"Russians Are Bad Ass!" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Mazjobrani
    @Mazjobrani  Год назад +3

    Check out my new comedy special on RUclips for FREE! ruclips.net/video/OtKhIhSgy78/видео.html

  • @Soso-fz5fm
    @Soso-fz5fm 8 лет назад +2594

    I am an arab lady and my trainer is Russian. this video couldn't be more accurate😂 they are hard but the result is worth it.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +158

      😂😂

    • @sergokhechuashvili3783
      @sergokhechuashvili3783 5 лет назад +18

      That means you are lazy
      So tell me then why can’t they win in any sports without cheating
      Or at least in most sports

    • @sergokhechuashvili3783
      @sergokhechuashvili3783 5 лет назад +5

      If my trainer will raise his voice on me I will brake every bone on his body

    • @romanimperium3683
      @romanimperium3683 5 лет назад +288

      @@sergokhechuashvili3783 Get lost victim.

    • @Ak-yw6no
      @Ak-yw6no 5 лет назад +152

      Sergo Khechuashvili calm down u Jackie chan shit

  • @patrickmcshane7658
    @patrickmcshane7658 6 лет назад +3452

    Russian coach is right about sticker.

    • @gigasusanin
      @gigasusanin 5 лет назад +43

      and about prizzzzon in Siberia )))))

    • @lkikost1625
      @lkikost1625 4 года назад +22

      ​@@gigasusanin From Siberian prisons do not return alive.

    • @yashafurman
      @yashafurman 4 года назад +57

      Why did I read this with a Russian accent?

    • @icy2502
      @icy2502 4 года назад +6

      Jacob Furman me too 😂😂

    • @2007Club
      @2007Club 4 года назад +2

      PATRICK McShane agree

  • @stanmakrushin
    @stanmakrushin 5 лет назад +937

    I’m from Russia, and I freakin’ cried the first time I saw this😂😂😂 From Russia with Love, we’re all on one planet🙌 ...SO NEVER MESS WITH RUSSIANS OR YOU WON’T GET A STICKER!!!!

    • @ghosts_are_reall
      @ghosts_are_reall 4 года назад +18

      Im from Russia too! From Russia with love 💕🇷🇺

    • @nuhvee3551
      @nuhvee3551 4 года назад +1

      @@ghosts_are_reall и как оно?

    • @ghosts_are_reall
      @ghosts_are_reall 4 года назад +28

      @@nuhvee3551 ну лично мне нормально в России живется. Ну правительство говно конечно

    • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
      @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @maugli2005
      @maugli2005 4 года назад +11

      • ghost • Здесь в США тоже правительство не очень ))

  • @sportstours24
    @sportstours24 8 лет назад +5267

    russian accent is the best way to speak english.

  • @anastasiiakaida767
    @anastasiiakaida767 5 лет назад +2136

    that awkward moment when you live in Siberia and your father is Yuri 😂

    • @fromanicfroncais1485
      @fromanicfroncais1485 5 лет назад +95

      Hope he was not in prison when he was 3,5 years old)

    • @np7148
      @np7148 5 лет назад +19

      fromanic froncais everything is possible😂 some even were born in prison so

    • @boomshakalaka7387
      @boomshakalaka7387 4 года назад +18

      Аххахаа ... Убила 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lkikost1625
      @lkikost1625 4 года назад +2

      @@fromanicfroncais1485 Siberia is a prison. There is no version in English, but you can use google translator.ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D1%81%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D0%A1%D0%B8%D0%B1%D0%B8%D1%80%D1%8C

    • @russkiydzhigit
      @russkiydzhigit 4 года назад +4

      В сибири такие красавицы? Надо слетать

  • @asmamontazer4074
    @asmamontazer4074 4 года назад +351

    im iranian living in Russia they don't fool around but they're really kind and polite i love the peace in here made by their hard work.they know what they do

    • @rina5221
      @rina5221 4 года назад +7

      Must be living in a different Russia then mate

    • @rxtr664
      @rxtr664 4 года назад +6

      @@rina5221 Pochemu?

    • @larissakoroleva
      @larissakoroleva 3 года назад +25

      @@rina5221 навальняшка?

    • @SvetlanaKuznetzova
      @SvetlanaKuznetzova 2 года назад +2

      How’s your peace going now

    • @miceatah9359
      @miceatah9359 2 года назад

      u mean made by raping torturing and executing children? "they know what they do" yeah they dont know shit and what peace exactly when they commiting genocide on ukrainians since 2014

  • @kstearn6869
    @kstearn6869 8 лет назад +1811

    I'm surprised they even gave them stickers. Russian coaches don't fuck around. Let's not forget if you go home with a Russian parent, the coaching doesn't stop after you leave the gym

    • @piontropechetrini5640
      @piontropechetrini5640 8 лет назад +28

      +K Stearn hahahahah me too I was wondering why the Russian coaches will give any stickers???!!!

    • @renji2600
      @renji2600 8 лет назад +1

      COOL!!!

