Donald Trump Really Is America's Racist Uncle, Administration Sources Confirm

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2020
  • Current and former Trump Administration officials confirm what many have long suspected, that the President holds racist and cynical views about Black Americans and lets those views guide his decisions as America's leader. #Colbert #AmericasRacistUncle #Monologue
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  • @joshuaosbiston5777
    @joshuaosbiston5777 3 года назад +126

    "This is ice TEA?!" The betrayal on his face after he took a swig was hilarious

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 3 года назад +2

      He should be upset, that could ruin his flask (and his buzz).

  • @doughnuthead8757
    @doughnuthead8757 3 года назад +527

    As an Italian American, I would like to say that he does not deserve our food.

    • @blackgold63
      @blackgold63 3 года назад +20

      Yeah let him stick to McDonald's 🤣

    • @blackgold63
      @blackgold63 3 года назад +5

      @orecoast 1961 I wouldn't know but it wouldn't surprise me if he does.

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 3 года назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Holy shitt! An Italian refusing you food. That's serious!

    • @ScevenofTwistingNeth
      @ScevenofTwistingNeth 3 года назад +6

      Oh is there a new McLasagna I haven't heard about

    • @michaelmunchie
      @michaelmunchie 3 года назад +13

      As a fellow Italian American 🍕, I think he has had enough food for the rest of his life.

  • @rociomonserratt346
    @rociomonserratt346 3 года назад +137

    My God RBGs body isn’t even cold and their already picking apart at her

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 3 года назад +7

      @jason cole alright Karen, calm down. Go home, drink some wine.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 года назад +3

      @jason cole wow you edited this post? Thats your final draft? Crazyyyyy....

  • @LActress47
    @LActress47 3 года назад +99

    Lol he calls her first lady because he can't remember her name. He can't have another Melanie moment 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 3 года назад +4

      he calls her third lady and 1400th conquest

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 3 года назад +5

      Ehh... We all know that Ivanka is his lady now.. Melania was an old news.. I guess the only reason why donald haven't marry ivanka yet...

    • @PolarBearChoujin2470
      @PolarBearChoujin2470 3 года назад +1

      +

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 3 года назад +4

      @Jeff B you're right... Joe maybe didn't know where he is... But we're all know where trump should be... In the jail for the rest of his life.

  • @something709
    @something709 3 года назад +483

    A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away rotten pumpkins

    • @widow237
      @widow237 3 года назад +14

      Unofficial Election Analysis Good one! 😂😂

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 3 года назад +9

      Nice!

    • @JoySongDesigns
      @JoySongDesigns 3 года назад +12

      Unofficial Election Analysis - Perfect!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 года назад +11

      & I thought that the anual Pumpkin Chucking Contest was cancelled because of Covid. So glad to find it's still on! 😁🤣🎃

    • @seanjones3532
      @seanjones3532 3 года назад +9

      Don't vote for an Orange Pumpkin with a straw comb-over!

  • @paulparadoxia
    @paulparadoxia 3 года назад +482

    Can the USA have United Nations "Election Watchers" as they do in 3rd world countries?

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 3 года назад +52

      Does a country have to ask for that or does the UN just do it? Seriously, what's the scoop on that?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 года назад +19

      They won't let them in.

    • @crt9082
      @crt9082 3 года назад +23

      Actually good question. Dont know the answer.

    • @jrg770
      @jrg770 3 года назад +16

      @Laura Zaboraski Yep. Saw that. I have HOPE in Americas liberal youth, to be the watchers. A lot of very brave young people out there who know whats up. Be safe.

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush 3 года назад +15

      @Laura Zaboraski THAT crap gave me the shivers. Those people need to be put under the jailhouse.

  • @starlightsall
    @starlightsall 3 года назад +49

    Dear god, that "ASK NOT" caught me off guard. I was not expecting such an abrupt ending. Laughing and crying at the same time.

  • @MsZoe85
    @MsZoe85 3 года назад +209

    “No lives matter” yup that about sums up this administration

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 3 года назад +9

      @orecoast 1961 Nah, the only life that really matters to Trump is his own. He'd throw even Ivanka under the nearest bus if he thought he'd get something out of it.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 3 года назад +3

      @orecoast 1961 True. He's already proven that Melania doesn't mean all that much to him. She's just a trophy wife like the others. So yeah, she'd probably would go before Ivanka, but the latter still would if it came down to it.

    • @Kingbeer01
      @Kingbeer01 3 года назад +1

      @@asherikamichaela8425 Yet he's done more for Americans in four years than Biden has in 40... Hate is ripe but the facts are clear

    • @notagain509
      @notagain509 3 года назад +5

      @@Kingbeer01 You should check the facts. You will be disappointed. Open your eyes and ears and stop taking Trumps word for it.

    • @lasmith9820
      @lasmith9820 3 года назад

      Somebody in media needs to ask tRUmp about his UFO disclosure positon. He saw the Tictac & Gimbal videos. How do they compare to his sighting?

  • @amsterdammancom
    @amsterdammancom 3 года назад +72

    I just voted yesterday for democracy as an expat abroad.

  • @helltanner3722
    @helltanner3722 3 года назад +246

    Nobody died well virtually nobody... So 200,000 is a virtual zero value? I will take $200,000 as a virtual zero minimum wage OK?

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 3 года назад +7

      Hell I'd split that virtual nothing with you

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 3 года назад +3

      Maybe we can trick this guy into forking over "a little something" and we'll be richer than he is!

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 3 года назад +7

      I mean, $1000000 is a "small loan", so by comparison 200k must be practically nothing.

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 3 года назад

      WHAT?

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 3 года назад +4

      Mmmhmm...the “pro-life” party only cares about life until it reaches the “dirty-sin birth canal”.🙄 Bc as soon as it touches a vagina, it can die. Or not. *They don’t GAF*.😡

  • @Alovam
    @Alovam 3 года назад +72

    I know it's not really a joke, but you should also mention that "obliterating" the 2nd amendment is not really something the president has any power over. A constitutional amendment doesn't even go through the president.

