Trump Still Won't Concede and Has No Plans To

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2020
  • Trump still won’t concede to Joe Biden, many Republican politicians are going along with Trump’s scheme, a new character in the Trump universe emerges, Jimmy has a proposal to get Trump out of the White House, Team Trump has sent about 150 fundraising emails this week asking for help, Mike Pence had a planned vacation to Florida that he had to cancel, “The Bachelorette” heats up on ABC, and amidst growing COVID numbers, some restaurants aren’t taking any precautions at all!
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  • @parmfar9068
    @parmfar9068 3 года назад +592

    I’d pay to watch trump being dragged out of the white house

    • @G1Transformed
      @G1Transformed 3 года назад +53

      You won’t need to pay. It’s going to happen. Get your popcorn ready.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +5

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @sarahbiber77
      @sarahbiber77 3 года назад +29

      What if they have to taser him!?!?

    • @Ghost-iv5ur
      @Ghost-iv5ur 3 года назад +2

      @@G1Transformed trump has said he will concede as long as the election is fair

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 3 года назад +14

      I will record the video clip and fall asleep to it every night.

  • @petitechaos883
    @petitechaos883 3 года назад +867

    “Another weird day in America.” Sums it up.

    • @user-os1fq8zk9c
      @user-os1fq8zk9c 3 года назад +1

      Digi

    • @nicholasl7836
      @nicholasl7836 3 года назад

      Long live Boris Johnson our national hero !!! Best PM in British History and everyone loves Boris !! BACK BORIS now

    • @nicholasl7836
      @nicholasl7836 3 года назад

      Long live Boris Johnson our national hero !!! Best PM in British History and everyone loves Boris !! BACK BORIS now.

    • @nicholasl7836
      @nicholasl7836 3 года назад

      BACK BORIS NOW

    • @pureicedteafanatic541
      @pureicedteafanatic541 3 года назад +4

      “Donald Trump is just Trash with Money"
      Farron

  • @breannanorthrup5498
    @breannanorthrup5498 3 года назад +67

    Jimmy Kimmel has gotten so much more savage. I love it.

  • @mariamawits3689
    @mariamawits3689 2 года назад +10

    Omg hilarious monologue, thanks Jimmy and all the brilliant writers on the show!!

  • @guileteemgowitevryteeng1711
    @guileteemgowitevryteeng1711 3 года назад +311

    Absolutely treasonous for pompeo to say that at his position. Outrageous. Sounds like people should start scheduling their trips to DC in January to take out the trash.

  • @jonnycaviar520
    @jonnycaviar520 3 года назад +175

    How embarrassing for Americans
    Once undisputed greatest country on this planet. Now a basket case and an example of what not to do

  • @greeceuranusputin
    @greeceuranusputin 3 года назад +52

    I tune out immediately when the topic goes to The Bacherolette.

    • @Paineinyourblank
      @Paineinyourblank 3 года назад +2

      80% of "reality" shows are just awful crap. I wince when someone tells me they watch that or real housewives of whatever

    • @amylee3531
      @amylee3531 3 года назад +1

      Me too. I really thought I was the only person that refuses to watch that show. Its so damn stupid!

  • @chantalharris8502
    @chantalharris8502 3 года назад +138

    It was never about the country. It’s always about the title this guy wants to keep to evade NYC.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +4

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe in the '020s.

    • @AngelsOfAresED
      @AngelsOfAresED 3 года назад +2

      Which is ironic since it's the only place worth going to in the USA. 😂

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +4

      It's not even about that. It's just about this guy being an insecure narcissist. Anything that would suggest he's not the best, most perfect person is an idea that physically hurts him, so his defense mechanism is to lie to himself (and everyone around him) by rejecting reality and substituting a narrative in which he IS the best at all times. It's not some shrewd legal trick, it's just the ramblings of a sad man-child who can't accept that he's a flawed human.

    • @useyourbrain3765
      @useyourbrain3765 3 года назад +2

      May be he left NY cause off the confiscatory taxes, dingbat.

    • @useyourbrain3765
      @useyourbrain3765 3 года назад

      So, you don't think the vaccine should be distributed nationally, by the Fed govt? Or, like your presumed VP, you want nothing to do with a "Trump" vaccine? Geez, you Lefty's, every damn thing is about politics. Must suck

  • @sachindhamdhere5942
    @sachindhamdhere5942 3 года назад +1178

    The only way he's going out is when they physically drag him out!
    Although that would be an embarrassment but would be hella funny😂

    • @entertainmeimboredplease4250
      @entertainmeimboredplease4250 3 года назад +15

      To funny.

    • @shreeshashreekumar1773
      @shreeshashreekumar1773 3 года назад +13

      I wish 😂😂😂

    • @adammedeiros6265
      @adammedeiros6265 3 года назад +69

      I honestly want it to come down to that. Not only our country but the world deserves to see it happen lol.

    • @vincetheboxingdude08
      @vincetheboxingdude08 3 года назад +2

      Not going to happen the secret service works for him and him alone. Each president has there own detail, until they die.

    • @crazyivan7910
      @crazyivan7910 3 года назад +4

      Biden will be dragged out in a coffin. He wont make the full 4 years

  • @taurussvenssen-wall4211
    @taurussvenssen-wall4211 3 года назад +101

    If someone films his final tantrum when, at long hellish last, someone just goes in and drags him out of the White House once and for all, it'll make up for literally of 2020 imo

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +2

      That's probably what's going to happen.

