyday he would pissed
@@bewing77 Considering a man named Tank Hafertepen died from a pulmonary embolism due to these kinds of injections, the saddest thing is people making "choices" that could easily be avoided with some therapy and looking inward.
What's even sadder is people like you making excuses for people's poor choices.
this is one german that won the battle of the bulge...
Hahaha genius
I had the drop the like dawg
lol
Such an underrated comment!
😆😆good one!
It’s nice to see that Vice continues to report on the important things in society
I'll take this over their political takes any day
That's why you rushed to click on it
Desperate D beggar 👀
The name "vice" appeals to the male fetish. However the Vice media company was deeply in debt and about to fold when George Soros saved it.
It wasn't for woman , woman on whole aren't important to society
@Follow jesus Christ men are treated as disposable sadly
I watched this a while ago, can't like or dislike... I just want to wish this man he finds the love he needs in life. He seems to be a good person
He’s quite obviously mentally ill for several reasons
I don't care how small or big my junk is. There's no way in hell I would be doing this to my self..
Then don’t. To each their own.
My wife from the other room: "what german thing are you watching where they say penis every two seconds"...not a proud moment.
and you leave us at the cliff hanger? what happened next?
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Lol
Lol this probably isn't appropriate for health class.
Yo naddar! If his penis was a burrito.. How fast could you eat it?
Lol wouldnt even take one bite. You'd have to look for someone else on this one.
+FreakEating Naader wtf are you doing here? You couldn't eat all that if you tried.
Not for me lol
What the fuk did i just watch
this is so insane to me because I work in healthcare and i've seen the worse scrotal swelling and how uncomfortable it is for my patients to walk, turn, get up (because of the weight pulling down on their skin).. yet there's people like this that intentionally swell their peepees.....the world is so weird lol
💰🤑💰
His biceps look augmented as well
I noticed that probably synthol.
@@marcusdolby1why would he use synthol on his arms when silicone does the exact same thing permanently and he's obviously doing it himself in a large scale.
He has the same junk in his arms as his cock. And I'd imagine they look similarly horrible.
There are ways to augment muscle tissue like his arms without it being permanent and looking horrible
Doing Nazi Germany research brought me here, WTF.
lol
Welcome to mental disorder territory!
Same
Same wtf is with the algorithm
Specialty C. S. Wait I was the only one
We found him boys, we found Chad Thundercock
OMG yes
More like a Sword
Omggg 😳😳😳
Oompavile would be proud
😂😂😂
Most people probably stare cause they think he has tumor
I actually found it very insightful. On one level it's about 'penis enlargement' on the other it's about sexual identity, culture, and ultimately, self-acceptance.
Sexual identity, culture, and self-acceptance BASED AROUND PENIS ENLARGEMENT. I don't think it's that deep (pun intended)
@@bernardsoul5186 pff,
You're not accepting yourself if you have to make such a drastic change.
Sexual identity lol. We are so fuckin lost.
@@EddiXP how?
Me, as a German, reading the subtitles and realising halfway through the video, that I could just listen to what everyone is saying 🤣
I do that too sometimes with my native language.😂
You were probably like:
Dunkof! (I'm so sorry for butchering your language)
Well I don't even understand German and I just watched the video without reading the subtitles 😆
Subtitles are so addictive though! I always want to read them even when I understand what’s being sad 😂
lmao
I Google how to use a German built bicycle tire pump and end up here. RUclips needs to work on their algorithms
Don't get it twisted, it _is_ a pump but not for bicycles.
🤣🤣🤣 tell me about it!
Hilarious
still relevant.......a bicycle pump & penis pump have almost the same principle....one pushes air,the other sucks !
🤣🤣🤣
I'm a dude with a penis, and as a dude with a penis I feel I speak for all of us when I say I have never put this much thought into my penis. It's LUCKY if it gets a haircut every couple years.
Same!
Haha
Hilarious
FACTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ew.
…sighs. Too much internet for the day.
props to the doc being ethical and not operating on those with mental conditions.
yeah you wouldn't want to let a crazy person inject silicon into their dick and balls and scrotum, only the sanest men are allowed to permanently alter their genitals for fetishism
Yeah to bad in America we don’t have doctors willing to do the same with confused mentally ill teens
Sure he doesn't
🤣
@@salvagemonster3612 we do. It's called changing someone's gender. Mental ill butcherers they are.
