This was, in my humble opinion, a class A+++++ comedy. No obscenity, no insult or humiliation of another person, many complex and thought provoking twists and turns of the mind, and most successful elevation of the heart and elicitation of belly laughs all around. Thanks Omid for a most intelligent comedy delivery.
I cant express how funny and intelligent this guy is i would put him in top 5 (for me hes my favourite) all time not one time have i watched him and not cried not only that i could watch it again straight after amd laugh even harder 😂 love you Omid glad your back
"I have made my decision!" Oh, God I loved that part. What makes it so funny is that is so absolutely true about the UK mind-set. And we can all thank God for that idiosyncrasy among the Brits. It is that characteristic that inspired Winston Churchill and the great people of Britain to refuse to surrender to Germany at any cost during WW2. "We shall fight on the seas and oceans. We shall defend our honor, whatever the cost may be. We shall never surrender!" Love from Canada.
that's realy interesting i've seen a lot of iranian comedians in us and uk and read the comments about them and most said they love them and it's weird why they're not famous enough maybe just because they're iranian
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I think it's based off an old joke, something like "My grandad was telling me about these new memory pills he takes. He told me "They're really good, i can't remember what they're called. What's the name of that flower? With red petals?" "A gyranium?" "nono, the other one, with the horns" "A Rose?" "that's it..a rose...ROSE??? WHAT ARE MY MEMORY PILLS CALLED?"
I immediately thought how that joke could translate into Czech...and I'd use řůže/Růža (rose/Rose - that's the only plant-based name that works in Czech. Not Ivy, Petunia...not even Margaret.)
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden. We scoured 27 countries looking for Bin Laden. We spent £2 Billion Pounds looking for Bin Laden, Where did we find him?? IN HIS HOUSE
Haha lol yeah should've guessed that....he ain't a Pakistani but we shoulda guessed that Haha... he was trained by the us but we shoulda guessed that hahahaha
shahmir zaman dude, he was literally next to the US military base in Pakistan, (like a mile away) and next to the Peshwar military training academy (like Pakistan’s west point). Also the Pakistani military created the Taliban which, though not the Al-Queda (which Osama was the leader of), was still a major ally. Moreover Pakistan consistedly funded the Taliban who were often contained to have funded the Al Queda. Not to mention that the US armed the Mujahadeen, who then splintered into the Al Queda, who then splintered creating a civil war that Najibullah lost. Moreover, the Afghans were fighting communists and asked for help in defending against the Soviet advanced. If the US had not provided support, the nation would have been blamed for its inaction in allowing for the rise of a different type of totalitarian regime. Lastly, in terms of why it was obvious he was in Pakistan and in that location was that his house was always guarded with armed men, it was the largest house not just in the town but also in the entire peshawar region, and it was often reported for its incredibly suspicious activity.
@W SMYTHE BATES asshole, you have been in Afghanistan for 30 years, still couldn't win the war. USA govt is has caused so much suffering in so many countries
I once served him in a bank that I worked in. Absolute gentleman, he was so chuffed that I recognised him and did'nt ask for ID when he cashed a cheque.
To be a distinguished comedian is one thing, to perform like that in less than 7 minutes coming up with something which could be watched over and over again making you laugh each time, is another thing!
He couldve been big if he had more jokes but as I've watched almost everything he has online it was all same jokes repeated over and over again nonetheless great jokes and I like him alot but it's like Arie Spears, same damn jokes every set since his youth.
I think I watched this 20 times and i still rolling on the ground laughing . Well done great performance , lovely character, clean and meaningful jokes
Truly fascinating Mr. Djalili, humor is a universal language... it allows me to see the lighter and brighter part of Iran when all the rest of the world says otherwise! Let us celebrate humanity!
From nothing to being personally selected by British royalty, yet he remains humble and has never sold out. Rare breed. Bravo Sir. As highly as you're rated, you're still underrated.
This was, in my humble opinion, a class A+++++ comedy. No obscenity, no insult or humiliation of another person, many complex and thought provoking twists and turns of the mind, and most successful elevation of the heart and elicitation of belly laughs all around. Thanks Omid for a most intelligent comedy delivery.
except for the Kardashians
Wasn't that funny. Maybe keep opinions to yourself.
@@denzy5773 my nigga
@@denzy5773 That's because you are ghetto
Precisely correct!
I live in Australia and we just don't get enough of this man. Brilliant!!
Lol he was firing on all cylinders here ! Well done 👍 omid
“I haven’t got time for your applause” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why what did I do ?
