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  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Stormy Daniels being called to testify in Trump's hush money case, Trump deleting an angry statement about Daniels testifying and Bernie Sanders announcing his run for a fourth Senate term.
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  • @davismiller4369
    @davismiller4369 11 дней назад +147

    It boggles the mind that any woman anywhere could vote for Trump.

    • @IlesWade
      @IlesWade 11 дней назад +24

      or a person of color, or... well actually anything... :)

    • @DennepeerRelaxation
      @DennepeerRelaxation 11 дней назад

      Why? Of course women would prefer a loving father. Even during an affair with a pornstar, all he could do was think about how much she reminded him of his daughter. I mean if that's not 'life goals' of fatherly love, what is?

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 11 дней назад +4

      Me thinks there be bots on this site.

    • @evangelineLKwan
      @evangelineLKwan 11 дней назад

      There are some very dim and racist women out there.... that's part of his core base.

    • @jasonw7521
      @jasonw7521 11 дней назад

      Have you ever met any of those MAGA woman? They're not exactly right in the head.

  • @luishumbertovega3900
    @luishumbertovega3900 11 дней назад +58

    "The hush money was supposed to be my protection" 😂😆😂😄🤣

  • @Chez8922-kf6cy
    @Chez8922-kf6cy 11 дней назад +96

    "You remind me of my daughter." How disgusting.

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 11 дней назад +1

      Dump's a complete and total 💩

    • @mstone195
      @mstone195 11 дней назад +4

      "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. Isn't that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?".

    • @KatEyze1015
      @KatEyze1015 11 дней назад +4

      I can't get over that! Just disgusting!!!!

    • @CharlesChestnut51
      @CharlesChestnut51 11 дней назад

      Well, it all began when T. Ronald Dump lost his virginity to his mother, thus setting the stage for a life of debauchery .... just sayin'

    • @AA-wc3tw
      @AA-wc3tw 11 дней назад

      There are tons of ped0s in Hollywood/media/celebrities. This should no longer be surprising.

  • @yevaburshteyn6938
    @yevaburshteyn6938 11 дней назад +21

    What a Stormy Day!It's like fresh breeze comes from outside and puts away lies,pretentions and bad spots.😅

  • @LateBloomerMedia
    @LateBloomerMedia 11 дней назад +14

    I don't know how everything is going to end up with Drumpf, but I can't help but feel like it's going to be stranger than fiction and not in a good way

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 11 дней назад +31

    After that testimony at least we all know why he wanted to keep it hush-hush!

    • @RDPendleton
      @RDPendleton 11 дней назад +7

      I'm really hoping the nickname "Two Pump Trump" catches on.

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 11 дней назад +2

      🤣😎

  • @paulopheim4224
    @paulopheim4224 11 дней назад +25

    with trump missionary position would be more like mission impossible?

  • @Shivaho
    @Shivaho 11 дней назад +11

    They Call it Stormy Monday but Tuesday 's just as Bad

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 11 дней назад +24

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @katherenewedic8076
    @katherenewedic8076 11 дней назад +5

    Sanders is one of three senators who cares about workers

  • @melky3011
    @melky3011 11 дней назад +8

    thought it was interesting that not one person applauded when jimmy brought up bernie running again.
    really wish we could have had bernie for pres...
    and here we are, looking at a maybe trumb second term 😭

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 11 дней назад +36

    Trump: Melania &
    I sleep in separate bedrooms!
    The World: We already knew that!! 🤣🤣

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy 11 дней назад +4

      She's worried about catching something.

    • @georgemalley6414
      @georgemalley6414 11 дней назад

      Yet again with your hipocracy! Bill and Hillary slept in separate rooms!
      But that's ok cause they're Democrats??

  • @theemporersnewclothes
    @theemporersnewclothes 11 дней назад +8

    My favorite Jimmy

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 11 дней назад +9

    Met gala invite look so fancy jimmy really living the life.

  • @darrenrrawlings
    @darrenrrawlings 11 дней назад +4

    Drake and Kendrick releasing diss tracks is the same threat level as Peppa Pig and Bluey.

  • @patriciamantooth2638
    @patriciamantooth2638 11 дней назад +6

    I think that maybe if Trump went on a jail tour ,-- the gag order would have a definite deterrent !!

  • @neildutton8077
    @neildutton8077 11 дней назад +4

    Worse insult...Penelope Cruz thought you were Jimmy Kimmel, he's 56.☺😀😂😂😂

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 11 дней назад +12

    Stormy should a sign trump Bible,and sell it.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 11 дней назад +2

      Lmao. Oh my.

