Pence Finally Kinda Stands Up to Trump, Olympics COVID Controversy & Bright Side to Oscar Snubs

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • Mike Pence gave a speech at the Federalist Society in Florida where he said that Trump was wrong for asserting that he could have used his power as VP to overturn the election, according to Trump’s former White House Press Secretary he was confused about why his staff didn’t enjoy watching him rewind moments from the Capitol Riot, the National Archives had to go to Mar-A-Lago last month to retrieve fifteen boxes of records Donald wasn’t supposed to take with him, Trump played the role of disc jockey over the weekend, a group of fourth graders in Vacaville, California staged a protest for chocolate milk, Spirit and Frontier Airlines are merging, the Olympics are underway in Beijing and there have been complaints from athletes who’ve had the misfortune of testing positive for COVID, Greg Kelly from Newsmax isn’t excited for the Super Bowl halftime show, and one of our writers Louis Virtel gives us everything we need to know about Oscar nominations coming out tomorrow.
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  • @aliciachristopher6506
    @aliciachristopher6506 2 года назад +268

    Give the kids chocolate milk. It's been a tough 2 years.

    • @jayebe6568
      @jayebe6568 2 года назад +6

      Kids are given 1% milk here . you really can't get hyped up on flavored water.

    • @michah321
      @michah321 2 года назад +18

      @@jayebe6568 let them taste whole milk. They will be changed forever. No one who's tastes whole milk can ever be truly controlled.

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 2 года назад +25

      Chocolate milk will ruin the healthiness of the corn dog and mac-n-cheese lunch they're consuming.

    • @mclarsen61
      @mclarsen61 2 года назад +5

      Democrasy at work, more chocolate milk for all

    • @snoobins4623
      @snoobins4623 2 года назад +9

      Sounded like they were ready to seize the means of milk production, ushering in a golden age of dairy distribution

  • @michah321
    @michah321 2 года назад +287

    I LOVE the protesting fourth graders!! That's awesome the school is allowing them peaceful social protest and arbitration. That will definitely encourage them to be good citizens active in their community.

    • @jaker2187
      @jaker2187 2 года назад +9

      That’s what you people want, a bunch of little entitled indoctrinated social justice warriors. Lol truly laughable.

    • @algorhythmic3904
      @algorhythmic3904 2 года назад +28

      @@jaker2187 lmfao and you’re here watching Kimmel at 6am

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 2 года назад +9

      Not in Florida cause they'd HAVE to let them drive their cars into any 3 protestors or more standing together...

    • @michah321
      @michah321 2 года назад +5

      @@phriedokra6158 unsettling... on a lighter note, little kids all can drive by the time they are 6, since they've all had little cars, which might be why teenagers aren't as excited about driving as I remember being.

    • @KimonoBird
      @KimonoBird 2 года назад +19

      Remember when some kids protested because they did'nt want to be gunned down in school? Nothing happened there but when the chocolate milk is on the topic? America.

  • @jenniferhizzy6591
    @jenniferhizzy6591 2 года назад +94

    Hey at least Dre and Snoop never bludgeoned the police with a flag pole.

    • @Dagian_Jade
      @Dagian_Jade 2 года назад +5

      @Jennifer Hizzy... 💯💯💯💯💯

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 2 года назад +3

      @@Ryan-bi5mz Yes - beating police with "thin blue line" flags. The irony burns strong at Fox (not news)

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe 2 года назад +3

      @@Ryan-bi5mz I'm absolutely stunned. *That actually happened!?* This left me utterly speechless for a moment... (I had to fact-check this "Thin Blue Line" detail to be sure you weren't embellishing.) *Did they ever find the Trump supporter who did that?* I just read an article that the FBI was looking for him, but it was from last year.

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow 2 года назад +261

    It's a low damn bar when a Republican becomes heroic by occasionally doing his job.

    • @mostdope2536
      @mostdope2536 2 года назад +4

      So insightful!

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 2 года назад +13

      Getting any politician to do their job and work for the rights of the people is all but a miracle.

    • @elizabethmead3828
      @elizabethmead3828 2 года назад +6

      He refused to break the law for trump. Gotta be indictable to get anywhere in the GOP these days.

    • @luisespinoza8391
      @luisespinoza8391 2 года назад +13

      That bar is so low that the GOP have been crowned Limbo Kings.

    • @heiltecn9ne
      @heiltecn9ne 2 года назад +10

      Lol Biden is literally trying to ruin the USA and it’s comedy to everyone around the world.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад +250

    Seeing the things Donnie does and gets away with makes me think that American laws are more guidelines than something that you actually get held accountable for breaking. Not a good look for you, America.

    • @dianem7677
      @dianem7677 2 года назад +30

      American law exists but lawyers are not doing their job...we all know where Trump should be now.

