Trump Throws Tantrum from Tiny Desk

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @Pbdave1092
    @Pbdave1092 4 года назад +1291

    “Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.”
    -Tywin Lannister
    -George R.R. Martin

    • @aloneinmidnight
      @aloneinmidnight 4 года назад +66

      he is truly joffrey

    • @MamaBearAngela
      @MamaBearAngela 4 года назад +17

      I said the same thing! One of the greatest scenes of GOT.

    • @wayneteiwimate7814
      @wayneteiwimate7814 4 года назад +5

      When it rains we all get wet

    • @goose4469
      @goose4469 4 года назад +3

      Dude don't quote George, he is a bigger disappointment than America itself

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 4 года назад +20

      @@eksadiss So... you're saying that black people don't matter?

  • @patricksanders858
    @patricksanders858 4 года назад +415

    If you have to tell someone that you're the boss....you aint the boss!

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 года назад +11

      Power is like glamour, if you have to tell people you have it.....you don't.

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 4 года назад +3

      And somewhere, there's a piano missing it's bench

  • @datmeme8967
    @datmeme8967 4 года назад +325

    "I was called by the biggest people... political people!!!" This dude lies like a 5 year old.

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 4 года назад +14

      I'm just glad the office of the presidency doesn't include a gavel. You know he'd be swinging that hammer around all the time like the big boy he is.

    • @lauraandel2298
      @lauraandel2298 4 года назад

      @@EdricLysharae I wonder how many kümmel played with five year olds

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 4 года назад +13

      😆 yea except when 5 yr olds lie its not considered pathetic 🤦🏽‍♀

    • @tandekangoma5715
      @tandekangoma5715 4 года назад +2

      Smdh ..... soo pathetic....

    • @thelionprince4530
      @thelionprince4530 4 года назад +6

      That is an insult to 5 year olds!

  • @Slimpickinsorl
    @Slimpickinsorl 4 года назад +258

    ANY MAN THAT HAS TO SAY I AM THE KING IS NO TRUE KING - Tywin Lannister

    • @misho9991
      @misho9991 4 года назад +2

      One of my favorite quotes :)

    • @montamiddleton9318
      @montamiddleton9318 4 года назад

      What about when he said he was "The Choosen One".

    • @marcgw496
      @marcgw496 4 года назад +4

      Lol Trump really does seem like an adult orange version of Joffrey.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 года назад +2

      I know that's from GoT and I've studied Tudor England.
      Regardless Trump is also compared to King George circa 1776.

    • @Stardust_7273
      @Stardust_7273 4 года назад

      I thought of that too! 🤣

  • @SaGeOwL4891
    @SaGeOwL4891 4 года назад +311

    A man who must say "Don't speak to me like that, i'm *this title*" deserves no title at all.
    Like you ever need another proof tho

    • @ThatGuy-wm5ks
      @ThatGuy-wm5ks 4 года назад +8

      Ikr what a clown

    • @ryannicholls702
      @ryannicholls702 4 года назад +8

      This "thing" is a disgrace of an oxygen thief. There is a reason the world is laughing at the US. And still, allegedly 74 million retards still believe he is the best option. Wow. If you feel the need to say "you're nothing, I'm the President"....as you said SaGe...

    • @huynhthehung3059
      @huynhthehung3059 4 года назад +4

      "Donald Trump: a deceitful manipulator who exploits the gullible."

    • @stuartboyd6340
      @stuartboyd6340 4 года назад +1

      No it's about respect for the position of president, you dont want people being rude to your president

    • @notyourroad
      @notyourroad 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, you should only be allowed to insinuate that the president wasn't born in the country!

  • @denniskubiak3465
    @denniskubiak3465 4 года назад +160

    Bad enough he lost, now he has to face the press from the kid's table..

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 4 года назад +10

      @Forever Holiday When tf do the left care that much about Trump, I'm pretty sure we only mentioned it as a joke

    • @piaaadah
      @piaaadah 4 года назад +5

      @Forever Holiday triggered right 🤣

  • @reyad4265
    @reyad4265 4 года назад +1004

    Sitting at his little desk, having his little rants, telling people he's still important. Grumpy Trumpy needs a timeout.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 4 года назад +23

      A real long one!

    • @Sarah-dg4ie
      @Sarah-dg4ie 4 года назад +28

      @@SuperLeica1 maybe eternal, surrounded by flames 🔥 👿

    • @PhuongTran-mf5cf
      @PhuongTran-mf5cf 4 года назад +17

      Don’t forget the little hands.

    • @dannydev4294
      @dannydev4294 4 года назад +15

      It is interesting to hear a deranged narcissist talk.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 4 года назад +7

      Send him to the naughty step.

  • @larseirikfodnes4361
    @larseirikfodnes4361 4 года назад +409

    "Don't ever ask me a question that I can't answer by bragging about myself!"

  • @JamieDallas
    @JamieDallas 4 года назад +73

    He won't be at Mar-a-Lago next Thanksgiving because he'll be in prison.

    • @bubbabiscuitcub
      @bubbabiscuitcub 4 года назад +8

      @Joshua Walker he be NOT re-elected stupid

    • @TwitchLiveClipsOfficial
      @TwitchLiveClipsOfficial 4 года назад +4

      @Joshua Walker He be in prison stupid

    • @yhatekimya1562
      @yhatekimya1562 4 года назад +2

      @Joshua Walker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tomgeorge3023
      @tomgeorge3023 3 года назад

      @Joshua Walker
      Keep your president,
      help him clime the
      Anti-Clime wall,
      That he said Mexico is paying for with Boarder fees,,,😅😅😅😅

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 года назад +1

      @Donovan Caesar Must've been bad. Comment got deleted.