  • @abigale3629
    @abigale3629 3 года назад +6

    Is anyone else seeing how happy Jimmy Kimmel is recently 😂

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад

      Esp when he did the WMCA dance after the election

  • @Syclone0044
    @Syclone0044 3 года назад +17

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 What a banger of a monologue! I had to stop and rewind this and watch so many parts over and then sit for 30 min reading the comments to even digest all the meaty content they packed into this one. Well done, JKL team.

  • @tharushsomashekar
    @tharushsomashekar 3 года назад +732

    "You can call her Karen if you like"
    I immediately liked the video 🙃

    • @preppymilie5215
      @preppymilie5215 3 года назад +2

      He meant like not like the video but that’s good too haha

    • @mightymine3703
      @mightymine3703 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @tonweave1
      @tonweave1 3 года назад +6

      Big Karen

    • @cannedmusic
      @cannedmusic 3 года назад

      The only thing missing was the hussy red/Chinese red lipstick.

    • @muajin
      @muajin 3 года назад +3

      Trump is the king of male Karens everywhere!! Even female Karens too i'm sure.

  • @ayeitshanah2151
    @ayeitshanah2151 3 года назад +1931

    Just make a duplicate of the Oval Office in a old folks home, he won’t know the difference.

    • @kittyprincess_mini9032
      @kittyprincess_mini9032 3 года назад +27

      Theres a replica tyler perry built on his production lot in atlanta Ga

    • @pannachawangkul585
      @pannachawangkul585 3 года назад +125

      @B B President elect Biden is only 4 years older than the obese orange loser, and he can walk or jog up or down the slope just fine, as in unassisted. That should be an indication of his health. As for how long he will live, only God knows! A mere mortal has no right to predict.

    • @kennethreynolds1532
      @kennethreynolds1532 3 года назад +11

      @@pannachawangkul585 Biden has dementia have you not heard the man he is just a shell

    • @controversialhunter8032
      @controversialhunter8032 3 года назад +7

      @@kennethreynolds1532 I don't believe its just Dementia I think he also has Parkinson's disease.
      No worries Remember when Al Gore became President? Oh ya nvm that didn't happen either!

    • @fleshpuppet2679
      @fleshpuppet2679 3 года назад +30

      Build it on a Golf field next to
      Macdonald's ,done deal....

  • @ChristopherHouser
    @ChristopherHouser 3 года назад +2

    Holy crap, Jimmy. That suit is literally the reason HDR12 exists. I've never seen such strong banding on a digital recording of clothes! It would look amazing with the right color depth.

  • @KHWADI
    @KHWADI 3 года назад +8

    I cannot wait for this particular swamp to be drained

    • @KHWADI
      @KHWADI 3 года назад

      @Nub B 4 more years of what? corruption, longer pandemic, more lies, more acting like a dictator wannabe, more acting like a big cry baby, more hatred, more braindead people, more support for racist people, more rude and horrible people 🤣

  • @nobodyanybody3374
    @nobodyanybody3374 3 года назад +193

    Let see whether America has any backbone to stand up against the bullies.

    • @Mral236d
      @Mral236d 3 года назад +8

      If Biden stays our president we are gonna turn into one of the weakest of countries. He’s gonna let Russia and China walk all over us

    • @darshilshah2728
      @darshilshah2728 3 года назад

      Wait what side are you on ?

    • @mbtaningco
      @mbtaningco 3 года назад +3

      @@Mral236d 👈 says a brainwashed sheep. Next please.

    • @backwoods1732
      @backwoods1732 3 года назад +1

      What happened to their standpoint on not negotiating with terrorists?

    • @shelterlovely
      @shelterlovely 3 года назад +11

      @@Mral236d lol trump made American a laughing stock, wtf you ranting about, nobody has respect for that country again, he was so weak that its laughable

  • @copernicofelinis
    @copernicofelinis 3 года назад +204

    Seriously, though, America: pull your sh!it together, this is not funny anymore.
    Edit: pull.

    • @sophienben-achour5450
      @sophienben-achour5450 3 года назад +6

      It’s kinda funny tho 🙃

    • @user-ec5xh8gd2z
      @user-ec5xh8gd2z 3 года назад +5

      @@sophienben-achour5450 fax

    • @saint991
      @saint991 3 года назад +14

      Our sh!it is together tho, Biden is about to take office

    • @bestoftheinternet2311
      @bestoftheinternet2311 3 года назад +4

      @@saint991 No man. 70 million people voted for Trump. Biden won, but it was way too close

    • @crazyivan7910
      @crazyivan7910 3 года назад

      @@saint991 and to replaced after 1 or 2 years by a leftwing extremist

  • @SP.007
    @SP.007 3 года назад +43

    Potus won't Gotus, even with his eviction notice.

  • @marcorodriguez-diaz4444
    @marcorodriguez-diaz4444 3 года назад +2

    I hope we can make light of this now! I really feel depressed about all this darkness. I do see hope, but this ride is getting dangerous!!!

  • @bobwalton4630
    @bobwalton4630 3 года назад +304

    I was talking to a co worker yesterday. All he said was, "what a country. I can't believe it". He has always been a super nice, older guy and I said, "Yeah it's crazy how Trump won't concede the election". He looked at me and said, "What do you mean, Trump is going to win". I looked at him and was like, O.....K....... I do not argue with anyone about politics and walked away from that one as quickly as possible. I really can not believe this right now

    • @LuzJulianna
      @LuzJulianna 3 года назад +26

      In solidarity to you, I also really can't understand how trump can put people, who likely exist in the same vibration as he, in this kind of trance. It's really hard to understand. It's hard to understand it here in Brazil also, our own situation. Yesterday Bolsonaro threatened the US president elect with gunpowder.... Lol

    • @liqme3110
      @liqme3110 3 года назад +10

      in 2000 the media said for a whole month that al gore won... soo theres that

    • @jimothygoldfish
      @jimothygoldfish 3 года назад +66

      @@liqme3110 that's when the race was close and it came down to Florida. This race isn't even close. Biden won, it's been declared as a definite projection. Sorry for your loss 😂

    • @lalaj5831
      @lalaj5831 3 года назад +48

      @Mustard straps Tenkay So you really do want to live in a dictatorship under a fascist. The majority of Americans have voted against that. Why do you want to nullify a legal election?