    • @kitty62862
      @kitty62862 2 года назад +5

      Demos need to grow some cojones

    • @spicyirwin5835
      @spicyirwin5835 2 года назад +1

      TRIAL WITH NO EVIDENCE OR WITNESSES ALLOWED WAS SAD!

    • @edgarcayce2.02
      @edgarcayce2.02 2 года назад +37

      Nothing we do here is a good look for us. There are a few of us who are aware of that (believe it or not). We have a two-tiered justice system. The laws are serious and harsh for most of us, but for the wealthy and privileged they're more like guidelines, you're exactly right.

    • @cher3093
      @cher3093 2 года назад +6

      @@dianem7677 Lawyers only do what they’re paid to do. The entire legal system exists to create business for itself.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 года назад +70

    The papers that we all should be interested are those he took away from the Russian translator who was in the room with Putin taking notes...

    • @shadowrealm8014
      @shadowrealm8014 2 года назад +8

      Yup that's what everyone wants to see .I'm pretty sure years from now those golden shower videos allegations are going come out to be something real ... How they had him blackmailed .

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 года назад

      Russian collusion all over again?

    • @edwinagray4373
      @edwinagray4373 2 года назад +2

      Put-in made him eat them after their meeting.

  • @kitty62862
    @kitty62862 2 года назад +109

    We’re not holding him accountable for a damned thing, why would this be any different????

    • @oslowilde6961
      @oslowilde6961 2 года назад

      You have to hold Dems accountable as well and many have broken the law.
      Dems used their own software t count ballots in one state for a senate seat and were caught but other Dems.
      Hillary has people missing that were connected to her.
      Biden has accepted money from foreign countries while in a position of power.
      Pelosi has people who are confirmed Chinese spies like many California Dems.
      Cory Booker helped guide illegals into the US.
      Omar funneled campaign funds to her Significant Other.
      Obama commuted many War Crimes.
      Neither Party is innocent

    • @teddycee
      @teddycee 2 года назад +5

      @@oslowilde6961 😂🤣😆

    • @B86432
      @B86432 2 года назад

      how does that 5x inflation taste sheep?

    • @ricksmith2885
      @ricksmith2885 2 года назад +4

      @@oslowilde6961 same moronic lies over and over

    • @valerieschmidtzuzu
      @valerieschmidtzuzu 2 года назад +1

      So frustrating!

  • @robertderoos511
    @robertderoos511 2 года назад +27

    "And l'll be with you." Then goes back to the WH to watch it on TV. Jimmy is the only one who says these things out loud. Bravo 👏.

    • @fredschnerbert1238
      @fredschnerbert1238 2 года назад

      Yeah, and they went there and were stopped by the fence, UNTIL, Mr. EPPS and some other guy made sure they got through the fence, and they weren't charged with a thing!

  • @WestCoastRails
    @WestCoastRails 2 года назад +30

    Good lord, if nothing is done about the removal of the records and documents…that will be a huge disgrace.. why have laws then.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 2 года назад +5

      Laws are for the plebs, not the people who enforce them. Rules for thee, not for me.

    • @keithb6717
      @keithb6717 2 года назад

      Are you talking about Hillary deleting 33,000 emails?

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 года назад +1

      @@keithb6717 yeah fuk her too. But do u agree trump was trying to hide something also?

    • @tamiking2982
      @tamiking2982 2 года назад +2

      @@keithb6717 Weren't those her personal emails?

    • @dianem7677
      @dianem7677 2 года назад +1

      @@keithb6717 hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....Anything new?

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 2 года назад +575

    “Can you imagine how pathetic you must be to get pleasure watching that?” Referring to the Jan. 6th riot. Jimmy you’re right, but pathetic isn’t the best word, try psychopathic or sociopathic or both.

    • @kimweaver1252
      @kimweaver1252 2 года назад +33

      Ok, we have NEW WORDS!! Psychopathetic and Sociopathetic. Perfect for this era!

    • @The_Christ_Angel
      @The_Christ_Angel 2 года назад

      But the Bible says that in the end of days, Jesus was summoned from the Heaven throne to the HEAVEN realm to be disciplined by GOD. And Satan went to hide behind one of the GOD realm thrones and shape shifted into a little kid and was happy and in awe that Jesus was in trouble and getting beat.

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 2 года назад +16

      Deranged.

    • @genericusername3029
      @genericusername3029 2 года назад +7

      Jimmy "crybaby" Kimmel is a pathetic grifter.

    • @PaddleAsia
      @PaddleAsia 2 года назад +31

      @@genericusername3029 Wow, what a witty retort! You're really putting you GED to work, Cletus.

  • @phredmadsen-vallee8375
    @phredmadsen-vallee8375 2 года назад +6

    "Mar-A-Lardo" ... love Jimmy and his writers!

