"Arab Men" | Russell Peters - Notorious

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @mr35worldmer42
    @mr35worldmer42 8 лет назад +13216

    why is Russell peters audience is always so diverse.?? its insane.. never seen this in other comedians. Its awesome..

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 8 лет назад +840

      That's what make his show very enjoyable. There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh.

    • @TheVandrell
      @TheVandrell 8 лет назад +538

      'There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh'
      Mostly the ones that are open to his type of humor anyway. Those stuck within their own culture or narrow minded usually post butt hurt comments on his videos here on RUclips.

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 8 лет назад +50

      TheVandrell well i said there's always people, not "people always". Clearly, when it comes to sensitive matters not everyone can take it lightly and laugh about it casually, that's totally fine and comprehensible. Aye i dont care what those brats typed on youtube, fuck em', still enjoy RP's shows (My fav is "show me the funny" tho)

    • @firelive565
      @firelive565 8 лет назад +34

      They are strategically placed no segregation...[evil face]

    • @sattam097
      @sattam097 8 лет назад

      LEO Bro ا

  • @Sajjad.A
    @Sajjad.A 5 лет назад +9318

    As a native Arab (Iraqi) I can confirm that we never say "I don't know" we always make up fake answers

    • @Sajjad.A
      @Sajjad.A 5 лет назад +96

      @@fabulous7958
      ووين الغلط بالموضوع؟

    • @bonnie_gail
      @bonnie_gail 5 лет назад +23

      Sajjad Ali wow

    • @ED-TwoZeroNine
      @ED-TwoZeroNine 5 лет назад +102

      Why? What's wrong with not knowing?

    • @alijassim457
      @alijassim457 5 лет назад +172

      As an Iraqi, not all your fingers are the same, so not all are the same as well

    • @sushmitabora206
      @sushmitabora206 5 лет назад +8

      Haha

  • @04rit
    @04rit 2 года назад +958

    The best thing about Russel is -
    Indians love his India jokes,
    Arabs love his Arab jokes,
    Chinese love his China jokes,
    Every damn people love jokes upon them because Russel no matter how he delivers respects people in a lovely silent way ❤️

    • @jaysteve8048
      @jaysteve8048 2 года назад

      Whether or not indians, arabs or chinese love his jokes, these are all racial groups who practice blatant anti-black racism and bigotry in the west and in their respective countries.
      It's no wonder Blacks love his 'Black jokes' weren't mentioned.
      It had better not been mentioned!

    • @dfrost6766
      @dfrost6766 2 года назад +5

      And he just trashes the Jews without being funny.

    • @hyamick7584
      @hyamick7584 2 года назад +37

      @@dfrost6766 someone got offended 😆

    • @Tony-villa94
      @Tony-villa94 2 года назад

      @dev And all people get offended when white people say the same jokes

    • @FransceneJK98
      @FransceneJK98 2 года назад +1

      But Americans hate jokes about them from other countries 😂

  • @syedakib3534
    @syedakib3534 3 года назад +1805

    Me to my Arab friend: "is this true, you guys never say No?"
    My Arab friend: *"YES! OF COURSE, we don't use that word"*

    • @aladdinbenokba6127
      @aladdinbenokba6127 3 года назад +16

      No that’s not true , you are just making stuff up .

    • @ShakarAhmadi
      @ShakarAhmadi 3 года назад +12

      This is what a comedian says, not a seriouse man. By the way Ii'm Kurdish not

    • @TotallyNotElPresidente
      @TotallyNotElPresidente 3 года назад +23

      You: Well can you explain to me how that even works?
      Arab Friend: Okay! So. *insert nonsensical explanation*

    • @andygaire2668
      @andygaire2668 3 года назад +6

      @@aladdinbenokba6127 first arab guy to say No.

    • @gladyscute9153
      @gladyscute9153 3 года назад +1

      😁

  • @ninadachrekar7215
    @ninadachrekar7215 4 года назад +2421

    That Beirut part hits different now

    • @GwakGwak-ct8yv
      @GwakGwak-ct8yv 4 года назад +166

      "they literally party like there's no tomorrow" im dead XD

    • @sanketwalunj3937
      @sanketwalunj3937 4 года назад +64

      @@GwakGwak-ct8yv literally tooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up

    • @_MohdJack
      @_MohdJack 4 года назад +16

      @@sanketwalunj3937 u r so mean 😂🤣

    • @ray_ray_7112
      @ray_ray_7112 4 года назад +22

      Yeah, that's the first thing I thought also, but then, most good comedy is relevant to the time frame when it was released.

