Trump Falsely Claims Victory After Crazy Election Night
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Jimmy talks about Election Night carrying into today, the polls being wrong again, Trump’s 2AM declaration that he won the election and claiming four states that hadn’t been called yet, astonishment that after four years of everything Trump has done people still wanted to vote for him, newscasters being angry about Trump’s remarks, Trump not handling the news that he's losing very well, and an all-new Political Edition of Mean Tweets.
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People been saying “Trump 2020” for years, never knew it was an expiration date
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I personally support Trump, but God damn this comment is golden
OOOHH!!!
ROAST LEVEL: 100%
Haha😂👏
Funny how he’s quick to file a lawsuit but not his taxes.
LMAO 🤣
haha!
Trump2020
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@@rileysnow1303 SALTY
Boy do I love living in Canada.
Lucky
Amen !!
Watch the video man
Same lol
You said it!!
Jimmy going off, but serious, everyone should be fed up, yet still almost half voted Trump really upsets me.
That's democracy.
Americans lmao
Karens lol
Yep and well do it again
40% loves Trump - more political sick people than Covid 19 sick.
Losing a vote count is unfair? Trump is 3.5 million votes behind
Right!?
What world are you living in bruh look at facts trump 2020
@@Collin-fr9nz It's over... Trump 2024 maybe but no Trump 2020 for you this year..
@@Collin-fr9nz 4 million votes behind now. Trump has never told the truth in his evil life
@@patsmith6405 those 4million votes are from California. Look at the rest of the country, that difference in "Popular Vote" is coming mostly from one State.
The jokes in the first 3 minutes were so on point I had to stop and comment
Omg it’s t milly 😭
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*YOURE NO LONGER RELEVANT, YOUR CHANNEL IS DEAD*
Really is this comedy? I haven’t heard one funny thing.
Most of it was so wrong ,only an blind idiot would laugh about it
*I am so disgusted at the fact this election is close wtf is wrong with half Americans?*
@some horse biden?
Bruhster How's he a racists? Because of the crime bill from 25 years ago that he says was a mistake that he regrets?
Half of us are realizing, and mourning. Trump has two groups of people who follow him - first is poor uneducated voters : they have been manipulated and lied to, but they believe it. The other group is rich elitist greedy assholes.
The guy screaming nonsense in his BBQ, BEER, FREEDOM tank and chin diaper on is the the embodiment of Trump Supporters.
And a good example of why America needs more funding for mental health care.
If you were older i would ask you're dm, you have got some sense
@@shable1436 cringe
@Amy Kidd take your* meds and put your helmet back on, sweaty.
@Amy Kidd LOL *your
I'm just pissed that McConnell and Graham still have jobs
Same!
I know - looks like Moscow Mitch gets to keep control of the Senate, so we know that absolutely nothing that Biden/Harris and the Dems propose for the next two years will even get looked at. Trump may go, but Trumpism is still well and truly alive and kicking .
@@LeoDragon34 Damn, you are so right. Moscow Mitch is very vindictive. Maybe he will have a heart attack; he looks like he has one foot in the grave anyway.
I know, WTF, right?.....
Yup, he's looking for stimulus talks, since their broke, they need to rob the people again.
“This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....”
I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄
Lol!
itself*
Damn🤣🤣🤣🤣
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LMAO!! but you are right..
Trump to his his supporters: Vote in Person! Don't mail in your votes!
Trumpets: okay.
Trump Later: Why is the dump of mail in ballots almost all democrats? Rigged!
Lacking some critical thinking skills there bud
They really aren't the brightest bunch...
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Is it rigged lol
Good point!
There's no way America could have taken four more years of Terrible Trump! No freakin' way!
"Where were we? What was the last question?" There is at least one man in complete emotional control in America. Love him.
@russell how are you doing
I fear for his final days in office. He will be so petty
Bernie literally predicted this would happen Exactly as it did 😮
Bernie should have had balls and not let dementia joe take it to the finish!
