Trump Attacks Fauci As COVID Cases Spike

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • Jimmy tells the mysterious story of a bird that pooped on his door, the Dodgers advance to the World Series, and Trump goes to church in Vegas, attacks Dr.Fauci despite using him in his ads, debates what he's going to do if he loses, Kirstie Allie tweets her support, Trump is expected to have to pay back $900 million dollars in loans, a very handsome edition of Drunk Donald Trump, and since he is so concerned about dishwashers, it would seem Trump’s backup plan for the next four years might be in the world of household appliance and repair.
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  • @Sonny1065LV
    @Sonny1065LV 3 года назад +41

    That 3rd wife joke was dope🤣🤣

  • @pandabear4565
    @pandabear4565 3 года назад +823

    "He likes to call her first lady, because it sounds better than third wife"

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 3 года назад +16

      Probably can't remember her name !

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 3 года назад +15

      @Markus Olinn First skank.

    • @amandagardner565
      @amandagardner565 3 года назад +19

      first prostitute is more accurate for melanoma.

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 года назад +20

      He calls her First Lady because half the time he can’t remember her name

    • @doh4828
      @doh4828 3 года назад +10

      @Markus Olinn that’s your response? Like, really? Try harder man😂

  • @lizabethloper2667
    @lizabethloper2667 3 года назад +22

    He talks about showers and dishwashers!! Unbelievable!! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @shorseyletterkenny
    @shorseyletterkenny 3 года назад +153

    When talking about dishwashers / water pressure, he was high as a kite on some stimulant. He was tweeking hard

    • @blake6120
      @blake6120 3 года назад +1

      Hes straight edge ya moron

    • @daveroberts6884
      @daveroberts6884 3 года назад +10

      Its the steroids. If he keeps taking them the day after the election he will go to Walter Reed and never return. Here's hoping. VOTE

    • @meme-ku5qk
      @meme-ku5qk 3 года назад +7

      He just glazes over when reflecting back to the bye-gone days when women stayed and home concerning themselves with only a worry of how clean the family dishes are. Big thoughts are for men.

    • @blake6120
      @blake6120 3 года назад

      @Harold Moore oh please share this authentic picture you speak of that would get worldwide news coverage.

    • @alisonfriedman5288
      @alisonfriedman5288 3 года назад +3

      He already ranted over this back in the spring. It was right around the same time that he claimed the noise made by wind turbines give you cancer

  • @karenquehl6869
    @karenquehl6869 3 года назад +35

    This is just beyond the pale! Please vote him out. I am watching from Canada.

    • @cortc3177
      @cortc3177 3 года назад

      Stop listening to our American media. They are not our friends.

    • @JWrabbitry
      @JWrabbitry 3 года назад +4

      Another Canadian here... I agree vote him out!

    • @mrcurly1147
      @mrcurly1147 3 года назад +2

      Canucks for Biden, yeah. Make America Normal Again!

    • @JoshCockerham
      @JoshCockerham 2 года назад +1

      if you are from cannada then why do you care

    • @FO_Biggles
      @FO_Biggles 6 месяцев назад

      @@JoshCockerham Compassion.

  • @aundrapalmer517
    @aundrapalmer517 3 года назад +88

    I'm just so done with Trump. He has got to go!!!

    • @JustMeIvan
      @JustMeIvan 3 года назад +5

      been saying that since 2016

    • @FlowaMan
      @FlowaMan 3 года назад +2

      🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @bsstyle123
      @bsstyle123 3 года назад

      Bidens not the ideal replacement...

  • @gueyo5525
    @gueyo5525 3 года назад +69

    Its beyond me that people go to hear this man 🤔

    • @pigjones2724
      @pigjones2724 3 года назад +8

      Andres bello it’s a cult

    • @roseandrade2114
      @roseandrade2114 3 года назад +9

      It shows how ignorance prevails. He said he loves stupid people.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 3 года назад +4

      @@roseandrade2114 But risk getting covid for the sake of hearing about water? Very wet water by the standpoint of water 😁😂🤣That's beyond stupid🤡

    • @SpiritOrb-tm8gf
      @SpiritOrb-tm8gf 3 года назад +1

      Because he knows many words

    • @brendasparkman2480
      @brendasparkman2480 3 года назад +4

      You all know he is a spoiled little orange boy who never worked

  • @mattmobile
    @mattmobile 3 года назад +9

    Oh my god “handy don” literally had me rofl

  • @yardieslang007
    @yardieslang007 3 года назад +88

    It takes a very special person to be the subject in every media outlet in the world every day for 4 years straight with a negative outlook. Just wow 😳.

    • @GrinannBarrett
      @GrinannBarrett 3 года назад +2

      I'd like to put a question to Donald Trump and Meghan Markle..."who do you love more than yourself?...🤔
      and, how many lies did it take, to totally lose your f*ckin mind!?

    • @R7300
      @R7300 3 года назад

      All you have to do is be a republican president

    • @ruthingle1487
      @ruthingle1487 3 года назад +2

      The majority of news reported is bad news so someone who can create bad news every day isn't 'special' they're a dangerous liability.

