lol ya that was amazing! he says... shut up! dont say anything! dont say anything! ya donkey cow! (slang for 'ya stupid idiot!') dont say anything! your dads a dog! (common slang i dont know what an equivalent is in english cuss words.. maybe 'you bitch') dont say anything!
@@roozbehfarhadi9993 Oh yes you guys Replace F with P, we forgot. We South Asians grew up saying Farsi. No disrespect because to us Parsi/Farsi is one of the most sophisticated language.
Maz, you of all people should know that Iranians shouldn't be walking on Persian rugs with shoes. If I did that as a child, I would be kotak'd into next week :D
Here in Italy superstitious men grab their crotch as it's believed to keep away bad luck/the evil eye( a bit like the english "knocking on wood"). I'm not sure if he's referring to that. Yes he is speaking farsi "with an Italian accent". Well actually Italian accents are quite diverse( imagine London's accent compared to that of Birmingham or Liverpool), but to non-Italians who don't understand our language we mostly sound the way Maz is speaking(for people that don't understand Italian nor Farsi it may seem like this person is speaking Italian because they associate the sounds to the Italian language and don't pay attention to the actual words he is saying...if this makes any sense). Sorry if this was confusing!
I thought this guy was meant to be funny, nothing I've never seen before. Actually probably worse than the generic mediocre bullshit we see unfold with aspiring prodigies. I would imagine since hes literally a comedian he'd be able to compile good shit over the years, I'd say I could beat this guy at an improv. Good fucking hazrat abbas Iran, we've already fucked up in every aspect possible and now you're telling me the best guy we got is this bag of primitive eggshells. How many times are you gonna rephrase a joke until you realise its been soaked up. The reason they didn't laugh so hard on 'rephrase-ment' 2 was because it simply wasn't a sensational joke. Sorry was I too hard on you. I'm only writing this cuz I thought you might read it. Now, does that me vain or a social media ladder climber? Either way try hear me out here, you guys are all we got to show the world how funny iranians can be. Please I already have to go through so much pain cuz my friends have recently discovered burnt rice (tadig) is considered a delicacy. I dont ask for much, just gimme a chance to have some dignity amoung friends. I would understand if you don't respond to this hateful(?) Comment. Maybe cuz of some zero tolerance rule you've made yourself adopt to ensure your self esteem doesn't drop. If you're even smirking now, I win. Unlikely, I know
Omg I never thought I wanted to hear Farsi with Italian accent so bad until now! Maz you rock! Also one reason that Persians email you after every show(I'm only assuming) is that I have noticed how for instance I am completely OK with vulgar language in English, I'd like to even use it and I am cool with it, but when someone uses it in Farsi (other than in the groups i'm OK with), it makes me really uncomfortable. I think even though most of Persians use vulgar lang. or even talk about certain stuff these days, when it's in public or in a less informal situation it makes people uncomfortable. Either way I love your shows and I think you are just too underrated Maz. But you'll get where you deserve soon. I'm sure.
Maaaaz... I am italian but your Iranian mix with Italian accent killed with hard laugh You made my day Still laughing on my own Do not change please You are a genius
You should verify your channel maz. That will give you a lot of class and make you the most famous and favorite person in the world for everyone like you should be. Your certainly my most fav comedian, not sayin it cuz im partly iranian like you, well mostly tbh, but also because i can relate to all of your standups and so it makes me truly laugh and my day will be that much better. With love, Sina.
I lost it at “Farsi in an Italian accent” cause all the words I know in Farsi are exceptionally vulgar and now I’m gonna go around my house saying them like Mario from the video games and pee myself laughing.
OG-GAMERS Burka and Hijab are not the same, when I see a lady with Hijab that's okay for me personally, just a Muslim lady, but when I see some one I don't know a man or woman or even human with Burka I'm starting to freaking out.
DAAAMMMNNN, Maz you're amazing!!! I hope you'll come to Germany soon. If you do, please come to Frankfurt :))) I would love to see you live on stage, dash'!
