Nice. | Mastermind Creations Eris: Kultur Review

Here's my review of the Mastermind Creations / Ocular Max IF-01 Eris: Kultur, a third party Transformers figure of Tarn from the IDW Transformers comics...except he's a fembot. Don't cancel me, bro
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[@dredgenmerciless3422]

Don't forget That canonically tarn is obsessed with transforming so much he regularly burns out his transformation cog. I'm kinda wondering about that turret placement now.

[@Pikminer-5087]

Probably one of the most unique tank transformations I've ever seen. Making the turret out of the legs should be done more often.

[@kagephenex]

It feels like Jobby's hair has been getting spikier each video, almost as if he's turning into a mad scientist, or a mad toy reviewer.

[@iamrei856]

If Jobby made IKEA furniture with "Dispertion relation" on the background, I'd watch it.

[@dpprsion5379]

Imagine when a doctor does a x-ray at Jobby's body, it's probably empty considering the fact that he sells his organs for us, God bless this man

[@Kaizer617]

Also, as someone who has read the comics, lemme reassure you, Tarn and the DJD are more than just the Decepticons' personal enforcer squad that weed out those who aren't as dedicated or trators.... they're basically a cult, religiously devoted to Megatron! They even kneel before an image of him and recite their own messed up equivalent of the Lord's Prayer that ends with Megatron's classic quote "Peace Through Tyranny"! And Tarn had a crisis of faith when Megatron gave up the Decepticon way, joined the Autobots, and made a change for the better.

[@KashewKiddo3826]

Reviewing a female version of the figure before the original version is the most Jobby thing ever.

[@soldierex2176]

You actually kept the transformation sequence, you mad lad. I remember you saying you contemplated cutting this part out of the video for reasons, but I'm glad you still managed to put it in this review.

[@icathianPLD]

just the idea of a female tarn is genius,cant express how excited i am for this review

[@Ageltacephalus]

Just imagine a masochistic Autobots get tortured by female Tarn.

[@ssj4jason737]

"Scalpers need to be scalped"

[@wolfclaw719]

Jobby: "Toy designers Stop being horni!"

[@ToaArcan]

Fun detail: The facial damage is heavily implied (if not confirmed, been a while since a read it) to be the work of Grimlock. Guy ruined Tarn's face like ten minutes after he got it back (Empurata's a hell of a thing). The next time they met, an amnesiac Grimlock punched Tarn in the, uh,

[@queefbeef4879]

Jobby: makes videos on different robots

[@shamanaknak]

The fake Gerwalk Mode looks slightly like the peace walker in MGS.

[@dragomight8851]

Watching this figure crunch up together into a seamless tank shows the creative dark magic of 3rd parties, and also how Samus has some competition as top of the "women who are so flexible they can scrunch up into things list."

[@CinderUnit]

2:47

[@battleupsaber462]

Why aren't there a Rule 63 toys of every character from Transformers

[@mfmoltar]

You gotta love how far he stretches his jokes just like this figure, take that statement however you will

[@iberis361]

3:34