Desperate Donald Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci, Dances For Votes On The Campaign Trail
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- As the election fast approaches, Joe Biden is courting voters on the video game Animal Crossing while President Trump makes his case for a second term by lashing out at the country's most trusted doctor, wondering out loud why he's lost support among women, and subjecting everyone to his frightening dance moves. #Colbert #Monologue #BetterKnowABallot
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DO. NOT. LET. HIM. LEAVE.
He stays here and experiences every debt, lawsuit, and karmic consequence he is due.
Absolutely. He must not escape the full extent of the law. The only way you can severely cut numbers into the cult is to expose him bare and fully naked for what he has always been: a crook, a traitor and a failed human being.
Don't worry: thanks to Trump making the U.S. the most diseased nation on Earth no one would be stupid enough to let someone from the U.S. enter their country.
I imagine the second he leaves office he's going to receive every indictment he's managed to hold at bay as president. Those will keep him while the federal crimes are investigated if they don't just straight up charge him with obstruction of justice.
DuMp45 probably looking for countries with no extradition treaty with U.S....
He should have his passport taken on the day he leaves office, or he will run. I would if I was him.
I can't wait til this insanity is over.
I’ feel the same way.
+1
You would probably like my playlist....
Wait 3 more months (1/20/21)
THEN VOTE.
AND VOTE BLUE FOR ALL CANDIDATES!
@@yogaflirt7 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
“Can you imagine if I lose?” I imagine that every day.
Agree! Joe Biden is a stupid joke of democrates! He can't even explain himself with his own words! Trump is gonna win for sure!!
@@rafalkaczynsky4040 What’s a democrate?
And then the socialist nightmare will come, no thanks. #WalkAway
Who say in the beginning wear mask omg work for me why not for you lilyana vip
Keep imaging you lazy #LOSER
"I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics."
A factual impossibility because he isn't running against himself.
Hillary can make this claim.
Isn't he? He's shot himself in the foot so much, he's working his way up the leg. I think he really will lose to himself.
Yet somehow he is his own worst enemy in all this
He is his own worst enemy.
😂
From Germany - way too early! Hope you vote the Criminal out of office! All the best!
Thank you. I hope we do!
Wollt ihr den totalen Trump?
He must go. I wonder what country will take him?
Thank you! Sadly, we have too much ignorance here but, those of us with logic and at least half a brain, are voting Biden.
Stay well😷💙🇩🇪
Is this what Germany looked like right before Hitler rose to power? Are you watching this with the horrified realization of someone has already seen this before and knows how it ends? How close are we?
"How do you mess up dancing to YMCA, it comes with instructions!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus Christ that’s funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo that dance trump does is real?? How?
Seth Meyers said it’s called “roach in a glue trap” 😃
Trump's dancing reminds me of that scene in Seinfeld when drunk Elaine starts dancing - to everyone's horror
Omfg the dancing results in severe second hand embarrassment.
Holy cringe.
😂
Living in West Virginia and being constantly bombarded with trump propaganda. You Stephen give me the courage to speak deep in Trump county!!
Trust me, you're not the only one who feels as you do!
💙💙💙💙💙Stay strong and away from those covidiots! We need more like you! 💙💙💙💙💙
I’m from WV (not there anymore), and I feel so bad for you! I didn’t know it was that bad there.
Same here in Alabama. Been here for 30+ years. No point in arguing but I'm not hiding. Good people can have different opinions. If I haven't learned anything else, I've learned that.
Be strong be bold and stand up for your country!!
Forget the polls, VOTE!
Idk, the polls are kinda the only good news I am getting. I don't want to forget them...
I AM!
#VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA
@@drewstaser9726
Pls don't take it the wrong way, at the eleventh hour his Supporters may surprise you. Look what happened in 2016.
Well wisher from Singapore.
Biden 2020!
@@patricialopez-wd1xe Look, I can't really do much. I'm not saying my vote is worthless, it's that... You know.... I'm not old enough to vote.
"leave Eric and Don out of this."
Please guys, just.. vote him out. I'm not even living in the US, but I can't stand it anymore.
How can a normal thinking person just vote for someone like him? I mean, just watch and listen to him.
What else must happen????