  • @jbtpa895
    @jbtpa895 4 года назад +42

    Hey in Erie,PA he flat out said he didn't want to be here. And he lost our County, imagine that!

    • @mm6461
      @mm6461 4 года назад +2

      He said that during the rally?

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 года назад +7

      @@mm6461 Indeed, and he also said if they didn't vote for him he'd never come back. They kept their side of the bargain, now it's up to him.

    • @VibhorWase
      @VibhorWase 4 года назад +4

      @@Gottenhimfella ikr 😂😂 thank you Pennsylvania!!

    • @NicolaW72
      @NicolaW72 4 года назад +1

      @@Gottenhimfella :-)

  • @Baalenciaga666
    @Baalenciaga666 4 года назад +60

    Tyson is the picture perfect example of someone who needed guidance and was taken advantage of. I’m glad he finally found some sort of peace for himself.

    • @jaimefewer6297
      @jaimefewer6297 4 года назад +2

      Totally agree....and he look amazing

    • @R33F3RMONSTER
      @R33F3RMONSTER 4 года назад +1

      "Any man who must say 'I am king!' is no true king at all"

  • @davidharrop9984
    @davidharrop9984 4 года назад +155

    The mini-desk has a concealed drawer where Trump keeps his crayons

    • @vanderwallstronghold8905
      @vanderwallstronghold8905 4 года назад +9

      And eats them because this delusional narcissist thinks... No. He doesn't think. He doesn't have the ability. He feels he's tougher than the regular crayon eaters.

    • @anonymousjohnson976
      @anonymousjohnson976 4 года назад +3

      Yes, he is take grade school over again.

    • @ginavaldez5192
      @ginavaldez5192 3 года назад +1

      How many times do I have to go to the jàil añd post bail.....

    • @ginavaldez5192
      @ginavaldez5192 3 года назад

      @@vanderwallstronghold8905 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

    • @ginavaldez5192
      @ginavaldez5192 3 года назад +1

      Hey don't tell me u don't like funny.

  • @noodlecatcountry
    @noodlecatcountry 4 года назад +36

    Major is adorable and adopted from a shelter!

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 4 года назад +1514

    "Don't ever use the word 'smart' with me" - Donald J Trump

  • @luluharshie3929
    @luluharshie3929 4 года назад +202

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result *cough* Donald *cough*

    • @anamaria91106
      @anamaria91106 4 года назад

      I have such an issue with this saying. It contradicts my persistent nature. Not trying to take away from your joke. This is just the 4th time I have read that exact phrase today.

    • @sandyjohnson4182
      @sandyjohnson4182 4 года назад +4

      Actually, with a recount he got a different result in Wisconsin - more votes for Biden...............HAH! HAH! looks good on him!!

    • @daughterzionros2136
      @daughterzionros2136 4 года назад

      Heaven's Court is coming to fight for Pres Trump 🗽🗽🗽, Because this earth's court cannot detect Fraud/corruption, because they cannot see Truth with their two super small physical eyes & Earth's court needs proof, even though there are visible voter Fraud/cheating in Mail-in ballots, night counting, late ballots, Foreign Dominion, etc....& most of the time injustice & untruth Win in human courts....But, heaven/universe creator sees all cheating/Fraud of Human heart/human hands, & So, in Pres Trump's case, heaven's Court is coming soon to bring justice & truth (Jeremiah 1v19; Psalms 82v2; 76v9; Luke 18v6; ).....& Heaven's sharpened sword is coming to cut off all Liars'/cheaters', Lie speaking/Lie arguing/evil speaking tongues ⚔️ ( Proverbs 10v31; Isaiah 34v5; Psalms 7v12; Rev 14v17; 1 Timothy 6v4;)

    • @montamiddleton9318
      @montamiddleton9318 4 года назад

      @@daughterzionros2136 Once is enough.

    • @Gregorypeckory
      @Gregorypeckory 4 года назад +4

      @@daughterzionros2136 Thanks for the freak show! 👏🤯🤣😂🙄

  • @fabsoltero578
    @fabsoltero578 4 года назад +2

    Shout out from Mexico blessings to you all!

  • @aerialarboreal9005
    @aerialarboreal9005 4 года назад +389

    If Trump had a dog???? I'd feel really, really, really sorry for the dog...

    • @whatgivesdude6807
      @whatgivesdude6807 4 года назад +15

      He'd love it more than Eric and Don Jr! Lmao

    • @Kalisuimi
      @Kalisuimi 4 года назад +4

      Yep lol

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 года назад +2

      Why? You know the dog has a better life than you.

    • @whatgivesdude6807
      @whatgivesdude6807 4 года назад +5

      @J R I always wondered where Eric came from...

    • @l.whansen9611
      @l.whansen9611 4 года назад +18

      He's too selfish to have a dog. The dog would probably not like him

  • @tommygal1974
    @tommygal1974 4 года назад +205

    “Don’t you ever talk to me (DT) the way I talk to everyone else...” lol Jimmy!

    • @pastellyjelly3913
      @pastellyjelly3913 4 года назад +10

      "I'm the president of the United States!"
      Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. - Tywin Lanister.

    • @LaLa-qf1qz
      @LaLa-qf1qz 4 года назад

      What does (DT) mean btw

    • @halliezhao2406
      @halliezhao2406 4 года назад +1

      Aw, poor Melania -- she just wanted to be rich.

