Good News! Trump Ended COVID-19 Pandemic!
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2020
- The Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to win the World Series, Justin Turner tested positive for COVID during the game, Kim Kardashian set the internet ablaze with her post about surprising her "closest inner circle with a trip to a private island" for her 40th birthday, and Trump continues to give mixed messages about the USPS, abandoned supporters in the cold after a rally in Nebraska, claims to have “ended the pandemic,” thinks he's better than Ronald Reagan, Jared Kushner boasts about Trump taking control of the country back from the doctors, and in an effort to release some pressure between family and friends during election season, we gave people on the street a chance to put on a mask and anonymously address the people they disagree with.
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Trump announcing his healthcare plan, named DonTCare.......
😂😂😂
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I prematurely award you best comment, sir!
Hah, good one 😆😆👌
This is absolute gold.
"Can't even agree with himself anymore."
That got me so hard 🤣
Me three 🤣🤣
phrasing
That's because you're a moron right along with Kimmel.
Did he really won?
Lolololol I know hes so damn confused.
First he's insulted the military and now he's insulting the postal service. And my dad served and he works for the postal service.
Look at how bad it is, states are drafting measures to count votes received UP TO 9 DAYS after the election. Votes that have to be postmarked by election day. That means the states believe it can take a WEEK AND A HALF to get a vote from one place in a county to another.
When did he insult the military?
@@JohnDoe-ld8nr DeJoy was fairly successful with his slowdown delivery plans. So yah, it does take that long. Ask the people mailing things and expecting deliveries.
lol the usps is the actual worst. congrats to your dad for getting a job with the laziest most poorly managed establishment in American history.
@@br1mmyy ask John McCain
Oh man, for how many years has Trump been saying "People don't know Lincoln was a Republican."? It's almost become a cliche.
Almost??? Nixon said it
Doesn't he know the history of his own party (stupid question, of course he doesn't) the republican party didn't become right wing/Conservative until after 1912. Abraham Lincoln was president over 50 years before this when they were very much a left wing party
“I don’t think science knows”- person who claimed there were airports in 1776.
Person who thought they could inject bleach. Keep it going 😂
Person who thought Thailand was pronounced 'Thigh' land.
person who thinks wind kills birds
Slip of the tongue. I think he meant to say carports, which makes a lot more sense.
Person who denied the existence of global warming a couple of times
You know he only speaks in terms of himself. So when he says the pandemic is over, he simply means he finally tested negative.
@John Thomas yes you are right, Now that's how we define pandemic.
He's confusing America for Australia, the pandemic is effectively over now in Australia. Just in final mop up & will be totally eliminated soon, as long as we don't let our guard down. That's where America would be now too if there was a different president at the helm
Dude stop trying so hard to defend him
@@mehere8038 how ?
@Norman Heslington I have been thinking the same. He probably tried to use a COVID-19 diagnosis for political gains and it didn’t work.
"Whenever he says a lot of people don’t know, that means he didn’t know that." 😂😅😅
Don't tell me this is the first time you heard that
Yep. Just like when he says "My very good friend (insert generic male name. first name only) told me."
Really means "I'm making all this up right now.Including the friend."
He's so painfully, clearly full of s*it.
So true
One of the best once was after he came home from the hospital speech. "I'm a senior. Alot of people don't know that". I guess he didn't know it. 😄
All the people in the crowd
" No way , he was ? "
" Let's all go tell the liberals that Abe Lincoln was a Republican and Trump said it is so , man that will really get under their skin ! Haha Trump pissing off the liberals again ."
These people have no brain , they are zombies .
And then, he nominated himself for the Nobel Prize for Medicine.
and won the IG Nobel Prize for Medical Education "for using the COVID-19 viral pandemic to teach the world that politicians can have a more immediate effect on life and death than scientists and doctors can."
Jared bragged to Bob Woodward in April that trump had “negotiated” and gotten rid of the doctors’ opinions. Doctors were not running the country anymore. Cos trump wanted to be the “open up” president
He should win.