Well, am afraid you have to bear with me for I MADE MY DECISION!!!
he is really a world class comedian.
Seriouslu love this man, a real comedian. From Saudi
I love when he said "Oh well I'll eat the snickers bar despite the fact that I have a fatal nut allergy, but I've made my decision" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🇬🇧 😂 😂 😂
that was shit
Philip Croft how was that shit that was hilarious
It's VERY good to see Omid again.
Bro roasted Charles with such a curve ball of a punchline that he got red from laughter. Priceless comedy!
I cant express how funny and intelligent this guy is i would put him in top 5 (for me hes my favourite) all time not one time have i watched him and not cried not only that i could watch it again straight after amd laugh even harder 😂 love you Omid glad your back
CUTT ITTTTT!
Omid Djalili, We Hope Ya made it to 2022. Houston. Brilliant Comedy.
That was fantastic sketch and masterfully delivered!
he is a man to makes people happy and laugh , thanks omid
Long live the new king!
Omid is my favourite.. just love his comedy ... great 👍
OMID.....V HAVE A LOT OF OMID FROM THIS SHOW AND V HAVE A LOT OF OMID FROM YOU THAT YOU WILL BRING 1000 MORE HOURS OF COMEDY LIKE THIS.
"I have made my decision!" Oh, God I loved that part. What makes it so funny is that is so absolutely true about the UK mind-set. And we can all thank God for that idiosyncrasy among the Brits. It is that characteristic that inspired Winston Churchill and the great people of Britain to refuse to surrender to Germany at any cost during WW2. "We shall fight on the seas and oceans. We shall defend our honor, whatever the cost may be. We shall never surrender!" Love from Canada.
My God... the royal family is there. Most intrigued.
this man is made of gold.
America loves you, Omid! (at least the ones I know)
2 mins in and i'm crying with laughter and my sides are hurting 😂😂🤣🤣
A class act...
I love you,you are the one.
Trump would be like, "I KNOW MORE ABOUT COOKING THAN ANYBODYELSE"
Fantastic show!
Yusuf amir is Here
Very funny man. That joke about “American experience dinner” joke cracked me up. Very funny man.
Great...nice with some new material from Omid Djalili.
there used to be a pool table in here
lol
I really liked swing the prince of whales in his laughter made me like him even more. Just shows he is not a racist like some people say. Great show
Great comedian….😂
A legend
After long time..... Great to watch "Tabrik migam"
love him....he is one of the best
Prince Charles is a good sport. Good on
Him
A real comedian - no smut and he still gets the laughs! but of course that is real talent.
i just discover dis guy. compliments he is very very good!!! 🤗🤣🤣
Class and sass....a perfect combination!
I'm Iranians ❤
that's realy interesting i've seen a lot of iranian comedians in us and uk and read the comments about them and most said they love them and it's weird why they're not famous enough maybe just because they're iranian
Hilariously good
Really great jokes!
Loved the UK + Iranian = Ukrainian
Stamps the passport and says Welcome to the United States
Great set!
عشق منی امید😎
Making noises... That made my day.
he was just so funny here ..I watched more than once
Ivy - bang goes my stitches … again .
Hey, how are things with you today
@@pauljansen8161 I’m good thank you .
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@@pauljansen8161 I’m in England and medically retired some 34 years .
@@doozerakapuckfutin I’m a professional Forex trader and I manage account to formidable profits
HILARIOUS!
The best comedian ever
Wasnt going to watch this because I support brexit but omid is still funny I've made my decision 😂
Tbogt yuisf amir
World class stuff.
This guy should be in GTA 4 just like Ricky Gervais and Katt Williams
Brilliant! 👍
This guy is soooo fucking underated!!!
Absolutely hilarious!!!
Brilliant! 👍spot on!
The Ivy joke was the best one, ngl didn't see that coming
Did you just say 'nogal' on RUclips? 😂
@@zaheercupido3895 its an abbreviation for not going to lie, you must be new to the internet.
really funny.
Such a funny bloke, keep on going my Christian brother
Yusuf Amir
4:30
That "Ivy" joke was priceless :-D
That was a great joke. I love this guys material.
Lol that was gold
I think it's based off an old joke, something like "My grandad was telling me about these new memory pills he takes. He told me "They're really good, i can't remember what they're called. What's the name of that flower? With red petals?" "A gyranium?" "nono, the other one, with the horns" "A Rose?" "that's it..a rose...ROSE??? WHAT ARE MY MEMORY PILLS CALLED?"
