34% of Republicans Are More Likely to Vote for Trump After Felony Conviction

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  • @jonathanlanning832
    @jonathanlanning832 3 месяца назад +734

    Not Trump calling Biden "Sleepy Joe" yet he's unable to stay awake during his own trial lmao

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 месяца назад +48

      There's a lot of projection in the guy, always points back to himself. 🙄

    • @alias093001
      @alias093001 3 месяца назад

      If there's one thing you can trust about Trump, it's that anything he accuses others of doing, he is later revealed to have done.

    • @diegojines-us9pc
      @diegojines-us9pc 3 месяца назад

      trump just told fox again he didn't sleep with her, and heres the kicker, that he never said lock her up.

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 3 месяца назад +36

      Gotta keep the "every accusation is an admission of guilt" game strong.

    • @laineyturner3785
      @laineyturner3785 3 месяца назад +9

      Sleepy and Crooked….. Joe?

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 3 месяца назад +194

    My favorite bit of the day? Going from Kristi Noem to duck hunting with Dick Cheney, who is Elmer Fudd with waterboarding. Good job, Ben. Back in my day you would have been taken to Guantanamo Bay for that joke, but we would have laughed when you asked for a lawyer.

    • @biglongcadillac
      @biglongcadillac 3 месяца назад +23

      The twial was wigged.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon 3 месяца назад +4

      Duck Season!
      Babbit Season!

  • @krustyfawn50
    @krustyfawn50 3 месяца назад +112

    The not so contained rage at the chicken sneeze got me lol

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 месяца назад +16

      That was a duck. Chickens sound way different than that lol.
      Edit: lmao my bad. I had replied to you before he got to the chicken sneeze. My apologies.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 месяца назад +41

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 A lesson in not correcting your chickens before they sneeze. ☺

    • @krustyfawn50
      @krustyfawn50 3 месяца назад +16

      @@sherinameless1618 did you just call me a chicken? That's a fowl move dude...

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 месяца назад +14

      @@krustyfawn50 Hey, you knew my reply was a poultry excuse for a joke. No need to give me the bird! 🐓

    • @krustyfawn50
      @krustyfawn50 3 месяца назад +11

      @@sherinameless1618 Eggsellent!

  • @tillmasterflash
    @tillmasterflash 3 месяца назад +23

    Ever since corrections started, the show has transcended to a whole new universe!

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 3 месяца назад

      It keeps getting better 😂

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 3 месяца назад +6

    I like that followed that "Whazzzzup?!?" joke with a segment of "Back In My Day." 😂

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able 3 месяца назад +205

    Back in my day we didn't have to worry about trump running for office, no sir. Back in my day, trump was just some loser on tv we thought "he'll never be president". Boy were we wrong

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 3 месяца назад

      He got 3 million fewer votes than Hillary, so you were not wrong. In every civilized country the popular vote is *the vote.*

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 3 месяца назад

      The real irony is Trump was just a NY city con artist businessman long before he was a politician. They put him in movies as a joke, to show what a douchebag he was. Now, this New York City carpetbagging snake oil salesman has the support of southerners. If you dont see the irony there......haha, cracks me up.

    • @catedney4165
      @catedney4165 3 месяца назад +8

      Honey this is your day!!! VOTE BLUE PLEASE 💙💙💙💙✌️

    • @briansmith5293
      @briansmith5293 3 месяца назад +13

      The reality t.v. personality as president experiment failed miserably. 🤯

    • @iyamwhatiyam547
      @iyamwhatiyam547 3 месяца назад +11

      Yep, WE passed on the most qualified candidate, perhaps in our recent history, and went all in for a future felon. Geesh

  • @bclamore
    @bclamore 3 месяца назад +728

    Didn't think it possible, but Maga is getting stupider.

    • @4SteveKombolis
      @4SteveKombolis 3 месяца назад

      and more stubborn. MTG was doing the Jesus comparison who was arrested by the Romans. I wonder if they've ever used that analogy for a minority or non-white? Jk i know they haven't

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад

      Sunk-cost fallacy explains it pretty well, also most people forget that when Obama was president we had a major spike in self harm from white middle aged men who thought America was done under a black president. They have nothing to live for if dems win, that is something to remember. If you see something say something to law enforcement, it will save lives.

