Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
  • The January 6th Committee has found evidence that would appear to implicate Donald Trump for engaging in criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States, Trump’s border wall has been breached by smugglers 3,272 times because of idiodic design, a bombshell report from the New York Times said that China asked the Russians to delay their invasion of Ukraine until after the Olympics in Beijing, many people in Russia have no idea why they’re in a war and people have been getting creative by posting anti-war messaged on Google & Trip Advisor reviews, IKEA has announced that they will stop selling and building furniture in Russia, Tucker Carlson and Dana Perino came up with a unique critique of Joe Biden’s SOTU address, Kanye posted a controversial video for his song “Easy” that has a clay version of Pete Davidson being kidnapped, and we speak to a woman named Karly Sindy from North Carolina who ordered a vanity license plate that said “FART” and after a complaint, may have to return it to the DMV.
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  • @population-_-420
    @population-_-420 2 года назад +44

    can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify

  • @jeffreese1828
    @jeffreese1828 2 года назад +18

    Lock him up !! Lock him up !! ALREADY !

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 11 месяцев назад +6

    I'd love to know who writes these hilarious breaks that illustrate whatever joke Jimmy's telling. For me they are always the highlight of the show and brilliant production as well.

  • @morrishinethe4536
    @morrishinethe4536 2 года назад +12

    Jimmy you have a great show keep calling them out you’re a great man.👍🏾

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +31

    Just get Trump where he belongs… prison

    • @nonyabuiz3605
      @nonyabuiz3605 2 года назад

      I see your comments all the time, I think we watch all the same stuff

  • @northside3701
    @northside3701 2 года назад +46

    Why isn't Trump behind bars,he needs to have his freedom in his favorite orange suit.

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 2 года назад +10

      US Legal system. Punishes the innocent and rewards the rich, corrupt politicians.

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 2 года назад +10

      Because in this shithole country laws only apply to the poor

    • @xbpbat21x
      @xbpbat21x 2 года назад +2

      Same thing is asked about the Clintons...

    • @davidcross4815
      @davidcross4815 Год назад

      @@xbpbat21x unfortunately for the " right " there is nothing to charge the Clinton's with.

    • @xbpbat21x
      @xbpbat21x Год назад

      @@davidcross4815 I don't buy that...I understand that my information comes from the media...but using an unsecured server and mishandling top secret documents, and destroying evidence, seems like plenty to go on to me.

  • @khefrenka2348
    @khefrenka2348 2 года назад +131

    I personally wouldn’t order that license plate but imagine how miserable you have to be to file an official complaint about it 🤦🏻‍♀️.

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 2 года назад +7

      Seriously.

    • @kirklarson4536
      @kirklarson4536 2 года назад +9

      I remember reading about someone who got a plate that read LUVTOFU because she loved tofu, but then they took it back because they thought it meant...something else.

    • @krzysztofczarkowski8405
      @krzysztofczarkowski8405 2 года назад +1

      I’m sorry my message wasn’t about license plate.

    • @JG-im3xv
      @JG-im3xv 2 года назад

      I remember when Yona Shimmel used to be funny. That was before he was diagnosed with Trump derangement syndrome.

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 2 года назад

      @@JG-im3xv weird comment, but ok...

  • @richardmendoza4389
    @richardmendoza4389 Год назад +3

    Jimmy never disapoints

  • @johnnycupofcoffee
    @johnnycupofcoffee 2 года назад +431

    its insane how much stricter the DMV is than our congress.

    • @imanilee9606
      @imanilee9606 2 года назад +13

      Facts

    • @bbqchitken7992
      @bbqchitken7992 2 года назад +20

      If only trump was trying to get a licence, he'd probably be in jail by now

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 2 года назад +16

      White collar crooks get all the breaks.

    • @justanamerican9024
      @justanamerican9024 2 года назад +4

      Higher IQ too

    • @bodyme
      @bodyme 2 года назад +1

      Funny how the dead always come back to help the government cheat cause if this was true I come back and help the American citizens not the corrupt government DUH

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 2 года назад +139

    Imagine thinking someone who went bankrupt 6 times and tried 5 times to make 1 website, and failed every single time, is smart. Just. Wow. America is doomed.

    • @nuwavedave
      @nuwavedave 2 года назад +3

      Clutchyfinger: 6 CHAPTER 11 Reorganizations - are NOT the same as personal bankruptcies. He paid the debts back. The Trump Organization owned 500 COMPANIES. 6 Chapter 11s out of 500 companies is an excellent track record. Let's see YOU do better. As for 5 attempts at building a website. Have YOU ever designed a complex website? I have. It takes a lot of trial and error. Do you remember the "Obamacare Website Fiasco"? Apparently not.

