Omid Djalili - There Will Never Be a Female Pope
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2018
- #OmidDjalili on dealing with stereotypes, why women are better than men, and struggling to get an American work visa.
Omid Djalili stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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I never forget Djalili family. On 24th of December 1969 as I arrived in London I stayed at their home for a few days before I went to Brighton. God bless his mother & hope his dad is healthy.
Wooow long time ago
Yeah, but love stays in ones mind. I knew his family in Iran & they helped me......Ooooh
You must be 80 years old now
@@3ZOZ1KSA1BOY be very cautious! I'm 67. So what? I just wrote a memorial from the past. I live somewhere else in Europe much better than England full of poor jobless people with those ancient houses. When I see old commedies like On The Buses, I see nothing has changed since those years, whether in Brighton, Newcastle-upon-Tyne or Weybridge in Surrey where I had an expensive house. I sold all & live now as a German citizen: So du kannst mich mal.....!!
drkimy sorry for hurting your felling but your memory is 50 years old and the fact that someone in your age interact with youtube is very rare it’s unseen mostly so i without thinking to much thought you are 80 years old . Sorry again and i hope you live past 80 years old .
..."My newborn son, James Blunt..." I swear that caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
who is james ?
I did not understand that joke
That was legendary
By far the best delivery out there. Love his comedy.
I see what you did there......
To be fair we had a guy called Mohammed at work, and when he left he was replaced by another guy called Mohammed.
What about Ahmed?
Ragazar OM Allah 😂😂 Mohamed left another Mohamed replaced
When you see Farsi worse than Americans
How bout Hassan?
😂
“Have you ever incited genocide?”
“No but the night is young”
I remember this guy in "The Mummy"
waratthewarfield ok I knew I wasn’t crazy, you sir saved me a google
THANK YOU
"His neck did not break!"
@@23pyromaniac "What else? I'm a very... lonely man..."
"STEP OVA THA THRESHOLD!"
Omid is one of the most underrated actors. Absolutely brilliant. If you don't recognise him, he played the prison warden in the Mummy (Brendan Fraser version). He was also in Black Books when he tricked Manny into being a "photography model". Hehe. This man is a damn talent! I didn't realise he was s comedian to boot!
I love this guy.
Love to Iran from England
He does an amazingly good American accent for sum1 who naturally has a british accent👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I watched him along with my breakfast, and I got in such a good mood that now I am in high spirit to meet the rest of today.
Nooooooooo, you forgot the rule! Don't get high on your product.
And in return you made my day with your comment.😁👌
That is exactly what a person should do, you wake up , watch something funny and it makes you happy for the day!! its what you think about the world
I love this.. ten months later im hoping you're still groovin
same routine here
I feel like I haven't seen him in years. Killed me with the Egyptian football commentary.
Goooon Gooon Wallahi! :D
arika guasnahabair e............he has not seen his feet in years.
Icelandic football commentary is very similar, I guess we Scandinavians are also an excitable people.
Love his comedy
Artika Gunathdotdotdot I’m sorry but that joke was stolen from Moe Amer. Check him out
The Catholic Church should avoid my mother. She’ll find the holy grail and the arc of the covenant. The whole secret archives would be made public.
Wow, I thought that was just an Asian thing. Turns out moms everywhere are excellent detectives.
Your mom would be a great detective or archaeogist. ☺️
An underrated comedian. Love his content
Wow I am Iranian and i am discovering these gems just now...funny guy.احسنت
Omid Djalili 🤣🤣 IS THE BEST
have you seen the gladiator?
@@nikolasmacedonites917 ohh yesss
You should watch his older videos on RUclips. They're hilarious.
احسنت isnt that arabic?
This guy is absolutely sensational. Totally underrated. Just amazin.
I'm saudi arabian and the soccer commentary part was so accurate it's insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was spot on with the soccer commentary, that is exactly what the beIN Sports announcer sounds like 🤣🤣
But the moron on Bein is not Egyptian, he is from Tunis !
True haha
jsquared1013 use
@@jedskulls4295 I think there are more than just Chawali as commentators at beIN sports. but then again he's the most famous-successful one he just makes morons from egypt and the middle east sound boring as fuck. and Tunis is a capital city, not a nation. mr. butthurt egyptian.
One of the under rated comedians of our generations
"no but the night is young"
this guy almost made me spit out my water at work
Mahesa Anabrang Do perks at your work involve watching youtube?
"did you even look?" Is something I ask my husband a lot. Lol
Right!? BTW, Jambo rafiki 😁
Sounds like something my mom said to my dad 20+ years ago, when he was looking for his pickup truck keys. 😂🚚🔑
He pronounced Arabic really well for an Iranian 😘
Arabic is being taught in Schools in Iran. There are also many Arabs living in Iran.
@@mortyh.4076 yeah i'm maroccain live in iran
@@mortyh.4076 He was brought up in U.K , not Iran!
@@mortyh.4076 We are not taught arabic well.It's an elementary education and it's not effective because our education system is shitty in general.
@@mortyh.4076 I never learned Arabic. Barley passed it. Lol
And he was born in U.K.
James blunt! Killed me!
@United Muslims it was sarcasm at its finest! He was listing all Muslim names and followed it with James blunt... We clearly know it's improbable and he's just messing with us!
This is awesome!