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom 3 года назад +5

      And can anything be "maybe gone but at a minimum obliterated?" How can something which is "obliterated" be "maybe gone?"

    • @pipitameruje
      @pipitameruje 3 года назад +1

      @@SailorBarsoom You mean like Voldemort?
      Jk (sorry, I couldn't help myself)

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom 3 года назад

      @@pipitameruje
      Sorry, not getting it. Yes, Harry Potter, Voldy's the bad guy, but I didn't read all of them or watch all of them, and I'm missing something.
      I know, I'm an uncultured lout.

    • @pipitameruje
      @pipitameruje 3 года назад +2

      @@SailorBarsoom As in, his body was destroyed but not his soul, hence "maybe gone but at minimum obliterated".
      Sorry, I tend to assume HP to be common knowledge.

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom 3 года назад +1

      @@pipitameruje
      Ah, OK. That actually makes sense. And HP is pretty common knowledge, it's just that you ran into a statistical anomaly (me).
      I've been known to reference oldies songs and twitch my head when somebody doesn't recognize "who calls the English teacher daddy-o" or something like that. So hey.

  • @ellenlewitt
    @ellenlewitt 3 года назад +42

    Ok. “Anar-kist” brand tuna? Oh no, you didn’t. Please give the writer of that joke a raise. Brilliant. Probably the wittiest thing I’ve heard all year!

  • @SUPERAFRASIABI89
    @SUPERAFRASIABI89 3 года назад +584

    “I don’t think science knows” person who claimed there were airports in 1776

    • @OhNoNotFrank
      @OhNoNotFrank 3 года назад +21

      Ofcourse there were airports in 1776! That's where they filmed the fake moon landing.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 3 года назад +25

      Also, the guy who's been outsmarted by an umbrella, TWICE! 🤭🤭🤭

    • @mrhanekoma86
      @mrhanekoma86 3 года назад +13

      And toilet paper

    • @brettlaird2221
      @brettlaird2221 3 года назад +3

      3 airport movies were made by 77. GOP propaganda lol.

    • @aking3624
      @aking3624 3 года назад +7

      😆😅🤣😄😃😂 and ramps, cups of water, large birds, gusts of wind (his candy floss hair)...

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 3 года назад +671

    “Sometimes she calls me Mr. President, but she’s only kidding.”
    We all wish we could make that joke

    • @jamesnicholson3658
      @jamesnicholson3658 3 года назад +24

      he is the joke

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 3 года назад +9

      I would rather be wiping toilets than be the president of the United States. Responsible for killing over 200.000 people and sending countless more out on the street wile everybody has the wright to own a gun. Noooo,.. thank you! 🤣

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim 3 года назад

      Artem Bentsionov ruclips.net/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/видео.html What are the dynasties of China?

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 3 года назад +15

      joke..no no...let's make it a realty ....throw the trash out November

    • @annemitchell6144
      @annemitchell6144 3 года назад +11

      He doesn't deserve the title I think it used to be one of respect and distinction not any more trump (doesn't deserve Capitols) has made the role one of mockery and disdain

  • @ChateauShack
    @ChateauShack 3 года назад +313

    I used to watch my favourite comedians making jokes at Trump's expense to cheer me up but it's not funny anymore - I'm really scared for my American neighbours.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 3 года назад

      Irene Veronica how did the guy get elected in the first place? Irene where is this country, where is the world going? Oh please give my videos a quick look thank you in advance.
      ruclips.net/video/96oQH3gFGQE/видео.html&authuser=0ruclips.net/video/xui9XmMyt8E/видео.html

    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack 3 года назад +4

      @OMINOID I wish I could help change things for you. I don't know what to do to prevent a civil war...

    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack 3 года назад +12

      @OMINOID You sure know how to castrate a conversation.

    • @diannehydern
      @diannehydern 3 года назад +4

      America has been dumbed down

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 3 года назад +2

      Thank You. So am I. trump is currently attempting to destroy our Democracy. trump is currently asking his followers to destroy our Democracy through the destruction of Voting.
      Please Pray and Protest trump, and VOTE trump OUT

  • @ceicli
    @ceicli 3 года назад +155

    My free take on Republicans: "Rules are for other people, not me!" How isn't that double standard?

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 3 года назад +26

      I've come to the conclusion that the difference between right and left is that the right is all about "Give *me* rights and freedoms", and the left is "Give everyone rights and freedoms".

    • @gilmanIII
      @gilmanIII 3 года назад +4

      Oh, it is. But the Repugnantcans don't give a $hit.

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 3 года назад +14

      @datboi don't need to. Got it right the first time.

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld 3 года назад +10

      Also "Rights are for me, not for other people!" They use the Second Amendment as a reason to carry machine guns, but they're terrified that someone might have a can of fish. What are they going to say next? "It's ok for Trump to gas people at a church so he can take a picture with a bible, but GASP THEY'RE OPENING A CAN OF SURSTROMMING!!!"

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 года назад +8

      World they’re all for the second amendment, right up until Black people have guns

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 3 года назад +213

    It was like open mic night at a klan rally, and Trump was hogging the mic.

    • @mercuryangel9223
      @mercuryangel9223 3 года назад +8

      THAT is exactly what I thought and those morons laughing at ANYTHING to pretend that this is 'making America great'!

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +3

      If it was in Fayetteville NC it was a Klan rally. The slave market in the roundabout in the middle of town is kept in mint condition. It's a disgusting place. I remember when I was a kid there was a big billboard with klansman outside of the city limits. Creepy af

    • @sitinowak
      @sitinowak 3 года назад +3

      David J : And people just listen and applaud. Something must be wrong, and that’s why he refers to his followers as disgusting. Listen to Woodward’s tape.

    • @rodnoble1269
      @rodnoble1269 3 года назад +1

      velt Ski pathetic content free bot/troll.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 3 года назад +157

    We need to vote in numbers that haven't been seen in decades. So such a landslide that any claim Trump makes is moot right out of the gate!