    • @mr.v3061
      @mr.v3061 4 года назад +4

      @@sanketwalunj3937 Lmao, that's dark

  • @userunknown3652
    @userunknown3652 6 лет назад +9033

    Beirut parties are the best
    *Woman in hijab applauding as if she frequently goes lol*

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 6 лет назад +834

      Not to night clubs but at Home , we know how to party .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 6 лет назад +373

      Tenzin Tsephel no , we dance , we eate , we take pictures maybe playing some games .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 6 лет назад +421

      Tenzin Tsephel some beleive it's Haram some don't and some don't Care .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 6 лет назад +335

      Tenzin Tsephel i beleive in this ( There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong.) Quran
      I should not judge anyone , only god judge people .

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 6 лет назад +150

      Tenzin Tsephel no that's not true , give me the names of those countries .

  • @simalakamacuy
    @simalakamacuy 8 лет назад +973

    His Arab jokes always get me. This one is my favorite. I like the way he delivers and ends it up. Legend.

  • @ethanlee4724
    @ethanlee4724 4 года назад +670

    Who came back here when you heard about the Beirut accident? All prayers go out to the victims and the families.

  • @Tensai0
    @Tensai0 6 лет назад +3682

    Ok, as an Arab man, I know what this guy is talking about.

  • @ngawangwangchuk3878
    @ngawangwangchuk3878 8 лет назад +1557

    When he said okay is the funniest thing

    • @shihabahmed2724
      @shihabahmed2724 7 лет назад +34

      Ngawang Wangchuk that's how Arabs talk XD

    • @anuradhakishore2215
      @anuradhakishore2215 7 лет назад

      Ngawang Wangchuk I

    • @haydros4722
      @haydros4722 7 лет назад +1

      It was way too accurate

    • @dr.mbahaidar2308
      @dr.mbahaidar2308 7 лет назад

      Ngawang Wangchuk ruclips.net/video/idpBCYSweD4/видео.html

    • @israellai
      @israellai 5 лет назад +2

      It's amazing how he sets it up and then pays it off repeatedly
      That's skill

  • @habeebies
    @habeebies 5 лет назад +1435

    “First u get cake, then u make it for 20 min, then u have cake”

    • @boogeyman1967
      @boogeyman1967 5 лет назад +11

      I think he said 'get cake'? =)

    • @habeebies
      @habeebies 5 лет назад +5

      Singer Dex yeah auto correct

    • @rkbashaykh3917
      @rkbashaykh3917 4 года назад +7

      It’s the only way! No other way to make cake, baqara. Which means my friend of course.

    • @timelesssilence2541
      @timelesssilence2541 4 года назад

      LMAO!

    • @trufhyh2465
      @trufhyh2465 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petershen5731
    @petershen5731 3 года назад +111

    His audience is diverse and MASSIVE

  • @AshwiniSharma
    @AshwiniSharma 8 лет назад +1851

    you just can't beat russell peters. man. this cracked me up the hardest in a while

    • @ThisToxicX
      @ThisToxicX 8 лет назад +4

      Ashwini Sharma really? My dad shows me his videos, I don't find him funny, im trying to make myself laugh by watching his videos but I don't find him funny

    • @himanshushukla8086
      @himanshushukla8086 7 лет назад

      Thanks

    • @suahabose4100
      @suahabose4100 7 лет назад +23

      Lord Jaraxxus you don't need to tell someone else you don't think he's funny unless they asked lol. Ashwini thinks he's funny, and frankly I agree

    • @mohammadumarSharif
      @mohammadumarSharif 7 лет назад +1

      Ashwini Sharma kll

    • @diegocantu3425
      @diegocantu3425 7 лет назад +3

      Na he is not funny he is hilarious.

  • @shelby4you
    @shelby4you 5 лет назад +4735

    As an arab i find it very accurate !! Never knew our behaviors can turn out to be jokes ! 😂😂😂😂

    • @kripanart
      @kripanart 5 лет назад +19

      Hahaha

    • @beyondinfinity6592
      @beyondinfinity6592 5 лет назад +59

      Who said you guys behave? 🤣

    • @hellicure
      @hellicure 5 лет назад +12

      hakuna mtataa hakuna matata

    • @sarathewonderful7561
      @sarathewonderful7561 5 лет назад +57

      hakuna mtataa they behave better than westerns to be honest

    • @hellicure
      @hellicure 5 лет назад +25

      hakuna mtataa you never met an arab have you?

  • @raam726
    @raam726 3 года назад +686

    Whenever I'm watching a Russell peters standup i feel like I am travelling the world. It's a beautiful feeling going through all these cultures and their idiosyncrasies.