    • @cowboycurtis2229
      @cowboycurtis2229 3 года назад +7

      @@jimothygoldfish The race isn't close? He's only ahead by 50K in PA, 20K in WI, and13K in AZ. And yet those states have been called by the media already. But he's up by 80K in NC and the media refuses to call that state yet. Seems to me that they are premature in calling PA, WI, and AZ. And if all of those go to Trump, that gives him 270.

  • @hansterone
    @hansterone 3 года назад +42

    Im a Republican and voted for Biden. Trump is a disgrace. Country over party.

    • @batavusfietsbel
      @batavusfietsbel 3 года назад +1

      How is it possible that 71 million folks voted for him...I just do not get it!

    • @l-_-sage-_-l
      @l-_-sage-_-l 3 года назад

      Trump is country over party. Biden is party over country. That’s super clear tbh

  • @angelp.5224
    @angelp.5224 3 года назад +3

    What a way for you to be in history Emily!

  • @joebryant5722
    @joebryant5722 3 года назад

    A special message from the UK to the US Jimmy. Cheers Bud

  • @NZKiwi87
    @NZKiwi87 3 года назад +67

    Jeepers guys, the US seems bananas 🍌🍌
    😬
    Hello from New Zealand 🇳🇿 👋

    • @ajabryant6999
      @ajabryant6999 3 года назад +6

      Trust me, we are ashamed of ourselves. Even those of us who never voted for him. It’s like having to constantly apologize for your drunk friend at the bar who pukes everywhere.

    • @ralphyization
      @ralphyization 3 года назад +1

      Canada agrees with New Zealand! Lol.... just sayin, eh?

    • @victoriavinson8401
      @victoriavinson8401 3 года назад +2

      Thanks. It is bananas - we can't wait until Jan 21st. It will be interesting to see what happens until then.

    • @wazza7575
      @wazza7575 3 года назад +3

      Same from Australia.....

    • @princessriley3335
      @princessriley3335 3 года назад +1

      @@ajabryant6999 this is a pretty accurate description. All we want to do is travel and meet the rest of the world and now I just want to hide at home. I don’t want to be seen. It’s terrible how we are looking these days. What a shame.

  • @tomthecat9780
    @tomthecat9780 3 года назад +130

    On January 20, just evict Trump and fire the Attorney General Bar.

    • @Akathuty
      @Akathuty 3 года назад +17

      No! Evict, prosecute and jail Trump and his whole administration.

    • @stormyweather8798
      @stormyweather8798 3 года назад +3

      I wish they were alll going. Everylast hanger on.

  • @SalHardy
    @SalHardy 3 года назад +12

    So let me get this straight. the "I'm really rich" guy need donations? Wow his supporters suffers from the "Dunning Kruger Effect".

    • @Sigh679
      @Sigh679 3 года назад +2

      Baffling right and the people sending him money just don't see it. He's such a con.

  • @KLAUSKARES
    @KLAUSKARES 3 года назад +1

    How embarrassing for America 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @joekremer1039
    @joekremer1039 3 года назад +94

    When he goes to Maralago for christmas, change the whitehouse locks. Problem solved!

    • @tundevirag755
      @tundevirag755 3 года назад +3

      @Mustard straps Tenkay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @sipfromthehourglass
      @sipfromthehourglass 3 года назад

      Worked for my ex boyfriend :p

    • @myphonediaz6973
      @myphonediaz6973 3 года назад +1

      @Mustard straps Tenkay Eyy man, what drugs are you using?

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 3 года назад +47

    Greetings from Western Australia. My friends in America already voted Biden/Harris.

    • @maellalemon4927
      @maellalemon4927 3 года назад +2

      you and your friends are gems! much love from the blue colorado 🥰💙

  • @akhil3216
    @akhil3216 3 года назад +2

    you are amazing 🙏

  • @tristanschouw1376
    @tristanschouw1376 3 года назад +31

    "Her name is Emily Murphy, that's Emily, you can call her Karen if you like" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marufhasan60
    @marufhasan60 3 года назад +116

    I haven't seen Jimmy this happy in a long long 4 years.

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 3 года назад

      Good to see him in a good mood, but he ain't talking about Trump, he's mentioned Matt Damon not on the show.

    • @howard7073
      @howard7073 3 года назад +1

      Because he’s a c u n t

    • @johnbarrett5229
      @johnbarrett5229 3 года назад +2

      Just wait. Before long he'll be crying the bitter tears of an extreme libertard. Trust me . . . it's coming very, very soon.

    • @fishnchips727
      @fishnchips727 3 года назад +3

      @@johnbarrett5229 Trust me, Your head is full of poop.

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 3 года назад

      @@fishnchips727 facts

  • @xuyahfish
    @xuyahfish 3 года назад +124

    Mike Pompeo was shaking his head while speaking, a clear indicator that he didn't believe his own words.

  • @Izzy-vp6fv
    @Izzy-vp6fv 3 года назад

    Jimmy you make my days of quarantine go faster with your videos.