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 3 года назад +9

      +Turbid TG1 ~ He'll just say "nobody's ever seen numbers like these, proves it's rigged." There's no way to win this (I mean DT not making a power grab) - we can win the election, but it's going to be a painful slog through his bs.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 3 года назад +1

      That's won't stop him though. He will do everything he can to to nullify the election results should he lose.

    • @scottnunnemaker5209
      @scottnunnemaker5209 3 года назад +3

      So he can just claim that the overwhelming victory clearly show that there was voter fraud? He’s not just gonna believe that millions voted for someone else he can’t even admit that it happened in 2016 when he lost the popular vote by millions.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 года назад +3

      @@223Drone he already said it yesterday when a reporter asked him. There will be no peaceful
      Transition. He will nullify the ballots .,and continue his presidency . There are 3 red States one of which is Pennsylvania. He's got three Republicans who will declare him the winner in the electoral votes ,disregarding the ballots. 45 will not give up his power .,then he will locked up a lot of his enemies, journalist ,close cable tv stations ,and there goes the full blown dictatorship.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 3 года назад +3

      @@teresitauy5532 Yep Trump supporters like to accuse "the left" of being fascist while they themselves openly cheer and support it.

  • @Javmon9
    @Javmon9 3 года назад +108

    I wish every time someone called him Mr President they were only kidding.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 3 года назад +1

      He is the pretendident

  • @Joannefibracs9994
    @Joannefibracs9994 3 года назад +25

    So strange to see this rally; how many people will be gone by the end of the year in that crowd right now?

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 3 года назад +5

      What is strange is that so many supporters ARE WEARING MASKS and yet it does not "click" in their mind, 200,000+ dead in the U.S. alone, as it Leads the world in dying from the disease. India has 10 times the US population and NOT yet 100,000 dead (it is the poorest nation in the world and it is doing BETTER) than the Richest nation. China, which also has 10 times the population of the US has low numbers too because everyone wears a mask. It seems to work fine.

    • @virginiaoflaherty2983
      @virginiaoflaherty2983 3 года назад +4

      @@bunzeebear2973 Land of the free, home of the stupid.

  • @davidvillarreal4699
    @davidvillarreal4699 3 года назад +177

    "Anybody else?" -Donald J. Trump
    Are you serious? God help us all!

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 3 года назад +5

      God: "What're you looking at *me* for! I haven't been involved in this shitshow for over 2,000 years!"

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 3 года назад

      Any body else wanna be president ?

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 3 года назад

      @@garymingy8671 Never! Well, only if you're sure it'll get him out. (Pick a damn good VP.)

    • @lindaj5492
      @lindaj5492 3 года назад

      Lincoln Project: Trump just keeps giving you the very best soundbites!

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 3 года назад +2

      @jason cole First it was "The Clintons", then RBG, now Biden, is "Pedophile" just the catch-all insult for Republicans/Qanoners when they can't think of something substantive? Because that's the third damn time that accusation just came out of nowhere.

  • @montananerd8244
    @montananerd8244 3 года назад +25

    Stephen needs an award for best timing without an audience, I continue to be amazed by the technical skills he has honed over the years.

  • @Noone-of-your-Business
    @Noone-of-your-Business 3 года назад +52

    Just gotta love how Trump speaks about _going home_ as if it was an _achievement:_ "I tell you this: I go home all the time."
    Now where did I leave that vomit bucket...?

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 3 года назад +5

      As opposed to going to Stormy Daniels.

    • @bobkoure
      @bobkoure 3 года назад +5

      He also talks about passing a dementia-screening test as though it was something to brag about. They don't give those tests to people showing no signs of decline.

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 3 года назад +3

      @@bobkoure he's so clueless, it's unreal.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 3 года назад +26

    Hrrrrmmmmm, last time I checked “obliterated” was more than the minimum for not existing anymore...

  • @FUB654
    @FUB654 3 года назад +190

    He does not care about anything or anyone, duh. This is CLEARLY evident.

    • @Noctis666
      @Noctis666 3 года назад +2

      That is not true. He definitely cares at least about one person, himself.

    • @John-771
      @John-771 3 года назад +4

      He's created the Divided States of America.

    • @FUB654
      @FUB654 3 года назад +2

      @@Noctis666 you're correct, except himself.

    • @RandroidPrime
      @RandroidPrime 3 года назад +2

      vote.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 3 года назад +1

      ever notice how he always says "YOUR 2nd amendment"? he does that with a lot of things when talking to his fans.
      very slick way to continually put himself above the law, above the constitution, above The People.
      when this time in history us autopsied, it will be said that trump was a master of words. sounds ridiculous now, but his gaslighting and dog whistles and race baiting and seemingly incoherant rants and utterances are infused with meaning that is ambrosia to his minions.
      look closely at the answer he gave to the question of whether he will go along with the peaceful transfer of power- the lifeblood bedrock concept of democratic governments:
      We're going to have to see what happens. You know that. I've been complaining very strongly about the ballots. And the ballots are a disaster. Get rid of the ballots and you'll have a very peaceful - there won't be a transfer, frankly, there'll be a continuation. The ballots are out of control. You know it. And you know who knows it better than anybody else? The Democrats know it better than anybody else."
      translated: "No."

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 года назад +162

    "... bodily expulsions"
    Happens every time when Donnie speaks...

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 года назад +3

      Yep it's called verbal diarrhoea. 🗣💩

    • @funnyt-shirts7977
      @funnyt-shirts7977 3 года назад +1

      Vote!
      End of an error 2020: teespring.com/endofe4

    • @or1750
      @or1750 3 года назад

      I get an aneurysm and a mini-stroke w/a side of gastritis when Trump speaks.

  • @delphi-moochymaker62
    @delphi-moochymaker62 3 года назад +34

    "They haven't touched the Second Amendment because I'm here to block. It wouldn't be gone...but it would be obliterated". Obliterated - (destroy utterly; wipe out.) I'd like to get off this ride now.

  • @dsmyify
    @dsmyify 3 года назад +14

    Go vote! Now. Please America. Do the right thing.

