Droplets of Love in the Air at Trump’s Return Rally

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  • Опубликовано: 12 окт 2020
  • Apple released their new iPhone, Trump made his bigly return to the rally stage in Florida and danced once again to YMCA, Biden is holding drive-in rallies, cases of COVID are up, Trump’s campaign is doubling down on phony Fauci endorsements, and Clare Crawley’s new season of “The Bachelorette” began tonight, she met all of the eligible suitors, and Jimmy's wife Molly makes her official prediction for who will win Clare's heart.
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  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote 3 года назад +577

    "They say I'm immune". Yup, those voices in his head are talking again.

    • @kimberlysmith9238
      @kimberlysmith9238 3 года назад

      K

    • @jessica92478
      @jessica92478 3 года назад

      Right

    • @matthewoneal4816
      @matthewoneal4816 3 года назад +9

      Dangit, I thought that maybe COVID would have killed them and then left.

    • @guywithjeep
      @guywithjeep 3 года назад +5

      Reports of confirmed reinfection came in today. Immunity seems like a possible pipe dream...

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 3 года назад +4

      @Travel Tips You literally just repeated the same 🐂💩 response for every comment. Can you not think of a new easily disproven statement? How sad.

  • @taeadaramola2088
    @taeadaramola2088 3 года назад +18

    I love how Jimmy interacts with his wife. Her blushing is too cute

  • @Benj1to
    @Benj1to 3 года назад +117

    “It’s fun to stay at the Walter Reed hospital” that had me dying 😂🤣

    • @tracyevettebarnes
      @tracyevettebarnes 3 года назад +3

      ME TOO.. caught me off guard. I’m wheezing

    • @marky8013
      @marky8013 3 года назад +3

      I came back to this video just to watch it again!!!😭

    • @CoffinDoll
      @CoffinDoll 3 года назад

      He can barely dance and it’s almost creepy lol thank god he’s leaving

    • @ShirwaOsman
      @ShirwaOsman 3 года назад +1

      Just came to enjoy from North 🇨🇦

  • @MichaelTBalonek
    @MichaelTBalonek 3 года назад +5

    "Walter Reed Hospital..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best, fully non-expected line!! 🤣

  • @Nina525
    @Nina525 3 года назад +39

    Omg...him dancing reminds me of the Dancing Santa's you put out as decoration and it plays jingle bells when you press the button 😂😂

    • @danyf.1442
      @danyf.1442 3 года назад +5

      Yes, but way creepier and gross

    • @JDK172
      @JDK172 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂 someone find the off switch or take the batteries out. They must be running out as he keeps malfunctioning.

    • @Nina525
      @Nina525 3 года назад

      @@JDK172 😂😂😂

  • @aznbreakerboi51o
    @aznbreakerboi51o 3 года назад +716

    “It’s fun to stay at the - Walter Reed Hospital.”
    Lmaooo

    • @WrekCreationL
      @WrekCreationL 3 года назад +22

      I caught covid but it's that part that killed me

    • @sharonc7630
      @sharonc7630 3 года назад +22

      That got me... I just laughed so hard!!🤣

    • @lecture42
      @lecture42 3 года назад +12

      @@sharonc7630 Best joke of the night! So unexpected!

    • @daveyboots79
      @daveyboots79 3 года назад +11

      It got me good, I literally laughed out loud

    • @patrickduffy964
      @patrickduffy964 3 года назад +9

      As long as taxpayers are footing the bill, meanwhile people are losing their lives!

  • @darlenemorant8969
    @darlenemorant8969 3 года назад +1

    You got to love Italians they're so open about EVERYTHING!!! Beautiful.

  • @13rinxo
    @13rinxo 3 года назад +56

    "ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE..."
    "... walter reed hospital u.u"
    THIS GOT ME SO BAD I WASNT EXPECTING IT IM ON THE FLOOR

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 3 года назад +3

      Renzo Obando IKR...The nerve of him. He cost us $100,00 for that weekend at Walter Reed, and he didn't even stay there, he had to take a joy ride!

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 3 года назад +2

      Likewise!!!!!

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 года назад +3

      @@screeningmimi It cost more than 100 grand for the helicopter ride and Security detail.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 3 года назад +1

      @@elbarjones4812 True! I didn't have the figures beyond the $100,000K If you have them, I'd of course love to see them. What a waste of money!

  • @driverman8615
    @driverman8615 3 года назад +1316

    "No amount of evidence can ever persuade an idiot" Mark Twain

    • @dziadohydny
      @dziadohydny 3 года назад +8

      Hahaha, what a story, Mark!

    • @stansb37
      @stansb37 3 года назад +6

      I like this quote but it is not from Mark Twain.

    • @dopeykat6653
      @dopeykat6653 3 года назад +7

      So many idiots out there, we will have no energy left if we're trying to tell them.

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 3 года назад +22

      "if voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it"
      -Mark Twain

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 3 года назад +4

      This qoute is so true they have Literally rigged our election so hard were left with a dementiad segargationist and Donald trump twain's right voting won't save us time to organize against these 2 racist idiots

  • @Sicgaming
    @Sicgaming 3 года назад +59

    Someone needs to do a YMCA video with Trump and Putin dancing together so his crowd is reminded of it when he plays it

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +6

      Don't forget Kim and the Saudi king, they'd pout if you left them out!