  • @wesleysmith6018
    @wesleysmith6018 11 дней назад +1

    Amazing Jimmy. Please pick up Eiffel Bon Bons for me! Keep them coming man!

  • @steveguti6452
    @steveguti6452 11 дней назад +30

    Urgent emergency please join me in prayer for all those affected families children animals dire tornadoes warnings in Michigan Kentucky Indiana Oklahoma Kansas many states they desperately need your prayers please pray for them God bless you all

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy 11 дней назад +6

      Yeah. Don't send money to help them just pray. That's the ticket!

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 11 дней назад

      And Ohio whoa more lightning 😮

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 11 дней назад +3

      Praying 🙏🙏

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 11 дней назад +2

      Kentucky and Indiana

    • @cathylindeboo.9598
      @cathylindeboo.9598 11 дней назад +6

      I was thinking, to Trump cultists, save your money to send to the storm victims, not that sorry con man.

  • @thatswhatusdovesdo
    @thatswhatusdovesdo 11 дней назад +9

    The bareback prez .thats pretty funny

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 11 дней назад +2

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @danmylecraine3796
    @danmylecraine3796 11 дней назад +1

    Jimmy Fallon you got the moves, no doubt. And up to a dozen voices, and morever, they're the right voices, unless anything changes.

  • @d.genxerWV
    @d.genxerWV 11 дней назад +3

    Go get'em, Bernie!

  • @chriswagland2527
    @chriswagland2527 11 дней назад +10

    OMG, lawsuit!!!

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 11 дней назад +3

      Donald Trump always fits well in a lawsuit. Da-da ta!

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 11 дней назад +5

    for every 3 boxes of trump diapers you buy you get a bottle of old fart spice its musty called vonshitzinpantz

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 11 дней назад +4

    Quality doesn't change much if quality isnt the priority.

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle 11 дней назад +2

    In that Marvel Movie freeze frame, was that Dark Helmet with dining utensils sticking out of his head??? :)

  • @Perri_Redder
    @Perri_Redder 11 дней назад +6

    Bernie should have been a mad scientist, he's got the look down!

  • @rob-fb3ph
    @rob-fb3ph 11 дней назад +3

    Eric trump be like, "you hear that everyone?!! That's my daddy! Dad, you such a player dawg, doing the deeds with p. star, bareback?!! i'm so proud of you!"

  • @BATgirl57
    @BATgirl57 11 дней назад +4

    Jimmy, you look GREAT for 49!!!!

  • @nayanpanchal39
    @nayanpanchal39 11 дней назад +1

    Who ever reads this hope ur having good day

  • @user-sf6zn3qh5z
    @user-sf6zn3qh5z 11 дней назад +3

    I can't comment utube gav me gag order lol

  • @tracybiering6596
    @tracybiering6596 11 дней назад +2

    Poor old SC...our teachers have standardized testing (at least in our district) tomorrow. 🤦

  • @theemmjay5130
    @theemmjay5130 9 дней назад

    "A penny for your... used Cybertruck." Still a better deal than a Yugo.

  • @stevenhiggins3331
    @stevenhiggins3331 11 дней назад +2

    So the question I have was this pre-diaper or post diaper

  • @aurorarosales3385
    @aurorarosales3385 11 дней назад +2

    Thank you for not dedicating your entire monolog to Trump. (Unlike the others)

  • @TatsuDeMtz19
    @TatsuDeMtz19 11 дней назад +3

    It's Jimmy Fallon

  • @lajuanewoodard5229
    @lajuanewoodard5229 11 дней назад

    Jimmy's answer to Penelope's question should have been "oh actually be 49, I just go by an older age". 😂😂

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 11 дней назад +3

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

  • @YourHeartsDesires
    @YourHeartsDesires 10 дней назад +1

    So he didn't fall asleep in court when Daniels testified? 🤔

  • @whocares2087.1
    @whocares2087.1 11 дней назад +3

    I foolishly answered "hydrogen"

  • @UberLummox
    @UberLummox 10 дней назад

    That "Stu" bit bombed hard.

  • @marvinsmith2116
    @marvinsmith2116 11 дней назад +2

    Wasn’t it Mel’s bday recently. Should have saved a seat in court for her. Special day.

  • @MrTurboCat21
    @MrTurboCat21 11 дней назад +1

    Stormy Daniels sounds like a great name for a new fast food franchise🤔🤗

  • @juliehartley8033
    @juliehartley8033 11 дней назад +1

    Idaho took you away,but not completely......Please send the SNL to me......since 1973!!

