When you pickpocket but don't take anything
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- Опубликовано: 28 янв 2023
- @Graenolf
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So this is when you pickpocket but don't take anything. Big thief moment in these open world rpgs and video games you feel me. Check out my other gaming skits bye 
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Graenolf's biggest crime was taking that sweet hat from that poor npc
*Returning it.
The title says he didn’t, and I didn’t see him take it
Can you blame him tho? The npc was cute as heck, have you seen those blue eyes?
“take ur hands out my trousers” “its not a big deal”
I think I would've preferred not to have been made aware of this association.
"What are you doing step-Thane?"
I'm so sorry for making this joke
it really isnt a big deal. i do this daily at the daycare with babi-
2:16
You've modded a new character model into your game. I'm impressed.
My first thought too 😂
fully voiced too. great work
THE "GUARDS" REPEATED I CAN'T 😭I adore your sketches sm
@#JohnnyDeppIsRacist L + Get a Hobby
I keep replaying 0:26 lmao
"Get your hands out of my trousers" should be an actual line in the games
In ESO, I can't remember where, but I remember pickpocketing an NPC years ago and getting caught, and the man just yells out 'GUARDS! HELP! THIS STRANGE WOMAN IS TOUCHING ME!'. It made me laugh but I can't remember ever getting that line to trigger again, so maybe it was a fever dream
I'm so used to it being just Graenolfie that it took over 20 seconds for me to register that there's someone else as well.
Me too 😂😂
Same. Brain didn't want to accept it.
As the title of the video says, he didn't take anything. There was another thief you didn't see because of his high Sneak skill, stealing the guy's clothes and putting them on the other guy without either of them noticing.
The other thief must be master level in both skills
The mic just taped to his bare chest? The laughing? The "guards" looped in the background? A masterpiece.
The attention to detail when he flawlessly plunders this man’s entire inventory right before his eyes but immediately gets a bounty when he tries to reverse pickpocket something back
“Im just looking” 🤣 actually creepy when you put it like this
"They may take our clothes and our apples. They may take our lives. But they will never take... OUR OYFUM!!!"
I love how Graenolf keeps his titles ambiguous, but we all know he's talking about Skyrim specifically.
(I still miss the snippets of music that played during the top 5 lists)
((Love your content, have a nice indefinite period of time))
If it's Skyrim I wonder what's happening in-game because I would have sworn those games definitely arrest you if you're caught pickpocketing, even if you didn't take anything. Is it that the guy had enough skill to go undetected on most of the pickpocketing, but then got caught by chance when shifting the hat back to the other guy's inventory?
@@oosakasan no, skyrim doesn't give you any bounties for looking through an NPC's inventory. just tested it on several whiterun NPCs while guards were watching (including the guards themselves)
@@oosakasan nope! You can look all you want. It’s taking things that set off the guards
How skilled can graenolf be that he can change his facial structure and voice just for this skit? See you at the oscars.
Illusion 100
The repeated “guards” has so much “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you” vibe lmao
It's okay, he's the Jarl's thane. He'll be let go-
or else.
I cant believe that guy lied so much to the audience by acusing the protagonist that he was stealing
I saw Bryce and had to do a double take, my first thought was that Graenolf learned to shapeshift
This was UNHINGED and I loved every second
How kind of you to leave him with a microphone and a piece of tape. You really are a generous fellow.
This is so dramatic 😭🤣
Bryce cracking up got me started and then the key stuck to your face and the fucking apple lol
Took me a moment to realise the other guy wasn't him... what a trip.
Struggling to tell if you actually got a second person for this video or if your costumes have gotten THAT good
makeup
@@Graenolf maybe he's born with it
Citizen: "What are you doing?!"
Thief: "Just looking around your inventory to see what you have."
Citizen: "What?! That's illegal! I'm gonna call the guards!"
Thief: "Relax, relax. I was finished anyway."
*Citizen pats himself down*
Citizen: "Oh, you didn't take anything."
Thief: "Yeah you didn't have anything worth stealing."
Citizen: "I don't know whether to feel relieved or insulted..."
What really happened: NPC tried to frame the player by removing all of their clothes and putting them ON the player, so when the player wanted to return the hat, he was framed into a crime by failing a pickpocket BECAUSE HE'S BAD AT IT AND NOT A THIEF. That NPC deserves to have a visit in his house at 3 A.M. to complete the quest.
hehe brilliant 😄
This is why you always quicksave first
villains sure do love their apples
More collabs like this please. The more the merrier.
That sassy pe-cu-li-ar was glorious 1:19
Skyrim logic
I'm sure we all couldn't resist laughing like Bryce did. You did great Bryce!
Normally I do sense skyrim in your skits but for this one I also got a lil Kingdom come deliverance 😂
The repeating shout of the guards, and the laughing, it really got me XDDD ♥
Oblivion NPC going to Skyrim be like
Looks like Graenolf finally met his match
The repeated "Guards hehhuhhu" 😂😂
“JUST LET IT POKE AROUND”
i don't understand what bryce is getting so upset about graeolf hasn't done anything wrong
Finally! Thank you
So scandalous, yet so brilliant, lol.
the guy shouts: guards, guards...
guards: he's giving you a hj, so non of our business..