  • @Waveylily
    @Waveylily 3 года назад +2

    This man is a comedian🤣🤣🤣I can’t!!! Trump I love you you made me laughhh

  • @JedHead77
    @JedHead77 3 года назад +48

    His “dance” with his fists going side to side by his face, to a song by the Village People is lost among his “proud boys”. 😂

    • @jmfmendiburu8935
      @jmfmendiburu8935 3 года назад +4

      Its YMCA...

    • @r.phaneberg1743
      @r.phaneberg1743 3 года назад +9

      Dances Like a chubby little 3 year old...okay, a lot of 3-year-olds are better. What an embarrassment. In front of people who may get sick and die and he could care less.

    • @CoffinDoll
      @CoffinDoll 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CoffinDoll
      @CoffinDoll 3 года назад +1

      @@r.phaneberg1743 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @PhoenixHinds
    @PhoenixHinds 3 года назад +167

    "They say I'm immune", says Trump. Whenever HE says "they", he means the voices in his head.

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 3 года назад +11

      @Travel Tips The exact same comment again 🤦🏼‍♀️. Now you are actually making me feel sorry for your lack of knowledge and motives.

    • @sierraalyesia1058
      @sierraalyesia1058 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @PhoenixHinds
      @PhoenixHinds 3 года назад +2

      @Travel Tips no. He has a daughter he groomed for it instead.

    • @amyyaekel3323
      @amyyaekel3323 3 года назад +1

      @@PhoenixHinds beat me to it!😜

    • @scottie2636
      @scottie2636 Год назад +1

      I've always wondered, who are these "they say" people that he keeps talking about?

  • @hazeltracey8771
    @hazeltracey8771 3 года назад +132

    I can’t with Trumps dancing 😂

    • @jewlzn7130
      @jewlzn7130 3 года назад +20

      He has zero charisma or appeal. I wonder how Melania does it, especially now that he is broke! Ugh.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 года назад +1

      Tbh, they all do it for campaigns and elections, and it's almost always on that level...more or less.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 3 года назад +3

      Are you sure it's not Alec Baldwin??!?

    • @JJ-bt7nx
      @JJ-bt7nx 3 года назад +11

      He got into don jr's cocaine stash.

    • @jellyjamjello
      @jellyjamjello 3 года назад +1

      I would pay to see a full concert of that

  • @victorvanderpol504
    @victorvanderpol504 3 года назад +239

    He’s kissing ALL men but ONLY beautiful women

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад +16

      Victor van der Pol he almost said "ugly ones too" but caught himself.

    • @MichaelTBalonek
      @MichaelTBalonek 3 года назад +5

      Line from the Daily Show. But yes 🤣

    • @jasoncollins7941
      @jasoncollins7941 3 года назад +1

      Wow you’re negative he was saying all women in the crowd were beautiful.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад +2

      Jason Collins not likely. he would have just said "women".

    • @gonzalo4658
      @gonzalo4658 3 года назад +1

      lol ew not kissing anything
      not kissing
      ugh

  • @Opsnews365
    @Opsnews365 3 года назад +2

    That dance tho killed me lol

  • @donwood9396
    @donwood9396 3 года назад +233

    'Politicated' - pretty much shows how bright Trump's supporters are...

    • @lavendermagic84
      @lavendermagic84 3 года назад +7

      @Ian from FNQ It's probably not the first time he's used that word before 😂

    • @lizmol-san
      @lizmol-san 3 года назад +27

      Didnt he say '.....if joe biden is re-elected'?
      🤣

    • @venusdourga
      @venusdourga 3 года назад +2

      @@lizmol-san 😂

    • @ryansheesley3703
      @ryansheesley3703 3 года назад +3

      @Ian from FNQ man you really hate the president, commenting on every comment you can. Loser

    • @tats_sacs
      @tats_sacs 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, respect to old people but senile people should not be allowed to vote.

  • @squrrll
    @squrrll 3 года назад +16

    We need more Molly segments, that was gold.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 3 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness!!!! It’s fun to stay at the “Walter Reed Hospital”!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣💞🤣🤣🤗🥴🤗

  • @robies9
    @robies9 3 года назад +82

    This is why other countries are laughing at us. Absolutely embarrassing!!!!!

    • @NG-cx1mm
      @NG-cx1mm 3 года назад +11

      Not laughing. We are seriously worried, greetings from Europe. Take care.

    • @meront8158
      @meront8158 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂👀am one of them

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 3 года назад +5

      Hell no, we're not laughing. We all had a good laugh when he became the GOP nominee and were horrified when he became President but he's about as funny as a severe migraine headache now.