    • @coolwater55
      @coolwater55 2 года назад +19

      Plus Trump’s a serial adulterer, a fraud University, has likely most lawsuits against him for variety cons and non payments.. he defied emoluments clause, had his kids shoved in WH without security clearance. That is a very tiny list of the horrible criminal Trump is!
      People are greedy who boosted him into power, or just subversive criminals themselves!

    • @mrankitanks
      @mrankitanks 2 года назад +16

      @@nuwavedave I am sure you know that you don't understand most of what you wrote. So stop copy pasting crap.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 2 года назад +12

      @@coolwater55 Don’t forget the ‘grab them by the ’ quote. That was before he was elected. Just wtf.

    • @rootpt
      @rootpt 2 года назад +4

      @Ameri Color fool lolol

  • @leaf16nut
    @leaf16nut 2 года назад +20

    Not AT ALL what I expected the person that bought a "FART" license plate would look like.. Pleasantly surprised!

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 2 года назад +4

    I've been in construction for 42 years. I've never heard of a "powerful" wall.

    • @babooll5632
      @babooll5632 2 года назад +1

      Dude, it a transformer. Walldorfer

  • @EdricLysharae
    @EdricLysharae 2 года назад +211

    I asked my friend what it was like to live in Russia. He said he couldn't complain...

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 2 года назад +4

    LOOK HIM UP, ...LOCK HIM UP!

  • @jimd7875
    @jimd7875 2 года назад

    Karly Sindy...... Best news story I have heard in a long time, during these stinky times. Ironic ! We are laughing all the way up in Canada. You are Officially an Honorary Citizen of our great country ! Thank you. I know what my next Plate will read....

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 2 года назад +4

    Thank you Jimmy, you are helping us all cope.

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 2 года назад +104

    HOW COULD THEY TRY TO REVOKE THE PLATE?!
    It’s beautiful.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 2 года назад +5

      The bigger question, what loser not only got upset about it, but then went to the effort to voluntarily contact the DMV to make a complaint?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 2 года назад +1

      @@gloomyblackfur399 It's North Carolina. Outside of Asheville and the Research Triangle, it's got a very high density of reactionary old farts.

  • @deannedflrocks5337
    @deannedflrocks5337 2 года назад +6

    Will someone please ask Eric Trump if the Trump family still gets all the money they need from Russia?

  • @MrArtVendelay
    @MrArtVendelay 2 года назад

    Stunning. One complaint and the DMV goes nuts.

  • @lourdesesalvador5831
    @lourdesesalvador5831 2 года назад +1

    What are they waiting for? Lock him up!!

  • @Fay-el
    @Fay-el 2 года назад +39

    Kimberly Guilfoyle Just been subpoenaed.
    "THE BEST IS YET TO COME"
    -Kimberly Guilfoyle

    • @marymcnabb4982
      @marymcnabb4982 2 года назад +2

      Prison for her raising 2million for Jan 6th and made a speech.

  • @romandevivo1163
    @romandevivo1163 2 года назад +38

    Imagine that dangerous clown once lived in the WH. A stark reminder of how close we all have gotten from a total catastrophe.

    • @robertzeleznik8124
      @robertzeleznik8124 2 года назад

      Compared to Biden. Lol.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 2 года назад +2

      but, regardless, ... he's left our nation in such a diabolically dangerous and socially- divided state that it may be a decade or even longer before we are assured of our healthy survival!

    • @davidmatthews3131
      @davidmatthews3131 2 года назад +3

      Calling him a dangerous clown is insulting. To Pennywise !

    • @Robert-ri7mt
      @Robert-ri7mt 2 года назад

      You vote potato head did you.

    • @romandevivo1163
      @romandevivo1163 2 года назад +1

      @@robertzeleznik8124 Some clowns are more dangerous than others.

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady 2 года назад +11

    Adore the FART plate and that lovely woman needs to be on the show more often
    She’s wonderful

  • @wakingforbacon6439
    @wakingforbacon6439 Год назад +1

    That was very cool of Jimmy spreading the ladies story of her fart plate. Talk about a town wanting to restrict someone's freedom of speech.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +13

    Lock him up

  • @WendyDahling3
    @WendyDahling3 2 года назад +230

    The F.A.R.T girl is everything. Made me so happy. What a great sense of humor!

    • @toniroberts8117
      @toniroberts8117 2 года назад +2

      Exactly. Hope more fart girls out there go on and presavier. Go in girl ❤️

    • @maxryder995
      @maxryder995 2 года назад +3

      4Art!

    • @deborahwolz1628
      @deborahwolz1628 2 года назад

      I imagine her new "club" has fun too!