    • @kstearn6869
      @kstearn6869 8 лет назад +34

      +101 Никто не знает 101 I'm Russian and I grew up with Russian gymnastics coaches. The K stands for Katya

    • @StefanNemanja1985
      @StefanNemanja1985 6 лет назад +10

      Love you Russia

    • @MohamedOmar-wc6mb
      @MohamedOmar-wc6mb 6 лет назад

      K Stearn hhhh

  • @worldstarrapdz9638
    @worldstarrapdz9638 4 года назад +265

    I had Russian coach I was going in a competition I was like 19years old I remember it was amateur bodybuilding not a big thing , believe me guys he made me do germen volume training for 6weeks then he cut the carbs early and made me train for repetition I was so tired and exhausted my nervous system couldn’t handle the stress but my body grow like a bear and in the same time I was so lean I mean when people saw me they were under the impression that I took steroids he is the best person IV known so far a hardass old man now he’s dead may god put mercy on his body he’s information never die I will pass it to my children one day

    • @othmanmiri1259
      @othmanmiri1259 4 года назад +2

      Kayen russian coach f dz?😂😂

    • @worldstarrapdz9638
      @worldstarrapdz9638 4 года назад +1

      Othman Miri oui double nationalité khu ces connus f platform dyal powerlifting en plus Algeria has slot of potential bro mata7garch 😘

    • @marystuart9503
      @marystuart9503 4 года назад +4

      Good on ya, mate

    • @gantengdanpemberani238
      @gantengdanpemberani238 2 года назад +2

      Amen

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet Год назад +2

      Find a Russian to teach you how to use punctuation.

  • @OhSnaP19th
    @OhSnaP19th 7 лет назад +457

    I have Russian friends and I just have to say that Russians are decent people. I tried to learn Russian but the only words they taught me was " sukin sin" lol. Apiece of advice don't say it to a Russian guy.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +30

      +OhSnaP19th 😂😂

    • @PandaJohns
      @PandaJohns 7 лет назад +56

      son of a bitch... different languages, different letters, the same meaning

    • @ingakamynina8056
      @ingakamynina8056 6 лет назад +11

      OhSnaP19th you have a bad ass Russian friends. Lol greetings from Russia

    • @борисмаксимов-о5о
      @борисмаксимов-о5о 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/3MlvZzAfK9w/видео.html the Russians have one of the most important expressions - "do not give up"- sounds like - "do not give up)))"

    • @almazkairosh7976
      @almazkairosh7976 5 лет назад +4

      If you'd like to practice more Russian I can help you.)

  • @maxsmaxs8464
    @maxsmaxs8464 7 лет назад +660

    No yuri

    • @ADI-cx4ji
      @ADI-cx4ji 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @abhishekgourav6144
      @abhishekgourav6144 5 лет назад

      Soap : Yuri where are you

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 5 лет назад

      Didn't get it. Send help.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 года назад +2

      @@Razi98 Those who don't know what funny about the name Yuri
      Yuri means female homosexual individuals in Japanese.
      But In Russia, It's just a common name.

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 4 года назад

      @@ranjanbiswas3233 Knew what Yuri meant but forgot that it's also a name in Russia - thanks for replying!

  • @farrukh1989
    @farrukh1989 4 года назад +201

    This is BS! I had russian coaches all my life and I can guarantee you, no one gets stickers! You might maximum get a very hard pat on the shoulder if you win some major competition or so.

    • @maugli2005
      @maugli2005 4 года назад +3

      Fredy True story ))

  • @fokak0
    @fokak0 10 лет назад +541

    i am egyptian and we love and respect Russia
    love to russia

    • @secretsocietyww
      @secretsocietyww 9 лет назад +18

      Thank you we are also love egypt
      And im was over there once
      In the red sea having a weekends

    • @fokak0
      @fokak0 9 лет назад +4

      +SIR IUS hope to come again

    • @ishaboy5090
      @ishaboy5090 5 лет назад +1

      Blink twice if you need help

    • @johnpeters2650
      @johnpeters2650 5 лет назад

      Yeah and then u put a nice little bomb on their plane back to home

    • @jishan6992
      @jishan6992 4 года назад +1

      @@johnpeters2650 where are you coming from out of nowhere?

  • @mikachouuu
    @mikachouuu 8 лет назад +2170

    Omg this is hilarious 😆😆and so true, you don't get a participation prize here in Russia 😅

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +58

      +Lika Maigova much love Lika thanks for the support! Hope you subscribe so we can keep laughing together :)

    • @mikachouuu
      @mikachouuu 8 лет назад +36

      Maz Jobrani I had no choice other than subscribing, watched a couple of your videos - man, you're funny, if I die laughing that's on you ) thank you and good luck!

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +21

      Lika Maigova HAHA nothing but love Lika thank you so much for your support! It means the world & I'll do everything in my power to keep the good times rolling!

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +12

      +Lika Maigova 😂 MUCH LOVE Like thank you! Don't you die on my tho!!!