    • @poppawhoppaoz2480
      @poppawhoppaoz2480 3 года назад +6

      Yes, the entire world laughs at stupid evil Trump... but no one is laughing at the American people ... we support you in this difficult time dealing with multiple trials so stay strong ... remember “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men & women to do nothing.” ... so America please save yourselves ... dump trump and vote 🇺🇸BIDEN/ HARRIS 2020🇺🇸

    • @micpalmieri
      @micpalmieri 3 года назад +2

      Everytime I see something like this, though I understand your suffering as American, I feel like I must say it that it could have been worse. How worse, you ask? Well, maybe your president could be a huge failure fighting COVID (as he was) as still see his numbers go up in terms of popularity. Impossible? That's exactly what is happening here in Brazil

  • @tassochristopoulos2046
    @tassochristopoulos2046 3 года назад +3

    Segment with your wife.... That was hilarious...😂😂😂

  • @DorothyDollLee
    @DorothyDollLee 3 года назад +291

    Soo ... He's rocking out to the Village people and talking about wanting to kiss guys .....
    Hey he might get some new supporters!

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 года назад +39

      Not with those moves he won't.

    • @stephenmitchell3
      @stephenmitchell3 3 года назад +2

      No worse than Democrats. Both sides tell people exactly what they want to hear if it will get them elected. If you think Biden is actually going to do ANY of the things he's promised then you're part of the problem.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +39

      @@stephenmitchell3 , at least Biden is not actively killing people 🤷‍♀️

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 3 года назад +18

      @@stephenmitchell3 and I will say yes, both sides will always tell you what you want to hear.
      It’s not ‘who’s telling the truth’ in politics. It’s ‘who’s going to screw us the least’
      Hopefully your small pea brain just absorbed something. Good day sir

    • @rangeorge85051
      @rangeorge85051 3 года назад +21

      @@stephenmitchell3 At least we won't have a president that brings Alex Jones conspiracy theories into the mainstream

  • @Who_amI57
    @Who_amI57 3 года назад +1

    Finally! I have been waiting for late night to take on the campaign music! Macho man, really? 😂😂😂😂
    Ok now I have finished watching HYSTERICAL! GREAT VIDEO!

  • @Rikitikisiki
    @Rikitikisiki 3 года назад +12

    Jimmy's and Molly's relationship is life goals tbh.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад

      It's a great looking relationship. Esp that they work together. Hope they live happily ever after🌹💖🇺🇲🦋💞

  • @geniemememe5936
    @geniemememe5936 3 года назад +6

    I don’t remember ever seeing Molly. I am a SternGeek and he always talks about how beautiful and funny she is. Howard is so right. Bring on more Molly!

    • @KOKO-uu7yd
      @KOKO-uu7yd 3 года назад

      THANK YOU!!
      I came to the comments looking for something about Molly, and had to scroll WAAAYYYYyyyyyyy down to get to yours.
      Glad somebody did! She was GREAT!

  • @Admire111
    @Admire111 3 года назад +4

    hehehehe, trump's dancing with his fists in the air is hilarious 😂

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 3 года назад +5

    Elect a clown, expect a circus!

  • @All_Things_Dionne
    @All_Things_Dionne 3 года назад +2

    The Walter Reed Hospital part is what took me out. Hahahaha.

  • @mufflejoy
    @mufflejoy 3 года назад +124

    So he plays Village People and wants to kiss the guys. Closet in Chief.

  • @emk-mediapuck6163
    @emk-mediapuck6163 3 года назад +73

    I am not sure which is the bigger joke: him claiming gis immunity from Covid or him bouncing to the Village People...

  • @darrendominic8184
    @darrendominic8184 3 года назад +3

    Jimmy you and your family and your show is just so uplifting and great entertainment

    • @voiceofreason8041
      @voiceofreason8041 Год назад

      Like Hillary, flush
      the toilet. LOL comedy is great.

  • @christielynnga
    @christielynnga 3 года назад +158

    Trump's person that is selecting his songs is trolling him, jesus. lol

    • @moms4438
      @moms4438 3 года назад +15

      He’s so disconnected with reality that this is probably true. He was sold on the “young man”

    • @Andrew-ec4ev
      @Andrew-ec4ev 3 года назад +2

      Pretty sure he has always been a troll and is just trolling the media cuz he knows he’s gonna win again in November

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад +9

      Andrew 21 God help us, no. He has made this country one of the s***holes he's always talking about.

    • @Ten_Osmond
      @Ten_Osmond 3 года назад +8

      That person hates HIM

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 3 года назад +10

      And then Trump dances around like the pivot man in a circle jerk....such a freaking idiot!

  • @garypofahl622
    @garypofahl622 3 года назад +11

    All his followers are ready for the Kool-Aid now!

    • @mrkacang7277
      @mrkacang7277 3 года назад

      All of biden followers are ready to eat the china bats

  • @incognitro7634
    @incognitro7634 3 года назад +152

    Trump has had the same "Dance Move" for over 40yrs.

    • @katelynb1569
      @katelynb1569 3 года назад +30

      Travel Tips why don’t you kiss his feet while your at it. Why are you obsessed with someone who doesn’t care at all about you

    • @auto1640
      @auto1640 3 года назад +7

      3:42 dancing while by law they desecrating the American flag

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 3 года назад +21

      @Travel Tips You mean paying women to sleep with him. He could not even complete that deal.

    • @rs6109
      @rs6109 3 года назад +9

      @Travel Tips lmao SAD

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 3 года назад +1

      @@fallbackbee9170 imagine the shrinking effect of the roofs on his already little mushroom.