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk 11 дней назад +1

    Judge: “Exactly what did you see, when Trump dropped troll, Ms Daniels?”
    Stormy: “Nubbin, Judge..Absolutely NUBBIN!”

  • @gathrightcrystal
    @gathrightcrystal 11 дней назад +1

    I remember when Stormy was at the playboy Mansion. The bunnies went from don't kiss and tell to kiss and make a movie 🤣

    • @Shadow17479
      @Shadow17479 11 дней назад

      Karen Mc Dougal was the playboy girl, Stormy he met at a Golf course for some X rated day out.

    • @gathrightcrystal
      @gathrightcrystal 11 дней назад

      @@Shadow17479 the bunnies went from don't kiss and tell to kiss and make a movie 🤣

  • @stevetrevino5346
    @stevetrevino5346 11 дней назад +1

    We get a whole week as teachers!!!

  • @josmeproslonije724
    @josmeproslonije724 8 дней назад

    That's not an element. That's a show. The correct answer is Hydrogen.

  • @tangoangel2782
    @tangoangel2782 11 дней назад +1

    But Jimmy Kimmel is 56… 😂 Guess people keep mixing you two.

  • @DirtyInc.
    @DirtyInc. 11 дней назад +1

    Trump toilet wine aka Tenafly Viper.

  • @user-rk2ln9eb6q
    @user-rk2ln9eb6q 11 дней назад +3

    So the golden showers were true!

  • @dayeeoliver
    @dayeeoliver 11 дней назад +2

    I think Jimmy Kimmel is 56 y/o😂
    Penelope mixed them up 😊

  • @robinleebraun7739
    @robinleebraun7739 11 дней назад +1

    Violated the gag order again. Jail

  • @VinhPrag
    @VinhPrag 10 дней назад

    Why did he slip into his Seinfeld impression at 11:55?

  • @martinlye2748
    @martinlye2748 11 дней назад +1

    Go Bernie show us your sharp intellect.

  • @ECKSDEEEExD
    @ECKSDEEEExD 11 дней назад +2

    I like Marvels shift to Quality

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 11 дней назад +1

    Mozart diss track: Eine Kleine You Suck!.

  • @lensmanicfeleven1847
    @lensmanicfeleven1847 11 дней назад +3

    ... THESE People just Don't Understand Where they are Quickly Heading Towards...

    • @jasonbrown372
      @jasonbrown372 11 дней назад

      THOSE people don't understand where they are, just quickly heading towards English 101, a library or a bookstore to find a grammar textbook, an atlas and at least half of an encyclopedia set.

  • @xaviconde
    @xaviconde 11 дней назад

    After watching Succession now I learn that 'shiv' is slang for a knife??? Hell, I'm gonna have to rewatch it again, it's going to give a new meaning to everything Shiv did 😁

  • @ashlei315
    @ashlei315 11 дней назад +1

    Anyone else horribly disappointed Stu didn’t sing another catchy original tune? 😔

  • @AA-wc3tw
    @AA-wc3tw 11 дней назад +1

    Jimmy has "pizza parties" too?
    Um..................................................

  • @carlamcbride2457
    @carlamcbride2457 11 дней назад

    Surprised he wore Dior and was at the Chanel table

  • @barcelonachair6487
    @barcelonachair6487 11 дней назад

    I love how Jimmy thinks speaking French is a French person's accent whilst speaking English.

  • @cynthiaeames7971
    @cynthiaeames7971 11 дней назад

    Ok, I'm triggered that was pretty dark. Love you, JF

  • @Combinia
    @Combinia 10 дней назад

    just when I thought this show couldnt get any lamer.. applause for "teacher apriciation day "

  • @jethrobeaudine8518
    @jethrobeaudine8518 11 дней назад

    🍄Keeps raining all of the time 🎶Stormy 🎵Weather 🌩

  • @robbruss8506
    @robbruss8506 11 дней назад

    Bruh, your Met photos look like Elon. No offence?

  • @edwaldocamargo4387
    @edwaldocamargo4387 11 дней назад

    Espero que VC possa apresentar o Oscar desse ano 🙂

  • @steveguti6452
    @steveguti6452 11 дней назад +5

    Urgent emergency please join me in prayer for all those affected families children animals dire castropic flooding se texas and north of Houston Texas evacuations ongoing life threatening dire Situations They Desperately Need your prayers please pray for them God bless you all

  • @leilaniaileenlove
    @leilaniaileenlove 11 дней назад

    11:45 Nuh uh Days of Our Lives has more seasons than Grey's Anatomy - 59 versus 20
    Lol 😶‍🌫️

  • @madmartagan100
    @madmartagan100 10 дней назад

    I've been venimously against Trump for years, Why am I never asked in these poles?

