Trump's Making Things Up (Even More Than Ever!)
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2020
- Newscasters can't believe that Election Night is a week away, Trump continues with his mega rallies despite COVID outbreaks being traced back to his events, he claims we're “rounding the corner” on the virus, Donald Trump Jr. doesn’t understand why people are so upset about Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation, the long-awaited sequel to "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV," Obama visits Orlando for Joe Biden, and a shocking reveal about the future of “The Bachelorette.”
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“I feel like I’m waiting for the results of a biopsy” godddd, if that isn’t such an accurate description
I feel like I'm waiting for the keys to my first home. I am excitedly waiting for the blue tsunami
Yep. Accurate.
@@floralee4699 wish I could be as optimistic as you.
You mean autopsy
Exactly
I think he's confusing 'Rounding the corner' with 'Circling the drain'.....
rounding the corner of the drain
The man's half way round the bend!
@Muslims for Trump Why do you want to Make America Go Away?
@jp he just never learned how to use one. He hired some other toddler to do the potty training for him.
Man that's a good one.
"Rounding the corner"............ he has rounded so many corners that he is going in circles.
Jimmy isn’t even trying to be subtle with his jokes anymore. 😂
Guillermo, don't let us down!
Latino's liKe Trump! Whyyy????
@@stormyweather8798
Those are mostly foreign trolls or bots with the exception of Cubans
I don't find it amusing that the sidekick hasn't voted yet.
Guillermo... Please go and vote!❤❤❤
Doesn't anyone remembering Guillermo saying he voted last week?
We’re “rounding the corner” so much now that we’re right back where we were in March.
😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 I love your sarcasm lol lmao 😂😂😂🤣🤣
If you're always rounding the corner, you're going in circles.
@@HowDoUPlayGames Circling the drain then?
Yup, these clowns rounding the circle
Exactly
Stupid reality shows like The Bachelorette are one of the reasons why we are stuck with Donald Trump. They contribute absolutely nothing of value but turn people’s brains to jelly.
It's not even winter yet, but it's already snowing on DJTJ's nose.
it's always*
The problem is that he keeps rounding those corners and ending up in the same place he started.
His presidency is basically NASCAR, except he only turns right.
Hopefully that corner is rounding down the sewer where trump belongs.
Going in circles since he started..in other words chasing his own tail like a cat
tRump went round the bend years ago. Bedlam make room, here he comes.
The whole administration is good at circle logic. Rounding the corner really means chasing your own tail.
That rounding the corner bit/video clips were hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂
The guy who flew out of the waterslide was the best.
🇺🇸VOTE TRUMP🇺🇸
@@victoriavinson8401 Yes! 🤣
@Dave Roche Awwww man. I hate when that happens 🤣🤣🤣
This administration is a circus ! They must all go. NOW.
U must go!
Linda Selander They will leave the WH. Biden/Harris 20.Jan. 🍾👍🏿
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 be carfl wht u wish fr!
"As if she has any say in what stupid competitions these guys do."
"For whatever reason, she thought it was a good idea to have the guys roast each other."
Yeah. I'm in Colorado & we are rounding the covid corner back to stage 3 of Safer at home. Wear the damn mask.
Masks dont even help. A CDC report came out that people got covid through their masks
@@yttryhard6547 I have the N95 mask. But you go ahead & go maskless.
The package the masks come in clearly say they WILL NOT protect you against a virus. When will people learn to read & not listen to the media.
@@Mellyboowhowho I listen to my doctors. I'm high risk with numerous health issues. You go maskless. I don't care if you get sick. I will follow my medical team advice.
@@Mellyboowhowho It depends on the mask. And the mask is for other people . So u dont give anyone the virus. A 2 way street
If I hear “rounding the corner” one more time my head is going to explode 🤯
oh you made me laugh as its driving me nuts too. Mr. President what corner are we rounding My Answer Is Disaster and heartache
Tie on a scarf and save your brain.
