Don Jr. Draws Embarrassingly Small CPAC Crowd; Trump Calls DeSantis "Tiny D": A Closer Look
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
- Seth takes a closer look at prominent Republicans, including Donald Trump, gathering for CPAC, where speakers like the former president's son Donald Trump Jr. presented to half-empty rooms.
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Don Jr. Draws Embarrassingly Small CPAC Crowd; Trump Calls DeSantis "Tiny D": A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Don jr still higher than gas prices 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one!
Lol! Clever!
Glass Kid has to be high on coke every second of every day or else he'll start crying his eyes out over nothing.
Just read his new book in its entirety. It reads;
I'm on crack!
The End
And if/when the gas prices come down....I'm sure DJTJ wont....he'll still b higher than the Chinese spy 🎈 🤣😆😅❤️🤍💙💛🖖✌️
*Desantis stole the green M&M's boots!*
Right?! Then he totally forgot he was wearing them. Or did he forget…….
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ah ha, that's why they find the green M&M so sexy!
Explains why Tucker likes him so much
Holy crap you're right! That would make _any_ Green M&M go woke........
Seth and his contemporaries will save the Nation's mental health. The kind of Closer Looks we need continuously.
4:12 I can’t believe Seth’s writers completely missed the chance to write a cross-reference joke about those white boots Desantis was wearing. Hellooooo, green M&M.
Six years later, Lumpy still hasn't figured out that, when he buys all the tickets so he can say "my engagement is sold out", we'll still see the empty seats.
Why didn't he buy enough tickets to fill all the seats?
@@SeansModelBuilds It’s possible he bought the tickets, but no one wanted them...? Nobody to give them to? So, a half empty room. What a blow to that overblown, traitorous ego it must have been looking out into that room of empty chairs!
@@Gwen3344 As he would say: "Sad."
SSsshh!
"And he came up to me, little guy, tears in his eyes, and he said: 'Hold me closer, Tiny D, sir.'"
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
LOL LOL LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 🙃 😆
Count the headlights on the highway
'I am your warrior"😂 As a retired military member, this line was the best. The guy has never had a callous.😂
I once worked for a former Drill Sergeant who would always say “Goddamnit that boy would probably throw the pin and drop the grenade” whenever he was asked about how on-the-job training was going for one of the new guys. To this day that saying always pops into my mind when I hear Trump and others like him boast about being Warriors, Soldiers, Patriots, etc.
He's got bone spurs though
The only callous biden has is from stuffing taxpayers money into his crooked pockets.
@@kimamey 😂😂😂
He dodged Vietnam. Says a lot about him
#Correction: No self-respecting dominatrix, M&M or otherwise, would have the same boots as DeSantis in a hurricane. Don’t do her like that.
Right! That M&M has more class than him hands down. 😂😂
Has no one made the connection between the green m&m losing her boots and DeSantis finding them? 😂
He'll have to arrest himself for doing "candy" drag.
😂😂😂😂
Brilliant.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AWESOME!
it's 2023 and y'all STILL DON'T SEE THE FOREST THRU THE TREES??
THINK:
WHY is Meatball Ron going after them "gays" so hard?
SHAKESPEARE TOLD YOU 500 YEARS AGO:
"DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"!
AKA
RON IS AS GAY AS THEY COME.....so he goes on and on and ON about how them GAYS are evil evil EVIL!!!! --- cuz he thinks that will throw society OFF HIS SCENT.
"OVER-compensation' is another term for GAY RON's war on gays.
Hypocrisy 101.
It's human nature.
Oh Seth you are the best‼️. Just when the craziness of my day becomes unbearable, you come along and give me a reason to laugh. Your impression of Trump is priceless. Great job guys👍👏🎉❤
Watching this while recovering from a minor cold - the coughing fit from laughing was so worth it!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Seth's Mike impression is unmatched and keeps getting better
Its really good but the guy from Jimmy Kimmel is just as good if not better.
Seth's always cracks me up.