  • @dinakay330
    @dinakay330 4 года назад +48

    Am iraqi and i can tell you with 100% certainty that this man is telling the truth

  • @jaidityasingh5548
    @jaidityasingh5548 7 лет назад +2732

    Teacher: Did you complete your homework?
    Arab student: Of course, everybody does homework
    T: Did you bring it?
    A: Yes, sure
    T: Then show it
    A:*nods
    T: JUST SHOW ME THE EFFING HOMEWORK!
    A: OK, go straight then left and come back

    • @samfranco4641
      @samfranco4641 7 лет назад +15

      Steve Larson what the fuck is wrong with you??!?!??

    • @Moisi547
      @Moisi547 6 лет назад +10

      😂

    • @oldacc8164
      @oldacc8164 6 лет назад +18

      Jaiditya Singh 🤣🤣I should say that one day

    • @ramiramzi8641
      @ramiramzi8641 6 лет назад +4

      Jaiditya Singh 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coffee2535
      @coffee2535 6 лет назад +7

      I don’t get it?

  • @melodicnostalgic3823
    @melodicnostalgic3823 6 лет назад +1468

    Most people didn't get the joke in the end ..
    Go Straight from Iraq, Then left, Then Right.. Leads to Afghanistan which is where U.S ended up looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction !!!

    • @kk8490
      @kk8490 5 лет назад +41

      Oh damn😂

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 5 лет назад +39

      😂🤣 how ingenious

    • @SocialStudiess
      @SocialStudiess 5 лет назад +29

      How did you come to that conclusion? Not saying you're wrong, not saying you're right. What's your proof?

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 5 лет назад +5

      @@SocialStudiess proof is more than 2000 US soldiers have been killed by TALIBAN

    • @3wydreamer147
      @3wydreamer147 5 лет назад +64

      @@suraj-op2bx taliban was created by the CIA to fight russians. look it up.

  • @croatianguy7073
    @croatianguy7073 5 лет назад +45

    Why isn't this guy the biggest thing in comedy? Look at that enormous crowd. Phenomenal! So diverse too. Get this guy a show!! He's too funny to ignore.

  • @rdl8878
    @rdl8878 4 года назад +118

    I'm Lebanese-Syrian and he's so right about the "okay" and the yelling.

    • @freepagan
      @freepagan Год назад

      Lebanese and Syrians aren't Arabs. Only Arab speakers

  • @deusvultinfidel9184
    @deusvultinfidel9184 7 лет назад +2189

    [Arabic accent] "The Yehudis will kill me, well before the cancer can, I don't have to worry about that!"😂😂😂

  • @LabRynthisist
    @LabRynthisist 5 лет назад +285

    The "escalator" part is so fkin true. They point u directions and you can either be in limbo or alternate universe

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 5 лет назад +140

    This is by far one of the funniest and smartest sketches I've ever seen. Brave to tackle the subject of Arab people, since almost everyone is afraid of talking about them, unless they mean to offend. Instead, RP ended up with sensitive advice for the target,useful information for all the others (Arab men do like the Japanese? Didn't know that!) and made people laugh about a tragedy. Hats off, sir, you really are a Master!

    • @tylersmith3139
      @tylersmith3139 2 года назад

      Never seen anyone scared about taking about Arab people, seems like you're just biased towards them.

  • @romysingh5624
    @romysingh5624 4 года назад +169

    His jokes are actually quite clever n well informed. I like how he binds it all together at the end

    • @mudrasingh7923
      @mudrasingh7923 3 года назад

      Hahaha lol 😂

    • @batmanarkham5120
      @batmanarkham5120 3 года назад

      True

    • @batmanarkham5120
      @batmanarkham5120 3 года назад +3

      As a Pakistani I can tell you that most of his Indian jokes directly fit us as well lol

    • @dibikagogo5399
      @dibikagogo5399 2 года назад

      @@jimhabsfan You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.

    • @dibikagogo5399
      @dibikagogo5399 2 года назад

      You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.

  • @MoroccoUnfiltred
    @MoroccoUnfiltred 5 лет назад +69

    As an arab that was my observation as well, just go to any coffee shop here and no matter whar subject you start, you will find"experts" who can explain to you easily how Quantum Physics work

    • @maiacalenda
      @maiacalenda 5 лет назад

      Is it the same for women, or is it gender-specific?

    • @HK-dq1eg
      @HK-dq1eg 4 года назад +4

      @@maiacalenda it's not gender specific. Women are the same.

    • @HK-dq1eg
      @HK-dq1eg 4 года назад +4

      @@maiacalenda its culture specific.