U guys are rounding the same corner 4 times
This is got to be the longest corner in history
Now he's repeating: Covid, Covid, Covid and says "people" are sick of it (don't think he meant to make a pun).
Obama said today Trump is jealous of the media coverage Covid gets.
I voted early yesterday with my mom, it felt so good!! I really hope my vote matters and that it doesn't just get ignored.
@Luka u got Trump virus 2020
@Luka you sound brainwashed do you listen to Trump talk like a simpleton act like a child and notice all the turmoil he created you people are sick I don't like Joe Biden but at least he comes off as a human being Donald doesn't just like you but even though we disagree I wish you the best
Yeah I hope it was for Trump because Biden would ruin this country
@Luka I hope you get your wish he wins so he could go ahead and ruin America it's never did nothing for people like me or my family hopefully what ever was here before the corporation of America will exist again so good luck n u have an awesome day
Not only the media saying that. Even me in the UK told my husband yesterday ‘ Can you believe it’s one week to election day’ Taco Tuesday. Best of luck America
ashamed of my fellow Minnesotans. I can also say, many of us predicted it would be a covid fest. (At least the groups I associate with)
I am from MN and watched that rally (on RUclips) and I was appalled at the lies they were cheering him on for 😖
"We're rounding the corner??"
Those words are a slap in the face to the lives lost to covid. Rest In Peace to My Mother, whom my family laid to rest on Monday due to this virus that he said would just magically go away.
I’m truly sorry that this entirely avoidable current situation has taken your mother away from you. I am in daily fear that someone in my mom’s small circle will let their guard down, and pass it on to her. I spent the first three months of the pandemic keeping her away from people by taking care of her shopping & errands and having frequent drives around our area for an outdoor diversion. Setting up driveway visits with her two closest friends. I had to return to work, and couldn’t protect her forever. I resent the mismanagement of our country that has brought us to this point, and no one could blame you for the outrage you must feel.
My sincere condolences for your loss.
We are sad for your loss but as Americans we are a tough people and we will get thru this. But joe Biden is corrupt politician that takes money from China and he would not have closed the borders at all. Millions would have died China used its people to spread a virus around the world while stopping all domestic travel in hubei province from entering rest of china.
@joe kewl wtf are you talking about?
May I offer my condolences on your loss?
aat 4:58 ". . . like king Tootin' Con Man" I had to laugh or else I'd cry.
Why in Hell is The Balchelorette even a thing? And who in their right mind would waste time on such drivel??
How big is this corner...
It's a UUUUUGE corner. A tremendous corner. The BIGLIEST most beautiful corner the world has ever seen!
The rounding of the corner is just at the bend of his yuuuuge lard ass. It takes his belt a week to make the latch connection.
It's a corner unlike nobody has ever seen before in the history of the world...
Trump is on his fourth left covid turn. Oops.
It's a circle.
225 THOUSAND FAMILIES KNOW WHY WE ALL SHOULD WEAR A MASK !!!!!!!
#😷😷😷
2.2 million is worse. Joe Biden failed in 2009 and he would fail again if elected.
@@nickpatterson4733 trump is the worse celebrity in chief we ever had period dude
I have been wearing my mask since end of January. Still don't understand why people don't wear a mask and get sick and die. I guess people don't believe doctors.
china is to blame for deaths
*King Tut-And-Conman*
Hahaha...😂👍
“The obese toddler’s wife who wishes she had married you” hahaha GOLD. And seriously what woman wouldn’t want Barack? 💕
One week until I stop getting random ass phone calls and text messages asking me if I voted.
Yeah no kidding! I got 5 calls today! Thank God it's almost over.. 😂
Did you vote?
I dunno, I sometimes see Christmas ads after Christmas day has passed. Maybe the same could apply here. lol
It's 2020...get a cellphone.
Can you believe that they are begging for 💰
PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE!!
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood election poll worker 😬
Trumps going to win in a blithering landslide So just prepare yourself if you happen to be emotional unstable and prone to extreme TDS
Arthur Dealy how about you prepare yourself to shut it. No one wants to hear you incite the victory of a conman
Already did!😁
LOL
LOL
You're correct !