    • @ms0824
      @ms0824 3 месяца назад +39

      Well, they're just doubling down more. They realize they have no ground left to possibly stand on but they don't care, they'll just keep digging that hole.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 3 месяца назад

      no, they're just afflicted with adult-onset oppositional-defiant disorder same as always

    • @nitro6002
      @nitro6002 3 месяца назад +28

      Sunken cost fallacy - brain edition!

  • @laura_saurusrex
    @laura_saurusrex 3 месяца назад +40

    I need the backstory of the graphics team during corrections 😂

    • @squee599
      @squee599 3 месяца назад +14

      I love that the public shaming of the Graphics dept has slipped into the main show!

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад +2

      That's more a corrections thing, I think?

    • @jamesbernald2850
      @jamesbernald2850 3 месяца назад

      They like the shaming, so Seth can’t win

  • @Boogeyman1435
    @Boogeyman1435 3 месяца назад +335

    We used to have a saying..."You can't fix stupid"
    Now it's morphed into..."You can't fix republicans"

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 месяца назад +12

      But you repeat yourself.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 месяца назад +13

      Mayor Quimby: "Are these morons getting dumber, or just louder?"
      Aide checks clipboard, then replies:
      "Dumber, sir!."

    • @ABitefLife
      @ABitefLife 3 месяца назад +3

      That’s how it was back in my day

    • @tommartin5667-dt7ny
      @tommartin5667-dt7ny 3 месяца назад

      SORRY ... Poll out 6-4-2024 shows Trump with a BIG lead in the national popular vote. Check it out ....
      General Election: Trump vs. Biden Rasmussen Reports Trump 48, Biden 43

    • @vstar7196
      @vstar7196 3 месяца назад +3

      Same difference.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 месяца назад +51

    "...if Elmer Fudd loved waterboarding."
    Wel that will be my new recurring intrusive thought now, I guess.

    • @WildWolfofDark
      @WildWolfofDark 3 месяца назад +9

      You've been a vewy vewy bad pwisonew. It's time to get watewboawded.

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 3 месяца назад +44

    The Snoop Dogg Part was hilarious!! LOL!! 🤣

  • @raymondm.9954
    @raymondm.9954 3 месяца назад +22

    It wasn't because of the Pirates being good that the joke didn't do well. It's because the audience wasn't paying close attention and heard you say Pirates about a guy in a Padres uniform and were confused.

  • @BrendanMcGee-d7k
    @BrendanMcGee-d7k 3 месяца назад +9

    Correction: Elmer Fudd loved wabbit bowding.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 3 месяца назад +1

      Duck bowding!

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter 3 месяца назад +11

    Just gotta join(start?) the Corrections Chorus of “Why use the picture of Tucupita Marcano in his Padres jersey?”

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 3 месяца назад +24

    We love your show seth meyers

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 месяца назад +78

    That’s not the Virginia Strangler, that’s the Virginia Lone Ranger.
    “Hi-Yo, Silver, Away!”

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 3 месяца назад

      I wonder why they picked Virginia, given that Virginia was part of the Confederacy? Is the implication that he was secretly sneaking across enemy lines to strangle Confederates?

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 месяца назад +3

      Hi-ho*

    • @lilduderob1
      @lilduderob1 3 месяца назад +1

      Didn't that look like Lincoln?

    • @idaruthia
      @idaruthia 3 месяца назад +2

      four score and silver away

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 месяца назад +1

      It looks like The Virginia Burgerler

  • @AnonymousZyx
    @AnonymousZyx 3 месяца назад +1

    The second sneeze quack was perfect, Seth. Be nice.

  • @daddyilo
    @daddyilo 3 месяца назад +41

    I'm beginning to think that Trump fella might just be a tad bit on the shady side.

    • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
      @KeithJackson-ux7eh 3 месяца назад +3

      I have the same suspicions😜

    • @tommartin5667-dt7ny
      @tommartin5667-dt7ny 3 месяца назад

      You do know that the diary is authentic. Joe Biden SHOWERED WITH HIS DAUGHTER. Wierdo. Ashley said they were INAPPROPRIATE.
      So, the question is ... WHERE WAS JILL WHEN JOE WAS SHOWERING WITH ASHLEY.
      You democrats try everything to try and pin something on Trump and ignore the filth right under your nose.
      Democrats are a stain on this country ...TIME TO CLEAN THINGS UP

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 3 месяца назад +1

    I love that whevever Seth breaks, his face just a second beforehand just screams “this is the stupidest fucking thing ever.”

  • @TrulyToriYouTube
    @TrulyToriYouTube 3 месяца назад +2

    This club has everything. Ducks, niche visual references to the facial features of past presidents, Two-Pack Shakur.

  • @jamezkpal2361
    @jamezkpal2361 3 месяца назад +8

    That Virginia Strangler bit made me choke on my coffee.

  • @raef90
    @raef90 3 месяца назад

    Every time Rusty barked my dog was like, where! Where is he!

  • @stephan5279
    @stephan5279 3 месяца назад +1

    1:30 I already am seeing a new segment: Surprise Inspections: Graphics Edition

  • @saineghi
    @saineghi 3 месяца назад +15

    Correction: when asked to compare Presidential hygiene, 66% think Trump at best, has a C minus Bush

    • @canadaclaret
      @canadaclaret 3 месяца назад +1

      Thanks. Now I am picturing the down-there comb-over. I am striving to make it cover up the mushroom.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 месяца назад +1

      2 hairs will cover it.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 месяца назад +1

      Ewwwww👿😱💩

    • @crystalroseman709
      @crystalroseman709 3 месяца назад

      C minus bush will never not be funny.

  • @Jackal-ML2024
    @Jackal-ML2024 3 месяца назад

    God it's so good to have you back, Seth!! The "behind the curtain" look at the first Lincoln graphic had me cackling, and so did the duck and chicken sneezes and your absolute indignant disdain for the mismatch in length, just brilliant all around!!

  • @amyjackson8725
    @amyjackson8725 3 месяца назад

    I hug my cat every day, but he got extra cuddles for "National Hug your Cat Day". Animals know whom to trust.😸

  • @emm8357
    @emm8357 3 месяца назад

    I literally said “that’s Lincoln, I can tell from the eyes” before Seth made a joke about it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottmitchell4181
    @scottmitchell4181 3 месяца назад

    Back in my day doors weren't being blown off airliners, they became convertibles mid-flight. (Aloha Airlines 243)

  • @giovanni5063
    @giovanni5063 3 месяца назад +1

    Back in my day, loving Parents gave their teenage children Detroit's finest hotrods. Back in my day, loving Parents gave their teenage children extravagant closed casket funerals.

  • @lsmc8909
    @lsmc8909 3 месяца назад +4

    I guess they don’t make any plush Italian greyhounds.

  • @xdevantx5870
    @xdevantx5870 3 месяца назад

    I love that at some point the sound guys just started messing with him.

  • @itspersonal3351
    @itspersonal3351 3 месяца назад +1

    Isn’t Newark NJ where Trump just had his Hannibal Lector rally? Makes sense now!

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 месяца назад +1

    *Quack* in my day, everyone turned up for rehearsal! 😉🦆

  • @cherchikatilo3032
    @cherchikatilo3032 3 месяца назад +1

    Prisoners for Trump: fresh fish! New fish! Now, have tears in my eyes. Big eyes with tears of joy.😊

  • @iangoodsell
    @iangoodsell 3 месяца назад

    “I don’t want to go to rehearsal, that’s what I said!” 😂

  • @CalebHendrickspoetry
    @CalebHendrickspoetry 3 месяца назад

    Elmer fudd joke killed me

  • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
    @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 3 месяца назад

    Hug Your Cat Day, brought to you by Neosporin 🤣! Cats are sweet, but be careful about a hug.