Or there's the expert on Kimmel.
Seth's is good. But the guy on Kimmel is the GOAT
Impression Camp baby!!
i mean... jaj just did one
Those boots will be illegal for him to wear when they pass the “no drag” bill. 🤣
Sorry they weren’t fashionable but he was there for hurricane relief not a fashion show. Maybe he should have wore something more fashionable while walking around areas destroyed by a hurricane.
That's not the point of the comment you're responding to@@AlexDeLaO-kd1yi
There is NO way the CPAC crowd is the only embarrassingly small thing about Don Jr. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! 🤣
Or in his case, the pig's mouth..
.. lol.. that was somewhat brutish but exceptionally delightful...!!
🍄😂 Boop!
@@JUGO1979 Subway eat fresh
Tiny D.
Seth looked so proud of his Mike Lindell impression. It was good and he should be.
Yes, but I hate that he's quite correct to say that the civilized world prefers paper ballots because they are indeed safer. I guess even a stopped clock tells the correct time twice a day, right?
People in the room must have been hearing echos bouncing off the empty chairs. Wow that would’ve been tough when Mike Lindell was up there.
Pretty sure that could qualify as noise torture
I'm telling you, DeSantis stole those boots from the green M&M.
I think you are mistaken FL for Cal, no looters here.
😂
OMG, you are so right. Those go-go boots are definitely the green M&M's style.
I was really hoping Seth would make the connection.
"So that's where the Green M&M's boots went!"
@@HylianFox3 I hope this makes corrections
Dimberly Gargoyle uses the same cadence when she yells slogans. I wonder how much she demanded to be paid by CPAC for her screech?
*THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I think it's spelled dimbulbly gargoyle. Newsome was lucky to get away from that.
@@kittikins1 Newsome dodged something nasty.
consistently making me laugh out loud -- thanks Team Late Night
I giggled throughout and so enjoy your bits!
Thanks, Seth, I needed that release like nobodys business!! ☺
So did I.
And apparently so did the horse a certain joke was about, who was in the audience...
3:21
@@MrOneNye😂😂😂
DeSantis should immediately start referring to Trump as "Tiny D Trump". Trump would be absolutely FURIOUS with DeSantis for stealing his insult and using it against him.
call him 'trump md'. for the nickname that stormy gave him.
Both of them using it would make me so happy
I hope they tear each other apart! It'd be hilarious!
@@nonyabizness.originalI like " stumpy" . Stormy said he was hung like a button mushroom.
I agree love their infighting 😂
Like the one RNC event where they bought and then passed out copies of Jr's book at registration. Then the hotels said everyone left their copies in their rooms when they left. They had to get extra dumpsters.
Great trump nickname- Extra Dumpster
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL TOOOOOO FUNNY
@@boatymsboatface3929 : I prefer to call him "Sentient dumpster fire"
The white smoke !! ha ha 😂😂 this Closer Look is hilarious. !!
The funniest part was the green M&M was wearing Desantis's boots.
I love that Seth never went back to suits and ties.
It's the best
The future is casual, and we're all just getting used to it.
I actually thought he looked really sharp in a suit and tie 🤷🏼♀️
He replaced them with plaid shirts.
He never went back to the mental institution he ran away from, his eyes clearly tells a story.,
Seth, you never disappoint. A Closer Look is the best ever.
Great architect came up to me, tears rolling down his face. Because I still haven’t paid him.
Good one!
I am so relieved that Seth has fixed his confusion over Lego as a brand. I don't know who managed to remove the term "Legos" from his lexicon, but I am eternally grateful.
Obviously, this is the most important issue addressed in this episode of "A Closer Look". The politics play second fiddle to branding errors.
Oh wow, I've always thought it was LEGOS. Not just the plural form, I thought that was the brand name.
That was one of the best "A closer look" episodes - all the writers and Wally need to get a raise, some 🍾 and chocolates ....whooo!