Either Vice missed it or left it out but it's quite obvious he did silicone or synthol injections in the upper arms too. Specifically, the biceps. They're misshapen and they don't match the rest of his body.
Thank you was looking for this comment you can tell clearly by his arms to body ratio only thing they match is his dick lol
I noticed that too. I think he’s got body dysmorphic disorder.
ya think?!@@skarasik4021
@@skarasik4021you think? I am of the opinion he DEFINITELY has body dysmorphia
I think synthol in biceps is this guy's the least of a problem. He's not well metally and his procedures will backfire on him.
He has very noticable arm injections as well. He seems to have injected the site enhancement oil into both his biceps. Which is why they seem so droopy now and why he puts a wrap on. It isn't supposed to be used to this extent and it ends up just sagging the skin.
Danke! Really fascinating and well done - showed the person behind the presented pouch, which is what I was most curious about. Body modification is a fascinating thing - nothing is more personal. ❤
Was watching this when my parents walked in, so I switched to porn. It was easier to explain
reid hawkins
stop
reid hawkins So original doe :P
reid hawkins Funny and Original joke is Funny and Original
Reid hawkins you are one silly man indeed. If you didn't want to get caught watching this video, then why change to porn where you'd still have to explain yourself, hmm? Why not close the window, or change to something that doesn't require an explanation? Your incompetence disgusts me.
fat Man its a joke you over sensitive piece of shit
Now that is German engineering
Rein
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN ZA WORLD
A marvel of craftmanship
Deutsche Qualität!
Last place I would expect to see a JoJo reference but I ain’t complaining
Finally a documentary about my struggle.
This was quite insightful. We have heard soo much about breast enlargements etc but never so penis enlargements. I always thought those ads for such surgeries on porn sites were fake. I guess not
That nurse though...
I know right? So hot...
I'd let her date me.
It's too large to be used, so I don't get it. What purpose does it serve?
Literally all he can't do with it is penetrate someone. He can still pee and ejaculate though. It's visually stimulating to him... It's no different than filling your body with tattoos or piercings... Just a body modification that makes him happy...
@Alex & Rah You can't call any of it unhealthy because done properly it doesn't affect anyone's physical health at all. Body modifications don't cause mental problems... People get tattoos and piercings all the time! People even stick them thru their boobs and penises... People don't attack all of those people for putting holes all over their body though.
To destroy
I Wouldn’t sleep with a dude who had that large of a dick...way to large... 🙀 honestly I doubt any women finds that growth attractive. I’m sure most comments and attention comes from men. Honestly average to average biggest perfect 👌
Blue Frog yeah dude exactly like like tattoos, great observation
And as a retired professional dominatrix, the largest I ever encountered was a client in Manhattan that was a psychiatrist and he put Johnny Holmes to shame. That monster could take a lot of punishment.
How many inches?
@@resh-1m601 had to be every bit of 12 inches. But the girth! It was like a huge bologna tube of punishment. I felt astonishing concern for his wife.😳
@@PenelopePitstop888 wow 12 inches? How did you punish such a huge beast? Telll me the details please 😍
@@PenelopePitstop888ayo 😂😂😂😂
@PenelopePitstop888 that's insane. Did it look to be a deformity or was he just packin like that?
Well now, that was... quite to the *"Point"*, Vice! y'all never cease to amaze me Lol
This man has beautiful eyes, but he feels so sad. I wish him well with just being honestly happy with himself.
Yeah in theory I'm okay wit body augmentation, but the people getting it are never getting it because they want it, they're getting it because they aren't happy with who they are.
Totally saw the same thing within him
I'm pretty sure, he has much pain. But, maybe he likes pain - who knows...
This is the same thing men say about women plastic surgery wth 🤣
He may have beautiful eyes but he has some kind of serious psychological issue. Doing that to yourself is not normal.
Take away the sound and subtitles and everyone would have guessed Florida
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes. Because all of us over here do have some big D's tbh....