Dang, Graenolf’s costumes are getting better. Maybe it’s just because of how hilariously chaotic this video is, but he literally looks like an entirely different person here 😦
Actors, camera person, editing- 😗👌
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Graneolf.. that man doesn't have pockets..
Shouldve done like a fake decapitation from Skyrim at the end
I just like rubbing strangers up and down with my hands
Skyrim, you can frisk people, but taking anything gets you arrested
@@JargonMadjin I wasn’t talking about Skyrim but your comment is funny
Graenolf would make the absolute perfect Brynjolf and no one in the universe can convince me otherwise
When it says 0% chance to take
This is so fun~ I can't believe other people exist in the Graenolf universe, lol. Videogame acting is such a skill.
What's funny is, this is how it works in Skyrim-
You can pickpocket someone, but don't get in trouble, unless you take something 😂
oblivion be like 😭
This is peak cinematography lol
So many twists! Even the title was a twist
The key taped to his face killed me
0:47 Bryce looks like Pippin from Lord of the Rings... Its so perfect.
is nobody gonna point out how they had the mic attached to his chest hair at some point?
No?
Cuz I fucking lost it when I noticed
Once in a crowded bus an awkward situation occurred. I felt someone's hand in my pocket trying to steal my monthly pass ticket (not sure about the English word). And so i put my hand over that hand and slowly, with a sliding movement pushed it out of my pocket, no words exchanged. I was 15 or less at the time. Couldn't decide fast enough how to react.
"Let me poke around a little bit and I'll be on my way" would be a great slogan for a proctologist. No? Too on the button?
this is comedic gold
0:40-0:56 was when i absolutely lost it😂 the expressions and camera angles were on point
Hands off my sweet roll!
Girl bossing and gaslighting thief
I think this is how it works in Divinity 2
I wish Skyrim had the option to return people's "lost" items for a reward
Or a bounty if they have half a brain
Good thing he didn't steal the lapel mic!
I can't believe he didn't take anything that entire time
iT sAys So iN tHe tiTLe
The gaslighting is so real lmfao
Nice of you to put up with buddy laughing in every take.
And then the townsman looked on in horror as the literal demi-god infront of him massacred the entire population of city guards in a matter of seconds and only stopped because he got bored. He then walked over to the last surviving guard, tapped him on the shoulder, handed him an impossible amount of coin, and walked out of town as if nothing had happened.
Lmaoo i love these videos
That other guy is hilarious. Can you do another one with him?
Me when I peek at the Riften/Whiterun Guard's inventory
omg we need more GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
It shouldn’t be so funny, but I am laughing so hard 😂🤣🤣
You can't give gifts to people in Fallout. So i gave someone a nice item by reverse pickpocketing. They shot me.
Oh no someone in this universe that isn't graenolf.
Being able to steal the clothing off someone while they're wearing it makes Mercer look like a chump, Guildmaster Nightingale? Oh please
The loud idiot stumbling through dungeons like a barbarian? Yeah most terrible stealth followers are better thieves then what ever AI he got.
@@insaincaldo If I recall he only became Guildmaster because he murdered the previous one before pinning it on someone else
@@JargonMadjin Yeah, but their recruitment was lax when Player joins, because they were desperate. How did he get in back when they actually had a creed?
@@insaincaldo Unless I'm remembering it wrong, Mercer stole the Skeleton Key and that's why the guild was "having bad luck" because he desecrated the Twilight Sepulcher, the guild was desperate because Mercer basically got the guild cursed. No clue what recruitment was like before Mercer went rogue but I would guess something similar to how it was handled in Oblivion
@@JargonMadjin That's about it
I love the microphone tapped to Bryce's hairy chest...
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These boys work hard and they play harder
The mic on his chest hair is crazy
Best Jimmy Fallon impression I’ve seen
Relish in it. Hahaha
😂 the mic taped to his bare chest
This recent RUclipsr trend of including the outtakes in the skit is due a good parody.
Enjoy my subscribtion. Ive watched over a dozen now. Enjoyed them all. finally decided. Enjoy
With all of the fruit in your videos, Graenolf, you should try to get sponsored by the Department of Health and Human Services.
i love that half the vid was bloopers lmao :P i will subscrem to mr bryce
Last witness killed, 25 gold bounty removed
Player characters really do be like that sometimes
"Yet"
The censoring of the nips😂😂
Where did he have the gold coins for the bounty?....but that reminds me of pickpocketing in Fallout 4. Not to steal...but to smuggle grenades into enemies pockets 🙂
this is amazing
"Khajiit is innocent! Khajiit did nothing wrong!!!!"
The G in Graenolf is for gaslight
I suddenly thought of you after years and here you are with a new video :)
“Gaurdzzz”(slight moan)🤣
Guarddszz!! Guardszzz!!
That is why i play fighter/rogue in any game I can.
That way I can defend myself if someone has a problem with me pickpocketing everything they own.
Until I max out pickpocket, I only pickpocket bandits, that way I don't get a bounty if I get caught on lower pickpocket levels
This masterpiece I can't omg
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Wonder where those brown beads came from once Bryce was already topless… 🤔
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