  • @berretta9mm158
    @berretta9mm158 2 года назад +18

    She is a bright, pretty woman with a GREAT sense of humor.
    Man, If I ever needed a laugh, it was today.
    Thank you, fart-joke lady!

  • @sherylleithner5380
    @sherylleithner5380 2 года назад

    HONESTY... 2022. THX , Michael...

  • @tvdinner325
    @tvdinner325 2 года назад +16

    FENCE! It's a FENCE!

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 2 года назад +1

      He didn’t show someone used a belt and climbed it in 30sec. And the kids dropped from the wall. Also they forgot about the tunneling. Katt Williams made it hilarious. “Have you seen the tunnel for El Chapo?”

    • @martavillanueva1062
      @martavillanueva1062 2 года назад +1

      Good point----- it's a fence.

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 2 года назад

      @@martavillanueva1062 it was that, build that wall, we’re going to build it on the border of Colorado 😂

  • @dlanska
    @dlanska 2 года назад +373

    Ms, Cindy has a great smile and a great sense of humor. We need a story like that to help counteract all the bad. Kudos to her.

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 2 года назад +16

      My fellow North Carolinian seems like a fun person

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +23

      Thank you and agreed! I've been so thrilled to be a part of something that brings so many smiles to so many faces.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +13

      @@jamesgoines7663 I try not to take myself too seriously. =)

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 2 года назад +6

      @@karlysindy498 Karly thanks for taking the time to send your very sincere words.
      I would join Friends of Asheville Recreational Trails but I can't take the biting cold and snakes! 🤣👍

    • @worldatmyfingertips7771
      @worldatmyfingertips7771 2 года назад +4

      I knoooow!! I found her frigging adorable!! Also...although many criticize Jimmy Kimmel's comedic style, I think it's just different. My favorite's still Colbert but every now and then I keep coming back for some of these jokes as well :D :D

  • @jeanhawken4482
    @jeanhawken4482 Год назад +2

    How were people taken in by trump. I still find it hard to understand how anyone thought he was fit for public office.

  • @kenwilson5453
    @kenwilson5453 2 года назад +71

    The only 'fool proof' is it proves what a fool he was.

    • @wdmulanaxjr
      @wdmulanaxjr 2 года назад +1

      JUST LIKE TURD BIDEN?

    • @areyes1979ar
      @areyes1979ar 2 года назад +16

      @@wdmulanaxjr what does Biden have to do with trumptards failure wall 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mystronghand4038
      @mystronghand4038 2 года назад +8

      @@wdmulanaxjr 👈🐑 KEEP THESE BETA MAGA KKKLOWNS CRYING DAILY

    • @calexprenas
      @calexprenas 2 года назад

      LOL

    • @kenwilson5453
      @kenwilson5453 2 года назад +3

      @@wdmulanaxjr you evidently wouldn't know a good man if your tripped over them, lol

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 2 года назад +806

    “Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
    - Eric Trump

    • @erinhilliard9347
      @erinhilliard9347 2 года назад +75

      I wish I could be a fly on the wall in he T**** household right now- where’s the money Lebowski?!

    • @Winecone
      @Winecone 2 года назад +88

      They weren’t getting help from Russia for nothing in return

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 года назад +126

      can we have all those russian condos in trump towers confiscated?
      and donated to a homeless veterans' association?

    • @howardgriego2272
      @howardgriego2272 2 года назад +45

      Hahahaha that wall is fkn hilarious 😆😂😭

    • @alden1132
      @alden1132 2 года назад +49

      @@oldrrocr Specifically, they should be donated to a homeless-aid organization that helps homeless People of Color & Veterans.

  • @fanattaj4889
    @fanattaj4889 2 года назад +1

    The question that Jimmy needed to ask lovely Cindy is if her truck runs on diesel...

  • @blkcatzette
    @blkcatzette 2 года назад +4

    Ms.Cindy’s smile is infectious and her sense of humor is the coolest.

  • @jackl4laughs
    @jackl4laughs 2 года назад +160

    Imagine being so mad that a person has FART on their plates, that you choose to contact the DMV and complain enough that they do something. Jeez, that's a person who should take up knitting or something else that wastes a lot of their time but makes them feel accomplished...

    • @geodude7116
      @geodude7116 2 года назад +3

      Take up knitting? 🤣
      Yeah they really do need to.

    • @airheadrica1956
      @airheadrica1956 2 года назад +12

      Karen strikes again

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 2 года назад +12

      Probably someone who took it as a subliminal message, tried to obey and wound up with a shart instead.