Bernie should have had the balls to finish....again
Far earlier, so did Bill Maher. In fact, he said as much soon after inauguration.
@DANI S literally not even hard to assume this would happen
Jimmy... you are so correct to call out and be confused by how almost 49% of Americans still voted for Trump. The other 51% of us are just as shocked. True
They’ve drank the kool-aid fed by Trump, Fox News and right wing media.
@krm702 and this is the type of thinking that will drive us into the next civil war. Hopefully there are enough intelligent democrats who realize the danger and will take stepa to soften the loss instead of taunting the other half of the population. At least those moticated by reason and not emotions
Well you gotta consider the people who can’t vote who don’t support Trump or just don’t vote I have a few coworkers who hate Trump but didn’t go vote smh
@@samuelallan7452 I'm not American but the worst comments and insults I've seen on yt have come from Trump supporters. No-one knew how this election was going to pan out but some conservatives out there are taking things too far right now. In an election the votes get counted and you either win or lose. Democrats have always accepted defeat gracefully, even Al Gore.
@@ksc743 accepted defeat. Yah right
I'm with you Jimmy , as a Canadian I don't swing to either party obviously . As a outsider I can't imagine how any human being with " common sense" can vote for Trump in any way. It boggles every mind outside of the U.S.
It’s because what mainstream says about trump is nothing but twisted lies and cut clips without context.
Cause supporting Trump is a cult...
now you see?
Remember when Trump said if you do more testing you'll find more covid19 cases. Today he says if you count more ballots you'll find more votes.
Next he'll say every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by💀💀
More votes for Biden thank God!
@@Faerieshimmer yea all the upcoming votes are from vote from mail and it's mostly democratic votes.
Thee best comment 😂🤣
@Lucid- truth be born I don't think you're following what's going on.
I hope Biden yells "YOU'RE FIRED" on his victory speech.
YES
He didn’t😭😭😭
Too much class.
As a Canadian, do you know how embarrassed we were for you guys the past 4 years?
Sorry.
Not even close to how embarrassed we have been. I am ashamed to be an American.
I was embarrassed too as an American.
I feel the second hand embarrassment
As a Canadian abroad I often had to explain to people:
"No that's not our president, we don't have a president, we have another idiot in charge"
Who’s here when Biden’s already won
why does it matter? or you're just looking for likes?
Meeeee. Lol
fraud
Roger That 😆
@@N.A525 lets go brandon
"I feel like I over estimated the American people"
Yap, I'm on the outside looking in, but on behalf of the rest of the world, the closeness of these results....we worry that maybe your problem is not ONLY Trump
Omg it is not!!! We have a big education (or lack of education) problem ..along with other issues but yes, there are other problems brewing that need immediate attention too.
We are a very divided country
That's exactly my feeling too. Unfortunately I'm here in the USA and really can't believe it myself. It's frightening. After everything to still have that loyal of a following is extremely worrisome. People are either that gullible/stupid or just plain sick.
“This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....”
I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄
I don't even recognize this country anymore and I've been here 70 years.
Refresh my memory... did Trump complain about the 33 million mail in votes that came in during the 2016 election? No?
he’s clawing for an inch, and he’s getting nothing. I love it.
As a member of the hypocritical - oops, Republican - party... no.
@@moi01887 i’ve never seen someone so power hungry than trump. if you don’t see what he’s doing here, I feel terribly sorry for you
No because he was winning, but when he isn't winning he comes up with bs and lies even more
@Amy Kidd Shut up, Amy
Him saying he will claim a win even as a loser was the only thing he ever told us he would do that was truthful
Amen, you would think we would get sick of these self righteous cops, who think they know all , see all ,everyone is wrong they are always right .and basically i have the badge and gun, what are you going to do about it. and simply put they forget their place. and its not the top of the totem pole its as servants to the people ,and not an agenda. that only benefits them. just the simple fact that they can use hearsay and assumptions as law enforcement should clue you in on their agenda. you are eyeballed as a walking A.T.M. machine. and in most cases as soon as the summons lands on the judges bench your guilty . the days of your day in court has become lets make a deal show.and the deal isn't to benefit you its all one sided. they are betting you don't have the time or money to fight it. and the state claims in allot of cases that they are the victim. sounds like nazism to me. all for the state.if you don't agree then you will be silenced and put in jail.And Gov. wonders why people don't trust the justice system and its agents. nothing changes .
