Stormy Zings Trump From Witness Stand | Mar-a-Lago ComicCon | Breaking Up Paramount | Brain Worms
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Stormy Daniels landed a few verbal punches during her testimony in Trump’s hush money trial, the former president hosted NFT buyers for a meal at Mar-a-Lago, CBS could be auctioned off if Paramount is sold, and there’s no end to the fascination around the worm that ate a portion of RFK Jr.’s brain.
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Stormy was owning Trump with her responses!🤣
And the best part is Von Shitzinpants just gotta sit there and take it like a good little *insert term for female dog.*
she screw him good, you might say. 🙃
Truth has a power all its own! Good job Stormy! Shes real people !
"I would have written it to be a lot better" BANG! 👊😄Go, Stormy!!
What a zinger to the ego of #45! No textwriter could have thought this up.
Do you mean gang bang?
You & your writers are doing an important public service, Stephan. Thank you, most sincerely.
😂 “Noo……! Nobody will Ever want to Publicly say that” 😂😂😂😂
Melanie Trump .....🙊
Stormy should be comedy writer. She is really quick and witty.
I have known several women who worked in porn over the years and generally they all tend to be funny, intelligent and able to come back with a quick one liner
Sure. She could do stand-up
I will be searching out the box set of her old movies.
She was great on Kimmel’ show 😃
@@Ginric99 They have to be tough, smart, and confident to do well in that business, even if they can't show any of that on camera because the men who like porn have been trained to dislike those traits in women.
Trump and lawyers spanked at the same time. Good job Stormy!
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am!
Oh I bet plenty of dems were spanking with her on CNN
I still haven't gotten over what she said after he was indicted: "This pussy grabbed back."
She seems like kind of a boss.
@@christopherheckman7957
Yes she gives that line a new meaning, lmao
polite clap!!!
You Rule Colbert and Crew Keep Up The Great Work!
You rock Colbert I never met such a great suck merchant!
The piece on Franklin Roosevelt was HILARIOUS!
Grandmaster flash and the furious 5- the message
FDR rapping slayed me. Stormy Daniel's quips.
Stormy spanks the the whole Trump team.
If Stormy topples Trump, put her on a coin.
Thank you, Stephen 🎉
Who needs soap operas these days. Trump has the worst lawyer she's faking being smart, and she's causing him to lose Millions this is a clown show inside of a Witch Hunt. Sad!
“I would have written it to be a lot better” and “no, nobody would want to publicly say that” were so beautiful 😂😂
Bless Stormy for these wonderful burns!
This was masterful! Couldn't stop laughing.
Pretty sure Melania is furious right now. I don't feel bad, she knows who she's with and decided it's worth it so long as she's set for life.
He won't be around for long the way he's going! Courts will be keeping him busy!!
She's still going to get her salary from the Kremlin she'll be fine
She's busy manipulating her son to be the first King of the USA.
Why would she be furious, the worse the trial goes the closer she gets to becoming the Queen of the castle once the King is captured. Pool boys and margaritas, bank accounts to drain, visitations to miss.
She was willingly bought & sold. No pity here! 😠💙
Stormy is brilliant! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤
STORMIN’STORMY DANIELS!
💯YOU GO STEPHANIE ❤️
Sounds like a porn film title.
9:17 How can that Sesame Street-esque worm crawling in be so equally adorable and horrifying!?!?
Not "Sesame Street-esque", that was a genuine Sesame Street character: Oscar the Grouch's pet worm Slimey.
Love the shade that Stormy threw Don the Con's way
Seeing this live was awesome! I was the one with the black and green Jamaica 🇯🇲 hat.
That's slimey from sesame Street. Nobody got that. Oh well, I'm too old
Lots of people got that. Sesame Street raised a lot of us
You know what else worms do when eating? They poop! RFK's brain: full of holes, a dead worm and worm poop.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! Man you’re funny !!! Hahahahaah!!!!
Dork
It's full of Arrakis spice! From the great sandworms of Dune who currently live in his brain.😂
RFK Jr for President!!!
That worm stopped making any 💩 long ago.
@@karensavageau4622 Why?
Love the worm footage ❤❤❤😂❤❤❤
Just what I needed!
She beat him at his own trashy game 😂 hurricane stormy!
Hurricane Stormy, that would be a good movie title.
Damn. Stormy got some sick comebacks... 😂😂😂
I would've thought Dumpy's suit would've been shredded by his farts. And soiled by his diapers leaking. 😂😂😂
Agreed
Yes , pieces are limited
I have no doubt that his cult would buy cut up pieces of his soiled man-diapers too.