  • @Thatwhiteb
    @Thatwhiteb 3 года назад

    Love you Jimmy!

  • @brittniesantouse1461
    @brittniesantouse1461 3 года назад +49

    Jimmy genuinely seems very happy lool😂

  • @luciasciore9521
    @luciasciore9521 3 года назад +1012

    Is there anyone else who is totally disinterested in the “Bachelorette”?

    • @VileVamp
      @VileVamp 3 года назад +53

      Only everybody.

    • @teresaamanfu7408
      @teresaamanfu7408 3 года назад +24

      I’m very interested. It’s my perfect diversion to clear my mind from all the Trump craziness.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад +11

      I'm disgusted by it. I stopped watching 6 or 7 years ago. Then watch the Bachelorette season when the first Black Bachelorette was chosen. Lost interest after that again. It's just pitiful in every way and not a good "escape" at all. The only so-called "reality" show I am able to watch without puking is *Yummy Mummies* on Netflix. Strangely, that one is interesting escapism.

    • @julianmagana69
      @julianmagana69 3 года назад +23

      I think he’s forced to incorporate them into his jokes as part of some promo, since both Kimmel and Bachelor are on ABC.

    • @richardnavratil9661
      @richardnavratil9661 3 года назад +15

      I do like Kimmel and the show, but when it goes to the Bachelorette and those segments with his cousin or the game correspondents I turn the video off, they just don't seem that funny and feel forced

  • @KneeJerkReactor
    @KneeJerkReactor 3 года назад

    10:55 If that was the advertisement at Super Bowl, US Americans would NEVER skip the commercial.
    LITERALLY, I watch this video over and over again just to watch that ad parody.

  • @Greens5511
    @Greens5511 3 года назад

    Thanks for the laughs!! Heaven knows we need them.

  • @leefischer2486
    @leefischer2486 3 года назад +296

    “I love it when we meet a new character in the last season of a show.” - excellent!

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад

      LOL ! .....Trump should take advice from corrupt scumbag jokers like Kimmel etc ...yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags.

    • @birdieerdie2349
      @birdieerdie2349 3 года назад +12

      @@davelawson2564 hey cut and paste, where is the evidence??? Please post a link if you have so much evidence.

    • @batfreakjoker5611
      @batfreakjoker5611 3 года назад +13

      @@davelawson2564Your brain is clearly cripple

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад

      @Nuff916Said wait till it goes to court. courts have already allowed recounting in PA. Others will follow

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад

      @Nuff916Said whom are you fooling ? Margin of fraud is like 20% of more that is why republicans are challenging the large scale fraud in most democrat controlled states.
      ​ you are a moron to think Hillary , biden all corrupt crooks are Heroes. you are Typical zombie democrat voter.

  • @spaideman7850
    @spaideman7850 3 года назад +231

    70 days left in office is for Trump to handover all President responsibilities to Biden, however Trump refused to do so. Hence the US govt should bring forward the inauguration day to next week.

    • @mailamakua602
      @mailamakua602 3 года назад +18

      We should rush inauguration events as quickly as he put that mess of a judge in office.

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 года назад

      Citizen black science guy from the news

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 года назад

      Samsung was that an eco drive, citizen watches have eco drive and so boss

    • @evolutionaryadvantage
      @evolutionaryadvantage 3 года назад +4

      @@robertlust6234
      Are you drunk? 😉

    • @tessietesoro7407
      @tessietesoro7407 3 года назад

      😂 😂 😂, American politic is full of drama?

  • @jeanlen1687
    @jeanlen1687 3 года назад

    Hahaha! Love you Jimmy Kimmel! You sure hit the nail on the head with such cleve humor!

  • @chrisgonz9963
    @chrisgonz9963 3 года назад

    Jimmy kimmel is funny as hell especially with donald trump man.

  • @TheSumpum
    @TheSumpum 3 года назад +162

    the republican party have now conceded all their self respect. as individuals and collectively🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 3 года назад +7

      Everyone knows the Dems rigged this election........ EVERYONE

    • @uktea9610
      @uktea9610 3 года назад +15

      @@stopfakenews8368 is that you Trump?

    • @steveholmes5438
      @steveholmes5438 3 года назад +3

      Self respect??? Wow did you forget about the past four years of fake, made up stories of Russian collusion. We are one week in and your talking respect? All the while your party created a fake conspiracy, burnt down cities, etc. Seriously?

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 3 года назад +4

      @@stopfakenews8368 Ya everyone knows. You're correct! Tell everyone you know! Jesus...

    • @dans4298
      @dans4298 3 года назад

      @@stopfakenews8368 everyone knows do they? Be interesting to see where your info is from.
      Hey maybe it’s just their revenge for all the Russian interference in the last election?

  • @feliciasantiago4345
    @feliciasantiago4345 3 года назад +39

    I’m literally embarrassed for the Republican Party

    • @inkydoug
      @inkydoug 3 года назад +3

      I will be embarrassed for the Republicans when they're no longer a threat to Democracy.

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 3 года назад +2

      @Larry Bobarry The only place Trump will be sworn into will have an orange overalls dress code.

    • @Sigh679
      @Sigh679 3 года назад

      @Larry Bobarry Haha hey Karen Bobarry you can't beat up people on the internet.

    • @user-jy3tr1rv8v
      @user-jy3tr1rv8v 3 года назад

      @Larry Bobarry You must feel stupid now

  • @huchlvr
    @huchlvr 3 года назад +1

    Write your Republican congressman! I did and I gave him an earful - but with non profanity language.