    • @Monst3rP3nguin
      @Monst3rP3nguin 3 года назад +2

      I'm going to for sure, but I really feel like my vote is going to count for nothing living in a trump supporting town. Electoral College is going to overshadow my vote and any rural center right/center/left leaning individuals because of the huge mass of far right conservatives. I can't go down a single street here without being greeted to at least three trump-pence banners and flags. Hell people are still waving confederate flags around here. I'm white and I'm uncomfortable with seeing confederate flags, I can't imagine what our town's growing black/latino population feels when they see them. Honestly, I want to hope for the best and think my vote counts but I can't go honestly say I have any confidence in anything here anymore, where emotions triumph over facts and logic and we are steadily sliding towards authoritarianism.

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify 3 года назад +2

      @@Monst3rP3nguin ~ your vote will count.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 3 года назад

      @@Monst3rP3nguin I hear you. Long story short... I live in semi-rural Kentucky.

    • @demmyebooras8438
      @demmyebooras8438 3 года назад +1

      @@Monst3rP3nguin Every vote is so important! I have read this same comment SO MANY times. Just think about all of the people who are doubting and worrying their vote won't count! Everyone who is worrying must vote against him. It's critical. Plus, that was part of his strategy.
      HE (Trump) has been planting seeds of doubt with his words and actions for over a year now. HE is making you doubt the power of your vote. HE is making people doubt the process. HE is the one who recommended the new pseudo Postmaster General with zero govt/post office experience and told him to disassemble/destroy high-speed sort machines, cut overtime hours, and remove blue collection boxes. Ignore Trump and GO VOTE. Tell your friends the same. At least do it to stand up to him! You will feel better about all this mess. More and more people are seeing through him and his lies. He is a master of deception. Don't believe him and don't buy his used-car salesman tactics. Do your part and vote. There are a ton of possible results that can happen, but the votes will always be recorded for history! #VoteHimOut
      Also, peer pressure in neighborhoods/towns is real. I get it. I grew up in Louisiana and lived in Texas as adult, but many people are shifting their views across America. Some do it quietly because they don't want to cause fights within their families. Do it loudly or do it quietly, but DO IT! Vote Him Out! We deserve better. 🙌

  • @emanovska
    @emanovska 3 года назад +444

    I can't listen to that horrid man even when comedians are making fun of him.

    • @isthisjustfantasy7557
      @isthisjustfantasy7557 3 года назад +24

      He really is nauseating 😷

    • @gtaylor6937
      @gtaylor6937 3 года назад +32

      Me too - to watch Stephen's show and Trevor Noah, I have to mute the volume whenever Trump opens his mouth. I need the laughs but can't stomach the sound of his smutty voice.

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 3 года назад +21

      As soon as he opens his pie hole, the sound on the video, TV, or radio gets muted

    • @ra5928
      @ra5928 3 года назад +17

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 - That's why he's had to pay for sex all of his life. Even Stormy said it was the worst 90 seconds of her life.

    • @astara94
      @astara94 3 года назад +14

      EXACTLY you know that one older dude you knew as a teen who would say stuff like "You have really soft hands.." And like pat ypur knee and shit? THATS TRUMP eeugh 😷

  • @sp4nrs
    @sp4nrs 3 года назад +178

    The irony is that nobody in trumps crowd even knows where Italy is...

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 3 года назад +14

      Well, now I'm never going to see it either because we'll never be allowed out or into another country if Trump stays in position. It is sickening.

    • @roonilwazlib9877
      @roonilwazlib9877 3 года назад +13

      Sure they do, it’s at the Olive Garden!

    • @patrick111390
      @patrick111390 3 года назад +4

      Sp4nrs You’re an idiot.

    • @MrBswede
      @MrBswede 3 года назад +13

      Patrick Scheidegger Haha! That was brilliant! Oh, wait, you MEANT that!?!? Oh, the irony.

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 3 года назад +4

      @@patrick111390 they are an idiot? Checked your grammar lately? If you obviously didn't pass 2nd grade English class, I don't think you did so good in geography either. You probably think the only Rome is in NY.

  • @Petalumination
    @Petalumination 3 года назад +66

    “I’m like a lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers”. Yeah, but in your case, Don, it’s spelled 'Stealers'.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 года назад

      Bravo, Paul.
      Brav...
      ...o
      👏👏👏

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 3 года назад +1

      Paul Down TheHall. I am from Pittsburgh and there is a long standing rivalry between the Cleveland Browns and the Steelers. With the debate in Cleveland I am sure the audience is well aware of the players in the Steelers as well as this intense rivalry. It's a big deal. But it's a great pun. Thanks.

  • @barbarajemmett4162
    @barbarajemmett4162 3 года назад +6

    Seriously, right now, Colbert and Myers are the only men in America keeping me sane

  • @charliem7314
    @charliem7314 3 года назад +28

    I’m taking 20th century History this year, and every time I listen to the news, it’s just a series of “hey, That sounds familiar” and “wasn’t that the answer to a question on the test today”. It’s scary, learning about what and who started wars, and seeing those people and actions repeated in real time, right before your eyes.

  • @Jet-rx1ji
    @Jet-rx1ji 3 года назад +345

    “Sometimes she calls me Mr Douche and she’s not kidding”... none of us are.

    • @almanakamoto7122
      @almanakamoto7122 3 года назад

      Lq

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 года назад +3

      Yeah but if she did she wouldn't be using it as a insult but a literal comparison. As he's a thing that she believes she has to stick up inside her vagina every once in awhile for her health.

    • @TGo-n-Roscoe
      @TGo-n-Roscoe 3 года назад

      When you can't grab them by the p****, grab your Trump Tampons

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 3 года назад +1

      @@TGo-n-Roscoe Ouch and eewww!

  • @noseferachoo
    @noseferachoo 3 года назад +8

    I guess he really gets off on being called “sir.” 😜

  • @CDeeez94
    @CDeeez94 3 года назад +6

    We have to band together and vote this man out of office ASAP

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +68

    Ok.. no soup, no tuna.. so... we should throw cans of goya beans, then?
    Noted.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +1

      Don't throw your food at cops. Millions of Trump supporters are starving so let them have it!