    • @Edwardjonez
      @Edwardjonez 2 года назад +5

      LMAO, Thanks

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад +3

      Uh, yeah, give them giant, sharp, metal needles. Great, brilliant idea!
      Oh, and by the way... knitting actually makes things, as does crocheting. Blankets, afghans, sweaters, winter hats, scarves, baby toys, etc., all are easily made by knitting and crocheting. Just, you know, for your edification.

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 2 года назад +163

    I watched a Central American family go through a new section of Trump's wall in 2019. They used a cheap cordless reciprocating saw. It took about two minutes.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +36

      @Mr Damage One doesn't necessitate the other.

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 2 года назад +17

      @Mr Damage big difference between breaking

    • @bopchik68
      @bopchik68 2 года назад +39

      Last year Arizona had a horrible rain storm that made a part of the wall collapse! 😂

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 2 года назад +18

      @Mr Damage like we dont have any here in the USA. Domestic

    • @ivanobar1
      @ivanobar1 2 года назад +27

      Mr Damage
      It’s a cheap saw, only works on cheap border fences. As much as I hate to ease your concerns, your crappy house is safe…unless it’s made from by trump. Hey, what’s your real last name btw?

  • @catherinerainey9990
    @catherinerainey9990 Год назад +1

    I live just south of Asheville in Saluda. I would love to come to your next FART meeting!

  • @hexdiagonal6450
    @hexdiagonal6450 2 года назад +6

    OMG Jimmi this one of your best shows ever. I allmost phessed myself laughing.

  • @nancytoppin7701
    @nancytoppin7701 2 года назад +57

    I am always nervous when they interview someone from NC but finally they found someone with a brain to put on national TV! And she actually had teeth too! Well done!

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 2 года назад +1

      Must have spent a long time searching for that

    • @Jay-xh9dl
      @Jay-xh9dl 2 года назад +5

      Because it's Asheville; I was born in NC and Asheville is the only city I would consider living in. It's small but it's seemingly where the rational minds of NC (outside of Academia) flock.

    • @gregpollock9418
      @gregpollock9418 2 года назад

      . .. ... "actually had teeth .... " , Ba ha ha ha ha ha aaa ...

    • @lisah9709
      @lisah9709 2 года назад +1

      We actually have a surprising amount of teeth here...🤓

    • @jeanponce2017
      @jeanponce2017 2 года назад

      @@Jay-xh9dl
      South port NC is building up nice. It's a huge amount of people from NJ moving down there and buying lots and building a home. What's funny is they go to Asheville with their kids to swim so I take it you have nice lakes there

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d 2 года назад +109

    I wonder if pictures of the repaired and damaged sections of wall are allowed on Truth social. It would be a pity if it was flooded with damaged wall photos. It might annoy someone.

    • @amostlyreasonableguy
      @amostlyreasonableguy 2 года назад +1

      And yet for all of the ridicule and criticism Trump most certainly deserves, everything nationally and internationally is somehow worse in every way under Biden. It doesn’t make Trump not awful as a person; it just shows you how pathetic this administration is that they’re failing in every conceivable way and are desperately trying to switch their public image to garner support. Accordingly, now they suddenly don’t want to defund the police, masks are optional, and American made products are important to them again. Both parties are con artists.

    • @_BJ123
      @_BJ123 2 года назад +1

      What's a real pitty is that the fruckers in office now won't repair any damage to the wall. It's needs to be kept up ... morons

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 года назад +23

      @@amostlyreasonableguy "I'm not a Trump supporter, I just repeat bs GOP talking points and call myself 'reasonable'."

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 года назад +9

      God forbid, that would be such a shame! If it ever gets up and running they'd better watch out for that. Something tells me "Truth Social" is a misnomer, but his supporters will never know what that means, so no worries.

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 2 года назад +11

      @@amostlyreasonableguy the consequences of one administration's actions is not seen immediately. As everyone points out the government moves slow so a year or 2 after something is passed it actually goes into affect. Well 2 years later people are blaming the current administration.
      Like if my old handyman fixed a hole in my wall and then it doesn't hold up a year later. I can't just blame my new handyman like " this would never have happened if my other guy was still here, oh wait he's the one that set this into motion"

  • @FredRedFrred
    @FredRedFrred 2 года назад

    Best use of camera viewpoint change in comedy I EVER saw. FAH...funny as hell

  • @bonniemash9237
    @bonniemash9237 Год назад +1

    Anyone can get through the wall, they have ladders in place to crawl right over it. The wall is a joke.

  • @frankmcgovern5445
    @frankmcgovern5445 2 года назад +130

    I love how it’s the sweet FART license plate lady who helped me regain my hope for humanity.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +8

      Yes! Me too! This has been magical to be a part of. It seems to bring out the best in people! We all need some child-like silliness in our lives!