  • @GrimmJaw671
    @GrimmJaw671 2 года назад +31

    Yes! Lock up captain bonespurs! That orange cult leader needs to be in jail for America's sake!

  • @aletamoore9983
    @aletamoore9983 2 года назад +192

    If I had a dollar for every time in the last 5 years I've said "If anybody else did that they'd be in jail" I'd have more money than Trump.....even if I had a penny.

    • @PeteR-yh6pm
      @PeteR-yh6pm 2 года назад +2

      So does he feel the same about HRC who destroyed 30,000 govt emails and destroyed govt cell phones with a hammer? Curious . . . .

    • @coolguyenglish4484
      @coolguyenglish4484 2 года назад +12

      @@PeteR-yh6pm the FBI "didn't find any evidence of evil intent and intent to obstruct justice."

    • @jhegre
      @jhegre 2 года назад +5

      @@PeteR-yh6pm The Hard Rock Cafè destroyed govt cell phones with a hammer?

    • @harryseaword
      @harryseaword 2 года назад +7

      @@coolguyenglish4484 Poor Trollboy little Pete is having a bad day. He knows the earth is flat and is terrified he's going to fall off the edge. Sad.

    • @PeteR-yh6pm
      @PeteR-yh6pm 2 года назад

      @@jhegre 🤣 u 2 funny

  • @carpathia0117
    @carpathia0117 2 года назад +28

    Virtel was outstanding! Bring this dude back for more.

  • @pamelatimmins1055
    @pamelatimmins1055 2 года назад +4

    This whole monologue was hysterical, you are so funny Jimmy.
    naked trump and his flying chicken, hysterical.
    That Virtel Oscar spiel was hysterical. Especially Cher and her headdress, I love Cher.
    The children and their chocolate milk protest was a protest I could get behind. You will change the world for the better one day kids, so proud of you all.

  • @katydid9
    @katydid9 2 года назад +8

    "Vertel It Like It Is"...absolutely brilliant!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +36

    Woah... Trigger warning before showing Donnie's back rolls!
    Gah...

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +43

    So happy to see Jimmy and Guillermo! Always
    funny! 😂🤣😅

  • @metallicamadsam
    @metallicamadsam 2 года назад +26

    im so happy Louis Virtel is doing one of his segments. sarcastic and funny love it

    • @CarbonTech19
      @CarbonTech19 Год назад +1

      I'm not a regular viewer, so this is the first time I've seen him. Came here to say how funny his set was.

  • @villehytonen7279
    @villehytonen7279 2 года назад +29

    So I am guessing that the party of law and order will now say that Trump definitely cannot run for office. Right? How could they possibly justify that?

    • @lspiegel5704
      @lspiegel5704 2 года назад +7

      No, no. They’re doubling down and saying there was no insurrection by calling it a “legitimate political discourse.” They won’t admit their leader was wrong until either he goes to jail or they’re voted out. And maybe not even then.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 2 года назад +6

      Probably the same party of Christians who feel that Trump is a pious president.

    • @kathybumgardner4773
      @kathybumgardner4773 2 года назад +3

      SUSAN COLLINS .. WHO FIRST VOTED TO IMOEACH TRUMP. THE FIRST TIME THEN SAID " HE LEARNED HIS LESSON " NOW SAYS IF TRUMP IS ELECTED THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE SHES ALL IN TO VOTE FOR HIM ." THIS ISCTHE REPUBLICAN PARTY. IT WILL NEVER CHANGE

    • @danielhoskins4690
      @danielhoskins4690 2 года назад

      @@lspiegel5704 but they were voted out

  • @visceratrocar
    @visceratrocar 2 года назад +28

    We already knew a lot of this. What we need is for Merrick Garland to actually do something.

  • @70foolio
    @70foolio 2 года назад +57

    “Virtel it like it is”-was fabulous and should have a regular rant spot.

  • @rillyjo5810
    @rillyjo5810 2 года назад +6

    if he took fed documents home after presidency, why is he not in jail?

  • @ImmundaDeus
    @ImmundaDeus 2 года назад +80

    Louis Virtel... I'll keep an eye out for his name, because that Oscar rant was funny as hell!

    • @leapintothewild
      @leapintothewild 2 года назад +6

      Agree!! I don’t give a flying flip about awards shows, but watched the entire thing - hilarious 😂

    • @jaybuck5818
      @jaybuck5818 2 года назад +1

      @@leapintothewild
      Haven't watched any since Ricky did the GG. Never to be topped.

    • @jbachman01
      @jbachman01 2 года назад +6

      He’s on a podcast called “Keep It!” He’s great!

    • @leapintothewild
      @leapintothewild 2 года назад +2

      @@jbachman01 Thanks! Off to look for it!