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 3 года назад

    'If germs were real, we would be able to see them' . 👀.
    Hell yea !!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @SUPERAFRASIABI89
    @SUPERAFRASIABI89 3 года назад +49

    BIDEN/HARRIS 2020

  • @Acvasq
    @Acvasq 3 года назад +59

    So embarrassing.

  • @jordangeer8964
    @jordangeer8964 3 года назад

    That Achy Breaky Heart joke is an insult to John Mulaney's What's New Pussycat prank

  • @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398
    @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398 3 года назад +962

    Pompeo is probably scared of what will happen to him after the transition.

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 3 года назад +6

      What bout corrupt joe in 4 yrs!

    • @someoneelseright4671
      @someoneelseright4671 3 года назад +204

      @@lindaselander9602 Karen shut the door on your way out! Byeee!🖐

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 3 года назад +6

      @@someoneelseright4671 the door is shut on you already, lib!

    • @sharmore23
      @sharmore23 3 года назад +34

      Jail.

    • @freefacts7590
      @freefacts7590 3 года назад +108

      @@lindaselander9602 More like you shut the door to reality

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 3 года назад +706

    Bottom line: He's leaving that White House in January..... one way or the other.

    • @Kamarca
      @Kamarca 3 года назад +43

      I'm trusting the Secret Service to be patriots.

    • @crescentmoonchild4031
      @crescentmoonchild4031 3 года назад +30

      That’s true...he can say or do anything he wants but it’s inevitable

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 3 года назад +2

      Not necessarily

    • @loua2134
      @loua2134 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't be so sure of that!

    • @Glenbard4
      @Glenbard4 3 года назад +21

      Agreed! They should make his removal a PPV event to pay off the national debt! Who wouldn’t pay to watch that?

  • @susanbettencourt8958
    @susanbettencourt8958 2 года назад

    Jimmy you are the best talk show host.

  • @ThemedInjection
    @ThemedInjection 3 года назад +1

    The loser . Com got me deddddddd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @judychandler8485
    @judychandler8485 3 года назад +166

    It takes courage and humility to stand like a man in front of the world
    to concede ..Never going to happen with DJT ..He's a coward.

    • @robbyolinski1450
      @robbyolinski1450 3 года назад +5

      "Yellow" of you will.. maybe "orange" is the new yellow

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 3 года назад +7

      Once the Republicans let him exhaust the legal pursuits, then he’ll be on his way out. They know the institution will have to hold and not break against the votes. Otherwise, it would break America and completely take away all of our foreign relations in trying to support democracy across the world. Because if our “democracy” becomes a despot, then we might as well say that our message is that a dictatorship is the best policy. You know, that policy we declared Independence from. So if he stays, with no evidence of voter fraud enough to turn the election, (and that would be a serious amount of votes as we never had enough vote issues to turn more than a tiny tiny fraction of the difference) we might as well stop any and all celebrations on July the 4th.
      Needless to say, this will be the highest test of our system’s protections, yet. In a weird twist of fate, I hope Mitch is right that the system is robust enough to hold democracy intact. To a degree, it would be better for Trump to concede, after this, because his chances to run again are way higher when the American people are convinced he would peacefully transfer at the end of his term. A great amount of Americans (including ones that have yet to vote) would come out of the woodwork if their convinced somebody is a dictator, after proving tendencies to do so.

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 3 года назад +2

      45 and his supporters were never men. Only cowards

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 3 года назад

      @Mustard straps Tenkay ...what?

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 3 года назад

      @Mustard straps Tenkay it’s a bit more nuanced than that but that scenario could play out.

  • @danhaffy5026
    @danhaffy5026 3 года назад +136

    This is a good time to send a postcard to the White house; "Dear occupant, YOU'RE FIRED!!!! GTF OUT!"

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 года назад +2

      Sign it: Jared K

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 3 года назад +2

      Just say,the draft board is coming tomorrow.He will be gone in a heartbeat.

  • @LL-gf2hs
    @LL-gf2hs 3 года назад +1

    When u did the pie chart you forgot about Rump's hair fund!

  • @rohithrobin3021
    @rohithrobin3021 3 года назад +83

    Has anyone tried “loser.com “ after seeing this😜

    • @beexkat
      @beexkat 3 года назад +14

      and the best thing is it works

    • @maralalidoosti24
      @maralalidoosti24 3 года назад +10

      I love how every late-night show host is destroying Trump, even Fallon's doing it

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 3 года назад +5

      I did and i don't regret it. 🤣

    • @chrism9294
      @chrism9294 3 года назад +1

      It works. Made me crack up laughing, even though Jimmy showed us what I looked like.

    • @clarazegarelli5861
      @clarazegarelli5861 3 года назад +1

      I tried and it works. so funny.

  • @Erin-ce5gs
    @Erin-ce5gs 3 года назад +45

    Don, seriously; when everyone around you is telling you it’s time to concede, including your wife, it’s really time to call it quits. Stop throwing a tantrum and accept your fate like a true leader should.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 3 года назад +8

      Erin: But he is not a true leader, so he just can’t do that.

    • @stormyweather8798
      @stormyweather8798 3 года назад +2

      Even Hillary, who was so cruely denied that win via his crooked,nefarious dealings, was gracious
      about him 'getting in'. (He did nOt win. She did).

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 3 года назад +117

    This is just insane but in a way I'm grateful. My Republican friends and family are finally done with Trump. Thanksgiving will be pleasant this year.

    • @toleary4398
      @toleary4398 3 года назад +13

      I feel like the last 4 years are nothing compared to what's ahead with this jackass in the next 70 days.

    • @haye702
      @haye702 3 года назад +6

      I wish I could say the same. .