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 3 месяца назад

    I thought the first duck quack was because Seth sneezed so hard he sharded his pants and it made that sound. 😂

  • @ACME_Kinetics
    @ACME_Kinetics 3 месяца назад

    Unironically heard a cricket start during the monologue but I still laughed alone.

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid 3 месяца назад +2

    Interesting choice of candidate for the law & order party.

  • @andreazoppo2986
    @andreazoppo2986 3 месяца назад

    Seemed to have Phil Hartman energy today. Thank you! 🙏

  • @fightthelies4349
    @fightthelies4349 3 месяца назад

    For the back in my day sketch is that the same stuffed dog that starred in Gary Busey's pet court???

  • @enriquedrivefast
    @enriquedrivefast 3 месяца назад

    Please use the duck sneezes at the end of your segments.
    Though the startle IS a work of art!

  • @MamaDisco1313
    @MamaDisco1313 3 месяца назад

    Wait! Is Lincoln the world renowned “Top Hat Man”, who famously haunts horror subreddits?

  • @kzisnbkosplay3346
    @kzisnbkosplay3346 3 месяца назад +2

    Today I saw someone wearing a Tupac shirt and was wondering how old the shirt was (old one or are they remaking them?) And then I saw my reflection and realized I was wearing a Sid Vicious shirt.

  • @ianleary5780
    @ianleary5780 3 месяца назад +1

    Regarding 34% saying they are more likely to vote for felon Trump, that only has meaning if any of them weren't already going to vote for Trump. Do we actually believe that the sort of voter who claims he is more committed to voting for Trump after he has been convicted of 34 felony counts than before was ever NOT going to vote for Trump? If the answer is no, then it hardly matters whether any individual Trump voter is Totally Committed or Totally Committed Plus.

  • @naosmo
    @naosmo 3 месяца назад

    Back in my day we got our fill of lead from paint chips, and gasoline!

  • @spillyjane
    @spillyjane 3 месяца назад

    Reluctant Jackal here: birds find food by sight, not by scent. Pigeons and sparrows wouldn't smell those stamps and swarm a letter carrier. Also, if the stamps require friction to release their scent the letter carriers would have to actually be scratching them.

  • @rikardo1070
    @rikardo1070 3 месяца назад

    Seth Meyers.....THE funniest man on planet (fill in blank )🤪

  • @MikePeterson-nm7uv
    @MikePeterson-nm7uv 3 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @null090909
    @null090909 3 месяца назад

    1:54 It's more an Under the Hood than a Behind the Curtain.

  • @goodcopbadcopwrestlingpodc6117
    @goodcopbadcopwrestlingpodc6117 3 месяца назад

    a water boarding Elmer Fudd lol

  • @theresa6465
    @theresa6465 3 месяца назад

    Oh Seth, you sounded just like my older brother Bob. 😂Wasssup

  • @Meatsweats_o_O
    @Meatsweats_o_O 3 месяца назад

    damn Seth nailed the 2nd duck.

  • @brianterry45
    @brianterry45 3 месяца назад

    The back in my day bit is funny stuff.

  • @TheWizardOfJim
    @TheWizardOfJim 3 месяца назад

    Instead of "Back in my day", you should call that segment "In The Year 200"

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 3 месяца назад

    Seth, I think I’ve figured out why i prefer your show, though the other late-night comedians are great too. It’s because you feel like family, not an entertainer. The camera shows you closer to us in the frame and you have a more relaxed vibe. You’re like s very funny younger brother.

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 3 месяца назад

    Ok. I really love "back in my day"

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 3 месяца назад

    Outside of Doris Kearns Goodwin, who would've known that that was President Franklin Pierce? And INSIDE of Doris Kearns Goodwin, it's too dark to know what's what. What

  • @nintendolunchbox
    @nintendolunchbox 3 месяца назад

    I hope you got Dana carvers permission to do his grumpy old man character.

  • @JChalant
    @JChalant 3 месяца назад

    1:10 I immediately came down here to compliment the graphics department. Please tell me the second graphic was an add on joke ;)

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte 3 месяца назад +1

    The party of "law and order" everyone.