I prefer the 2am declaration that ballots might be 'found' at 4am. Like Babe Ruth.
@@elik.webber7630 - You are absolutely right.
I am glad Biden will win but I feel sorry for him for having to inherit this huge mess Trump is leaving behind.
A huge mess it is. I pray 45 just goes away but he's no gentleman so here we are. He's still crying about his loss over a year later. Why do they keep giving him air time is beyond me...
"I feel like I overestimated the American people". Yep me too. I naievely thought after all the outrageous things Trump has done over the last 4 years he would lose in a landslide. I feel so sorry for the 70 million+ sensible people that live among the 67 million+ Trumpists.
You and me both. I was one of the 70 million and sad that the other half still wants the madman.
@@chochonero341 fascist propaganda's a hell of a drug.
The USA is not fit to lead the world - nearly half of the USA are racist. I've been misled by good people like you into believing all of America is made up of good people. Time you guys fixed your democracy and also did something against the rampant racism. (of course, you'd be right to ask me to do the same for my own country, India)
@@mohanvvip fair to say no single country is perfect but we in the US of fascism have show how far gone we can become on a national scale as quickly as is possible
Its mind boggling to me too. I have to attribute his followers to cultists. Its the only sensible answer I can come to. There are many psychological aspects to Trumps berating attitude. You yell something at a child or one with a child-like mind enough times and they will remember and repeat what you say. As a country we really shouldnt be surprised with how low we are as a nation in education
When he says Frankly, he’s getting ready to lie
And whenever he says the word “millions”, he’s either wildly overplaying or underplaying the actual statistic he’s talking about
Whenever he opens his mouth, he’s getting ready to lie.
@@fredfonebone5108 that’s a better way of putting it, yes
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Beat me to it Fred
...Also when he says, "Incredible"
The fact that it's a close one sends a shiver down my spine
I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep.
His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.
Our country was built on slavery..
"keep counting where I'm losing, stop counting where I'm winning" - kids are more logical than this carrot
and he was the us president . still dont understand.. believe it's the real world
This weeks lotto numbers are... 28...
Trump: “I’ve won!”
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Stop counting! I have 28
Ha! Nice
Lmao you made me actually lol
I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep.
His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.
To many morons, not really studying the person they vote for and following a pided piper who has an agenda.
Because Trump is crap, but the democrats have largely been on an extreme, as well. They would probably have done much better with a more moderate message. They really shot themselves in the foot.
Right!! This numbers don't add up?.
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@Percy Stonewall definitely looking forward to that new netflix series
My sentiments exactly Jimmy. I am saddened and shocked that this election is so close. Have we sunk so far as nation that people do not know what is wrong and what is right. What is good and what is bad. Has our moral compass gotten so far off track that we no longer care about one another and treat people as we want to be treated. I pray Trump is out soon so we can restore decency back in the White House.
The Biden crime syndicate is, decent?
@@theoutlander2873 what crimes?
@@theoutlander2873 lets just ignore the last 4 years.
Must of everyone voting trump out thinks Biden is going to do better. Did you know what Biden was going to do. Please do research your votes matter
Same here... I am more than shocked at how close the election has been. It’s unbelievable how many people willingly ignore everything Trump has done wrong to focus on everything they believe he’s done right which is nothing really. Unless I’m missing something.
That 30 seconds of Jimmy listing everything Trump has done illegally was on point 👌
Drop the time
4:52
…..and it’s completely astounding how many people fell for the grift. It’s embarrassing.
The guy at the 4 minute mark. I feel terrible for his kids.
