Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Trump's Plan to Steal the Election

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @kettle2293
    @kettle2293 4 года назад +113

    The brink? Jeez dude, 200,000 of your people are dead. The brink was almost 4yrs ago.

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 4 года назад +7

      Yep, very true, kettle. And yet millions of people are lining up to jump over it again. Look at all the trolls here attacking anyone who criticizes Trump. (They can't defend Trump because he is indefensible.) What is wrong with these people?

    • @RamSamudrala
      @RamSamudrala 4 года назад +3

      @@GR46404 Well, how do you know they're real? They could be be trolls trolling each other without ever knowing. It's that or people have a LOT of time on their hands and like arguments since why come to another site you know will have opposing views and then make contrary statements? I mean there's a lot of stuff about conservative ideology I don't like but I don't go around commenting on Fox News shows or whatever. These days you never know who's who.

    • @lionhawk.
      @lionhawk. 4 года назад +4

      Kind of like a footballer eavesdropping on his opponent's team meeting coz they know they have no chance of winning. I wouldn't waste a second of my time watching Faux, let alone commenting. Reveals fear and weakness

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 4 года назад

      What facts do you have in mind, ivy evans?

  • @chandrare2651
    @chandrare2651 4 года назад +340

    I love that the smartest person they showed on Lie Witness News was not from the US.

    • @thomasmoeller3446
      @thomasmoeller3446 4 года назад +6

      Yea, but her mask was still upside down. The curved part goes over the nose and not the chin.

    • @meglyy
      @meglyy 4 года назад +21

      Thomas Moeller ...the mask works the same even when upside down, lol. After i wear my mask a few times, the ear loops start to stretch out- depending on the mask, it will sometimes fit better on my face upside down.

    • @christophernevins4952
      @christophernevins4952 4 года назад +11

      @@thomasmoeller3446 She is obviously not from here. Maybe they wear their masks the other way like how they drive on the other side of the road.

    • @VaffReverie
      @VaffReverie 4 года назад +14

      @@thomasmoeller3446 thats still better than unmask ppl at least

    • @DartmouthOutingClub
      @DartmouthOutingClub 4 года назад +2

      @@christophernevins4952 😂

  • @shesheandtheblues6289
    @shesheandtheblues6289 4 года назад +112

    It doesn't matter if the reporter was from Playboy, it was an important valid question!

    • @adad7421
      @adad7421 4 года назад +6

      Agree

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 4 года назад +3

      It matters

    • @212nightcrawler
      @212nightcrawler 4 года назад +8

      @@Jonqen it doesn't matter what magazine the reporter works for

    • @kathypiazza7228
      @kathypiazza7228 3 года назад +1

      Macaroni really was trying to imply something by repeatedly referring to the journalist as being from PlayboyMag.

    • @glcrashaw
      @glcrashaw 3 года назад +1

      Trump going to jail!

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 4 года назад +23

    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, it expects to be what never was and never will be." Thomas Jefferson

  • @johnnyhunter
    @johnnyhunter 4 года назад +24

    How has he not been called "Uncle Scam" until now? I literally lol'd when I heard that. Such a perfect nickname.

    • @christophermanley3602
      @christophermanley3602 4 года назад

      I don’t know, but I heard a lot of people are calling him “Uncle Scam.” You can look in to it, but a lot of people are saying that.

  • @devonnobles1083
    @devonnobles1083 4 года назад +713

    Only the woman with the foreign accent recognized non-sense when she heard it.

    • @Sowar
      @Sowar 4 года назад +45

      Someone put her on the supreme court!

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 4 года назад +33

      @@Sowar talk about more sex appeal on the court!

    • @NidishHurree
      @NidishHurree 4 года назад +1

      HAAA

    • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
      @tinas_hotdog_sophie 4 года назад +31

      But she is right, it does sound legit, what he said

    • @jonahklein8582
      @jonahklein8582 4 года назад +7

      Devon Nobles now that’s a Russian

  • @pearlexi
    @pearlexi 4 года назад +287

    It’s embarrassing to see a 74 yrs old president acting like a little toddler. He doesn’t like to share things, calling people names, etc.

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 4 года назад +17

      Yep, pearlexi. It's also disgusting. And it is revolting that an entire once-great political party is now just his enabler. All so billionaires can get more billions a little faster, IMO.

    • @killerbunny-rabbit5412
      @killerbunny-rabbit5412 4 года назад +16

      @George Adept ⬅🙄👌your in a cult ..this is America, we're going to vote him out! it's time to cancel MAGA .....We were Always Great its you who make us not great and people like you.....The ones shouting (lock her up) in 2016'
      Clinton would have stopped the virus in China before it ever got out.
      Pandimic Team!
      200,000 and counting
      #45 is done making America great again.

    • @musiclaboratory9694
      @musiclaboratory9694 4 года назад +4

      When he's done being the president they'll put them in the corner for a good long while.

