By Attacking Democrats, Trump Unites Them
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2019
- The President's obviously racist tweets were, well, obviously racist.
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In my 65 years this is the absolute worst administration I've had to endure. It's time to remove the bonespurs.
old dog city pound your generation elected him 🙄
I kinda miss the days were when presidents were shady, they at least made an effort to hide it. Watergate and the Iraq war is chump change compared to the corruption this administration is responsible for
Tell me about it!!
I'll be 62 in October and grew up during the Watergate saga. Nixon was a saint and going Heaven in comparison to the B$ Trump is pulling.
@@MightGuy15 At least with Watergate Nixon was smart enough to resign...
*Trump:* "Go back to where you came from!"
*Melania:* "I thought you'd never ask, Donald."
Bless you
Mandu Fagbemi
Did they sneeze?
beautiful
@@AmbyJeans , I did indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Amazing yes 😂
I've seen times when Trump has been more/less racist and people still said he wasn't, but this is so explicitly racist that if you are still saying that he isn't racist, you have subconciously created your own definition of the word "racist" in an attempt to not be included in it.
321 shot1000 here's their basic argument: people who hate donald trump are racist against racists! They hate racists which makes them THE MOST racist and therefore THE ONLY racists and therefore a racist cannot be racist because people hate him for being racist! if someone hates you it automatically means they're racist! which makes you not racist! i mean gawd why can't you guys be nice to us racists for a change? what did we do wrong? we've been persecuted for so many years it's so unfair! all these black guys trying to eat and piss around me gaaawwwllll. enough is enuf #racistlivesmattertoo
so let's break it down: there's nothing to break down. it's gibberish from beginning to end. it's what the intellectuals used to call "duck-speak". it's not real language it's a placid void of un-logic where your head dips a little upward and you simply recite rhetoric from subconscious memory with no clear connection between one topic and the next.
People who still deny Trump is a racist...it's because they are racist.
I’m so glad Colbert is back. I can’t survive this administration without him!
Colbert is a moron just like you!!! Trump 2020!!! Book It!!!!
I cannot survive Blumpf presidency without [Celebrity Talk Show Host] to tell me how to think!
That awkward moment when Ilhan Omar has been a US citizen longer than Melania...
That moment when you realize Ilan Omar has commited immigration fraud...
@Blake B
Moment? More like since 1995, 24 years.
@@QuantumPineapple PROVE IT, or SHUT THE F UP!!!!!
Legit refugee
That moment when you puppets realize you are all puppets....probably never.
Both of AOC'S parents were born in the US. One of Trump's was born in Scotland. Does this technically make her more American than him? 😉
😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹
By his standards yes
Yes.
iVardensphere By white supremacist standards, I’d say yes!
well the way America rules .... yes it does but the way Trump's goes about things .... no
Thank you Jesus for giving us Stephen Colbert during these dark, crazy times in this country! 🙌🏻🙏🏻 He always makes me laugh. 🤗
I agree 💯
Yeah, they should go back to fix their own governments. Oh, wait, that's here.
And they are trying! trumplestilskin isn't
@@bluemoon6380 But, trump is most of the problem.
And that means that he called his own government the most inept and corrupt in the world. It's not like we didn't know that already but it was still considerate of him to draw attention to his own government's shortcomings.
Aren't they wonderful. Wouldn't it be a great country if Omar was president. We would finally have someone with the American people in interests. Finally have a positive message. Someone to bring us all together. No more hate preaching from these other politicians. We can finally stop hearing about how great this economy is
@@bluemoon6380 How so because I'll they done is badmouth other people, openly support terrorist groups, have been caught lying over and over again and have called for violence against anyone that doesn't fall in line, kind of like Nazis all while Trump has lowered unemployment strengthening relationships with other countries, push to expand domestic energy production and He has secured the release of 19 people, including 16 Americans, from foreign captivity. When Pastor Andrew Brunson was freed by Turkey, he became the 19th captive released thanks to Trump. Others include: four held by North Korea; an aid worker and her husband held by Egypt; three UCLA basketball players and a Texas businesswoman held by China; a couple and their three children held by the Taliban; a former CIA officer held by Portugal; and two citizens held by Venezuela. And unlike Barack Obama, Trump did it without releasing terrorist leaders or sending planeloads of cash to rogue regimes.
So please tell me how these women are trying.
It feels like an age when Colbert is off the air.