How can a normal person vote for Trump? That's a question most sane Americans ask themselves every day!
im a sane normal person and voting for him. i think a sane normal person in the US cares about our constitutional rights like free speech. the outright violence in this country against anyone with views that dont align to the radical left is why im voting for him.
the censorship by big tech of the latest biden fiasco and the fbi coverup is another reason.
i can keep listing them if youd like.
it's not a cult and trump is not perfect but do you seriously think a guy that cant form a complete sentence or make it through a short speech without clearly demonstrating the he's in the early stages of alzheimers is fit to even run for president?
@@bw1330 why do you believe there’s an fbi coverup?
@@christinajackson2662 - two reasons
1. its now proven the fbi knew the information to obtain the fisa warrants was completely fabricated and 100% illegal and they used it anyway. agents went ao far as to purchase liabiltiy insurance to ensure they were covered when / if something came out about this.
2. it's now known that theyve had hunter biden's laptop since late last year and have done nothing with it. clear evidence of how dirty biden's son is and how his actions are at least linked to his father's position at the WH). thankfully the shop ownert created a backup or none of this information would be coming to light.
3. (i know i said 2 but) As soon as soon as the biden laptop story broke the fbi gets on the news and says Russia and Iran are our biggest threats and are spreading disinformation. they can't / won't say the info on the laptop is fake because its already been proven to be authentic but this is as close as they can get to misdirection.
@@anjoro1951 Everyone believes what they want, you are not right but you aren’t also wrong
I already voted for Biden.
Russia wouldn't be giving Giuliani lies to feed to Trump if Trump had any footing to stand on.
Word on the street is his footing is faulty due to bone-spurs.
Amen
Vote blue!
Donald, you're fired 2020 t-shirt: teespring.com/dkbye
Are you just trolling along?!?!
Bahahaha, they are not lies. Crackhead Hunter never picked up his laptop after spilling vodka on it.
2:24 and these moves are from the guy who thought wearing a mask in public made him look stupid. 😂🤣
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
EVERYTHING he does makes him look stupid!
Seriously. Just ponder that and try to sleep at night.
Biden is more stupid, thats why media never shows him. Media shows max 1% of Trump, the moments media's decision is to show anything possible to make orange man look bad and Biden (they show his best few moments, and material is pretty short)
@@robs6661 stop Jack. Your stupid is showing
Trump’s “dancing” is the way someone would move if they were making fun of the way someone dances. There is no way to dance worse than that in order to mock someone.
Knowing Trump, I'm sure Trump has no idea--and probably never will unless he happens to read your comment here. Seriously. He's the most out-of-touch US president we've ever had in our nation's history. He's lied to the American public the most of any other too.
@Winston Churchill Not angry. It's just bafflingly hilarious that someone could dance that poorly.
Did you forget Seinfeld's Elaine?
"I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!"
Wait, who revived Reagan?
The fact that everyone cheers when he swears tells you everything you need to know about his supporters. Simple minds love simple things.
Orange man bad
They think he's just like them, and it completely panders to their nativity.
If he was earnest maybe it'd be abit more believable.
Dancing with the SARS.
😂😂😂😂
Kung flu fighting
Thanks for the chuckle! Stay healthy.
Most underrated comment lol
Good one😁💙
"I'll help you pack" 😂😂😂😂
Here's a plane ticket for you.
Imagine what that goddamned thing on his head looks like in the morning.
You mean on the wig form he lets it sleep on at night? Id rather have it serve as pres than that sack of .....
@@msjadeli 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👏👏
Am I glad you're back. My sanity needs a daily dose of A late show.
@Grailsarvas you’re helping the “shitty court jester” by watching his content
its just dumb entertainment. don't take it as real intel. just a reminder. he is paid for propaganda.
I can't believe people call that dancing i thought the ole shitbag was having a moment i bet he needed a nap a painkillers afterwards.
@E L Farrar great
The dignity of the office has long since departed.
Please get out and vote, no matter what. This democracy has got to be drastically reformed, and it'll be easier to do that under Biden than it will be under Trump.
You still think so?
If he loses he is going to face prison time, no wonder he will want to leave the country
Sounds like someone’s finally figured out leaving the country beats life behind bars.