  • @CraftAmundous
    @CraftAmundous 3 года назад +14

    "Blind Stupid Loyalty". ON. THE. NOSE.

  • @moms4438
    @moms4438 3 года назад +27

    Oh... he’s feeling the “young man” that’s his new thing, he thinks he is young 😂😂

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 3 года назад +9

      Is it the euphoria one drug gives OR is it the "psychotic manifestations" common with another drug he was given? Either way, it doesn't look like he's cured to me.
      It looks like he's riding the high from both of those drugs mixed with his normal dementia.

    • @brassholio
      @brassholio 3 года назад +4

      He thinks that he's a perfect physical specimen of a man so what do you expect?

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 3 года назад +2

      erika That is one miraculous drug cocktail they mixed up for him at Walter Reed!

    • @shubert418
      @shubert418 3 года назад +2

      While he's high lolol. What a dumbass, making a fool of himself. Right out of office.

  • @danhurl1349
    @danhurl1349 3 года назад +11

    Why is nobody talking about how cute Jimmy and Molly are

  • @jr032582
    @jr032582 3 года назад +257

    Trump’s YMCA: You’re Multiplying Covid in America...from The Village People

    • @mateowey
      @mateowey 3 года назад +10

      Buahahahahaha!!! Thank you sir!! I spit my water out lmao

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +9

      It's so bizarre that this ends up being the soundtrack to this presidency

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +4

      Reality is hitting peak comedy

    • @yawjay7049
      @yawjay7049 3 года назад +1

      This shows that he was lax in. the initial stages

    • @jessica92478
      @jessica92478 3 года назад +2

      That was on point!!!!! 🤣

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 3 года назад +1

    The dance montage has made my day!! Too funny. YMCA

  • @radrianmgargurevich7826
    @radrianmgargurevich7826 3 года назад

    The part with his wife was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Greg-vq9tu
    @Greg-vq9tu 3 года назад +158

    I find it annoying that Jimmy Kimmel is aging so well and looks as good as he does right now. How is that fair?! He literally looks better now than he did 20 years ago. I doubt people will be saying the same about me. I’m not OK with this.

  • @Cali-Girl
    @Cali-Girl 3 года назад +8

    Someone needs to teach him about the cultural popularity of the Village People, and the YMCA good time meaning.

  • @rodimus371
    @rodimus371 3 года назад +113

    “Never argue with stupid ,because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience “

    • @saichand3951
      @saichand3951 3 года назад +9

      That's why I don't argue with Democrats these days but sometimes I lose it to the bullshit...just the way Kimmel and all the late night and mainstream media spreading the democratic narrative and making fun of the president because they don't have any real content

    • @jacobn.3387
      @jacobn.3387 3 года назад +2

      @@saichand3951 yeah its ridiculous

    • @suroorbutti9175
      @suroorbutti9175 3 года назад +3

      Sai Chand they are obsessed with trump, and these “comedians” think they are funny and I cannot cringe and disagree more

    • @jenniferaraujo7349
      @jenniferaraujo7349 3 года назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @edwardwright5377
      @edwardwright5377 3 года назад

      It's sad that the truth is funny and scary.

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart1220 3 года назад +77

    His comments about kissing everyone were just plain creepy.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +4

      and - at least in part - given his track record?
      Unsurprising... :-/

    • @cathyleatherman3097
      @cathyleatherman3097 3 года назад +7

      Creepy is what he does best

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад

      itd be weirder otherwise: 2020

    • @katalac
      @katalac 3 года назад +1

      The creepiest thing is thing is he really thinks everything would love that

    • @cathyleatherman3097
      @cathyleatherman3097 3 года назад +1

      He will kiss anyone’s ass if there is money in it

  • @rippletea7143
    @rippletea7143 3 года назад +76

    Trumps getting on my nerves. He doesn’t want to vote by mail, but he’s literally having hundreds of thousands of people at his ralles-

    • @stormrungaming
      @stormrungaming 3 года назад +3

      voting by mail means it would be safer.. They already said multiple times that their plan is herd immunity. They are just making it happen.

    • @shelby4771
      @shelby4771 3 года назад +3

      Not to mention that Presidents ONLY vote by mail...

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 3 года назад +6

      @@stormrungaming well he's scared that people can vote easily.... even in 2016 a lot of people didn't bother to vote because of work or family.... be it single parents , adults taking care of their parents, or people having to work two jobs to earn a living... with mail in you can vote and drop off your ballot without dramatically adjusting your day... which mean more people voting against him , see he know his cult of supporters is small compared to the rest of the us population that still uses their brains... so much for all the bs lies about him having plenty of support and the majority of America supporting him...like always he says one thing but his actions speak the opposite

    • @stormrungaming
      @stormrungaming 3 года назад +4

      @@markrayes2973 "I know it's hard to fathom, but he's still got lots of fans! If you ain't never seen one... connect the dots, because they're mostly white supremacists and Russian Twitter Bots." - Randy Rainbow

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 3 года назад +5

      He votes by mail, he just doesn't want regular people to do it.