    • @Rahul_ke
      @Rahul_ke 2 года назад

      Experts 😆

    • @blackmamba9950
      @blackmamba9950 Год назад +1

      This happens in India as well. Older men are experts in everything from space to medicine to AI lol 😅

  • @sumitagrawal1125
    @sumitagrawal1125 6 лет назад +432

    When Russel said"the Iraq war could have been avoided" there was a little tension and discomfort in the crowd..it was so palpable 😅

    • @timaa.4379
      @timaa.4379 5 лет назад +41

      That’s because it brings back bad memories

    • @faustinjudefx8728
      @faustinjudefx8728 5 лет назад +35

      @@mojabar4920 bro wtf who does that?😂 im from the southern part of india called pondicherry and whatcha tellin is total bullshit

    • @mojabar4920
      @mojabar4920 5 лет назад +1

      faustinjude fx i live in London mate and i know what i am talking about, respect

    • @tonysmith6967
      @tonysmith6967 5 лет назад +18

      @@mojabar4920 You might be talking about Indian/South Asian Muslims who try so hard to be seen as Arab.

    • @jasamkojajesam6108
      @jasamkojajesam6108 5 лет назад +4

      @@mojabar4920 nobody cares

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 лет назад +1851

    Pilot on 911: "I am having a stroke! I can't feel my hands! Are you sure you can fly this plane?"
    Arab: "Yes of course. Everyone can fly plane."
    Pilot: "Do you think you could avoid the twin towers?"
    Arab: "Okay..."

    • @blackmomo6431
      @blackmomo6431 5 лет назад +57

      Nice one 🤣 but RIP to those family

    • @maanasravishankar5465
      @maanasravishankar5465 5 лет назад +3

      Amadeus 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @saidzaim4948
      @saidzaim4948 5 лет назад +47

      Lool even though this is so fucking racist but ur comment got me laughing out loud lmfaooo

    • @aliennader758
      @aliennader758 5 лет назад +36

      Yeah as if you dont know that it was an inside job. 👌

    • @simmonslack9088
      @simmonslack9088 5 лет назад +58

      @@aliennader758 What? The CIA told them to fly straight, turn left and then right???

  • @mustafaalhadethee
    @mustafaalhadethee 4 года назад +190

    Well, As an Iraqi person , i can confirm what he just said , he was describing us so damn well LOL

  • @lionessawaking42412
    @lionessawaking42412 5 лет назад +82

    His accents are sooo on point. Arab men lie just as much as every other man. He’s tooooo funny... love ya😂😂😂

  • @peternderitu2085
    @peternderitu2085 7 лет назад +153

    I can't get enough of this clip. Always makes me laugh to tears. "Okay".

  • @VincitiXx
    @VincitiXx 7 лет назад +597

    That Jew and Arab don't get along joke got silenced 😂

    • @assou4441
      @assou4441 7 лет назад +10

      Eric Cartman what was the joke?

    • @trbl6151
      @trbl6151 6 лет назад +29

      Russell played it off he kept going and went onto the next joke immediately

    • @odaenathus7825
      @odaenathus7825 5 лет назад +20

      Afraid of being called "anti-Semitic"

    • @christopherbryanrenevdacio3549
      @christopherbryanrenevdacio3549 5 лет назад +14

      That was about the joke of Israel and Palestine that doesn't work together as well, apparently many of them didn't get the joke...lmao

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 5 лет назад +5

      I think he knew it's a challenge - it was more like a preparation for what's coming.
      Then he cracked the Bloomingdale joke, and later the chainsmoker in Beirut certain the 'Yehudi wil kill me before any cigarette'.

  • @D오바이다칼레드
    @D오바이다칼레드 2 года назад +21

    I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.

    • @hmu05366
      @hmu05366 5 месяцев назад

      If your community is so strong why is Iraq such a dump ?

    • @hope7069
      @hope7069 4 месяца назад

      ​@@hmu05366Don't burn

  • @NoorAlDeeN1
    @NoorAlDeeN1 4 года назад +731

    Im an arab (SyRia) and no matter how many times I've seen this video
    When i See it again
    I laugh as hell
    This guy is simply a genius :D
    btw
    EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES

  • @NikhileshSurve
    @NikhileshSurve 5 лет назад +913

    5:39 Do you have weapons of mass destruction?
    Yes, of course! Everybody has weapons of mass destruction 😂😂😂

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve 5 лет назад +35

      @@arnoldngonie4141 😂 Oh that sounds like a perfect plot for a sequel of _The Dictator._

    • @l.-.l
      @l.-.l 4 года назад +1

      5:39

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +20

      There's actually an ingenious of the joke that you are missing. From Iraq if you go straight, then left, then right. It leads to AFGHANISTAN! Which had weapons of mass destruction.

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve 4 года назад +4

      @@vijaydanushkodi4980 But what weapons of mass destruction did Afghanistan had exactly? I'd say pakistan would be perfect.