    • @ryanalexander5438
      @ryanalexander5438 4 года назад +4

      You are right. A proper 70 + politician should not be calling people names. They should be forgetting people's names.

    • @cnelsonlv99
      @cnelsonlv99 4 года назад

      I guess you'd prefer he act like a 110 year old skeleton...

  • @keirfarnum6811
    @keirfarnum6811 4 года назад +324

    The “ballots are a disaster?!” WTF?! He’s making crap up.

    • @r0ver11
      @r0ver11 4 года назад +11

      He said his line too early

    • @merricc6911
      @merricc6911 4 года назад +17

      It’s a plan to undermine the election. He and the GOP are garbage

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 4 года назад +10

      You have to wonder what he would blame if there was no pandemic.

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 4 года назад +1

      You just now noticed?!?

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 4 года назад +23

      A Rod, yes, we HAVE had several instances of voter fraud the last few years....all by Republicans, for Republicans. Thanks for reminding us who the liars and cheaters are. As if Trump didn't do that every damn day he is in office

  • @johnpaulson996
    @johnpaulson996 4 года назад +78

    "Get rid of the ballots" say He Who Shall Not Be Named.

    • @memoalalawi8237
      @memoalalawi8237 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoooooo He does remind me of Voldemort

    • @cal6780
      @cal6780 4 года назад +1

      Yes!

  • @hirschiegirl
    @hirschiegirl 4 года назад +49

    “He doesn’t just look like a cheeto, it’s his motto” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sidilicious11
    @sidilicious11 4 года назад +357

    I love the crowds yelling vote him out in unison while Dumpty was paying his respect. Serves him right.

    • @lilJuvis15
      @lilJuvis15 4 года назад +27

      With 200,000+ Americans dead in 6 months - I’d say the people jeering and chanting “Vote Him Out” were pretty restrained.

    • @ragglock
      @ragglock 4 года назад +20

      Remember last time he was outside his bubble to hold an bible upside down, he gassed and shot at protestors , also wantet to use an microwave weapon from the military to cook them so.....

    • @lilithgrrrl
      @lilithgrrrl 4 года назад +15

      Felt so good to see

    • @degenerati
      @degenerati 4 года назад +27

      He wasn’t paying his respects. You give him too much credit. He was appearing for a photo op, and it did not go as planned.

    • @lexyswope
      @lexyswope 4 года назад +11

      They knew he was there for show, not sincere

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 4 года назад +505

    America, on behalf of the rest of the world you have to get Trump out of office. You're scaring us.

    • @fastturtle9571
      @fastturtle9571 4 года назад +1

      It’s okay. God is with you

    • @theman-delorean200
      @theman-delorean200 4 года назад +18

      Do you represent the entire world?

    • @abgeth
      @abgeth 4 года назад +8

      Cringe

    • @theman-delorean200
      @theman-delorean200 4 года назад +2

      mickey DeCurious just because trump has supporters doesn’t mean their his zombies

    • @theman-delorean200
      @theman-delorean200 4 года назад +6

      Mateo Tinoco you won’t get your point across by calling half of America brain dead. You’ll just piss people off. I’m not going around calling Biden supporters idiots.

  • @michaelg3088
    @michaelg3088 4 года назад +78

    Mitch is just saying that to cover his own ass for when he let's him get away with it.

    • @jaguarwarrior8171
      @jaguarwarrior8171 4 года назад +3

      When Moscow Mitch dies his remains should be sent to Russia, the true country of his allegiance.

    • @granville7
      @granville7 4 года назад

      his 'whoever wins Nov 3rd elections' is open to interpretation. it still includes the WH scenario where some states don't get the votes counted right and decide instead to send electors to the college voted in by the state legislators

  • @teejack8108
    @teejack8108 4 года назад +36

    The United Snakes of America aka The United States of Anxiety. This is what happens when you give a lunatic power...a lifetime of stepping backwards.

    • @Pattys1967
      @Pattys1967 3 года назад

      YOU KNOW IT ALL DONT YOU,WHO YOU CALLING A SNAKE?

  • @timezone8876
    @timezone8876 4 года назад +35

    Lou Dobbs, how much does he get paid to throw out that kind of garbage on the air!

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 4 года назад +94

    It's getting beyond comedy, Jimmy. It is terrifying.

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 4 года назад +7

      You are not alone, russell campell. That is exactly how I feel too.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 4 года назад +7

      Watching from Canada...can't believe what's happened to our neighbour. It never was funny.

    • @JKFlaker
      @JKFlaker 4 года назад +4

      Very

    • @astoerbrauck
      @astoerbrauck 4 года назад +3

      Yes indeed, it's scary.