    • @MathiasTJL
      @MathiasTJL 3 года назад +4

      @@R7300 actually no, him being a threat as a President is because of who and what he is. Nothing to do with what party he's in, it's just HIM.
      He has to go, for the good of mankind.

    • @Madamelaserpent
      @Madamelaserpent 3 года назад

      That is some talent

  • @graysonmackenzie719
    @graysonmackenzie719 3 года назад +165

    “He likes to call her First Lady, because that sounds better then 3rd Wife”
    ROASTED 🔥

    • @brendakirby8481
      @brendakirby8481 3 года назад +1

      She is still the First Lady and that drives you nuts.

    • @janedough6410
      @janedough6410 3 года назад +1

      Nobody cares.... she doesn't even care.

    • @blucas4
      @blucas4 3 года назад

      🔥 boom 🔥 roasted 🔥

    • @alejandrodelrivero4590
      @alejandrodelrivero4590 3 года назад

      @@brendakirby8481 ***first hooker lady dont get it wrong

    • @brendakirby8481
      @brendakirby8481 3 года назад

      @@alejandrodelrivero4590 JEALOUS.She was never a hooker.She was a nude model.Not many women beautiful enough to be one.

  • @cathyleatherman3097
    @cathyleatherman3097 3 года назад +70

    Biden is the best candidate to get us out of this mess Trump created

    • @MoneyBetsAllDay
      @MoneyBetsAllDay 3 года назад +9

      Haha right .. Biden has been in office for 47 years and has locked up more black people than has taking in bribes 😂😂 and that’s a lot

    • @SieMRJ
      @SieMRJ 3 года назад +3

      You are delusional

    • @allein50
      @allein50 3 года назад +6

      Yes, America deserves Dementia Joe and his crack addict son.

    • @moneyparhar
      @moneyparhar 3 года назад +4

      Biden can't even get out of basement

    • @victornewman508
      @victornewman508 3 года назад +5

      Trump is the deranged scary orange clown

  • @ukpaul9221
    @ukpaul9221 3 года назад +31

    "The worst candidate in the elections." - you got it, Donnie - IT'S YOU!!

  • @alanice22
    @alanice22 3 года назад +26

    What in the dishwasher is he’s talking about....

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 3 года назад +1456

    Welcome to America where the movie "Idiocracy" has become a documentary.

    • @tmashadi
      @tmashadi 3 года назад +21

      @ZeroWolf so true. The education kept inaccessible and promoted as indoctrinatation for a reason. Of course we get mad at folks coming from south of the boarder to steal our min wage jobs but can't even dream of having one of them 6 figure jobs we invite foreigners, who get their free education elsewhere, to come fill.

    • @l00t3R
      @l00t3R 3 года назад +4

      @ZeroWolf and the rest lol. They teach devolution?

    • @TheJeanneguerrero
      @TheJeanneguerrero 3 года назад +4

      Exactly

    • @theepiccrafthouse9760
      @theepiccrafthouse9760 3 года назад +25

      Thats not fair to president Kamacho

    • @michaelfondaw6752
      @michaelfondaw6752 3 года назад +44

      President Kamancho actually listened to someone smarter than him.

  • @derrick4043
    @derrick4043 3 года назад +5

    Meanwhile, on the Navajo reservation 10-20 gallons of water 💦 has to last a week for a family.

  • @puregirl22
    @puregirl22 3 года назад +53

    "Now the dishwashers are incredible. They work beautifully." 😂

    • @teresabush2781
      @teresabush2781 3 года назад

      Wtf

    • @JacyTeh
      @JacyTeh 3 года назад +7

      Donald sounds like an amateur stand up routine without a punchline. His groupies politely laugh but have no idea what the hell he is on about

    • @pigjones2724
      @pigjones2724 3 года назад

      Amber nuts

    • @JCSolis_Lit
      @JCSolis_Lit 3 года назад

      @Egg Flour Soup actually, the problem in Flint's been going on for years, before Obama was in office.
      Hope they fixed that problem already.

  • @davidbatin1699
    @davidbatin1699 3 года назад +311

    He attacks everybody he dislike dead or alive.

    • @David-rf9qd
      @David-rf9qd 3 года назад +8

      This sicko man had to be stopped ,surely in November.

    • @ferretfriend5458
      @ferretfriend5458 3 года назад +3

      He dislikes people who do not agree with him.

    • @tommcfeely8707
      @tommcfeely8707 3 года назад +3

      Hes attacked John McCain 3 to 4 times since hes died, because even dead McCain is more of a man of honor than trump will ever be.

    • @yourlocalalexis4578
      @yourlocalalexis4578 3 года назад +2

      He knows he is losing... he just wont show it ...tough guy! Biden-Harris 2020!!

    • @kerrodmckenna7943
      @kerrodmckenna7943 3 года назад +1

      Just like how every person in media attacks him for literally anything

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +60

    "... He made his first charitable donation of the year."
    Or, ever.

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +1

      Idk...i think he might have donated to planned parenthood & may be PART of why he doesn't
      want his taxes shown. He was asked "Have u ever paid for an abortion?" His response was to grin like a chessy cat, look the other way, & say, "Next question!".