  • @dragonweyr44
    @dragonweyr44 3 месяца назад

    You do realize that he's wearing a Padres jersey, not a Pirates one, right?

  • @tommygonzales3316
    @tommygonzales3316 3 месяца назад

    Merve not marve lol, this is gonna be classic non the less!

    • @Jackal-ML2024
      @Jackal-ML2024 3 месяца назад

      Not to jackal a jackal, but I think it is Marv, lol

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 3 месяца назад

    abe lincoln in a shiesty shows why seth has a shelf full of emmys

  • @cedriccallier3319
    @cedriccallier3319 3 месяца назад

    Back in my days 😂😂😂❤❤

  • @KB-zq9ny
    @KB-zq9ny 3 месяца назад

    Oh...boy. Our country is in trouble, and anyone who doesn't realize this just isn't paying attention.

  • @mikey_vengenz
    @mikey_vengenz 3 месяца назад +1

    Please, anyone who says they are NOW voting for Trump because of his verdict... probably would've voted for him if someone sneezed in his general direction.

  • @stooge389
    @stooge389 3 месяца назад

    Hey, I got swine flu, and I OINK survived, and all I got was two shitty weeks off from school. I mean, normally I'd love two weeks off from school, but I was SO sick. And not sick in a good way. Sick in a not good way. 😂

  • @ratholin
    @ratholin 3 месяца назад +1

    The weird bit about the gay slur the pope used is that it's in Italian (not his native language) and the term is almost entirely used by gay people, the slur straight Italians use is a different word. So who taught this south american guy the italian gay term for gays?

  • @ReadPlayAndy
    @ReadPlayAndy 3 месяца назад

    Back in my day? Well I thought Seth's podcast was about that, dunno never heard it.

  • @spameranne
    @spameranne 3 месяца назад

    just wait till after the All Star break

  • @planetmarshmellow
    @planetmarshmellow 3 месяца назад

    Had a friend who lived in a haunted house, one day his mother descended the staircase and entered the kitchen, he followed but as he did his mother entered the front door, he explained the occurrence but then span three times collapsing, he woke in the ambulance freaking out.
    Boo

  • @TimAtkinson-qs6sv
    @TimAtkinson-qs6sv 3 месяца назад +1

    In my heart of hearts, I believe most Americans don’t want a convicted sex offender/felon in the White House. Vote blue in November up and down the ballot. Let’s save ourselves from a wannabe dictator.💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 3 месяца назад +18

    Hey, let’s give LNSM talent coordinator Emily Hymes a hand, everyone! With all the stitches she’s got in hers this week, she could def. use an extra one. ❤️‍🩹

    • @squee599
      @squee599 3 месяца назад +2

      Are you implying she owns a lot of cats?

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 3 месяца назад +2

      @@squee599 Stefon said she ran into Land Shark at the Boom Boom Room.

  • @a-supernova-girl
    @a-supernova-girl 3 месяца назад +90

    I love how whole sections of the show are now just devolving into Seth losing his goddamn mind...with the world on fire like it is, I need *something* to cackle about...like Seth visibly getting jumpscared by Rusty. Never change, sir.

  • @scottcampbell96
    @scottcampbell96 3 месяца назад +914

    Tan suit? No thanks. 34 felony convictions? President of their dreams.

    • @hotrodandrube9119
      @hotrodandrube9119 3 месяца назад

      He used Dijon mustard and alienated everyday people.

    • @Shawn-gr5ww
      @Shawn-gr5ww 3 месяца назад

      Tan suit was a manufactured scandal by the media to make Obama’s opposition look bad. You want real Obama scandals? Look at Fast and furious, Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, Solyndra, Lois Lerner IRS.

    • @kaiza6467
      @kaiza6467 3 месяца назад +52

      It’s also disqualifying if you eat a burger with Dijon mustard, apparently.
      Or if you’re holding a cup of coffee when you do a salute. 😂

    • @JuanMPalacio
      @JuanMPalacio 3 месяца назад +17

      That was a crime of fashion! Where was INTERPOL!?