Hey Maz, I’ve been a huge fan for years, and just now found out that you went to Redwood, and lived in the same area as me when you were my age! It’s so cool to think about. At Redwood there are sometimes guest speakers, and it’s astonishing to me that the school hasn’t asked you yet. Anyways, love your content, and finding this out makes me enjoy your comedy even more. Thanks so much for the laughs, -Kamron
I hate you so much that this is relatable. A few of the other Persians in my home town own pizza shops and a few towns over is some “Mediterranean” restaurants with ghormeh sabzi on the menu 😂
I enjoyed your video & I just subscribed👌😂 Seriously the life with full of issues, some less some more , we all need to get out of our comfort zone & change the gear. Thank you. MAZ JOBRANI😂😂😂👌👌👌💕💕💕
For any non-persian speakers who are wondering what he said with Italian accent. Khafe sho: Shut up. Hichi nagoo: don't talk to me. Khar e Gaav: You are an ass and a cow.😊
میشه بامزه بود ولی به مردم خودمونم توهین نکرد:/ هیچوقت با کمدی های مسخره ش نخندیدم!! I'm proud of my country and never hide my nationality🇮🇷❤ and im sure most of my people are like me!
@@XP_175 I'm Iranian Arab, there is 2-4 million Arab Iranians (yes we are Arabs not just "Arab speakers"/Arab zaban) in Iran alone. Many Arabized Persians live in gulf countries too. Maz and many Iranian Ian's are popular in the Gulf, what the Arabs including myself hate is the Iranian regime, well, most Iranians hate it anyways. Never confuse politics with the common people, Saudis are a lovely people.
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I'm half Iranian and half Italian. This is my LIFEEEEEEEEEE
Oh yes, Natalia is definitely Italian name.
@Daniel Shalviri
Spasiva😉
You look siyah
@@nadershah4845
😂😂 دهنت
Should we call you Iralian or Itanian? Maybe Natalian! :D
my mom is from persia and my dad is from italy an im from Austria well...
Flaminia Guzzone how is ur accent? American?
well how u find each other, kidding
And your ethnicity is confused. Lol
ma'm ! all i'm gonna do is push the like button coz i'm speechless !!!!
Gg what a mixture ❤😂
I'm a fan of Persian spoken in an Italian accent
Siriusly Same but didn't understand anything though 😹😅
lol ya that was amazing! he says...
shut up!
dont say anything!
dont say anything!
ya donkey cow! (slang for 'ya stupid idiot!')
dont say anything!
your dads a dog! (common slang i dont know what an equivalent is in english cuss words.. maybe 'you bitch')
dont say anything!
@@kruptworld 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Farsi in Italian accent - that was brilliant LOOOOL.You're awesome. Love from Pakistan!
It’s Parsi. You’re welcome 😉
It's called Farsi in India and Pakistan. It's was language of elites and scholars in older times.
You mean to say Bomb from pakistan. Right? You mixed up love with bomb.
🙄😅😉
@@dhruvpatel6735 funny
@@roozbehfarhadi9993 Oh yes you guys Replace F with P, we forgot.
We South Asians grew up saying Farsi. No disrespect because to us Parsi/Farsi is one of the most sophisticated language.
MAAZ! I’m half Iranian half Indian! I just discovered you and I am cracking up cause every one of your jokes is true 😂😂😂
half half through parentage, but what are you really? Indian or Iranian? Culturally I mean.
Maz, you of all people should know that Iranians shouldn't be walking on Persian rugs with shoes. If I did that as a child, I would be kotak'd into next week :D
TheSheiban Me too, I was thinking that he should’ve taken off his shoes
TheSheiban I
what does kotak'd mean? :) like spanked?
Jenni Raisovna yeah, exactly:))
Because rugs are made with hands and a lot of attention, I can easily say they are made with the light of the eyes.
as a Persian you should know that we aren’t allowed to walk on Persian rugs with our shoes on, we’d be beat up by our parents every day if we did😂
Like Moroccan
Hagh bmola kheili roo mokham bood😂😂😂
Beaten up? Wow! I mean the most, be told not to.