    • @Pattys1967
      @Pattys1967 3 года назад +1

      I DIDNT VOTE FOR TRUMP IN 2016 ,I CERTAINLY DIDNT THIS TIME,IM SO AFRAID HE WILL CHEAT,I KNOW BIDEN IS WINNING AND JUST LIKE 2016 HE WILL CHEAT HIS UGLY MUG BACK INTO THE WHITE JOKE HOUSE

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +141

    We joke.. but Donnie nominating Ivanka is 100% possible... we all know it.

    • @Ava-wm6cv
      @Ava-wm6cv 4 года назад +3

      Doesn't Tiffany have a law degree?

    • @ellaella5537
      @ellaella5537 4 года назад +5

      Honestly, I’m not sure they should have aired this, if he watches it, he sure will. It’s freaken insane and they all pretend that they heard about it. If it wAs in Alabama, maybe I wouldn’t be as scared, but nope, in a Democrat state. Just wow. He can do what he wants, they don’t give a s**t

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 4 года назад +3

      @@Ava-wm6cv Yeah, But Donnie wouldn't know that. He'd be lucky to be able to pick her out in a lineup.

    • @alonzodiaz5681
      @alonzodiaz5681 4 года назад

      This is exactly what I was thinking

    • @soaressupermario
      @soaressupermario 4 года назад +2

      Maybe he will do the announcement of Ivanka to the Supreme Court from WH, with her seated at his lap and with a Goya beans can upon the Resolution Desk.

  • @dragonflysurgeon
    @dragonflysurgeon 4 года назад +41

    That plan is exactly what he's doing. Scumbaggery doesn't end

  • @ash_17406
    @ash_17406 4 года назад +154

    For a winner, Trump certainly seems to think he's going to lose.

    • @FestusParker-sm9gg
      @FestusParker-sm9gg 4 года назад

      He believes that the democrats are going to try to win by cheating. I don't blame him for feeling that way after all look at all of the false information they put out there about him, the sham impeachment etc...

    • @FestusParker-sm9gg
      @FestusParker-sm9gg 4 года назад

      @tRumpet troll Killer What a waste of space you are here. lol Try formulating a rational statement. You sound like a small child.

    • @FestusParker-sm9gg
      @FestusParker-sm9gg 4 года назад

      @Snapflick I agree that they will do anything to win as evidenced by Kimmel's outright lies.

    • @susanpremo8068
      @susanpremo8068 4 года назад

      @Snapflick hope so, may as well join 'em (repubs)

    • @noobmaster6680
      @noobmaster6680 4 года назад +1

      he will

  • @srajendra3977
    @srajendra3977 4 года назад +9

    The expected " Ditzy blonde" went total "Detective Colombo"!!!😂😍😂😂 "Can I ask a question?"

  • @LordBeerusTheCreator
    @LordBeerusTheCreator 4 года назад +259

    Trump cultists:
    "He didn't say that. He didn't do that. And if he did, he was only kidding. And if he wasn't, then you just don't understand. And if you do, it's not a big deal anyway. And if it is, it's for the best. And if it's not, I still don't care."

    • @carol648
      @carol648 4 года назад +23

      So true. And how his enablers have to "translate" his stupidities.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 года назад +4

      They dont seem very confident of winning. Why all this chicanery?

    • @californio1850
      @californio1850 4 года назад +14

      It seems like most have simply checked out of reality with an increasing number buying into completely deranged conspiracy theories.

    • @rodrigolara4263
      @rodrigolara4263 4 года назад

      The reality is is that Trump has been using a Potus Twitter handle and the real Donald Trump Twitter handle and we have to know who is on the other side of those Twitter handles and be done with the whole drama because it is a drama but it’s a real life drama and it’s not a reality show

    • @rodrigolara4263
      @rodrigolara4263 4 года назад +2

      I mean it would be funny if it weren’t so sad but I would rather have like Kellywize instead of Hillary.... but that only my opinión...

  • @dakah11
    @dakah11 4 года назад +73

    This is serious folks, we are in danger of losing the democracy the world used to admire.

    • @The_Christ_Angel
      @The_Christ_Angel 4 года назад +9

      He still owes cities money from his rallies... it is Cray Cray.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 года назад +2

      Yes. Vote as if your life depends on it. Cos it does

    • @luke1397
      @luke1397 4 года назад +1

      It’s funny to me how people think that Trump is the real threat while Democrat run cities are having riots every day, streaming services like Netflix are promoting underage girls practically naked, celebrities like Jimmy here are supporting violent groups like Black Lives Matter, big tech companies are censoring us at every turn, mob mentality is forcing the justice system to charge people like Kyle Rittenhouse, coronavirus is at an all time high, homeless and suicide numbers are rising, oh and Biden wants us to send our troops straight back overseas if he gets elected. If Trump loses then say hello to a Democratic Party that wants open boarders, less police, and to control your healthcare. Then let the rebellion begin.