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +1

      Funny watching him count. Probably making sure he gives no more than five 20's. At any rate, that certainly wasn't his tithe.

    • @godisgood1580
      @godisgood1580 3 года назад +2

      @Diego he never donated, 250 million dollars of his personal money to any black community.

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +1

      @DiegoNot taking a salary is the LEAST he could do. How much taxpayer money has gone into covering his various bankruptcies? And do you actually think he gave 250m out of his pocket? You don't think that's taxpayer money? Ok.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 3 года назад +3

      @@godisgood1580 donates 200k annual wages gets.1 milli9n in fees to stay at his own properties. Yep that seems like a great deal for the tax.payer I wo7ld rather don got to pay of some of the interest on his debt rather than.us.children get tax payer funded insliyn.

  • @agolftwittler5862
    @agolftwittler5862 3 года назад +10

    Agolf Twittler's dance moves are like a roach caught in a glue trap! 😁🤢🤮😵

  • @Avatar2312
    @Avatar2312 3 года назад +133

    "I will have lost against the worst candidate..." - so this is how Hillary felt

    • @dadfather2170
      @dadfather2170 3 года назад +16

      God I hate that woman but I feel like I owe her an apology from the entire United States for putting trump in office over her.

    • @patron4701
      @patron4701 3 года назад +3

      Hillary is a loser anyway

    • @OsirisIxchel
      @OsirisIxchel 3 года назад +9

      @@patron4701 Naw. We need to graduate from the electoral college. Hillary won by over 3 million votes, a number unprecedented in the history of the country ... by a woman no less. We are all losers now... and if he "wins" this election you best pick a torch.

    • @Avatar2312
      @Avatar2312 3 года назад

      @@patron4701 Nevertheless. If the statement is true, than Donald is running and losing against himself (which is actually kind of true).

    • @hoochiecoochieman2533
      @hoochiecoochieman2533 3 года назад +3

      The electoral college is the only reason why the Republican Party is still a thing. No way they getting rid of it

  • @mrstevens445
    @mrstevens445 3 года назад +77

    Jimmy is doing his part
    America, please do your part
    Put the country over party
    Put the world over country
    This is no longer about you, plsss🙏

    • @liberty8100
      @liberty8100 3 года назад +3

      You hear the man, VOTE Trump 2020!

    • @thecryptohacker9976
      @thecryptohacker9976 3 года назад +3

      If this idiot wins, America is officially the dumbest country in the world.

    • @mrstevens445
      @mrstevens445 3 года назад +1

      @Diego "everyone who does evil hates the light and will not come close to it for fear that their deeds will be exposed..." RUN far away Diego, RUN!!!

    • @buddhacook1087
      @buddhacook1087 3 года назад +1

      I endorse this statement
      🇦🇺.......... 🙏🇺🇸👍

    • @buddhacook1087
      @buddhacook1087 3 года назад

      @Diego bot😳🙄

  • @TeslaEVolution
    @TeslaEVolution 3 года назад +44

    Potus seems a bit more unhinged than usual?

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 3 года назад

      @Norman Heslington 💀

    • @ClaudeMagicbox
      @ClaudeMagicbox 3 года назад

      He's hooked to the bottle.
      I've always wondered how come everybody believes his being a soda guy just because he says so.
      Maybe he's a closet drunk, it's a well known fact that in the WH he shuts himself in his private appartments at 6 PM only to reappear at 10 AM in the morning plus he constantly disappears in his own private resorts for weekends...maybe he just boozes away like crazy when he's sure not to be seen :-D

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +1

      I can't tell.

  • @barbarabarlow9819
    @barbarabarlow9819 3 года назад +14

    I'm tired. He got to go.

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 3 года назад

      @o o People like you have been calling for the armageddon every time the other guy wins. Shut up already.

    • @qq800as
      @qq800as 3 года назад

      congratulations, he is gone

  • @cosmiccharlie7399
    @cosmiccharlie7399 3 года назад +4

    That dishwasher rant sounded like a tweaker high as hell! 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +89

    Somewhere there's a debt collector who just saw Donnie with that 100 bucks, and picked up the phone.

  • @NN-kk4de
    @NN-kk4de 3 года назад +21

    Those tiny 👐accordion hands 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobmartin3418
    @jacobmartin3418 3 года назад +34

    Jokes aside, we really need him out of office...An election has never been so crucial. God help us all.

    • @johnc1666
      @johnc1666 3 года назад +3

      So now we know fauci funded the lab and tried to hide it, should we have listened to Trump?

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 3 года назад +30

    tRump: Can you imagine if I lose?
    Biden: Yes I can!

    • @null-1
      @null-1 3 года назад +1

      Villains in movies after losing to protagonist:
      “IMPOSSIBLE! IT CAN’T BE.”
      Trump after losing the election to Biden:
      “IMPOSSIBLE! IT CAN’T BE.”
      I see no difference.

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 3 года назад +103

    Im so confused about this plumbing strategy...are people really voting based on kitchen sink issues?

    • @sheilacrabtree5993
      @sheilacrabtree5993 3 года назад +5

      It should be KITCHEN TABLE issues, He is an IDIOT!