Hope that he doesn't have any kids
Must have been some good beer
For a guy whose motto is BBQ, Beer and Freedom I would expect he'd be brimming with happiness.
Some people you can look at and ya just know they believe in bigfoot and love Trump
Unfortunately, there are millions of those trump parrots
I can’t wait to see him walk his ass out the White House door
I want to save that picture...we might have to drag his delusional a** out...
Kelsey Linn I can see that happening
He will have to be dragged out by US Marshals
Same lol
Lol how much do you make a year? You zero
I love how he says “This is an embarrassment”. No HE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT!
Trump would get more satisfaction from watching his money swirl down his golden toilet than he will from his pointless and fact-less lawsuits.
let me guess: we(mexico) will pay for the recount.
Vas a ver que con eso va salir
LMAO
No falla
Si, no?? Lmao
Can you imagine all the Karens who obviously voted for Trump, demanding to speak to the manager regarding poll resoults
Lmao
Do you think in 2021 Democrats will have grown up and quit with the Karen bullying tactic? It's getting so old.
I was waiting for you Jimmy
Me too!
Honestly this is so scary how people can vote for this man.
White conservative Americans they appeal to trump
It's really weird!
Lack of intelligence combined with brainwashing. Ironic how they call us the sheep for listening to the likes of Fauci and actual statistics when all they do is believe the person who has been proven to tell over 20'000 lies since taking office 🙈
Not as scary as voting for Biden thats for damn sure.
your right....but it just show you that trump did not bring all this HATE OUT OF PEOPLE IT WAS ALREADY THERE IT TOOK TRUMP TO COME AND PUT A VOICE TO THE HATE
Guy wearing a shirt that says "BBQ, beer, freedom" is very convincing indeed lol
This guy represent the type of MAGA idiots who idolise Trump because he loves the poorly educated.
@@hazelanderson1479 Scary...
Can't wait to ignore US politics again when the fool goes away (I'm not American).
For real!!
We don't have that luxury. Otherwise, we will have absolutely no chance of accomplishing anything decent.
@@rmn1titw392 and thats how we got trump
Exactly; we shouldn't have to micromanage our President.
Sorry but that's a terrible position to have.
It's the fact that so many Americans are and want to stay misinformed is how we got Trump in the first place.
The best way to get a government you want is staying at least some what active in our democracy
I find it so funny that the president is literally on his phone posting these tweets, like a teenager. He's such an embarrassment.
The cry baby you'll be on his phone for months tweet trying to start stir up trouble he thinks he's going to get a civil war but what he's really afraid of his New York is coming after him that's why he's sweating he wanted to be able to give yourself a part and I thought they were coming after Donald Trump jr. 2 and whatever happened with Eric's case in court do you know seems like a bunch of criminals to me
It's a special phone. Presidents are not allowed to have cell phones. Because hacking.
It’s a trumpertantrum!
Oh this is the best! Kudos to you my friend!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No more tweeting in the White House.
Donald j Castro
I wish there was a love button, cuz this is what this comment deserves!!!!!!
Cry baby.
He seriously sounds like a villain giving a speech to his henchmen.
Can't wait for someone to stand up and say, "The people have spoken .... you're fired!"
then i would say to joe biden, “you’re hired”
He's the biggest loser and the worst President ever. Lots of people are saying it, you're hearing it more and more.
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lol
No facts!
Facts bruh
@@93Jubilee ohhhh its facctsss
How to remain a Christian chosen one w/ THREE wives?
Stop counting
@@thangnguyen02 😂🤣🤨
"The Amish haven't wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox!"
As a lifelong resident of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, I am legally obligated to inform you that they favor mules.
Trump: "I only lost because they counted all votes. It's so unfair!"
@Bass Player they will do as their cult leader commands
This was worded so perfectly
I want to copy your quote and put on social media lol.... but I feel your quote should be copyrighted
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Mars0984
Please do. No copyright. 😊
Re-count Dracula Lol
Trump in 2016: Votes were cast against me by illegal Americans.