@rocket5833 He has more intelegent? Wow! I'm guessing you never finished high school.
TRUMP can just keep telling lies and put all blames to China or WHO without doing anything good for americans to win another term to make USA worse but not greater though China already resumed normal more than 5 months ago!!
I feel sorry for the family’s who have lost loved ones and certain people still pretend that it’s not a big deal.
Yeah, people like Andrew Cuomo (by forcing elderlies with Covid to go to their nursing homes) are literally causing death and won't even acknowledge it.
It's NOT a big deal. People have lost loved ones from the flu, car accidents, cancer, etc. It's 1.4% death rate you puss. You have an astronomically higher chance of dying in a car accident. Have you stopped driving? Moron.
@@senosab name says it all
damn shame. most people have the immune system to beat it. But there is just enough deaths that we have to do this mask bullshit. Social distancing is great but masks only help so much.
@Julie W. people chose to go to these events... if they get sick they get sick it’s on them
I pray who ever reads this becomes successful in life 💞✨
Bot?
Same to you.
@@builderbrothersproductions9340 nope just spreading positivity
Same as you
ty
Trump literally left his supporters out in the cold. A perfect metaphor for his presidency, brought to life in reality.
Like his presidency did America
@Keena Tucker still you braindead sheeple wonder why lol 😅 if all left has to offer is Creepy Joe and scary Kamala and riots, even a never Trumper like me voted for Trump. Silent majority feels like me I suppose
@feeshyfeeshy i would support 3rd party if Joe and Hilary were justifiably criticised for their wrong doings. There are hailed as Jesus by the media . You know the thing, it's too much for 4 years, bashing Trump nonstop and never appreciating the good things he has done made my switch flip idiot. I amnot a Trump hater , just didn't wanna vote him but then they left me no choice. What policies do you know 3rd party has that will be effective? I don't like Trump but like most the policies he is signing up
Lmao it wasn’t him it was the people in charge of the transportation service lmao
@@nishandevkota7494 You, my friend, ARE an oxymoron.
"He can't even agree with himself anymore..."
He never has! For everything he says, there is an equal and opposite Tweet, video footage etc etc. He's a conman, it's what conman do.
needs to up the Lithium dose !
Well if the democrats really wanted him out they wouldn't have made Biden the presidential candidate. There were 10 other better choices. It's clear why Biden is there, easy to control and part of the political establishment. This man is a millionaire just like Trump.
VOTE BIDEN/HARRIS wear a mask .🥰🤗
Trump 2020
I hope Biden wins!!! ♥️🥺🥰
Trump 2020!
I'm not a Trump Supporter. I'm a Biden Supporter Btw I'm just gonna randomize pick my vote on Saturday . Do u know we pick Biden for Economy Our City is Doom . 💙 > if Biden Wins No Freedom No School and No Christmas Presents... 💙😫🤗✝
Were gonna have to wear the mask for the rest of our lives if biden wins. Do your research.
that baseball game and post celebration was a non-stop train of stupid.
This man is determined to destroy Social Security and Medicare within 3 years. He intends to end the payroll tax, which is the dedicated funding for these sacred social programs. He wants to have the programs paid out of the General Fund, but this would mean they would have to vie with whatever other spending Congress deemed most important. Ending the payroll tax would also reduce the Treasury by 12.4% of its revenue on top of the shortage created by the GOP tax "reform bill" that diminished the Treasury by cutting the highest earners' and corporations' taxes. He is bent on creating an America of the 1930s, pre-Roosevelt, a country where there were deep pockets of despair and filth and crime and poverty the likes of which we have not seen before. Put aside cultural wars and rid this country of the Destroyer.
Where the Hell do you get your misinformation!?!?! We wont frack, we will frack, no no we won't frack.....Bribden is an idiot!!@
@@sugarskull2206 you're a waste product.
Once he starts with "a lot of people ", he's about to lie his sterns off.