We just don’t ever dare to even think about crossing that line.
I see that Iranians are strict too with their children as like as iraqis.. specially about carpets and gussets room 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm Italian and I died from laughter at this😂😂
R.I.P
Hahahahahahah
Chiara I don't understand the crotch-grabbing part. He's speaking farsi with Italian accent right? What does it mean?
Here in Italy superstitious men grab their crotch as it's believed to keep away bad luck/the evil eye( a bit like the english "knocking on wood"). I'm not sure if he's referring to that.
Yes he is speaking farsi "with an Italian accent". Well actually Italian accents are quite diverse( imagine London's accent compared to that of Birmingham or Liverpool), but to non-Italians who don't understand our language we mostly sound the way Maz is speaking(for people that don't understand Italian nor Farsi it may seem like this person is speaking Italian because they associate the sounds to the Italian language and don't pay attention to the actual words he is saying...if this makes any sense). Sorry if this was confusing!
I didn't know that. Thank you for your explanation.
i'm not american, italian, iranian or indian but i laughed at this.
Wow, was that hard?
😂😂
My dads name is majid but goes by tony lmaooooooooooo
Congrats!! That was HILARIOUS! The Persian guy with the Italian accent was definitely “unique” 😂🤣
You are one of a kind maz .. u deserve so much more attention
thanks buddy!
Ema Star agreed!
I thought this guy was meant to be funny, nothing I've never seen before. Actually probably worse than the generic mediocre bullshit we see unfold with aspiring prodigies. I would imagine since hes literally a comedian he'd be able to compile good shit over the years, I'd say I could beat this guy at an improv. Good fucking hazrat abbas Iran, we've already fucked up in every aspect possible and now you're telling me the best guy we got is this bag of primitive eggshells. How many times are you gonna rephrase a joke until you realise its been soaked up. The reason they didn't laugh so hard on 'rephrase-ment' 2 was because it simply wasn't a sensational joke. Sorry was I too hard on you. I'm only writing this cuz I thought you might read it. Now, does that me vain or a social media ladder climber? Either way try hear me out here, you guys are all we got to show the world how funny iranians can be. Please I already have to go through so much pain cuz my friends have recently discovered burnt rice (tadig) is considered a delicacy.
I dont ask for much, just gimme a chance to have some dignity amoung friends.
I would understand if you don't respond to this hateful(?) Comment.
Maybe cuz of some zero tolerance rule you've made yourself adopt to ensure your self esteem doesn't drop.
If you're even smirking now, I win. Unlikely, I know
That Farsi with Italian accent part was brutally funny! :))))
Italian accent is definitely not funny. It’s actually very cute . The Indian and Persian accents are the funniest
I'm Sicilian and caught out many Persians pretending to be italian.....👌😂
Mariella Ingrasci Sicilians are basically middle easterners at least to north Italians
this is what you like to think
I thought only Syrians do that
I could pass for Italian! In fact, Romans were in the Near East many centuries ago.
Are you saying they actually say they are Italians ?!
I'm Bangladeshi and I have partial persian ancestry from my mother's side and I laughed hard at this lol. Maz is the best
He should be more famous!! We love you maz!
Longer videos please, Maz! Love from the UK!
You are awesome Maz, one of a kind. Hope to see you someday.
Love from India
Much love back
Great job Maz... You're carrying the team all alone mate! we owe you big time!
3:01 the woman in the crowd goes like," خودشم ریسه رفت" . That was hilarious
arshawiir 😂😂
what does it mean?
he himself laughed
How'd you hear that man? Dahanetooo :)))
Dude, your ears are better than rabbit's ears 🤣
Maz, you are amazing! Much love from Kuwait 💗
Nothing but love back
My goodness, that Farsi with Italian accent was amazing lmao... it cracked me since I'm a native Persian speaker.
Shahrokhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhhhhhhhh😂😂😂lmao
Omg I never thought I wanted to hear Farsi with Italian accent so bad until now! Maz you rock!
