Trump Concedes! Just Kidding, This Will Never End.
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- Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2020
- Day 13 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump spent the weekend rage tweeting about the “rigged” election, Jimmy goes through the ten “Trump Stages of Grief,” talks about the “Million” MAGA March, his plan to trick Trump out of the presidency, a Coronavirus vaccine that is on the horizon, Guillermo attempts a cartwheel, and Trump puts his legal fate in Rudy Giuliani, and kids tell us all the great lessons they've learned from our great misleader.
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The sad fact is 50% of Americans believe him. What does that tell you about America.
We need more funding for the educational system.
I say nuke the country and start over again. 🇨🇦
Not only America but many indians also believes this clown's every word without looking at facts
It truly is a cult
That ignorant people breed more. Idiocracy.
That says that 50% of America might be right... What strikes me is that when the media clowns say that the election in Russia in rigged everybody believes it but when it might have happened in the USA, nobody believes it.
"I'm going to drain the swamp". Proceeds to create one of the largest swamps in human history.
@Deb Bee how’d exactly did he bring corruption? Meanwhile the Bidens colluded with Ukraine without letting any government officials know... now that sounds corrupt
@@daddy4528 it was actually proven that trump colluded with Russia dummy🤣🤣🤣
@@daddy4528 Forgot about the Chinese account, Trump university, the tax fraud, the Trump tower Moscow plans.....?
😄
@@hieronymusbusch6118 See, THIS is the retardation that conservatives have somehow been duped into believing. You disregard ACTUAL proven information in favor of crazy, head-up-your-ass conspiracies that don't have a shred of documented proof. What the hell happened to you people?
Squattergate. I like that. That's definitely what this is.
When they showed coverage of Rudy Giuliani, I swear he look's just like Simon Bar Sinister, from the old underdog cartoon series.
Let's call him from now on: "Denial Trump"
No, denial trump is better
Let's explode the likes to get this name out 😁
This man child is such an embarrassment 🤦 🙄
we'll see when the dust is clear. then we'll come back to this comment section XD
No demented creepy Joe is a not an embarrassment hahahaha Yankees
Whatever the outcome is it doesn't change the fact that trump is a racist idiot & a complete embarrassment to this country 🙄
@@fitnessmessiah7525 I’ll hold you to that statement. Once the tantrum throwing toddler has gone (and bankrupt and/or in jail) we’ll talk again.
@@EffOffwait wait wait...you dont like trump because people say hes racist? Pls put a link in the comment on videos showing trump being a racist and il put some of biden...im not american but looking from outside trump is the best thing that ever happened to america.. your only card against trump is because hes a racist..when joe biden is worse 😂😂😭😭.
I could care less if Trump concedes as long as he is gone on Jan 20th.
Everyone knows that Trump won.
2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. And just like this example their are many. But, have faith that everything will come forward on December the 8th.
@@djml7ml797 good joke🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@djml7ml797 don’t forget thousands of death people voted as well is well documented
@@b.w.8909 It's not a joke, I'm not trying to sound funny ? It's a from a BREAKING News: @GaSecofState's office confirms Floyd County has found 2,600 ballots during audit. Says Sec. Raffensperger.
2500 trump votes or 2500 votes.. and still seems a bit short
Wait a minute, those kids are speaking more clearly than the president of the United States.
Here the honest truth only half voted for Biden Reason why? half went home lines were to long VOTER SUPRRESSION if done the right way Biden would have buried Trump times 2
The guy is crazy. Nothing else can explain all this.
He's saying it to get funding from his supporters and get them to rally for him. He doesn't believe in anything but money.
Nah, I don't believe he's crazy: he's afraid of the lawsuits against him that are going to follow
If he actually believes what he says he's completely nuts. If he doesn't he wants everybody to think he is.
He couldn’t vote 73+ million times so that’s where the real crazy lies 👌🏽
@@kevinreese8224 true...
Even reality TV shows don’t dare to be as crazy as this presidency.