After everything, this clown still got a 43% approval rating. What are his supporters thinking?
They aren’t. Indoctrinated Minions.
You support a man with Alzheimer’s
His supporters don't know how to use their brains their supposed God gave them.
@TRUMP 2020 so do we. Its not our problem if you are confused by it. Lmfao. That's your problem. In the words of your President who uses the "best" words: "Sad."
@UCkuCb6PvueDufI5nO4-Llpg Trump supporters are the worst....
"You're allowed to have a party and not take a picture of it." Love it
If only many people would do that. Sigh
This time around, a vote for a Republican, is a vote for the "American Nightmare"!!
As someone who spent their 30th birthday alone in my apartment eating a mug cake...I’m glad Kim was humbly reminded of her privileged life. 😂
Happy birthday Anni . 🎂
@@patriciahart1209 aww thank you 💛
Happy birthday, Anni! Best wishes!
Gettin old 🧐I joke,happy happy birthday 🎉🎂 🎈
I'm right there with you, life sucks!
"what planet is this lunatic from"
I felt that in my soul
One that rains acid
The Kush: "The most dangerous people around the president are oveconfident idiots. Right?"
Right, my friend. So very right.
What's your qualification again?
Oh, son-in-law? I see...
I like this show
Its definitely not over qualified professionals
Dumps a total fraud
You forgot Stephen Miller. 👹
@@teresitauy5532
🧟♂️. There. Stephen Miller.
I just had my 65th birthday, big milestone in life. I celebrated by having a great breakfast and going to dialysis. That's all, couldn't do much else because I don't want to die.
Happy birthday!!! 🍾🍷
Happy Birthday. Hope you have many many more.
HERE in QUEBEC, CANADA. WE ARE ALL WITH YOU HOPING FOR CHANGE NEXT WEEK!
The Fact that he is our president is ridiculous 😂
Never expected a orange to last that long. He was suppose to rot years ago.
Murica 2020
Can’t say we didn’t see it coming
@@tntxuan you’ll be getting 4 more years of it ;)
4 more years
@@makubex133 I highly doubt it
...I like how America says end the fight with covid. Where was this fight didnt you surrender day 1.
Trump fought COVID as hard as he fought in Vietnam.
wasn't america it was trump and his butt kissers.
They started fighting way late. And it was a half ass fight. They basically let the Nazis invade became friends with them and then decided hey let's fight these Nazis. But let's not fight them very hard.
It’s not our fault we have an illiterate dumba** for a president. Oh wait, it’s our parents’ and grandparents’ fault we have suffered. It’s so annoying how everything bad will be placed on the teenagers, when it’s our parents’ doing (I’m just replying, it’s has nothing really to do with your post).
@@user-pn1fe6sg2w & gotta love the irony of Vietnam winning this fight too
edit, for anyone that doesn't know, Vietnam has no covid. They ended it with only 35 deaths
You are amazing, Jimmy!!! Thank you for all of the laughs in the crazy times!!! You make it better!!!
Your observance is literally brilliant.
Thankyou Jimmy Kimmel. ..
In 6 days, the world will celebrate Trump's loss
Until the world figures out they have Biden instead. Both are equally horrible
Trump is 10x better than Biden, my opinion! Not trying to argue.
@@ily3921 I respectfully disagree but we all have opinions
@@ily3921 😂😂😂😂😂 good for you
@Rick Ton at least I'm objective and can admit they are both weak candidates. Guess you can't lol
It actually boggles my mind how anyone can genuinely be a trump supporter.
I’d rather listen to the bumbling fool for 4 more years than have Canadian healthcare system, huge tax hikes, expensive gas, and bail reform that puts criminals on the streets.
trump 2020
@@anon82037 Canadian health care system? You mean one that makes it so people can actually afford the meds they need to live?