    • @AlgerianTalk
      @AlgerianTalk 7 лет назад +2

      Lika Maigova I didn't know Russians can speak English

  • @Timonipumba
    @Timonipumba 8 лет назад +1170

    I am Russian, I laughed to tears)))

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +117

      +Тимонипумба Баобабов nothing but love my friend!

    • @ЭдЛесничий-щ8т
      @ЭдЛесничий-щ8т 6 лет назад +5

      Тоже самое ))

    • @ВолодяУльянов-ъ7щ
      @ВолодяУльянов-ъ7щ 5 лет назад +5

      Какой ты нах.. русский?? У тебя мозг уже американизирован. Посмотри на имя своё.

    • @smeshsmesh9695
      @smeshsmesh9695 5 лет назад +1

      то же самое для меня 😂😂😂

    • @КастетГлебов
      @КастетГлебов 5 лет назад +2

      @@Timonipumba, американцам себя называй. Нахер тебе быть русским?

  • @lutiquesttv954
    @lutiquesttv954 8 лет назад +457

    I am Russian and i love this guy. You made my day.) I laughed a lot.))) Когда мне было три я сидел в сибирской тюрьме xD

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +32

      Love you back +Имбалансный Александр!

    • @MrG2theg
      @MrG2theg 7 лет назад +6

      no you are not. you are a western spy , chiki brikie will find you and punish!

    • @ab6789
      @ab6789 6 лет назад +12

      В ГУЛАГе ;😂😂

    • @DEVIL-ff2zw
      @DEVIL-ff2zw 5 лет назад +2

      @@ab6789 Интересно за что его посадили.😅😅😅😅

    • @Durmanius
      @Durmanius 5 лет назад +18

      @@DEVIL-ff2zw Он спи*дил Полоний из детского сада...)))

  • @showmustgoon5311
    @showmustgoon5311 3 года назад +49

    I used to do a heavy Russian accent when I didn’t want people bothering me. 😆 worked almost every time. If it didn’t I would just speak Russian. 😆

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf Год назад +2

      Lmao does it really work?

    • @showmustgoon5311
      @showmustgoon5311 Год назад +3

      99% of time it worked. Other times, I would just answer in Russian, with no emotion.

  • @sherdilegamov2913
    @sherdilegamov2913 7 лет назад +92

    привет всем. I'm Iranian mix with Russian.

  • @davefs25
    @davefs25 8 лет назад +269

    131 people liked Yuri's idea better

  • @Good-Win2015
    @Good-Win2015 3 года назад +23

    I'm an English tutor in Russia and in our private school we used to give "birds" (stamps) to the best students. One kid always wanted to get one and I didn't give it to him 2 times in a row... To this day I still can't forget his terribly long and hard crying in front of his parents... We don't do that now. So I literally felt the situation in the basketball class with my skin.

    • @jamescaputo3885
      @jamescaputo3885 Год назад +2

      That's right. Why kid should get sticker if didn't work hard. I am russian and I approve this message😊😎😎

  • @An_Gold
    @An_Gold 4 года назад +18

    Same about music teachers. My co-worker brings her daughter to a piano teacher from Russia (with all credentials, of course, not just from Russia per ce). And the kid was best at some performances etc. (the child loves the lessons, btw). She already got many prizes.

  • @dontworryaboutit5075
    @dontworryaboutit5075 4 года назад +46

    PLEASE DO MORE RUSSIAN STAND UP!!!!!! This was amazing I was laughing the whole time

  • @Disgirlfrompanamamixgirl
    @Disgirlfrompanamamixgirl 8 лет назад +110

    what i like about russia is the men i could melt for and the scientists are more honest and dont hide anything

    • @Sadzy
      @Sadzy 8 лет назад +2

      wtf 0_0

    • @СтАрАеМсЯ-б5ы
      @СтАрАеМсЯ-б5ы 8 лет назад +5

      +Caroline Lackey (Zena Warrior princess) Ты права. Я не люблю вашу постоянную улыбку. Зачем ты радуешься мне если не знаешь какой я человек?

    • @bnnnnnnnnnnn
      @bnnnnnnnnnnn 8 лет назад

      Hony , thats because they are always drunk on VODKA

    • @Timonipumba
      @Timonipumba 8 лет назад +13

      You silly people think in stereotypes

    • @sadafzehrarizvi2414
      @sadafzehrarizvi2414 7 лет назад +3

      Caroline Lackey right. Me too. They are chivalrous , old fashioned and such gentlemen. Vintage . Also their accented broken English 😍

  • @oslo8748
    @oslo8748 9 лет назад +36

    Thank you) I mean if people can lough at themselves it's wonderful) Politicians spoil everything. People can live together without wars and any conflicts. They do.

  • @archanapanicker
    @archanapanicker 8 лет назад +13

    His comedy is healing, it brightens up my day !

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +1

      +Archana Panicker your comment was so refreshing thank you my friend I appreciate you!