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx 4 года назад +1

      @@NikhileshSurve haha sure man! Even the dictator now makes sense to me

  • @hichamlaaberi2346
    @hichamlaaberi2346 8 лет назад +325

    4:19 .. 'Who the hell lies about an escalator?'
    '𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒂' 𝒈𝒖𝒚 '😁😁😁

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 7 лет назад

      Hicham Laaberi I do

    • @panastiwari
      @panastiwari 7 лет назад

      Arab man!!

    • @Mohalshabz
      @Mohalshabz 6 лет назад +7

      Apparently that guy..

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 6 лет назад

      Hicham Laaberi you are funny dude!

    • @Mediaihsan
      @Mediaihsan 6 лет назад

      Its not about lie, its about "i don't know"
      Sometime its so difficult to say that ..

  • @Tennis-3582
    @Tennis-3582 2 года назад +21

    That’s very true and spot on lol, I’m an Arab myself and I started paying attention right after I watched this video, with my friend anything I asked him he has an answer ready and started with ok lol 😂

  • @yazanmr5267
    @yazanmr5267 5 лет назад +215

    I am an Arab from Jordan
    Love all your videos my man
    Yes everything you said 100% true we don’t know how to say we don’t know

    • @alien4053
      @alien4053 5 лет назад +8

      Lieing is not an attribute to be proud of.

    • @prince_m_h_d2513
      @prince_m_h_d2513 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe this is only true in your country because I am not like this at all

    • @xlr8v
      @xlr8v 5 лет назад +3

      Im from Jordan and most people don't lie, even if we are not sure about something we mention that we are not sure or just say we don't know.

    • @abousifyazan1578
      @abousifyazan1578 5 лет назад

      I was just kidding don’t you

    • @alien4053
      @alien4053 5 лет назад

      @Kal El That's not what Yazan meant. He means that they will never simply say "I'm sorry I don't know" but instead will make up some other bullshit answer.
      It has nothing to do with not being able to express the phrase "I don't know". I'm pretty sure there is a version of that in every language.

  • @jamilmacabanding7790
    @jamilmacabanding7790 7 лет назад +427

    I love how his voice just drops when he's using an Arab accent. 😂😂😂

    • @mohdd138
      @mohdd138 5 лет назад +19

      Because you will never find an Arab guy who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet or trying to sing like Maroon 5

    • @tobyway5093
      @tobyway5093 2 года назад +1

      @@mohdd138 are you sure, I know some who get their eyebrows shaped haha are they women or what?

    • @mohammedattal8887
      @mohammedattal8887 2 года назад +4

      @@tobyway5093 Most arabs are men unlike some Ls in the Lgbtq

    • @f4wnz132
      @f4wnz132 2 года назад +2

      @@mohdd138 when I was 11, I went through puberty.... for the second time.

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 Год назад

      @@mohammedattal8887 Gay.

  • @Mukeshmiktecrep
    @Mukeshmiktecrep 8 лет назад +128

    Whenever I feel sad, my hand gets out of control, goes to Mouse, goes to your youtube page, and clicks the playlist!

  • @echot.2664
    @echot.2664 4 года назад +32

    This is crazy true. I was raised in Saudi Arabia and I remember my dad's Arab friend promising my sister and I a German Shepherd dog. It's been years and I haven't gotten over it.

    • @monahf
      @monahf 2 года назад +1

      Tell me did you get or Just waiting? l know a Friend who had the best german Sheperd dogs. Do you want me to contact him?

    • @souviksikdar1864
      @souviksikdar1864 Год назад

      That is so sad ,because as kids we tend to believe such people.

  • @orneryokinawan4529
    @orneryokinawan4529 5 лет назад +408

    I like how the Arabs coming on here to confirm lol.

    • @michellemuskeyn329
      @michellemuskeyn329 5 лет назад +4

      Tomoko I thought that was pretty funny too 😂.

    • @hazmi911
      @hazmi911 5 лет назад

      Okay, it's just to act less salty

    • @mysteriousman9731
      @mysteriousman9731 5 лет назад

      Because they are stupid and without dignity

    • @doniamustafa8667
      @doniamustafa8667 5 лет назад +7

      @@mysteriousman9731 yeah yeah I know yr fucking stupid don't confirm

    • @goldenapplegardens2988
      @goldenapplegardens2988 5 лет назад

      What about Asian mafia , Racists and killing muslims and Christians in Asia ??

  • @m33zerella
    @m33zerella 5 лет назад +95

    5:21
    *”WHAT?! IT WAS JUST THERE, ONE HOUR AGO!”*
    I’M CACKLING AAHAHHAAHAH

    • @Chafik.BN7
      @Chafik.BN7 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @gooddogg137
      @gooddogg137 4 года назад

      Hey you heard of this joke, it goes
      Knock Knock
      Who's there
      Kenya
      Kenya who
      Kenya guess who doesn't have a passport

  • @wickandde
    @wickandde 5 лет назад +82

    If you've ever had Arab friends you know how true this shit is 😂😂😂

  • @azambrano4283
    @azambrano4283 Год назад +73

    I lived in the Middle East for 4 years. If it weren’t for Russell Peters I never would have made it. Everything he says is true. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @zeckoj
    @zeckoj 7 лет назад +1594

    Lebanon!!!!!! My home. Everything you said is so accurate. Love your comedy Russell! Director from Toronto.