Trump in 2020: Votes were cast against me by legal Americans.
Maan! That's true
😂😂
Trevor Noah’s joke from earlier today.
Love to steal Trevor Noah’s jokes, huh?
@@calebhollingsworth3353 Would you believe me if I told you I haven't seen Trevor's take on elections yet? Doesn't matter really. It's a happy day. The turd has been flushed.
2016 election: Avengers: Infinity War
2020 election: Avengers: Endgame
"I will sue this election unless I win". For one time, Trump said the truth.
@Bass Player So convenient Trump might even do it for the sake of pure altruism, right?
@Bass Player there is medicine for what you have !!
@Bass Player U sound stupid!
How ironic is it that you’ll find democrats being more toxic than republicans on social media. Y’all are fighting over the wrong things. How about question the fact that you’ve got 2 complete idiots running for President
Hahaha
And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.
-Oscar Martinez
All the trunpies are silent, I can sense their presence vanishing on social media lmao
_Who was that unmasked man . . . . . ?_
I wouldnt bet on that quite yet.
No. Trump's dangerous cult will be causing problems for decades.
@@paradisepipeco underrated comment - but it's only been 15min so far - let's give it time :-)
He has been an embarrassment to this country for nearly four years. Evaporate, please!
If there’s anything that trump had done for me, was showing me how to build a wall.
I couldn't agree more
which policies of his did you not like?
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@@teekydeeky are you unemployed?
I feel like anyone who thinks its OK to stop the counting of ballets is very selfish. They don't care about what the majority of people want, all they care about is their interests. Kinda sounds like the man they are voting for.
Trump saying it’s a fraud will only cause more division and unrest. Thanks Donnie Boy, America needs more unrest, tension, uncertainty etc.
Even when it isnt his fault, its his fault. Right?
I feel bad for you guys, even if Biden wins, the next four years will be hell
@@marianna3253 feel bad for who? I’m not American but I am worried about the tensions there. And yes I agree it doesn’t matter who becomes president, the next few years are going to be very interesting.
@@dgafbrapman688 I’m not blaming him for anything here. I simply believe that saying this election is fraudulent will cause more unrest and it’s the last thing America needs. I don’t care who wins. I’m not American. But I do think whoever loses should say, “we need to rally behind the president and our nation.” Not invalidate the votes. That is my opinion. Again I’m not blaming trump for anything. Maybe nothing will happen. I hope I’m wrong.
@@leroyrodgers6089 I feel bad for Americans especially
"I'm the president forever!" cracked me up. XD
Me too!!! Lmao
Same thing a Roman General, Said didn't they find him dead in the Senate .lol.And that Senate was corrupt as hell all bent on their own wealth and greed . Let the games begin.
I still don't get how Donald Trump is a President and not actually in a mad house ( where he actually belongs)
Thats right. But think about a society that votes a man with these issues to president. Thats the thing that should everybody should worry about. And those people dont vanish if Trump isnt president anymore. Same happened in Brasil where half of the nation voted a man to be president who speaks most viciously and evil words in the media and the people approve that.
@@AndrewEdwardBailey You raise a great point my friend.
"Re-Count Dracula is on the way to Pennsylvania..." .Rudie G. - Trump's pet troll....sad.
Somebody said “there are 1000s brilliant charismatic attorneys in USA but he got Rudy! You know why? Because no one else wants to work with Trump. He deserves recount Dracula. Hahaha.
I'm scared to ask what Rudie gets out of this but I'm also keen to know where the Putin pee tapes are
"Rudy, the ballots are not located in your trousers."
@@matthewchavez5322 he was adjusting his jailbait Dar
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I am from Nigeria. The US election feels like a déjà vu. I think, it is a symptom of failing education system. Let this be a lesson to all politicians around the world; what goes around, comes around.