I think we all aged ten years.
so it wasn't just me who felt like it was forever
@@abigailgyamfi8977 I felt empty inside
I've been binging old shows the last week aye
@Gidget Trevathon uh huh. Go back to Fox News honey buns
*_November 3rd, 2020_*
America votes decisively to send Donald Trump back to the country club from which he came.
Nicely done.
fidorover and the WHOLE WORLD erupts in mass celebration!!!!🎉🎊✨🎶🎊
He was born in prison?
Flush the turd on November Third 2020!
Back to Hell you mean.
Imagine President Obama saying something similar to what Trump said. The right wing would have ordered his head on a pike apart from impeachment. What an embarrassment of a president. I hope election 2020 changes everything.
Remember when Fox News raged at Obama for ordering his sandwich with Dijon Mustard, and now they're saying "collusion technically isn't against the law"
Fox faux news is such a joke
@@Ppep85 you are entitled to your opinion but on some level you have to know that just isn't true
Haven't seen any GOP condemnation of this. Once again, they show what a fundamentally racist party they are.
evelyn trump 2020 MAGA 😉🙃
It’s just a distraction from all the other playground crap he’s shoveling.
Oh man, thank God Colbert is back. Those two weeks felt like 2 years.
Lol...yes
Truly doing The Lord’s Work
"These are dark times" and we have Stephen Colbert to brighten it for us.
Amen to that
Amen
Oh yeah, he sure showed the American people the light when he broke down on election night, that totally didn't cause a panic or anything, same can be said about every other media host with a similar job as his.
Huh... still dark. Oh well.
No, the correct answer is, we have AOC, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Presley and Rashida Tlaib to brigthen the dark times. And Trump would never be in office if you didn't have corporate shills like Nancy Pelosi, who uses the issues of sexism, racism and homophobia as diversion, in order not to talk about the root of the problem, which is special interest groups and billionaires, who owns and undermines the democracy of America (including Trump off course).
Colbert only mentions "they can't agree". Because the one part is pro-corruption (Pelosi, Trump and their cronies).
Is it just me, or have the amount of dots between connected tweets increased over the last 3 years?
Trump thinks that Dot Dot Dot means that the Stock Market is UP, so, yes, the DOTS have increased. It is all delusional and quite absurd.
@Meg well i'm not christian so suck on that
@Meg I worship Satan, but Trump is too terrible for me to stomach. I man has got to keep some standards.
NerdCraft 101 I think you are correct... he’s forgetting his train of thought... .. .... early signs of a declining demagogue with dementia,😱hahaha!
Leader of the rival gang--the Klan!!😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that may be true, but I'm telling everyone now, as a Political Science major, Trump has the approval rating to win the presidency again and I think he will. Here's why. He has the same rating Bush, Clinton and Obama did at this time in their presidency, and they ALL won re-election. We're going to have to do a LOT more than poke fun at him on late night television. That means supporting WHOEVER his opposition is, even if we don't necessarily agree with everything they say. It's time to come together as a nation and oust this dictator and tyrant.
@@jenniferlawrence9473 well said truth Bravo! I'm with you! Vote Blue for who ever the Democratic candidate is
@@jenniferlawrence9473 how he is he a dictator or Tyrant? Hes actually bettered your country tho eveyone seems to miss that about him. I'm not trying to start a argument I'm just curious to know why you think that?
@Robert Carson If the choice was between Das Orange Anus or Kamala, you WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HER?
Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY?
@@jenniferlawrence9473 dirp
"he's the rival the leader of the rival gang, the klan."
SHOTS FIRED!
@TheTruthIsRacist LMAO the KLAN has chapter houses all over the south dumbass. Ever hear of David Duke? He's Besties with Trump.
@TheTruthIsRacist
And Antifa beating or shoving armed proud boys is by far as much a problem as somebody driving a car into a protest, killing people, or somebody shooting up a synagogue killing a whole group of jewish citizens.
Yeah. You are such a smart one.
Squad shake brings all the racists to the yard!!!
@James Irving fascinating. Tell me more, please, while i'd go take my pop-corn.
@TheTruthIsRacist Yeah, let us know when Antifa has run over people with their vehicles, shot people in their churches, mosques, or synagogues, are involved in the rise of hate crimes and domestic terrorism.