    • @johnmellon1820
      @johnmellon1820 7 лет назад +31

      Lebon is cool because they're Christian.

    • @firasharb1454
      @firasharb1454 7 лет назад +65

      No need to throw shade at the Muslims . Lebanon is simply more open minded then any other Arab country has NOTHING to do with Christians so don't be stupid and ignorant . .

    • @fullthrottle1542
      @fullthrottle1542 7 лет назад +9

      John Mellon so its cool just cuz there are christians ? 😑

    • @johnmellon1820
      @johnmellon1820 7 лет назад +6

      FULL THROTTLE Well of course. Alcohol is not permitted under Sharia. Have you been living in a cave for the past 1,000 years?

    • @nonofyourbiz6749
      @nonofyourbiz6749 7 лет назад +1

      John Mellon
      ..but it still happens..

  • @lilyray363
    @lilyray363 7 лет назад +20

    My manager was Arab and every time he'd say ''okay'' I'd roll my eyes so fucking hard

  • @vivetv3710
    @vivetv3710 5 лет назад +480

    How to tell if someone is lying:
    They start their sentence with “wallah”.

    • @soba1180
      @soba1180 5 лет назад +14

      What about if they put "Insha'allah" in their sentence?

    • @Iq.prints
      @Iq.prints 5 лет назад +5

      Same thing here but in some situations. When they want to do something in the future they say that. It means by god's will iwill do it

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 5 лет назад +2

      We say that, too!

    • @kamilmusalat
      @kamilmusalat 5 лет назад +2

      ViVe TV I think he changed it to “ok” in order to not get in trouble 😆

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 5 лет назад +5

      "Wallah"= (English) "well"? ;-D

  • @lanaofficiel4042
    @lanaofficiel4042 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dayumn!!! Russell's Arabic accent is SPOT ON!!!! An Arabian girl here. ❤❤❤!!

  • @Bawn.Meedoh
    @Bawn.Meedoh 7 лет назад +309

    He not lying I was at Abu Dhabi with the same escalator problem

    • @DuckFace.
      @DuckFace. 5 лет назад +19

      @@abeerjunaid8872 bcuz you are the one who gives the direction for escilator

    • @dubaicsgopros5738
      @dubaicsgopros5738 5 лет назад +3

      the thing is .. its only indians who work as security .. arabs would work in a shawarma place or a restaurant or perfume place
      in dubai that is

    • @lNIESTA34
      @lNIESTA34 5 лет назад

      prise fucking raciste u use them like slaves, u talk about them like they can do only shit jobs

    • @iwonk2816
      @iwonk2816 5 лет назад +2

      @@dubaicsgopros5738 lolz wat a lie...no wonder russell pointed out they wont tell you truth lolzz so trueee

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 6 лет назад +89

    “Do you know how to make a cake? Okay! First you get cake!” 🤣

  • @keshab644
    @keshab644 7 лет назад +8

    I love this man . I have a dream to watch his live performance some day , never got a chance yet. I have seen same videos multiple times . I always find them funny

  • @TravelandPlaces
    @TravelandPlaces 3 года назад +18

    This is arguably his funniest sitcom. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @tod4612
    @tod4612 7 лет назад +538

    I'm Lebanese and i can confirm the accuracy of this

    • @lohithagangalapudi3524
      @lohithagangalapudi3524 6 лет назад +12

      Tarek CH though this is irrelevant you are one hot Lebanese

    • @essinereb
      @essinereb 6 лет назад +4

      And a very cute one...I'm mexican so I can confirm the accuracy of real handsome guys...because they are the opposite from our guys 😛

    • @freshlove7926
      @freshlove7926 5 лет назад +2

      Tarek CH - baby boy 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @ashishxoxo
      @ashishxoxo 5 лет назад +2

      You must party like there's no tomorrow.... Invitation wanted. and the blue cigarettes ;)

    • @ddardouk
      @ddardouk 5 лет назад +7

      LEBANON❤

  • @Raxxer1993Q8
    @Raxxer1993Q8 8 лет назад +180

    it's so surprisingly funny how accurate this is! 😂

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify 7 лет назад +2

      Really? Why do Arab men do this?

