Trump Throws Tantrum from Tiny Desk
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2020
- The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was a little different this year, the five-year-old daughter of one of our producers ordered something crazy on Amazon by herself using their Alexa, Mike Tyson & Roy Jones Jr. returned to the ring for a big fight, the Denver Broncos played without a quarterback on Sunday, President Elect Joe Biden injured his foot while playing with his dog, and Donald Trump spent his Thanksgiving yelling and screaming from behind a little baby desk, gave his first post-election interview, and Melania is putting her be best foot forward to celebrate Christmas at the White House.
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If you have to tell someone that you're the boss....you aint the boss!
Power is like glamour, if you have to tell people you have it.....you don't.
And somewhere, there's a piano missing it's bench
“Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.”
-Tywin Lannister
-George R.R. Martin
he is truly joffrey
I said the same thing! One of the greatest scenes of GOT.
When it rains we all get wet
Dude don't quote George, he is a bigger disappointment than America itself
@@eksadiss So... you're saying that black people don't matter?
"I was called by the biggest people... political people!!!" This dude lies like a 5 year old.
I'm just glad the office of the presidency doesn't include a gavel. You know he'd be swinging that hammer around all the time like the big boy he is.
@@EdricLysharae I wonder how many kümmel played with five year olds
😆 yea except when 5 yr olds lie its not considered pathetic 🤦🏽♀
Smdh ..... soo pathetic....
That is an insult to 5 year olds!
He won't be at Mar-a-Lago next Thanksgiving because he'll be in prison.
@Joshua Walker he be NOT re-elected stupid
@Joshua Walker He be in prison stupid
@Joshua Walker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Joshua Walker
Keep your president,
help him clime the
Anti-Clime wall,
That he said Mexico is paying for with Boarder fees,,,😅😅😅😅
@Donovan Caesar Must've been bad. Comment got deleted.
A man who must say "Don't speak to me like that, i'm *this title*" deserves no title at all.
Like you ever need another proof tho
Ikr what a clown
This "thing" is a disgrace of an oxygen thief. There is a reason the world is laughing at the US. And still, allegedly 74 million retards still believe he is the best option. Wow. If you feel the need to say "you're nothing, I'm the President"....as you said SaGe...
"Donald Trump: a deceitful manipulator who exploits the gullible."
No it's about respect for the position of president, you dont want people being rude to your president
Yeah, you should only be allowed to insinuate that the president wasn't born in the country!
Sitting at his little desk, having his little rants, telling people he's still important. Grumpy Trumpy needs a timeout.
A real long one!
@@SuperLeica1 maybe eternal, surrounded by flames 🔥 👿
Don’t forget the little hands.
It is interesting to hear a deranged narcissist talk.
Send him to the naughty step.
Bad enough he lost, now he has to face the press from the kid's table..
@Forever Holiday When tf do the left care that much about Trump, I'm pretty sure we only mentioned it as a joke
@Forever Holiday triggered right 🤣
“Don’t you ever talk to me (DT) the way I talk to everyone else...” lol Jimmy!
ANY MAN THAT HAS TO SAY I AM THE KING IS NO TRUE KING - Tywin Lannister
One of my favorite quotes :)
What about when he said he was "The Choosen One".
Lol Trump really does seem like an adult orange version of Joffrey.
I know that's from GoT and I've studied Tudor England.
Regardless Trump is also compared to King George circa 1776.
I thought of that too! 🤣
A loser who accepts he lost, loses once. A loser who denies he lost, loses a thousand times.🤪
Well spoken!
Facts!! And he drags down other people with him too
Well spoken LoL 🤣🤣
Lol I hope every fortune cookie says this in 2021.
specifically 36
so on point with the melania bit!! every time i hear about her & white house christmas, i hear her saying she hates it.
“In a way, Trump and Biden both got the boot this month.” I am dying; that is funny.
Whoever set the tiny table up for this interview is a stable genius! This was pure sabotage. Hilarious
IKR and the buffoon just sat behind it doing what he does best. Smdh!!😜
"Don't ever ask me a question that I can't answer by bragging about myself!"
Basically
When she said banana toy I was afraid it might be something R-rated...
Shout out from Mexico blessings to you all!
Hey in Erie,PA he flat out said he didn't want to be here. And he lost our County, imagine that!