  • @airlinena
    @airlinena 2 года назад +30

    Major celebrity break up 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Athenasjam
    @Athenasjam 2 года назад +41

    I don't blame the kids, many many days Chocolate milk was the only thing to look forward to.

  • @richardjarrell3585
    @richardjarrell3585 2 года назад +20

    3:37 We knew years ago that he was tearing up official documents; how come nobody was preventing this? DEFINITELY prosecute the polycriminal to obviate a 2024 his running again for the presidency!

    • @edwinagray4373
      @edwinagray4373 2 года назад +1

      He made off with so much loot that belongs to the people. He doesn't give a rat's behind of his illegality.

  • @troydanielboy
    @troydanielboy 2 года назад +64

    Now THAT was funny. Virtel it like it is. LOL

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 2 года назад +2

      That would be a great title for his own show.

  • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
    @JohnSmith-pg9ns 2 года назад +20

    Trump for prison 👍

  • @ipickedsomething
    @ipickedsomething 2 года назад +16

    Kudos to the teachers for helping them organize that protest properly. 👏 Fact: there are not enough real teachers in the world.

  • @whatsup5446
    @whatsup5446 2 года назад +48

    The Democratic Party needs more passionate people like Louis Virtel and those fourth graders to get certain bills such as the Voter’s Rights Act and BBB to pass through Congress.

  • @04279
    @04279 2 года назад +59

    After googling I was actually shocked to discover that Greg Kelly and his show is an actual thing. I thought it was a parody skit for "Jimmy Kimmel Live". Wow ehm I mean: Ouch!

    • @GeoffreySorensen
      @GeoffreySorensen 2 года назад +1

      He actually used to be a good, if entertaining, news anchor in New York. Now he's playing a character for money.

    • @04279
      @04279 2 года назад +2

      @@GeoffreySorensen Oh dear, this sounds really sad.

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 2 года назад +100

    That was the most precious thing I have ever seen. Those kids are exercising their right to protest and it's a great lesson why it's so vital to protect our democracy and uphold the constitution and keep it out of the hands of fascists like Donald Trump and his enablers.

    • @alonzocalvillo6702
      @alonzocalvillo6702 2 года назад +9

      That sound you hear are the heads exploding over at Fux 'News'.

    • @Yo_AB_Breaks
      @Yo_AB_Breaks 2 года назад

      In my opinion (which doesn't mean much), it's really not. All this is teaching them is they have to fight for even the smallest concession from an authority figure or organization. They have to go this far for just some chocolate milk? It's similar to those fighting for a living wage. That shouldn't even be a fight. The goal post is so far back that the drive for real change looks like it's decades long when it's actually not. High pay for classroom teachers. High funding for educational tools, infrastructure and real opportunities. A higher education system that doesn't put its students into crippling debt for a large chunk of their adult lives. These are just some of the things that look too overwhelming to achieve because we're indoctrinated into this system of fighting for the scraps so that we don't have the energy or will to fight (peacefully) at the level that really makes those in positions of power really listen. I'm sure that's not the intent with this school. They don't know any better. They were taught this is the way too. Which is exactly the level of democracy that is generally accepted at higher levels with higher stakes. Something that resembles democracy but isn't.

    • @kayladonnrichardson7384
      @kayladonnrichardson7384 2 года назад

      @@Yo_AB_Breaks You have to go yard-by-yard to get to the goal post. Every yard counts.

    • @Yo_AB_Breaks
      @Yo_AB_Breaks 2 года назад

      @@kayladonnrichardson7384 That's not the way it works. That allows the opposing side to add a near infinite amount of yards between you and the goal. For example; no chocolate milk --> protest --> 1 chocolate milk every 2 weeks --> protest --> 1 chocolate milk 3 times per month --> protest --> 2 chocolate milks the first week of every month and 2 chocolate milks spread throughout the rest of the month --> protest --> add a bonus chocolate during major holidays... and so on. This is a simplified scenario of what has generally been happening on much higher scales. It's an illusion of compromise and the democratic process. It also conditions reasonable people to forgo most hope of success or even the thought of demanding something truly revolutionary. Instead we settle for something like trickle down economics like we did 40 years ago just to find out it doesn't work and was likely never intended to. That we made a mistake of accepting that compromise that took decades for a sizeable amount of the population to realize we shouldn't have stopped pushing and not allowing the goal post to shift backwards. Now it's 40 years of chocolate milk debates we have to make up for and seeing that goal post move miles away from where we had it back then.

  • @MacMaclin
    @MacMaclin 2 года назад +8

    I like that Virtel guy 💪🏾💯

  • @gsniroshan
    @gsniroshan 2 года назад +31

    Please give the kids more chocolate milk and give us more Louis Virtel!