The liberal narrative is stupider. And this is coming from a so called “minority”. I’ll never vote for someone who views my community as underprivileged and ignorant and wants to instill gun control on us. They’re all about diversity and equality until a mf decides to think for himself. The identity politics is poison. Come out as a Trump supporter to these Democrats and see how fast “you ain’t black” no more. See how fast you become subpar to the same people preaching diversity.
@@sirguapnam5328 i know he likes to say he’s not racist and he’s done more for black people then any president besides Abraham Lincoln but it’s just so far from the truth that it’s border like delusion
That first woman in the Biden mask was perfect. Preach sister!🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is a lovely spirit. God bless her. 🤣😭😭
Tonight I kept Jimmy for last, his sarcasm is sweet to my ears.🤣
I did spend my bday alone, thank you Jimmy, you at least understand the little people.
He seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Abraham Lincoln.
I also feel like he’s not even campaigning or trying to pull in more voters, he’s just going on a tour for his adoring fans like a performer going on tour, lol
Kelvin Bergsten and he will be in jail by next year
I am afraid if he loses we will still have to hear about his stupid trump rallies.. they will never end!!!!!!
And Obama! Lol
The usa need to respected again
By all the nations
PLEASE VOTE THIS MAN OUT OF OFFICE
BE SAFE
There's a LONG way back to that - IF it's even possible! I suggest taking it step by step & working on virus control so you can enter other countries again first
Who respect USA? After the Trump.
USA is more banana republic than any real banana. Respect is hard to earn, but easy to loose. Once lost then there is a long road to earn it back.
oh he's going - one way or another he's going
Fantastic quote: there's no "I" in team, but there's one in ventilator 😷😂
So proud of you Jimmy !
GO CHARGERS !
Class of 85 !
Trump might be the greatest comedian of all time...
Yeah that is why I fear that he won't win.. imagine how boring these late shows are going to be.. what will be in their monologues? As this has gone on for like 4+ years (or is it 40??) I can't imagine any other "news" than the craziness T has for us 😂😂😂
@@Kricke87 I had a stroke reading this. If you want to comment more of your delusions, please have correct grammar before you post.
He is funny asf a legit clown
@Fri 13 ? He can be more than one thing :)
And let's not forget, the "Make America Great Again" slogan was Reagan's Presidential campaign slogan, too.
Reagan was the best president this country ever had
@Jonathan Davis Joe Biden himself has stolen speeches from differentp presidents
@@eddiea9571 well less we forget Abraham Lincoln and John Fitzgerald Kennedy.... 😉
@@merlejones2222 they were great but Reagan will still go down as the best and. If John Kennedy were running today on his same platform he would be a republican
Yeah but trump has "make America great again again" now lmao
these videos really keep me going haha
Squash the orange America
Squash the orange
"What planet is this lunatic from?" Uranus.
Wouldn't that make him a Mirandatic? They call the moon Miranda on Uranus.
Talking straight out of it 🤣
hes from idiot plant a plant of losers and tyrants
Hisanus
„The postal office is stupid!“ - president of the United States of America
Correct line : " the president of USA is stupid "
we all know why he said that
they misdeliver mail a lot
@Karkle ikr regardless of politics the usps sucks nuts.
@Karkle probably whenever I get a package of goodies I’m stoked that the post Office created some of the earliest communication and transportation services in our country. Way cool to think about whenever your amazon package arrives.
I could use that masked interview right now 😭🤣
The mask thing was hilarious 😂 😂 😂
Love him or hate him, you can't deny the fact that Trump stopped the second wave by not stopping the first one.
Syril Nat Good one xD
It’s not waves, but spikes
Can’t argue with logic, he’s a visionary.
2 months after President Trump closed the country down to travel from China, Joe Biden said Trump was xenophobic, no need to shut the country down. So if Joe had been in charge he would have been 2 months behind closing the country (hundreds of thousands) more would have died, but I'm sure a little fact like that won't stop you from voting for Joe and blaming Trump. As Joe himself said, " It's truth over facts". Truth over facts Joe? But of course this doesn't matter orange man bad, right!