It can't. The craziness of this presidency is on a whole 'nother level 🤯
很多中国人很崇拜这个疯子。
@@deewang6060 well,他确实有个绰号叫建国哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，实在是太离谱了
@@user-ns3jr5ib4m 希望他打起铺盖， 离开白宫， 以后再也不想听到他的名字。 四年的 hell.
@Christina Lomeli 😂😂😂
Holy moly! I thought I was the only one he was joking when he first ran :o
When he first won, I thought "that means _anything_ is possible." I wanted to make the best of it, and found a bit of confidence in that. But now that 70+ million people voted for him, I don't know what to think.... Someone...H.E.L.P!
I’m impressed with how good of an episode this was. They nailed every segment
That last bit was precious! Shout outs and distance hugs to those young people. Precious! Be safe, be, well, wear your masks.
“Electile Dysfunction”. ED will never sound the same. 😂
Sounds like the way a Korean might pronounce it. That's what he gets for hanging out with Kim.
@@MikeBrown-ex9nh Good one!
ED will never sound the same sound good trump has that
I can’t wait to never see his face again. He is a sad excuse as a human. He is actually a criminal who has failed at everything he has done.
*He is actually a criminal*
Every president of the USA was a criminal and Joe Biden is just another corporate crook who has no interest to do something different. If you think "things gonna get better" you're delusional.
I too was hoping we would never see his face again, but I have realized that he will never go away. Unfortunately he is news and the news outlets will continue to give him attention.
It's sad you feel that way 😔😔
@@ahealingplace7350 you misspelled "understandable".
@@voodjin Did it ever occur to you that if you were not a bunch of ignorant, uneducated, back water, daughter Humper's like Trump you would not believe all this bull?
"We'll make sure that no one ever forgets what took place on your watch"
That has a whole new meaning after Jan 6...
I love you Jimmy!
Nobody can tell like it is better than Kimmel!! Everything about this is fabulous!! 👏👏🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😆😆
I'm so effing tired of Trump. When he's out, please, let's just totally ignore him. (edited for grammar)
I know it won't happen, but wouldn't it be awesome if all media would stop talking about him and his family, and reporters would stop interviewing him? We don't need any more info about him!
That would be so nice but I'm afraid he is too loud and has enough blind followers who are craving for more stupid lies
I just hope that his twitter account will be banned. That would be the most satisfiying thing to happen. Just imagine his face, on the day of 20th january, after the secret service escorted him out of the white house and he wants to tweet some bs again BUT HE CAN'T!
Jimmy Kimmel displaying clairvoyance powers.
This has never ended
😂 Jimmy and Guillermo are always having fun, love their antics!
I don't know why, but that part at the end with the kids almost made me cry to hear them saying those VERY REAL THINGS we all have heard! 😔😔😔
Ikr! What has this man done. He is making an absolute joke of the U.S. democracy. Its time to kick him out, he has to grow up or leave.
The part with the kids actually upset me ... this is what they’ve picked up, I’m sure there’s going to be a whole gen growing up not giving a ..... 😢
@@slay3rwolf preferably leave
@@joeschlicht Preferably I hope he gets arrested.
@@myamoore502 yes, that would be even more fitting.
Every time Trump says something is “rigged” he’s pretty much just letting us know all the things he’s failed at
Steak is rigged.
@Javier Balderrama I hope you haven’t donated any money to his legal fees, because you are going to be so disappointed.
@Javier Balderrama wow, what has he done exactly to make his supporters still have confidence in him? His legal challenges have been thrown out and his own Homeland Security said the election has no widespread fraud. Stop with the bs.
No one name calls more than your boy Trump, lol.
@Javier Balderrama I know they’re confident, that doesn’t mean anything. Trump is a narcissist, he’s confident about everything.
Moral of the story: EVERYTHING IS RIGGED.
Jimmy has a tendency to be quite condescending to Guillermo and he takes advantage of his position of power to make Guillermo do uncomfortable things.