  • @ralphstephan353
    @ralphstephan353 2 года назад +162

    Trump couldn’t walk to the Capitol with the rioters because those dang bone spurs cropped up again.

    • @spicyirwin5835
      @spicyirwin5835 2 года назад +11

      Mustve been reason he didnt pardon them like he promised also!

    • @MellowMaromi
      @MellowMaromi 2 года назад +1

      @@spicyirwin5835 No, no, he'll do that when he makes himself president in 2024! 🤣

    • @patriciawright8786
      @patriciawright8786 2 года назад

      ralph stephan---LOL!

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 года назад

      @@spicyirwin5835 Trump preferred to pardon all imprisoned rappers like Lil' Wayne and Kodak Black. Poor rioters😪🤧

  • @gafls3151
    @gafls3151 2 года назад +17

    Excellent monologue!

  • @tempusfugit9009
    @tempusfugit9009 2 года назад +7

    not even American and i love learning new laws yall have everyday! :) peace and love to all.

    • @cadebritt8001
      @cadebritt8001 2 года назад +1

      Planning on running your own criminal government ?

  • @mygirl1129
    @mygirl1129 2 года назад +23

    🤣 Virtel was funny as he... could possibly be! I’m gonna put a ring on this video! Then wait to watch the Oscars! Funny stuff, Jimmy! 🥰

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing 2 года назад +76

    Whenever Louis gets a chance to rant about the Oscars I just know he is living his best life

    • @leevancliffneridacampo7769
      @leevancliffneridacampo7769 2 года назад +4

      I know about Glenn Close but Amy Adams still the same no luck that judges!? 😭🥺

    • @fredschnerbert1238
      @fredschnerbert1238 2 года назад

      Having a competitive event is a white supremacy thing. They should all get participation trophies and that's it. We must end this systemic WS

  • @thepowerofpositivity8075
    @thepowerofpositivity8075 2 года назад +23

    The clip of naked Don threw the fried chicken is gold 😂

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 2 года назад +29

    They got the goods, DOJ needs to act swiftly

  • @themorales6
    @themorales6 2 года назад +1

    Love Louis Virtel! ❤️

  • @aviva1248
    @aviva1248 2 года назад +37

    I’d come back here for Louis Virtel. Has he always been around? We need him more

    • @Dagian_Jade
      @Dagian_Jade 2 года назад +2

      Yes! He was FABULOUS!! More Virtel. 👏👏👏

    • @marygracebuckley9367
      @marygracebuckley9367 2 года назад +4

      As Louis’s cousin, I can confirm that he HAS always been around (at least since 1986, anyway). And he’s always been hilarious! He’s the reason I’m not afraid of the velociraptors in Jurassic Park because he made the kitchen scene funny with his own narration. He was 11 then.

    • @Mormon_guy
      @Mormon_guy 2 года назад

      Watch him on jeopardy!

    • @Jose-Gonzalez-cfl
      @Jose-Gonzalez-cfl 2 года назад +1

      @@marygracebuckley9367 Is he single? 🥰 Lol! Cute, hilarious, witty, the whole package

  • @dustyfox6511
    @dustyfox6511 2 года назад +44

    I'm surprised that president isn't a protected title in the USA like doctor.
    Trump being refered to as president rather than ex-president seems like a weird entitlement to retain after leaving office.

    • @MarvinDavenport
      @MarvinDavenport 2 года назад +3

      And he continues to collect a pension from the American tax payers, until the day he dies.

    • @jimled50jl49
      @jimled50jl49 2 года назад +4

      It's mainly those at Fox News who suck up to Trump by calling him President + if they didn't he would probably cry. I know his supporters do as well but that's only because they spent alot of money on baseball caps, t.shirts, banners & flags etc with his name on and don't want to admit it's a waste of money.

    • @ICP1SBJ
      @ICP1SBJ 2 года назад

      the president holds that title for the rest of his life. It's always been that way

  • @DavidMcFarner
    @DavidMcFarner 2 года назад +26

    Yes, we like Louis Vertel. He’s on it.

  • @threetreasures7698
    @threetreasures7698 2 года назад +4

    Louis Virtel rocks!

  • @MoonFairy929
    @MoonFairy929 2 года назад +1

    I wish I could like that segment multiple times. 😍

  • @julesa.5887
    @julesa.5887 2 года назад +26

    Virtel needs his own show.

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 2 года назад +4

      He co-hosts a long-running podcast called "Keep It".

    • @DavidMcFarner
      @DavidMcFarner 2 года назад +2

      I bet it’s coming soon.