  • @blazzered2
    @blazzered2 8 лет назад +482

    He sounds a little like Niko Belic when doing the Russian accent.

    • @Sadzy
      @Sadzy 8 лет назад +3

      Niko's voice is a bit more high pitched

    • @DJRomew
      @DJRomew 6 лет назад +13

      Niko Belic is Serbian 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @mukulsharma827
      @mukulsharma827 6 лет назад

      Blazzered Slavic accent*

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin 6 лет назад +1

      GTA IV !

    • @AkshayGowda007
      @AkshayGowda007 6 лет назад +8

      Let's go bowling cousin

  • @stormstreaks1148
    @stormstreaks1148 5 лет назад +500

    2:03 "who kills someone with radioactive material?"
    Me: Americans. Two atomic bombs. Fat Man and Little Boy.

    • @nikeethanatos4357
      @nikeethanatos4357 5 лет назад +8

      right on the button.

    • @pragyamanral
      @pragyamanral 5 лет назад +1

      bwahahaha RIGHT !

    • @nikeethanatos4357
      @nikeethanatos4357 5 лет назад +29

      @@pragyamanral America biggest terrorists next to the british

    • @abhishekjoshi4648
      @abhishekjoshi4648 5 лет назад +8

      That was a war and they wanted to end it.
      Russians killed the person to give a badass message.
      They could have killed him in thousand different simpler ways

    • @Anna-w2k5y
      @Anna-w2k5y 5 лет назад +20

      @@abhishekjoshi4648 well, a tons of innocent people diet because of America. Even if it's war, those people did NOTHING 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @extremeheat9283
    @extremeheat9283 8 лет назад +107

    Russian accent is so on point!

  • @TheLelaGh
    @TheLelaGh 8 лет назад +18

    dont take it too serious he is a stand up comedian if you cant take it dont watch it. he is really good at what he is doing

  • @adamgreen6379
    @adamgreen6379 5 лет назад +129

    "Эй Сергей, помоему нас раскрыли! Да Юрий, полоний в жопе выдал нас!" :))

  • @ariadnaglumova2514
    @ariadnaglumova2514 5 лет назад +61

    "When I was 3 I was in a Siberian prison"
    Lmao, I am half Russian and this is hilarious😂

  • @samuelsung5991
    @samuelsung5991 7 лет назад +26

    russian are natural badass, that why i have respected them

  • @razerone49
    @razerone49 4 года назад +8

    Holy cow I can’t believe how good the accent is. I’ve had a group of Russian friends from college (these guys were fresh off the boat Russian) and of all the Hollywood actors or comedians doing Russian accents, this guy nails it.

  • @Grinder19
    @Grinder19 4 года назад +19

    Man you are hilarious 😂😂. I have some Russian friends and I always tell them to speak English with their Russian accent. I love this Russian accent 😉😉😉

  • @jaggedsigns3O11
    @jaggedsigns3O11 7 лет назад +38

    usually when a comedian is in a suit I know it's gonna be boring but this man is too good xD

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +6

      LOL thanks +Chau Nguyen for the love

    • @samisalhab2569
      @samisalhab2569 7 лет назад +1

      I love u maz ur content is actually good

  • @yelenaserova9526
    @yelenaserova9526 7 лет назад +66

    Hahaha. Good work with the Russian accent 👌greetings from Kazakhstan . I love your videos

  • @alikartal8426
    @alikartal8426 4 года назад +4

    Maz, you crack me up. I cannot keep a straight face listening to you. Thank you.

  • @angelicabezmen1890
    @angelicabezmen1890 8 лет назад +545

    We Russians arent bad :D we are so cute :D

    • @titoofuchiha2887
      @titoofuchiha2887 8 лет назад +6

      .

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +57

      Much love to you all +Angelica Bezmen!

    • @flowerboi4745
      @flowerboi4745 7 лет назад +3

      cute with badass accents. all I wanted was an accent dad.

    • @kshitizkapoor4679
      @kshitizkapoor4679 7 лет назад +16

      Russian accent is awesome..they make English language look cool wen they speak. it

    • @notsureiL
      @notsureiL 7 лет назад +5

      I love your accent 😂 Crazy Russian Hacker.

  • @crxerz
    @crxerz 10 лет назад +253

    Well as a Russian, i can clearly say no one really messes with me. I don't have an accent but people generally don't fuck with me. I came to the US when i was 8 though, from Penza (near Moscow) if they do fuck with me when they find out im Russian things always change. It's true were abit nuts my dad used to tell me back when in middle school "You no fight you not my son" when ever bullies messed with me. 

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 10 лет назад +30

      Lol in Canada Russians are actually the nicest people here. I feel safer around them than around the hicks. I think hicks are the scariest people imo.

    • @crxerz
      @crxerz 10 лет назад +52

      we are i never try to fight anyone, but always defend myself.