  • @ethancastro2034
    @ethancastro2034 3 года назад +25

    I think we need more Molly ousting Jimmy on this show.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, what else is in that closet😁?

    • @fransiscus1008
      @fransiscus1008 3 года назад +3

      @@mk1st what's wrong with the t-shirts and the 3 sharks... Idk why?? Tell me

  • @katrinahase
    @katrinahase 3 года назад +1

    More Molly! Omg she's hilarious!

  • @JAMinerViews
    @JAMinerViews 3 года назад

    Jim and Molly back and forth... Lmfao!!!

  • @waltergodsoe5526
    @waltergodsoe5526 3 года назад +152

    DeSantis, Scott,Rubio and Trump can be credited for the Graveyard Theme Park, that is now Florida

    • @kendrarasberry3078
      @kendrarasberry3078 3 года назад +8

      I live in Florida, and I feel like a major idiot every time Florida is on the news like this.

    • @anasueiras4668
      @anasueiras4668 3 года назад +7

      All of the above need to be voted out. I live in Miami and I will never forget them for their complicit support kiss asses of Trump. Never forget their names.

    • @afp259
      @afp259 3 года назад +2

      Kendra Rasberry @Kendra is it true, Florida lifted all restrictions? Restaurants are open without limiting the number of guests?

    • @kendrarasberry3078
      @kendrarasberry3078 3 года назад

      @@afp259 I think so, but I don’t follow the news because I’m so tired of current events.

    • @afp259
      @afp259 3 года назад +9

      @Kendra Rasberry I live in Germany so I just follow the things that happen in the US from an European perspective. Germany has slowly opened its schools a few weeks ago. The rules here are very similar to the CDC Guidelines. The major difference in Germany was, that the pandemic was never a political issue. All political party's agreed to handle this based on science. We also had a lot of discussion, made some mistakes but all in all we handled this not too bad. I do not often agree with my government, but it's much better to have a Scientist as a leader than a.. whatever... My state is located in the south of Germany and was a Hotspot. Nobody would have politically survived, suggesting to open schools during such high infection rates like in the US. About 10Mil. are living in my state... we had 480 new cases yesterday.... And we are going nuts because of this second wave. We were down to 50 cases per day during the summer.
      Bars and Restaurants are open with limitations. No mass events like Concerts. Wearing a Mask is only mandatory in Shops and public transport. We have also have a tracing app, that warns you, if you came close to a person who later gets tested positive. I am glad my children are back to Kindergarten and school, but it's like a surreal movie to watch Desantis and Betsy Devos..... How could they talk about reopening while every day the numbers are going up... That's like Disney World would open during the worst time of the pandemic... Oh wait.... wtf...

  • @DanielVig-wv2ju
    @DanielVig-wv2ju 3 года назад +5

    YMCA: Yelling My Covid Away

  • @groot3297
    @groot3297 3 года назад +32

    I can't believe people are actually still for Trump even after all this, it's mind blowing how bad he's handled this covid thing and how does he rank with other presidents, oh yeah dead last.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 3 года назад +1

      Shows you how poorly our education system fails, and how desperately some people need to belong to a group that is on or below their own level. They can overlook the cult leader picking their pockets, and selling us out to the Russians just to feel loved.

    • @PraveenKumar-kt1qr
      @PraveenKumar-kt1qr 3 года назад +4

      U see Biden develops China ... Trump develops USA & world 🌎

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 3 года назад +1

      @@PraveenKumar-kt1qr yawn. Get some new material.

    • @HIVELESSB
      @HIVELESSB 3 года назад +1

      Groot, because they don't have brain damage.

    • @illinoisillinois2441
      @illinoisillinois2441 3 года назад

      I’m voting Trump

  • @nunyabiz12345
    @nunyabiz12345 3 года назад

    That iPhone mini joke with the Pez made my sides hurt🤣🤣😂😬😔😒😪

  • @supremeneon9757
    @supremeneon9757 3 года назад +36

    one day I will tell my kids there was once a time where politics was not a joke, after I say that my kids will laugh because they will think I'm joking.

  • @niixzpk8726
    @niixzpk8726 3 года назад +3

    SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH JIMMY🙄🙄🙄!!!! No one is supposed to tell him about the YMCA SONG!!!! Let us have this one thing!!! LMAO ITS TOO FUNNY...he literally plays it while he fists pumps his way to the podium at every rally 😂😆

  • @amyr3285
    @amyr3285 3 года назад +56

    "... I think it's been politicated..." Wife looks up at him immediately. Is she thinking, "No, no, that's not the word!" or, is she thinking, " Wow, that's a big word you just said!"

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 3 года назад +9

      Shes thinking it's a big word

    • @nigelyeo7048
      @nigelyeo7048 3 года назад

      The absolute stupidity and ignorance of the typical trumpkin is mind boggling.

  • @dma69nyc
    @dma69nyc 3 года назад +11

    Someone needs to explain to Trump that there's a difference dancing and aerobics.

  • @screaminpman
    @screaminpman 3 года назад +248

    Trump’s oversized suits make his hands look extra small.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 3 года назад +11

      He's gotten fatter during quarantine.... Well, not HIS personal quarantine; I mean in general.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 3 года назад +6

      He's got oversized undies as well.....