@@randylegall2162 you do know that people, primarily American citizens, were still allowed to come here from China- without being tested or quarantined. In addition, it has been proven that it also came in from Europe. Instead of blocking only China, why not test those coming into the US, PERIOD!!
Jimmy, first of all, I want to thank you for these night shows. It really is funny and makes me happy. Thank you for your hard work. I’m proud of you!!
a cup of coffee and jimmy kimmel every morning.... AWESOME feeling
He’s STILL saying Lincoln was a Republican and not many people know that?
I learned that on President's day in second grade. He acts like it's brand new information!
"the postal office is stupid "
-y'alls president
Idiocracy all over this video here
Trump's Not my President 🙄
@Tim Gillespie I agree with you 💯. I voted in person early last Saturday, the first day available in NY.
I don't have any respect for Trump, and certainly didn't vote for him.
You guys are so brainwashed its not even funny.
Wanna know who you all really ought to feel for? The native Americans who are sitting here in their homeland and watching this mess go on.
Darwin's worst nightmare: "he survived and probably will have lots of children"
Sad story. Much like the speed of light, known Laws of nature fail for anything that approaches Trump’s nature. He’s an enigma.
Thanks for the laugh😂👏👏👏
@@homonaledi5024 As well as the team of doctors and medicine and time they had to learn more about this virus since the start. No one else of the general public will get what he received
Well, unfortunately the stupid people today have survived despite millions of years of natural selection.
Sometimes evolution likes to play little jokes to see how the experiment turns out :) The borders are closed & no-one can escape the US, so evolution figures "lets use this isolated pocket of people to see what happens if we do something really crazy"
That guy is a joke, should've never become pres.
If it wasn't for his families status he never would have even been known in the US or anywhere. Can you imagine how GREAT that would have been?!
Really, ya think? If only we could've seen this coming...
Yeah Biden is going to be sooooo much better~
@@mrhefe2322 Good point. Excellent point! Just look how well things are going now. No way Biden could top this.
@@clash1469 lmao keep telling yourself that... hahq
I celebrated my 66th Birthday in June alone because of covid-19. I'm home since February. I only do my groceries (with mask) and my doctors' appointments every three months (diabetes).
These people are indeed very tone deaf. There are people that haven't seen relatives in months. Jeez...
That’s you & your choice don’t be upset that these young ppl are not going to quarantine the rest of there lives. They not looking to survive but to actually live
I wish you much joy! Happy Birthday! 🎂🎈🎈🎈🎉👏
What the? Why was he hugging and kissing when he had it??? Please explain?
@Trevor Johnson i can't tell if you are being sarcastic.
@Los Rhodez Naw, it's just stupidity.
Spreader in chief
I think Matt was talking about the baseball player.
@Trevor Johnson HAHAAH R U ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT THINKS THIS ISNT REAL?
wow after all this time couldn't put my finger on it!! jus darned onme! all his rallys are a Jerry springer crowd! 🤣😂
they are the ones that COULDN'T get on the show - too normal
1:26 Jimmy Kimmel: There is no 'I' in Team, but there is an 'I' in COVID-19!
I love jimmy Kimmel and all of you funny people in the comments, God speed.
I'm really going crazy, he's so obviously horrible. And people still want to bury their noses in his butt. I feel like these masked people on the street.
Then open to your eyes abt what Bernie is there’s a reason he’s ran twice before and had to drop out both times and why should a pandemic that kills .003 percent of people who get it control our lives on average yearly the flu kills 40 k people in America why is it that magically that number dropped to 8 k this year it didn’t it’s all political cdc has had to correct their numbers so many times it’s embarrassing trumps done more in less than 4 years than Bernie has in 47 years of government trump gets things done bernie can’t even remember what school he went to
@@whiteboyquiroga could you possibly sound anymore clueless? Bernie? At least pretend to know what you're talking about
@@whiteboyquiroga i hope you get covid
It's because he tells them he is great and they can't think for themselves so they believe him
Its so confusing to see Americans partying and celebrating when there are record high covid cases. Here in Aus there was like we went to full lockdown for 90 deaths.
