Trump’s Voter Fraud, Sexy Superspreading & Biden-Bashing
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2020
- After months of Trump yammering about how the vote is rigged, the California Republican Party stands accused of setting up illegal ballot boxes, Jimmy and Guillermo try a mysterious and exciting new fruit called the “Pinkglow Pineapple,” Trump continues huge unmasked events despite a second wave of COVID cases sweeping the country, his rallies start to take a sexy turn, we have a new edition of “Drunk Donald Trump,” NBC is set to air a town hall for Trump on the same night as Joe Biden’s on ABC, and words of hope that we need badly right now from Jimmy’s cousin Micki.
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“It’s okay boss” Guillermo is why I keep watching kimmel, I love that man
We need a whole yr without hearing the name Trump that sure would be great wouldn't it!!!
It truly would be living the dream.
I’ll sleep for a hundred years,really
Too bad for you, as you will be hearing his name for four more years.
@@funkyfiss you're right. I know he'll get reelected. I wish their was a candidate that was bipartisan. I don't like how overly sensitive snowflakes are I also don't care for hardcore right wingers .I just want an elective to be smart and take time to think things through and willing to compromise and try to work with the other party. Not a party only mentality.
@@donovan1971 preach man, ppl segregating themselves by political preference is detrimental to society.
He wants to kiss men and women? How progressive of him. I knew he’d come around.
He been kissing men for years
He said the same thing in the Minnesota rally. Wonder if he said it in the Iowa one.
Well, he keeps playing YMCA and Macho Man at his rallies. It’s been a hint all along!
Guillermo cracks me up...
"that's the sound of democracy"
All I hear in his rallies is ME.
How bad people are treating him, how bad the Democrats say things about him, etc. The truth is, they are not insulting him, just telling the people who he is,, just the truth. He is the one who insult everybody without reasons neither facts.
He doesn't talk about plans for the future, actions he will take about the place, etc.
He is a child with a big tantrum.
That's well said, Andres. The remarkable thing is how many people are completely indifferent to his utter lack of vision.
He is still ranting about Obama and Clinton while thousands die!
Please don’t insult children.
They don’t care. They still love him. Nothing will change that. It’s horrifying.
@@missg.5940 because Obama put us in this position by sending money to that wuhan lab
“That’s the sound of democracy!” 😂😂😂
I died
@@NARNONDU I was literally going to say that exactly the same
😂😂😂😂
I never really liked those ballots anyway. I vote in person now and nothing short of nuclear fallout is gonna stop me
[Shredding Machine eating Guillermo’s vote] ... “That’s the sound of democracy”
"I can't sit in the basement", NO? No, 'cause there is no golfcourse down there.
Obama played a lot of golf. Whats your point?
At least Trump is sporty he also runs ramps and stairs
@hatt hatt I can't remember a lie, which do u mean?
Someone build him a mini course
@@michaeld9682 Trump has golfed twice as much and during a pandemic
There are real issues. But he uses the most powerful position on the planet to talk about the pillow guy and kissing his supporters.
If he is considered a moron, and people call his followers morons, then that means that the majority of this country are morons. And if there are mostly morons and the majority vote for a moron, then that’s democracy for you.
@@funveeable - I’ve been on this earth & in this country almost as long as trump, and most are morons. However, most never thought about voting until a reality show host was named the nominee.
@@funveeable I am not american but I thought you do not need the majority to be president? Maybe I was wrong.
@@Maca64N Technically yes. The electoral college is designed to protect the minority from mob rule. A true democracy where majority rules will go down like the Soviet Union did when it started. There will always be fewer rich people than poor people but everyone has the same vote power.
@@funveeable alright thanks!
That tRump Superspreader billboard is beautiful. Though not as beautiful as the anti-tRump Evangelical-directed billboards religiously denouncing tRump, now those are beautiful!
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A dummy is a guy who gets called 'not all there' and then goes and takes a cognitive test and starts rhyming some of the answers for the media. Person, man, woman, camera, TV!
Asians
As a REAL Christian, Id love for a Trumpian christian to explain the Christ-approved behavior in this. This alone, I wont even bring up the 1000's of other blasphemies & deceptions that are turning the easily deceived or "on-the-fence" against authentic Christianity.