I believe that representatives from a few countries have already denied him entry. For a start, he is unwilling to follow a few basic Covid-19 safe regulations.
lol lol lol I thought about that too
Note to Trump: When you're in Moscow, avoid the tea
hazel green . He might move to Mexico. They had better build that wall quick to keep him out !
His poll numbers looked bleak last time too... don't get too comfy!
Please vote Blue across the board guys. Take nothing for granted
I'm plenty comfortable
I'm an Ozzieand I am unable to work and am guaranteed half my normal wages for the next 4 years. I am enjoying the 5k a month for playing minecraft insulting seppos on yout7be and seeing my doctor once a fortnight for treatment.
Why not? He ain't running against Hillary. This time he is running against and experienced politician who isn't hated by half the country.
@Grailsarvas Please. Your lame ass talking points are moot. You could care less for any minority, and unless you lived through the onset of crack cocaine, its drug trafficking through gangs, the eventual crime bill, and all the rest, stfu.
Thats the scary part, that out there are actually people who support that maniac.
How would we survive without Stephen and The Late Show?!
I´ve danced like that waiting in line for the bathroom.
Nothing says America First like, "I'll leave the country if I lose".
I was surprised he said that since he says he loves America. I wonder if he meant he will escape if he faces jail after he loses the election. He sounds worried.
Sounds like the rich pro-brexit guys which now leave the UK 😅
Why are they playing YMCA I quest the Village People is getting a big Pay Check ✔ good for them, Love 💘you( Dr Fauci song is Keep on Keeping On By The Great Curtis Mayfield )
@Eric Yeung Trump would have to though. He would be indicted on so many accounts of crime that he had committed before he became President as he would not longer have the immunity of the office. He'd better hope his boss Putin let him stay in Russia indefinitely.
@@Tina-qp7py That's exactly what he meant I just realized!
We've been rounding this so-called curve for so long we're going in circles... and I'm tired of being nauseous. How do these ignorant, selfish people not understand any of this?! Sheeeeeesh.
Oh they get it. They just don't care. If you live or die. It's kind of their thing.
They dont care. It's all about mah freedoms with these idiots as if most of these bums didnt already spend 80% of their time at home, on the couch.
kangaroocourtofaustralia.com/2020/10/20/liberal-party-supporters-rupert-murdoch-kerry-stokes-and-peter-costello-control-australian-media-and-thats-why-we-need-a-royal-commission/
well these updates is not a solution's covid-19 always has been hyped up since it started by 80% so you have no idea what the update but I can give you the truth and that will be the update people better start worrying about the agenda that's behind covid-19 because covid-19 is just as distraction of what's really going on behind the scenes people should be speaking out against the agenda let's go to put human beings in a very uncomfortable state of control people better wake up before they lose their human rights completely start speaking up for the future of humanity and the children of the world it's time for people that stand up together worldwide and get rid of this manipulation Bill Gates Dr fauchi the CDC and many people of the media belong in jail for their crime and manipulation on humanity wake up people's
@bob smith I still don 't get it! Why are there so many of them still without masks? Does this mean that they actually choose to die for this clown? Is he that entertaining that they can actually put their family and friends at risk? And they chose to give death threats to Dr Fauci? This is some kind of Hitler with pride shit! Rather dangerous. In America? God help us all!
"Dumb Bastards" - Leave Eric and Don Jr. outta' this! Good one Stephen, needed a SLAM. Thanks for the few laughs in these disheartening times.
*"Does anyone want a malt?"* This man's entire existence is sketch comedy but in real life.
"...it still hurts 4 years later..."
best thing ive heard
One of my favorite things about watching his monologue is hearing Evie laughing in the background.
"Dead horse with better moves!'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
America now is a copy of Hitler's Germany during the 30's of last century.
Wake up and Vote him out before it's too late
What Paul manafort was doing for Russia in Ukraine is what Paul Manafort was doing for Russia in Ameirica. Divide to conqure using lying propaganda.
Try to disagree with the left, with antifa, try to walk around with a MAGA hat and you know they want their hate and intolerance imposed on the entire society. Don’t you dare to disagree with the extreme elements
@@jordie4423
LIFE is TRUTH , Divided ONLY by LIES made of mere words.