This isn't the first time. I've also seen Jimmy make almost racial connotations towards Guillermo because he is Hispanic.
It feels like he's talking about his pet and not another member of his crew. Im deeply uncomfortable with it.
Someone should make a video of everytime trump has lied... No wait the video would be 4 years long.
There's a Netflix series on it, I haven't watched it yet but I've seen the Trailer.
It would be 4 years long.
It would be 4 years long.
it would be his entire life
Actually it would be 4 decades long!
Loved the Rudy Giuliani commercial and the bit with what kids learned, “lessons from the president “was one of the best bits ever. Sadly, it was completely accurate.
Guillermo is the best late night co host I swear
He is such a good sport!
For trump to concede he’d have to be playing with a full deck, he’s not.
Please don’t stop what you’re doing, you give me hope.
That's more than Trump has ever given anyone who is normal
He only jumps up and down when he doesn’t get his way, but it’s okay for him to cheat and like and not pay taxes. I really feel
For you guys over there in the US
I love Guillermo! 😂🤣❤
"electile disfunction" that is hilarious 😂... Gotta share. Love your comments, it's how I begin my day, don't watch at night but I watch you first thing in the morning 😁
Courts are paid by taxpayers, the judges should fine the trump lawyers and suspend their licenses for at least 4 years... For wasting taxpayer dollars and time, which would've been used to settle other cases they had pending... That'll teach them...
A truly stupid, ill considered statement. Good luck when there are no lawyers for you.
No, everyone should be able to file a lawsuit at any time. Otherwise you’re promoting oppression.
@@angrydoggy9170 Hi. I never said anything about denying them the right. But if it is a lawsuit that is wrong and doesn't fulfill the basic criteria, like providing evidence. Would you like such a lawyer to represent you? We can all say such things online via Twitter, Facebook. But that doesn't cost valuable taxes. This does. I am not promoting oppression. I am just saying, people who think they can waste time and money, should pay when are caught doing it. I'm really sorry if my comments felt that way.
@@marcopolo9146 there will always be lawyers
@@BarsMar My apologies, it wasn’t my intent to attack you and I can follow your reasoning. But if I’m not mistaken the complainants are supposed to forward the costs if the claim is deemed invalid. I could be mistaken and it will still put a needless strain on the legal system. What bugs me personally is the Trump campaign begging for money to fund all these useless lawsuits, especially since most of the cash they gather isn’t actually going to fund the lawsuits but it’s going straight to his campaign office. That’s what I consider fraud.
Lol, Guillermo is the best!
Hell, I can’t do a cartwheel either buddy, but you gave it a shot and that’s what badasses do!
Keep kicking ass Team Kimmel!
It's like watching Groundhog Day. Over and over and over.
Guillermo is so awesome! ... And the little girl in the yellow overalls!!! 👍⭐️🌟⭐️👍 adorable! (all the kids did a great job!).
Trump never sounds like a respectful President. Tried so hard and failed horribly.
@Herb Liptow I agree. It’s so weird that he’s so desperate to cling to a job that he never bothered to do. I guess he’s such a narcissist he can’t accept losing
@@leea8706 He still has protection from criminal investigation while he is in office. Once he's out, he is fair game. Good luck buddy. Orange 🍊 will look great on you in prison. Loser
@@KH-nt7ej oh yeah, I forgot about that, that’s probably a huge reason
He's not a respectful person on a whole, how is he supposed to be respectful as president? And he never tried because he doesn't know how to 'try'
And in the end, it didn’t even matter. 🎶
It’s most secure because of mail-in ballots. The very process that he tried to destroy, and he should have payed penalties for it.
He himself voted by mail lol
He himself voted by mail lol
@@themattheweffect4870 Do as I say, Not as I Do.... Hypocrasy at its finest!
Paid 👌🏽
If your life was in the hands of people who could vote for your freedom , would you trust the system. Or would you be shaking in your boots . I would shaking in my boots. Mail in voting can be easily manipulated .put things on a personal level, maybe you'll see things more open minded
Squattergate! Comedy gold! I will be using that lol...