He said that during the rally?
@@mm6461 Indeed, and he also said if they didn't vote for him he'd never come back. They kept their side of the bargain, now it's up to him.
@@Gottenhimfella ikr 😂😂 thank you Pennsylvania!!
@@Gottenhimfella :-)
Tyson is the picture perfect example of someone who needed guidance and was taken advantage of. I’m glad he finally found some sort of peace for himself.
Totally agree....and he look amazing
"Any man who must say 'I am king!' is no true king at all"
The mini-desk has a concealed drawer where Trump keeps his crayons
And eats them because this delusional narcissist thinks... No. He doesn't think. He doesn't have the ability. He feels he's tougher than the regular crayon eaters.
Yes, he is take grade school over again.
How many times do I have to go to the jàil añd post bail.....
@@vanderwallstronghold8905 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
Hey don't tell me u don't like funny.
"You're a lightweight", says the most lightweight prexy ever.
If Trump had a dog???? I'd feel really, really, really sorry for the dog...
He'd love it more than Eric and Don Jr! Lmao
Yep lol
Why? You know the dog has a better life than you.
@J R I always wondered where Eric came from...
He's too selfish to have a dog. The dog would probably not like him
Small desk for an even smaller man, Perfect.
I love how when Trump says ‘big massive dumps’ it cuts straight to a shot of Maria!!
I wish everybody don’t talk about Donald anymore just forget about his existence !
While I agree with the idea, that won't happen until after the inauguration.
And even then, I expect tRump co carry on complaining about how the election was stolen from him.
if questioned..i will dis-avow any previous knowledge i have of his existence
"I think I bought a banana toy on Alexa."
I'll be honest, I was not expecting something remotely family-friendly.
:-)
So we’re just gonna ignore that Giermo didn’t have time to post online because he was helping his wife with thanksgiving dinner?!?! 👍🏽💙💙💙💕
“Take a look on what’s going on-“ so what is going on besides the fact he is in total denial
I NEVER want to hear the word "Tremendous" ever again! 🙄
He also ruined the phrase " like never before!" for me.😕
People with small vocabularies tend to overuse the few words with more than two syllables they know. I work with a girl that says “phenomenal” two-three times a day.
Yup. I hate that word now.
"Don't ever use the word 'smart' with me" - Donald J Trump
I can’t wait until this nightmare known as the trump presidency is over.
The j is for genuis😂
Done and done!
No worries there
Don't worry Don, they wont
Tiny desk matches the rest of his tiny attributes!
"Who gives a f about Christmas stuff" She did say stuff. So maybe she doesn't hate Christmas, just hates the stuff. But then again "I really don't care do you?"
I mean, it is what it is.
Major is adorable and adopted from a shelter!
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result *cough* Donald *cough*
I have such an issue with this saying. It contradicts my persistent nature. Not trying to take away from your joke. This is just the 4th time I have read that exact phrase today.
Actually, with a recount he got a different result in Wisconsin - more votes for Biden...............HAH! HAH! looks good on him!!
Heaven's Court is coming to fight for Pres Trump 🗽🗽🗽, Because this earth's court cannot detect Fraud/corruption, because they cannot see Truth with their two super small physical eyes & Earth's court needs proof, even though there are visible voter Fraud/cheating in Mail-in ballots, night counting, late ballots, Foreign Dominion, etc....& most of the time injustice & untruth Win in human courts....But, heaven/universe creator sees all cheating/Fraud of Human heart/human hands, & So, in Pres Trump's case, heaven's Court is coming soon to bring justice & truth (Jeremiah 1v19; Psalms 82v2; 76v9; Luke 18v6; ).....& Heaven's sharpened sword is coming to cut off all Liars'/cheaters', Lie speaking/Lie arguing/evil speaking tongues ⚔️ ( Proverbs 10v31; Isaiah 34v5; Psalms 7v12; Rev 14v17; 1 Timothy 6v4;)
@@daughterzionros2136 Once is enough.
@@daughterzionros2136 Thanks for the freak show! 👏🤯🤣😂🙄
They need to let him take that tiny desk with him when he leaves office so he can remember how small he really was
That is *damn* right
Richard Flores only Melania knows how "small" Donnie really is...😉
That desk is suitable for him he acts like a second grader
Not really
He still thinks he filming the Apprentice, Don't talk to ME that way, YOUR FIRED!!!