My Eyes tell me that ONE EXTREME CREATES the OTHER EXTREME.
it has been the attackers of creation that CREATED the defenders of Creation.
Life has always defended Life FROM PREDATORS.
Biden is basically Hitler.
Well-said and accurate
My son danced like that...when he was 9 months old.
I’m sure your son looked adorable where Trump looks like a jerk (again). 😂
Biden danced too Despacito lol
lol
2020, Who will win?❤️
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@James K Donny? I think u have Tds-desease. sry...
"I'll never coming back!"
Donald don't threaten us with a good time.
Don't say it and do it
😁😁😁😁😁funny
Trump is a sportsman, but Biden tries to cheat as hell, big tech companies involved, they are shadowbanning, and deleting like never before one did in the historybooks, and in many historybooks, they cheated a lot
@@robs6661 that's fake news #baiden2020
@Mistare Anonymouse think it was trumps waiter..again...lol
Thank you STEPHEN COLBERT! Y"all make life bearable.
Even though everyday is a shitstorm, this is a particularly funny monologue about the daily shitstorm.
Colbert is killing it in the COVID format. Something about his demeanor and delivery makes this work in a way that it doesn't for other the hosts I've seen.
Trevor Noah has been great too.
@@linden5165 I enjoy Seth Meyers too.
I love the late night hosts but fallon is soooooooooooooooo cringe I don't see how he has a show it's a complete mystery to me
It feels like the others don't thrive unless they have a crowd to cheer them and a staff of writers. I really like Colbert now
He has his cute dog!
Voted 2 weeks ago. Hour & half wait is well worth my time to change the next 4 years. Also felt great! Get out there & vote
Early voting in New Smyrna Beach, Florida yesterday was lined up all the way around the building! 👍
Sign in & voting was done in one room- NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AND ONLY 12 WOBBLY VOTING SPACES. Majority of seniors present, but we were determined to vote!
I mailed my ballot Saturday!!
Def gonna be a landslide trump 2020 🎉😉😊
Get out and vote Trump!
He can’t move his feet bcuz he has bone spurs!! Hahahaha 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😁😁😁
His rallies are just WWF events. He insults his opponents. He brags about how great he is. There is a crowd full of cheering people who believe the fake show on the stage. Not a real college degree anywhere.
It was the highly educated that brought the world socialism and communism, how did that work out for you geniuses? It is the highly educated that believed in Clinton's Russia gates nonsense. It was all you educated idiots who wanted Avantti as your next president. It was all you educated morons who thought it okay that Hillary set up illegal servers to hide her crimes that allowed foreign adversaries to steal SAP intelligence. It was you idiots who allowed her to use Russian spies to get a fake dossier from Russian spies saying Trump was using Russian spies. Now you idiots want people to believe that Hunter Biden's laptop and detailed criminality verified by everyone is Russian disinformation, and you idiots all actually believe this nonsense yourself. I don't see an intelligent Democrat. All you idiots think Antifa and BLM are peaceful organizations. Trump has now made four historic peace proposals and all you educated idiots can say is, "Orange man bad."
@@digital827111 thank you for providing the difference between the educated and uneducated. You are dumb enough to buy into factless conspiracy theories that a random person can pull out of his/her butt, instead of actually taking the time to look at news through proven, credible news sources. Making a comment that there are no educated democrats does not help your cause. Although I believe the people that follow Trump, such as yourself are not educated at ALL, I would just say you are politically stupid. I would not make the statement saying all Republicans are stupid. Donald Trump is America's worst president. Period. Please update your news sources and get back to me.
@@andrewfeil1513 You mean like a factless conspiracy that was disproven by a $45 million investigation and the admission by witnesses who all testified under oath that Russiagate was a scam? You Dems and your nonsense McCarthyism. It is 2020, not 1950.
@@digital827111 that's ironic considering your racism living on from that time period. Like I said, prove your story is factual.
@@andrewfeil1513 Look at the results of your lies. Trump is set to win 2020.
2:24
That is not dancing; that is a stroke.
I friggin’ WISH.....
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Frankly, he looks constipated...