Guillermo nails a perfect cartwheel with not a hair out of place!
If Trump won't leave the White House. We should get DeNiro in, to paint it.
DeNiro will kick his ass.
Or Joe Pesci to take him out to the sticks
If there's one person you can't trust in this life, it's millionaires' kids. ...
That might just work since that moron would think that DeNiro coming meant money is coming in. 😂
Yeah, His favorite color, RED!
The Trump stages of grief: the last ones are hilarious.
Donald Trump is now a more embarrassing president than Kevin Spacey
lmao
Yeah...how come we never hear from the shamed Spacey, but we can't shut off the orange ass??
And both are very “grabby”
Right!! vsGolliath!!!
Have to choose between swine flu and Ebola? I'll go' for the ashhole anyday👍
K-c Macaroni I lost it OMG my belly hurts.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you want Trump out of there, just wait until he leaves for his golf game, and change the locks on the doors at the White House. :D
Trump couldn't even figure how to open a locked door let alone install one.
That's actually not a bad idea!
Love this comment 😂
Everyone knows that Trump won the election. 2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. The democratic party wants to steal the presidency. And just like this example their are many more. But, have faith that everything will come forward and Trump will be the clear winner for 2020 come December the 8th.
@@djml7ml797 Did you even watch the video lmao, most secure election and held integrity of the people’s casted ballots. Every runout has been debunked and the team is 0 for 13 in court. Joe Biden won and will be inaugurated January 21,2021 whether Trump publicly concedes or not 🤷♂️
"We have to start calling him Donald Jr." brilliant joke!
Yep he got the whole squad laughing with that one😐
Yea, good one, but if we just make fun of them it’s just not going to work, it’s better if we just state that their time is over, and then never look back at them again
I thought Eric would’ve been a better line
Excellent ending to a great monologue. I wish more people were as funny as you!!
Replayed the Guillermo cartwheel about 5 times. My head and chest hurt from the laughter. Thank you guys so much for these happy tears. PS- get Guillermo some ace bandages for wrists and ankles. 🤸🏽♀️🥰🥰
He's just a kid, my son is 7yrs old and doesn't act like orange man.
You know, normal people older than toddlers don't act like that. Toddlers are irrational and demanding because they really haven't had the opportunity to learn but as they learn that a perspective other than theirs exists they catch up. My son just turned 4. His critical thinking skills and emotional self regulation is better than Trump's and I'm not being mean, I'm very serious. I think there's really something wrong with Trump which makes why he's allowed to stay in charge and behave this way make even less sense. I don't see anybody else being able to act like that with being held for 72 hours at a minimum.
Thats what happens when your daddy spoils you for your entire life. You dont understand why not everything goes your way when daddy finally stops.
Francesca my question is how does he get away with half the b.s he does.he does what he wants and nothing happens. I never thought this country would get to this.this suppose to be the number one country.
@@JoseHernandez-oy8ml I have no idea. Truly. I've never been allowed to act like that. Even when we were kids, it need not even be your mother, somebody's momma would grab you. I can think about speeding and glance up to patrol lights in my rear view mirror. Maybe that's what real "privilege" looks like.
@@JoseHernandez-oy8ml That's the thing, USA hasnt been #1 in much of anything except starting wars and having a larger than necessary army. xD
"Bing, bing, bong, bong.. wigo wago wigo" 4:02.. WTF!!! 🤣😂
😂 😂 😂
I love jimmy 😘😘
Rigged? So why didn’t he fix the system while being president?
Trump actually selected Dominion in 2018. So it's his fault if any fraud did happen. Even though it definitely didn't.
Because it's rigged in his favour.
My thoughts exactly 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@d.m.e.b.m.f7649 yep. Trump is screaming about KNOWING fraud is gonna happen, then lets the crazy liberals pick the voting software?? Suuure that logic makes so much sense 😂 These people want to consume lies. It’s terrifying bc they don’t even slightly hold up to logic or evidence at all!