Thank you, you delivered well the sketch, you are amazing:))
He doesn't appear on UK television so much now, I'd forgotten how funny he can be.
john pee dix on..........hes funny looking.........
Barbara Hallinan ...... And I suppose you think you're funny by spelling my name the way you did? Well here's the thing .... you're not, funny. In fact you come across as rather immature.
jonn p dix on............omg..another brexit whinger.
Oh DO fuck off, woman. I never mentioned Brexit, you did. Maybe your meds have worn off and you need a top-up, you dozy mare.
+JohnPaul Dixon steady on. She made some silly joke and there you go...
He's so good! I wish the BBC could renew his TV show again.
Daniel Sadjadian I agree! He makes my day brighter.
He's wasted on the BBC
I’m glad omid is back. I missed him.
Although I'm an Iranian but this is the first time I'm seeing his videos, thank RUclips for you recommendation 😅
my goodness 1am and i laugh very hard while my family are sleeping. keep it up omid.
I am dying on the football commentary!!!! Excitable is right! lol
Ahhaha great sense of humour
I'll have to watch more of his
This was fabulous, watching in 2019. Persian comedians are amazing.
The comedian Omid Djalili is always funny.
That soccer and Muhammad - Ahmad part was just so relatable lol 😂😂
Love you boss.
Never heard of this guy, but boy now I'm in love
I meet him once a lovely guy
WHOOPI introduced him to us here in the states and I cant get enough of him, so funny
I am Egyptian and this guy knows exactly what he talking about :D
i miss Oimd
please return to dubai , we love you ❤❤❤❤
They actually ask you the genocide question when applying UK family visas.
Seriously though, why would anyone answer that question with a "yes"?
"Well, at least you're honest." **APPROVED**
AnilAslan In addition to genocide, they also ask you if you’ve ever committed any act of terrorism.
Do they really expect a genocidal dictator to speak the truth?
has anyone ever said yes?
Came to put this on in the background and watched all 5 minutes. Class comedy.
"There it is! ... it's been there the whole time!"
Just massive! Omid is greatness.
The way he read the genocide question had me bloody rolling!
😂 That was hysterical
True story:
Once I bought a second hand fitness band with a phone directory from an Egyptian gentleman. That fellow forgot to reset his watch. When I checked out phone directory, first names that turned up where roughly 35x Ahmed (with helpful definitions such like son of Mohammed, the Taxi driver) and some +60x Mohammed. Honestly, I can‘t quite remember but if I am not mistaken, the seller‘s name was indeed Mohammed.
That Messi Bit is legendary 🤣
When he was talking about the questions for the passport application. I believe him.
I love Omid. He’s fantastic.
When the video stops and your still laughing 🤣 Lol..... Ha ha..
The commentary was sooo spot on!
omfg this was awesome......epic hillarious
Never get high on your own supply 😂. Guys brilliant and such a support to great cause ❤
OMG I love this dude.
The messi commentary part was so true 😂😂
Very good 👍👏👏👏
This was super funny
Smart, charming, funny, I like this guy...
LOL! I like to dedicate that goal to my wife "Mohammad Ahmad." That cracked me up big time.
Pure Art God bless you bro
The ending is brilliant 😂😂😂😂
what a talent this man ... you can never learn ...
Funny guy!
Blunt Ending
His Egyptian commentary is spot on.
hahahaha omg the visa questions just about killed me..........
I LOVE YOU OMIIIIIID
NOW I recognise him. He's that guy from the mummy😂😂😂
and notting hill and pirates of the caribean. He out performed Johnny Depp off the charts
You have really great shows ... I hope you are healthy mr jalili
is this wat i come into this world to learn and listen too.
Thank you 😂👏
I'm Egyptian and that is so true
I didn't expect the James Blunt xD funny guy love the pope thing!
"What do they know, theyre not men"
Dead
Nice video !!!!
DJ Khaled really let himself go
You can tell that same joke looking at real khaled
ANOTHA ONE!!!
Omid Djalili really let himself go.
We da best music!
@@sunkid02 underrated comment 😂👍
Very accurate
He is just solid. Never seen a poor performance from him
very good :)
Loved this guy in gta 4, gta online, and now finding out he's a comedian. I have a lot of catching up to do. He's hilarious xD
5:12 Strange! I just watched Mo Amer's stand up on Netflix today and this bit is exactly the same!
I like this show.
Haha he cracks me up
Omid you are the best man
When I applied for my USA visa in 1972, one question was 'Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?' At 17, I put 'No'. However, the visa was issued for 'Indefinitely for Multiple Applications' so by now I could be Putin's deputy, and still get in.
Very proud of you for identifying yourself with Iran even you born in England...you are doing a great job as far as comedy.
I am gonna be honest here. I want expecting much when I clicked the video but he is awesome.
That commentary was spot on....
He really brings out the Yusuf with the Egyptian soccer commentary
he is GREEEEEEAT!
just watched your video on ;Abdu'l-Baha, thanks so much it was great.
His Arabic very good 👍
You're incredible maaan
LOL I love him
We r just a bit excited 😆
He's not shitting 😂😂😂😂😂, I had to go through this shit 😂😂😂😂. The questions are literally that blunt, and stupid 😂😂😂😂
Watch arabic commentary in el classico. The excitement and screaming will not only destroy the roof but will tear a hole in the sky.
He pinned down the Egyptian commentary quite well 😂🤣