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 3 года назад

      He's full of beans and the only soup he's able to throw is dehydrated, comes in pouches.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 года назад

      Good one!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 года назад +100

    Actually, the respectful thing to do is to wait till Biden makes the pick!

  • @Eriochrom3
    @Eriochrom3 3 года назад +8

    Stephen’s outrage at finding iced tea in his liquor flask is the highlight of my day

  • @billsteinkamp2051
    @billsteinkamp2051 3 года назад +23

    Imagine a country with a segment of the population that listens to an insane pathological liar, risking theirs lives in the process.

    • @artos1955
      @artos1955 3 года назад +1

      Bill Steinkamp 1930’s Germany.

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 3 года назад +1

      No imagining about it. I'm living in it. Please send help.

  • @Juniper122
    @Juniper122 3 года назад +13

    I don’t even recognize this place anymore

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 3 года назад +30

    Today I found out:
    1) SC Justice Trimble died August 15, 1828, 67 days before the next election. Adams lost reelection but tried to nominate Crittenden On Dec 17. The nomination was rejected and *reserved for newly elected Jackson.*
    2) SC Justice Milton announced his retirement on September 7, 1956, 53 days before the election. Eisenhower nominated Brennen Jan 14 *after he had won the reelection.*
    3) SC Taney died October 12, 1864, 27 days before the election. Lincoln nominated Chase on December 6, *after he had won the election.*
    Turns out, in the past, there were at least some politicians who had principles they stood by. Too bad *real* honor and integrity are no longer an integral part of politics today.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +5

      Eisenhower and Harding both nominated liberal Justices. Eisenhower nominated Chief Justice Warren, a republican, whom oversaw one of the most liberal Supreme Courts in history. Eisenhower picked Justice Warren because he knew Democrats are Republicans both would respect him and he would do what's correct for the country.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад

      Eisenhower

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +3

      Correct, Eisenhower can't be compared to Trump. He was a decorated veteran, a patriot and a man of honor. He selected a supreme court justice who won universal approved and served with distinction.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 года назад +1

      @@pakde8002 -- Not universal approval, by any means. You're probably too young to remember the John Birch Society's "Impeach Earl Warren" campaign in the '50s and '60s, but believe me, there were actual billboards with that slogan on them along a lot of highways. Why impeach him? My guess is that Brown v. Board of Education was the major driver there.

    • @loyi-kyong
      @loyi-kyong 3 года назад +3

      Great research. Tx.

  • @buicia1130
    @buicia1130 3 года назад +65

    Isn’t his son in law Jewish? He’s in it for himself too, right? Melania called him Sir because he pays for her service, that’s why, surprise??? Shouldn’t be.

    • @michaelmunchie
      @michaelmunchie 3 года назад

      Being a past alter boy and someone who has been to religious school I believe on a personal note that anyone who is Christian is also half7 Jewish the reason why I said that is because if you believe in the Old Testament and the New Testament which is The Bible itself , we are taught both sides of the book so I believe that all christians and catholics are somewhat half Jewish 1/2 Christian. I like to think that Jesus Christ was the gym more son of 0 he was unique to say the very least so I leave it to you and what you may think or what your thoughts or I would love to hear your thoughts about the have a good day

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 3 года назад

      @@michaelmunchie Nope. Jews are our own people. What you wrote here is very offensive. Christians are not "somewhat half Jewish." Christians are not bound by our 613 commandments! We believe in only one testament, not the Koran or any other book you might mention. As for Kushner, he is Jewish and Ivanka - like her husband's brother's model-wife - she was given a Lookstein conversion (make of that what you will: Lookstein has a well-earned reputation for converting wealthy congregants's girlfriends).

    • @michaelmunchie
      @michaelmunchie 3 года назад

      @@jeffblack8457 But if Jesus was a jew , and a Rabbi at that , Christianity is just a more modern forn of Judaism. Where Jesus follow the word of Moses, Christians follow the words of Christ aka Jesus

  • @sidecarural
    @sidecarural 3 года назад +89

    Only, there is NOT a town in Italy named “CORONA”

    • @TheJaironman99
      @TheJaironman99 3 года назад +4

      BUT there is a town called Mezzocorona: literally half (=mezzo) crown (=corona)

    • @macforme
      @macforme 3 года назад +6

      ...but there IS one in California

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 3 года назад +2

      nor Mexico.Ah" The Tallahassee trail...."

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 года назад

      No that's a place in snoop dogs fridge...
      This was a bit about how snoop dogg did a corona beer ad... I was getting no love so I figured maybe explain it... Out of a bit of desperation as I seem to be the only one who enjoyed this joke...

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 года назад +2

      There's a beer brand here in Germany (I think it's from Austria) called "Corona", because the brewery it comes from has a crown as a logo.

  • @fusiongod5004
    @fusiongod5004 3 года назад +92

    "Read my contract!"
    "i'm aware."
    Bless his people.

    • @EllRiver
      @EllRiver 3 года назад +4

      XD It is in his conrtact!

    • @Gurrla
      @Gurrla 3 года назад +3

      😂

  • @gnothiseauthon6045
    @gnothiseauthon6045 3 года назад +120

    Even his wife is just kidding calling him President

  • @kleptomaniacal
    @kleptomaniacal 3 года назад +2

    The iced tea bit is literally the only thing that's made me smile this week. Thank you Stephen.

  • @willlewis153
    @willlewis153 3 года назад +5

    Doomscrolling is the best word to describe that feeling. Definitely needs to be in the dictionary

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 года назад +106

    Let’s see Trump is threatening not to leave if he loses, Louisville is exploding, and we have the most insane debate in history in only days

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 3 года назад +4

      Welcome to Wednesday

    • @walterd7331
      @walterd7331 3 года назад +11

      @Laura Zaboraski And this all happening on Obama's/Biden's watch! Sad.

    • @jrg770
      @jrg770 3 года назад +2

      @@walterd7331 Lol !!!!!!!

    • @tg5951
      @tg5951 3 года назад +3

      He wishes he would be the last President! Dictator!

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 3 года назад +5

      The Marines will kick his ass , I don't think he knows...