Jimmy you make our night lol. Trump is just sick seriuosly
Was that lil John Bon Jovi? The kids r so adorable .😊
Oh we ❤ you, Jimmy! You make us laugh in these dark times! Casey Macaroni!!! 🤣🤪
This guy is going to be a laughing stock for generations.
James Bra he was a laughing stock since the time I saw first in the correspondent dinner
@Chuck Norris I think you took too many Bruce Lee kicks to the head.
He's like a reality show star!
Every day there is something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that he gives us with utmost confidence and no evidence!
Thinking that might help his ratings!
Except he’s no ‘star’.
Just a narcissist asking for attention on a daily base.
Just like the media! Everyday we get something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that they give us with utmost confidence and no evidence! Thinking that might help their ratings!
I’m appalled that you don’t see the irony in your comment.
Ashamed to say it-I’ve never done a cartwheel in my life. Yup, that’s just how I would look if I tried...
57 Years old...I still do cartwheels in the park...just for the heck of it. You can’t be sad when you do cartwheels.
Those kids were too cute!💕🌹🤗
And intelligent tooo
I imagine there are many liens on Mar-a-Lago these days. Meanwhile, the wife is filing for divorce.
mad king donald has always been up to his ears in debt. the trump virus and his handling of it are killing his golf courses, and brothels. soon he will be paying hundreds of lawyers to stay out of prison. you could always seek protection from your buddy Uncle Pooty... but don't drink the tea, donny...
@@oldrrocr Oh I can guarantee you the US Attorney's office in Manhattan will be waiting for the burnt cheeto at 12:01pm on January 20th...I hope they arrest him on the white house lawn.
I bet his senior quote was "If I don't graduate, the system is rigged."
I don’t think he went to school, kids a dumbass😂😂 i meant dump
Whoever did the title for the video deserves a raise💀
Does anyone else find the way they treat Guillermo on the show a little bit demeaning?
Yea I noticed that last time I watched Kimmel and didn't like it
O wait, this is the episode! How he makes him do a cartwheel just seems forced.
January 21st can’t come soon enough. Jesus Christ 🙄🙄
Sounds like you're in desperate need of something larger than a vitamin!
@@thomashaley5284 yeah a need a cyanide pill to take me out of this living nightmare that is Trump’s America
I appreciate the clever and subtle jokes. But I also really appreciate the simple things in life, like "Casey Macaroni."
This video made me laugh so much!!! I actually watched this video 20 times and counting!! Giuliani perodity was the best so far. Thanks for making it Jimmy.
In Donald Trump’s world, “Everything is rigged”.
Its called the Real world
@@badtuber1654 OMG!!! The delusion is strong with this one.
but only if he doesnt get what he wants.
Except the states he won 😂
Who made the cages Joe ?
Yes, Donald J Trump, the American people will not forget what you did on your historic watch. 🇨🇦🕊
The rest of the world will not either. And it is far from over 😲😲😨
What was it he did?
@@kenj4136 Nothing at all except divide the country, watch fox news and golf plus 253,000 deaths and counting...
@@tempusfugit6820 Thank you, I thought I was doomed to give an explanation. 🇨🇦🕊
@@tempusfugit6820 wow great job being completely incorrect
Lmbo love you jimmy, always on point🤣😂
Love you Jimmy
This is very sad a human reaches this lowest level after beeing on top he should think about his family who is suffering this embarrasement the scarry part is that giuliani and others tag along with this . This is a very destructive behaviour that leads to deep depression and low self esteem people who love him should force him not to continue this path to darkness
He’s always been at the lowest. He’s a moron period and stupid can nit be fixed.
Lol are you kidding, nobody "loves" Donald Trump, not even his own family; at best they tolerate him
What a confusing time to be American*.
😂 😂 😂
Or a sane human being.