Trump never won an award in his life career
@@jamalhashem3122 He's won the award for worst president ever though.
And that's exactly why I would never have an Alexa.
And that's exactly why I would never have a kid.
Narcissist rage to come shortly. You will have never seen anything like it. There is indeed a storm coming.
Aw, poor Melania -- she just wanted to be rich.
@@thedailyhummm Another “gold digger” once told me that when you marry for money, you earn every penny!
Well.... as it turns out, she is not really a prisoner there. She really does support her husband and is about as bad as him.
Now she is a joke
Everyone talking about his wife? How low are you guys? Gosh. Have respect for HUMANS.
Pluck out your 2 by 4 when picking on little splinters.
Yup, if anyone knows about LARGE DUMPS it is diaper don
I don't think he knows anything about big dumps.
They're all behind him and someone else has to clean up the mess.
No one noticed how Mike bit his glove during the fight after a break lol and threw a kick lol best Mike ever!!
Jimmy, the Rockettes dance as Christmas soldiers was hilarious.. No legs, no face, no hair. It looked a middle school band trying to march. Without instruments.
Wow, Don's literally seating behind his small tiny desk, Looking like a huge hot orange mess ! 🍊
President poopie pants > cause when he rages ...he excretes
The Orange Menace wears diapers , says guys who worked on the apprentice with him
Because he’s said to be a coke /speed head > which leads to incontinence & then necessary diapers
Look at the load he has sitting at his tiny tantrum desk
@@catherinedonnelly1025 🤔😆😅🤣 🙏🏿😇🙏🏻
Dementia Joe cant even find a desk
@@vernmiller3584 WELL LIKE IT OR NOT HE'S YOUR NEW PRESIDENT LITTLE BUDDY ! 🤔
@@vernmiller3584 go cry
That desk is there so when you have a lot of people around the President they can all get in the important photo op. They put him at that desk to show nobody is with him. Haha.
At this point they ALL know he is insane.
Watching his entire staff drop like flies is pretty funny.
> who’s surviving 2020?
And he prob didn't even.realise that.
You guys, try calling the number. It’s HILARIOUS!
When he says at 10 o'clock he 'won', he took a MASSIVE DUMP he was so happy!
it wasn't a tantrum, that was just his Tiny Desk Concert
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha! I love tiny little desk concerts... pretty sure trump would ruin it.
Although... him singing or playing an instrument, would be much better than his narcissistic rants!
Timeless songs like: the little bunker boy
Absolutely classic !!! Save this !
"Never talk to the President that way".
"Ok, I'll wait 'til January".
After the 20th at noon ...that’s when the trash talk will really begin !!! All those who’ve worked for him will finally be able to speak out without all the repercussions!!! Can’t wait to hear all about what he really did !!!
@@catherinedonnelly1025 Saaame
"I was called by the biggest people"
America needs to have a talk with Shaq
🤣🤣🤣🤣
since he thinks dead people are still alive, i assumed he meant Andre The Giant.
@@markmac2206 Since he's orange I thought he meant the "Green" giant💚
Good one!
😂😂 good one ☝️
Thank you Jimmy! I really needed that laugh!! Keep em coming!
Dead@Small hands on desk.🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂😂😂👉🏾
He's not worthy of sitting behind John F. Kennedy's desk.
He was never worthy of bein in that house altogether
@brie larson obama this obama that whenever trump supporters need to take some pressure off of their cult leader they blame obama for comfort
He's not worthy of sitting behind anything that looks even mildly like he deserves respect.
@brie larson ask yourself why obama did 8 years. Then ask yourself why trump only made 4. And dont use "rigged election" as your cover up
@brie larson You do sound like you're straight from The Land of Oz... I'm sorry. "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears...oh my!" "Obama kicked dogs, ate children and defecated on my front lawn!" Oh, stop it! 😅😄🤣
when trump said "im the president" the reporter shoulda replied "yea, for a month"
That would of been the best clapback!!!!
the president is a public servant, ill speak to him any way i well damn please. dont like it? arrest me. ill love my day in court and the tax money i will collect
The Melania part is the best. I love the songs!