Jp G lmao such a funny comment as joe and hunter bidens business associate went on tucker Carlson tonight and completely sunk their entire empire with first hand corroborated witness accounts and emails phone call audio and texts
Wake up you sad liberal
this is me with the "rounding the corner clips" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 wow. Funny!
Donnie jr had better give up the coke soon or he’s gonna lose his nose.
Not only that he's going to lose his daddy's money to buy more coke when he's voted out
This comment section gives me hope and so do you, jimmy. Thank you for being an uplifting voice during these times. Since the beginning of covid when you were doing at home shows, to now, you’ve helped a lot of people through. Thank you ❤️
Agreed !
King tutinCONman 😂😂😂😂
If we are rounding the corner, then we must be stuck in a round about in the road.
Just wait until 11/4...the news will stop talking about Trump and Covid 99% of the day.
5:34 "the fraudigal son". When no one else gets you Jimmy, I got you.
A sexual preadator, a racist and a Russian spy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President?
Trump 2020
@@LV-1969 grow a few brain cells
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice!!
@@LV-1969 he’s talking about Trump! :D
@@somecanadian7049 actually Biden needs them. He can’t put two complete sentences together without a teleprompter.
If y’all weren’t doing any shows this week, I’m not sure I could make it emotionally
Me too
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I see so many smart people commenting here. Seriously, you people are so smart. It's clear judging by the quality of entertainment you consume. You are clearly way above average IQ.
could you record yourself on election night? I need another "NO!" woman meme.
Amen!
Speaking of Manson: “They may not believe the lie completely, but they’ll have to refer to it if they don’t know anything else”.
My jeans are mostly Levis. Will that keep me Covid free?
"My husband is in this room" im dead lmao with the reactions of everyone ..... 12:18
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Who watches this crap ?!
FYI. Fracking contaminates ground water. There is plenty of scientific proof, instances of wells being forced unusable, then of course there is common sense.
It causes earthquakes, too.
proof? no? ah ok, you're one of those. gotcha.
@@hedegaard8 You're one of those people who don't even wait for to see evidence because you are so ill educated you are a Trump supporter who calls everything they don't agree with fake.
@@HP-le3no So you don't have any proof either? Links? no? You see my point? But please, instead of coming with proof - come with more personal insults, instead of sticking to the narrative. That'll work for ya :)
@@hedegaard8 I'm not the one making the argument, I apologise for insulting you but I'm right, you didn't even give him a chance to reply instead assuming yo know everything when you don't.
Is he talking about jeans/ genes? I though he didn't believe in science 😂
genes are not science they are Islamic
@@fozya.h.a5062 😂you are funny
@5:50 Kimmel & his DTJ impression SPOT ON... watched it 10x in a row 😂 😂
He isnt talking about "We the people " only his people .
And his people are called Donald J. Trump.
“Me the People”?
Trump 2020!
The only thing he will never deny is his name!... Everything else he's not responsible for.
Who were responsible for the attempted kidnapping
If you keep rounding the corner, aren't you just going in circles?
Ya...like a NASCAR driver.
😂😂😂👏🏼 I’m dead. Thx. Stay well
"yo bro.. bro yo... BRO" LMFAO !!!! when the bros start flying thats how you know theres trouble on the show!
Hello from New York love your show Thank you for standing for us
He's taking out his own fan base lol
poor jimmy :(
Or increasing his fans base.
@@zheyi13296 definitely losing
"No oil, no guns, no God"???? 🤔
Sounds like paradise to me!!!
@John Saman you CLEARLY dont know ANYTHING about the Soviet Union lol
Same
Thank you for making me laugh Jimmy
Jimmy fallon and Jimmy kimmel are the best shoes on American tv, I’m from England and these 2 are brilliant
"I didn't want to cause a panic"
"Senior citizens! Biden's gonna steal aaaaallll your air conditioning!"