    • @H_A_L_7
      @H_A_L_7 3 года назад +7

      @@B_Bodziak
      Clinically obese?

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 3 года назад +7

      That's why trump misses seeing his junk, it made his hands look huge.

    • @kxj2298
      @kxj2298 3 года назад +3

      Hiding the diaper

  • @debbyjohnson6546
    @debbyjohnson6546 3 года назад +148

    Gross he will kiss everybody; does that mean we all get checks for sexual harassment

    • @yadadoo20
      @yadadoo20 3 года назад +8

      "I just start kissing, I don't even wait".

    • @thesadwolf
      @thesadwolf 3 года назад +7

      Depending on what turns you on, it’ll be “stimulus check”.

    • @lorton1971
      @lorton1971 3 года назад +5

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 3 года назад +2

      130 K each! (FIAT-dollars).

  • @cindymorose6673
    @cindymorose6673 3 года назад +90

    He lives in a reality show and his followers are just “extras”!

  • @CD-jl2oj
    @CD-jl2oj 3 года назад +2

    Jimmy I loved your show and I know your a good person. When will the smear campaign stop? Can't we just be good people again. So divided

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 3 года назад +72

    As much as I want to laugh, I just can't cause people over here in the UK are following Trumps example now too. His stupidity is literally growing like cancer around the globe. Please America, stop this madness!

    • @joy-115
      @joy-115 3 года назад +9

      😢 it's so awful and unbelievable

    • @flowerpie
      @flowerpie 3 года назад +6

      Totally agree, as a fellow UK citizen I can see the crazy is spreading faster than the virus!! Vote Trump out people, do the whole world a favour 🙂

    • @munashemsipa4177
      @munashemsipa4177 3 года назад +1

      As a UK person people are not acting like we are because of Trump. We recognise our rights and are wasry of government overstepping their authority. Us people will suffer to fix this economy so alot of us feel disgruntled. Sorry that you feel so comfortable that COVID is stopping our lived

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 3 года назад

      Why don't u.k citizens which pay for royalty lol to sit on their ass tell soyboy and his hag to stay the hell out of our elections!

    • @flowerpie
      @flowerpie 3 года назад +2

      @AnticommentWarrior very much looking forward to a world after Trump 🙂

  • @corinnewinterrousset
    @corinnewinterrousset 3 года назад +52

    Please go in the crowd and kiss everyone....please do. Mr Immune.

  • @bodycenteredwisdom
    @bodycenteredwisdom 3 года назад +5

    Molly’s got the streets smarts and sense of humor outmatching Jimmie’s!!!

  • @sinisterpink9907
    @sinisterpink9907 3 года назад

    YMCA punchline got me hahaha

  • @michaelreborn9656
    @michaelreborn9656 3 года назад +3

    Well now we can say for certain that even Pigs can dance.

  • @spacesuitor
    @spacesuitor 3 года назад +4

    S P R E A D Y K R U E G E R .
    im dead.

  • @thomassutton3421
    @thomassutton3421 3 года назад +1

    *_Molly is very funny. More Molly please._*

  • @Kashara1986
    @Kashara1986 3 года назад

    It’s Trump dancing for me 😂🤣😭.
    I was literally laughing out loud.
    Literally 😩

  • @moukafaslouka4796
    @moukafaslouka4796 3 года назад +13

    Way to go Kimmel!

  • @Max2U
    @Max2U 3 года назад +44

    That is wrong. The Village People just recently cane out and told him to stop using their music.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 3 года назад +3

      Trump doesn't care. He will use it anyway, and then turn around and use taxpayer dollars to fund his DOJ legal defense. Republicans have made him untouchable (legally) and Trump knows it.

    • @roberttaylor9563
      @roberttaylor9563 3 года назад +1

      Covid, there a place you can go, I say Covid when your short on your dough.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 3 года назад

    Oh my word that exchange with his wife was hilarious!!!! The three whales.. you’ll find out on the left side of the bed!!! Hilarious....

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 года назад

    Jimmy ❤️. My god. How many times did u watch the Dumpty do that dance??? When u did it it was just about perfect!!!!🌹💖🔥🦋

  • @tophers3756
    @tophers3756 3 года назад +226

    I'm sure Trump knows who the Village People are. He probably did coke in the balcony of Studio 54 with them.

    • @ilovenyiloveny1140
      @ilovenyiloveny1140 3 года назад +2

      You know that he never drank alcohol, drugs or smoked.

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 3 года назад +23

      @@ilovenyiloveny1140 hahaha you've gotta be kidding!!! Dude definitely used to use coke like his sons still do, though he's moved to Adderal and strong antihistamines, the type used to make meth. If you believe that sobriety nonsense, well god bless your heart, child

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 3 года назад +4

      @@jennifermcgoldrick6323 I think the proper phrase is "Bless your LITTLE heart"

    • @kilgirlietrout
      @kilgirlietrout 3 года назад +13

      He was never cool enough for Studio54

    • @guywithjeep
      @guywithjeep 3 года назад +10

      @@kilgirlietrout probably the off brand studio 54, artists workroom 45

  • @dougrobbins5367
    @dougrobbins5367 3 года назад +180

    He wants to kiss all the guys. That should go over big with his evangelical base

    • @albertlee5272
      @albertlee5272 3 года назад +8

      Good one & really funny😀

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 3 года назад +15

      Travel Tips drank too much of the orange Fool-Aid lol

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto 3 года назад +10

      ALL of the guys... but only the "beautiful" women! LOL, he won't be kissing the ugly ones!