    • @DavidMcFarner
      @DavidMcFarner 2 года назад +3

      @@mundaneamazing ooh, thanks!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 года назад +9

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙

  • @Double00Agent
    @Double00Agent 2 года назад +67

    Dude is 100% correct regarding the oscars

  • @olga138
    @olga138 2 года назад +1

    Virtel is SO funny---and so correct. "The Country Girl?" Blech

  • @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp
    @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp 2 года назад +31

    Now Dence has got to get use to walking with nuts.Maybe Mother can help him.

  • @christopherhogg3227
    @christopherhogg3227 2 года назад +18

    Virtel was brilliant! Feels good to laugh like that!

  • @fpshooterful
    @fpshooterful 2 года назад +19

    Watching Trump dance, is like watching Elaine dance from Seinfeld. Disturbing, but yet, hypnotic.

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 года назад +2

      Nailed it! 👍

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 2 года назад +1

      It's more like nauseating
      But that's just mho 🤢

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot 2 года назад +2

      l heard you can tell how a person makes love by the watching the way they dance... 🕺😮🤮😞

    • @fpshooterful
      @fpshooterful 2 года назад +3

      @@PADS62 Well, Nauesating too. It's like a bad car crash. Disturbing, nauseating, or just plain sick, but hard to look away.

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 2 года назад +1

      @@fpshooterful Exactly.

  • @JakeSteffesDesign
    @JakeSteffesDesign 2 года назад +1

    Louis’s segment was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux 2 года назад +13

    Virtel!🤣
    "The Country Girl... a movie I dare you to sit through."
    Time For Glenn Close to get an Achievement Oscar!!

    • @michaelg8193
      @michaelg8193 2 года назад +2

      She is really Close each time.

  • @luisruizduarte4097
    @luisruizduarte4097 2 года назад +5

    I adore Louis 💖💖💖💖 put him on more frequently

  • @mattgaetz5548
    @mattgaetz5548 2 года назад +4

    AG Garland needs to grow a pair and LOCK HIM UP!

  • @gavriloking5637
    @gavriloking5637 2 года назад +68

    Why does it take Jimmy Kimmel to read us the law so we can understand what Trump has violated and not our President? When the law so clearly states the rule that Trump broke, then isn't it the fault of the Justice Department for not enforcing our laws?

    • @joanlynch5271
      @joanlynch5271 2 года назад +14

      He should be in prison for a multitude of reasons!

    • @jeffreyherman9454
      @jeffreyherman9454 2 года назад +11

      COMPLETELY AGREE!!! Nor is THIS law by ANY means the first to be CLEARLY VIOLATED!!! What does it TAKE to call a crook and a traitor A CROOK AND A TRAITOR?!!! WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!!!

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 2 года назад +1

      Pro-tip: So-called "comedians" like Jimmy Kimmel often bend the truth if it'll get applause and laughter from their adoring audience. It's best not to take anything they say seriously. If there was anything to this accusation, Pencil Neck Schiff and Nutsty Pelosi would have been all over it months ago. Instead, they're still trying to fabricate evidence to impeach President Trump again because they literally have nothing on him. He is the most investigated and vetted politician in the history of the United States, and still they've got nothing.

    • @jeffreyherman9454
      @jeffreyherman9454 2 года назад +2

      Dear Gabriel Bicker -- The "Darren Z" who has replied to your comment is clearly a complete idiot -- and likely quite a scoundrel to boot. Your point is ENTIRELY WELL-taken, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!!!

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 2 года назад +2

      @@Durwood71 so Trump didn't destroy Whitehouse documents and its not against the law. Wow what reality do you live in?

  • @orangesporanges9949
    @orangesporanges9949 2 года назад +5

    I’m absolutely in love with Louis Virtel!
    💜✌🏼💜🤟🏼💜🥰💜

  • @pauljackson4075
    @pauljackson4075 2 года назад +3

    Viertel is really funny! He should have more air time.

  • @melnovit2775
    @melnovit2775 2 года назад +2

    Jimmy..THANK YOU....YOU are a real patriot!

  • @linda_memolo
    @linda_memolo 2 года назад +10

    I have to say, I had flown Spirit Airlines once. They were on time, efficient, friendly, and I would fly them again.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 года назад +6

      I can only fly them in spirit ,not in real life. Its a shitty airline.

    • @myhandlewastaken
      @myhandlewastaken 2 года назад +3

      Somebody bought stock pre-merger...

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 2 года назад +4

      Currently, they are among the worst. Even having a seat that reclines one inch is considered too luxurious for coach travelers. The seats are rock hard and are actually less comfortable than the seating at the airport. charges $60 for first bag; does not offer free beverage service....

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 2 года назад

      They are trash

  • @Shelbygirlo7
    @Shelbygirlo7 2 года назад +13

    Omggg! I almost thought there is no show tonight! Thank you for making my Monday!!!😂🙏

  • @jackieforte4180
    @jackieforte4180 2 года назад +4

    Great monologue! Great piece on the Oscars too.