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 3 года назад +14

      @@toleary4398 he will do everything he can to destroy this country. No doubt about that. Its just nice to have loved ones finally jumping off his sinking ship. After 70 days we will have adults back in charge to fix everything he's ruined. Gotta have faith.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 3 года назад

      Did they flip before or after election day? 🤔

    • @gtella31
      @gtella31 3 года назад +1

      You americans are so used to democracy and freedom that are a shame for foreigners that actually have real problems with political parties that are "friends" with democrats...

  • @jackj3542
    @jackj3542 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant!

  • @nilsosterlund9783
    @nilsosterlund9783 3 года назад

    Jimmy, you are the best! Pompeo is a beast!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 3 года назад +305

    "Indictment. Trial. Jumpsuit. Guard. Cell." Is the new, "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 года назад +13

      Lock him up

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +6

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @wanderer0617
      @wanderer0617 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @alialahmad9929
      @alialahmad9929 3 года назад +3

      It seems like you’re ... cognitively there!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 года назад +6

      and trump STILL thinks "passing" this test shows what a stable "jeanous" he is.

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 3 года назад +230

    *"If germs were real! We would be able to SEE THEM!"*
    using that someday

    • @JoAMills-px8up
      @JoAMills-px8up 3 года назад +11

      You are not looking hard enuff for germs. We can all see that bigass germ in white house. Germs are HIM

    • @annoyedaussie3942
      @annoyedaussie3942 3 года назад

      There is a flaw in that argument, what about the micro chips and micro bots Bill Gates is apparently going to inject you with?

    • @annoyedaussie3942
      @annoyedaussie3942 3 года назад

      @dan mac I understand in theory nanobots might be useful in the future and actually achieve amazing things even by today's standards but think the conspiracy theorists ideas that a government already has such proven technology that they will inject into you without your knowledge ridiculous.

    • @LindaRae.
      @LindaRae. 3 года назад

      @@user-px7xp6rw7c That’s just ugly of you.

    • @annoyedaussie3942
      @annoyedaussie3942 3 года назад

      @Francisco sosa One thing that's interesting is how adaptable conspiracy theories are and how they can be combined etc. So I can pick the Bill Gates microchip one and combine it with the 5G one, 2 completely different strains of conspiracy theories which anecdotally originated in different lands UK for the 5G one and the Bill Gates microchip from the US. So now we can say that 5G will control the microchip and make you sick with Covid 19 whenever you do anything against the Globalist Dark state and they will be able to adjust the Covid19 symptoms up and down to the point of death if they want to. The flexibility and speed these theories can spread is amazing with the Google platform we are using.

  • @CCeazer
    @CCeazer 3 года назад

    Guillermo wasn’t paying attention at all 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meinradsigner203
    @meinradsigner203 3 года назад

    Do I be the only one who is reminded about Hermann Göring whenever I see Mike Pompeo speak? The same smile, the same believe in ever continuing success? MS

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 3 года назад +1135

    Melania Trump to her divorce attorney:
    "Stand back and stand by."

    • @entrepreneursmindset792
      @entrepreneursmindset792 3 года назад +35

      Lmao 😂 well said

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 года назад +21

      She wont. Ever.
      She needs to be sure to lock in Barron's inheritance.

    • @Ghost-iv5ur
      @Ghost-iv5ur 3 года назад +4

      @@entrepreneursmindset792 he can just get a younger wife now, so it’s a win win

    • @ChicagoMadisonWesternRR
      @ChicagoMadisonWesternRR 3 года назад +10

      She wants her golden cage back!

    • @juniy7388
      @juniy7388 3 года назад +17

      @@Ghost-iv5ur Then he can't get gold digger no more,he has no gold left.

  • @margritkaminsky1470
    @margritkaminsky1470 3 года назад +310

    He also has not yet paid host cities for the costs he incurred on them with his campaign s there.

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 3 года назад +3

      What about looting and destruction of your party!

    • @BobP68
      @BobP68 3 года назад +19

      and i bet little Donny never does. Cheat and fraud that he is !!

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 3 года назад +34

      @@lindaselander9602 he owed money to states since his inception.

    • @sYnSilentStorm
      @sYnSilentStorm 3 года назад +10

      Don't worry he's collecting money for his debts through emails calling for help with legal fees to argue votes

    • @ericv5337
      @ericv5337 3 года назад +4

      @@lindaselander9602 what about trump's bills?

  • @Newvibe85
    @Newvibe85 3 года назад

    The picture of jimmy and guillermo on the youtube channel is awesome !!!!

  • @ninituedon5504
    @ninituedon5504 3 года назад +1

    Guillermo is brilliant. He didn't understand Jim's wager 😂

  • @shouryagoyal3373
    @shouryagoyal3373 3 года назад +17

    I love it when we meet new character at the end of the season 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @LouisLiuMusic
    @LouisLiuMusic 3 года назад +67

    I’m from China and I followed this election more than I did to my own graduation results😂

    • @stormyweather8798
      @stormyweather8798 3 года назад +1

      I sonhope the.truth comes out so China isn't blamed for Covid 19.

    • @maellalemon4927
      @maellalemon4927 3 года назад +2

      @Nick Flores don’t cry nick, we know you’re sad.

    • @LouisLiuMusic
      @LouisLiuMusic 3 года назад +1

      BETHANY R Jimenez hang in there! Stay indoor and you’ll be fine!

  • @jamessparkman6604
    @jamessparkman6604 3 года назад +23

    He is an annoying child who needs someone to tell him no

    • @Danny-sd3pg
      @Danny-sd3pg 3 года назад +1

      You calling a child annoying just speak volumes.