It seem I have memorised so many vocabulary with these children 🤣😅😬
Why is it then whenever I watch on this channel, I get the Arby’s Deep Fried Chicken Sleep Pillow ad? 😂
The 1.3k that disliked this are trumpy fans who don’t like TRUTH 😂
Literally 🤣🤣
They’re delusional as their president ;)
They live in their own world 🤣🤣🤣
Stupid is the new cool in Trump world
The drumph administration was the most corrupt in American history, PERIOD!
random fact: Drumph is Donald Trump's original name but he changed it because it doesn't sound as nice as trump.
His gradpappy changed it to avoid the draft, and to bury his past, sound familiar?
@@jameslaupan6499 which war did his grandpappy skip
I didn’t say “war” , I said draft, or conscription. Late 19th century. I got an idea, check goggle or Wikipedia, you’ll learn more there.
@@jameslaupan6499 ok
I like that resign idea! (Oh I’m sorry: “Re-sign.”)
“Wth were we talking about?...oh that’s right. Trump. What else.” 😂
Follow Jacinda Ardern's tip and never write or use his name again
Yes Please!! Only thing that works with narcissists
thats my prime mister's tip? damn I didn't know that lol.
Jimmy is obsessed with him lol
@@NewMadrid01 he's not obsessed. We all just want him gone. Period.
Lol I read the title and I was like "Omg really?" I'm so Naive..
That Rudy skit was timeless!!
Loved the "Lessons from the President" clip. Brilliant! My 2 year old nephew is more mature than this guy.
Trump uses the word rigged more than any other word in his teeny, tiny vocabulary. 🙄
"Rigged!!.?
word has lost all meaning lol
@@hannahrae927 You're right about that. LOL
Actually he also uses "Loser," "Disaster," "Lock Em Up," "Evil" and "Chyna."
@@christopherregan1654 I'm sorry, you are correct. He also uses '"tremendous and huge" repeatedly.
Hilarious love it🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant Jimmy!
Donald: “Everything is rigged, rigged, rigged!”
Melania: ‘Sounds like my marriage’.
She's planning a divorce actually lol
Hahaha melania u should divorced donald trump
Yep
LOVE THIS!! We have a bet going on how long before Melania takes to bail on him!!
The kid is what, 14?? So in 2025, when the kid turns 18, Melania is taking him &, oh wait, I was going today return to Slovenia, but just saw the people there pulled her statue down & burned it. Can't return there!!
Is Justin Trudeau married??
That last dinner party, he was eyeing her up!!
🤣🤣🤣
January 20th is going to be a wild day can't wait!
Biggest crowd EVER!
PERIOD!!
The day when conspiracy and reality go head-to-head. Copium levels over 9,000 guaranteed.
LMAO the 10 stages of grief clips were *awesome* 😆👍
“Electile Dysfunction” - very perfect term. nomination worthy for Webster’s/Oxford Dictionaries, et al for new terminology.
He should be nothing more than a cautionary tale we teach our kids. We have to be better. Also at this point I think any trump rally should be treated as a psychological way station. Any who attend should seriously be looked over.
If this wasn't actually written down for the kids as a joke for the show, I'm completely horrified!
It's disgusting how the producers of this sjow would utilize kids and tell them what to say. You can't blame the president for how your child ends up, you have to have some responsibility as a parent.
👏👏 good speaking
Omg!! I can't stop laughing I'm crying
Trump's tweets.
I WON THE ELECTION!!!!
I won the Election!
I won the Election.
I won the election?
Did I win the election?
Will someone help me find my way home?
That last part would be funny if it was not so true/depressing.
LOL - the Rudy Guilliani commerial!!!
We will NEVER forget what happened on his watch! 🙄🤦🏾♀️🤣
Melania should've told him, "You won!" And after he settled down from being happy, "Just kidding! Joe Biden won." Please let there be an alternate universe where that happened. 😂😂😂
Has anyone actually checked that he knows what rigged means? Maybe he thinks it means something else.
Maybe 😂 😂
He certainly does not have an average grasp on the English language - something he should have been learning since he was a baby.