    • @granville7
      @granville7 4 года назад +2

      hate to break it to you guys but the times when the world admired US democracy are long gone. the cracks are out into the open for quite a while now: not every vote counts the same, you don't count votes very precisely and in a timely fashion, in many states you suppress votes and voters, make it difficult to register, too few polling stations, the ridiculous electoral college is still in the world, widespread gerrymandering, campaign financing is a mess and on and on and on. your system needs a complete overhaul to bring it up to 21st century standards of democracy

    • @tdunph4250
      @tdunph4250 4 года назад +1

      @@granville7 If you little imbeciles have your way, a Marxist-Socialist country will be fine by you!! Let's see if that will work...

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux 4 года назад +150

    It is Crazy that Donnie TRIES to sound calm and rational and "Presidential" in the press room and then he leaves for his Murderous Rant Rallies and shows his Raving Mad, True Colors!!🤪

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 4 года назад +1

      ....BeWARE 👹TrumPutin Trolls in this Thread! Ignorance and Projection is All they have left! And BAD English! RUclips is an 🇺🇸American Platform. Other than Condolences from Foreigners, their Opinions on Our Votes FOR Biden are WORTHLESS!!🇺🇸
      🎯REGISTER!
      🎯VOTE!
      🎯STAND UP FOR THE FUTURE OF AMERICA!

    • @kaycay6025
      @kaycay6025 4 года назад +2

      What r U talking about theres nothing wrong with trump going to support his supporters I kinda love that, here in Australia the government doesn't do anything for us honestly trump has a lot of great views you just need to watch an interview with trump that hasn't been cut up to make him look bad just be happy that he's being so attentive to to the public

    • @prs149
      @prs149 4 года назад +1

      @Donna Willams hey Donna I thought women were supposed to be smart apparently you're not one of those

    • @vic.blaine
      @vic.blaine 4 года назад +9

      The base likes 'em crazy. Just think of Pro Wrestling and Monster Trucks.
      Put some tall tires on Crazy Donald, they'll pay big money to hear him jabber.

    • @Theweas101
      @Theweas101 4 года назад

      Cabbster and ur an Aussie, yi

  • @Tommah1000
    @Tommah1000 4 года назад +37

    Who quotes himself? You can just say it, you know, like a live performance.

  • @nursekathy4480
    @nursekathy4480 4 года назад +37

    Ok aside from all of this, after 4 years, when is America going to be great again?

    • @diannaveda4947
      @diannaveda4947 4 года назад +6

      That's a good question for the idiots that support him!

    • @tdunph4250
      @tdunph4250 4 года назад

      @Kathy Jones Wait til Joe "The Puppet" wins, then we are REALLY going to be great!

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 4 года назад +3

      But you didn't answer Kathy's question, T Dunph - when is Trump going to make America great again? Oh, right, you can''t, because he hasn't and never will. because he doesn't know how and doesn't care anyway. Thanks for the reminder!

    • @Glosco47
      @Glosco47 4 года назад +4

      In two weeks, about the same time we get a trump health care, a wall, the end of a trade war, kids released from cages, etc., etc. Two weeks.

    • @luketurner1386
      @luketurner1386 4 года назад +1

      @@GR46404
      no new wars in 4 years
      peace in north korea
      peace in the middle east
      bringing troops home
      cleaned out the CIA and FBI
      unemployment low
      economy high
      but yeah........ orange man bad!!

  • @eb6084
    @eb6084 4 года назад +47

    Remember Bill Maher?
    Not so crazy now!!!!

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 4 года назад +7

      I was just about to say that. He's been saying Trump would be doing this a long time ago. Michael Moore as well.

  • @larriettausa
    @larriettausa 4 года назад +48

    Get rid of the voting ballots are you kidding me oh my God

    • @orlandopadron9152
      @orlandopadron9152 4 года назад +5

      lol your joking right? its the mail in ballots not in person ballots he wants to get rid of. too many false votes and if your republican it can be seen on the outside and thrown away.

    • @dylankiser07
      @dylankiser07 4 года назад

      Orlando Padron 😂😂 exactly what I said

    • @orlandopadron9152
      @orlandopadron9152 4 года назад +1

      @mickey DeCurious you make no sense

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 года назад +4

      @@orlandopadron9152 You really don't have a clue as to how this country works, do you comrade? Many states actually rely on mail in ballots and have for some time. The entire Trump family votes by mail.

    • @orlandopadron9152
      @orlandopadron9152 4 года назад +2

      @@byronp2311 really? no way! stop it! he really voted by mail in the past. People really voted by mail too? i would have never known if you didnt tell me. Wow and now they have evidence that mail in ballots are not accurate and can be easily manipulated with fraud conceding the votes 51% to 49% with actual proof. By any chance do you want to take a wild guess where trump is gunna vote this time around?