    • @dougrobbins5367
      @dougrobbins5367 3 года назад +5

      @@JesusRamirez03 He's off the rails

    • @dougrobbins5367
      @dougrobbins5367 3 года назад +10

      @Travel Tips YOu are one sick puppy

  • @gigiarocha8253
    @gigiarocha8253 3 года назад

    I like that SPREADY Krueger😷🤒🤧😂😂😂

  • @queenc7384
    @queenc7384 3 года назад

    Trump, having a “Going Away Party” Ya! 🎉 🎈 🎊 dancing 🕺🏽

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +11

    1:15
    "The body of Pez..."
    "Amen."

  • @germinatevelocity
    @germinatevelocity 3 года назад +71

    February 7 - Interview with Bob Woodward: “This is deadly stuff,” “You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed,” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flus.”
    February 7 -

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 3 года назад +9

      Thanks, that's very useful!

    • @ryansheesley3703
      @ryansheesley3703 3 года назад +3

      March to current date. Democratic governors sending covid patients into nursing homes. PA, VA, MI, NY and even NJ have up to 68 percent of their deaths from nursing homes. Dont have tunnel vision, call out both sides. Thats the only way we'll ever get along as a country, when people like you quit arguing just one side.

    • @soaressupermario
      @soaressupermario 3 года назад +7

      Great work... 👍
      It's always a pleaser read the words of the GREAT LEADER and be aware that HE is always right, that HE knows everything SO CLEAR, that HE is so PERFECT...
      (GOSH... I HATE HIM) 😠😠😠

    • @RockPowerUSA
      @RockPowerUSA 3 года назад +4

      Yes it's amazing that someone can be that Obviously wrong and complicit In a transparent very open very public battle of Negating truths that are happening. TRUMP might be immune to virus now, But he seems to always have been immune to accountability, personal responsibility, and liability.
      HOW??????

    • @bike4peaceRTW
      @bike4peaceRTW 3 года назад

      Now do one of Cuomo of New York telling people it was nothing to worry about. Go about your daily routine, take the subway etc.

  • @chichichi998
    @chichichi998 3 года назад

    Drive in Rallies. Love that!

  • @Spacemonkie42
    @Spacemonkie42 3 года назад +3

    Dancing with the SARS.

  • @SF-rn3uc
    @SF-rn3uc 3 года назад +94

    He never had it so, of course he is free. He just wanted to boast that he won something!!!!!!

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 3 года назад +12

      could make sense...or he has it and is knowingly spreading it.... i mean it makes you wonder why the Wh made them sign a non disclosure agreement

  • @concordep2504
    @concordep2504 3 года назад +34

    Man guys your president has lost it even more than normal.

    • @dennis141288
      @dennis141288 3 года назад +1

      and I bet it's working... Trump suddenly has Covid and Suddenly is all better and developed a Vaccine and bla bla bla. This is practically straight out of North Korea...

  • @adoniaperham4575
    @adoniaperham4575 3 года назад

    😂Ah Jimmy. Thanks for giving me my 1st chance to laugh at Trump while feeling happy instead of just exasperated, horrified disbelief. That was a pleasant feeling. 😂😂😂
    🎵"It's fun to stay at the Walter Reed Hospital."🎶

  • @Jessi8074
    @Jessi8074 3 года назад +17

    The Village People don’t fight him playing that bc they are laughing their tiaras off at the irony

    • @lillic8522
      @lillic8522 3 года назад +2

      Imagine Trump in thight black leather pants and chains 😂😂😂

    • @katalac
      @katalac 3 года назад +1

      @@lillic8522 🤮

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 3 года назад

      They actually told him to stop at one point then gave up...

    • @ChristinaaArmani
      @ChristinaaArmani 3 года назад

      @@katalac 🤢🤢🤢

  • @eyekanspalwerds7824
    @eyekanspalwerds7824 3 года назад +150

    "Droplets of love in the air at Trump's return rally." Sounds disgusting, but accurate.

    • @paulalim1476
      @paulalim1476 3 года назад +3

      We are all expendable to this Orange ghoul...

    • @randomrangoon5476
      @randomrangoon5476 3 года назад +3

      Trump's favorite droplets of love are yellow

    • @jackiewilson6249
      @jackiewilson6249 3 года назад +1

      Droplets of covid spreading among them.

  • @shanzhi3184
    @shanzhi3184 3 года назад +59

    Only this derp🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
    Doesn’t he realize that song is a 🤬🤬🤬PRIDE anthem?
    I hope the Village People tell him to kiss their collective behinds

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 3 года назад +7

      Actually, the producer is laughing all the way to the bank. Also, I think people have forgotten. Now it's just a fun nostalgic song... sung by a cop, construction worker, cowboy, motorcycle rider, and a Latino passing as an indigenous American.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 года назад +8

      With his ideas of grandeur, he's probably convinced it was written only for him...