I immediately thought how that joke could translate into Czech...and I'd use řůže/Růža (rose/Rose - that's the only plant-based name that works in Czech. Not Ivy, Petunia...not even Margaret.)
😅😅😅 That's a good one
@@joshuaclark4660
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden. We scoured 27 countries looking for Bin Laden. We spent £2 Billion Pounds looking for Bin Laden, Where did we find him??
IN HIS HOUSE
In Pakistan..we should have guessed that..
Haha lol yeah should've guessed that....he ain't a Pakistani but we shoulda guessed that Haha... he was trained by the us but we shoulda guessed that hahahaha
shahmir zaman dude, he was literally next to the US military base in Pakistan, (like a mile away) and next to the Peshwar military training academy (like Pakistan’s west point). Also the Pakistani military created the Taliban which, though not the Al-Queda (which Osama was the leader of), was still a major ally. Moreover Pakistan consistedly funded the Taliban who were often contained to have funded the Al Queda. Not to mention that the US armed the Mujahadeen, who then splintered into the Al Queda, who then splintered creating a civil war that Najibullah lost. Moreover, the Afghans were fighting communists and asked for help in defending against the Soviet advanced. If the US had not provided support, the nation would have been blamed for its inaction in allowing for the rise of a different type of totalitarian regime. Lastly, in terms of why it was obvious he was in Pakistan and in that location was that his house was always guarded with armed men, it was the largest house not just in the town but also in the entire peshawar region, and it was often reported for its incredibly suspicious activity.
Between the moment they made their decision to capture him and the moment they found him, not enough arsenal had been made and sold...
@W SMYTHE BATES asshole, you have been in Afghanistan for 30 years, still couldn't win the war. USA govt is has caused so much suffering in so many countries
I'm ethnically Iranian, but I was born and raised in the UK.
So, technically that makes me Ukrainian!
PYM JBZ That got a belly laugh from me! 😂😂😂
That is an old joke.. not funny anymore..
It's spelled UKranian! A minor difference that can be missed.
😂😂
Scrolled down the comment section be watchin the video . Now the fun is gone
😕
I once served him in a bank that I worked in. Absolute gentleman, he was so chuffed that I recognised him and did'nt ask for ID when he cashed a cheque.
A friend of mine is asking
haw much in 'is acunt?
Fyi we are NOT nigerians eee
@@SOMALILANDXPRESS brilliant, you nailed it.
good job, you made your decision
You should have asked for his ID. After he asks why, you should have said, "I MADE MY DECISION"
Peter Tunks: Oh Oh... you handed over Omid's money to a brilliant impressionist.
Very clean, very professional, very topical, perfectly tailored for the audience. Omid still got it.
Pretty sharp.
Cound not be more agreed
you technically stupid
In short, definitely not American comedy
Also......
Very average
Intelligent humor without any profanities. Brilliant, mate!
Lol no profanities with the Royals.
I wish he'd do more comedy without profanity.
Max, look at his audience.
What's the fucking problem with profanities?
There should be some kind of standard for comedy without profanities
Omid Djalili, the great Ukrainian comic! :)
@@SohailAhmedKT It's literally a joke Omid makes in the first few minutes of this video. Eveyrone knows he's Iranian.
@Check YO Self thank you for ur enlightened comments
Except he isn't Ukrainian
he is an iranian ....my country @@motnosniv
@@siyavashking289 l thought he was born in UK.
I think i'm watching this for the tenth time and i still find it hilarious.
we got the same surname. :) Don't know if related or not.
Could it possibly be because you've made your decision ?
I made my decision to wait over a year to make this statement.
Same here, its hilarious everytime you watch it.
Same
Me also
Wasn’t going to watch this but.............. I MADE MY DECISION
shazlfc ronaldo read this before he got to that bit, and I was like wtf!?!?
Kate Steventon lmao u was probs thinking what’s he on about 🤣🤣🤣
You did it wrong. They followed through with their decision 😵
Yes you made a good one
shazlfc ronaldo Hahahaha
Omid at his finest. Murdered it in front of Prince Charles and the London audience. Fantastic set.
Very solid set - no weak jokes at all👏👏😁
Jermaine Long except for the first 5 minutes
The one about making noises when you’re older is a Billy Connolly classic.
"THAT is the Prince of Wales." Ha ha, love it!! Classssy!
Who are the people who gave thumbs down for this tight, spotless act??
Kardashians?