  • @marioandrade4499
    @marioandrade4499 4 года назад +59

    Reporter should've replied "Yes Kaliegh, the Playboy reporter asked the guy who payed off the pornstar about a peaceful transition of power...."l

    • @janisthompson9801
      @janisthompson9801 4 года назад

      mario andrade Then he’d be banned from the press room.

    • @VP_A-Team
      @VP_A-Team 4 года назад

      @@janisthompson9801 Um, no, he wouldn't be banned. He is Jon Karl, President of the White House Correspondents’ Association and in the Press room, he has more authority than McEnany.

    • @libertybell8852
      @libertybell8852 3 года назад

      Yes, the all important transition of power that Hillary Clinton has spent 4 years trying to undermine? The one she wrote a whole book about? The transition that the Obama administration tried to disrupt by using opposition research to lie to the FISA court to get AND renew FISA warrants to spy on a political campaign so that they could potentially overthrow the results of the election since it was "Hillary's turn?" The peaceful transition that Adam Schiff stood in the floor of the House Of Representatives and LIED to start an impeachement process, then back peddled saying "oh, it was satire." He lied, continuously, prevented Republicans from asking legitimate questions for fear of "outing the whistleblower." The peaceful transition they allowed when they diposed Don Jr for days of testimony to have him tried for treason for taking a meeting? The peaceful transition Maxine Waters encouraged when she called upon people to "get out and make a scene and tell them they are not welcome here" if they saw someone from Trump's cabinet? The peaceful transition that was allowed when Van Jones called the results of the last election a "white lash." You know, Trump screws up, and I wish he'd stay off Twitter sometimes. But the absolute absurdity for the people on the Democrat side that encouraged ALL of that, the riots, the killing of a Trump supporter, the doxxing of a 16 year old kid for wearing a hat and smiling awkwardly in a tense situation while being harassed, the call for publishing information of all Trump supporters so that they can be "cleansed from society," for THOSE people to have the audacity to sit as though they've reserved some piece of the high road in all their righteous indignation while being COMPLETE hypocrits is absolutely laughable.

  • @timbumgarner4867
    @timbumgarner4867 4 года назад +14

    Orange man said mail in is a mess, they haven't been mailed

  • @shaynelin2660
    @shaynelin2660 4 года назад +22

    It won't be funny anymore when he takes real actions in November, guys.

  • @Xershade
    @Xershade 4 года назад +71

    Staff: "Does the fact that she doesn't have a law degree matter to you?"
    Random Idiot: "No, I don't think it does."
    The Law: "I'm about to end this man's career."

    • @USER-xm9ne
      @USER-xm9ne 4 года назад +3

      Fun fact: he don't have a career😅

  • @damirg70
    @damirg70 4 года назад +34

    Funny how trump can hear reporters’ questions next to a helicopter but can’t hear them in a quiet room if they wear a mask

  • @lizvlx
    @lizvlx 4 года назад +19

    "he is the president of the greatest and the biggest country in the world" - he forgot to add that he also has electrolytes

  • @s1x6x1s
    @s1x6x1s 4 года назад +35

    10:07 finally! a smart bystander... and she's a foreigner! a sharp-witted hottie

    • @chronischironisch
      @chronischironisch 4 года назад

      Whats her name

    • @shesheandtheblues6289
      @shesheandtheblues6289 4 года назад +3

      Yeah she was clever and correct, it wouldn't be that surprising if Trump said/did those things! Sad.

    • @s1x6x1s
      @s1x6x1s 4 года назад +1

      i'm sure over the years that Jimmy has this Lie Witness News segment there were some who noticed something wrong with the questions, but they were too afraid to call out the interviewer so they just went "oh, yeah, i heard about that..." and they ended up making a fool out of themselves.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 4 года назад

      @@s1x6x1s Or, they just edit out the parts where people ask that. The joke doesn't play as well when you show everyone catching on ;)

    • @s1x6x1s
      @s1x6x1s 4 года назад

      @@johnnyhunter well, the idea of this segment is to find out how many people actually catch on. but i see your point.

  • @Master_KayOz
    @Master_KayOz 4 года назад +20

    1:55 if someone has to label himself as "leader", you can tell straight away he's not

    • @marleymanning3815
      @marleymanning3815 4 года назад

      Why does any of this surprise us? What goes around comes around...he'll get his "just desserts" when Putin & others call in their markers!

  • @alffuergregor
    @alffuergregor 4 года назад +5

    8:48 the biggest country is Russia
    For ‚the greatest‘ I‘d pick any European country where everybody has healthcare and 6-7 weeks vacation. And considering how devastated Europe was after the war above is even more amazing. That was the come back of the century. Europe rules.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +20

    Is Kaleigh still mad that they never asked her to pose?

  • @ConSepTg
    @ConSepTg 4 года назад +87

    The hot foreign girl was the smartest about America. Where is she from and where’s my passport?