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 3 года назад +7

      I think he believes his suburban housewives are home with nothing going on in their lives except their home appliances. And that suits him because he is not capable of talking about complex issues.

    • @isaacquaye3443
      @isaacquaye3443 3 года назад

      someone spoke for nearly 2hrs and they show you 1-minute clip and because of that, you have already reached a conclusion about the person. Am not surprised at you but I guess the person who showed you that short clip will be surprised at your comment

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 3 года назад +4

      @@isaacquaye3443 I watched the first debate and he used his opportunity to talk about issues to attack. Do you know what his plans are? His health plan? Infrastructure? Anything?

    • @BazzBrother
      @BazzBrother 3 года назад +2

      @@isaacquaye3443 "please disregard my candidates speech, only listen to the parts that make him look good please"

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 3 года назад +98

    He only donates laundered money after it's been through a dishwasher.

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +3

      Oh I seee...maybe he thinks his money is, and remains, dirty because of his diswasher. It's amazing how he will shift blame even to inanimate objects.

    • @williamkimmel6487
      @williamkimmel6487 3 года назад +1

      😅😆😁😄😃😀
      Kim

  • @okimawilcox1550
    @okimawilcox1550 3 года назад +42

    His followers are far more dangerous and unstable.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 3 года назад +6

      No kidding! They really believe he passed a bill that gives them more water in their toilets, showers and dish washers? Absolutely bizarre!

  • @kylewhite8286
    @kylewhite8286 3 года назад +3

    Handy Don 😂 😂

  • @bmorezoo
    @bmorezoo 3 года назад +139

    Pretty sure trump thought he was paying his 2020 taxes with that $100

    • @nenehjalloh8861
      @nenehjalloh8861 3 года назад +3

      That a good one

    • @TM-wr9ce
      @TM-wr9ce 3 года назад +4

      he did not give the whole 100, he palmed 20 and put in his pocket

    • @josephwindle-puente9259
      @josephwindle-puente9259 2 года назад

      From what I saw... the clip was played in reverse. Still funny tho 🤣

  • @teresaweaver1012
    @teresaweaver1012 3 года назад +165

    "No it's true" he says after telling a big ole whopper. His speeches could really be a crack up...in a damn movie. In "real life", they're mortifying.

    • @ChantzRisse
      @ChantzRisse 3 года назад +2

      Not unless you’re a nihilist, they don’t care about anything.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 3 года назад +3

      I keep wondering how many episodes or seasons will Netflix make in this dumpster fire of a regime. I am sure Netflix folks are seriously documenting daily all the disaster events, which are writing themselves.

    • @sandiharris5906
      @sandiharris5906 3 года назад

      @Moe I saw a crowded Texas Oklahoma game, so if football is doing it ...

  • @Prometheuss2013
    @Prometheuss2013 3 года назад +5

    “His tiny hands are perfect for delicate repair jobs’’. I totally lost it😂😂🤣

  • @watergate9557
    @watergate9557 3 года назад +2

    Whoever turns the last 4 years into a movie, will be a very rich national hero!

  • @gordonwedman3179
    @gordonwedman3179 3 года назад +499

    President of the United States is concerned about dishwashers during a pandemic. Only expected to be seen in a comedy show.

    • @illliliiliililliliililiiil912
      @illliliiliililliliililiiil912 3 года назад +11

      Absolutely astonishing

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 3 года назад +15

      AND his 'Hair ' & his Toilet !!! It's time too get his padded room ready & call in the White Coats... ... .. but then, when you think about That , it might be his plan to avoid the itchy fingers of the FBI who are eagerly waiting for him to leave the White House !!! 🤣👍💚🇦🇺⛪

    • @timorautiainen1783
      @timorautiainen1783 3 года назад +17

      I don't think that there is a comedian who is psychotic enough to come up with that kind of idea as Trump does.

    • @ousmanekonate5253
      @ousmanekonate5253 3 года назад +3

      Greeding from paris France is something

    • @deadave100
      @deadave100 3 года назад +8

      Maybe Cadet Bonespurs can get a dishwashing job in Prison, or will he get a Doctor's note..?? lol

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +41

    How can anyone go to see him and listen to him, let alone cheer?

    • @dadduorp
      @dadduorp 3 года назад +3

      I’m always looking at the people on the crowds. It seems to be made up of kids and curious gawkers who back in the early 1900’s, the type that would pay to see the Bearded Lady, “Pin Head Man” and other sideshow acts. I really don’t think they even listen most of the time and are just there for the “event” and novelty/celebrity aspect.
      Trump is our current day PT Barnum and sideshow freak in one.

    • @jackiewilson6249
      @jackiewilson6249 3 года назад

      They have to be uneducated and unemployed to listen to this orange man.

  • @jessevee6764
    @jessevee6764 3 года назад +2

    This is the best, funnest video! 😂🤣 Love you Jimmy Kimmel show 💕

  • @margithammer8835
    @margithammer8835 3 года назад +23

    His thing is to float ideas, then they happen. He's floating the idea of losing. Good.