Your writers are on fire, Seth!! 😂
Lols...The Governor of Florida saying how other states "got it wrong". 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
He's the ultimate wrong... Wrong DeSadist!
What more do you expect from the 'Governor of Florida'
F.r. the self grand standing of that was laughable
@@eneobande7433 Meth. Gators. More meth. That's about it.
And he didn't even get the irony (I did, just like you did!)
Don Jr: Dad, you can't give DeSantis my nickname! 😢
Lol!
This could be the funniest A Closer Look to date.
One of the best late night shows.
Don jr looks like he’s speaking to a group that won a free vacation but they hafta listen to his timeshare sales pitch.
That cut to Kimberlys audience is hilarious!
Yes real packed audience 😂
Well she talks so loud why be in the room when you can hear her blather on from 100 miles away.
😂😂😂 that crowd like tiny hand’s inauguration😂😂😂
The in fighting between the big D +small D is entertaining 😂
It’s actually small D vs Tiny D. Lol.
"You will have unrestricted freedom of speech AS LONG AS my self-righteous and narrow mind agrees with what is said."
-Ron DeSantis
@S.D.C.~EXACTLY 💯% TRUE CORRECT DESPICABLE UNACCEPTABLE 🎯😱😡😭🗽🇱🇷⚖️
Ron stands NO chance! None! Rupert Murdoch and the big-wig Republicans want an alternative to Trump, so they found the closest thing to Trump that isn't Trump. It will fail SPECTACULARLY!
Yup, that's the so-called "freedom party" for you. Literally enemies of democracy and they don't even hide it. Unfortunately enough people are too stupid to think for themselves and too easy to work up with a conservative-hysteria soundboard.
..the biggest/loudest narrow midedness of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
Q: I know the white boots are real. Is this an actual quote? What those people say is just amazing.
We need to have a Rocky Horror flash mob at a Republican Convention some time.
😎🍻😎
I love that!
@@boatymsboatface3929 I do too!
🥂I’m totally down for that 🤗
I'm in
maybe a full version of sweet transvestite
Tiny D! I am crying rn 😂😂😂😂
Seth, LMAO! Can't stop: rewind and replay, rewind and replay, rewind and replay
...loved it!
"Tiny D" is brilliant. I can't believe it hasn't come up, yet. ***rimshot***
Jordan Kleppers coverage of Cpac is gonna be 🔥
Can't wait to facepalm at the stupidity and absurdity
That's the ONLY positive I've been looking forward to in recent days!
Well-said Seth! I have a feeling you were referring to the turncoat Bill Maher when you said wealthy old comedian
Ah, of course! THAT's who he meant. (To me, there was always something greasy and dislikable about Maher. He may finally be showing his true colors.)
Seth is the best on late night low key yet funny
They actually did define what "woke" is in court according to Stephen colbert show at least. And the messed up part that is it loosely defined as "seeing problems in society and providing solutions."
By that definition everyone should want to be woke.
It's like using "Social Justice Warrior" as a pejorative. It implies you think there's something wrong with caring about social justice.
I met my girlfriend 9 years ago. "Woke" was a compliment back then. It indicated a willingness to listen to someone--anyone--else.
Understanding/empathy never goes out of style.
@@johnobrien2373 Well the right wing has been trying hard for years to turn it into another cudgel word that has no meaning but spark outrage, like socialism.
OMG, you have me laughing out loud. You are the best!
I see Lindell falling for that 70's prank call "excuse me sir, is your refrigerator" ...
If they didn't want us to wake up, they never should've elected a game show host to the presidency.
Rumble!
Best comment ever!
You mean a lifelong mobster and a failed businessman. The game show gig was just to stroke his fragile ego and let him pretend to be a businessman on TV.
If you'd all been 'awake' in the first place, like a real country, he wouldn't have gotten anywhere near power.
I’m mostly an NPR listener for news, so it really surprised me to see that Kimberly Guilfoyle is an anthropomorphic bigmouth bass
"It doesn;t matter just keep pushing" - the Donald Trump story
Okay, but "I am your warrior. I am your retribution," is terrifyingly violent rhetoric. Let's not lose track of that because he said it funny
I never get tired of his Mike Lindell.