So I guess most of the world is like Florida and not liberal California
I was looking for soup and mc nasty and got here🤦♂️🤷♂️
Wait this isn’t Florida
Are they kissing on the lips because they're gay or because they're European? Gay European?
Hold up, did he just troll the documentary at the end 😂😂
"The perfect penis doesn't exist" is the best out-of-context quote I've heard in my life lmao
Spy from tf2?
Yes it does. It belongs to a black man
@Dazz 416 EXACTLY😈
HAHAHAHAH
@Dazz 416 Universally speaking tho
I'm nearly five minutes into the video and I'm thinking, why am I still watching this weird shit?
2:30 here lmao
+Druff Skate hahaha almost at the exact same second as you
same lol
I know, it's like you know you should stop watching, and you scroll down for related videos but then you get curious about what this guy is thinking. Then you come back to your senses and you're just about to turn it off, and then the doctor comes on.
For reals Vice is freaky weird sometimes.Yesterday i was looking up Vice Articles and found one aboat a women writeing her experiences fucking a "boy" with a strap on EW
I can't believe she said the opening line without laughing
Glad yall made a documentary about me ❤️
this is where that clear browsing history feature comes in handy
I need to get my life in order
Hahahahahahah right
RossBoss HAAA LOL.
Agreed
RossBoss A Sigur Ros fan... Thumbs Up mate !
RossBoss who cares about your life
This title caught me off guard for real
I was slowly shaking my head through the whole thing :D
THIS IS NOT HOW TO MOD MINECRAFT
lmao
Tiger Reacts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can't breathe
more like MINESHAFT
*mein schaftt
V*T*F
You know...I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that
Jeydon Destiny
😂😂😂
And now I'm insecure 😰😰
But you haven’t and it’s a blessing to know there a man out there who could kill somebody with his balls
agreed
Me too
So he clicked on all the links we all send straight to the spam folder. Well there was bound to be someone.
OK that’s enough Internet for today.
I gotta go and have a few drinks and think about my life choices.
Wtf now everyone thinks that is how germans look like lol
TobiHDx99 I allways knew german was gay, you can even see it in their flag
Niskinatorn how can i see it in their flag? explain it to me please
ipodgenex If you remove the black, you'll have a similar flag to that which is used in "Pride festivals".
Another path, if you're heading for a conclusion saying that germany is gay, is to take a look at their last contribution to Eurovision Song Contest.
you mean that guy/girl with the beard? she/he is fom Austria mate.
ipodgenex Ohh okay. I didn't know that. Guess i was wrong about Germany all along.
Why does most of the worlds fetish’s come from Germany
Ikr
lil Soulja they’re a kinky country
It might come from the former SS Divison. There's a movie out there called "The Nightporter" who analyzes the SM relationship of a devote jewish woman with a dominant SS Officer.
@Kara Middleton I said it might come not it comes! Many SS men had a penchant for sadistic games and this has probably also translated to their sexuality. And YES, this movie exists. It came out 1974. It is a Italian erotic psychological drama film. According to ICD-10 F65.5, sadomasochism is regarded as a uniform "disorder of sexual preference", whereby a separate labeling can be used to describe one of the two forms.
From here/Germany?? Who says like that?official words/Text somewhere, or guessing? I didnt have any Problems with that, but who the Fuck in the entire World got a nerve still pointing at.... But anyway, a funny title we've got 👍👌✌😋😉🇩🇪 ps: way better than that boring " Adolfo" thing!!
I'm still trying to figure out how I got to this video
I don’t know why the hell now RUclips suggested me this video which is 8 years back 😂😂
12:47 I suppose, but he has done this to such an extreme level and that's why the documentary was made. Penis enlargement itself is not any more taboo than breast enlargement, but there are also documentaries about women who have had extreme augmentations. The thing itself is not so crazy, but the level to which some people take it is crazy.
Also it's not even done right. He's just made a gigantic foreskin that renders his penis useless. It has no structure or definition to it. The equivalent would be women getting breast augmentation without any lift at all and they end upas yoga balls rolling behind them. I think we can all agree we would watch a documentary on such a thing.