I just said that on another comment! Education (or lack of) is a major problem in this country. Some areas need more help than others and you can have kids that live only 10 minutes apart go to different schools and get two different polar opposite outcomes with the students...also we have a lot of absentee parents...even if the parent live with the child, they are not really parenting them. I seen many bad behavior kids that are very adult like and know adult things and their only like 6 years old and roaming the streets hanging out. Now imagine a classroom full of them??? Unproductive and takes away from kids that do want to learn.
@@vlp4469 This is happening in my home country too.
Kimmel I'm with you, how can half America still follow trump after everything this monster has done to this country. trump has lost and will hopefully fade away into history as the worst president ever in American history.
Get out of your echo chamber.
That’s why we want him to win .all the good stuff he did for the country
Literally everything kümmel is saying about trump is lies yet people believe it.and liberals don’t believe in media brainwashing
@@jrkersey5792 Most of these people on this page are young kids/adults, they don't know any better. They think there beta male Jimmy is an arbiter of truth lol.
@@josephmoore5949 Where is the lie in this video?
That father daughter dance joke 😮😂
He sounds completely insane to me ... Good LUCK America...
How do you even vote for trump?
Someone tell me
Simple separate your brain from your body
Well, firstly, you have to think for yourself rather than have others think for you. Secondly, you have to realize that Trump is fighting against the globalist agenda. LATINOS FOR TRUMP 2020
@@neburg6685 the whole world is voting for Trump amigo!
Chilangolandia for freedom!
Trump 2020.
@@neburg6685 😂😂 I'm laughing in English. You might as well vote for Kanye 😂😂
The NWO puppets wanted to control the whole world.
It turned out the whole world voted for freedom 😂
Trump 2020!
Mexico for Trump!
I love how Jimmy isn’t afraid to talk about his political beliefs online
Edit: guys chill. I just meant I like that he talk about about how he feels, and says it out loud, unlike other show hosts ho keeps it more suttle. Jeez guys y’all are making me sad with those comments
Its his show. He can say whatever he wants
@@schmorris i know, but a lot of other show hosts won’t say their political opinions, as it can make them lose a lot of viewers. i just love how kommt isn’t afraid of that.
I love how stupid you are for not seeing that Jimmy is pushing the political agenda that Jimmy is told to push. Hello? Don't you see it all around you on every news station, Saturday Night Live, sitcoms, movies. Seriously...wake up.
@@karaa7595 Its not a news show. Its his Comedy show and its filled with his opinions because he doesnt need to be neutral. Its his show
Oh I don't think he's afraid of it he's a comic he just makes fun of it because it is kind of funny and no one will have anybody to laugh at once Donald Trump is sitting in New York prison or jail cuz that's all Donald Trump's worried about New York coming after him they couldn't come after him as long as he was a president that they're going to get his ass now
He should be escorted out immediately we can’t afford to wait till January.
We're going to drag your media out into the streets
If trump has to pay for a recount, they better collect up front.
He'll probably try to force Mexico to pay for it.
@Amy Kidd your comment has nothing to do with my post, trumpanzee!
@Amy Kidd why do you hate America and the constitution?
@Amy Kidd just keep running your stupid mouth.
@Amy Kidd your side lost the election. Now do what you probably told us 4 years ago and shut up. No one wants to hear from you, loser.
When a narcissist is trying to convince you of something they do that soft speaking thing.......my stepdad is a narcissist and does the same thing....weird
It's to draw the listener in....you have to sorta strain to hear what they say...which gives them power over you.
It's obviously all subconscious. But it's pretty common.
@@avedic that does make sense yes ....became annoying as hell to me , having been exposed to that through the years...
My ex is a narcissist, I learned late that the soft voice was equivalent to a narcissistic rant
That voice can be kinda scary too, can't it? I mean, with some of these people, they're using it to signal a calm before a storm...
Sorry about that man must of been very annoying!!
I appreciate that Jimmy didn't hold back on the Loser.
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Many of Trump's cult will retreat into the bottle or start using opiates. LOSERS.