I'm in El Paso Texas we have no more hospital beds
The majority of us SANE folks are in more than a state of mad confusions🤬😢🤬
Most Americans know covid is real and a threat
Man I heard Covid isn't even that big of a threat anymore at your place.
@@notamemberofilluminati8382 everything is opened up and for the most parts things have been pretty normal with the exception of one state.
Jimmy kümmel knows he goated
"There's no I in team, but there is in ventilator!!"😂😂😂😂
That whole world series segment just affirms my belief that maybe natural selection is on the right track with the whole erase the human race thing.
It’s gotta be something being sprayed in the air OR there IS A GOD n His decree 📜 we have lived to witness
That isn't necessarily how it works though. It doesn't have to wipe all humans out if there are some of them that can cope with its demands well enough.
Oh, "New Message" here leaves a clever, WITTY remark in the comment section beneath MOST Late Night Comedy Show RUclips video clips lol it's become somewhat of a "staple" to the program, reading what good ol' "New Message" has to say, despite it never seeming to add much more than an unavoidable decrease in the hapless reader's I.Q. level, that is.
Someday, hopefully, the people leaving responses will begin to take a more significant effect, and the uselessness of the entire endeavor will become increasingly clear, that of ALL the people happening upon it are NOT appreciating the banter as much as they're laughing together and trying to make clear, in the nicest way possible, that seeing one under SO MANY videos scattered across RUclips every day is saying more about "New Message" not having anything any more productive to do than spend SO MUCH TIME engaging in such a fruitless activity. 😂
The under and unemployed among us make themselves known to the world, whether they realize that's what they're doing or not. And the ones without even a hobby or anything productive to do even more so, as evidenced by the amount of time and energy people like "New Message" seemingly dedicate doing something SO absolutely meaningless.
It's GOT to be a pretty miserable, lonely existence indeed.
It's hard to know if it's more appropriate to laugh or cry at their plight.
@@twstf8905
You wrote a novel to accuse someone else of wasting time?
Interesting tactic...
Please explain to me why you call it the World Series, you don't invite any other country to play. I know that you all love you country but it's not the World.
That’s why my friends father in law just died yesterday from covid.
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
I so sorry
That's not Trump's fault, that's Covid's and China's fault.
@TJ
So sorry for this loss.
🌟🌹🌟
I feel bad fur ur dad
jimmy really came for everyone here and we were ready for this iconic serve
Yo the first lady went off😂😂🤣
"There's no 'I' in team, but there's an 'I' in ventilator"
"A Trump administration broke out on the streets of Los Angeles"
"For those of you who spent their birthday eating a dingdong alone in their apartment..."
Jimmy's on fire tonight!
To quote House MD:
There is no 'I' in team... there is however a 'ME' - if you just rearrange the letters a bit.
@@FlameOnTheBeat He does on another episode.
Greetings from Western Australia. My friends in America already voted Biden/Harris.
👌
I'd be willing to build a boat and row to Australia from America. I want OUT of this hellhole!
@@SouthwesternEagle Take me with you
There is no I in TEAM, but there is an I in VENTILATOR. hahaha
Stupidity at its best thank you for the laughs I really needed it today
trump isn't just running for president, he's also running from prison
actually BIDEN is.... HIS LAPTOP uncovering so many things
What you think Biden and Hillary been doing? 😂
30 mins and dumbasses already attack you for trump comment.
@@heiltecn9ne Really don't want to know what Biden does in his basement.
@@DanC-vs3cc I mean yes but there’s no better options than Biden at this point 💀🤣
"basically a trump administration broke out in the streets of Los Angeles" I was just screaming wooh wooh yes spot on it's not antifa doing this crazy
I was on a roll of Trump rally clips and looking through the comments, after scrolling through these comments THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. Restored my faith in humanity that not everyone is in support of this guy. Love from Ireland.