    • @rileylabski
      @rileylabski 4 года назад

      @@halliezhao2406 She could've gotten a much better deal. Sad.

  • @indicajane4721
    @indicajane4721 4 года назад +23

    So we’re just gonna ignore that Giermo didn’t have time to post online because he was helping his wife with thanksgiving dinner?!?! 👍🏽💙💙💙💕

  • @mamageesgospel451
    @mamageesgospel451 4 года назад +121

    Wow, Don's literally seating behind his small tiny desk, Looking like a huge hot orange mess ! 🍊

    • @catherinedonnelly1025
      @catherinedonnelly1025 4 года назад +4

      President poopie pants > cause when he rages ...he excretes
      The Orange Menace wears diapers , says guys who worked on the apprentice with him
      Because he’s said to be a coke /speed head > which leads to incontinence & then necessary diapers
      Look at the load he has sitting at his tiny tantrum desk

    • @mamageesgospel451
      @mamageesgospel451 4 года назад +2

      @@catherinedonnelly1025 🤔😆😅🤣 🙏🏿😇🙏🏻

    • @vernmiller3584
      @vernmiller3584 4 года назад

      Dementia Joe cant even find a desk

    • @mamageesgospel451
      @mamageesgospel451 4 года назад +7

      @@vernmiller3584 WELL LIKE IT OR NOT HE'S YOUR NEW PRESIDENT LITTLE BUDDY ! 🤔

    • @Big_daddy_dice
      @Big_daddy_dice 4 года назад +2

      @@vernmiller3584 go cry

  • @keith4674
    @keith4674 4 года назад +26

    Small desk for an even smaller man, Perfect.

  • @KristinShoots
    @KristinShoots 4 года назад +4

    so on point with the melania bit!! every time i hear about her & white house christmas, i hear her saying she hates it.

  • @CS-hq9eo
    @CS-hq9eo 4 года назад +47

    I NEVER want to hear the word "Tremendous" ever again! 🙄

    • @robinlikens7060
      @robinlikens7060 4 года назад +5

      He also ruined the phrase " like never before!" for me.😕

    • @slixlixx
      @slixlixx 4 года назад +3

      People with small vocabularies tend to overuse the few words with more than two syllables they know. I work with a girl that says “phenomenal” two-three times a day.

    • @mindyschocolate
      @mindyschocolate 4 года назад

      Yup. I hate that word now.

  • @Moe_Preme
    @Moe_Preme 4 года назад +28

    Always look forward to Monday nights, reflecting on what we all miss after Friday nights. Love you Jimmy!

    • @raulvitor9095
      @raulvitor9095 4 года назад

      Leader of the “free world” where freedom of speech reigns. Tells someone to censor their opinion. Mmmk.

  • @dakhuri3278
    @dakhuri3278 4 года назад +17

    When she said banana toy I was afraid it might be something R-rated...

  • @youaintasbadasyouthink
    @youaintasbadasyouthink 4 года назад +276

    "I'm the president of the United States, don't you dare speak to me that way!" this is how dictators speak

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 4 года назад +40

      He wanted to be a dictator so bad, and he's mad America isn't letting him.

    • @0116Lori
      @0116Lori 4 года назад +5

      Meh, kind of sounds like me when the adult teens are mouthing off to me in my house. I tell them to shut up or get out.

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 4 года назад +23

      He's been using the office of the presidency as a shield for the last four years. I'm not surprised he's trying to use the office to demand respect that he just doesn't deserve. It's pathetic, really.

    • @308MiA
      @308MiA 4 года назад +11

      @Gary Krug okay, then prove it, dont keep us waiting lmfao dont forget to link the sources!

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 4 года назад +4

      @Gary Krug, if 'better' is defined as being on the planet longer and being able to juggle debts better than a professional juggler does with flaming chainsaws, I'll agree with you there.

  • @outlawJosieFox
    @outlawJosieFox 4 года назад +80

    And that's exactly why I would never have an Alexa.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 4 года назад +4

      And that's exactly why I would never have a kid.

  • @scottmcfadyen293
    @scottmcfadyen293 4 года назад +132

    The perfect image : The infantile leader at the presidential kids table.
    You Go To Bed Without Dessert !!!

    • @dandemaio5994
      @dandemaio5994 4 года назад +4

      But Melania has to change your diaper first...LOL

    • @phungduykhiem3794
      @phungduykhiem3794 4 года назад

      “Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.”
      -Tywin Lannister
      -George R.R. Martin

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 4 года назад +42

    "I think I bought a banana toy on Alexa."
    I'll be honest, I was not expecting something remotely family-friendly.

  • @sandraprado5633
    @sandraprado5633 4 года назад +33

    I wish everybody don’t talk about Donald anymore just forget about his existence !

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 года назад +6

      While I agree with the idea, that won't happen until after the inauguration.
      And even then, I expect tRump co carry on complaining about how the election was stolen from him.

    • @sth8748
      @sth8748 4 года назад

      if questioned..i will dis-avow any previous knowledge i have of his existence

  • @toodlesoops7761
    @toodlesoops7761 4 года назад +46

    Yup, if anyone knows about LARGE DUMPS it is diaper don

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 4 года назад +1

      I don't think he knows anything about big dumps.
      They're all behind him and someone else has to clean up the mess.

  • @rohitmalpur2898
    @rohitmalpur2898 4 года назад +183

    "I was called by the biggest people"
    America needs to have a talk with Shaq

    • @lisa408t
      @lisa408t 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 4 года назад +13

      since he thinks dead people are still alive, i assumed he meant Andre The Giant.