  • @sd_naturalist509
    @sd_naturalist509 2 года назад +189

    "Seems ironic to hold a winter Olympic event in front of the reason we don't have winter anymore." Well said Jimmy

    • @kelvinyao5172
      @kelvinyao5172 2 года назад +14

      It's kinda hypocritical though. The US has more than double the CO2 emission per capita than China

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 2 года назад +3

      👆Here's a Prime example of whataboutism

    • @johnpond3342
      @johnpond3342 2 года назад +1

      This venue is supposed to symbolize even an abandoned coal power plant can be “green” in some way. I guess you can always interpret it in whatever way that pleases you.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 2 года назад +1

      @@johnpond3342 wait, was it a coal plant or a nuclear plant? Could've sworn cooling towers go with nuclear power plants, and smoke stacks go with coal power plants.

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 2 года назад +7

      @@abbycross90210 Cooling towers are used anywhere you need to cool large amounts of water. The shape allows them to cool large amounts water by using natural air flow going in the bottom and out the top. The are called draft cooling tower.

  • @ricksmith3922
    @ricksmith3922 2 года назад +13

    Virtel was Funny AF... get his timing together, and he will be the Highlight of your Show... great eye for Talent, Jimmy...

  • @LorenzoDoesntExist
    @LorenzoDoesntExist 2 года назад +28

    I'm straight but any film fan will agree that Judy was robbed.

    • @jaybuck5818
      @jaybuck5818 2 года назад +2

      I'm sraight too but when I think about it, in my mind I'm flouncing. 🤫

  • @RebeccaLynnMusic
    @RebeccaLynnMusic 2 года назад +9

    Jimmy, yours is the best late night show now. Keep up the good work.

    • @thomasjohn6041
      @thomasjohn6041 2 года назад

      What good work? His obsession with the orange man, while ignoring the current horrible BRANDON administration?
      Typical Hollywood lib shyt.

    • @genericusername3029
      @genericusername3029 2 года назад

      Talk about a low bar.

  • @djameson5576
    @djameson5576 2 года назад +2

    We need more Virtel! ❤🎉🥂🎊

  • @John-vf5cc
    @John-vf5cc 2 года назад +1

    Keepin' it real!!! Thanks Jimmy and Guillermo!!

  • @thedaveandjimshow3809
    @thedaveandjimshow3809 2 года назад +10

    How many laws does Trump have to break before the wheels of justice ⚖ do something?

    • @SSBroly965
      @SSBroly965 2 года назад

      What wheels of justice? If they existed he would have been in jail by now. He very clearly tried to tamper with the election and tried to get voting machines seized, both of which he should be jailed for and yet...

    • @thedaveandjimshow3809
      @thedaveandjimshow3809 2 года назад

      @@SSBroly965 no accountability is a problem.

  • @ConsoleControlGames
    @ConsoleControlGames 2 года назад +11

    That chicken throwing scene....bravo

  • @dyskelia
    @dyskelia 2 года назад

    Virtel was great 💕

  • @catherineursini9900
    @catherineursini9900 2 года назад +3

    You have become my favorite late night host/truth teller. You should run for office!

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 2 года назад +51

    After a terrible day I can’t wait to watch Kimmel

    • @joe2001
      @joe2001 2 года назад +3

      Jimmy kimmel is a clown.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 года назад +3

      @@joe2001 Let me guess.. you're one of those clowns who believe that Antifa, the FBI and Baron von Münchhausen were in it but no MAGA clown fought like hell?

    • @IHateNicolasCage
      @IHateNicolasCage 2 года назад +1

      Why would you want to make a bad day worse?

    • @mostdope2536
      @mostdope2536 2 года назад +1

      You Kimmel/Colbert/Seth watchers always have terrible days! Maybe you live life the wrong way? 🙃,🙅🏾

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 2 года назад +2

      Hope tomorrow is better for ya, bud!

  • @e-dope1820
    @e-dope1820 2 года назад +8

    Thank you. Your Jokes helped me in a very dark place in my life, and il always be grateful. Thank you

  • @richardcadoret2597
    @richardcadoret2597 2 года назад +5

    Great monologue and LOVE the oscars report.....soooo funny and true!! JUDY WAS ROBBED!!!

  • @pezdiablito
    @pezdiablito 2 года назад +3

    Finally, a Super Bowl half-time show I'll actually watch!!

  • @CollinSamatas
    @CollinSamatas 2 года назад +135

    "We want chocolate milk!!" HAHAHA was this for a school project? We need more of this humor these days

    • @marcoc8494
      @marcoc8494 2 года назад +14

      The irony that it took place in Vacaville is just as hilarious (vaca is Spanish for 🐄)

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 2 года назад +9

      @@marcoc8494 I used to get visited by a calf called "Chocolate Milk." He'd come over and play with my dogs 😆.