What?? Stephen is back!! Welcome back my friend.. My days were torture without you sir.. Much love from Jamaica 🇯🇲
Finally!! Someone who feels my pain!!! I can't stand it when he's gone. Like can they prepare us for this at least 5 weeks in advance? Maybe I could have postponed breaking up with my bf to a time where I would have more mental stimulus to compensate for the deadness inside.
L K Same here! It felt like a WITHDRAWAL!
Same here!
Word
Same!
"They're in Congress, they are our government!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Aren't we lucky!
That's the embarrassing part they are the government and they hate this country!
I'll take yer bait. How does working to improve our gummint, with all its faults, get characterized as hate? Maybe you conveniently forgot all the trash-talking of OUR government from candidate fat-donnie? Do better!
Jacques Blaque I'll be the first to answer. It's your opinion that these congresswomen are for making the country better. Let's be honest, they aren't filled with much positive words to say. If you think they aren't in it for their own pockets that's up to you. Same to be said about our president. Many think he's bettering our country. In many levels he may be. Honestly, he does say a lot of negative things. That's one of the reasons I don't like him. I think this country deserves better than what we currently have on both sides.
Historically (look it up) we've had lots of anti-sedition "movements". Groups not wanting to hear anything but cheers for THEIR admin. Like THEY'RE perfect. Yer a bit misdirected about "for their own pockets", ignoring wee-donnie's "tax reform" with associated deficit, benefiting him and the yachting set. Regardless, it's the right of congress-people to speak their minds representing their constituents. Donnie's not my president, thanks.
"They ARE OUR GOVERNMENT". Stating the obvious, but it seems it needs to be said here lol.
This reminds me of a Dave chappelle joke..."you ever hear something so racist you don't even get mad, you just go damn that's racist!" Is exactly how i felt
This. Spot on!
Same here. I’m not even shocked anymore.
jonathan kimbrough Trump didn’t say anything remotely racist. Stop lying And grow up
@@briannewsom2439 telling american citizens to "go back to their country" simy because they are POC and willing to call out his bullshit is pretty racist, its like telling Trump to go back to Germany (as opposed to bringing back 1938 Germany to the US)
@@briannewsom2439 ok bud.
42%, wow. That's massive and also scary that so many people can be duped
Unfortunately, not all of them are duped. Many of these people also feel the way tRump does.
stephen: “i can say that... i can-“
john: “... yeah but who wrote that...”
love john’s low-key comments
I love the diversity in this beautiful country let's be humans not racist
According to Pressley, you can only be black if you think like her. If not, you have to trade it in.
I am so tired of hearing about diversity. Diversity has no bearing on how good or bad our country is. Its the quality of people that matter not diversity and unlike on the left I dont care where you come from, whats between your legs, what color your skin is or who you sleep with.
@@1969ryson Diversity is the single cause for our country being great though. . . it's no surprise that diversity is one of the most important qualities most american citizens look for.
ruclips.net/video/Vj9IxVlLRl0/видео.html I wonder about this Hahahahahaha.
You people are so easily manipulated hahahahahaha.
Look at these tools. They condem it completely, and then when shown it's obama's words and actions, and shows during this time of Obama he deported more than Trump they get quiet, and still say he's worse and can't talk hahaha.
This is the pure comedy, I'm laughing so hard! I can't believe how dough headed this generation is. I wonder if CERN actually pulled off mind control waves hahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You're a joke ROFL!! I'm in tears this is so funny.
SO TRUE.
So the person whose slogan is literally a complaint about the US is telling other people they should leave if they don't like it.
Huh? What slogan? ..MAGA? MAGA was his slogan before being elected. Now that he's president MAGA has obviously come to fruition.
@@water5000 he obviously means Trump ran on criticising America (otherwise why would you need to make it great again?) which he now deems "anti American". Also... it coming to fruition is quite frankly hilarious the country is an absolute mess and getting worse due to Trump's policies or lack thereof...
@Winesap2 you're so right.
@@water5000 The only sense in which "MAGA has obvious come to fruition" is "Make America Groan Again"!
he's proud of this country while these women are suggesting the country was never great and that we're horrible
Stephen is back and my favourite daht daht daht has returned. We've missed you Stephen don't ever leave us again
The best moment was when Colbert mentions the "Klan" and Batiste plays "Dixie" :)
I know people find the “dot dot dot” hilarious, but I’m actually partial to Colbert’s speed reading through all the parenthetical parts.
It suits Trump's garbage parenthetical side notes for them to be gabbled.
SAME
OWN that “Squad” nickname, warrior women!