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 4 года назад +6

      @@markmac2206 Since he's orange I thought he meant the "Green" giant💚

    • @farisasmith7109
      @farisasmith7109 4 года назад +1

      Good one!

    • @tlujan777
      @tlujan777 4 года назад

      😂😂 good one ☝️

  • @jennywhisconier7777
    @jennywhisconier7777 4 года назад +107

    Aw, poor Melania -- she just wanted to be rich.

    • @judymurray191
      @judymurray191 4 года назад +7

      @@thedailyhummm Another “gold digger” once told me that when you marry for money, you earn every penny!

    • @blank4181
      @blank4181 4 года назад +6

      Well.... as it turns out, she is not really a prisoner there. She really does support her husband and is about as bad as him.

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 4 года назад +1

      Now she is a joke

    • @jimbolopez8691
      @jimbolopez8691 3 года назад

      Everyone talking about his wife? How low are you guys? Gosh. Have respect for HUMANS.
      Pluck out your 2 by 4 when picking on little splinters.

  • @colleens1878
    @colleens1878 4 года назад +125

    When has a president ever treated the people of the press so poorly? This isn't a reality show this is reality
    Can't wait till they move on and we don't have to see or hear from them again

    • @tiilagumgovindasamy9756
      @tiilagumgovindasamy9756 4 года назад +4

      The big question, when has the press treated a sitting president so poorly? Cnn has even gone so far as to refer to him as a sunbathing turtle. The press has done everything in their power to smear his name; from cutting his speeches short and spinning their own false narrative to them. So called 'comedians' mocked the way he looks and talks. Antifa and Blm have even burned cardboard cutouts and dolls of him during protests like an angry lynching mob from the old days.

    • @amtep
      @amtep 4 года назад +3

      I have bad news for you: the Tweeter will never stop tweeting. He's going to be in the news as a "presidential candidate" and as cult idol of the Republican party.

    • @katinapactol-baez1317
      @katinapactol-baez1317 4 года назад +16

      @@tiilagumgovindasamy9756 that sitting president you are so fond of is a disgrace of a human being that never should have been allowed to run, people have known for literal decades that he is trouble... as a child of the 80's he was an example of what you didn't want to raise your children to be, don't kid yourself, he's never been deserving of respect.

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 4 года назад

      Well hello there colleen 😍😍😍😍

    • @daroe2340
      @daroe2340 4 года назад

      Jefferson had a pretty contentious relationship with the press

  • @loreneRa
    @loreneRa 4 года назад +971

    “Does this desk make my hands look big?” DJT

  • @earthrocker48
    @earthrocker48 4 года назад +9

    “Take a look on what’s going on-“ so what is going on besides the fact he is in total denial

  • @nicholashogan4704
    @nicholashogan4704 4 года назад +244

    God I love Jimmy’s show, I can’t imagine a night without making fun of POTUS.

    • @starsaligned
      @starsaligned 4 года назад +15

      well soon it will all be over but it’s so entertaining making fun of POTUS

    • @karrenejanyll5030
      @karrenejanyll5030 4 года назад +1

      I’d sure like to try,

    • @icyhotonmynuts
      @icyhotonmynuts 4 года назад +14

      Just because he won't be president, doesn't mean he disappears from the face of the earth. He's running for 2024 afterall. He's a narcissist, he's gotta have everyone's attention.

    • @ericsagar686
      @ericsagar686 4 года назад

      @Andrew Williams how brainwashed are you? hahaha ffs

    • @wanakone33
      @wanakone33 4 года назад

      I'm sure they will have plenty of jokes, maybe comparing biden and Trumps presidency

  • @tikimann9300
    @tikimann9300 4 года назад +93

    Maybe take some of that Christmas decoration cash and feed a family or pay their rent ... or medical bills

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 4 года назад

      Send me the link to this imaginary charity 😭

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 4 года назад +6

    "You're a lightweight", says the most lightweight prexy ever.

  • @darkangelmichael6148
    @darkangelmichael6148 4 года назад +153

    He's not worthy of sitting behind John F. Kennedy's desk.

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 4 года назад +7

      He was never worthy of bein in that house altogether

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 4 года назад +8

      @brie larson obama this obama that whenever trump supporters need to take some pressure off of their cult leader they blame obama for comfort

    • @whatgivesdude6807
      @whatgivesdude6807 4 года назад +5

      He's not worthy of sitting behind anything that looks even mildly like he deserves respect.

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 4 года назад +5

      @brie larson ask yourself why obama did 8 years. Then ask yourself why trump only made 4. And dont use "rigged election" as your cover up

    • @darkangelmichael6148
      @darkangelmichael6148 4 года назад +3

      @brie larson You do sound like you're straight from The Land of Oz... I'm sorry. "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears...oh my!" "Obama kicked dogs, ate children and defecated on my front lawn!" Oh, stop it! 😅😄🤣

  • @jordanellis3615
    @jordanellis3615 4 года назад +198

    I can't wait to see how trump leaves the white house😂😂😂😂

    • @goldies6909
      @goldies6909 4 года назад +32

      He won’t, he’s gonna have to be dragged out holding onto that tiny desk.

    • @hbic7659
      @hbic7659 4 года назад +12

      @@goldies6909 LOL. A true Christmas miracle, hurray.

    • @UFCaccesslimiter
      @UFCaccesslimiter 4 года назад +1

      Keep waiting.