    • @jimdocker3570
      @jimdocker3570 2 года назад

      u need to get out of the basement

  • @anthill7774
    @anthill7774 2 года назад +41

    Can you Imagine a 77 year old Grandmother who was arrested for protesting the war in Ukraine being shipped over to fight ridiculous.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 2 года назад +6

      She'd fight about as well as the rest of the Russian Army.

    • @ehpa9047
      @ehpa9047 2 года назад +2

      As a Canadian, I strongly feel that one of Trump's most excellent ice rinks would have been more effective along the Southern border. Slipping on ice is no joke.
      Sorry.

    • @johnhaggerty1836
      @johnhaggerty1836 2 года назад

      @@ehpa9047p

    • @markr9193
      @markr9193 2 года назад +1

      Imagine the stupid people that believe These stories coming from the corrupt media @ actors, i hope Trump leave Jimmy for last 😳

    • @ehpa9047
      @ehpa9047 2 года назад

      @@markr9193 The only thing Trump will have the ability "leave for last" by 2024 is a KFC moist towelette.

  • @PlanetEchelone
    @PlanetEchelone 2 года назад

    How can there not have been a joke about "following through" in that

  • @sarbaazchabahar
    @sarbaazchabahar 2 года назад +1

    Nice little island.... Ya I am sorry for that buddy fish too😂😀✌️🇦🇺🍻🎣🐟

  • @georgegonzalez1103
    @georgegonzalez1103 2 года назад +26

    And a young 11 year old girl claimed the wall in about 2 minutes.

  • @udornyc
    @udornyc 2 года назад +94

    *Re: Fart Lady:*
    I've been to Ashville, NC a few years back, with my late buddy who was looking for property. I was totally surprised to see that they had a ton of vegan restaurants, art galleries and music festivals, etc. Blown away to learn that they had a very vibrant art scene and progressives. So, I am not surprised that they have such an awesome spirit like this beautiful, funny woman!

    • @NopeNopeNopeNotGonnaHappen
      @NopeNopeNopeNotGonnaHappen 2 года назад +8

      Ashville is the Austin/Portland of North Carolina.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 2 года назад +3

      Asheville is a blue city in a red state....

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +4

      Yes! It's a great place! Thank you for the kind words!

    • @gilgemash
      @gilgemash 2 года назад

      Ms Sindy 🌻
      I reckon that those bunches of vegan restaurants etcetera are possibly responsible for fragrant warm breezes in your neighbourhood, and you desire to have that number plate, resolves that mystery, politely.
      I presume you have two of them. One in front as well. And a few spares, in case some passers-by are envious and help themselves from your truck.
      Regards from London 😷 🌈

    • @jonathangurkin5296
      @jonathangurkin5296 2 года назад +1

      All the major cities in NC are like that

  • @yanyamcreynolds6278
    @yanyamcreynolds6278 2 года назад +15

    Love the Fart plate! She s so happy and seems like such a fun person!

  • @MrShohola
    @MrShohola Год назад +2

    As always excellent

  • @lukerabin5079
    @lukerabin5079 2 года назад +121

    Her license plate makes old people smile and 7 year old boys all across NC giggle. Perfect!

    • @esbenpeik11
      @esbenpeik11 2 года назад +2

      Fart means speed in danish … It's not funny!

    • @Naris48
      @Naris48 2 года назад +3

      Does she have an old truck? Because that would be really appropriate that it would be an old fart!

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 2 года назад +2

      It's the south, very few men matured mentally past 7 or they wouldn't need their trucks and guns to make them feel like adults...

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Fart For Fire

    • @ivanobar1
      @ivanobar1 2 года назад +1

      Es Ben Zen
      I agree! Getting a ticket for farting is no laughing matter. And posting signs that say FARTING LIMIT…
      Adverts that remind drivers that “farting kills.” I agree, we should not make fun of farting.

  • @Googlegnome
    @Googlegnome 2 года назад +28

    Bunker "Mushroom" Bonespurs. He should consider doing a deal with the devil and buy a guitar.

  • @marytymoshuk7176
    @marytymoshuk7176 2 года назад

    ACCOUNTABILITY. DEMOCRACY matters.

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Год назад +7

    Jimmy you're brilliant

  • @dyscotopia
    @dyscotopia 2 года назад +413

    She is far more charming, quick-witted, and articulate than I imagined someone who made their truck a fart joke would be.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +9

      Don't judge a book by it's cover! =)

    • @fuxyes
      @fuxyes 2 года назад +12

      Go to Asheville. Learn.

    • @whollylostandgone
      @whollylostandgone 2 года назад +6

      I may be in love, lol.

    • @spnemec
      @spnemec 2 года назад +18

      We are pretty well read in A'ville. Don't let our congressman mislead you.