    • @really-Now
      @really-Now 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@peterg5383 pretty common as most people like a bit of spice in their food.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 месяца назад +362

    Reminder: Sleepy Don's sentencing is on July 11th. The RNC is on July 15th. That means the "Party of Law and Order" is endorsing a convicted felon. The irony is so delicious you can charge a premium at a roadside diner.

    • @tylerstuart9196
      @tylerstuart9196 3 месяца назад +7

      Yes!

    • @gwick358
      @gwick358 3 месяца назад +11

      I'm 62 and all my life I've been told that the law applies to everyone. Now that a disgraced, twice impeached, four time indicted former president.🤬 Gets found guilty. I might believe it. Having a hard time now though. ✌❤

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 3 месяца назад +6

      Can wait for Republicans to have another banner at the event saying "we're all convicted felons"

    • @tommartin5667-dt7ny
      @tommartin5667-dt7ny 3 месяца назад

      SORRY DIMS ... Poll out 6-4-2024 shows Trump with a BIG lead in the national popular vote. Check it out ....
      General Election: Trump vs. Biden Rasmussen Reports Trump 48, Biden 43 Trump +5
      NOTHING Democrats can do to stop the TRUMP TRAIN !!

    • @Quittin
      @Quittin 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@gwick358 However he did work very hard to earn that title and conviction, much harder than most common folks.

  • @Masterdebatorbator
    @Masterdebatorbator 3 месяца назад +1690

    "A huge, manly, jail convict came to me with tears in his eyes and said Sir, You're the most tremendous prisoner I have ever encountered."

    • @audreywellham2413
      @audreywellham2413 3 месяца назад +44

      🤭😂❕ 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽❕

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 3 месяца назад +59

      My crowd in the cafeteria. Yuge.

    • @russh6414
      @russh6414 3 месяца назад +56

      He’s the most tremendous political prisoner, in the history of political prisoners.

    • @kathrynmcelroy5658
      @kathrynmcelroy5658 3 месяца назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robynrains7252
      @robynrains7252 3 месяца назад +12

      😂😂 good one ☝️

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 3 месяца назад +26

    Seth was jackaling the sound effects people in real time! I enjoyed the bit, but I agree that Seth's idea for the bird sneeze sound was better 🐾🐾

  • @playinglifeoneasy9226
    @playinglifeoneasy9226 3 месяца назад +28

    ‘Hug your cat day’ by Neosporin 😂

    • @paulparker4240
      @paulparker4240 3 месяца назад

      That had to be a 'Scallins joke'!

  • @Boaz833
    @Boaz833 3 месяца назад +1435

    Nearly EVERYONE who worked directly with Trump have all said they would NOT vote for him, including his vice president, chief of staff, secretary of state, secretary of defense, national security adviser, attorney general, homeland security advisor, press secretary, white house aids, etc. What does that tell you?

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 3 месяца назад +98

      He's a schmuck..😊❤

    • @diegojines-us9pc
      @diegojines-us9pc 3 месяца назад +157

      many people close to trump. cant vote anymore,

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 3 месяца назад +92

      Multiples in those positions.
      And notice how NO ONE from his cabinet went public to say he is innocent. They were there when he was signing the checks.

    • @raymondm.9954
      @raymondm.9954 3 месяца назад +43

      Actually, Barr says he will vote again for Trump.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад +24

      That he didn't hire the worst of the worst, yet?

  • @mFFX-1206
    @mFFX-1206 3 месяца назад +42

    I would watch a “Behind the Curtain” segment every day 😂

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 3 месяца назад +7

      Have you seen Corrections?!

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 3 месяца назад

      @@gmun2248or surprise inspection

    • @rev.rachel
      @rev.rachel 3 месяца назад +1

      @@gmun2248hehehe I was just about to say it’s called Corrections

  • @marydefir2140
    @marydefir2140 3 месяца назад +24

    Oh my goodness! That first duck sneeze destroyed me! Best laugh I've had in a long while.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 3 месяца назад +497

    Convicted Felon a Title Trump has actually earned.