    • @benb6527
      @benb6527 4 года назад +3

      The way he said “that’s the crazy part”

    • @HighlightReelFactory
      @HighlightReelFactory 4 года назад +7

      The people here are ignorant

    • @amandabell6356
      @amandabell6356 4 года назад +22

      If you're an American, it doesn't matter where she's from, because we're probably not allowed there.

    • @MrAlecksTv
      @MrAlecksTv 4 года назад +3

      She sounded......... Russian ? 🤔

    • @adamstacks2496
      @adamstacks2496 4 года назад +7

      I think she is from Poland or Czechoslovakia

  • @JusNoBS420
    @JusNoBS420 4 года назад +20

    He is the only one not wearing a mask and it annoys him when the press ask questions while wearing one haahaa

  • @douglasray380
    @douglasray380 4 года назад +4

    I don't know who came up with "squattergate", but Jimmy should give them a raise.

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 4 года назад +43

    Remember back about 3 thousand years ago when trump was elected? He didn't want to move IN to the white house, now he's refusing to leave?

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
    @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +10

    2:03 And you know that Mitch McConnell is a man of his word ...

  • @Ami-dk9pl
    @Ami-dk9pl 4 года назад +41

    I just heard that Lou Dobbs has had a brain transplant... They gave him that of a hamster who spent all his life in a wheel.

    • @russellcampbell9198
      @russellcampbell9198 4 года назад +4

      Brain implant. Nothing be transplanted.

    • @Kendrick95
      @Kendrick95 4 года назад +2

      I feel like it's somewhat inaccurate to say he ever had a brain to begin with.

  • @kit2770
    @kit2770 4 года назад +2

    During Lie Witness News, that young lady is the one and only person I've ever seen during that bit who got clued in to the joke and actually asked whether it was true. And I'm sure that makes us all want to cry.

  • @MannyXO
    @MannyXO 4 года назад

    Seriously then what is the reason for a general vote? If the electoral college is the one that decides? Sounds like a very stupid system

  • @sandboxproductions_youtube
    @sandboxproductions_youtube 4 года назад +1

    Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @buttertoast1146
    @buttertoast1146 3 года назад +1

    If you think mail in ballots are legit you need to go back to school

  • @helinadays
    @helinadays 4 года назад +17

    Everyone renew your passports, no matter what happens it can only end in chaos.

    • @DavincisGirl66
      @DavincisGirl66 4 года назад +7

      But due to poor covid response that passport is not going to get you where you want to go.

    • @tdunph4250
      @tdunph4250 4 года назад

      @gobigorange @Helina Days Saudi Arabia or Pakistan is looking kinda tempting right about now huh??

  • @rosatarango3649
    @rosatarango3649 4 года назад +12

    I believe Mr.Trump should be ineligible for reelection after being "Impeached "

  • @justbreez9971
    @justbreez9971 4 года назад +5

    I have a feeling most people in this comment section get their news solely from late night talk show hosts.

  • @samann9
    @samann9 4 года назад +29

    Don't worry folks. After 2020, the Orangutan will magically go away

    • @pbezunartea
      @pbezunartea 4 года назад +6

      _After 2020, the Orangutan will magically go away_
      Yeah... I'm not sure about that. The fact that, after all the corruption, daily scandals, etc there are *still* 40% of people supporting him does not look very promising. His supporters prove that you can have a lot of people living in an alternate reality. IMHO, unless there's an overwhelming Biden's victory, there'll be trouble.

    • @yotube1ful
      @yotube1ful 4 года назад +2

      Ummm the last time someone predicted something awful would just go away magical like, it didn’t go so well for us
      Don’t jinx talk us dude

    • @kamaurahamukti5919
      @kamaurahamukti5919 4 года назад +2

      yeah, right - like corona 😤

    • @j_fran17
      @j_fran17 4 года назад +1

      If trumps voted out, your country is done...

    • @yotube1ful
      @yotube1ful 4 года назад +3

      Lk12 45 Russian troll

  • @blupellkingras300
    @blupellkingras300 4 года назад +1

    How the hell are we trusting the atlantic

  • @cmpl24
    @cmpl24 4 года назад +3

    He’s not giving people the choice how tocast their votes! A lot of people are afraid specially the seniors to go out due to covid! People are fed up already for making this admin just about him and whoever he wants only!

    • @kingtate127
      @kingtate127 4 года назад

      So people are afraid to go out due to COVID, but when we're talking about burning down businesses and harming the society that surrounds you, then it's "social justice" right?

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 4 года назад +15

    If he does anything remotely close to that, he's just guaranteeing that his legacy won't be anything close to what he's said "One of the best, if not the best we've ever had" or whatever he says about himself. Not even THEY had the balls to try to stay longer than their fair share of time. He will go down with a reputation of infamy worse than Nixon if he does what he's suggesting he's going to do.