@@jackywhite880
ruclips.net/video/iPcq2yo-RjY/видео.html
@@cheshirekat3050
The US needs a laxative. To shift turd Trump.
I thought he was having a seizure,not dancing!!
That's what I thought too.
Looked like he was hooked up to multiple electrodes (from waist up) and baby trump was arbitrarily hitting all the buttons. Super nerd, without the super.
We can only hope.😁
“WOW “ The President speaks like that what a dirty mouth he has...
"Remember that idiot who said it would go away in April?" Best line yet 🤣
Seth Meyers & Stephen Colbert are getting me through Covid! 👍
For me, it's Colbert and Randy Rainbow.
Trevor Noah @ The Daily Social Distancing Show is pure gold most days.
I will never, and I mean NEVER get tired of that Kimberly Guilfoyle clip being used 😂😂😂
Good. Cuz the [placeholder] is yet to come!!!
She looked like she was coked up or in the midst of an manic episode.
His dance moves remind me of one those sax-playin Santas that my Grama has
...does 45 realize how gay YMCA actually is? Like. Come on. It’s not a secret anymore.
My mail-in ballot has already been received. I received my email letting me know!!!🌊🌊🌊
Biden's are criminals, and racist's and he is old and a flip-flop, he has no course, no program and he isn't a good puppet, because he has dementia
@@robs6661
🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
"Suburban women will you please like me?" My laughter was probably heard by my neighbours.
I just pray they were having a glass of 🍷 and snorting too! Signed “ liberal, communist, socialist, boomer, loser, sucker” woman....who can’t vote because l am one of them socialist Canadians ( snort), but pulling for my women in Amuricah!😷🇨🇦
It may have been shared by them as well 😂.
Nope ! 🤮🤢 Not in 2016, and No Way 2020!
As if .. Suburban women rarely know how to Pole Dance ! You are not in their Class , Donald . They like MEN who know the meaning of the words Respect & Love . 💚⛪🇦🇺
@@missg.5940 You don't accurately rep Canadians.
Biden: Future’s so bright, gotta wear shades!! 🕶🕶
"Can you imagine if I lost?" Oh, have I got some news for you.
YES! I have lost weight, thanks for noticing. My own husband hasn’t noticed. Your mom and your wife have raised you well, young man. Please give them extra hugs from the ole farmwife.
Never seeing Donnie again... that’s the dream!!
Well you could do what he did. Stare into a solar eclipse!
I said to someone today, “Every morning when l open my eyes, l think ‘what a nightmare’, but then, l really wake up!” And l am not even American!😳😷🇨🇦Vote like your life and sanity depend on it!🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢😷🇨🇦
@EATSHITRUclips EATSHITTRUMP preferably the one for wilful genocide held at the International Criminal Court in The Hague?🤬🤬🤬😷🇨🇦
That'd be beautifull
Ti.ti.s...wath.it.is.
P..a..y..a...s..o!!!!!!!!
Trump: "I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!"
Dude, you're running again Joe Bided not a mirror
“Dumb bastards...leave Eric and Don Jr out of this.” I’m laughing for dayz! 😂😳😂😳😂😳
Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🤕
When will Americans learn ?
Same with UK Tories. Yet they still go on about how they are 'fiscally responsible'. Its a scam.
Can't teach rocks. But you can train grass hoppers and they can still move for 2 days after having their heads re m over.
Maybe never.
We will find out in about 2-3 weeks if they've WISED UP!
#VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA
@@julesmasseffectmusic I must be missing something, but I honestly have to know
W h a t does this mean
Yeah, Trump both at the same time mind you, is serious enough to take responsibility for the economy due to covid lockdowns, and not serious enough to be responsible for all the deaths.
AMAZING. Maybe Trump won because no one held the DNC's feet to the fire and demanded them to be better. When Trump wins in 2020, maybe then you'll learn your lesson.
We have been waittinnnnngggg! Stephen’s back, yay
=)
Right? With Stephen, every week feels like 3 years; without him, every week feels like 7 years.
I even double-checked to make sure I was still subscribed! Missed Stephen!😬
It is very moving hearing the concern , the seemingly desperate concern, in this man’s anxiety about the possible re election of Trump ! Much of the world shares that anxiety ! An unpredictable, narcissist incapable of empathy and recklessly irresponsible !