  • @driesvdc2
    @driesvdc2 3 года назад +33

    I dread the day the show goes back to the theatre - Evie's and the crew's giggles are far better than the captive laughter of a studio audience

    • @terranovarain6570
      @terranovarain6570 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @33lex55
      @33lex55 3 года назад +3

      Stephen and Trevor Noah have made it work for them; much better in these intimate settings. Bill Maher fails 'bigly' without the orchestrated laughter. John Oliver has found his own way, and that works, too.

    • @willowmoon5063
      @willowmoon5063 3 года назад +1

      Agreed 👍 I'm diggin' this set up

  • @muraalia
    @muraalia 3 года назад +21

    I'm surprised Trump knows a tuna brand. When, how and why has he ever seen a can of tuna?

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 3 года назад +3

      Someone tossed it at him? Or hid an open can in his car?

    • @billsoo306
      @billsoo306 3 года назад +2

      Bumble Bee tuna said in 2018 that the Trump tariffs on China would be devastating to business. I guess that got them put on his "enemies" list.

  • @xtalviper
    @xtalviper 3 года назад +21

    "...Or horning publicly after your own daughter."
    This is where we're at.

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 3 года назад +176

    "Im not a racist; I am an equal opportunity hater." ~Donald J. Trump.

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek 3 года назад +3

      Difference is he doesn't hate white people because they are white.

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt 3 года назад

      @@jstnsmutek Indeed. When he looks in the mirror he thinks, "Deez NUTS". He's not hating on himself.

    • @camille9803
      @camille9803 3 года назад +1

      Am I the only one who mutes the parts where Trump speaks? I can't her his voice. It's seriously traumatizing.

    • @donsachse
      @donsachse 3 года назад

      Except for rich people and maybe those who brown nose.

    • @DrakeyC
      @DrakeyC 3 года назад +2

      He really is. He loves anyone who kisses his ass and hates anyone who calls him out on his bull.

  • @annacarr9579
    @annacarr9579 3 года назад +47

    This show is one of the few things keeping me sane during this crazy time.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 3 года назад

      Too bad it's all leftist propaganda, the only thing they do is critisize trump and don't criticize Biden for using a teleprompter to answer questions from the press.

    • @checkmate3361
      @checkmate3361 3 года назад +4

      Why the F**k are you here then?

    • @annacarr9579
      @annacarr9579 3 года назад +5

      @@mainheim2061 well let me just say I'm so glad you came and watched this show because you watching it is promoting it in the RUclips algorithm and the ads you watched before the video are providing the show with revenue. So nice of you to show support in such a round about way :)

    • @timberho3935
      @timberho3935 3 года назад +2

      Dont worry about the drama and uncertainty outside your parameters. Everything's cool.

    • @kahaanvyas1531
      @kahaanvyas1531 3 года назад +3

      @@mainheim2061 Then don't watch it...go back to Fox and OANN!

  • @gilmanIII
    @gilmanIII 3 года назад +2

    "This is ice tea!" LOL Thanks for the laugh Steven!

  • @jeffcook5998
    @jeffcook5998 3 года назад +5

    Seems like the ones that take the most never gives anything back and if they do they just complain about it

  • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
    @a_random_voice_in_the_void 3 года назад +136

    Nothing says, "I'm pro-individualism/anti-collectivism." like standing around, wearing the same hat as a bunch of other yahoos.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 3 года назад +10

      Have you ever heard a more communist phrase than:
      'Where we go one we go all'.
      ...?!

    • @MrAussieJules
      @MrAussieJules 3 года назад +1

      Mmm bollocks. The real fascists are BLM brownshirts going round telling diners to raise their fist and follow the marxist cult, cancel culture 1984, sjws, msm, most academia, antifa etc etc.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 3 года назад +8

      because their all about conformity and uniformity. like when the bitch and moan about state and individual rights and then usurp them at the federal level.

    • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
      @a_random_voice_in_the_void 3 года назад +7

      @@MrAussieJules Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of waiting for the next "Q drop" to bless us with your perspective.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 3 года назад +3

      @@MrAussieJules Wow, you have all the buzzwords! Pity you can't string them together into a coherent thought.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 3 года назад +110

    *PLOT TWIST:* When Trump told the story about the First Lady, he was talking about First Lady Lindsey Graham, not Melanie. We've all heard him call Trump "Sir" and "Mr. President" on TV; now we know he does it in the bedroom too.
    When Melanie was asked about Trump's crowd size, she just slipped on her "I really don't care, do you?" coat, and ran from his bedroom.

    • @susanduquette477
      @susanduquette477 3 года назад +5

      Lol you think Melania shares a bedroom with him.I highly doubt she won’t even hold his hand.🇨🇦

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 3 года назад +6

      @@susanduquette477 Oh, I don't really think they share a bedroom, I only meant she ran from his bedroom. 😉 Actually I think it's a well known fact that they have separate bedrooms. That's one of the few things I actually respect her for.

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 3 года назад +10

      Suzy Q 😉 I think it’s bc he lies about talking to Melania. She hates him too. So he’s gonna tell his fake-ass story, as per usual, but he screws up. He’s so used to lying about the generals breathlessly coming up to him, calling him sir, sir.🙄 Then he’s gotta cover HIS OWN LIE, with more lies. Silly twit. But sure, it’s Biden that has syphilitic dementia.😒

    • @ellens8352
      @ellens8352 3 года назад +1

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @ohioplayer-bl9em
      @ohioplayer-bl9em 3 года назад

      You sound like a homophobe.
      You don't like the gays peoples?
      Orange man BAD 🤣😂🤣😂😔

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 3 года назад +6

    “Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?”
    - W.C. Fields

  • @julianwaugh968
    @julianwaugh968 3 года назад +3

    Police should have the same requirements under law as the rest of us .
    They should be held in jail and have their day in court.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +97

    "Yes, he went sh*t-house crazy..."
    Would have been a great time to bring back the no pooping sign.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад +26

    Unfortunately, I have to remove “Pooping in New York public transport” off of my bucket list. Sad! 😁

    • @grapatin
      @grapatin 3 года назад +4

      There is no prohibition against pooping in and around Trump Tower, tho.