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 4 года назад +1

      He makes Nixon look like a choirboy.

  • @meichellehuff846
    @meichellehuff846 4 года назад +1

    Jimmy welcome back, we missed you too much! We are in great need of laughter. Bring it like only you can being it!

  • @darrelldixon9044
    @darrelldixon9044 4 года назад

    I Served honorably during Operation Desert Storm, worked as a Civilian for the Military for a decade, taught Electronics and Computers for 4 years launching countless students on to their careers, worked at Schweitzer Engineering Laboratories, during 9/11 as a technician, helping to rush Vital power infrastructure equipment to New York at the horrible time, resupplying Critical Power to the Brave souls , fireman, police, others assisting with the task at hand.
    I have always done my best and due to my Homeless situation I am truly broken. I don't live anymore, I exist. I have no family, no friends for support of any kind. I have gone through hell during the 19 months of homelessness. Yet still try an pick myself up and move forward. If it wasn't for my emotional support animal "Archie", I very likely would no he alive today... I have reached out to countless agencies, groups, organizations, anyone the could help, but my attempts failed miserably. I am just glade I made it through this weekend, when I finally received my monthly Social Security Disability payment. I was literally eating a few saltine crackers for dinner each of the prior three nights.
    My outlook is bleak, I haven't showered in over 6 months, wear the same clothes day after day, and see nothing but my situation getting worse..

  • @timski9063
    @timski9063 4 года назад +28

    Donald J Trump. Says Trump: " The J stands for genius."

  • @kennethsoshi03
    @kennethsoshi03 4 года назад +11

    *That last girl is so hot... and intelligent to smell BS 😍*

  • @pearlejam7115
    @pearlejam7115 4 года назад

    Lol. I never realized how much bleeping the news cheered me up. Thank you

  • @aimformyheadplease
    @aimformyheadplease 4 года назад +2

    "Kayleigh Macaroni" and "Son of a Mitch" were more than enough on their own to make this a great monologue, lolol.

  • @jonwilliam8337
    @jonwilliam8337 4 года назад +9

    The hot chick at the end of the segment was clearly millions of times smarter than the other randoms.

  • @soniagalindo7589
    @soniagalindo7589 4 года назад +5

    I had a feeling the sexy blond was going to get it. Don't judge a book by the cover. 😁👍🏽

  • @jameslonergan5840
    @jameslonergan5840 4 года назад +3

    Electoral College needs to go!! Popular vote should be the determining factor PERIOD!

  • @BubbleheadOMW
    @BubbleheadOMW 4 года назад

    🤦‍♀️ Where DO they find these people?

  • @cheapAl0
    @cheapAl0 4 года назад

    JIMMY !! I'm supper glad to see you back. Welcome. I hope your vacation / break was relaxing and you're feeling good. Thanks.

  • @SaruEMSEducation
    @SaruEMSEducation 4 года назад +10

    "than" not "then". Jr. Trump needs to go back to skool for his tweets.

    • @adad7421
      @adad7421 4 года назад

      School... But Trump Jr is an idiot like his father

    • @blackbox1024
      @blackbox1024 4 года назад

      I've never been to any english speaking country in my life, but immediately noticed that mistake, totally what is to be expected from anything related to Trump.

  • @rhllc8166
    @rhllc8166 4 года назад

    I missed you Jimmy. Thank God you're back

  • @jerrymorgan9792
    @jerrymorgan9792 4 года назад +1

    Great on the street interview, very entertaining!

  • @shivanandaji
    @shivanandaji 4 года назад +7

    Donny "Shoe Lifts" Trump yells more lies.

  • @RocketQueen_LT
    @RocketQueen_LT 4 года назад

    "squatergate"! Good one 😂

  • @mikec-hamilton
    @mikec-hamilton 4 года назад

    Damn Jimmy I missed you over the summer. Some hosts where okay but none where you. So don't ever so that to me again. Your RUclips videos are one of the bright spots in my day.

  • @lillylane8993
    @lillylane8993 4 года назад +14

    Donald Trump Jr does not know the distinction between “then” and “than” in a sentence. I’m beginning to think he’s less educated than a kindergartener.

    • @Thatit777
      @Thatit777 4 года назад

      He probably went to his daddy's college? "IF he went at all to some college". But I doubt it 🤔

    • @nevenredbull
      @nevenredbull 4 года назад +1

      Reminds me of Joe Biden 🤔

    • @Elpuma1374
      @Elpuma1374 4 года назад

      Lilly, Yep. As stupid as it gets. Looks like stupidity and money run hand in hand for the whole family.

    • @flordianigga8026
      @flordianigga8026 4 года назад

      Hunter Biden does cocaine

  • @solidsazi1886
    @solidsazi1886 4 года назад +6

    The FBI should ask him why he is hanging out with little kids.