Being Jamaican when I watched Jimmy hacked up that pineapple I said to myself for $49 a pop I'm eating the damn skin😂😂. Nutten nah waste nutten nah dash weh😂😂
$49 is a bargain when you learn that, in Europe during the 1700s, they were only for the extremely(!) wealthy...
Tropical pineapples: Yellow for the beautiful, warm sunshine...
And now pink to commemorate your ivory winter flesh after a few minutes exposure to that same sunshine 🤣🤣
Oh gosh! I’m Jamaican and I heard my granny cussing about throwing away half the pineapple in the skin. I winced!
We making pineapple drink with the skin. You know it 😁
Look here nuh! A feel a chill run down mi back 😆 what an atrocity!
@@rustycherkas8229 European monarchs had heated, fully glass enclosed pineapple gardens to grow them. It was so priced that it was rarely eaten, but often just put up as a show piece. There were even pineapples that you could rent for an evening for this purpose.
The guy that supposed to protect America can't even protect his own family.
Is that family guy profile pic?
He can’t even protect himself
Peter the Goat 🐐
That was Melania's anniversary present.
Well, it stands to reason, trump is a useless dotard. Kim was right.
No one wants to acknowledge that Guillermo literally carries this show on his back. My hero
Just a friendly reminder:
A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away the orange pumking! VOTE!!!
Jimmie laughing at his own jokes is the best lol
@Rita 23 y.o I WANT В0У !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!!! What do you do, auto generate words ? Tf
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Stay safe and stay healthy, our votes are our voices and they are being heard so please vote, Vote, VOTE!!!
For Trump
He never speaks of policy. Just name call. How could you vote for this.
Hence the cheating
Former White House chief of staff, retired Marine Gen. John Kelly, has told friends that President Donald Trump "is the most flawed person" he's ever known.
"The depths of his dishonesty is just astounding to me. The dishonesty, the transactional nature of every relationship, though it's more pathetic than anything else. He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life," the retired Marine general has told friends, CNN has learned.
But his ignorant followers call it a speech. They wouldn't know a speech if they heard it.
@Karkle uhhhh how again ?
Exactly
"Thats the sound of democracy" - Guillermo 2020 😆
That "drunk Trump" thing killed me!!
I thought Trump sounded drunk lots of times without slowing it down
it's just the stable genius coming out
@@rachelzimmerman2773 A stable is where he belongs , with his flock
I thought i was drunk many times i heard him!!
@@myfriendscallmek2745 I bet Trump causes a lot of drinking problems.
@@MrTarmonbarry Then he’d be a stable genius hyuck hyuck lol
This wouldn’t be as difficult if more of the population was scientifically literate 😕
Or literate.
Exactly!! Man if we took science and literacy seriously and keep religion from it then look how far as a people we would be..
social distancing harms the immune system (immune system works on human contact)
Masks are not a scientific solution this is a medieval pestis solution
"Science" can also be weaponized against the people. Haven't you heard about the Lancet journal article that had to be retracted? When the super rich own scientific journal publishing companies, they use "science" as a weapon against the people.
Trump and a pumpkin have the same thing: Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and throw it away in November
Best. Comment. Ever.
He’ll be president again.....
@Cap285 ur mad it’s true
@@jmemphisTX He lost. Maybe in 2024 but i doubt it even then. People have had enough trump for a while.
I don't know why, but I find Guillermo just adorable!
He looks like he would be such a good friend!😂
"Worst candidate ever" and "advertises more than anyone we've ever seen" are statements that perfectly describe Trump. He's literally talking about himself lol
imagine actually thinking this lol
So you're saying that president's that supported slavery were better gotcha
@@davidsalinas9 Trump despises you.
@@adamwhittaker9620 ok 👌
@@davidsalinas9 Well apparently that’s what Trump is saying about Biden.
Everytime I see and hear him talk, my brain just stops about his stupid remarks. I can't understand why these people don't understand that. Most must be paid to do that.
Guillermo officially has one of the best jobs in the world.
Yeah he jus needs to get a tik tok😂
“The memoirs of Guillermo rated R starts Friday”
I love the fact that Jimmy looks after his relatives.