Yeah we need a lot more of this.
He can make the most outrageous claim (lie), his stupid minion would agree...
Whats he lied about?
@@aidanwelton6083 you can't possibly not know those lies, unless you're one his minions.
@@gloriaeis4862 see u cant even give me 1 of his "lies"
@@aidanwelton6083 coronavirus is over, global warming is a hoax, there’s literally a wall of lies he’s told.
Good News! Trump Ended his Presidency this coming Nov!
Na
Keep in mind there's a 50% chance of him winning.
Good news biden is going nursing home this coming nov
@@aidanoneill3730 80%
Good to see that Jimmy Kimmels videos have become bigger than 1 min ill might sub to his channel now
Whenever you look at disgusting in the dictionary, they should've add the picture of Trump to the explanation, it would make it easier for people to understand what the word means.
My daycare kid's school closed. They have a case.
Same for me.
🙏🙏🙏
Gee - maybe THEY SHOULDNT HAVE OPENED DURING A PANDEMIC...
@@make.and.believe well that makes sense unless you’re an essential worker, like a doctor. You need help with childcare.
@@make.and.believe I agree however it's hard finding care for your kids. Not everyone can stay home or have their retired parents watching their kids for free.
Guierllmo needs to f*ing VOTE. It's not funny. Love ya Jimmy and G
Exactly, that's what I keep thinking. It's not a joke and they shouldn't be making one of it on a show like this. Literally, no laughing matter. I'm annoyed with them for this. It basically just communicates "Sit on your ass/don't bother, it's okay".
It's sorta pointless voting for president in Cali since most people are voting for propositions, and of course they will also vote for president along with it.
@@jaysmith9683 He is not allowed to vote.
You're very wrong. Cali is as far opposite from Trump ideals as you can get
there's no I in team, but there is on ventilator🤣
This show is incomplete without you Mr. President
There's no "I" in team, but there is one in COVID.
Only in America do they hold a “world” series, when they’re they’re the only country taking part.
Canada takes part too. But yeah its stupid
It'd be cool if we started playing with the Japanese teams (after Covid of course), might breathe some life back into the game.
It was named after the sponsor The World newspaper back in 1880
I agree
@John Alsop if you can find other woman they're welcome to join
How will late night television survive without trump 🤪
Wow kimmel is killing it with the punch lines. Good job jimmy
The post office is the greatest thing that’s ever not been bad
Jimmy! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️
Owesom to have lived to see this again. I was 17 the last time this happened. Go Dodgers!
Please post a video with just the Hide and Speak part. I want to share that. Thanks.
When I got here I was like really and first.
VOTE Biden landslide 💙💙💙
*-Vote early in person or put into dropbox. (mail won't be in time?)* VOTE OUT ALL GOP Senat👎
*-No Stimulus for people in need!*
There is no stimulus due to Nancy pelosi. Get it right. The left is the issue☹️
Hey Jimmy 😂 You just made my day.. 🤣 🤗xx
Hide and Speak, classic! Thanks Jimmy
Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest comedian no 🧢
He gives no F$@ks
@@frederickjones5681 True lol
Bill Burr
No
@Diego He said bad things about everyone stop being a ❄️
the post office segment had me dead 🤣
Jimmy I see you bro...keep it up!
"But there's an I in ventilator" 😂😂
He’s completely and totally out of his mind
If Jared Studied in Harvard, then Harvard should be ashamed of itself, but if his daddy dished out a million for him to get a degree then it's ok, I guess!
The last time I checked, Trump isn't Jared's daddy. And I don't think Charles Kushner has that kind of leverage to get him a degree.
Steve Bannon and Sebastian Gorka studied in Harvard, too.
The clips of Trump talking about the postal service.......how would a Trump supporter justify *those* comments from their leader?
... "what planet is this lunatic from?"..... oh, oh I know this one... planet America