  • @yohannjohn2358
    @yohannjohn2358 4 года назад +11

    The audience sounds pretty real

  • @cathleenbaldwinmaggi2252
    @cathleenbaldwinmaggi2252 4 года назад +1

    All of this is done if we somehow figure out how to do two things: End the electoral college, in our modern world with our modern technology there is no reason for it; and term limits for both the house and the senate will end this extreme 2-party world we are living in. There are zero reasons for anybody to be a lifetime politician. We were founded on the premise of working in the real world and then sacrificing to serve in the house or the senate to represent the working people.

    • @claytonatchinson8421
      @claytonatchinson8421 4 года назад +1

      Cathleen Baldwin Maggi Americans also need to demand that we Americans can vote to make Term Ali it's for the Supreme Court of he United States Judges and we should add Two more Judges to the Supreme Court.

    • @claytonatchinson8421
      @claytonatchinson8421 4 года назад

      Damn spell check. My response should have said "term Limits" for our Judges to the Supreme Court of the USA

  • @harleyboy5768
    @harleyboy5768 4 года назад

    The distinction is that requested mail in ballots is different than shot gunning ballots out to all voters. Current mail in elections have had a failed acceptable ballot rate of 20 to 30 %.

  • @harshchaturvedi2657
    @harshchaturvedi2657 4 года назад +14

    I am an Indian but I am so damn excited that what will happen when Trump loses... 😂

  • @tweegeTX3
    @tweegeTX3 2 года назад

    Loved the plot twist how the hot Eurochick was onto it AF and dismantled the BS straight up

  • @themissionproductions2336
    @themissionproductions2336 4 года назад +1

    How the hell did these Noble Prize guys pick Trump for the peace Noble ? God damn

  • @BurkesBucknFirewood
    @BurkesBucknFirewood 4 года назад +5

    Hello jimmy

  • @janedoe805
    @janedoe805 4 года назад +6

    They’re going to have to drag him out by his orange ankles!

  • @tamrasmith1744
    @tamrasmith1744 4 года назад +5

    With the way 2020 is going, I was praying the asteroid would hit us.☄️

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 3 года назад +2

    I come back to this to check Jimmy's fortune telling abilities and I have to say.... I'd invest if he started a psychic reading business.

  • @carolinebarrett4736
    @carolinebarrett4736 4 года назад +1

    Lol ... the crazy part was that she was the first person to actually question whether the statements were true or not , and she was the only non American 🤣🤣 it’s a sign of the times... what we’ve come to expect 🙄

  • @el7jake
    @el7jake 4 года назад +11

    "Get rid of the ballots." Unbelievable. "The ballots are a disaster." He's the only one in the world that thinks that, I think.

  • @kasondaleigh6654
    @kasondaleigh6654 4 года назад

    That Censorship bit was hilarious!! 🤣

  • @Badz_B34chst4r
    @Badz_B34chst4r 4 года назад

    When PAB says "I have been complaining very strongly about the mail-in ballots..." it's a dead give away that even he himself does not believe it's true but voicing the claim as a means to an end.

  • @cutestgirl4u
    @cutestgirl4u 4 года назад +9

    This scary! I can’t trust republicans word with all lies.

    • @zachmullin8891
      @zachmullin8891 4 года назад +2

      The democrats literally use race to win elections

  • @kjackav9690
    @kjackav9690 4 года назад

    Jimmy you're back!!!! Yes! 👍👍👍🏆

  • @emofascist
    @emofascist 4 года назад

    Where the hell do they find these people???

  • @spritals
    @spritals 4 года назад +2

    Actually the blond womyn with the open belly was definitely the cutest, she was also the absolutely smartest of them lol too funny!!

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 4 года назад

    We NEED to abolish the electoral college

  • @skateordie9628
    @skateordie9628 4 года назад +6

    9:34 she's hot at hell... AND smarter than the rest?
    How un-american lol!

  • @liloiax22
    @liloiax22 4 года назад +1

    Just the idea of Ivanka as a SCJ member is sickening

  • @lokenlclan9666
    @lokenlclan9666 4 года назад +1

    That was the Primary election ballots

  • @natecorbs
    @natecorbs 4 года назад +3

    You know things are bad when Late Night show hosts are speaking up about how bad our president it!

  • @tomg6318
    @tomg6318 4 года назад

    How could somebody think he nominated Ivanka for the Supreme Court and then approve of it. Is something happening to people from a realm we can't understand

  • @Seumito
    @Seumito 4 года назад +1

    How daré she wear a crucifix while spouting such venom!

  • @omennemo8844
    @omennemo8844 4 года назад +4

    Show a picture of all these ballots he's talking about. What are the dems going to fight this facsist.

    • @sg_kerb
      @sg_kerb 4 года назад

      In what way is he a fascist?

  • @azizsyed9088
    @azizsyed9088 4 года назад +7

    I am early af