It blows my mind trump has an audience. I mean in a normal world this would be in a movie as a complete joke. Please someone wake me up from this 4 year nightmare
Come on now, do consider that there is quite a lot that people like about the president. Try looking into the oppositions point of view and you may find the real reason Trump has such an enthusiastic follower base even before he became president
@@funveeable yeah like his voters like white supremacy
Why is NO ONE talking about Jimmy's mad knife skills?
Bruh, he wasted like most of it LMAO
I’m impressed!! He must have been watching a bunch of cooking shows during quarantine 😂😂
Jimmy, the best of all the late night show hosts! The kindest and the most humble. Wish you and your loved ones a happy and long life!
“That’s the sound of democracy “ lmfao..Sure tf is.
Yep, I caught that too, and giggled a bit 🤣😂🤣
Yes, I do imagine Trump losing to Biden.
Mira, 👍👍👍👍!
Im not feeling so great about it, but I sure hope Trump loses.
It’s literally a coin flip just like 2016. If you truly wish for your side to win, you cannot sit idle. People who love the president will vote for him and anyone who sits this election out will regret it if their opposition wins.
I think you’ll be surprised when trump wins again.
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"If Trump loses, we're going to be doing a lot of this stuff on the show," lmao
Can you imagine? Talking about something other than what the most recent insane thing the US President has done this week?
Cousin Nicki is very very right. The smallest thing that could make you smile and have you feel good as your doing good, is worth it and really important. Don't give up on finding the smallest thing in life that is sourced on positive and good, to be something you radiate too whilst out in your daily quests.
Wow Jimmy! I really am impressed by your knife skills! Well done ✔
All that is needed for the forces of evil to succeed is for enough good
men to remain silent. Vote. Help those around you vote. We can't sit
it out and hope others voting is enough. We have to get to the polls
and we have to help those around us get there. You need to be a
motivating force to vote. 60 percent won't do it here.... we have to
bring 100 percent of what we are.
One thing about humans is that no human truly gives it their all. Our potential is limitless so even if we think we have hit 100 percent, we still haven’t quite hit it.
He will have lots of men to kiss when he gets to prison
He promised to kiss all the guys! Let him!
He would like some practice before that
You're hilarious Jimmy! Thank you for this... I needed some laughter! God bless you!!!
Used to refer to someone like Trump as "certifiable." Now he's the poster boy.
He is nuts for sure
@@cathyleatherman3097 Actually, not half as nuts than those who still support the fool.
@@sunshine3914 so true!! 😂😅😂
Is no one gonna appreciate how jimmy perfectly cut the pineapple
He's immune, yeah right. I still think this was all a publicity stunt
I know it was a publicity stunt because got over it way too fast. And those idiot followers of his believe that he had covid.
@@rosariogal5358 that's exactly why I think it was a publicity stunt
@@rosariogal5358 It was a stunt. It was all fake. And after it was said and done he stood on the White House balcony hoping to hear the theme of Superman. What a joke.
Benedick Donald would not spend time in the basement....when he’s terrified he heads for the bunker.
Why is Guillermo in his underwear? "One less vote for Kanye, I guess," says Jimmy.
Voting early.
Should be "fewer".
Trump is a gross old man with saving balls. 🤮
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Speaking of underwear, someone in comments noted that “Trump was a skid mark on the American flag” ... wish I had said that ... lmao
Will be interesting when he comes down from the steroids.
Steroids speed up everything, including the aging process.
Trump: “That’s all we need now is a new sheet.” Yeah, because he’s had so much success shoveling the same sheet since 2015.
When Guillermo said "that's the sound of democracy", I lost it. 🤣😂🤣 Love that little dude.
I am baffled why the people at the trump rallies laugh.
I am baffled that people voluntarily attend the rallies!
If they didn’t laugh they’d have to cry.
They laugh because they are as stupid like trump himself
@@ashukemtaku6160 Exactly.. These are the same idiots who consider T RUMP to be "a stable genius" or "a really smart man" lol
It's like clapping at a Kim Jong Un rally....sorta compulsary.