  • @scafgal7242
    @scafgal7242 3 года назад +65

    Dear USA, Canada here. You know.... back in the early 1800's, you guys were having a lot of problems in the US, especially in the southern states. (back then, we were under British rule) So we decided to come down and help. We burnt the Whitehouse down! Did you need our help again? (just say the word ... lol)

    • @paintedwings74
      @paintedwings74 3 года назад +11

      Yes, we need your help. Also, your health insurance. We're already paying well above what you do, so hey, you can even have all the overpay just for putting up with us!

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 года назад

      Are you French? Cause those grammars doesn't look familiar to English

    • @87lafoie
      @87lafoie 3 года назад +2

      @@fathfez7991
      Really americans! Really.
      That's no very canadian, but I get it.

    • @whoreshoe
      @whoreshoe 3 года назад +3

      I’m pretty sure this is TED CRUZ

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sol029
    @sol029 3 года назад +19

    42 gallons a day. If everyone in the world could only be so lucky.

  • @johnyurong4312
    @johnyurong4312 3 года назад +19

    😂 if he loses to the worst candidate, wouldn’t that mean he’s the worst president..

    • @rushanamanuel3853
      @rushanamanuel3853 3 года назад +4

      If he loses America would be a much better country.

    • @nir1956
      @nir1956 3 года назад

      @@rushanamanuel3853 can you please tell me how

    • @gregwatson329
      @gregwatson329 3 года назад

      😂

  • @obi-wankenobi558
    @obi-wankenobi558 3 года назад +1

    I cant stop laughing. Hilarious. The truth hurts.

  • @MrCliverandy
    @MrCliverandy 3 года назад +35

    The spreader in chief..

  • @gailgalloway5078
    @gailgalloway5078 3 года назад +14

    "go to jail...
    Go directly to jail"!!! 😂😂😂

  • @HereForToday42
    @HereForToday42 3 года назад

    The dishwasher part would be perfect for a Sarah Cooper impersonation!

  • @JRBeatz7
    @JRBeatz7 3 года назад +1

    Always Jimmy Kimmel with CHEAP HUMOUR...

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 3 года назад +274

    *_Imagine attacking the scientist you made look like they support you_*

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 3 года назад +22

      He's been there for many administrations. Thats why Trump is not going all out on him because Republicans respect him.

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 3 года назад +7

      @Stephen Curry thats whats worse lmao

    • @am.3896
      @am.3896 3 года назад +5

      @Trumpfor Biden He been there for 6 President and a clown

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 3 года назад +1

      Double think is very effective on those lifeforms incapable of true thought.

    • @SharonBenson2674
      @SharonBenson2674 3 года назад

      @Diego who said he did?

  • @kawilui
    @kawilui 3 года назад +87

    This what happens when you elect a reality actor President ... He think it's show business ... VOTE HIM OUT!!!

    • @hapah4894
      @hapah4894 3 года назад +6

      You nailed it

    • @mikegamerguy4776
      @mikegamerguy4776 3 года назад +4

      You think they would have learned about electing actors with reagan. Trump literally ran on a Reagan campaign slogan.

    • @nala3038
      @nala3038 3 года назад +7

      @james hundley put down that Trump koolaid, it’s not good for you

    • @anjaoldnettle2841
      @anjaoldnettle2841 3 года назад +1

      He has watched hours of TV, mostly about himself. Then went tonten Oval Office and Twitter. He enjoyed his life, played golf. In the meantime he has like a maniac damaged what others have build. For example he took back over 80 rules to protect the environment.

    • @nala3038
      @nala3038 3 года назад +1

      @james hundley keep dreaming pal

  • @JAMESSMITH-co1qx
    @JAMESSMITH-co1qx 3 года назад +1

    I work at a dealership and found bird poop on the inside of the windshield of a new car.

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 3 года назад

    Did you see his face after dropping the cash in??????!!!!!!
    Like he was waiting for a personal thank you from the man upstairs. Lmaooooo

  • @adamclifton29
    @adamclifton29 3 года назад +34

    When your house is burning down, naturally you attack the firemen

    • @susantan7129
      @susantan7129 3 года назад +2

      Actually we blame the arsonist and the idiot fans who fan the flames .

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 3 года назад

      @@susantan7129
      I was following along
      But your analogy has me confused....

  • @vepi6440
    @vepi6440 3 года назад +926

    I can’t wait for the day I can turn on the tv and hear the president speak and have my blood pressure go down instead of up

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel 3 года назад +27

      There will come a day when you hear Trump on your TV and all you'll think is 'this movie scene is in the past'.

    • @vepi6440
      @vepi6440 3 года назад +10

      @balloon farm 😂

    • @joebyeden6003
      @joebyeden6003 3 года назад +6

      BYE BYE BIDEN😂😂😂

    • @parthpatel4839
      @parthpatel4839 3 года назад +2

      Preach

    • @nancyjackson3909
      @nancyjackson3909 3 года назад

      That's because that's what they want u to do

  • @derffurwood4820
    @derffurwood4820 3 года назад +10

    BLAH BLAH BLAH. Pay me $15 million per year to be a corporate lackey. When was the last time you wrote your own joke?

    • @testlogin9716
      @testlogin9716 3 года назад

      Nah they write themselves these jokes really 😂😂😂 Jimmy just relays them.