    • @briansteve5269
      @briansteve5269 2 года назад +12

      Down with white milk supremacy!

    • @rebeccalyle8443
      @rebeccalyle8443 2 года назад +6

      Lol, too cute.

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 года назад

      Fukn biden even took there chocomil? Se pasa el viejillo

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +17

    Trump 4 prison

  • @marcellemars1744
    @marcellemars1744 2 года назад +4

    The song should be
    ' Desperado'.

  • @lh3540
    @lh3540 2 года назад +7

    Why do I feel like the chocolate milk protest was the last damn straw of the pandemic? I can relate to this mood.

  • @sarahaltizer2285
    @sarahaltizer2285 2 года назад +12

    Aww the Oscar guy did great!!! 🥰🥰

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 года назад +31

    The funniest part of the whole thing is the Stump’s too stupid to think of getting a $50 paper shredder.

    • @h.g.buddne
      @h.g.buddne 2 года назад +5

      He believes those machines scan the pages and send them to the democrats 🤫

    • @jaybuck5818
      @jaybuck5818 2 года назад

      @@h.g.buddne
      😂

  • @amiemeacham2974
    @amiemeacham2974 2 года назад +1

    Yay! I love when Louis is on ☺️

  • @beckg777
    @beckg777 2 года назад +24

    Those kids were exercising their right to assemble. I heard there’s a sit in at the flag pole tomorrow for Pizza Fridays!

    • @blackthornsloe8049
      @blackthornsloe8049 2 года назад +9

      The Republicans are blaming antifa

    • @tamiking2982
      @tamiking2982 2 года назад +5

      @@blackthornsloe8049 Yet not one Antifa person has been identified.

    • @Dagian_Jade
      @Dagian_Jade 2 года назад +1

      @@tamiking2982 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mckenzie.8653
      @mckenzie.8653 2 года назад

      @@blackthornsloe8049 and don’t forget BLM “bad actors”

  • @PluribusProject
    @PluribusProject 2 года назад +27

    The consistent quality in the writers' work and Kimmel's delivery cause me to think, even if the subject does not.

    • @mostdope2536
      @mostdope2536 2 года назад +1

      So clever 🥰🤪

    • @genericusername3029
      @genericusername3029 2 года назад

      You mean fake crying and mainstream media talking points?

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 года назад

      @@genericusername3029what talking points are u reffering too? And who was crying?

    • @genericusername3029
      @genericusername3029 2 года назад

      @@user-ej2wr5bg2v Kimmel's show is nothing but MSN talking points, and he fake cries all the time.

    • @mostdope2536
      @mostdope2536 2 года назад

      @@genericusername3029 Bro it's not fake crying. He is more emotional. Jordan Peterson often cries when he is making points, some people cry easier than others. If you still believe it's fake watch Kimmel talking about Bob Saget death, he made me cry like a baby

  • @dougstubbs9637
    @dougstubbs9637 2 года назад +5

    Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows ?
    PS. Snoop dog is a combat veteran from Desert Storm. Thank you for your service, Snoop.

    • @ICP1SBJ
      @ICP1SBJ 2 года назад +1

      I think you mean Nate Dogg served not snoop

  • @henrylester
    @henrylester 2 года назад

    Virtel should have his own show. Period.

  • @rreneebernard
    @rreneebernard 2 года назад +1

    Disqualify Don should be a campaign but Virtel was a great discovery tonight!!! We need to see more of him please!

  • @tclancy8802
    @tclancy8802 2 года назад +13

    Yet still calls him ‘President’ so not an entirely clean break up. Still sucking up a bit…

    • @ICP1SBJ
      @ICP1SBJ 2 года назад +1

      he holds that title the rest of his life, unfortunately.

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 2 года назад +30

    I love it when minority comedians make fun of their own communities. It opens a window into those communities and makes us laugh with them. Virtel was hilarious.

  • @MahkyVmedia1
    @MahkyVmedia1 2 года назад +1

    How many times have we all said
    "what are we waiting for disqualify away"
    I'm sick of it!

  • @BarbaraDr2023
    @BarbaraDr2023 2 года назад +1

    Please bring vertel on more often, jimmy

  • @BreezeDaDon
    @BreezeDaDon 2 года назад +13

    This was the funniest shirtless trump yet 🤣 😂!

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад +12

    Even then I bet the poodle caves like tissue paper next time.

  • @patso9576
    @patso9576 2 года назад

    Loved Virtel it! Great addition!

  • @timmcpharlin773
    @timmcpharlin773 2 года назад

    Virtell it like it is was awesome. More please