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 6 лет назад +4

      Overwhelming sense of defeatism. Life is a competition EVEN to the smallest of matters. Not knowing stuff means that you have failed as a person. Hence why a question such as "do you know where the escalator is?" could mean something serious.

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify 6 лет назад +2

      It means their identity is totally based on how they're looked at by other people. Sad.

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 6 лет назад +2

      Arabs fight with each other a lot.

  • @n017kingg7
    @n017kingg7 5 лет назад +199

    i will never die of cancer LOL

  • @deadmanavir
    @deadmanavir 4 года назад +253

    This went from funny to sad over the course of a few days.

  • @sean3671
    @sean3671 5 лет назад +8

    Ive been watching random stand up on youtube for hours. This guy is the best!!

  • @AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc
    @AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc 6 лет назад +66

    I’m arab and i find this hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @hdang1997
    @hdang1997 8 лет назад +1204

    this is the best😂😂😂

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf 7 лет назад +1

      why ?

    • @thedadof2880
      @thedadof2880 6 лет назад +1

      Harshit Dang. Nice name Hardshit

    • @ckil1992
      @ckil1992 6 лет назад

      Harshit Dang ]7,%.

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 6 лет назад +2

      @@thedadof2880 chutiye south Indian

  • @connectionfailure86
    @connectionfailure86 5 месяцев назад +2

    Oh yeah, that was absolutely awesome! Masterpiece! 😊❤

  • @RayahSlayys
    @RayahSlayys 7 лет назад +21

    This guy is so good!! How have I never heard of him before? I've been playing his videos for the past hour.. laughing, cackling rather, trying to muffle my voice, so as not to wake my 3 sleeping, yet rather volatile, bundles of mass destruction. ^_^

  • @bharathiraja_sb
    @bharathiraja_sb 5 лет назад +133

    Most Arabs I met here are genuine. They admit when they don't know.

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 5 лет назад +22

      Its a joke.

    • @gotnoname7051
      @gotnoname7051 4 года назад +10

      Are u in heaven, Raja?

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx 4 года назад

      it was more about the iraqi arabs i guess

    • @gotnoname7051
      @gotnoname7051 4 года назад +8

      @@Bargains20xx
      I'm Egyptian and I'm telling you, we actually do most of what he says😂❤
      but Egyptians and Iraqis are allies anyway😂❤ so we may have the same traits.

    • @bharathiraja_sb
      @bharathiraja_sb 4 года назад +5

      Dealt with Egyptians too, and boy they're no different.

  • @Abu_Haydar313
    @Abu_Haydar313 6 лет назад +47

    Love from Iraq 🇮🇶 ❤️

  • @dana9068
    @dana9068 4 года назад +26

    i LOVE his Arab accent 😂😂😂 so accurate

    • @Onlyme2015
      @Onlyme2015 2 года назад

      so racist

    • @W.LL1999
      @W.LL1999 Год назад

      @@Onlyme2015 stfu it wasn't racist, also Arabic isn't a race, it's just a grouping of a ton of different ethnicities.

  • @elbagrau
    @elbagrau 6 лет назад +131

    Hahahahaha.
    Everything He said is accurate. Like He grew up with us.

    • @maiacalenda
      @maiacalenda 5 лет назад +1

      Morello, how come is that so in your opinion? Is it the same for arab women or is it gender-specific?

  • @mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784
    @mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784 5 лет назад +25

    BIG hello from Egypt man! you are freaking good

  • @zoomanime7727
    @zoomanime7727 5 лет назад +49

    as an arab in Algeria we start the lie bye "chouf chouf " 😂😂

    • @zoomanime7727
      @zoomanime7727 5 лет назад +4

      @@gowtham4671 look look

    • @ChammazTV
      @ChammazTV 5 лет назад +2

      The same here in Tunisia

    • @kareemtheeb1478
      @kareemtheeb1478 5 лет назад +2

      Same in Jordan😂😂

    • @marwa-zp4ce
      @marwa-zp4ce 3 года назад +4

      Same in morocco 😂😂

    • @icy9793
      @icy9793 3 года назад +1

      Same in saudi arabia شوف شوف

  • @dev.mahmoudfarargy
    @dev.mahmoudfarargy 4 года назад +21

    This is absolutely true especially in Egypt. You can ask someone for directions for example and 90% of them will give you the wrong direction instead of them saying "idk" it happened to me many times and it's annoying cuz most of the times you go far from the place you wanna be at.

    • @kitimbolydia4633
      @kitimbolydia4633 Год назад

      Haahahaa are you an Egyptian??

    • @ASMM1981EGY
      @ASMM1981EGY 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kitimbolydia4633 I'm a Genetic Anthropologist, Egyptians are not Arabs already.

    • @jellehassan215
      @jellehassan215 2 месяца назад

      @@ASMM1981EGYArabised. 😂. But the DNA may not be Arab.