"Americans not enjoying the pandemic"? Boy, Donnie, after seeing your super-spreader rallies, I thought you believed that pandemics were the Republican equivalent of Woodstock.
Village people already asked him to stop using thier 🎶music.
Funny that someone who craves the homophobic Christian vote would choose the Village People!,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷🇨🇦
They should be more tolerant. Aren't they GAY? Oh, okay, not the officer.
Yes. Trump's new wife is Pence!!
Just kidding!! LOL
Maybe Trump will have to stay at the 'Y*M*C*A!" after he gets booted from office?
Tom pettys family put a cease and decist order on his campaign too.
WE'RE TIRED OF TRUMP!
Tired isn't even scratching the surface.
Who is we idiot 1 percent of USA?
Stephen, I will help you help him pack!
You're the highlight of my day!😎
I can never erase the memory that dancing 🤢
Stephen, you CANNOT leave us again, before the election. Have you any idea how stressful this time is without you??
Dear god let him go.
I predict lots of alcohol will be sold on November 3rd.
Trump is one of the few people I would recommend to take up drinking.
I know a lot of people who are stocking up and starting on Halloween. If I could invest in alcohol stocks, I would.
I predict lots of guns in the USA before November 3rd
I bet consumption has gone up in the last 4 years, especially the last 6 months
Or crack by Huntter
"I'll help you pack!" 😂
Trump: If I lost I would have to say 'I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics'
Clinton: ...(sigh)
We are still waiting for him to admit he lost, let alone to the "worst candidate in history"
One of the few people who can make me laugh these days.
I'll second and third that!!
Him and Seth. They are the best.
Omg...his dancing is so disturbing...I can never unsee that...😖😖😖
That's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back again!
If Trump is leaving the country, maybe he should go to Nambia. I hear that they make great tasting cofefe.
They would better make shrunken heads then.
You're killing me, I'm trying not to laugh, I don't want to laugh at your Biden impersonation, but I can't help it, it's so funny
Yeah It Is 🤣
2:22 How can any guy be so pathetical and shamelessly ridiculous? 🤢
How can his support be so gullible?
Off topic but Damn I missed you Stephen Freaking Handsome Colbert
Stephen Colbert is brilliant.
Funny is an understatement !! You are brilliant Mr.Colbert.
It breaks my heart how people still have any faith in this man.. He’s a disaster.. I genuinely don’t understand how middle class Americans think Trump or ANY Republican cares about their well being. They hide their cooperate tax breaks in “lowering taxes” and the American people cheer for their scraps.. We’ve truly been taught as a nation to accept oppression as a fact of life. I pray this year is the year we make a change, not only politically, but as one conscious..
It's simple. Trump is a Cult Leader and his followers think he's God's gift to them. 😂😂😂😂
Breaks my heart too. I wonder if those who died from coronavirus, of the people who were Trump supporters, I wonder if their thinking changed as they were dying? We may never know. It should never take something that drastic to get them to come to reality, but unfortunately there are some people who never know what is bad for them until it's too late.
@@patricialopez-wd1xe Yep: just like Jim Jones and Heaven's Gate. ☠️
@@cherlyn1221
On another video a reader commented he's willing to die for Trump and so I assured him his death is coming soon. That's how brainwashed his Supporters are.
@@patricialopez-wd1xe
Why involve a middle man? Trump should be the one offering to take one for the team.
"The light at the end of the tunnel is near"
Yes Twump... Go towards the light.
😂😂😂
That's not a good idea. It'd be better if he went towards the flames.
Yeah... but in that case, the light is really the headlamp of an incoming subway...
"rounding the corner"
how a dog feels chasing it's own tail
🤣🤣 let trump and his base go first . We'll watch from a safe distance
I was laughing so hard at that "earviators" joke that I woke up my baby. 😂
Trump's YMCA makes Elaine's lil kicks look like Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"!
"How can you mess up dancing to YMCA? It comes with instructions!" Stephen, you made me laugh a few times tonight.
Say isn't YMCA about Sex in a gay bar?
Two to three events a day? When is he running the country
He's not!