LMAO
Nice to see that Trump has been seated at the kiddie table for his press conference.
“Does this desk make my hands look big?” DJT
lol
Nope, but somehow his butt looks huge.
BWAHAHAHA😂🤣
Good one
😂🤣
The part about charlie had me cracking up! My son thinks alexa is his"friend" (he just turned 4)
as a parent, I laugh so much on how she got to buy herself something just like that 😆
If the desk were any bigger, his hands would disappear next to them
Always look forward to Monday nights, reflecting on what we all miss after Friday nights. Love you Jimmy!
Leader of the “free world” where freedom of speech reigns. Tells someone to censor their opinion. Mmmk.
Usually I'm indifferent to Jimmy but this had me wetting my pants with laughter. Who can we ridicule when Trump leaves?
I kinda wanna know what Guillermo cooked with his wife.
And I want the recipes. Lol.
Meth
@@ringojsp.sanchex6953 your disgusting it's not even funny
It's all of the "thees" for me 💀💀🤣😂🤣😂
They've already taken his desk! 😂
😂 Jimmy always cracks me up, I don’t know why.
Which one lol
@@thomasfuchsjr kimmel obviously
I don't know why, he's disgusting ,ugly too !
Heaven's Court is coming to fight for Pres Trump 🗽🗽🗽, Because this earth's court cannot detect Fraud/corruption, because they cannot see Truth with their two super small physical eyes & Earth's court needs proof, even though there are visible voter Fraud/cheating in Mail-in ballots, night counting, late ballots, Foreign Dominion, etc....& most of the time injustice & untruth Win in human courts....But, heaven/universe creator sees all cheating/Fraud of Human heart/human hands, & So, in Pres Trump's case, heaven's Court is coming soon to bring justice & truth (Jeremiah 1v19; Psalms 82v2; 76v9; Luke 18v6; ).....& Heaven's sharpened sword is coming to cut off all Liars'/cheaters', Lie speaking/Lie arguing/evil speaking tongues ⚔️ ( Proverbs 10v31; Isaiah 34v5; Psalms 7v12; Rev 14v17; 1 Timothy 6v4;)
I know the tiny desk looks kinda funny but that is the official Bill Signing desk that has been used for many decades
I can't wait to see how trump leaves the white house😂😂😂😂
He won’t, he’s gonna have to be dragged out holding onto that tiny desk.
@@goldies6909 LOL. A true Christmas miracle, hurray.
Keep waiting.
Won't be "White" Anymore 😅😂😷👍
Same
"I'm the president of the United States, don't you dare speak to me that way!" this is how dictators speak
He wanted to be a dictator so bad, and he's mad America isn't letting him.
Meh, kind of sounds like me when the adult teens are mouthing off to me in my house. I tell them to shut up or get out.
He's been using the office of the presidency as a shield for the last four years. I'm not surprised he's trying to use the office to demand respect that he just doesn't deserve. It's pathetic, really.
@Gary Krug okay, then prove it, dont keep us waiting lmfao dont forget to link the sources!
@Gary Krug, if 'better' is defined as being on the planet longer and being able to juggle debts better than a professional juggler does with flaming chainsaws, I'll agree with you there.
He looks so funny when he sits at small desks. His legs look so tiny.
You are empathy inside Kimmel
Aww my mom did that to my sister and I too. I wish my mom was still here, To wake us up to watch the parade.🤣 I haven't been able to watch it, Because I be knocked out & I always forget. I miss my mom so much & Really miss watching the parade together every year.
This is a sweet and touching post! Bless! ❤️
God I love Jimmy’s show, I can’t imagine a night without making fun of POTUS.
well soon it will all be over but it’s so entertaining making fun of POTUS
I’d sure like to try,
Just because he won't be president, doesn't mean he disappears from the face of the earth. He's running for 2024 afterall. He's a narcissist, he's gotta have everyone's attention.
@Andrew Williams how brainwashed are you? hahaha ffs
I'm sure they will have plenty of jokes, maybe comparing biden and Trumps presidency
I remember playing heads up 7 up in class on rainy days!! How cool you did too.
Right! Exactly why I don't want an Alexa!
"you shut your mouth when you're talking to me"
I was gonna say the same thing!!!