    • @Serrano46571
      @Serrano46571 3 года назад

      Grow up and let the adults talk here loser

  • @awarewolves1712
    @awarewolves1712 3 года назад

    No more tears! Look at you go! Good hustle, get 'em Jimmy!

  • @tassymccormick
    @tassymccormick 3 года назад +22

    For the first time in American history, there will not be a peaceful transition of power on Inauguration Day, and that is so sad.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 3 года назад

      Chi

    • @thegrigs777
      @thegrigs777 3 года назад

      It will be peaceful...Trump.will peacefuly accept 4 more yrs..pay sttention..Biden no longer has 270 votes

    • @tassymccormick
      @tassymccormick 3 года назад

      @@thegrigs777 just stop.

  • @keithhunter3910
    @keithhunter3910 3 года назад +417

    I think Emily is actually Billy Barr's drag persona.

  • @gordon3186
    @gordon3186 3 года назад +21

    Trump lives in his own reality and insists we all join him. That half of us already have is what's truly frightening.

    • @heirofthenazareen3812
      @heirofthenazareen3812 3 года назад +5

      Exactly. Half the country is living in their own alternate reality Trump Lala land where lies are truth and truths are lies. Thank God 78 million of us spoke up and said, "No more."

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 Год назад

      It's not half

    • @gordon3186
      @gordon3186 Год назад

      @@patoren3gou653 --- Too damn near.

  • @mirzamay
    @mirzamay 3 года назад

    That news reporter cussing made my day 😁

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 3 года назад +18

    I read somewhere, " Dictators don't have supporters, they have followers. And the best way to make people follow, at least in the eyes of the dictator, is to give them no choice in the matter."

    • @jewelsvibration2115
      @jewelsvibration2115 3 года назад +1

      We always have choice. We may not like the alternative, but there is one.

  • @PhoenixFlamezz
    @PhoenixFlamezz 3 года назад +233

    'Located in Florida because of course it is!' LOL! I'll be using this a lot.

    • @devanfortier800
      @devanfortier800 3 года назад +7

      Why Florida ? I LIVE THERE ! Send them to
      *B R A Z I L*

    • @jessier3865
      @jessier3865 3 года назад

      🙄

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +6

      @@devanfortier800
      Lol, he was there half of the term, anyway

    • @devanfortier800
      @devanfortier800 3 года назад +5

      @@LindaC616 yes and i hate that . i hate it Whenever he comes here . I am enraged by his voice, his actions and his mannerisms. Hell you may as well take "Manner" out of that word because he has none.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +6

      @@devanfortier800
      So sorry you have to live with the stigma!

  • @nanaqian
    @nanaqian 3 года назад

    Jimmy, you are good, smart guy!

  • @shoshoncaligula5512
    @shoshoncaligula5512 3 года назад +1

    Man, I can't wait for the mcrib to come back. Its the best time of the year!

  • @ebok33643
    @ebok33643 3 года назад +279

    “Reality show host who does not accept the reality” 😂

    • @coolcat3452
      @coolcat3452 3 года назад +4

      That's epic lol!

    • @larrygorsky6104
      @larrygorsky6104 3 года назад +4

      i like it when he had his shows, all you people licked his balls clean' when he made president you all were so scared of the Democrats you went along on their 'Hate' mission.....

    • @joliecide
      @joliecide 3 года назад +2

      He’s a reality TV host? The one thing Trump isn’t qualified to host at all is reality.

    • @larrygorsky6104
      @larrygorsky6104 3 года назад

      @@joliecide but he hosted yo mama? lol

    • @ryanm7263
      @ryanm7263 3 года назад +1

      You people are the ones who reject reality.

  • @markoutwithmark
    @markoutwithmark 3 года назад +266

    We couldn't shut him up for four years. Now when we want him to talk he vanishes.

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад +5

      yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags

    • @Greatergood3
      @Greatergood3 3 года назад +23

      @@davelawson2564 Did you always cry like this?

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад +3

      ​@@Greatergood3 No. I only laugh how idiotic and easily fooled are zombie demonrat voters like you. I guess you voted for the crooked Hillary too. Inspite of vote fraud then the support for trump was bigger so he managed to make it This time fraud got bigger and Biden who could not get even 10% of people trump got in his rallies how can biden "win by highest margin in american history unless its biggest fraud on american citizens.

    • @Greatergood3
      @Greatergood3 3 года назад +14

      @@davelawson2564 you speak in such low quality. How can anyone have a good time around you, you are gone bro lol your crying fuels my love for this world, cause I know we’re one step closer to trump being out

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад +3

      ​@@Greatergood3 you are a moron to think Hillary , biden all corrupt crooks are Heroes. you are Typical zombie democrat voter.

  • @jamesmoeller9366
    @jamesmoeller9366 Год назад +1

    Stacy Abrams finally stopped saying her election was rigged, oh wait! ROFL😂

  • @grigturcescu6190
    @grigturcescu6190 3 года назад +20

    The moment Biden takes his office, Jimmy should invite Matt Damon as a guest. It would be a powerful message.
    I never ask for likes, but like it if you wanna see that happen so maybe someone from his staff will see it.

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 3 года назад

      LOL ! Trump should take advice from corrupt scumbag jokers like Kimmel etc ...yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags. .........../////

    • @mara2935
      @mara2935 3 года назад

      @@davelawson2564 i didn’t know it was “FRAUD” to count ballots...