    • @amesblitz339
      @amesblitz339 3 месяца назад +9

      Better late than never! 😂

    • @iyamwhatiyam547
      @iyamwhatiyam547 3 месяца назад +16

      TFG did work hard for his new title of convicted felon. Lets give him a cheer ... and then lock him up :)

    • @tommartin5667-dt7ny
      @tommartin5667-dt7ny 3 месяца назад

      SORRY DIMS ... Poll out 6-4-2024 shows Trump with a BIG lead in the national popular vote. Check it out ....
      General Election: Trump vs. Biden Rasmussen Reports Trump 48, Biden 43 Trump +5
      NOTHING Democrats can do to stop the TRUMP TRAIN !!

    • @roryschweinfurter4111
      @roryschweinfurter4111 3 месяца назад +5

      The only one

    • @gianthills
      @gianthills 3 месяца назад

      only far left loons accept the verdict as legit

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 3 месяца назад +304

    It shows that republicans are not voting for someone based on character.

    • @magpie_jazz
      @magpie_jazz 3 месяца назад

      Oh, yes, they are. They just have similarly ugly character.

    • @magpie_jazz
      @magpie_jazz 3 месяца назад +17

      Not true. They just have comparably bad character.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад

      When have they voted for character in the past 110 years? Eisenhower is all I can think of, and he too had a Nixon scandal in 57 that should have been the end of Nixons career but they love corrupt presidents so...
      Harding had Teapot Dome, Coolidge and Hoover had the Great Recession, Nixon and Ford Watergate, Reagan and HW were Iran contra and moving cartel drugs into US cities to fund private wars, Dubbya sold his professional baseball team to then lie about WMDs, Trump is Trump.

    • @Keldroc
      @Keldroc 3 месяца назад

      They're voting entirely for someone based on character. They finally have a candidate as shitty as they are.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 месяца назад +15

      Right. All they care about is if you have an R next to your name, and they'll support any fascist idea you can come up with.

  • @danismithmn
    @danismithmn 3 месяца назад +11

    I feel that Scollins would have likely written the Virginia Strangler joke.
    Amber probably wrote the Whazzup one, just to laugh at Seth.

  • @StumpkillerCP
    @StumpkillerCP 3 месяца назад +64

    This episode was gold. "In my day" we still had Eisenhower. He would clear out MAGA by swinging an entrenching tool and it wouldn't be pretty.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад +10

      1 thing.
      Eisenhower did bring Nixon as his VP, and Nixon had a scandal in 57 that should have ended his political career. Eisenhower did some great things for the US, but Nixon is a black eye on his legacy.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 месяца назад +299

    You can never accuse Trump of being a dad. Just ask Don Jr., Eric, Tiffany, Barron & Ivanka.
    You can, however, accuse him of being a creepy dad. Just ask Ivanka. (Tiffany is genetically lucky not to get creeped on.)

    • @democracyfirst5934
      @democracyfirst5934 3 месяца назад

      Creepy Don the Con Vonshitzhispantz

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 3 месяца назад +19

      But he went to Baron's graduation. 1 for 5 aint too shabby, qualifies him for a starting spot on the Mets.
      Edit - can I just say I made this comment before he made the Mets joke and it made it 100x more funny. I know the writers too well.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 3 месяца назад +5

      Hilarious

    • @JacobSantosDev
      @JacobSantosDev 3 месяца назад +11

      I don't have kids but Trump definitely gives examples of what not to do. Then again, of all the things I thought I would say, none of them are ones that Trump has said.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 месяца назад +19

      I think what he did to Ivanka goes way beyond creepy, but I agree with you.

  • @mc76
    @mc76 3 месяца назад +16

    "Outside of Doris Kearns Goodwin..."🤣

  • @juliemgates
    @juliemgates 3 месяца назад +36

    So glad Seth is hanging around for a few more years. Couldn’t get through the election without him.

  • @FallenOne669
    @FallenOne669 3 месяца назад +812

    Ask that same 34% if weed should result in jail time, and they would all say yes.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 3 месяца назад

      That 34% is curiously the same percentage that make up the MAGA's.