In Texas they would call him "a special kind of stupid".
Lol, bless his heart...
Really because I last I heard Texas is American as American can get. I will gladly let all of the illegal immigrants that come across the Border in a non point of entry stay in your town just so you could see what it's like. If you're curious you can look up other countries that I've tried to do the same thing and let everybody in and see what happens. FYI look up Germany and in particular Paris France. Do your research you're welcome let me know what you think after you see the kind of chaos that letting anyone and everyone have asylum in your country does. When you get run out of your own home town let me know I might have a tent for you to sleep in my backyard
@@Juiczey Texan right here. And yes we call Trump a special kind of stupid.
Asher Tye
Yes! Temporarily-Out-of-State Texan here!
He’s definitely a special kind of stupid.
@@Juiczey I'm from Germany. We are totally fine here. Crime rate is low, economy is so strong, people from whole of Europe coming to us. We have so much work, that there are not enough people to do it. And by the way, we have only a ninth of the US rate of people per 100.000 in prison. Another number: police officers in Germany killed about 500 people. In the US. it was 1150... As you are a smart boy, you could say: BUT we have four times the number of people in the US, so wer are fine! You're completely right. But the number for the US was just 2017. The number of Germany was 1952-2014!!
Oh god thank you Colbert for coming back. Thank you 🙏
6:37 *Did they seriously splice in “Hat” during his monologue??* 😂😂😂
Ya. Im trying to figure out what he actually said but I'm not sure.
Yeah what was that??
BenRad524 me too lol
What did he originally say lol
@@ardel-4964 i need to know, helppp
Colbert is finally back, that's the best news of the day!
That was a long 2 weeks
This just in people who eat charcoal because they think it's good for them are fucking idiots because it takes nutrients out of your body so you can't absorb it. This news fact is a thousand times better than any biased news Colbert has reported in the last year
@@Juiczey You know what other group of people are mentally challenged? People who voluntarily click on videos featuring a person and/or topic they claim to vehemently dislike. Besides wasting their own time, they're helping the allegedly disliked person and his channel by adding to the channel's viewing figures.
Way to go GOP!
Letting Trump know there is *NO* limit to what he can say.
They’ve always been “party first” rather than “people first”.
Their balls have left the building.
@@artembentsionov That can be said of both parties.
"...they can go back to Copsylvania" -- LMAO!!
Born in America. Trump: GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
yeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's not even close to what he said and you know it.
@@TheWillimusin "go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came"
But that's pretty close, no?
@@TheWillimusin Yeah that's really damn close.
@@TheWillimusin I would love to know what he said. All we have is what he said but if you have a better insight for his comments. Enlighten us.
Thank God you're back! We missed you Stephen!
Who is?
Unfitproduct Airborne
The show was on a 2 week hiatus
How could he be worse? Dumb dolt
There's an understatement! At least we had Jimmy Kimmel, gods bless him.
"Weak minds and leaders challenge loyalty, to our country, in order to avoid challenging and debating the policy." -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I love that you got that quote by her. She truly represents our nation living out the true meaning of its creed. I just love her. Brilliant and bright future for America with leaders like her and the other 3 impressive . No silver spoons in their mouths . It took hard work and commitment
@@rh9793
Yes. Isn't she wonderful? Her approval ratings are constantly dropping.
@@water5000 So, you're saying that doing things that are popular is more important than doing things that are right.
Interesting hypothesis and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
You know by his attacks that orange Hitler here was convicted.
@@water5000
And the billionaire-controlled propaganda machine that is american media - shooting at her nonstop for years now - has nothing to do with it, I´m sure.
Being called an ISIS-sympathiser by the president on national TV has no effect that isnt grounded in real policy. Yeah. So smart.
I think what Trump was actually implying was that Ted Cruz should go back to Canada.
David barnes stuff 2 Hmmm talk like that makes me want a southern boarder wall in Canada.
God forbid
I’m down for that
Sorry we don't want him....thanks anyway. :P
@@Navi1057 A wall against Trump I would petition and vote for that...we have a Trump tower in Vancouver, the citizens there were trying to have his name removed off the building.
Can they fix the government they would be sent back to, like the US government in Washington?
Wayne Kane yes in 2020
Flush the Turd on November Third 2020.
You wish! Theres going to be 4 more years baby!
@Alex Mullins no evidence tho
the best thing is that cos the name Donald originates from the latin dominus meaning lord and trump is british slang for a fart his name could be read as Lord of the Farts
You mean November turd!