    • @bhavyasavani6770
      @bhavyasavani6770 3 года назад

      cry moreeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty please

  • @sarahw3251
    @sarahw3251 3 года назад

    Needa Kimmel killin t-shirt🤣
    Agh😂😆, gaud where's my asthma puffer🤣🤣🤣🤩😍😎
    Wow; too funny😆

  • @Losers01
    @Losers01 3 года назад +22

    Those hands tell ALL! 😆 Body language people.

  • @arthurr7866
    @arthurr7866 3 года назад +112

    I know why Trump is so obsessed with, showers, toilets, and dishwashers! His reelection campaign is going down the drain and flowing into a swamp!

    • @drusmith6463
      @drusmith6463 3 года назад +2

      the biggest swamp people have ever seen... created by this being and his minions...

    • @jimderksen1653
      @jimderksen1653 3 года назад

      He is draining the swamp pull up a chair and watch.

    • @victorchung9814
      @victorchung9814 3 года назад

      Are you white? Your joke sounds like you are white

    • @victorchung9814
      @victorchung9814 3 года назад

      @Markus Olinn ok Karen. Report me!

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 3 года назад +2

      Surely not the Swamp he went to the White House to Drain !!

  • @barbaraarcher4895
    @barbaraarcher4895 3 года назад

    omg for somebody that has lived on 5 gallons of water a day when the well went dry, 42 gallons is a dream!

  • @deeyoung4583
    @deeyoung4583 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣1st Lady vs. 3rd wife!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @noahnoah5239
    @noahnoah5239 3 года назад +19

    'you go to jail' - perfect.

  • @DavidMadruga62
    @DavidMadruga62 3 года назад +39

    Drunk Dumpster is even more embarrassing than ordinary Dumpster.

  • @Formakiwi
    @Formakiwi 3 года назад +14

    I can totally believe Melania said all that. He's her meal ticket after all. I'm sure it just went down on his monthly bill.

  • @dustincongello5802
    @dustincongello5802 3 года назад +1

    LOL. He likes to call her first lady instead of third wife .. that was a good one.

  • @MrPuddinhead61
    @MrPuddinhead61 3 года назад +48

    Have I entered another dimension? Dishwashers?

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 года назад +3

      I know right? Smh. Oh my word. It's especially embarrassing knowing all this goes all over the world for ppl to see. He's SOOO embarrassing.

    • @wherearethemoderates175
      @wherearethemoderates175 3 года назад +3

      Don’t know about his dishwasher talk, but toilets suit him cuz he’s full of ........

    • @zzman5306
      @zzman5306 3 года назад +2

      He lives in the 50's

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 3 года назад +1

      @@zzman5306 OMG. I think you might be right... That's dementia at work.

  • @CatrickSwayze99
    @CatrickSwayze99 3 года назад +104

    He is talking about dish washers?! WTF

    • @desertskys1
      @desertskys1 3 года назад +5

      Not the 1st time either ..Lol

    • @theintunity
      @theintunity 3 года назад +7

      Completely unhinged that Trump. The coronavirus cooked the last couple of braincells he had left.
      Glad he ain't my president.

    • @isaacquaye3443
      @isaacquaye3443 3 года назад

      someone spoke for nearly 2hrs and they show you 1-minute clip and because of that, you have already reached a conclusion about the person. Am not surprised at you but I guess the person who showed you that short clip will be surprised at your comment

    • @desertskys1
      @desertskys1 3 года назад +7

      @@isaacquaye3443 Hey ,I decided what kind of individual this guy was 4 years ago.He's only gotten worse.

    • @CatrickSwayze99
      @CatrickSwayze99 3 года назад +9

      @@isaacquaye3443 hm let me think... pays no taxes, scammed the american ppl with a mexican fence, scammed them at trump university, lies everyday.. man you are right. I should really listen to at least 10 more superspreader rallies before making a conclusion about this person!

  • @Ak1m2
    @Ak1m2 3 года назад +32

    Vote for a change and save American lives! Vote-out Trump and vote-out trump's intimidation!

  • @IWillSayMyPeace
    @IWillSayMyPeace 3 года назад +5

    The fake staff-crowd noises are really annoying.

  • @michael53ish
    @michael53ish 3 года назад +19

    Love it. From Australia with a big hug. Only 2 weeks to go🤪

    • @cherylleech785
      @cherylleech785 3 года назад +1

      Thank you.

    • @carolyngames7705
      @carolyngames7705 3 года назад +2

      Thanks Michael. We need all the love and hugs we can get.

    • @jillneil5008
      @jillneil5008 3 года назад +2

      Sky news is terrible but the majority of Australians don’t watch it. Owned by Rupert Murdoch. Say no more.