    • @4SteveKombolis
      @4SteveKombolis 3 месяца назад

      Well they think it's mostly black people that get arrested, which of course is partly true by design . Most the "law and order" people on the Right meant as applied to minorities

    • @hninzilwin3288
      @hninzilwin3288 3 месяца назад

      Doesn’t mean a thing. They would’ve voted conviction or not. These are the die hards. So not more likely to vote but WILL VOTE FOR TRUMP NO MATTER WHAT

    • @gdreynolds9989
      @gdreynolds9989 3 месяца назад +58

      If it applies to Hunter, they'd have a different opinion if it applies to themselves.

    • @biglongcadillac
      @biglongcadillac 3 месяца назад +54

      Ohio voters just approved the legalization of marijuana 😊

  • @mickjen
    @mickjen 3 месяца назад +89

    Thank you for these rapid uploads, team. I was having a very shitty public bus ride until those Lincoln graphics 😂

    • @productdesign9626
      @productdesign9626 3 месяца назад +4

      Graphics team up to their old tricks. They LOVE to be punished

  • @OfTheGaps
    @OfTheGaps 3 месяца назад +8

    Was that really funny, or am I just getting old?
    Yes. And yes.

  • @jeandrzyzgula
    @jeandrzyzgula 3 месяца назад +16

    the third sneeze and the not wanting to go to rehearsal killed me

  • @steve20118
    @steve20118 3 месяца назад +406

    34%...that is the same amount of Americans that believed Nixon was innocent.

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 3 месяца назад +24

      Seems nothing has changed. 😲

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад +24

      And one day that flipped to a majority, keep talking to people about Convicted Felon Donald Trump and maybe we too can get him to retire in disgrace.

    • @llkellenba
      @llkellenba 3 месяца назад +34

      That’s the percentage of individuals in a population who tend to hold an authoritarian mindset - pretty stable statistic over time. It’s not the majority but we all must encourage people to Vote 🗳️

    • @iyamwhatiyam547
      @iyamwhatiyam547 3 месяца назад +18

      @@jackl4laughs Nixon didn't choose to do the right thing, he was compelled to by a congress who would no longer support him.
      We are in a different world in 2024.

    • @iyamwhatiyam547
      @iyamwhatiyam547 3 месяца назад

      @@llkellenba
      Where did that statistic come from?
      34% of Ds or Rs have not been authoritarian over time. this is an anomaly, this a a Former POTUS who is now a CONVICTED FELON. Its history in the making, not Tuesday in DC.

  • @nilesoien7867
    @nilesoien7867 3 месяца назад +24

    “Who else aside from Doris Kearns Goodwin would know that that was Lincoln?” I have Ken Burns on line one…

    • @dabullzfan25
      @dabullzfan25 3 месяца назад +1

      Marilu Henner would have both Doris Kearns Goodwin and Ken Burns beat. Oddly, Seth brought her name up in this type context and he could have gotten a 10 year old callback out of it.

  • @myersred8
    @myersred8 3 месяца назад +187

    The French bread/stamp/mailman/bird joke (2:26) took me totally off guard and caused me to burst out laughing, totally brilliant.

    • @marceytidwell8251
      @marceytidwell8251 3 месяца назад +6

      Right there with you!

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 месяца назад

      In real life, USPS employees are still getting bitten by dogs. Stop it, dog owners!

    • @Awesometrax
      @Awesometrax 3 месяца назад +2

      I also audibly laughed at that one. Merci.

    • @TheYankeeBuckeye
      @TheYankeeBuckeye 3 месяца назад

      I spit my lunch, it caught me so off guard! 😂😆

  • @alexmenke3608
    @alexmenke3608 3 месяца назад +63

    I love Late Night's sound effect team 😂😂

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 3 месяца назад +16

      They're seem to be competing with the graphics department.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 3 месяца назад +1

      Must be a Kiwi, their timing is better than Aussies I've heard.

    • @cristinaimpoverished7435
      @cristinaimpoverished7435 3 месяца назад +3

      The dropped pillow gag was one of the funniest corrections bits ever, imo *jackal life*

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 3 месяца назад +11

    Back in my day, sneezes sounded like red-tailed hawks.