@@QuantumPineapple if that happens you better be ready because y'all will be dead there by then
Those two weeks were WAY too long, we need you Stephen! You're making this administration at least a bit more bearable!
“The leader of the rival gang, the Klan.” LOL
Send “Melanie” back.
“It’s a burrito of wrongness!”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭
"Inept" A new word learnt by Trump courtesy of the UK Ambassador. 🇬🇧
And how long before Trump starts saying: "I'm a very, very ept person... No one is more ept than me and my eptness!"? :)
donna unfortunately he’s had to resign because Boris didn’t like it.
Yup....he had to have a tantrum first before the word sank into his tiny brain.
Hahah I was thinking the exact same thing!!
To learn
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6:40 "This cool red hat" is what I heard, but "This cool red _____" is what I saw.
What did he actually say? Who reads lips?
@@michaelwallis6952 Many people who are not you or me can read lips with varying degrees of accuracy based on how well they can.
Welcome back Stephen!!
We miss you!!
Steeeeeeeepheeeeeeen! Please dont take such long breaks. We get lonely without you.
It is amazing isn't it .... We knew tonight's monologue was going to be good but what Trump's comments made Stephen's opening even better with Trump's sick tweets
And all the hosts went on vacation as well! Yikes!
🤢
@@nealmceneaney3771 what don't enjoy real comedy
Matt Hartley Jr I have NO problem with Colbert. It’s the ‘We love you Stephen’, Brigade that make me queasy. He ain’t reading this.
The Squad obviously pisses Trump off. Keep it up, so he shows us more of the real Donald Trump.
+Young Chahzie
Well yeah, because he sees them as entitled children who hates America. Wasn't that his point?
@@water5000 Entitled children?😂😂 Noone was born into entitlement more than Dotard Donny.
That makes his point really stupid and hypocritical.
@@29slowjoe
I don't think you understand the definition of the word "entitled" so here it is:
"believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment"
There's a difference between being born with money and thinking you deserve special treatment because of your race/gender/identity.
@@water5000
You mean like this?
"I now support reparations -- Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup," Jerry Falwell Jr., a conservative religious leader and Trump ally, tweeted in a message reposted by the president.
Trump echoed Falwell's sentiment in a pair of tweets an hour later, writing online: "Despite the tremendous success that I have had as President, including perhaps the greatest ECONOMY and most successful first two years of any President in history, they have stollen two years of my (our) Presidency (Collusion Delusion) that we will never be able to get back."
Trump literally felt entitled to two extra yearscas president.😂
I don't think you understand how dumb and delusional Trump is.
@@water5000
How about the time Trump literally said he is entitled to positive coverage from the New York times because he is from Queens and he is probably the greatest president ever. (Yup he said that)
faint glow of tinder. That joke deserved more of a laugh.
Everyone should realise we all came from somewhere and moved about all over the world throughout history.
''He's the rival the leader of the rival gang, the klan.''
It's funny because it's true!
jeck jeck
Hes not a leader - and to say he is is mildly dangerous because the klan likes outrageous claims because it actually draws attention away from issues- makes people think “well thats not true, so I’ll ignore what ever the point is”
The big issue is that the white nationalist see him as “on their side”, he speaks their lingo unknowingly or knowingly is anyone’s guess and thus normalizes their message.
Making actual racism seem like nothing interesting. Trying to wrap hate speech as free speech.
If you look on their message boards, the more organized ones, they are talking about how having people like him in power getting all the attention helps them. Letting them make headway, while he’s attacked they can get away with more. Moving the bar of speech closer to their goals.
@@m.ivyluna4632
Not gonna happen. Their pathetic attempts of normalizing their repulsive existence, it is doomed to fail.
@TheTruthIsRacist
Said the guy named truth is racist:/ KKK is a real threat to US and democracy, and needs to be eradicated.
TheTruthIsRacist Your name illustrates your idiocy...thanks for confirming our perceptions of you.
jeck jeck the Klan was all Democrats. That's why no one wants to HANG out with them.
Trump: 'Go back to your country if you are going to criticize me for being corrupt and criminal.'
All he does is criticise people who criticise him. It's a paradox of buffoonery
@@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 its working...