Damn Tayler Wilson you made a detailed point
It's much more dangerous than breast enlargement I guess...
@@greensun1334 Exactly, breast implants can be removed but not silicone injected directly into the skin.
@@greensun1334 yeah and breast implants can be removed anytime but this stuff is injected and as he said - it’s not reversible 🤷🏻♀️ it’s permanent. If a guy wants to add 1 or 2 inches, that would still be ok but this is insane and sick in my opinion.
I love people just grab his junk.
Pretty sure they're all gay lol
Ikr sexual harassment without consequences cuz it's big right?
If you grab ppls junk then grab mine
it's a gay fetish party and those people probably asked before touching (it's just cut out)
XD
You can achieve basically the same effect with a rolled up sock.
That bicep is probably filled with silicone as well.
Thats what i Saw first ...Synthol
What bicep? He looks a little pudgie to me. Can't really work out with though. Damn sure couldn't afford a groin injury from straining, lol!
@@kelvenguard THAT is a great comment!!You may be on to something!
@@kelvenguard Like me, something took me there and it was to shocking NOT to watch. Like passing by a car wreck, you just have to know what is the situation. This is just beyond weirdness though....
Yep
I really hate it when I fall asleep for 8hrs and youtube is running...
Oh, of course.
I call this being on "the wrong side of youtube"
and you wake up in the morning realizing that you're gay
Chris Hagreen the algorithms knows what your into that's how you got here
🤣 🙌🏼
Hitlers nightmare..lmao
Are his biceps silicone too?
This is the weirdest thing I’ve seen on YT. And that’s a very high bar.
Agreed😳😳😳😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
It is not search up naked attraction sorry in advanced
It is simply not. You haven't been in the actual weird sections of YT yet.
There's worse anyway, what's funny is that german nazi village video from vice suggested this lmao
Want me to post links? Lol
Welcome to another episode of : wtf have i watched?
El1te Jr monster meat
A Video on the internet!!!
I'm still trying to figure out where that's gonna fit....
Your mom
Probably.
finally some good journalism
Weird flex but ok
Jennifer Rissetti yak shit and fake just like stupid large fake tits
Uno reverse card
yikes
Undra Smith weird flex but okay
AINT NOTHIN
“I’m a very shy person”
‘changes clothes in front of camera and cam man’
when u realize youre watching this on your work computer
Legend say that he’s still a virgin
No girl is thicc enough for his 30 centimetre defeater
No she is just a hole
Oliver Knowles
He’s GAY, did you watch the video
This is where quarantine has gotten me to.
Dang, I just got here. I’m scared to even know what deep dark depths of RUclips you are traversing now. Gods speed!
Quarantine ? U R a 🐑?
@@mgtowanonymous3120 are you unworried of your safety?
Do u like his huge german banana
This episode rocks!😮
This is the man that even Dredd dreads.
He tries to look cool & tough but you can tell it hurts him just to walk. You can't hide the pain or the missile
+Stephen Harper The missile being his penis?
+TheBlackSpiral no the missile being the one he has at home. Of course his nuke sized dick
+Devon Whitmill nuke...sized...penis
+Hunter Lehman hahahaha
Just wait till we see on da news GERMANY NUKED
Bruh I laughed so hard when she said MONSTER MEAT 😭😭😭
The wreck
finally a documentary about my life
He's actually a really good looking guy, and he seems nice. Shame that he feels so unhappy with himself to feel the need to do all this.
What u gonna do ladies ?
He's so ungrateful. You have it so much show it.
It's hard to feel like you're really a giant dick kind of person when you look down and don't see a match. I see a lot of this online, like people have innerselves and wish to display it phisically. Online characters help, but I understand how any would actually want to have it in real life too. I'm more interested in his reactions to the way folks engage with him. He seems very shy! Like, I notice it's others coming to him, he's not reaching out to touch them... they're coming in to kiss him, hug him, etc. He's a bit of a cutie lol
Of course carrying the weight of a bowling ball between his legs.
He’s alright
THEY DID NOT NAME A SEGMENT “monster meat”
I didn't understand what is the pump and injection for? Can please someone explain it to me?
not sure why RUclips feeds me this type of thing. oh well
This guy is nuts.