Also one reason that Persians email you after every show(I'm only assuming) is that I have noticed how for instance I am completely OK with vulgar language in English, I'd like to even use it and I am cool with it, but when someone uses it in Farsi (other than in the groups i'm OK with), it makes me really uncomfortable. I think even though most of Persians use vulgar lang. or even talk about certain stuff these days, when it's in public or in a less informal situation it makes people uncomfortable.
Either way I love your shows and I think you are just too underrated Maz. But you'll get where you deserve soon. I'm sure.
Maaaaz... I am italian but your Iranian mix with Italian accent killed with hard laugh
You made my day
Still laughing on my own
Do not change please
You are a genius
ma Italian vero o 'EYE-talian American'?
No one noticed the Persian carpet?
Maz this indian totally loves you...!!!
You should verify your channel maz. That will give you a lot of class and make you the most famous and favorite person in the world for everyone like you should be. Your certainly my most fav comedian, not sayin it cuz im partly iranian like you, well mostly tbh, but also because i can relate to all of your standups and so it makes me truly laugh and my day will be that much better. With love, Sina.
so good, love from Italy
So there is "KH" in Italian BenKHaji? right? :))
Iraqi immigrants ;)
I speak Italian. And I died laughing at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love from Iran
Deadly laughing
You are amazing maz...
The first time I saw this guy! Hilarious refreshing and great! Congrats!
Oh that Farsi with Italian accent took some work! Hilarious!
Indians and Iranians are good friends. Many parsi have contributed significantly to the Indian economy
That was one of best .MOZ Thank u.
Thank you buddy!
I lost it at “Farsi in an Italian accent” cause all the words I know in Farsi are exceptionally vulgar and now I’m gonna go around my house saying them like Mario from the video games and pee myself laughing.
Farsi with an italian accent😂😂😂. l love you maz😄😄😄
Remind me again why is he not famous
OG-GAMERS Burka and Hijab are not the same, when I see a lady with Hijab that's okay for me personally, just a Muslim lady, but when I see some one I don't know a man or woman or even human with Burka I'm starting to freaking out.
dastforush 😂😂😂 u r right bro.
even i am Muslim i freak out when i see a burka.😓
dastforush tbh I'm a hijabi and I tend to feel awkward around women in burkas
OG-GAMERS facts. C'mon Western stereotypes got to everyone now.
dastforush if you're not familiar to something it doesn't mean others should behave the way you like 😂😂
One my favorite comedians ❤️❤️
Much love buddy
I’m half Irani and Punjabi this is soo relatable 🤣
This one is the best one.
I wish you come to Iran.
In Australia during the Second World War all the Italians used to say, no, no, no we are Greek. LOL
kheili khoobeh
salaam az hind
salam ramit chetori dadash?
Thanks Maz. A big fan from Asia.
I'm crying... 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that ' *khar-e gav* ' had nothing to do with the gesture killed me😂😂
the Italian-Farsi bit is awesome and ingenious. Sorry he had to that tho
Man we want more more more more more more videos...💙
Your videos are always on time when i have a sad day 💗
hahahaha maz that was amazing!!!! please keep involving farsi words in your act I've never seen anyone else does it!
DAAAMMMNNN, Maz you're amazing!!! I hope you'll come to Germany soon. If you do, please come to Frankfurt :))) I would love to see you live on stage, dash'!
Farsi in Italian accent was superb.loved it
I am reading comments in 2021 and just laughing 😂😂😂
*I LOVE YOU !*
Much love back bud!
This was too good 😂
I'm Iranian and that's why my parents named me melody an international name to not get bullied in America 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfo.U gotta love Maz' facial expressions!
Much love ❤
Much love back bud
Hey Maz, I’ve been a huge fan for years, and just now found out that you went to Redwood, and lived in the same area as me when you were my age! It’s so cool to think about. At Redwood there are sometimes guest speakers, and it’s astonishing to me that the school hasn’t asked you yet. Anyways, love your content, and finding this out makes me enjoy your comedy even more. Thanks so much for the laughs,
-Kamron
😂 that Persian with Italian accent tho
Maz Jobrani always make mu days !!!