Was that Smiley?! LOL!
Yes! Oscar must be so proud.
This is the comment I was hoping to see!!!! Oscar is definitely very proud!!! 🐛🐛🐛
😂😂
You go, Stormy....we are counting on you! Tell it all and take them "to church" on this court experience!
Yeah, the RFK story explains alot...😂.😂
I, for one, welcome the new overlords of the Colbert Broadcasting Network.
The leader is good; the leader is great; we surrender our will, as of this date
BOOM BOOM. Stormy lands body punches.
Even Louis Cato and the drummer lady (I keep forgetting her name) could feel the heat coming from that zinger!
"THE MESSAGE"😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Honestly "I'll eat more brain worms" is exactly the kind of strategy the brain worms would want him to take
Oh my God, Slimey! NOOOOOO! You'll poison yourself!
The brain worm died due to malnutrition.
There wasn’t enough brains there to sustain it. 😂😂😂
Stormy rocked it !!
P.S. Star ⭐ Witness = Stormy Daniels 🤩‼️
I would have loved to see Trump's face when she made her zingers. 😅
Happy Birthday!! I love your show!! Hope you’re around for another 60 years. ❤🎉
Great jokes tonight!
Hire Stormy as a writer, she's got that sass xD
And dat ass
Is that WORMY from Eureka’s Castle?! (Husband just said Paramount does own that show too 😂)
Trump! Don't Mess with Texas Stormy!
When Colbert started almost rhythmically saying "Bobby, Bobby" I thought he was going to break into a number from Company...
Good job Slimey! Oscar the Grouch must be so proud!
Seriously, I think, Stormy would be a better president than Drumpf.
Stephanie Clifford for president! 🤙🏽
orgy in the whitehouse.
Stormy is 🔥🔥🔥 You Go Girl 👏👏👏🥰
Hahaha there you go “President” Trump you got a good roasting from Stormy! You go girl!
Ms. Daniel is so witty and hilarious.
Stormy, you go girl!
Do you have a group of drunk fraternity kids in? Tonight's background crowd noises seemed extra hilarious with their responses.
Daaaaaaaaaam! 🔥🔥🔥🔥BURN!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍄
1:50. "Cold blooded."
Respect for JB.
0:41 🤨Wow.
"Ms. Daniels is a money-grubbing, sleazy, dishonest operator. That's _our_ territory!"
5 STARS!!
Oh my goodness .... Love Stormy ❤
He left out the funniest part. Thanks to Susan Necklace, there were several minutes of cross-examination with both women calling Trump "the Orange Turd"!
Remember the Don Henley's song "Dirty Laundry"? A lyric could go..."Get Ms. Daniels on the set, we love dirty laundry...." or with Trump saying this lyric "I could have been an actor but I'm here instead"....
Stormy would be a great addition to any of the late night shows 😂😅
Stormy should join Stephen's team. ;-)
Trumps legal team tired say that she was lying on the stand but she was actually telling the truth and we all know how trump reacts to true things he lash’s out say whatever she said was false
RFK - Really F**cking Kreepy.
Stormy D just earned a TON of respect from me 🙏
This dude is so obsessed with trump lol
I wouldn't expect such a huge show on a major network to use the word "weary" when they meant "wary." For shame!
Love you Stormy we are all with you
So he wasted 130.000 for nouthing😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OOPS!
Happy birthday stephen and many
many more.
mike your friend
Someone needs to tell Oscar the Grouch that his pet worm Slimy was the one who ate RFK Jr.'s brain.
Brain Worm Bobby!
Stormy rocks!
Funny. 😂😂😂
Stormy is killing him bro
WORMS😂😂😂😂
IT WASN'T ME. A BIG BOY DID IT AND RAN AWAY !
The worm died from starvation
VOTE!
Steven doesn't need writers to cover the Trump trial - Stormy is providing all the laughs he could ask for.
Answer of the year. "No one would want to admit to sex with Donald Trump."
Who pays someone $130,000.00... NOT to have sex with them?!
Not even Melania. Why do you think they slept in separate rooms? In separate houses? In separate States?.
That has to be the burn of the decade 🔥 😂
@@gregorymcgilvray2995 not a photo.
@@whiskyjames4200 OUR Narcissist Guru pays women Not to have sex with him!
Trump's Comic-con would just be called Con-con
please make this comment to the top!
The best comment yet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👌👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤. Thanks, greatest comment!!!!!!
Or Don-Con!
I can't believe we got tricked into electing a fraudster. Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard at this episode, I am sure all this chaos is a happy coincidence for him.