Ahhh, such calming words.
If it's your car, drive 65 mph end roll down your windows. How did we survive when there was no air conditioning. Church used fans.
He’s really crazy.
THIS IS WHAT STALIN DREAMED ABOUT!!!!!!!
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
Lmao!!!!! I died at the Djtj impression 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A reality TV bachelorette that doesn’t respect men and a reality TV president that doesn’t respect women. Not quite the kind of “equality” I hoped we’d strive for.
“Tutan-CON-MAN” made me burst out laughing! 😄😁😆
More like:
"Tootin'-conman"
Jimmy is clever.
@Bønzëaux Błëuxgrēn oo, good one!
His genes are so good. His bone spurs haven't healed.
He actually said once that "he didn't believe in genes"
👏👏👏👏👏👏✋✋✋
Jimmy bro your comedy is fire today.
What happened to the "Good Jobs" for coal miners that tRump promised Kentucky coal miners??????????????????? Did he keep his PROMISE!!!!
Drop it off Guiermo
The Bachelorette is indicative of the mental swill that gave rise to the fake reality shows that spawned the Donald Trump death cult.
Thanks for always making me laugh ❤🦘🐨
We've missed you Keith Olbermann! So glad you're back!!
Make America sane again
Lol I'm down for the ol status quo over this trump regime
*great
America has a population density of 36 people/ km^2 while South Korea has 515 people/km^2 and yet south korea is doing so good. Americans think immigration is countries' biggest problem but in actual it is the poor education system. American students are scoring lower than the students of Jordan which is a constant war country where students struggle to even go to a school and American students are scoring lower than them!!! If there is an actual grave problem in the US , it is the lower education levels.
I wonder if those "accordion hands" are ever tempted to reach up and strangle their owner?
I do not think they can reach that far.
That 7 days scene was hilarious man you should included short clip though from the ring as I believe samara says 7 days too hahahahha.
“Justice Barrett” oxymoron
👩⚖️ 🦴 y 🥕
One week left in the election season. Go vote early
Rounding the curve...Dead Man's Curve
Good one Heather.
"Charles Manson cared more about his family than Donald Trump does." 😂😂😂😂
U r a democratic idiot!
@@lindaselander9602 Hahaha. Aww. Don't be mad at me because Trump's losing. 😂😂
@@lindaselander9602 and my comment was a quote from the video. So whose the idiot now? 😂😂😂
@@SHAYUPIVER trump could win in the courts, like demoncrats do. If u cant win by the ballot, sue till u win. Takn from the demoncrat agenda
@@SHAYUPIVER now now be nice!
King TootinConMan! 🤣🤣
"No oil
No guns
No god!"
Why do people support him?
No guns? I think you’re talking about Biden buddy. Biden is the one who wants to take all of your guns
cuz it's true
@@GHOSTSULLY cuz they are falling for fear MONGERING from a con man. This is what they care about most apparently lol oil guns and God.... In that order 👌
Them: The media is fear mongering!
Trump: they are going to take your guns
Them: omg I’m afraid, my guns!!
They suffer serious brain damage!
Rounding the corner of a prison cell. Bye.
That's the way to tell Biden
I love ❤️ you Jimmy!!
Don’t you dare try to mail it.
Turn it in yourself.
The best way. I did.
Too late to mail now. It may not get there on time- " DON'T TAKE THAT CHANCE!!!"
Guillermo you are too kool--- but please take this serious!!! It's not a joke.
Guillermo being too lazy to vote got me low key pissed, not gonna lie.
Not a good look for the show. They should tape him VOTING. wtf!
Guillermo might be a Lawful Permanent Resident. There's no shame in that. LPRs can't vote. Jimmy shouldn't put him on the spot.
@@apj341 ahhhhhh. Wouldn't his 'boss' & buddy be aware of his status? It did put him on the spot!
@@poorthing some people don’t know the difference among employers. I used to work for immigration and employers asked that a lot.