    • @trevorz459
      @trevorz459 4 года назад +4

      Won't be "White" Anymore 😅😂😷👍

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines 4 года назад +2

      Same

  • @notlexi666
    @notlexi666 4 года назад +105

    it wasn't a tantrum, that was just his Tiny Desk Concert

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 4 года назад +7

      Haha! I love tiny little desk concerts... pretty sure trump would ruin it.
      Although... him singing or playing an instrument, would be much better than his narcissistic rants!

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 4 года назад +73

    Not only hands, tiny is tiny in all the places that matter.

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 4 года назад +7

      Just Human tiny brain, unfortunately.

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 4 года назад +2

      Ok so ik you meant brain but that was *not* my first thought lmao

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 4 года назад

      🍄....😅😂😝✌

    • @kmb655
      @kmb655 4 года назад +2

      Brain, class, wealth, honor, respect, charm... all these things are incredibly tiny regarding Trump.

    • @__Konboi__
      @__Konboi__ 4 года назад

      @@wearethedivineoneearth even though it wasn't targeted at me, I felt that lol

  • @garryfay8423
    @garryfay8423 4 года назад +7

    Tiny desk matches the rest of his tiny attributes!

  • @RedddyReddbone
    @RedddyReddbone 4 года назад +23

    Aww my mom did that to my sister and I too. I wish my mom was still here, To wake us up to watch the parade.🤣 I haven't been able to watch it, Because I be knocked out & I always forget. I miss my mom so much & Really miss watching the parade together every year.

    • @cheri2114
      @cheri2114 4 года назад +1

      This is a sweet and touching post! Bless! ❤️

  • @jamesnicholson3658
    @jamesnicholson3658 4 года назад +144

    when trump said "im the president" the reporter shoulda replied "yea, for a month"

    • @theegoddessk
      @theegoddessk 4 года назад +14

      That would of been the best clapback!!!!

    • @blastedontape
      @blastedontape 4 года назад +3

      the president is a public servant, ill speak to him any way i well damn please. dont like it? arrest me. ill love my day in court and the tax money i will collect

  • @nmelcam1
    @nmelcam1 4 года назад +185

    Trump - "I did not lose the election"
    Trump's Aide - "No Sir you did not lose the election, you won second place"
    Trump - "Oh, OK that sounds better"

    • @mujtab8siddiqu1
      @mujtab8siddiqu1 4 года назад +9

      🤣

    • @mommawatson2625
      @mommawatson2625 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Ooh that was it !!!!

    • @anav-d2n
      @anav-d2n 4 года назад +2

      😅😂😂🤣

    • @edwardelric10001
      @edwardelric10001 3 года назад +3

      Let's hope no one told him he also came last

    • @petermills542
      @petermills542 11 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@edwardelric10001
      "You Won Mr President Sir.
      But you do have to move to a different house before the end of the day" !! 🥳

  • @moggpiano8043
    @moggpiano8043 4 года назад +52

    "Never talk to the President that way".
    "Ok, I'll wait 'til January".

    • @catherinedonnelly1025
      @catherinedonnelly1025 4 года назад +5

      After the 20th at noon ...that’s when the trash talk will really begin !!! All those who’ve worked for him will finally be able to speak out without all the repercussions!!! Can’t wait to hear all about what he really did !!!

    • @MeJustAimy
      @MeJustAimy 4 года назад +1

      @@catherinedonnelly1025 Saaame

  • @mrspidey80
    @mrspidey80 4 года назад +91

    "I'm the president of the United States!"
    Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. - Tywin Lanister.

    • @orinmancine5081
      @orinmancine5081 4 года назад +3

      "I'm the President of the United States". Not for long, sir! Thank God!!!

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 4 года назад

      @@orinmancine5081
      Exactly my 1st thought!
      "Not for long"!!!

  • @DisneyAdulting
    @DisneyAdulting 4 года назад +75

    Omg Trump is so full of himself. He makes my skin crawl! What a disgrace!

    • @anonymousjohnson976
      @anonymousjohnson976 4 года назад +1

      He's full of something.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 3 года назад

      @Everyone Is Beautiful Sounds like she's jealous, most likely. They can't stand the fact that Obama is beloved. Guess she thought that was supposed to make someone upset lol

  • @pineforest1442
    @pineforest1442 4 года назад +85

    “In a way, Trump and Biden both got the boot this month.” I am dying; that is funny.

  • @warwickhs1
    @warwickhs1 4 года назад +36

    A little bit of insight into the narcissist: He hates that he lost, but he hates more that he lost by 17 million more votes than he won in 2016. Don't let him forget that. 17 million.

  • @AngryCanadianIsLegion
    @AngryCanadianIsLegion 4 года назад +142

    "you shut your mouth when you're talking to me"

  • @mr-mz4ed
    @mr-mz4ed 4 года назад +7

    Timeless songs like: the little bunker boy

  • @MoparDave-jl3dq
    @MoparDave-jl3dq 4 года назад +52

    That desk is suitable for him he acts like a second grader

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 4 года назад +2

      Perfect but unfortunately he's NOT smarter than a 2nd grader😁

    • @tonia4934
      @tonia4934 4 года назад

      It makes him look taller😂😂😂😂

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 4 года назад +112

    "You're just a lightweight!" Hey, at least the reporter is of *normal* weight!