    • @GetMotivated978
      @GetMotivated978 10 лет назад +94

      I'm not Russian, but I can confirm that. I have a Russian friend, and a couple of years ago while we were on vacation in Spain some drunk Americans were sitting next to us in a restaurant and were trying to pick a fight. When my Russian friend got pissed off he kicked one guys ass with just two hits. He fell on the ground sleeping. His friends got up to fight us but my Russian friend went to fight them 4 against 1, and when he started screaming in Russian accent that he would kill them all, they kinda got scared and stopped picking a fight and got nice in an instant saying that their friend was too drunk and didn't know what he was doing. They apologized and left the place. So yeah, Russians can be scary, especially young and strong Russians with muscles. :)))

    • @abdousalem3079
      @abdousalem3079 10 лет назад +6

      Of course you are. I bet you can beat 30 guys with one punch!

    • @alatan
      @alatan 10 лет назад +37

      641 km по Российским стандартам может и не oчень далеко но определённо не "(near Moscow)" :D

  • @JonathanBrandonBissoo
    @JonathanBrandonBissoo 8 лет назад +52

    My uncle's name is Yuri.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +7

      It is a great name +Jonathan Bissoo

    • @JonathanBrandonBissoo
      @JonathanBrandonBissoo 8 лет назад +3

      Maz Jobrani Holy shit. Thanks for responding! Love your "I'm peeersiaaan" joke.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Bissoo Thank you my friend! Appreciate the love & support! Make sure to subscribe cause I got some great stuff coming your way shortly :)

    • @JonathanBrandonBissoo
      @JonathanBrandonBissoo 8 лет назад

      Maz Jobrani Damn you have me watching the Axis of Evil show again. Just subscribed. :D

    • @yuriyanov3217
      @yuriyanov3217 8 лет назад +3

      You won't believe me, anyway...

  • @ivanlyutiy7437
    @ivanlyutiy7437 10 лет назад +225

    плохо что все думают что русские грубые и злые.
    это порождает русофобию.
    помимо силы и мужества мы так-же ценим и дружбу.

    • @АльбертПоротиков
      @АльбертПоротиков 9 лет назад +16

      Пусть думают, меньше будут лезть к нам! Сибирь и ДВ все им покоя не дает!

    • @fokak0
      @fokak0 9 лет назад +51

      man trust me you think they have Russophobia i am Egyptian that's mean i am ( African - middle eastern - Arrabian - Muslim ) not one but four hhhhhhhhhhhhh you are so lucky you Russian
      but i so proud that i am EGYPTIAN
      peace to mother Russia

    • @ivanlyutiy7437
      @ivanlyutiy7437 9 лет назад +16

      Most Wanted dude, im russian-ukranian-korean-jew.
      i know how it feels ! =)

    • @fokak0
      @fokak0 9 лет назад +8

      Ivan Lyutiy hhhhhhhhhhh looooool you win
      i understand how you feel because iam in the same sutiuation
      we both in the same box
      peace for you man

    • @rajukumar710
      @rajukumar710 9 лет назад

      I DON'T THINK SO EVERYONE PROTECT OWN VALUES IN THEIR WAY. DON'T FOLLOW OTHERS

  • @goroch_thegreen
    @goroch_thegreen 4 года назад +11

    I didn't get why it is strange that coach didn’t give this dude’s son a sticker. Maybe it is because I’m Russian but I think that it doesn’t matter how old are you, prize must be earned.

    • @MaximRedin
      @MaximRedin 2 года назад +1

      I absolutely agree with you! Приз надо заработать. Иначе это туфта

  • @pooriasp8145
    @pooriasp8145 10 лет назад +5

    i am watching this over and over.
    it never gets old.
    keep making people laugh.
    thanks for the vids.

  • @theunknownman1928
    @theunknownman1928 7 лет назад +17

    Proud to have Russian friends

  • @qtubedits
    @qtubedits 8 лет назад +35

    I LOVE RUSSIANS! !!!!!!!

    • @qtubedits
      @qtubedits 8 лет назад +2

      Maz Jobrani i love persians too

    • @qtubedits
      @qtubedits 6 лет назад +2

      Maz Jobrani LET ME ALSO TELL YOU I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN FROM BOMBAY,INDIA.
      AND YOU ARE A RARE CLASSIC COMEDIAN WHO MAKES MY ENTIRE FAMILY LAUGHS WITHOUT USING ANY VULGAR LANGUAGE OR SEXUAL JOKES.YOU ARE A TRUE ENTERTAINER AND HEY MY NEPHEW'S NAME IS MAZ TOO....

  • @ddr_drogba777
    @ddr_drogba777 8 лет назад +19

    Maz Jobrani man... you are one of the best standup comedian i've ever seen... plz come and do a show in INDIA...

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +14

      +Shubham Dobriyal much love my brother hopefully soon! I love India!

  • @NightcorEDM
    @NightcorEDM 6 лет назад +124

    Russians are badasses respect from CHINA

    • @hehar
      @hehar 5 лет назад

      Yeah, China.