Seth was on fire tonight!!
The smallest furry convention I’ve been to has drawn ten times the crowd at that pathetic conference
....how big was the BIGGEST furry convention you've ever been to?
there was probably much less drugs there too.
You obviously missed all Biden rallies in 2020.
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 You can't miss something that didn't happen. He didn't need them anyway, obviously.
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 and yet he won, trump lost
This circus can't just be annual It feels like they do this every other month!
"Don't open those around Ronnie or he is going to melt in his pants." Greatest joke ever.
It was good, but I liked "Swamp Clams" better. Great ACL
The irony of Trump with the tiny hands calling someone "Tiny D" is lost on him
It's all about the projection.
Or lack thereof.
People tend to use the insults that hurt them most on others, no we know Troomp has a size issue.
The Trump administration pretty well retired the trophy for irony.
Add to that that "Tiny D" could also mean "Tiny Donald" :)
And according to Stormy Daniels, the man with the tiny mushroom d🍄
The orange man looked like he was melting. 😢😢😢
They couldn't even pay ppl to go🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...or he'll melt in his pants" rotfl
You guys killed it this show. Thanks I needed some good laughs.
😂
Thank you Seth and team for highlighting the absurdities inherent in the very real threats to American democracy.
The United States is a Republic, not a Democracy
Would be great if he mentioned the crime in NYC.
@@Raine1990 no no that’s just equity … it’s a perk to them not a problem
@@Raine1990 what does that have to do with the destruction of democracy?
Also what about the crime in nyc? Larceny is the only thing that really went up, that is very likely a result of growing poverty in the us, not good reason to vote for someone who shits on golden toilets…
.the biggest/loudest absurdity of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
I've been to Timeshare Presentations more crowded than CPAC! 🤣🤣
Ya had me at "Real Cocaine Bear"! Then use a Lindy pillow to shut him up.
Sad thing is: it wasn't C-SPAN cutting to the audience; it was the CPAC video producer.
Great job. 😆👏
That annoyed me! Thank you for answering that for me!
Even better 😂
Thanks. Seth ❤
He said there were 20 million people in attendance. That’s not a small crowd!
"Only I can fix it"....do these people never learn?
So glad you guys are back. Couldn't wait to watch your coverage of CPAC! 😆
Well done tonight sir!!!
Love you Seth! You crack me up!
Seth saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" is SO HILARIOUS 😂
That was the funniest A Closer Look in a while! Good job, Seth!
Yep! I’m rewatching now😁
I was dyinggg
Puss 'n Boots 😁😁😁😁
Yep. He is always funny but this one ranks up there with raking the floors
It was hilarious 😂
The smattering of people in the CPAC breakouts -- what if the people there are paid seat fillers? 😂😂😂
Wow that was not a bigley crowd 😂
I can't deny how stunned and shocked I was when I heard Trump claiming himself to be the the warrior, the justice and the retribution of his base. You just can't unsee the dictator-wanna-be inside Trump, or maybe not inside him but right on his face.
He's not justice, retribution, or the warrior. He's criminal, self imploding, and a weenie!
True, Trump hid in the White House basement bunker from unarmed protesters outside the thirteen foot tall un-scalable wrought-iron fence. Sure he's a warrior.🙄🤞
Satan was also motivated by jealousy of Adam and Eve since the Lord gave them the Earth and he was also a prolific liar. Could Trump be trying to outdo Satan or IS HE Satan? Same motivation and the same methods to get what he wanted. That's a coincidence? Or not?
They don't call him ol BONE SPURS for nothing!!
he knows the stoopid sees everything in reverse and will believe him and think his words and action to be good
“They’ll make you melt in your pants” should definitely be a tagline for *something* though lol
Cpac= Nazi Chatbots!!!
Patrick Swayze box set?