    • @buddhacook1087
      @buddhacook1087 3 года назад

      Yeah 👍
      Another Aussie sick of hearing trump....we live in Australia & STILL we can hear this 💩

    • @buddhacook1087
      @buddhacook1087 3 года назад

      @@jillneil5008 👍 u speak the truth sister.
      N/East NSW here
      🇦🇺 rocks💖

  • @whaghht
    @whaghht 3 года назад +153

    You can’t fix stupid but at least the MAGA hats makes it easy to identify.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 3 года назад +3

      which is why Larry David did a bit abt wearing one when he was in the South and wanted to be left alone, lol

    • @caspianblue4141
      @caspianblue4141 3 года назад +3

      😆😂😂🤣🤣

    • @zzman5306
      @zzman5306 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @williamkimmel6487
      @williamkimmel6487 3 года назад

      😅😆😁😄😃😀
      Kim

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 3 года назад +1

      number of a man written on their foreheads .

  • @jamesdrynan
    @jamesdrynan 3 года назад

    Good luck reaching turd base, Jimmy! Seth Myers' writers had a brilliant line to describe Trump's dance move where he doesn't move his feet. They called it ' Roach in a glue trap! ' Brilliant! Love ya!

  • @williamwest3927
    @williamwest3927 3 года назад +1

    Jimmy is the best .shows.times in place.

  • @walkinbirdvan3265
    @walkinbirdvan3265 3 года назад +38

    HAHAHAHA He's losing his mind as well as the election. So many people coming out to vote is not a good sign for Demented Donald.

  • @mafi211
    @mafi211 3 года назад +58

    vote him out and lock him up

    • @papichulo2716
      @papichulo2716 3 года назад +3

      Thats Biden and his whole family with doing dealings with foreign powers. They go after Trump for 4 years with the russian hoax yet theres is legit evidence about the Bidens with Ukriane and China and no one is freaking out, if that was Trump it'll be on the news 24/7

    • @mafi211
      @mafi211 3 года назад +4

      @@papichulo2716 you brainless putin's muppet, seek help

    • @mushroommcfarmer1766
      @mushroommcfarmer1766 3 года назад +2

      @james hundley all politicians get caught saying things that are either inaccurate, or outright untrue. Let's just get that out front and center. Buuut, Trump lies more than any other politician ever. He is constantly spreading COMPLETE FICTION! More than 50 lies per day, nowadays. Trump is the most corrupt politician ever.

  • @puregirl22
    @puregirl22 3 года назад

    That Handy Don ad was Hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @JoZeeBB
    @JoZeeBB 3 года назад

    WOW, Jimmy Kimmel. SAVAGE....I like that. hahahaha thanks for the laughs this morning. I really needed it.

  • @liberalinoklahoma1888
    @liberalinoklahoma1888 3 года назад +149

    " Mr. President , you can't continue having these super spreader rallies , people are dying !!! "
    " Yeah , I'm really killing them out there ! "

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 года назад +12

      @@frostedeggos5189 Hmm, maybe that explains why we have *220 thousand* people died from 8.5 million cases of Covid
      While H1N1 worldwide has 284 thousand people died from 1 billion cases worldwide! Thank you Mr. True Information! Now I'm not afraid of Covid-19! Your studies are very good and proven true 100%! Wow you're so smart. I thank you for you and your study group work!

    • @nhungngo6798
      @nhungngo6798 3 года назад +6

      @@frostedeggos5189 ask Herman Cain!?@#

    • @lumbo_humbo8169
      @lumbo_humbo8169 3 года назад +9

      @@frostedeggos5189 he literally has the best health care in the world of course hes gonna feel better after 2 days the doctors give him some medication so that he can "feel better" also how dare you say thay doctors are doing it for the money my mother has to work her ass of for all the dumbass that think it's not that bad we had a 23 year old die in my city and he was my cousin 😔 its not something people should take lightly

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 3 года назад

      And zero blaming to looters and protestors

    • @barbaradean6424
      @barbaradean6424 3 года назад +3

      @@frostedeggos5189 you should get your facts straight.. ask us people that have lost loved ones to Covid. You are listening to lies...

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 года назад +806

    "He pulled the old switcheroo on Jesus..." That sonofagun...

    • @yeqianshi4045
      @yeqianshi4045 3 года назад +43

      They played the video backwards lols you fools

    • @sean9177
      @sean9177 3 года назад +5

      @@yeqianshi4045 of this I think you might be right. It's either that or he did both give and take

    • @sublime7643
      @sublime7643 3 года назад +24

      @@yeqianshi4045 r/woosh

    • @zachlesk5685
      @zachlesk5685 3 года назад +3

      @hussein muxamed just know that ur right and @yequian shi and @sean9177 have smooth brains and got r/woooooshed

    • @albertocoktama8333
      @albertocoktama8333 3 года назад +6

      @@zachlesk5685 i dont think it was an r/whoosh. I think a lot of people might fall for it.

  • @tijuanajackson7874
    @tijuanajackson7874 3 года назад

    Coincidently, I noticed the same thing on my patio door yesterday! Then I noticed my neighbor had installed a birdfeeder.

  • @chiyonofuji9479
    @chiyonofuji9479 3 года назад

    That dishwasher skit by the Orange is so surreal...

  • @jonstewartsuperfan2988
    @jonstewartsuperfan2988 3 года назад +90

    "He gets things done " - things like what ? Tweeting , watching Fox and friends , eating Mcdonalds ? He literally doesn't do any work

    • @bsstyle123
      @bsstyle123 3 года назад +4

      You'd have to be a complete ignorant fool to believe that, you really need to get more informed.