    • @FirshetPirchin
      @FirshetPirchin 4 года назад

      internet is illegal down there, y'know

    • @machigiceb7788
      @machigiceb7788 4 года назад +1

      Of course, china and russia? totally bffs

  • @Myrllisik
    @Myrllisik 4 года назад +6

    Спасибо, что по доброму шутите о нас!))) Мы о вас тоже ржём)))

  • @Robert53area
    @Robert53area 4 года назад +9

    Lol I remember being a soccer coach. All the parents were like your so strict, yes because I teach your kids to be good players.
    At the end of the season I got phone calls from the moms, how did you get my son to listen to you, he won't listen to me at home.
    Because I am not their friend. I was his coach, is my answer.

  • @yoda4280
    @yoda4280 7 лет назад +7

    "When I was 3 years old, I was in a prison in Siberia ", that was epic mate

  • @bawa_g
    @bawa_g 8 лет назад +68

    Love Russians 😘

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +25

      They are great people with a great culture! & extra badass!

  • @igorkizejev4967
    @igorkizejev4967 5 лет назад +13

    "He must have slipped on some polonium" I'm done lmao it's too much

  • @Iyawo2B
    @Iyawo2B 4 года назад +13

    I’m Russian and this is hysterical.

    • @saeedsepehrnia276
      @saeedsepehrnia276 3 года назад +3

      Oh come on Alexis , it is just a joke, love all russians, from Iran.

    • @BlueInGreen-j9j
      @BlueInGreen-j9j 2 года назад +1

      Dear Alexis... that was just a joke so don't take it seriously.

  • @prazna4eva
    @prazna4eva 2 года назад +4

    I got this suggested as soon as I watched Russel Peters on Russians 🤣

  • @farshidmortazavi2359
    @farshidmortazavi2359 8 лет назад +52

    I watched this video dozen times!

  • @RhythmAddictedState
    @RhythmAddictedState 8 лет назад +382

    Why on earth would a Russian coach give stickers to a child? Russian coaches can't even imagine stooping to that level. :P

    • @renji2600
      @renji2600 8 лет назад

      you russians sure are boring people

    • @RhythmAddictedState
      @RhythmAddictedState 8 лет назад +96

      Amina Ibrar
      Dude, you obviously don't know Russian people.

    • @renji2600
      @renji2600 8 лет назад +1

      lol, nobody can say anything bad about Russian's, they're too sensitive. Even Putin banned memes.

    • @renji2600
      @renji2600 8 лет назад +1

      Normie, stop telling me what to do, we can take jokes. Want to talk about 9/11 and say how I was somehow involved with it because of my name? You're a person on the internet, what do you know. Plus Putin should control his citisans

    • @renji2600
      @renji2600 8 лет назад +2

      You're beyond my help

  • @abyadamov797
    @abyadamov797 8 лет назад +35

    Iam Russian soo true 😂👏🏼

  • @NoName-bm7xg
    @NoName-bm7xg 8 лет назад +7

    Hey Maz...I know that you are just married to an indian but your comedy is sooo Indian....I can just identify with all the parental behaviour. your videos are real stress busters...keep up the good work and HNY to you too😊

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад

      +Jaya Nadar MUCH love Jaya and happy new year to you too!

  • @SergeiLeontiev781
    @SergeiLeontiev781 9 лет назад +11

    the prison in siberia thing had me rolling!

  • @Orvz475
    @Orvz475 3 года назад +3

    The Polonium joke is much funnier. 🤣

  • @stronggirl5782
    @stronggirl5782 4 года назад +1

    It's very funny! Thanks for good mood! From Russia with love 😇

  • @Vainkooooo
    @Vainkooooo 8 лет назад +12

    you are AWEEESSOMME....u have come as my favourite funny speech talker....idk your style and the way your jokes are said are masterpiece...

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +4

      +Rohit Jobish nothing but love my friend I appreciate your generously kind words

    • @Vainkooooo
      @Vainkooooo 8 лет назад +2

      Maz Jobrani really plz do a speech in qatar plzz...in our school..

  • @abhisheknaik1784
    @abhisheknaik1784 9 лет назад +388

    I love Russia.from india

    • @Sadzy
      @Sadzy 8 лет назад +25

      You don't want to get stickered right?

    • @Thbltacke
      @Thbltacke 7 лет назад +84

      I love India ,from Russia

    • @xVLADx47
      @xVLADx47 7 лет назад +18

      Балто me too

    • @beezowduduzopitybobbobbob8476
      @beezowduduzopitybobbobbob8476 7 лет назад +37

      Russian people are very helpful
      In India we have a joint radio program "from Russia with love"
      We hear it at night, we get the news of Moscow and other Russian history.
      I like Russian culture.

    • @NEVERGIVEUPEVER
      @NEVERGIVEUPEVER 7 лет назад +9

      Sadrafier Anything for our all weather ally. Love from India.