When was he *ever? Excuse me, does *running it into the ground, count?!?
Obama put the country on autopilot on Jan. 20, 2017. Pretty impressive that it took three plus years to crash into a mountain, when you think about it... 😷🤒💀
Meanwhile Biden is being trained to parrot two-minute "speeches" for the next TV "debate" arranged by wall street paid media that wants to have Bush-Obama era wars back.
Did I miss something? When did he ever run the country in the first place?
That "light at the end of the tunnel"...? That's the headlights...
Americans are going to say, our prez has so much time on his hands he can do 3 ego- boosters a day? So who the hell is taking care of our business back in DC?
I love hearing his wife giggling in the background!😆
It'll be refreshing to hear Colbert making Biden jokes for the next 4 years when Trump loses.
Vote.
@Kimberley Brown You might be right, I never laugh at his old Biden jokes. The glasses are getting older than the jokes 😁
TROLL.
tRump will still be a joke.
Having to be a news anchor or TV host during this 'administration' is like dog years.
He deserves a rest after helming the show for 3 decades of "president" trump.
I think we all forgot that Late Night shows didn't use to be primarily about the president. They used to have other topics as well.
"My favorite flavor of ice cream is under audit"
Drump: maybe i'll have to leave the country.
S. Colbert: *excited, jumps to edge of seat* I'll help you pack!
OMG, you were gone for a week, and boyyyyyyy, did I feel it. Welcome back!
ditto from your fans in Europe !
Trump: I'll leave the country.
Stephen: I'll help you pack.
I am 62 years old in chronic pain, and l will help carry the boxes😷🇨🇦
Just one problem............ WE'RE BANNED EYERYWHERE SO WHERE WILL HE GO? But, if he does find a place, I'll buy the boxes by getting mexico to pay for it..
@@OmegaMajic Trump has enough money.
He can buy an isolation island.
I’m disabled, but I’ll be more than happy to help.
Launch him into space.
Those dance moves are comical. Play it again 😂😂😂 I need a good laugh
His dancing reminds me of those elastic toys that you push the button on the bottom and it collapses 🤣
There's so many "rounding the curves" I feel as if I'm at the Covid 500
Getting dizzy?
Going full circle into the spiral of death
How soon before we reach the top of the parking structure?
will that be Nascar or Indy covid 500 .ha ha ha
"Tiiiny little testicles"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Trump..."You're FIRED!"
Trump 2020!!! Trump is the best thing to happen to the human race ever!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm hoping to see that headline soon.
@@fifteendollarbill Well he is basically destroying the imperium from the inside, so that's not the worst thing... though you know, transform would be better.
@@Shuizid trump has done a great job! Lowered my taxes, stopped funding for abortions, moved the embassy to Jerusalem, and I could go on and on!!! Trump 2020!!!!!!
@@fifteendollarbill Oh boy, he lowered taxes? Man what a great man, he massively increased the debt of the country so you can save 5 bucks? Shit! Quick, let me get you to a loan shark, he will happily help you have more money!!11!
Also how is moving an embassy a good thing?
Why is defunding healthcare a good thing?
How about before "going on" you actually start going? Because he also signed a blank piece of paper while in the hospital. And I know you are not to smart - but you actually have to not only list what he is doing, but also why it supposedly is good. Because if you don't, that loneshark might break your knees or the ones of your kids.
The economy is crashed, international relationships are broken, the environment is literally burning, people are rioting in the streets, domestic rightwing terrorists murder and try to kidnap politicians, an out of control pandemic is yet again spiking hard after already killing more people than most wars in US history while the IMPOTUS is working hard to abolish affordable healthcare inbetween going golfing and screaming at the TV (an doing nothing else all day).
I know, you don't read up until here, because words are hard. But don't you notice how pathetic it is that the great job he supposedly did is just patheticly nothing? Obama did a freaking healthcare reform. Donnie did what? So little you already scraping the barrel with the second point (uhhh he changed a budget) and then talk about the location of an embassy on the other side of the world xD
Man you are a whine loser xD
"TEPID & SALTY: 2020"
Best internet line I've read lately:
"You still can't fix stupid, but the hats make counting it easier..." ;-P