    • @mj44190
      @mj44190 2 года назад +10

      It's always good when people can surprise you in a positive way

  • @brianbennellick589
    @brianbennellick589 2 года назад +195

    I didn't think anything could make me smile at this gruesome and depressing time, but the FART lady definitely did it!

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +2

      @Mr. chicano Yeah I'm not sure how that happened either. I was born in Florence, SC and moved around in the south (WV, KY, VA, NC) I have spent most of my years in NC. So really don't know where my accent went.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +3

      awesome! so glad to hear it! we all need some child-like silliness in our lives right now!

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 2 года назад +3

      This is too funny. I would laugh-cry if I saw that driving in front of me.

    • @fenrisunchained1926
      @fenrisunchained1926 2 года назад

      Laughing at facts seems childish to me.

    • @hurdygurdyguy1
      @hurdygurdyguy1 2 года назад

      That and the partial list of words not allowed! 🤣

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy 2 года назад

    the denied it supplied it joke should've gotten a much bigger laugh

  • @gchriskonrath09
    @gchriskonrath09 2 года назад

    The last clip is the best clip, thanks Jimmy

  • @lillia2479
    @lillia2479 2 года назад +171

    So... that Chinese comedian dude was right. "Walls don't work. Trust me. We built one. And now it's just a tourist attraction." 😆 🤣 😂

    • @LuisLopez2
      @LuisLopez2 2 года назад +16

      Trump is such a f******, I guarantee you his wall wouldn't even cut it as a tourist attraction....

    • @Cassfere
      @Cassfere 2 года назад +4

      lmfaoo

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox 2 года назад +9

      How much did that cost the American people while social services were cut at the same time?

    • @christoph5191
      @christoph5191 2 года назад +7

      @@outlawJosieFox The pricetag for President Trump's border wall has topped $11 billion or nearly $20 million a mile to become the most expensive wall of its kind anywhere in the world 😂😂

    • @andrewhall6401
      @andrewhall6401 2 года назад +1

      @@LuisLopez2 have you seen it

  • @lkleeberg
    @lkleeberg 2 года назад +54

    Yay! Go Asheville ! She was fun, happy , well spoken and made a FART plate seem kinda classy. I applaud her ! May the trail club flourish❤️

    • @atimko123
      @atimko123 2 года назад +3

      I hope she uses the special hardware to attach those plates ...very high risk of getting stolen

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад +3

      Lovely Lady 👍

  • @helenabraga4222
    @helenabraga4222 2 года назад

    Stopping.

  • @lynda6585
    @lynda6585 2 года назад

    Jimmy you're sick! 😂😂😂😂
    Love it!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    Don't stop!

  • @the503creepout7
    @the503creepout7 2 года назад +57

    TRUE STORY: so speaking of license plates... my mom's name is Betsy Jan. And it just so happens that she has an affinity for "woodies"(if u don't know what a "woody" is, they were classic cars. usually station wagons with wooden panels along the doors & hatch, that were popular in the 1960's). Anyways, in 2001 my mom("BJ") decided to buy a purple 2000 PT Cruiser with wood paneling across the exterior. so of course, she got a personalized license plate that said: "BJS WOODY". Seriously! This is no lie! "B.J.'s Woody" ...what does that make u think? And the worst part of all was that my dad didn't have a very reliable car at the time so whenever he & i wanted to take a long drive anywhere, we had to take my mom's PT Cruiser. So here are two men driving down the highway(me in my 20's & my dad in his 50's) in a purple PT Cruiser with wood paneling & a license plate that essentially suggests we have a strong desire for blowjobs & erections.
    i hated that f*cking car so much

  • @charlesalan5999
    @charlesalan5999 2 года назад +3

    “They supplied it ….and they may deny it”. Comedy Gold!

  • @allwheeldrive
    @allwheeldrive 2 года назад +2

    Karly, you're awesome! Thanks, Jimmy, for bringing us the most important news!

  • @suemilne6174
    @suemilne6174 2 года назад +1

    Lock him up!

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave 2 года назад +44

    She has inspired me to get a Washington State license plate to honor the South Lake Union Trolley.

  • @kenhunt5153
    @kenhunt5153 2 года назад +21

    For the Russian version of IKEA I was choking on my food while eating. Tears of joy....thank you.

  • @jongalleog3486
    @jongalleog3486 Год назад +1

    A VERY POWERFUL WALL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    The greatest wall you have ever seen
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Год назад +2

    I'm sure the same construction of his tower and hotels is equally " strong and well made "😂😅

    • @Bobwilliams-tj2ou2024
      @Bobwilliams-tj2ou2024 Год назад +1

      I wouldn't doubt it. He's a cheapskate Grifter!