THEY HAVE MADE THEIR DECISION
Downers. It's the usual 2-5% of morons in any crowd. They can't help it, have some empathy. Men in white coats are on the way.
Soul S. Aha they made there decision
@@Mrbobinge then keep politics OUT, he should have known better, the idiot.
😂
The best, no swearing, non offensive, you can watch with the family, even HRH is laughing, this is real comedy
One of the best routines ever , Omid you nailed it man! Respect from Ireland 🇮🇪
This is perfect. No profanity, pure and intelligent comedy.
Brilliant.. Polished and clean and delivered fantastically
Mr Chatterjee are you in India?
achatterjee14 he’s not Polish
@@guneetaga994 yup
you technically stupid
Got a genuine laugh out of Prince Charles at his expense. Omid's a master.
To be a distinguished comedian is one thing, to perform like that in less than 7 minutes coming up with something which could be watched over and over again making you laugh each time, is another thing!
Really unbelievable to fit that many jokes!!
Seen him live 2 years ago, nearly popped a testicle laughing so much!!
Popped a testicle? Should I ask 'whose?'
His humour is so intelligent and refined a talented comic he should have been much bigger
He's not dead yet
He couldve been big if he had more jokes but as I've watched almost everything he has online it was all same jokes repeated over and over again nonetheless great jokes and I like him alot but it's like Arie Spears, same damn jokes every set since his youth.
I think he has lost weight!
@@mugen1423 he's pretty big. If anything he should get a little smaller .
Of course it is. It's British
The best piece of comedy i've watched in some time!
When I saw his last Prince-Charles birthday performance I thought he couldn't get any funnier, I was wrong!
When he told him to get a life, i choked on my food and coughed for minutes. I couldn't stop laughing
K ää :ää ⁿ mä k no no l mk mp nkii on
No no no
Excellent Omid. Jokes were spot on, well delivered and my favourite was ' talking to the flowers bit', Charles was really laughing.
The flowers were talking to him? Send this man to the nut house! No , not the funny farm - he doesn't need that.
@@tenhirankei Heh. =:o}
Wow Charles would have love him
Spot on jokes and solid performance. Greetings from Iraq.
Iran...not iraq....persia
@@bitterolive4299 he's saying hi on the behalf of the Iraqi's people sherlock🤦♂️
I think I watched this 20 times and i still rolling on the ground laughing . Well done great performance , lovely character, clean and meaningful jokes
It had to be clean in front of a Royal. His normal act isn’t quite so clean
Truly fascinating Mr. Djalili, humor is a universal language... it allows me to see the lighter and brighter part of Iran when all the rest of the world says otherwise! Let us celebrate humanity!
Love him! 😂😃 Fun fact about him: he was fired from on of the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies for mucking about with his prop sword. 😁
LMAO! That stupid to fire him for that.
@@arsenalmanic Yeh heard johnny Depp wanted him back but he didn't wanna come back
@@soheilmashali922 lol
Can't forget the first mummy movie lol
Omid killed it here. I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.
Wasn’t He in the 1999 Mummy?
Yes he was
apparently he had a very good time!
Also in Gladiator.
Yup, he played many films!
now i know when you mentioned it...
Absolutely the best....clean and very funny
I swear the Kardasian joke was so relatable... I felt like that every time I used to watch it couple years ago.
Great show... amazing jokes... Hats off! Doing Iranians proud...
I always had a perception that iranians are a people of humour in general..
He's actually Ukrainian 😰
Loved his performance/character in *"The Mummy"* . I didn't know he was also a stand up comedian, holy shit. He is fantastic!
Funniest UKrainian I've ever seen!
@emigrate I live in Africa and I work in the woods.
He is not Ukrainian. He is originally iranian but was born and raised in Uk.
U didn't get the joke.
zhila m
Really I mean really
superyahoobrothers
Yep really
zhila m
Hopeless case 😵
Real Britain takes the piss out of itself.
The entire Iranian community is so proud of you Omid. There isn't any comedian with such a class as you today.
What the fuck dude? You call your family the entire Iranian ?
king J i supoose
چرا کسشر میگی این یارو فقط اسمش ایرانیه بعدشم ایرانیا اصلا این یارو خیکی رو نمیشناسن افتخار ایران مهران مدیریه نه این چاقالو
Don't be pathetic.
UKRAINIAN community should be more proud. Technically. 😑
YUSUF AMIRRRR
From nothing to being personally selected by British royalty, yet he remains humble and has never sold out. Rare breed. Bravo Sir. As highly as you're rated, you're still underrated.