Kimmel is on fire in this monologue! I totally enjoyed it
Donnie doesn't understand how counting works?
C'mon.. who's really surprised by that?
Dude you are everywhere 😂👍
Votes, no. Money, yes.
Explains why he went bankrupt
4 years ago
Trump there are lots of illegal votes
Today
Trump there's are lots of legal votes
He actually doesn't understand a lot of things,but he UNDERSTANDS PRISON.
Finally someone used the right method “Mmm sorry. Where were we?” Talk to the adults in the room.
If that (shouting guy) was black, he would have been shot
Sorry. Wrong comment...
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Thank you Jimmy for saying pretty much exactly what I was thinking. How did half of our population end up this way? So disappointing.
I read the book of his niece. He has gotten everything he has ever wanted by simply snipping his fingers. He doesn’t KNOW how to deal with rejection. He doesn’t know how to deal with a no. It’s a lesson most people learn as a toddler. He has to learn it as a senior. Wow.
He reminds me of playing Candyland with my kids when they were 4 and 6...
Haha!! I was just saying that exact same thing!!
Lol. I was thinking of the lil boy on "Big Daddy"
"KANGAROO SONG!!! KANGAROO SONG!!!
KANGAROO SONG!!!!"
AND
"I WIN!! "Because I win!!!"
And you remind me of another typical feminist with same look
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"I like presidents who win Arizona" - John McCain
Underrated comment 😄
Ha!!
People in AZ didn't forget what Trump said about the beloved John McCain
This is exactly like when he didn't want covid testing done cause he liked the numbers right where they were.
OH my God that man yelling "Biden campaign is covering up the election results!!"😮His t-shirt says>"BBQ, Beer and Freedom" says all you need to know about your typical trump cult supporter!😎 Dude is super informed and incredibly mature isn't he??? NOT!🙄🤣
He might spread coronavirus to other people because he didn't wear mask properly.
@@hellosun8965 He didn't give it to his sister/wife while copulating. Should be alright 🤣
Stop picking on Joe Drit's cousin.😂
@@hellosun8965 Yes I saw that..and the way he was yelling..all those germs flying out of his mouth, breathing on everyone..what an immature out of control child his behavior was.
@@ludokerfluffle6232👍😎
The election is this close speaks volume about Americans, which is very telling to see such a huge portion of population who thinks being racist is okay, to belittle others is okay, to harass and threaten people with different point of view is okay.
The dems? Youre talking about the dems right?
@@dgafbrapman688 go bark at your own lawn, I don’t speak stupid.
I honestly think that the people who voted for Trump haven’t been watching the same man I have.
Something in their brain is DEFINITELY broken.
They’ve been watching on Fox News.
They’ve been brainwashed by his lies
Actually I believe that those people see him and.. admire him. They wish they could be him just like he wishes he could be .. Putin.
That's just the trouble though, they haven't. They are existing in an alternate reality. Go watch "the social dillema" on Netflix. It explains this problem very well.
Once upon a time a president left a stain in an intern's dress. And he was almost roasted. And this guy gets aways with everything. It is beyond insane.
Yesss Jimmy! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. U called out every incredible corrupt act Trump has done, including abuse of power. I'm just in awe of how many people has elected him for re-election! 🤔🤷🏾♀️. What the hell is on these Ppls minds, and what the heck does he have to do for ppl to wake TF up & acknowledge that he's a freaking criminal to the nth degree?!? Or even care abt what he's done to this country & the ppl of this country?!? Unbelievable 🤦🏽♀️.
People have spoken, “You’re fired!” Bye bye “the apprentice”
How many ex presidents have gone to jail before?
Little Donny will be the first one ✨
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@@myidentityisamystery5142 love the nick name😗👌
They've got the papers in hand
Trump will be the first one
This is ridiculous 😒 can't wait till this circus is over.
Trump is acting like a rich person who is use to getting his way.
As in a spoiled toddler
Because he is
Which is what he is?