    • @sarevok6
      @sarevok6 4 года назад +6

      Yeah to an obese god-king, normal weight people are all light weights lol

    • @hoogiejackson4064
      @hoogiejackson4064 4 года назад +2

      @@sarevok6 Dump=paper weight

    • @W4rwalk3r
      @W4rwalk3r 4 года назад +7

      I don't see any God-king I only see a fool sitting in the white house

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 года назад +1

      That reporter will still have a White House job afterJan 20. Diaper Don won’t

    • @roshaimoore
      @roshaimoore 4 года назад +1

      I mean the biggest president was over 300lbs🤷

  • @charli3811
    @charli3811 4 года назад +1

    Thank you Jimmy! I really needed that laugh!! Keep em coming!

  • @jnomoneeey3023
    @jnomoneeey3023 4 года назад +17

    The part about charlie had me cracking up! My son thinks alexa is his"friend" (he just turned 4)

    • @LolixBelle
      @LolixBelle 4 года назад +1

      as a parent, I laugh so much on how she got to buy herself something just like that 😆

  • @fastfeh1
    @fastfeh1 4 года назад +11

    He still thinks he filming the Apprentice, Don't talk to ME that way, YOUR FIRED!!!

    • @jamalhashem3122
      @jamalhashem3122 4 года назад

      Trump never won an award in his life career

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 4 года назад +2

      @@jamalhashem3122 He's won the award for worst president ever though.

  • @biharcourt
    @biharcourt 4 года назад +371

    When the president of the United States has to remind people he's the president!!

    • @NicolaW72
      @NicolaW72 4 года назад +18

      Exactly!

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 4 года назад +49

      He's president?
      Really?
      When has he ever acted like one?

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 года назад +30

      ....he's no president.

    • @zandrathomas50
      @zandrathomas50 4 года назад +33

      Behave like a president if you want treated as president....

    • @biharcourt
      @biharcourt 4 года назад +11

      @Forever Holiday and this clown is I'm sure.

  • @dhong168
    @dhong168 4 года назад +94

    “The future former president”. LMAO! Technically every sitting president fits this description but somehow applying to this president gives me more satisfaction than anyone else.

  • @Matty80822
    @Matty80822 4 года назад +2

    Mike is absolutely more chill than most of us now. dude has a whole show making fun of himself, much respect

  • @davidmacphee3549
    @davidmacphee3549 4 года назад +10

    When he says at 10 o'clock he 'won', he took a MASSIVE DUMP he was so happy!

  • @gamingex6050
    @gamingex6050 4 года назад +45

    BIDEN 2020, LETS GO USA 🇺🇸!!

  • @iambicpentameter9510
    @iambicpentameter9510 4 года назад +24

    Whoever set the tiny table up for this interview is a stable genius! This was pure sabotage. Hilarious

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 4 года назад +4

      IKR and the buffoon just sat behind it doing what he does best. Smdh!!😜

  • @latoyamatson6197
    @latoyamatson6197 4 года назад +62

    Then he should take his own advice and back off of Biden. HE is the POTUS.

  • @lindavolp2534
    @lindavolp2534 4 года назад +5

    Nice to see that Trump has been seated at the kiddie table for his press conference.

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 4 года назад +46

    “Nobody believes those numbers” - he’s right, no one believes how many people voted for him.

  • @ilovejesusshorpe8176
    @ilovejesusshorpe8176 4 года назад +115

    "I'm the President of the United States". Not for long, sir! Thank God!!!

    • @njw5869
      @njw5869 4 года назад +4

      Don’t say sir.

    • @katbowen4800
      @katbowen4800 4 года назад +1

      @@njw5869 why not

    • @darkstorm0433
      @darkstorm0433 4 года назад +2

      ​@@katbowen4800 He doesn't deserve such respect. He would have needed to do something to benefit the country as a whole, anything at all, for me to even think about calling him sir or Mr. President.

    • @katinapactol-baez1317
      @katinapactol-baez1317 4 года назад +1

      @@darkstorm0433 absolutely! Though at this point, calling him "sir" is probably more out of polite habit- drilled in as a child- than an actual show of respect.

  • @74artgrrl
    @74artgrrl 3 года назад +13

    I kinda wanna know what Guillermo cooked with his wife.

  • @thel_man4096
    @thel_man4096 4 года назад +52

    😂 Jimmy always cracks me up, I don’t know why.

    • @thomasfuchsjr
      @thomasfuchsjr 4 года назад +2

      Which one lol

    • @whodeath1289
      @whodeath1289 4 года назад +2

      @@thomasfuchsjr kimmel obviously

    • @woolyhighlander7280
      @woolyhighlander7280 4 года назад

      I don't know why, he's disgusting ,ugly too !

    • @daughterzionros2136
      @daughterzionros2136 4 года назад

      Heaven's Court is coming to fight for Pres Trump 🗽🗽🗽, Because this earth's court cannot detect Fraud/corruption, because they cannot see Truth with their two super small physical eyes & Earth's court needs proof, even though there are visible voter Fraud/cheating in Mail-in ballots, night counting, late ballots, Foreign Dominion, etc....& most of the time injustice & untruth Win in human courts....But, heaven/universe creator sees all cheating/Fraud of Human heart/human hands, & So, in Pres Trump's case, heaven's Court is coming soon to bring justice & truth (Jeremiah 1v19; Psalms 82v2; 76v9; Luke 18v6; ).....& Heaven's sharpened sword is coming to cut off all Liars'/cheaters', Lie speaking/Lie arguing/evil speaking tongues ⚔️ ( Proverbs 10v31; Isaiah 34v5; Psalms 7v12; Rev 14v17; 1 Timothy 6v4;)

  • @flapkatt6094
    @flapkatt6094 4 года назад +51

    JIMMY: "Speaking of Donald Trump"
    ME: "Do we have to?"