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 года назад +8

      @@thomthom6268 , most people haven't forgotten. But it's sooo ironic and fun that no one will tell him.

    • @jellyjamjello
      @jellyjamjello 3 года назад +4

      I think they are just gonna laugh at him

    • @mabelurena8311
      @mabelurena8311 3 года назад

      Collective behind..hahahaha

  • @roseblake5803
    @roseblake5803 3 года назад +66

    The Village People are actually trying to get trump to stop playing their song. Keith Richards told America to get rid of him.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад +3

      Rose Blake REM wants him to stop using theirs, too.

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 3 года назад +3

      .... Keith Richards is a Rolling Stone.
      He's also the only human completely immune from disease, drug use, STDs and Covid. Keith Richards will outlive our grandchildren.

    • @ZENSIBLE
      @ZENSIBLE 3 года назад +1

      @@visceratrocar
      Keith Richasrd doesn't exist
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 3 года назад +1

      @@ZENSIBLE Hey man, this is RUclips. I didn't come to be reminded of reality.

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 3 года назад +3

      @@visceratrocar : Everyone knows Keith is a Stone. The Rolling Stones made trump stop playing their music as well.

  • @lisaoldwithsomanywhys5487
    @lisaoldwithsomanywhys5487 3 года назад

    awww, how nice to see your wife again❤️👏❤️

  • @rudegalrogue9989
    @rudegalrogue9989 3 года назад +4

    Jim Jones give Kool Aid and he’s giving Kisses 😘 how nice

    • @albertlee5272
      @albertlee5272 3 года назад +1

      That's a good one👍 It made me laugh out loud👍

  • @LongJourneys
    @LongJourneys 3 года назад +19

    Having dropped my phone in the toilet before I can relate

  • @JS-zk2xb
    @JS-zk2xb 3 года назад

    "Spready Kreuger!" Priceless!!!

  • @conservativepersonnel8458
    @conservativepersonnel8458 3 года назад +38

    Trump would never allow any of these clowns to any of his properties

  • @Alamito24
    @Alamito24 3 года назад +230

    This ill-shaped, lumpy president with the peculiar gait is getting creepier as days pass. If you can imagine a tuskless walrus trying to "dance" to the Village People, well imagine no longer... can cowboy apparel be the next indignity to be trotted out?

    • @truongthai370
      @truongthai370 3 года назад +8

      Prepare to enjoy his next 4 years bro :)) I'm from Canada and it's fun to watch American Super Fun DemocRats Reality Show. Long live the King (Donald Trump)!

    • @katelynb1569
      @katelynb1569 3 года назад +19

      Truong Thai there’s something wrong with u

    • @trafalgarlaw1409
      @trafalgarlaw1409 3 года назад +7

      @@truongthai370 nope. We have had enough for series of drama that divided the USA made by Donald Mc Clown and his minions. We won't attack Republicans as a whole, because some of them have our respect.

    • @karenwiswell5618
      @karenwiswell5618 3 года назад

      🤦😂

    • @fallbackbee9170
      @fallbackbee9170 3 года назад +10

      @@truongthai370 You will one day regret supporting Trump. Canada is not free from tyrany and you will one day know what it is to fear for your country.

  • @Nothinglefttosay
    @Nothinglefttosay 3 года назад +35

    The village people have asked continuously for Trump not to use their music.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 года назад +5

      It’s like musicians can’t have political opinions ...

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 3 года назад +10

      The republican party has been sued many times for stealing music that was not authorized. They dont care. They keep stealing music for their events anyway. Including the convention this year.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 года назад +1

      I think this is covered under “compulsory licensing”. It’s legal, and there’s nothing the musicians can do about it.

    • @Chereese0808
      @Chereese0808 3 года назад +2

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104
      Not true.
      Copyright laws

    • @rosedawn123
      @rosedawn123 3 года назад

      @@Chereese0808 it doesnt apply to the WH. check out the ledgislation, try google

  • @hunteerrrr5
    @hunteerrrr5 3 года назад

    The pinch hitting bachelorette 😂

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 3 года назад +1

    When I was a teenager I spent a few nights at a large YMCA (back when they had facilities for inexpensive overnight stays). Being young and naive I didn't know what to expect but a friend with me told me enough that I hesitated to spend more than a moment in the men's room on my floor. Looking back, Chump is what I think would have been the embodiment of my worst fears.

  • @P5YcHoKiLLa
    @P5YcHoKiLLa 3 года назад +9

    So, he's playing YMCA when he goes out and telling the crowd he's gonna come out and kiss the men...is there something Donnie should be telling "Melanie"?...."Make America Fabulouuuuuus Again"
    12:17 Why does that door look so thin?

  • @haroldpinteresque4460
    @haroldpinteresque4460 3 года назад +14

    Followed up two weeks later by Trump's "Bring out your dead" tour.

  • @paullie1963
    @paullie1963 3 года назад

    The end of that clip with Molly was classic. LMAO

  • @debandnormbecker186
    @debandnormbecker186 3 года назад

    Their beloved Freddy Kruger 😂😂😂😂