    • @Bobwilliams-tj2ou2024
      @Bobwilliams-tj2ou2024 Год назад +1

      DJT is a wannabe billionaire that begs for money all the time! What a shame to the USA!

  • @gregorycaloregon3667
    @gregorycaloregon3667 2 года назад

    Jimmy you have really helped me through my toughest times. Laughter. My Bride of 40 years passed all of a sudden last year.
    Your sense of humor is healing. Thank you!!!

  • @Tenly2009
    @Tenly2009 2 года назад +76

    Instead of interviewing the person with the FART license plate, I would have found it much more entertaining to watch an interview with the person who COMPLAINED about it.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 2 года назад +10

      haha! me too!

    • @dizzug4058
      @dizzug4058 2 года назад +10

      listening to another karen complain about their feelers being hurt would make me want to fart

    • @DOLsenior
      @DOLsenior 2 года назад +5

      Maybe equally as entertaining...she was delightful.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 2 года назад +2

      @@dizzug4058 Karen is an understatement, who willingly contacts the DMV enough that they actually do something? Those 3 letters elicit yawns or a bulging vein to appear on most people's faces, it's never been a place anyone willingly goes to...

    • @airheadrica1956
      @airheadrica1956 2 года назад +1

      Both

  • @aaronmatzkin7966
    @aaronmatzkin7966 2 года назад +40

    North Carolina both smelt the license plate, and dealt it. I'm pretty sure under international law, that means no backsies.

  • @alexcue6509
    @alexcue6509 2 года назад

    Virtually impossible to get through… unless you have a battery powered sawsall and 5 minutes.

  • @patriciaroberts7557
    @patriciaroberts7557 Год назад +1

    Love the Don Jr joke!

  • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
    @user-ms3jz7ub7n 2 года назад +5

    Sing Happy Birthday? President Biden was addressing Congress and the nation/world with his State of the Union speech not attending a kid's party at Chuck E. Cheese for Pete's sake!!! Smh.

    • @21dazzer
      @21dazzer 2 года назад

      Don't worry - Boobert and MTG have got you covered!

  • @stephenstewart1557
    @stephenstewart1557 2 года назад +11

    She should tell the DMV that she is a member of a Fast Action Response Team.

    • @carlsaveus1735
      @carlsaveus1735 2 года назад

      Wasn't that George Carlin's suggestion to use against Afghanistan's terrorists inside their caves? (The unit fed with Cheese, cabbage and beer).

  • @rossburg84
    @rossburg84 2 года назад

    100% did not anticipate that woman with the license plate. Like, at all.

  • @American.Prometheus
    @American.Prometheus Год назад +1

    F. A. R. T.
    FAST ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +46

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo, you're bringing laughter that's very much needed right now! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +15

    Well, of course, we witnessed it in real time! What has taken so long?

  • @Louisianish
    @Louisianish 2 года назад

    I’m going on vacation to Asheville later this month! I hope I see the truck when I’m there. And now I want to go to one of these FART meetups! lol

  • @randykrus9562
    @randykrus9562 2 года назад +23

    Sad to think it takes over a year to get enough evidence to convict....for something the entire world watched live while it was happening.

    • @KennethDonnellyStargazer21
      @KennethDonnellyStargazer21 2 года назад

      What inspiration for the youth of today..

    • @brucecawthorn
      @brucecawthorn 2 года назад +2

      @Randy Phillips Vote BLUE always unless you want a Putin wannabe back in America !!!

    • @davegrauberger987
      @davegrauberger987 2 года назад +1

      @Randy Phillips Why, so he can finish destroying democracy? Don't you think he came close enough already? Or, are you one of those that thinks trump cheerleading for Putin and kissing Putin's and Un's a$$ is okay. Very SAD.

    • @supportiranianfreedom4982
      @supportiranianfreedom4982 Год назад

      It's insane...any one of us would be rotting in prison right now if we were charged with half of what the orange crayon did throughout his failed Presidency.

  • @Lhawk2107
    @Lhawk2107 2 года назад +44

    ..." nobody is getting through my wall ... expect for everybody ..."
    And as for the "Fart" plate tell the DMV that it makes people smile !

    • @StormyDog
      @StormyDog 2 года назад +2

      Mexico must build good walls.

    • @mikeanthony2779
      @mikeanthony2779 2 года назад

      I think you meant to say except, not expect.

  • @tm13tube
    @tm13tube Год назад +1

    He never mentioned their tunnel building skills.

  • @trishaann1616
    @trishaann1616 2 года назад

    It took a 9 yr old little girl almost 10 mins to get over that wall by herself. No help from anyone.