I seriously don't know how you can make this video any better. Epic content my guy!
In the Iowa super-spreader rally look at the woman to Trump's left in a black hat and blue sweater... She looks about to keel over.
Why does the corona second wave feel like it's going to be like a Resin Evil second wave? Can you survive
Chill. We’re still in the trenches on this first wave. Our president is out here doing what can only be described as bio-terrorism at his rallies.
We just might descend into a real life ‘Purge: Election Year’ before we enter a second wave.
Here in italy the second wave is more dangerous than the first. I really hope that this situation will end soon because is scary
@@alessandrosilini521 you think they're trying to depopulate the earth? Because natural resources can run dry. Like when they're a too much algy in a pond and everything dies in that pond. They can't tell you how many kids you can have so I think they're secretly depopulating threw other means.
Round 5 is when the dogs come
We need to set up the teleporter pad before then
Btw covid19 is very widespread but its not deadlier as the flu. And social distancing harms the immune system (immune system works on human contact)
This is why we love Kimmel
You will Learn your Best Lessons from the Worst People...
He thinks he's Superman but didn't Dracula also use a cape.🇺🇸🇺🇸V🔵TE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
At least the MAGA hats make it easier to spot Covid carriers.
Maybe add a spittle-friendly dropdown visor?
😂😂😂
Trump is such an embarrassment.
Yeah, Jimmy should retire
Edit: The original post from Larry just said, "He is such an embarrassment." He since edited it.
@@Wreckdum true, I personally like Conan better
@@davidsalinas9 hell yeah
Historic lows for unemployment isn’t.
@Lisa Kelzer you must know a lot. Can you tell me why?
Guillermo's laugh at 4 mins, as they lowered down "Spongebob's" new home, was hilariously adorable. Thank you! 💙🙏🏻💜
I love words of hope.
Spread them.
I watch for Guillermo’s shenanigans he’s the best
Jimmy Kimmel and Fallon are becoming my favorite Jimmy's lol
Jimmy you are the best! Love that humor!!😅😅❤Guillermo
Hilary Clinton knows what it’s like to lose to the single worst candidate in history.....lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Past tense
This is why Linsey Graham does not have monies for his campaign.
Did he spend his check on heels and pearls *again*?
You mean "Ms Linsey"
Damn, trump's now running against himself, hope he loses✌️
Cindy, he will lose. You have my word on that. Stay well girl.
Overreactions ?
Yeah ig so, after Biden announced that he’s running for senate 😂😂😂 Biden is a joke
@@blondeshoooter that was a funny Biden f up lmao
@@chriszerkel5874 only way he wins is by cheating. U stay well also✌️
This is Really Good. Right On Jimmy.
Even without a big audience, I am so happy to see you in the studio.. The at home was good for a while but we are tired
Where is policy? Where is commitment to anything even related to real policy work, this man makes me 🤮
His policy wasn’t in the short clips that Kimmel showed. They were in the later part of that rally which is about 45 minutes. And his policy is to bring law and order to American cities and to be tough on China economically.
There is no plan or policy.
Trump talks allot about his policy. They don't show it too you. You have to watch the whole speeches. Also watch the whole speeches of Biden. Who really doesn't talk about policy. And in his last speech said he was running for the SENATE! Clearly the man is Senile and unfit for the presidency.
Check out the huge Billboard that some disgruntled Iowa farmers paid for… Right by the Des Moines airport where trump had a rally today.
Jimmy: "What does this take like, Guillermo?"
Guillermo: "Like _free_ pineapple! 😎"
Aside from everything else, one would be ashamed to have a president talking like that. Oh well, every population has an uneducated segment!
Donald Trump is to statesman, as Sean Hannity is to newscasters.
It is sensible for them to exchange saliva on the public airwaves.
Comedian in chief #45
Dear God, what the hell is he talking about? Just wow! Does trump ever talk about anything important? And he’s projecting himself onto Joe. Joe is a good guy, trump is not. He is so petty and small. He’s like a bad cartoon.
‘I’ll start kissing everyone....”. Another promise made, promise broken.
We can only hope!