Ba dum tss.
Charlie Ewing
It just cums out of me. Sorry
well that ESCALATED quickly
Alex Carter Just trying to get a rise out of folks huh?
Deez nuts
Kim Jong 3 Derp! You have said that already, stupid!
At first, he looked so confident and full of himself. Was thinking wow what a lucky guy... but at the end, he was walking along alone at that Folsom and he looked like he was going to cry. Resonated that, as I know how that feels, even when he seems to have it all.
Ain't nobody brave enough to take that in the ass or puss
Surveys show people only spend loads of money on fancy cars for people to look at them. Remove the audience and its just another hollow pursuit of happiness.
He done it to himself tho x
Have it all? Lmao.
@@johnnyswimbait423 I know, it's like "dream bigger" no pun intended.
His biceps are equally questionable.
In Arnolds BEST voice - "I think the boy has a T O O M A"
looks like he's been injecting his arm too
I was gonna say the same thing. Guy is a fake all around.
On a daily These gains are not loyal bro. There OIL. Not saluted.
clearly synthol
100%
rofl
I wanna see the damn thing without the cover over it lol
Same Lol
@@eddduarddd
His name is monster meat on xtube
@@xmo552 can yiu give a link
X Mo I couldn’t find him
I found it just typed in monster meat
Finally a Video I can relate to.
Damn that nurse is indeed 🔥🔥
We need to replace elective cosmetic surgery with quality psychological care.
yeah when he was explaining the whole penis pump thing and how he got started it reminded me a lot/sounded like body dysmorphia
Exactly. Reconstructive surgeries are just a gateway to suicide for a lot of transgender people
@@postingwhateveriwant4454 Reconstructive surgeries usually aren't a bad thing. But I believe that there should be a mandatory psychological test before any surgery related thing that isn't for health reasons.
He's got sorrow eyes. Looks like he is about to cry any second.
Micke Efternamn fits, doesn't it? You wouldn't expect a happy person to enlarge any body-parts, would you?
I came just for the comments
Dude needs a medieval codpiece
If Htiler was alive to see this...
Nikola241 He'd probably inject is little stash.
MLG Franco he would be sad.
+MLG Franco A great prospective subject for Mengele's next experiment.
I thought it was Bane in the thumbnail picture
Me too. I thought the video was going to be what life is like when you're constantly wearing a Bane mask or some shit. This threw me for a loop.
Rusty Shackleford I'm here 4 u
Well. There it is...the Vice Comments have reached peak cancer.
“Don’t need it to, Brian.”
I actually had to pay for a penis reduction surgery so I understand this man's pain tbh
More details, please. Was it medical necessary? What is the recovery time
Circumcision.
Yes but can he still get and maintain an erection? It would seem that the erectile tissue would not be able to fully function with all that silicon pressing on it.
I like, really want to see how it looks now. They're giving us so much information about it, I just want to take a gander at it to see for myself.
me too
just image one of those large Ground beef logs, that you see at the Grocery store. The prepackaged meat logs in a large plastic bag, that are about 6-10 lbs, that'll give ya an idea. Just don't get caught fondling them in the store, or having an orgasm 😆
You can google saline injected penises and it'd look pretty much like that. It looks massive and bloated kind of. They're kinda strange but honestly I can't say I wouldn't wanna touch one... Lol. It's fascinating.
@@Texaca Size wise sure but no they don't look like ground meat...
@@nathangray8354 Out of all the things I've seen on the internet, what I just searched probably disgusted me the most.
Frankly, I think I would be too afraid to touch one, because I'd imagine it would explode. They remind me of greasy cheeseburgers for some reason as well.
This is almost like that South Park episode when Randy goes to extreme measures to get his hands on medicinal marijuana!
dude i can relate with this guy so much you guys could never undertand 😥
"It makes me feel better" yet he hides it behind his messenger bag. Wait, huh?!
I should be sleeping...
same tho
Marquis yeah same it's 12:20 at night school as well😂😂😂 can I chat with you till I tell you I will go to sleep???
you can chat with me
StereotypicalEmoUsername ŕ
We should all be sleeping