I think he probably criticizes people like Omar because she marries her brother to get around immigration laws. Last month Omar agreed to repay thousands of dollars after the Minnesota Campain Finance Board found she filled tax returns claiming she was married to one man when she was married to another. Not to mention Trump is pro-America and she's known for anti-American rhetoric like the netroots nation clip where she admits to being anti-American and said she's ashamed to live in it's hypocrisy. He also criticizes AOC for comparing the border crisis to concentration camps, ya know? Like from ww2?! Or he criticizes the MSM for being nothing but negative coverage and pushing a collusion narrative for 3 years. Or he criticizes big tech giants for violating people's 1st amendment and censoring people in an attempt to control the narrative and meddle in the upcoming 2020 election. So to be fair, I think that's a few reasons why he criticizes. Honestly, I wouldn't mind living in a country where the left and the right could get along regardless of political disagreements and not be divided and turned on each other by the fake MSM, fake social media, Antifa, and fake propagnda like Colbert.
@@a_random_hollow But at what cost?? At whaaat kkkooosttt?!¿
@@jkees6751 TRUMP IS NOT PRO-AMERICA
I love how they added "hat" later and it's like
"Besides Aliens even gave me this cool red (HAT!) that says "yum yum"." 😂😂😂
Please, just dont even think about sending Mr. Drumpf back to Germany.
Mr Scruffy Aw Shucks, you won’t take him back? Please, pretty please.
LOL
I don't blame you. Personally, I think we should send him to the moon.
Oh, I like to think about it, but it likely wouldn't happen. When his grandfather went back to Germany they refused to allow that draft-dodger to stay and instead deported him! Why would they want a 2nd tRump draft dodger?
yeah... I heard they don't want Nazis over there anymore
The sad part is, this isnt the worst thats yet to come.
Yeah the closer we get to the election the crazier it's going to get
@@AmbyJeans the craziest part is when Trump wins again!
@@QuantumPineapple Does this mean that ICE is going to deport Twump and his lot back to Assholeistan???
@@hitreset0291 no it means hes going to be pres for 4 more years
@@QuantumPineapple No it means him and his ilk can avoid prison for four more years.
"Make America racist again" is what those red hats really should have said.
@Lumis Sappier you cant read if you think that
It already was, I'm afraid. Trump just dragged the ugliest elements of our country out into the light and embraced it.
@@QuantumPineapple She said *should have*. Maybe you're the one who can't read.
So now we know what the first 4 letters in Mar-a-Lago stand for. Any guesses for the l.a.g.o. ? I'm thinking "Love the American Great Orange"
@@Japanthewoman I did respond to the original comment dumbass
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The squad has to fight the gang!!
I look forward to the day when trump is not president anymore
Eric Harrington what a beautiful day
January 2025 will be here eventually
Trump won't live that long with all the hate he create
@@itguy13 whatever let's you sleep at night
2025
Interesting, people (including myself) are laughing and cheering before he makes the joke. That is how you know you are hosting a successful show.
That's it, Dems! Stand united, and we can more easily defeat this monstrosity! Also, stay safe to everyone in Louisiana.
Courage Karnga while I cannot stand Nanci polosi for her corrupt politics, they really need to unite. This is becoming beyond stupid at this point at how broken the Democrats are. Mainly why Republicans will always win, because they unite.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾...also happy you’re back to restore some peace and sanity
I admit, I watched this episode 3 times. Brilliant. Thank you, Mr.Colbert!
“who are these policemen policing what we’re doing?! If they don’t like our drinking and driving they should go back to Copsylvania!”
I'm so embarrassed. Do you realize we can't really leave the country right now as Americans without getting shit from the locals wherever we go?
Welcome back, Stephen - you make America bearable again! "Trump....can go to hell!" ROFL!
Lol...Jon busted out “Dixie” on the piano when the klan is mentioned. Pretty funny...
I bet he gets shit for that. But it was hilarious.
They are young, talented, intelligent, beautiful women - it's freaking him out!
musikerman52 Well, he’s the complete opposite of that!
They also have extremely low approval ratings.
musikerman52 Especially the "intelligent women" part. "Young and beautiful" he likes. "Intelligent woman" freaks him out.
water5000 Among people who voted for trump. Duh. But even trump's not doing so well among a growing number of people who voted for him.
Not to mention another color!
Can you stop taking breaks, we don’t get any.
Very Opinionated I i missed him... no more breaks !
I love the “ Squad “!!!! Go to it ladies!
Thank goodness you're back! My funny bone hasn't been tickled in two weeks lol
Dude we really needed your touch of sanity this eve. Thank the Gods you're back.