  • @punswithpatches
    @punswithpatches 11 дней назад

    Looking forward to Jimmy eating the chip

  • @Bildam1
    @Bildam1 11 дней назад

    That guy is the perfect mash up between Obama and Drake

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 11 дней назад

    Before universe, they must be able to protect theirselves.

  • @amycantwell8715
    @amycantwell8715 11 дней назад

    Eat the chip Jimmy 🍟

  • @BrooklynIrish-lg7vx
    @BrooklynIrish-lg7vx 11 дней назад

    A wind blew in the courts and it got STORMY!!!!! 😅😅😅

  • @CarlCampbellMusic
    @CarlCampbellMusic 11 дней назад

    To anyone dealing with depression or feeling low, don’t give up on life, no matter what bad things happened in your past, don’t let them define you or control your destiny, you are all important and loved!, there is hope for all of us!
    Jesus loves you all ✝️, get to know God through Christ 📖

  • @ExileonBrockSt
    @ExileonBrockSt 11 дней назад

    The best Arianna grande show was in French #tabernac 🇨🇦👽🎸👍🏼

  • @momezzy8864
    @momezzy8864 11 дней назад

    Stew looks like drake

  • @JoeEdwins-wi5dy
    @JoeEdwins-wi5dy 9 дней назад

    Hey jeff's family He don't give.
    A crap about you

  • @nooneanybodyknows7912
    @nooneanybodyknows7912 11 дней назад

    Sorry Jimmy, you come in last of late night comedy, tonight. The other late night comedians slayed.

  • @Nothinghappinghere-qz4ji
    @Nothinghappinghere-qz4ji 11 дней назад +4

    I wonder how many women have been wooed into bed by the line - "you remind me of my daughter"? Not many - I hope.

  • @gregoryo8105
    @gregoryo8105 11 дней назад +3

    SPANKIE SQUEEEEL DONNY

  • @marcygalligan5642
    @marcygalligan5642 11 дней назад +1

    I've enjoyed your monologue since the get go but you really need to get a new opening greeting. hello everybody. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome to the tonight show. Its overdue for a more spontaneous heartfelt comment

  • @upyourglass
    @upyourglass 11 дней назад +1

    🍄‍🟫MISTRAIL! Can’t recap that MUSHROOM!🍄‍🟫

  • @DebbyQuigley
    @DebbyQuigley 10 дней назад

    The advertisement before this video is don jr asking for money. 💰. Really. Y'all "billionaires" need money.

  • @drewlb99
    @drewlb99 11 дней назад +1

    Trump Toilet Wine 😂

  • @guzinmusic
    @guzinmusic 11 дней назад

    GRACIE IS TOMORROWWWWW😍😍

  • @CallMeGailyn
    @CallMeGailyn 11 дней назад +1

    Old age jokes iz some low hanging fruit, Jimmy! Stop already.

  • @gypsycat11
    @gypsycat11 11 дней назад +3

    Please cut out so-called political innuendo from your programming! It's getting rather monotonous.

  • @andreonline113
    @andreonline113 10 дней назад

    GE

  • @Jessiecrow-yl9eg
    @Jessiecrow-yl9eg 11 дней назад

    what is it about people with the name 'jimmy' that just ain't funny.

  • @tjones4067
    @tjones4067 11 дней назад

    fallon is the smamiest ... ever

  • @yvonnetomenga5726
    @yvonnetomenga5726 11 дней назад +2

    I'm not a fan of Stu's skit.

  • @adalbertoruize
    @adalbertoruize 11 дней назад

    I.e religion is conscience living (the way of the fool: to deceive and be deceived) but love (life) is of the subconscious truth (eternal)
    Our sin = conscience living (lacking perception)
    His righteousness = reasoning/faith by the love/spirit of the subconscious/eternal truth/father
    (“respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be." -Leo Tolstoy)

  • @christopherpierre816
    @christopherpierre816 11 дней назад +1

    Time to upgrade the writers

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 11 дней назад +4

    To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏🤗❤️👋

    • @bryannguyen8440
      @bryannguyen8440 11 дней назад

      Post something that is related to the video

  • @Sam-br8ft
    @Sam-br8ft 11 дней назад +2

    Obama twin brother?