Thank you thank you for bringing Micki
Lovely to see Jimmy have fun with a pineapple! 😅🤣 that little laugh as he was cutting. So cute.
hey trump, the only thing you're immune to is logic and facts
he is immune from shame too he is shameless and he think its cool what a moron
I like presidents who haven't got Covid-19👍🏻😑😒
@@MichaelLitz amen
@Claude, The Finest From Deluge Not hate. Mostly pity the fool and the poor benighted fools who will vote (again) for him.
Legit any President would’ve got infected, think of how many people come in contact with the president every day. He can’t just “isolate”
@@MichaelLitz it's probably due to all the medication for the Covid😂
You just mad even Covid-19 chose Trump over Biden not even Covid wanted Biden.
Donald has such an infectious personality. It's contagious!
Your awesome ...cant stop laughing ...sending love from Canada 🇨🇦 stay safe ❤
He is nothing but a “ huge” disappointment to humanity.
Yuge...
Not simply HUGE, but a beautiful disappointment, a perfect disappointment. No other person in the world can disappoint bigger than he does. Everyone knows that!
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if stupidity were painful??
@Michelle Michaud u single 🤔⁉️
@@population-_-420 really, dude?
It has to be. They have to have headaches all the time to be stupid enough to support trump.
It's painful to watch, that's for sure.
I love Guillermo! 😂😂😅😅 He's so cute and funny
"Some of your friends could use sheets." LOL
I surprised Trump didn’t just say there is no election and I will be here 4 more years, try to stop me.
He is smarter than he looks as you can see by his enthusiastic crowd. Stopping someone from becoming president by a vote is a right so if people want to do it, they are free to try it.
Don't give him ideas...... I can just hear him say, "I'm the president, I can do this, not many people know that, but people are telling me I can just make myself president again, believe me."
Petulant child Trump doesn't get to cancel an election. If he doesn't understand that now, he will.
@Auto Werks Thats funny 😄
"I think believing in Unicorns is realistic."
Are we supposed to capitalize "Unicorn?" Somehow it feels offensive if I dont.
Don't think capitalizing unicorn is necessary, but it definitely looks better, ha.
I just love Guillermo’s laugh @ 4:03! 😂 it’s the best!
Notice how not many people laughed when he made a joke about Joe Biden lmaoooo.
His core-supporters loved it yes :D
Because he's a piece of garbage and can't think on his own . It might alienate him and he'll lose his pathetic show
Let us get out and VOTE for BIDEN/HARRIS in GREAT NUMBERS so there is NO
QUESTION as to who is the clear WINNER! We have a chance to save our
DEMOCRACY! Let's DO IT!
Americans, take a bow.
4 years ago, many were worried if America will survive 4 years of Trumpism. You did!
Not yet. You're jumping the shark here. Lame duck Trump will be the scariest time of all.
It's not over yet!!!! We the people survive, but the Country is in a hell of a mess!! Can the Beautiful USA recover???
About to survive 4 more! Leggo
I will no longer think that things can't get any crazier.
"Do things that make you happy. For me, sit on a unicorn" Brilliant
Trump never talked about any important issues of the country. What a clown!
The ony issue is the fact that people don't praise him enough! Everything else is perfect, he created utopia, and now he just needs a little bit more appreciation for it. That's what his rallies are for...
I wanna chill with cousin Micki!
Excellent show. Thanks always
Lol believe unicorns. I love it! Jimmy you're a hoot!
Kimmel, Trumpee knows about kind guys on both sides... they need sheets cause they make holes 4 their eyes... kkkkkkkkk!
May the Universe have mercy on our souls
Amen.
Ask JESUS to have mercy on us!
@@milasgamma6143 not everyone believes in Jesus. The universe is universal.
@@alexandriareetz2597 everyone will meet Him one day, whether they believe or not. Those of us that do, will be in Heaven with Him forever, those that don't will be somewhere else...
"Sound of democracy". Spot on.
aunt micki said it quickly ICYMI "believe in kindness"
If trump loses this is kind of thing we will be doing on the show - lol...that sounds sooooo sweet. Whew, can you imagine finally...not dealing with this living hell from trump nonstop?! We can dream...
Lol if trump loses, even you have zero confidence in biden hahaha