Welcome back Colbert we missed you
You would fired at work for saying that.
Mr. Colbert's suits never miss. This tie/suit combo is on point here.
I firmly believe we will see DT standing in the dock of the SDNY court house in an orange jumpsuit soon.
How will you know hes wearing a jumpsuit??? hahahahahahahahahaha
That glorious day will be at least 2 years away, sigh...
EC it will never come Trump as ex president gets secret service protection FOR LIFE.
There is no way he will see a day in prison,same as cardinal Ratzinger.
Make it so!
He is dangerous and becoming bolder. Let's us wake up and smell the coffee folks.
Bolder, or getting in a panic?
You sure it’s coffee?? Because It smells like shit
+Barber Mike
Huh? Dafuq you mean by "becoming bolder"? Trump has always been this way.
Wake up and smell the covfefe!!!😂😂😂💗🇺🇸
Theres no fresh coffee. Wake up and smell the pile of shit that trump created lmao
ilove THE SQUARD...……. THE SQUARD FIGHT FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE...….
squad
They're UNITED!~! They've all agreed to do nothing.
Oh, how I've missed the "dot dot dot's"! Welcome back Stephen!
#dahtdaht
#dahtdahtdaht
@@telectronix1368 Oh niiiiiccceee! I divert to the use of 'Daht' in place of 'Dot'! Excellent work!
@@MarkMathewsMusic My work here is done.....
Omg YES!!!! I needed to spell the „dot dot dot“ dot‘s by myself 😢
...and all his other errors. He used a full stop in his "Why don't they..." line when he needed a question mark.
Yassssssssssa. You always deliver Stephen Colbert. Thanks for bringing sanity
So glad to have you back, Colbert!
Two major south american cities also experienced full city power blackouts this year.
It's coming people. These are tests.
So glad you’re back. Really needed to hear you talk about this.
Dot dot dot...dot dot dot 😂 we missed you Stephen 😘
That always got me! :)
Colbert has ruin ellipsis for me with that running joke to the point I am mindful whenever I think of using them >.
Dont you EVER make me go more than 2 weeks without one of your videos EVER AGAIN!!!
Sanity returns!
Thank heavens this team is back.
I missed you soo much Stephen!! Don’t leave me like that again!! Not while the space occupier is still in the WH!! 😳
not space occupier. stowaway
large organic paperweight...
@@katherinekurzius290 they've overdone it. we don't need *that* much weight to hold some paper.
@@katherinekurzius290 🤣😂😅
He's back!! Mr colbert, I have missed you IMMENSELY! I'm just sorry you have to come back to the latest bigoted tirade from the mouldy mango 😭
very funny nice one steve,welcome back,you were missed,greetings from rotterdam,holland.
That's the point. Leaders are uniting by contracting their own previous arguments, so they loose appeal.
As a Canadian that gets all my news about the USA from Stephen and Seth I have to say I've enjoyed 2 weeks of not wanting to punch an entire country but I also missed my boys .... hmmm.
May I join you in wanting to punch my country? These people are driving me nuts
Well, seeing how three of the four came from the US, Trump is certainly describing the state of their country's current leadership quite well.
@RUclips Moderator sheeple
the four liberals disregard this countries laws, show contempt for the country. Don't like it? Leave.
so awesome to see u again Stephen.
New monologue! Thank god!
Go home ex-wife, current wife, the family migration chain. That includes Ivanka, little djt, Eric. Baron, too.
He don't think about that...
Trump's anchor babies.
Barron is the only one I feel sorry for in all this. I wonder how he'll ever grow up sane.
Courage Karnga
He won't. He'll be just like his father, brothers and sisters
@@jayyyzeee6409
Trump IS an Anchor Baby.
Next Trump will try to tell Deb Haaland Rep. from NM (Native American) to go back where she came from...
HAHAH OMG HOLY FUCK THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT XD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH GOOD ON YOU👏👏👏
How about she tells Trump he's trespassing on "her" land and deport him somewhere far far away....
You laugh, but we actually have that crap happening in Ireland. Xenophobes who hate hearing people speak anything but English on public transportation yell at people speaking Irish (Gaelic) to go back where they came from 🤦
To the reservation? He'll probably get around to that, eventually...
@@feeberizer the upper Yukon , perhaps ?👍😬👍🇨🇦
thank God it s back, I missed you Stephen Colbert
So glad you're back!!