    • @boxinthejack2166
      @boxinthejack2166 3 года назад +1

      @@davelawson2564 quit spamming

    • @mara2935
      @mara2935 3 года назад

      @Jew Boy i like how he mentioned all of the qualities trump has: crooked, corrupt, and a rotten scumbag

    • @katbowen4800
      @katbowen4800 3 года назад +1

      @@davelawson2564 counting votes aren't fraud

  • @SHENDOH
    @SHENDOH 3 года назад +124

    Now the billionaire is asking for spare change.

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 3 года назад +1

      He’s broke and in debt to Russia.

    • @SHENDOH
      @SHENDOH 3 года назад

      @ I ain't nobdys boy. Boy

  • @SamA-ho8uj
    @SamA-ho8uj 3 года назад +111

    It’s a dangerous situation. This could seriously lead to a civil war

    • @troll-fx2zc
      @troll-fx2zc 3 года назад +7

      On the left. And ready.

    • @sophienben-achour5450
      @sophienben-achour5450 3 года назад +2

      Nahh it’s fiiiine

    • @tammymac6268
      @tammymac6268 3 года назад +7

      I agree this could be the tipping point.

    • @aartgz3
      @aartgz3 3 года назад +7

      @Gringoling not that simple. It could get ugly fast for both sides. Civil wars are nasty

    • @user-jw1cx2lr6d
      @user-jw1cx2lr6d 3 года назад +2

      stand back,and stand by:)

  • @heyitsnayaa6736
    @heyitsnayaa6736 3 года назад

    Dale needs to RUN!!!😳😳😳

  • @I2ocker89
    @I2ocker89 3 года назад +1

    I love his description of Bachelorette lol never seen it but he reminds me of my mom in the early 2000s getting all into these stupid shows

  • @karenhollon627
    @karenhollon627 3 года назад +465

    My theory is that he refuses to leave because the odds of him being arrested for prePresidency crimes is pretty high.

    • @theninjacat7200
      @theninjacat7200 3 года назад +25

      me too. filing these lawsuits and attempting to stay in the White house is due to fear. Here's the thing - Joe Biden was a true gentleman. He offered the olive branch in his acceptance speech.

    • @orsboer6122
      @orsboer6122 3 года назад +17

      Not only that, but during his presidency also. Plus his mental pathology is taking him to Fantasyland all the time. It's grotesque and surreal.

    • @Tannytkn
      @Tannytkn 3 года назад +9

      My theory is the only crime being committed is the election fraud from the democrats

    • @fivenotewonder
      @fivenotewonder 3 года назад +50

      @@Tannytkn How come fox news also broadcasted the election results at the same time as all other networks (not just cnn) The moment that Biden tipped 270 electoral votes. Which is what you need to win.
      Yet you don't want to accept it from the news now.. but in 2016 the moment it was called on the networks (because they follow facts and real data and always have done) Trump accepted his victory and Hillary conceded the following morning.
      I feel sorry for you bro. Deluded to Trumps cult.
      Last thought. And it takes big brains to figure this out; if the senate, house and president canditates are all on the same ballots, how is it that Mitch McConnell and other republicans kept their seats if so much fraud went on. If they don't accept Trumps loss due to 'fraud' then Mitch's seat isn't valid either as his seat would have been won by 'fraud'
      Just digest this and you'll be a better person for coming to the realisation that Trump doesn't care about you. He has narsassistic personailty disorder so be assured he only cares for himself and using people to get what he wants. Did you notice anyone who stood up to him or displeased him got thrown under the bus?
      He conditioned his base to not trust mail in ballots because he wanted to do exactly this - try to overthrow a legit election because he knew he would likely lose. He urged his republican voters to vote in person on election day. Due to the pandemic most dems voted safely by mail. Thing with Trump is, he's an abuser and an abuser will condition his victim (his supporters) to believe whatever he says.
      Hopefully you can look at this with some common sense and not just instantly reject facts and logic. But I don't hold my breath.

    • @kaycee25
      @kaycee25 3 года назад +6

      Yeah but even if Trump did get another term he would have to face that all the same, just at a later date. So what was/is his plan? To escape the country in 2024? Is there even a country that would take him? 🤭

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 3 года назад +62

    I wish this was a joke, unfortunately it's not.

    • @AlaskaPirates
      @AlaskaPirates 3 года назад +6

      No it’s preparation for a coup

    • @jennasmith9842
      @jennasmith9842 3 года назад +2

      Isn't that the recurring thought these last 4 years 😅

  • @miguelangelrodartemora1469
    @miguelangelrodartemora1469 3 года назад

    That Ruckers bit was lifted directly form the Dan LeBatard Show

  • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
    @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 3 года назад

    Love the Taft reference.

  • @dawng.6497
    @dawng.6497 3 года назад +74

    Can’t they invoke amendment 25...he’s obviously lost his mind...he’s burning down the house!

  • @homestylerdesignertutorial635
    @homestylerdesignertutorial635 3 года назад +77

    I love Jimmy Kimmel. I'm So happy Biden and Kamala were elected.

    • @virginawoolf1814
      @virginawoolf1814 3 года назад +2

      THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 3 года назад

      @@virginawoolf1814 : Oh No ! You’re right, it’s not funny anymore, it’s hysterical ! 😁😂😂

    • @superdude6756
      @superdude6756 3 года назад +1

      Kamala is awful

  • @bonniespencer7028
    @bonniespencer7028 3 года назад

    SNL could use John Goodman to play Emily Murphy when they do a skit of this new character.

  • @ashlieregis2412
    @ashlieregis2412 3 года назад

    Fuddruckers idiocracy reference FTW

  • @kyle_nike2448
    @kyle_nike2448 3 года назад +7

    I love Jimmy he’s amazing