"If I had made it up, I would've written it a lot better." Damn, now I actually want to see that. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while!
“Oh Stormy, brought back our sunny day 🎤🍄😝🎁
😂thanks for the ear worm ( I’m giving away my age here aren’t I)
@@dancingnature - Kooky Trumper RFK gives a whole new meaning to the old term 'as the worm turns' 🪱😂😅😆😄
"Kenneth Cheesebro." "Joe Tacopina." "Susan Neckless." Why does every single Trump attorney sound like a rejected Dick Tracy character?
EDIT: Someone in the replies corrected me that although it's pronounced "neckless", it's actually spelled "Necheles." I mean, okay. My apologies. I meant no disrespect to Suzie No-Neck and her posse: Joey Tacos, Kenny the Cheese, and Mickey the Squid. Google "Michael Calamari" for that last one. Yes, he's a real Trump employee. No, it's not a joke.
Cheesebro always gets me 😂
Or Stormey got a pearl necklass.
Even "Donald Trump" sounds like a Dick Tracy character.
Or really bad porn star names?
@@technolus5742I imagine his mafioso name is "Kenny the Cheese" because he's always cutting it.
I must confess Stormy Daniels is a very witty person.
Stormy knocks it out of the park! 😂
the jury knows she is a money grabbing porn star,
Well yeah, she's way more intelligent 😂.
That isn't she can knock out, i've seen her porn.
She blocked the ball from going in her net! ⚽😏
Man, that's an entire 55 gallon barrel of shade just dumped all over the orange turd
I would love to have seen his face when she zinged him 😂
Orange turd! Vote Blue 🌊
Filled that diaper, I'm sure!😂
Just being in the court room would’ve been enough because there must have been a roar of laughter after each zinger!
Shouldn’t be too hard. He only has a couple of expressions.
Stormy crushed trumps team
And his balls.
I mean, that's not all she's crushing but yes, definitely! Gotta be embarrassing when a porn star is way, WAY more witty than a former president of the United States.
Stormy sure did busted every one of their nuts. The money is on the dresser sweety.
I think Trumpo is the one using the tampons, after that one.
When Stormy took the stand the second time,she made him look stupid and feeble for the Third time. 😊
You must really think this bothers Trump? He got a piece of ass and paid for it. Please....where is the crime? We are still waiting for the prosecution to tell us what the crime is? Let me guess....you have to go now.....LMAO
✔️ Maybe we could extradite Trump to Russia - to go live with his "Brother from another Mother!" 😂
MS Daniels is one strong brave woman. It takes more than just a little guts to face these lawyers and all the public abuse. She has my admiration and support. You go, hon!
Yeah, it takes a strong woman to be physically repulsed by Trump, yet still willingly having unprotected s*x with him.
Not many people could stomach that, I'm sure, but I suppose her line of work was good practice.
She had sex with Donald Trump and she ended up having to pay him for it, lmao.
It is funny to see how they tricked the left into acting like a porn star is their beacon of hope. This is all hilarious, and you don't understand how funny it is to see yiu guy support someone who gets fucked for a living.
She spanked him again and his lawyers!!!
Looks like it's going to be a Stormy weekend! ⛈️
Loving the rain, lol.
the catchup is hitting the wall!
Prepare for some real golden showers, folks.
Stephen Coal-Bert. Never liked that guy. Stephen Seagull. I don't like that guy either. Stephen Strange. Even Iron Man didn't like that guy.
I haven't laughed this much in years.@@oldrrocr
Stormy is fast and furious!
Same way in her porn.
This lady demonstrates that she is smart, sassy, witty, and doesn’t take shit from anyone! She’s tough and needs to be in order to cope with all the assholes she’s come Accross in her field!! You go girl!!!!!
👏👏👏👏💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
A smart woman wouldn't have had sex with him to begin with.
This can’t be a real person ?
You’re deffo a bot
I'm starting to like her personality 😂
Language!😊
She's waited years for this. She humiliated him in front of the whole world, and he just had to sit there and take it. I envy you, Stormy Daniels.
She was Off the chain!! 😂😅I Loved every single moment
She paid the price tho…
Hopefully we will all get our money’s worth.
Thanks Stormy!
She put up with years of personal insults from him, so it seems like the least she could do.
She may have gotten some revenge, but I still think she got screwed.
@@johnsimion2893 She did get screwed , that's what the money was for 😅😅
Stormy is the only thing Trump touched that turned to gold. What a legend.
She WAS gold, thats why DJT paid $130K for 20 seconds
Bazinga!
👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🪙
😂
She lost everything, she's struggling, she needs our support.