@@persephone5137 he is a man baby
@Nm N "Joined 13 hours ago"
Absolutely love this show.. thank you Jimmy!
If these ppl haven't seen through him by now, they never will. He's crazy and the ppl that still love him there just as crazy
“A battle for the soul of our nation” I see 49% has NO SOUL.
oh and you do? shut up Karen
Or maybe possessed?🤔
@niecers let him pout lol..
Full of hate.
@@skandakumar2457 clearly she does have a soul. Also a good soul to know racism, sexism and bigotry is disgusting. One would think by your name that you would have an understanding in the VERY LEAST.
He won, but in another nation.....
....IN HIS IMAGINATION
(edit: thank you for the likes! this is my first comment with a lot of likes! stay safe! we will win this!)
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Good one ☝️
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ladies and gentlemen we hv a winner 😂😂😂
The polls weren’t wrong in 2016. They had HRC over DJT by 2% with a 4% margin of error. It was a statistical no call. Besides, HRC did get about 2% more votes.
Preach! Half this country voted for this man! God’s children, we got work to do 😢♥️
God's children that's funny. Didn't Kamala call Biden a racist. I guess he's a swell guy now if it benefits you. Democrats so damn predictable god's children. F off.
I laughed so hard at 8:51. Thank you Jimmy, I needed that. This election is keeping me anxious and driving me nuts and hope that Biden keeps Arizona, gets Nevada, and since there's a chance as most of the mail-in votes seem to favor Biden since most of his supporters used mail-in votes (socially distant), pulls ahead of Trump in Pennsylvania. It would be SO satisfying if Biden does manage to get nearly 300 electoral votes. If he manages to get ahead of the very very small gap in Georgia would be even better!
Come on Biden! Win Nevada! Win Georgia! Win Pennsylvania! If not the latter two, win Nevada!
I hope trump loses just so I can see Kimmel, Colbert, and Meyers make a joke that doesn't involve trump. It's like sitting through 4 years of nothing but knock knock jokes.
What are all the news stations gonna report on?
@Nm N U.S is pathetic
@Nm N what?
I think Trump has made the point that he makes the media A LOT of $$$ and thus they will miss him...
@Nm N i got that. But why would i eat it up?
I over estimated our people too. Shocked trump has so many votes. Scarey!
Didn't he tell his supporters to vote twice?
@@uktea9610 Haha
@@uktea9610 nope
Scary if Biden wins. You all will regret your vote
@Talman Wallman yep
4:44 from 4:44 to 6:16 are my EXACT sentiments! I keep asking myself what is half of America not seeing about this presidency? What is half of America getting from this guy that they would want him back? He was given a chance to "Make America Great Again" and he did anything but that....
Trump need to calm down he isn't winning and he should be getting used to it.
@F.R. F how you feel a black woman being vice president. I know that bothers you get over it.
@@essencemg oh yeah for sure cause it’s not like kamala harris isn’t responsible for the mass incarceration of minorities especially african americans rather than helping them
@@deadstar8663 the only advice I can give you is get ready for the change.
The only question left now is whether Trump will get a regular cell or a padded cell.
Bet Trump claims he's too old and frail and afraid of Covid to serve his prison sentence. The con-mander and chief is gonna show up to his sentencing hearing with a neck brace and in a wheel chair.
Mark my words. Save this comment and come back to it in a year.
Karl Renner that's only in the Phillipines bro.Only in tge Philippines.😄
A cell with a chunk of the Mexican border wall.
He'll probably escape to Russia and sleep at the feet of Putin like a good little pet.
@@FnRenner He will go home to Russia
He can't even lose a golf game without being a baby. He'll never let this go
factzzz BIDEN 2020💙
One thing u dont take into account with Donald Trump is his ability to go 180, i actually belive he will let it go atleast publicly, but not privately, on his deathbed he will probobly claim even he voted for Biden and that he is a lovely guy, and that even he campaign for him.
the blue wall is holding! And Trump is going to pay for it
“Re-Count Dracula” I’m done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