  • @monkeyball0204
    @monkeyball0204 2 года назад +78

    Almost forgot donald’s absolute inability to form a normal sentence.

    • @sarajohnson9938
      @sarajohnson9938 2 года назад +14

      I don't know how anyone could forget that. I literally spent four years screaming, cursing, and pulling my own hair every single fcking time I listened to him speak. Not kidding.

    • @monkeyball0204
      @monkeyball0204 2 года назад +3

      @Anthony Puzyn yeah, none of them were ever in charge of a country were they?

    • @JoniDiMaggio
      @JoniDiMaggio 2 года назад +1

      @Anthony Puzyn Or we could point out the millions of childish or lacking class antics of the right wingnuts along with their inability to understand... just about everything. Their latest being "let's go brandon"
      It all started at a nascar race when the crowd started chanting. F---k Joe Biden while first time winner Brandon Brown was being interviewed. They initially thought the crowd was saying let's go brandon until it became clear what was actually said. Now that in and of itself is funny.
      But then the classless act of Republican rep Bill Posey ends his house floor speech with it and it became viral amongst both senate and house republicans to the point of ridiculousness. Some wearing masks in the capital depicting those words. Some wore baseball caps to work at the capital and Ted cruz I'm posing with a sign of the phrase at the world series. All those things being without any class or respect of the presidency itself and of course extremely childish. Then with the public taking it on using it In everything they said. It became boring and unoriginal just like the republicans themselves.
      Alas! Are we as a country forever doomed to mediocrity due to our republicans ignorance?

    • @monkeyball0204
      @monkeyball0204 2 года назад +1

      @Rondo James you haven’t been paying attention.

    • @sod8534
      @sod8534 2 года назад +2

      Yeah Biden is super cohesive

  • @testecalle3378
    @testecalle3378 2 года назад +16

    He really is a Russian asset 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 he even tried to build his own iron curtain but he's so bad at everything 🤣

  • @michelleferrero8206
    @michelleferrero8206 2 года назад

    The FART licence plate reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with Krammer and the FARTMAN plate.

  • @donnadrake5776
    @donnadrake5776 Год назад +1

    Great stuff 👍😊

  • @kennyjames4679
    @kennyjames4679 2 года назад +18

    The wall was 'fool proof'? Apparently it never faced a fool like trump, lol.

    • @bluegrip3007
      @bluegrip3007 2 года назад +1

      So you think Biden is a sane right minded individual? Just wondering

    • @Travissmith-nc9ms
      @Travissmith-nc9ms 2 года назад

      Ya im curious your thoughts as well..

    • @TD1237
      @TD1237 2 года назад +3

      @@bluegrip3007 They never mentioned Biden.....

    • @matthewchick8908
      @matthewchick8908 2 года назад

      @@TD1237 you’re the problem.

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 2 года назад +9

    where did all the money for the wall go?
    there MUST be some accounting for it (even if made up)

    • @northerngm6431
      @northerngm6431 2 года назад +5

      Ask Steve Bannon, him and a few cohorts stole millions from trump sycophants.

  • @RobertConnollyOATS
    @RobertConnollyOATS 2 года назад

    I was shocked that someone who has a fart license plate on her truck could speak and look like that....in NC.

  • @unclebob7937
    @unclebob7937 2 года назад

    Bring chilli beans to the F.A.R.T.
    meetings... for the ambience💨

  • @ryanholmquist8268
    @ryanholmquist8268 2 года назад +52

    I’ve always assumed everyone who lives in Asheville is cool, but now I have proof. My wife and I visited a few years ago and loved it! I’d join FART if I lived there. I mean, I definitely am a friend of Asheville’s recreational trails.

    • @colinwalker1773
      @colinwalker1773 2 года назад +1

      I'm sure we should be able to join online since it's "Friends of ...." and it has a website ... I just hope she's collecting dues to cash in on her 5 minutes of .... making us all smile.

    • @FilmFanatics308
      @FilmFanatics308 2 года назад

      @@colinwalker1773 Hi, how are you today?

    • @duaynealley3561
      @duaynealley3561 2 года назад

      The best fudge come from Uranus. Seriously. I dodge touristy stuff, but i was in that building for nearly two hours. Their confections are heavenly, and their puns are endless

  • @galens2543
    @galens2543 2 года назад +10

    I thought Jimmy was going to say we are ‘behind you’ all the way. 💨

  • @lynnebucher6537
    @lynnebucher6537 2 года назад

    That FART plate story is hysterically funny!!!

  • @davekisor1486
    @davekisor1486 Год назад +1

    It also means Fleet Air Refueling Team.

  • @jonsnow108
    @jonsnow108 2 года назад +9

    The only thing impenetrable for Donald Trump is Melania.