    • @Leelz247
      @Leelz247 3 года назад +5

      I wonder if bringing an actual bucket would be an acceptable workaround.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 года назад +3

      Or, you can _add_ 'getting arrested for...' _to_ your bucket list. Glad I could help.

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 3 года назад +2

      😅

  • @jeffcook5998
    @jeffcook5998 3 года назад +8

    public transportation is really in the toilet, well maybe not the only thing.... I still miss the Colbert Report and Corona reminds me of a beer

  • @1dgram
    @1dgram 3 года назад +2

    4:35 Wow, look at that density packed super spreading crowd.

  • @maxcovfefe
    @maxcovfefe 3 года назад +135

    I'm not looking for bad news. Trump just keeps happening.

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim 3 года назад

      Max Covfefe ruclips.net/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/видео.html What are the dynasties of China? 3minutes english video of Chinese history for dummies

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lordshadow3822
      @lordshadow3822 3 года назад

      Been 4 years T.T

  • @devlinburgess2463
    @devlinburgess2463 3 года назад +149

    "It may even be gone, but at minimum obliterated."
    No matter how much time has passed, Trump always finds a new way to mangle the English language. It's like saying "your husband might be wounded, but at the very least, he's been maimed."

    • @dhilster1978
      @dhilster1978 3 года назад +1

      The Don and bunker Joe are all cut from the same cloth. Trump always finds a way to mangle English and Joe always finds a new way to sniff hair (a true shampoo sommelier some may say).

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot 3 года назад +8

      Also putting out the fear that somehow Democrats are just going to wipe away Amendments, which takes YEARS to do if at all. Nothing but pandering. He's got nothing else.

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim 3 года назад

      Devlin Burgess ruclips.net/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/видео.html What are the dynasties of China?

    • @cero2277
      @cero2277 3 года назад

      Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong

    • @melodieharris1186
      @melodieharris1186 3 года назад

      @@cero2277 and your just a racist🤷🤷

  • @ellebee42
    @ellebee42 3 года назад +3

    Stephen's country boy is on full display- he knew what that was instantly! 🤣

  • @zombiasnow15
    @zombiasnow15 3 года назад +1

    Hahahaha! Steven you kill me!! So glad you're around ..and Evie too!
    Stay Safe everyone

  • @canoegirl6335
    @canoegirl6335 3 года назад +239

    Comedy aside, it’s heartbreaking to see this President literally destroying America right in front of our eyes.

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 3 года назад +26

      It is,.. but at the same time its like getting a curtain lifted about what America really is. Sure isn't the movie version. To think that we let these idiots have nuclear weapons. 😯

    • @leaharchambault5796
      @leaharchambault5796 3 года назад +24

      and frightening how far his cult followers will go to rationalize each corrupt action. sick.

    • @barratales8793
      @barratales8793 3 года назад +6

      Yea and barrack, Hillary, bill they were all saints aye? 😅 a vote between two evils is still voting for evil. I'd rather trump over Biden I prefer my children's hair un-sniffed 🤣

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 3 года назад +4

      @@barratales8793 At this point I would rather give the nukes to Putin. See if you can't manage pick out a politician out of the line up next time will ya.

    • @ben_jammin9470
      @ben_jammin9470 3 года назад +18

      Barra Tales, love that “yeah my guy is a piece of shit but Democrats weren’t perfect either” argument.

  • @paullie1963
    @paullie1963 3 года назад +23

    Can anyone tell me the difference between "Gone" but at the "very least obliterated"? LOLOL

  • @Caenui
    @Caenui 3 года назад +1

    Hey Stephen!! it's not just the ppl of america watching your show! Germany loves to watch you as well!!

  • @melanyblove
    @melanyblove 3 года назад +1

    Dr. Colbert you look 10 years younger! THANK YOU for all your work

  • @skabadabadam5015
    @skabadabadam5015 3 года назад +137

    He is like a character from South Park. Could it be, that Trump actually is Cartman's father?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 года назад +9

      No, because we know who Cartman's father is.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 3 года назад +2

      id believe it, id believe that trump is a robot operated by Cartman even more

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick 3 года назад +3

      Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. -Mark Twain (who is currently turning over in his grave)

    • @mspeggylee4214
      @mspeggylee4214 3 года назад

      tRUMP = Cartman

    • @Noone-of-your-Business
      @Noone-of-your-Business 3 года назад +1

      Actually, I blame South Park's recent cancellation on Trump. I mean, how do you produce a show that exaggerates wildly for a living in a reality that is so bat shit crazy that it is nigh impossible to exaggerate it any further?

  • @victorarredondo304
    @victorarredondo304 3 года назад +32

    1K comments is not going to do anything. You have to vote

    • @tamarae3711
      @tamarae3711 3 года назад +3

      PLEASE VOTE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 3 года назад +2

      yes

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 3 года назад

      Donate, volunteer, talk to family and friends about how horrible trump is!

  • @wickedceltics
    @wickedceltics 3 года назад

    Cheers, Colbert Nation! Aces, Stephen. xx

  • @seanbohan9491
    @seanbohan9491 3 года назад

    Thanks Stephen! Your explanation and demonstration of softening book pages before the "big wipe" is an excellent tip! Thanks again, and I'm on my way to the MTA!

  • @jarkenmer
    @jarkenmer 3 года назад +25

    "Who put iced tea in my liquor flask?... read my contract."
    "I'm aware."

  • @kbg3776
    @kbg3776 3 года назад +30

    if another 4 years for the bunker boy, we may need to place its big-fat-face-photo in every home , this may become the rule in order........Vote....

    • @timluther3431
      @timluther3431 3 года назад

      America is a giant gun == doubt it ever be like north korea. It'll be what its always been predicted to become --- 20% Super Rich == 80%Lawless , fight for your life type of shit. I don't support either side,, Demo's don't have any real answers either. Be Rich,, or Be dead= new American logo

  • @MrRackel21
    @MrRackel21 3 года назад +1

    Oh, the desperation ! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 3 года назад +1

    Do people think that this article will change anyone's mind? How the hell is anyone undecided by this point? There is no bottom to how many despicable things he can say!