    • @jonstewartsuperfan2988
      @jonstewartsuperfan2988 3 года назад +16

      @@bsstyle123 I didn't ask you a single damn thing - if anybody is ignorant it's trumps brainwashed cult

    • @sheilacrabtree5993
      @sheilacrabtree5993 3 года назад +4

      @@bsstyle123 YEAH. THEY FORGOT THE MAIN THING....GOLF! Now they are informed.

    • @parthsrikanth2627
      @parthsrikanth2627 3 года назад +1

      @@sheilacrabtree5993 lol

    • @parthsrikanth2627
      @parthsrikanth2627 3 года назад

      @@bsstyle123 get lost

  • @ethandsouza3353
    @ethandsouza3353 3 года назад +46

    WHO IS SUPPORTING BIDEN AND WHO IS SUPPORTING TRUMP. LIKE=BIDEN, REPLY=TRUMP

    • @Xgent
      @Xgent 3 года назад

      Your saying Biden for the like and Trump for comment because most people would say Biden

  • @shulamitozeri9971
    @shulamitozeri9971 3 года назад +1

    Thank you 🙏👍♥️🙏

  • @WestSideTone
    @WestSideTone 3 года назад

    Dishwasher ..10 times..for what? What in the world is he talking about? Further more who are the people standing there nodding their heads to this speech...😂😂😂😂

  • @tabithaferengul
    @tabithaferengul 3 года назад +63

    he's only attacking him now because he said something he didn't like. As if he didn't appoint him to speak the facts

    • @deannicholls8715
      @deannicholls8715 3 года назад +8

      trump didn't want him to speak facts, he wanted somebody who was going to kiss his ass, like all his other minions do

    • @brinicole2999
      @brinicole2999 3 года назад +1

      Exactly.

    • @tabithaferengul
      @tabithaferengul 3 года назад +4

      @@deannicholls8715 right. Like now since he isnt being a puppet anymore, its just ok to degrade and attack him. Literally childlike behavior

    • @ClaudeMagicbox
      @ClaudeMagicbox 3 года назад +1

      This mongo president appointed and fired what...30-40 government figures in 4 years?
      He clearly is incapable of judging/choosing people then.

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 года назад +1

      Trump can’t appoint Fauci. He can’t fire him either.

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed6989 3 года назад +7

    Jimmy Kimmel 👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ love your show.

  • @TheDriftdog
    @TheDriftdog 3 года назад +3

    He’s been allowed to destroy more of the Scottish countryside for his ugly golf club, so he’ll get be making money from that.

  • @jtucci5711
    @jtucci5711 3 года назад

    You have stooped to a new low by opening your monologue with TURD TALK, I love it.

  • @avatarcoolman
    @avatarcoolman 3 года назад +29

    •Time to shutdown this stupid reality show in WH!•

  • @fsirlancelot4337
    @fsirlancelot4337 3 года назад +215

    WTHeck is going on with him? He's supposed to be the POTUS and he is talking about showers and dishwashers? smh..

    • @janetmartina5629
      @janetmartina5629 3 года назад +8

      I bet all his supports in the back doesn’t a/o can afford a dishwater. The look on their face tells it out 🤔

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 3 года назад +1

      Again???

    • @joebyeden6003
      @joebyeden6003 3 года назад

      @@janetmartina5629 are u an illegal alien?

    • @jk-es2zj
      @jk-es2zj 3 года назад +4

      He kept mentioning this in the past. Sounds like someone in the industry was able to bribe him for there benefit.

    • @joebyeden6003
      @joebyeden6003 3 года назад

      @@jk-es2zj yup like kimmel...😢

  • @gothpersephone1504
    @gothpersephone1504 3 года назад +1

    we have two budgies, and let me tell you there is birdshit all over the sliding door. humans can't understand that kind of logic

  • @johnnafunkhouser5999
    @johnnafunkhouser5999 3 года назад +1

    Great jokes, Jimmy!

  • @brianharechmak5555
    @brianharechmak5555 3 года назад +54

    Vote vote straight blue 2020

  • @brandonbuzz7075
    @brandonbuzz7075 3 года назад +63

    “Speaking of Dodgers...” I see what you did there...

  • @Holdmy2nuts
    @Holdmy2nuts 3 года назад

    🤣 wow trump, even I was surprised with the switcharoo.

  • @brianrodman1033
    @brianrodman1033 3 года назад

    My god that dishwasher rant is like something you’d be subjected to by some coked out dude while standing in line for the bathroom at a bar or a concert.

  • @BlackCat-dm7se
    @BlackCat-dm7se 3 года назад +30

    "Rise of the Demon" that was no error

  • @jackiemuir4160
    @jackiemuir4160 3 года назад +6

    Great endorsement from Kirsty Alley... shes batshit crazy to start with

  • @Kchick92
    @Kchick92 3 года назад +18

    “I have very little patience for stupidity” -Kevin Malone to Trump

  • @arungrewal1579
    @arungrewal1579 3 года назад

    3:05 I believed it at first until I slowed it myself😂🤣😂