I love how he’s walking on an Iranian carpet
It's coincidental that I came across your videos today when it's the Parsi New Year haha.
Love from India 🇮🇳
Brown and friendly.. just reading that made me laugh!!!
No words Maz, just 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I make sure to start my day watching your videos
plse morrrre...love the clapping joke. Im hurting with laughter...too good
You do it great Maz keep going on loce from Iran❤
love you Maz.
Love you too buddy
u r amazing,thx,there is no word to explain your work.
I hate you so much that this is relatable. A few of the other Persians in my home town own pizza shops and a few towns over is some “Mediterranean” restaurants with ghormeh sabzi on the menu 😂
Such a great comedian!!
This was REALLY hilarious!!!!!!!!
Tonyyyyy! Tooonnnyyyyy hehehehe
My wife has the same accent heh ^^ she is persian from Shiraz
Love from Saudi ❤️❤️
One of his best bits ever!!!
You are really great!!! 👍🏼✌️ This is so recognizable!! Wahahahah
I enjoyed your video & I just subscribed👌😂
Seriously the life with full of issues, some less some more , we all need to get out of our comfort zone & change the gear. Thank you.
MAZ JOBRANI😂😂😂👌👌👌💕💕💕
As a kurd i understand hechi nagoo. She said nothing? Right? Or she didn’t mind?
TheAya "hichi naagooo": say nothing (shut up), "tony" is telling maz.
"Khare gav": donkey cow (stupid jackass).
TheAya "pedar sag": dad dog -> your dad is a dog! (We have fun insults)
say nothing
For any non-persian speakers who are wondering what he said with Italian accent. Khafe sho: Shut up. Hichi nagoo: don't talk to me. Khar e Gaav: You are an ass and a cow.😊
You are very entertaining Maz. 😃
The way you deliver lines, high and midtones, choice of words, are all reminiscent of Seinfeld.
You are amazing Maz ✌🏻💐✔
خیلی خوبی ، پاینده باشی 🧡
میشه بامزه بود ولی به مردم خودمونم توهین نکرد:/
هیچوقت با کمدی های مسخره ش نخندیدم!!
I'm proud of my country and never hide my nationality🇮🇷❤ and im sure most of my people are like me!
Oh, man... Never heard of Maz Jobrani before but when I heard his son's name at 1:07 I LOL'd so hard and had to upvote.
never get tired of watching you ....
Hahahahaha great as always!!!👌🏻💪🏼😂😂
i love u from saudi arabia ❤
Much love back
Wow first Arabic person that loves iranians😮❤
@@XP_175 surely Not first
@@alimoradi8454 yeah true but the thing is that they usually don't say it. And we don't know how the majority of them think about us😅
@@XP_175
I'm Iranian Arab, there is 2-4 million Arab Iranians (yes we are Arabs not just "Arab speakers"/Arab zaban) in Iran alone. Many Arabized Persians live in gulf countries too. Maz and many Iranian Ian's are popular in the Gulf, what the Arabs including myself hate is the Iranian regime, well, most Iranians hate it anyways. Never confuse politics with the common people, Saudis are a lovely people.
Love your humor... thank you for making me laugh.
Maz, you are one hella funny 😂 guy. Don't stop being awesome 👏🏾
it is what it is man,all of us we have to pretending to be another person.
love u sweetheart,, u r too good💟 well done keep it up
💚 love from Pakistan!
Aliza Gul
I like the end when you said that you will track the non subscriber down if he didn't subscrib that so funny hahahaha
You make me laugh every time 😁👍
Barodare man shoma awesome hastiiiiiiiiiiii......... lol I laughed my ass off..
"khafeee sho hichi nagooo hichi naaagooo" I died :))))
One of my friends grandparents went nutz when they saw maz walking over the rug with shoes XD
Loo i just had to subscribe hahaha i love this
you're the best maj
"You're really funny ... really funny"
--- Henry Hill