  • @positionthepositron
    @positionthepositron 4 года назад +1

    Narcissist rage to come shortly. You will have never seen anything like it. There is indeed a storm coming.

  • @sgfuture9472
    @sgfuture9472 4 года назад +97

    Toddler Trump like to throw Tantrums... He is just Good at that... He's so Childish.. The World is laughing at him...

    • @jomariedavis8840
      @jomariedavis8840 4 года назад +2

      @SG Future Unfortunately the world is laughing at the entirety of the USA! Sadly, in a bigly sort of way!

    • @daughterzionros2136
      @daughterzionros2136 4 года назад

      Heaven's Court is coming to fight for Pres Trump 🗽🗽🗽, Because this earth's court cannot detect Fraud/corruption, because they cannot see Truth with their two super small physical eyes & Earth's court needs proof, even though there are visible voter Fraud/cheating in Mail-in ballots, night counting, late ballots, Foreign Dominion, etc....& most of the time injustice & untruth Win in human courts....But, heaven/universe creator sees all cheating/Fraud of Human heart/human hands, & So, in Pres Trump's case, heaven's Court is coming soon to bring justice & truth (Jeremiah 1v19; Psalms 82v2; 76v9; Luke 18v6; ).....& Heaven's sharpened sword is coming to cut off all Liars'/cheaters', Lie speaking/Lie arguing/evil speaking tongues ⚔️ ( Proverbs 10v31; Isaiah 34v5; Psalms 7v12; Rev 14v17; 1 Timothy 6v4;)

    • @hbic7659
      @hbic7659 4 года назад +2

      @@daughterzionros2136 ^LoL^^^. Kookoo.

    • @clipboard.
      @clipboard. 4 года назад +1

      @@hbic7659lol

    • @leoniekornelson6723
      @leoniekornelson6723 4 года назад +1

      👍💯.

  • @triciavaughan3417
    @triciavaughan3417 4 года назад +76

    I have never disrespected a President.... And then trump.

    • @yamahaguy1732
      @yamahaguy1732 4 года назад

      I’ve never disrespected a president .... And then Biden

    • @mur5509
      @mur5509 4 года назад +4

      @@yamahaguy1732 sure, totally respectful to Obama I'm sure lol

    • @KrimsonKracker
      @KrimsonKracker 4 года назад +6

      Trump has disrespected the Presidency. So it's fair.

    • @mur5509
      @mur5509 4 года назад +1

      @@KrimsonKracker well, it's not fair to expect trump to act like a president after he gained the role. People voted for Trump when he was a sexiest, racist, and a despicable person. I think people are the ones disrespecting the presidency

    • @triciavaughan3417
      @triciavaughan3417 4 года назад +1

      @@lance7607 I have never disrespected in my heart until now and I’m saddened by this.

  • @Airehcaz
    @Airehcaz 4 года назад +3

    I know the tiny desk looks kinda funny but that is the official Bill Signing desk that has been used for many decades

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 4 года назад +145

    *The parade's on!*
    Me: Wait, aren't we still in quarantine?

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 года назад +4

      It shouldn't matter if uou're a Democrat. People have already come out to celebrate Biden's win. Apparently, the virus disappears if you protest, or come out for a celebration.

    • @termimnatorspqr9321
      @termimnatorspqr9321 4 года назад +18

      @@firestream93 at least they wear masks unlike Republicans

    • @whyputaname
      @whyputaname 4 года назад +7

      @@termimnatorspqr9321 👍👍.. The point is Republicon's just don't get it..
      Just like there were no surges after the protests this past summer.. Why, because everyone wore a mask.. But Republicon's just don't get it.. Jethro Tull has a song for that, "Thick as a Brick"...

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 года назад

      @@termimnatorspqr9321 You can assure me all the protestors and celebratory people had on masks? I'd actually LOVE to see you prove that!
      Should I give you a few days to track down the 'evidence', or do you require more time?

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox 4 года назад

      Exactly what I thought!?

  • @andrayalinton3778
    @andrayalinton3778 4 года назад +28

    "they call em dumps, big, massive dumps" LMAO

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 4 года назад +2

      💩💩💩💩..They call 'em "tRumps"....big MASSIVE tRumps!!!😂😅✌

    • @catherinedonnelly1025
      @catherinedonnelly1025 4 года назад +1

      Talking about dumps while he sits there with a dump in his diaper at this tiny tantrum desk is just too funny 😂

  • @emb5048
    @emb5048 2 года назад +1

    My Alexa went nuts during this clip.

  • @heatherh3330
    @heatherh3330 4 года назад +129

    "Who gives a f about Christmas stuff" She did say stuff. So maybe she doesn't hate Christmas, just hates the stuff. But then again "I really don't care do you?"

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 4 года назад +12

      Just "be best" lol

    • @crunchyfresco
      @crunchyfresco 4 года назад +5

      Like everything she takes credit in decorating. That's what she knows

    • @captainnigga9879
      @captainnigga9879 4 года назад +1

      "I'm the president of the United States, don't you dare speak to me that way!" Ummm...freedom of the press? Just answer the obvious? Facts? Fraud...really? "You're just a lightweight!"

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy 4 года назад +6

      @@captainnigga9879 and that my friend is one of the biggest reasons why he is not the president for long anymore

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 4 года назад +3

      I only care that they are leaving-whew hew!

  • @Longtack55
    @Longtack55 4 года назад +6

    Usually I'm indifferent to Jimmy but this had me wetting my pants with laughter. Who can we ridicule when Trump leaves?

  • @kathynguyen6409
    @kathynguyen6409 4 года назад +1

    Awwe!! I love his little baby desk!! It fits him so well!