But he said hes going to vote, no?
Trump: "If you have difficulty rounding the corners, just hang four lefts and I'll meet you back here"
The bachelorette plot twist we didn't see coming 😃😄😂🥴
King Tutnconman , the milk came out of my nose i was laughing so hard
Joe Biden let's go!!
Well, who's up for cabinet. How will just sleep thru it so they had best be sharp.
Trump lets go!
@@lindaselander9602 Is that an orange ?
@@victoriawinhumphries7161 what???
I love you ❤️Jimmy! Oh man you and Guillermo are the real deal man!🤣
Guillemo's so-what attitude toward mailing his ballot in a timely manner is disturbing in this election year but unfortunately I think is more common than we think. I don't even believe that he'll mail it. Jimmy needs to drive Guillemo home after the show and make sure he 100% mail in his vote.
Trump was in my town today..may god have mercy on Wisconsin 🤣
@Luka hello clown 🤡
For the first time ever Guillermo disappoints me
Agree far too late to postal vote..good grief what an example. Very disappointed in him
Don’t know about California, but in some states as long as your mail in ballot is post marked by Nov 3, they will still count it
Right idk why someone would want to mail in their votes anyway when thousands are being lost and thrown away.
@Karl Dilkington I takes 2-3 days. He's fine. It still counts even if he sends it Nov 3rd
@@14gears55 Doesn’t matter he has had a long time already to do this and is setting a dreadful example to others viewing this. He should have said yep got it in early ..wanna make sure. Good grief he should be ashamed.
We rounding so many corners we going in circles lol
Well the poor man rounded the corner too many times.
The car over the cliff, is what I've been saying about "Rounding the corner".
An people voted for him
HELP THEM
@John Stamper a smart man
@John Stamper trump is certifiable
joe biden thinks he's running for the senate
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Absolutely rounding the corners...
Kimmel has the best pattern finding team
I swear trump can’t even put a sentence together that makes sense, or in context to what they ever talking about, I’ve NEVER seen it
still 4 more years 😂
Obama couldn’t even put one together either in that few second excerpt they played. And Biden slurs like a drunk from his dementia or whatever cognitive deteriorating illness he has.
Oh my goodness...we are really rounding the corner to their death. Lol 😆
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Trump's talking about a Nascar corner. Keeps turning left on a continuous loop.
I needed that laugh! Thx Jimmy!
I'm a waitress and I'm tired of this crap wear a mask and let's be done with this
You're tired of wearing a mask or of your job?☮
Would be awesome if we all could be done wearing masks..none of us like this..now if we all could follow the rules and wear a stupid little mask for a few short months instead of fighting for our rights to spread an infectious disease to everyone perhaps this could end ..maybe?
Politics is terrifying me right now, I don’t like how this road is going
It's like driving drunk on roofies, on the autobahn at night in dark glasses, bassackwards
The military/police are sworn to defend the country not the president. If he tried to defraud the election they won't stand for it.
From overseas ...right now !? We have been terrified of your political situation for the last four years 😳 we are exhausted.
@@gunnjorunjungeengelsen6612 lol
@@gunnjorunjungeengelsen6612 we're exhausted too.! hopefully most people are burned out on trump drama and are voting for him to go!
About Covid: "I didn't want to cause panic."
About Biden: "If he wins it's basically the end of the world!"
(Sure, little Don the con... Sure.)
Always only watch the SNL versions of the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Much shorter and far more entertaining with better twists too.
Trump's campaign slogan "Keep Me Out Of American Prison"
Only thing rounding around the corner are the voting lines. Get him out America.
VOTE Biden
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Trump trump trump trump
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Rounding the corner? Like his pop belly?... Like the top of a MCDONALD'S CHEESEBURGER? Rounding them like the golden arches? Round the corner like the shape of the coronavirus itself?!
When you hear your president quoting phrases "No Oil, No Gun, No God" it's a signal of desperate times
Vote Biden/Harris Just Ridin’ the Wave