  • @РэйЧехов
    @РэйЧехов 6 лет назад +9

    If you was born in Russia - you have choose hard mode in game called “life”

  • @avleeng
    @avleeng 8 лет назад +1

    Never thought Maz could top the Axis of Evil tour but he just did! Brilliant! Love from your wife's country

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  8 лет назад +1

      +avleen gill nothing but love back my friend thanks for subscribing & supporting

  • @henryamaya7890
    @henryamaya7890 6 лет назад +6

    Love it when he saids when I was 3 years old I was in prison in Siberia 😂

  • @LightCrasher
    @LightCrasher 10 лет назад +151

    Actually, nobody prooved that it was russians)

    • @bonson9156
      @bonson9156 5 лет назад +1

      it's pretty much agreed on that it was them

    • @syh7813
      @syh7813 5 лет назад +24

      @@bonson9156 "it's pretty much agreed on that it was them" by u.s media .... okay^^

    • @theknight4317
      @theknight4317 5 лет назад +3

      Why anyone would even wonder? xD Some ex-Russian spies are killed in London by POLONIUM, well... Who could it be? Like I think it's pretty obvious that Putin wanted to make the case, whoever betrays Russia, would get killed by POLONIUM.

    • @impaugjuldivmax
      @impaugjuldivmax 5 лет назад +16

      @@bonson9156 "highly likely..."

    • @feelcollins9191
      @feelcollins9191 4 года назад

      @@theknight4317 so dumb to think that russian special forces so dumb. even in that comedy show this facts used to make jokes. you think artist smarter than KGB?
      but still. US media smart enough that their ppl are dumb enough to believe in this bs)) cause actually - they do not care what happens in the middle of nowhere.

  • @highpriority4015
    @highpriority4015 7 лет назад +5

    Hi from Russia! Maz you are hilarious as always! You are the stereotypes killer

  • @dimonwhite02
    @dimonwhite02 5 лет назад +5

    He’s right about the sticker thing. I was lucky to have lived in both the east and west of Europe. 8th place trophies weren’t a thing in Ukraine, u were either praised for being good and criticised for mistakes, or reminded u were shit.
    Here in UK everyone is hesitant to say anything because ‘it’s important for kids to have high self esteem’

  • @_999_66
    @_999_66 4 года назад +2

    You are so funny guys. It is interesting to listen to all these stories about my country.😅🤫

  • @Redmaile25
    @Redmaile25 3 года назад +3

    I love Maz. His jokes are original. Has me always laughing my ass off

  • @alexandrk2
    @alexandrk2 9 лет назад +17

    Просто мы разные в этом фишка
    Мы смешны им они смешны нам .
    C'est la vie

  • @---hm6io
    @---hm6io 7 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 from middle east exactly yemen all love for u, u are no. one maz ,salute

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +2

      Nothing but love back my friend

  • @ShaWuTheAssassin
    @ShaWuTheAssassin 10 лет назад +38

    Yeah I get sticker, I get sticker here! I get sticker here! You want sticker? Lol!!!!!

  • @MrVeggis1964
    @MrVeggis1964 9 лет назад +10

    OHHH...You so funny.!
    I laught all time....
    Proud to be neighbour to Russia !

  • @laurazamora2696
    @laurazamora2696 7 лет назад +8

    "No Yuri"
    Me:CAN YOU HEEEARRRR MYY HEARRTTT BEEEATTTTT TIREDD OF FEELING I'M NEVERR ENOUGHH!!!!

  • @jerrydc818
    @jerrydc818 3 года назад +2

    His accents are brilliant. Loved he Russian sticker bit

  • @brightmindd
    @brightmindd 5 лет назад +4

    Maz u r the best Iranian stand up comedian🌎👍

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 7 лет назад +1

    You know accepting that you came up short somewhere is necessary. it is so that you can actually improve. also praise after improvement works wonders

  • @kathrynwolfe9020
    @kathrynwolfe9020 5 лет назад +5

    "When I was three and a half I was in prison in Siberia." Yes, lol!

  • @ViharS7
    @ViharS7 5 лет назад +1

    Oh My God...Laughed To Tears, Yuri!!😀😀😂😂

  • @aiaru7561
    @aiaru7561 4 года назад +2

    y’all are lucky for even having stickers,mine would just smirk and that’s when i knew i did good.

  • @SideQuestSensei
    @SideQuestSensei 7 лет назад +6

    Crazy Russian! Stop sticking polonium in someone's "ace".
    Nice one Maaz, keep 'em coming.

  • @snaky1310
    @snaky1310 3 года назад +3

    "When I was 3 and half I was in prison in Siberia"
    Khabib: When I was 3 and half I was fighting bear!!

  • @Julie_V89
    @Julie_V89 Год назад +1

    Basketball coach is tough you say? You must’ve never approached a vicious creature called « hockey coach »😂

  • @asp1072
    @asp1072 5 лет назад +14

    When i was 3,5 i was in prison, in siberia 😂

  • @TImmortalus
    @TImmortalus 4 года назад

    I am living in Siberia and wanna say this wonderful place.