White Castle?
Best show in a long time!
I had to rewatch this for the Tiny D reaction. Miss you late night crew!
Fun fact: Trump got the idea for the nickname Tiny D after it was used on him by Stormy Daniels...
she called him 'md' as i recall-- only she spelled it out. which i won't do here.
@@nonyabizness.originalmushroom doink?
Mushroom dork?
Oh... my... God!
@@nonyabizness.original I will she called him micro Richard 😉
@Richard Pierpoint Ah you're just over the water from me in Fife small world 🌎
I'm just past halfway through and I have to say that the Graphics dept and writers definitely deserve a raise!!!! Seth and team, please keep knocking it out of the park, you are all excellent 💖🌟
@Liberty Garage Actually in this case it is "past." I am just past halfway... vs I have just passed halfway...
Totally, I was literally going to post that
I'd say that giving them some pepper in their gruel and lighter chains would be sufficient. 😉
They must have so much fun working with each other.
Imagine your job consisting mostly of making other people laugh.
I saw the Coolest Lego Train Set at a Model Train Show in Nanaimo B.C. about 3 weeks ago . So Friggin Cool !
CORRECTION: You'd definitely keep digging if you strike gold. The writer should've used, "Why dig somewhere else if you've already hit a gold vein?"
Florida Man yells at empty room
Actually, it looks like a timeshare meeting. 🤣😂
lindell: we need to melt down the machines and turn them into prison bars.
spongebob and patrick doing just that: Okay Mike, get in!
YAAAAYYY SETH!!!!!! WONDERFUL!!!
"What the hell is the 'woke mind virus?'" Empathy. The virus is empathy.
THIS!
Excellent retort.
And selective outrage 🤣😏
Someone I feel there are Republicans who would agree that the virus is empathy--they would say *less* empathy is needed, because they don't care about the well being of others.
Empathy is the kryptonite of the Republican Party.
Everytime I think you've made me laugh as hard as I can.... you crack me up even more!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
Meatball Ron is what I call my ex husband!!
What's his girlfriend call him?
You mean Tiny D?
@@holtman2012 Daddy, most likely.
Global Warmhugs You win! Daddy it is!!! 🤯🤯 I just cash my alimony checks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💵💵💵💵💵🥰🥰. Love you, Meatball. 🧆🧆
That was disturbingly revealing! How recent was this divorce?
Don't insult my spoon museum like that
this was a good one, Seth.
I was a part of my high school's production of Our Town. It was the cringiest moment I've ever had in my life. But even that doesn't compare to watching Kimberly Guilfoyle screech into a half-empty room with barely-enthusiastic applause.
*THE - BEST - IS - YET - TO - COME!!!*
@@trysometruth Meth. She meant meth. "The meth is yet to come."
Sadder still is that she may have been paid another $60,000 for a speech to a crowd smaller than the audience at your high school play.
@@leeraxe wow. And I thought I had a pathetic opening night!
She looks like a drag queen herself
Tiny D....He's just reusing the nickname Stormy gave him.
😂😂😂
i can't even laugh. a person who was the president of the united states of america publicly talking like that. that disgusting person single-handedly extinguished 98% of the dignity of that high office, and massively diminished the world's esteem for the usa while he was at it. at this crucible in world history, we will never get back what he took from us.
Cost him $120,000 ... he may as well get something out of it.
Great video!
Yes -- with such small crowds, why is CPAC still getting so much media attention? Need more pans of the sparsely attended rooms.
100% true story - my husband just came RUNNING into the room to ask me if I was okay. The high-pitched snorting laugh that came out of me when I heard "Little D" made him think something was legitimately wrong with me!
I love how they're ripping each other apart from the inside, though. Funny parts aside!
No time for politics and talking about how their going to run the Government their too busy doing th reality show.sooooo who should I vote for?
When the former guy calls DeathSantis "Tiny D", it's obvious that he's projecting.
Thank you Seth and writers for the Bill Maher dig!!