Ah, Rebecca de Mornay
Lol classic
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Trump - "I did not lose the election"
Trump's Aide - "No Sir you did not lose the election, you won second place"
Trump - "Oh, OK that sounds better"
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ooh that was it !!!!
😅😂😂🤣
Let's hope no one told him he also came last
@@edwardelric10001
"You Won Mr President Sir.
But you do have to move to a different house before the end of the day" !! 🥳
Mike is absolutely more chill than most of us now. dude has a whole show making fun of himself, much respect
Jimmy's shows it's one of the greatest ever!!!!! I
The perfect image : The infantile leader at the presidential kids table.
You Go To Bed Without Dessert !!!
But Melania has to change your diaper first...LOL
“Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.”
-Tywin Lannister
-George R.R. Martin
That Melania bit was the best!
That desk was done on Purpose!😂😂😂✊🏽
gotta love kimmel and fallon these 2 are the best system doggies.
"they call em dumps, big, massive dumps" LMAO
💩💩💩💩..They call 'em "tRumps"....big MASSIVE tRumps!!!😂😅✌
Talking about dumps while he sits there with a dump in his diaper at this tiny tantrum desk is just too funny 😂
"I'm the President of the United States". Not for long, sir! Thank God!!!
Don’t say sir.
@@njw5869 why not
@@katbowen4800 He doesn't deserve such respect. He would have needed to do something to benefit the country as a whole, anything at all, for me to even think about calling him sir or Mr. President.
@@darkstorm0433 absolutely! Though at this point, calling him "sir" is probably more out of polite habit- drilled in as a child- than an actual show of respect.
C'mon everyone, that's the correct mini size desk for baby Trumpet mouth.
“The future former president”. LMAO! Technically every sitting president fits this description but somehow applying to this president gives me more satisfaction than anyone else.
Lmfao!!!!!! Can't stop laughing... Fn great 💩 Jimmy!!!! Melanie album.. 🤣🤣
Awwe!! I love his little baby desk!! It fits him so well!
A little bit of insight into the narcissist: He hates that he lost, but he hates more that he lost by 17 million more votes than he won in 2016. Don't let him forget that. 17 million.
Lost x3 in Pennsylvania and still insists for a recount.. 🤣🤣
Big man complaining from the little kids table 🤣🤣🤣 what a joke🤣😂
haha, sitting at the kids table, alone. pouting because he doesn't want to eat his vegetables.
Not only hands, tiny is tiny in all the places that matter.
Just Human tiny brain, unfortunately.
Ok so ik you meant brain but that was *not* my first thought lmao
🍄....😅😂😝✌
Brain, class, wealth, honor, respect, charm... all these things are incredibly tiny regarding Trump.
@@wearethedivineoneearth even though it wasn't targeted at me, I felt that lol
When has a president ever treated the people of the press so poorly? This isn't a reality show this is reality
Can't wait till they move on and we don't have to see or hear from them again
The big question, when has the press treated a sitting president so poorly? Cnn has even gone so far as to refer to him as a sunbathing turtle. The press has done everything in their power to smear his name; from cutting his speeches short and spinning their own false narrative to them. So called 'comedians' mocked the way he looks and talks. Antifa and Blm have even burned cardboard cutouts and dolls of him during protests like an angry lynching mob from the old days.
I have bad news for you: the Tweeter will never stop tweeting. He's going to be in the news as a "presidential candidate" and as cult idol of the Republican party.
@@tiilagumgovindasamy9756 that sitting president you are so fond of is a disgrace of a human being that never should have been allowed to run, people have known for literal decades that he is trouble... as a child of the 80's he was an example of what you didn't want to raise your children to be, don't kid yourself, he's never been deserving of respect.
Well hello there colleen 😍😍😍😍
Jefferson had a pretty contentious relationship with the press
This is Trump's version from the Tiny Desk Concert series.
Gracefully done .Mr Tyson.
LOL ! The staight jacket will be waiting to take him away HE HE HA HA ! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
"You're just a lightweight!" Hey, at least the reporter is of *normal* weight!
Yeah to an obese god-king, normal weight people are all light weights lol
@@sarevok6 Dump=paper weight
I don't see any God-king I only see a fool sitting in the white house
That reporter will still have a White House job afterJan 20. Diaper Don won’t
I mean the biggest president was over 300lbs🤷
Can't fade me!