  • @sahar1usa
    @sahar1usa 10 лет назад +27

    he is soooooooooooooo funny :)

  • @vissarion3505
    @vissarion3505 3 года назад +2

    When they hear word "Yakutia" in Siberia, it sounds like "Siberia" in the rest of the world.

  • @comradeacerbus6397
    @comradeacerbus6397 4 года назад +2

    I am good friends and work for an awesome older couple from Russia. They are super nice and generous, but they don’t offer up praise easily, so it’s pretty accurate here haha

  • @cheesetartandhoneyglaze4415
    @cheesetartandhoneyglaze4415 2 года назад +5

    I dont know but, it seems Russians way of teaching and educating is quite similiar with Asian's🤣

  • @maneeshkumar1725
    @maneeshkumar1725 6 лет назад +2

    The way he moved around when he said updown updown😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SONUYADAV-mo3ng
    @SONUYADAV-mo3ng 4 года назад +1

    I come here after every 2-3 months to laugh. This guy is awsome.

  • @kdobrov
    @kdobrov 9 лет назад +272

    А это коммент на русском. Плохо, что без субтитров, быстро тараторит.

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 лет назад +38

      Cyka Blyat...hmmm..thats all the Russian I know XD

    • @Olena-vv6ef
      @Olena-vv6ef 8 лет назад +14

      +Hee Tzing Wen That's enough)Here's the 3rd one - Ebat

    • @vladimiruskiy722
      @vladimiruskiy722 8 лет назад +5

      я знаю руский

    • @timai3459
      @timai3459 8 лет назад +7

      +Hee Tzing Wen And 4th - Nahui

    • @illegalcommenter4300
      @illegalcommenter4300 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah, very serious dudes. Unless someone falls on their ass, they can't stop laughing at that. Seen it multiple times, Russians laugh the most when they see someone fall on their ass.

  • @Hussainzidane
    @Hussainzidane 7 лет назад

    Lol fucking truth, I went a boxing class few months the coach exactly had the same attitude, i didn't like it first but man I loved it after few section. They make the best out of you

  • @39zhanna
    @39zhanna 4 года назад +3

    I came from Russia to US many years ago but recently got married to Russian guy who I brought from Russia. His Russian accent is so strong and I actually see that people are scared when they meet him, bad reputation I guess in USA.

    • @alex.galkin
      @alex.galkin 4 года назад +2

      Жанна, медиа и Голливуд напридумывали столько страшилок о России и русских, что сами начали в них верить.

    • @39zhanna
      @39zhanna 4 года назад +1

      @@alex.galkin это точно

    • @Travy420
      @Travy420 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@39zhanna Russian accent sounds like u could beat up someone with just ur voice lol

  • @RussiaRuslan
    @RussiaRuslan 8 лет назад +21

    why do you think us evil? Yes, we Northern people, like the Norwegians, for example. Yes, I weigh under 100 pounds and is not fat. But I'm good. Guys, I am kind and don't want to harm anyone!!!..The land we have more than all, we only have 140 000 000. Why do we need more??? Let's fly to Mars, why fear each other?

    • @vinayakpalla
      @vinayakpalla 8 лет назад +5

      hi buddy who did more harm to the planet , definitely not the Russians...just chill ,

    • @RussiaRuslan
      @RussiaRuslan 8 лет назад +2

      vinayak palla, Yes a lot of people. There are no bad Nations there are bad people. Really enlightened Europe does not understand this?) Or do not understand the European journalists?

    • @buggyworm2396
      @buggyworm2396 8 лет назад +5

      Man just chill India is with you ;)

    • @adem5717
      @adem5717 8 лет назад +1

      +Buggy Worm that's what's worrying

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 8 лет назад

      ***** Usually when someone has a friendly comment, I respond to them in likewise a friendly manner. And, there are times when I will try to figure out why someone is not as friendly. But, heck, when someone posts something friendly, just go with it. Just a bit of advice for you, it couldn't hurt...

  • @Disgirlfrompanamamixgirl
    @Disgirlfrompanamamixgirl 8 лет назад +11

    what i like about russia is the men i could melt for and the scientists are more honest and dont hide anything .. now i am going to watch a russian movie to learn more about them and yes defenitley americans are to nice and push overs and if they fight they fight without reasoning...

    • @notmean
      @notmean 8 лет назад

      +Caroline Lackey (Zena Warrior princess) nobody cares caroline

    • @j.beksultan
      @j.beksultan 8 лет назад +4

      +Caroline Lackey (Zena Warrior princess) If you want to learn Russian we could help each other, I could help you with Speaking, Alphabet, Reading and writing and you could help me with my English. We can hold our lessons on skype, Answer me if you interested.

    • @j.beksultan
      @j.beksultan 8 лет назад +1

      Satanic Monk Im interested, send me your Facebook page link

  • @23alexhero
    @23alexhero 8 лет назад +1

    you are funny !!! never heard you before this date but i'll share it a lot.

  • @sahilyadav2883
    @sahilyadav2883 4 года назад +3

    "Who kills someone with radioactive material?"
    US: [laughs in America]