  • @3Tacos1coke
    @3Tacos1coke 4 года назад +65

    “Did you just say smart? Don’t ever use the word smart with me.” Lmfao

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 4 года назад +1

      "Fine, Mr President, you're not smart. Sheesh..."

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 4 года назад

      trump is the real American Psycho.

  • @sanandoelalma.3027
    @sanandoelalma.3027 4 года назад +68

    reporters should push until driving him crazy so he just throws himself to the ground and makes a total tantrum... please

    • @eviedechant
      @eviedechant 4 года назад +5

      And when he leave the white house every reporter should just pretend he doesn't exist....not another interview... I can only imagine what that would do to his ego...I don't think he could survive it for long.

    • @michaelv2218
      @michaelv2218 4 года назад +1

      Agreed, Trump would have a stroke if interviewed by Australian or European journalists,apart from a few notable exceptions, April,s great, there so deferential you,d think he was a Queen .

  • @richardflores6296
    @richardflores6296 4 года назад +11

    They need to let him take that tiny desk with him when he leaves office so he can remember how small he really was

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 4 года назад

      That is *damn* right

    • @70sgirl42
      @70sgirl42 4 года назад +1

      Richard Flores only Melania knows how "small" Donnie really is...😉

  • @cato256
    @cato256 4 года назад +844

    I changed what it originally said so you don’t know why it got hella likes.

    • @ThePatriot6
      @ThePatriot6 4 года назад +11

      nightmare where peoplê still have a job, a vaccine for covid. I would enjoy that nightmare lol

    • @Livin4Him...
      @Livin4Him... 4 года назад +45

      @@ThePatriot6 huh?

    • @mikeyseo
      @mikeyseo 4 года назад +8

      you gunna have to wait 4 more years lol

    • @MrEdward4321
      @MrEdward4321 4 года назад +2

      Vinh Tran don’t forget to add he got chapo in USA soil in a prison rotting for his killings bro!

    • @integral
      @integral 4 года назад +38

      @@ThePatriot6 Show of hands please. How many people are dimwitted enough to think Trump is responsible for the coming vaccines?

  • @ifodaniell
    @ifodaniell 4 года назад +48

    He's having the Resolute Desk booby-trapped for Biden before he leaves office. So, in the meantime,...tiny desk.

    • @perlatakehana2556
      @perlatakehana2556 4 года назад

      Maybe he already pack the oval office table as a souvenir 😜

    • @davidhood6144
      @davidhood6144 4 года назад +1

      “Does this desk make my hands look big?” DJT

  • @michellelemmons5157
    @michellelemmons5157 4 года назад

    Jimmy, the Rockettes dance as Christmas soldiers was hilarious.. No legs, no face, no hair. It looked a middle school band trying to march. Without instruments.

  • @elisaconnolly
    @elisaconnolly 4 года назад +303

    Trump should probably return the desk to the kindergarten class

  • @bliss66
    @bliss66 4 года назад +4

    Thank you, Jimmy, for going there with "the dumps" when nobody else would.

  • @annari3747
    @annari3747 3 года назад

    Oh Jimmy, who cares how big or little are a man's hands! It is the size of a person's HEART THAT COUNTS!

  • @rachaelwolf382
    @rachaelwolf382 4 года назад +6

    They've already taken his desk! 😂

  • @suestevens7356
    @suestevens7356 4 года назад +8

    LOL ! The staight jacket will be waiting to take him away HE HE HA HA ! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

  • @guiniverebehounek6174
    @guiniverebehounek6174 4 года назад +2

    He looks so funny when he sits at small desks. His legs look so tiny.

  • @tayloraren9542
    @tayloraren9542 4 года назад +70

    Trump: “Those numbers are, uh, incorrect numbers.” 😂😂😂

    • @hollydavis06
      @hollydavis06 4 года назад +5

      Trump: We have so much proof this election was rigged, as you know...
      Reporter: No, we DON’T KNOW that. Why don’t you show us the proof?
      Trump: I’m the &$%kin president!!!

  • @themagnificentwhiskerbiscuit
    @themagnificentwhiskerbiscuit 4 года назад +54

    Trump is the type of guy who would ask starving kids in Africa to send him 50 cents a day! Just sad dude!

    • @dexterjohn6816
      @dexterjohn6816 4 года назад +1

      U seem like the type of person who would defame someone to promote ur own propoganda

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 4 года назад +3

      Trump the type of person to tax walking near the white house.

    • @lisa408t
      @lisa408t 4 года назад +1

      @@dexterjohn6816 Ahhh...sweetie...you probably felt real bad ass typing that out, didn't ya?? you poor little thing!

    • @dexterjohn6816
      @dexterjohn6816 4 года назад +1

      @@lisa408t whats there to feel bad ass???? And please dont call be sweetie, I dont like creatures like u even mentioning me

  • @eileenrobinson8014
    @eileenrobinson8014 4 года назад +65

    1He was called a "short-fingered vulgarian" by an editor of a NY mag! Vulgarian was right!

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 4 года назад +2

      It was _Spy_ magazine, actually. But, otherwise...

  • @gravityking
    @gravityking 4 года назад +17

    That commercial was ruthless. Dare I say it was "Be Best."

  • @greekstyle5684
    @greekstyle5684 4 года назад

    gotta love kimmel and fallon these 2 are the best system doggies.

  • @Cj-uh3hm
    @Cj-uh3hm 3 года назад

    Jimmy's shows it's one of the greatest ever!!!!! I