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby 3 года назад +47

    Stephen: WHO PUT ICED TEA IN MY LIQUOR FLASK?! (points at employee) READ MY CONTRACT!!!
    Employee: I'm aware.

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 года назад +6

      I just appreciate that they went to the length of putting iced tea rather than water in the flask since iced tea is regularly used as the fake whisky you see on TV shows.

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 3 года назад +1

      Hold that fish sandwich, I changed my mind! I meant under the 2nd grade IQ. - That's Donald Trump.

  • @marisawright2224
    @marisawright2224 3 года назад +16

    How much did it cost to taxpayers for 278 visits to golf course which Trump took since his inauguration ?
    141 millions!

  • @FrenchwithBasu
    @FrenchwithBasu 3 года назад

    You were the best, you are the best, Stephen Colbert! ♥♥♥

  • @tyguy5291
    @tyguy5291 3 года назад +7

    Has any president ever given a statement on soup? God his brain is mush

  • @erinangel9452
    @erinangel9452 3 года назад +68

    Another word he doesn't know the definition of: Obliterated.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 3 года назад +161

    Donnie, the stand up comedy president. His audience ain't too tough. Say any dumb thing and it gets a big laugh.

    • @ohioplayer-bl9em
      @ohioplayer-bl9em 3 года назад +2

      And you laugh at the same orange man bad jokes for thousands of times. Like a well trained globalist. Orange man bad! 😂🤣😂

    • @johno7617
      @johno7617 3 года назад +7

      Vote Blue

    • @thecensae
      @thecensae 3 года назад +2

      @@ohioplayer-bl9em 🧂🎺🤣

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 3 года назад +7

      sleep with dogs and wake up with fleas...trump fleas

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim 3 года назад +2

      russell campbell ruclips.net/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/видео.html What are the dynasties of China?

  • @BrilliantBuffoons
    @BrilliantBuffoons 3 года назад +1

    LOL the nervous offscreen “I...I’m aware” killed me

  • @domb8448
    @domb8448 3 года назад

    Yay.. He called it 'THE' Late Show' again.... Welcome back Ste.. XXXX

  • @MrDino1953
    @MrDino1953 3 года назад +225

    Never understood why Americans say “tuna fish”. I mean what other forms of tuna exist? Tuna cow?

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 3 года назад +30

      This is a brilliant business idea. You could totally sell that. Beef in a can, call it tuna cow.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 года назад +23

      tuna piano.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 года назад +41

      @@scottbecker4367 I want to start a brand of canned chicken and call it "tuna of the land"

    • @catzmeeow
      @catzmeeow 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonathanzubia5132
      @jonathanzubia5132 3 года назад +5

      @@catzmeeow this whole thread is funny. I love it.

  • @williampreller6387
    @williampreller6387 3 года назад +23

    Each and every journalist there should repeat the question until he answers or walks.

    • @andrewbesso4257
      @andrewbesso4257 3 года назад +2

      So he'll walk, then complain about nasty reporters and "gotcha" questions.

    • @guidobit
      @guidobit 3 года назад

      You will like this Brent Peller:
      www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/01/10/trumps-ambassador-to-netherlands-was-asked-to-name-a-person-burned-because-of-islam-he-couldnt/
      Look for the video of the press conference of Hoekstra on RUclips, it's hilarious.

  • @stevechambers8997
    @stevechambers8997 3 года назад +3

    "The internet is 99% doom" 🤣

  • @mariapacker2250
    @mariapacker2250 3 года назад +1

    Oh Steve what a giggle and laugh all the way to Napier NZ. Love it. 😂

  • @I2ocker89
    @I2ocker89 3 года назад +9

    so glad Stephen says it out loud for people to hear. This is so crazy

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 3 года назад +115

    What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
    The letter 'F'

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 3 года назад +2

      Nice, ur Majesty.😃 I legit giggled.

    • @tomitstube
      @tomitstube 3 года назад +6

      had to think about that one a couple secs. i was off in a different direction, but yeah "lying pig" is dead on. pathological lying pig at that.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 года назад +2

      You know why he prefers chick peas?
      Because you can't make a garbanzo bean!

    • @ronaldmatthews7361
      @ronaldmatthews7361 3 года назад

      Being labeled a racist in today's society is much like being labeled a witch in Salem, Massachusetts during the 1600s. No evidence is required. It had become a weapon used to destroy people's lives and reputations simply because you disagree with them. The mobs of ignorant rioters, looters and protesters will eat it up so long as it fits their narrative of victimhood.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 3 года назад

      Bide

  • @missoula2213
    @missoula2213 3 года назад +23

    "I'm perhaps the biggest creep."
    - Trump

  • @lindaolsen593
    @lindaolsen593 3 года назад

    You are great. You MAKE me laugh, when the world makes me cry.

  • @lunarknight6471
    @lunarknight6471 3 года назад +76

    Trumps rallies are more like entertaining the crowd ,then talking about what he would do for our country.

    • @noahludford3667
      @noahludford3667 3 года назад +1

      Captain odvious award goes to.....

    • @bmac85north
      @bmac85north 3 года назад +8

      The sad part is there are people who think he's entertaining to begin with!! Those are his not so bright base babies who are easily entertained like a 2 yr old!!

    • @jimcarter4929
      @jimcarter4929 3 года назад

      Easily entertained.

    • @strickingJAH
      @strickingJAH 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you idolatre 🤡🤡🤡

    • @strickingJAH
      @strickingJAH 3 года назад

      @@jimcarter4929 trump show the best in the world🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @margaretthompson6391
    @margaretthompson6391 3 года назад +21

    Wait til you see who he pardons when leaving office.

    • @gilmanIII
      @gilmanIII 3 года назад +3

      Any and everyone convicted of a Federal crime. That way he can be the Boss of a REALLY big crime family.

  • @sv8911
    @sv8911 3 года назад

    Thanks again, Stephen, for keeping it real.

  • @katicabogar24
    @katicabogar24 3 года назад +2

    Yessss, Long Island ice tea!!!