  • @nassimyjunky6830
    @nassimyjunky6830 8 лет назад +189

    that's a true story , i confirm about certain guys over here lol

  • @mohammedzabara5343
    @mohammedzabara5343 8 лет назад +168

    ok...go straight then left then right.
    😂😂😂

  • @JsoldierEats
    @JsoldierEats 5 лет назад +55

    Russel peters , kills me all the time he’s a legend

  • @t.g.8946
    @t.g.8946 4 года назад +11

    One of the ultimate part of Russell's work. Totally enjoyed it.

  • @biorythmic
    @biorythmic 4 года назад +21

    Had an Algerian roommate, the "ok" way to start his speeches is so true. But not exactly the way he says it :)

    • @fastfeets2695
      @fastfeets2695 4 года назад +1

      Algerians are not Arabs

    • @SilverFox.999
      @SilverFox.999 4 года назад +4

      @@fastfeets2695 they are . north africa is full of arabs

    • @user-xz3lz2cp1q
      @user-xz3lz2cp1q 4 года назад +5

      Fast Feets Arab is more of a culture nowadays. I’m Algerian, grew up speaking Arabic and around Arabic traditions but ADN wise it’s true we don’t have that much in common with the original Arabs.

    • @Suite_annamite
      @Suite_annamite 2 года назад

      My girlfriend's Algerian, and she can't speak Arabic, and neither do most Algerians here. Just like Poles can't speak Polish.

  • @HH-cj7tz
    @HH-cj7tz 7 лет назад +58

    As an arabic girl I can honestly say that is sooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @victor_blade9736
    @victor_blade9736 5 лет назад +169

    As an Arab man I can confirm this is accurate

    • @rajeevshrivastava8607
      @rajeevshrivastava8607 5 лет назад +11

      Bro do you know ...how to make a cake ?

    • @abdosayed4850
      @abdosayed4850 4 года назад +2

      @@rajeevshrivastava8607 Why don't you Google it?
      Do you really know how to Google something or should I tell you?

    • @rajeevshrivastava8607
      @rajeevshrivastava8607 4 года назад +7

      @@abdosayed4850 yes...ofcourse... Everybody knows how to Google !!

    • @abdosayed4850
      @abdosayed4850 4 года назад +2

      @@rajeevshrivastava8607 So why did you ask him how to make a cake?
      I know that you make fun of him, but that's not a good thing.
      Are you sure that the man who talks in the video right?
      Are you sure that this is a true story?
      He is not an angel to not ly
      You don't have the right to make fun of many nations just because of a video

    • @rajeevshrivastava8607
      @rajeevshrivastava8607 4 года назад +6

      @@abdosayed4850 dude wtf ...I'm just kidding no offense....don't act like a pussy

  • @RMJJ91
    @RMJJ91 4 года назад +47

    Russel Peters is like a panda: white, black and Asian.

  • @christinetannous9192
    @christinetannous9192 5 лет назад +12

    I am lebanese and I am glad that you are shedding a light on us

  • @sttof10
    @sttof10 8 лет назад +89

    My Moroccans people say no all the time. Ma3raft mabghitch Makaynch,...

    • @mouath_14
      @mouath_14 7 лет назад +7

      Cuz Maghrebians Tunisia Algeria Morocco are different from the middle east. Machoftech Masmaatech Manaarafch ;)

    • @nouhailataib3922
      @nouhailataib3922 7 лет назад

      it s called sebe9 lmim terta7 hhhhhh

    • @habibizbaydar
      @habibizbaydar 7 лет назад

      Hhhhh teyertini

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 7 лет назад

      share a smile herek el meme

    • @shoshana3709
      @shoshana3709 7 лет назад

      Steve Larson it's not race mixing, it's ethnicity mixing.

  • @salmanalshabbo3200
    @salmanalshabbo3200 5 лет назад +51

    Every Arab won’t say no? I think he’s talking about the Egyptians😂
    Much love for you guys♥️

    • @ss-cw6he
      @ss-cw6he 3 года назад +2

      So much beautiful girls of egypt

  • @shinobuu5439
    @shinobuu5439 2 года назад +11

    i laughed so hard ...this is sooo true as person living in an arab country , which is great 😂😂❤️

  • @elp1246
    @elp1246 5 лет назад +11

    Hillariously so ACCURATE! I love this FRESH new approach to comedy and I love seeing ALL of the DIVERSE nationalities out enjoying themselves. Great video!

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 5 лет назад +82

    considering he only really talks about race (most of the time) he doesn't get stale. it's quite impressive

    • @AlastorDarkAngel
      @AlastorDarkAngel 4 года назад +2

      He travels his experiences arent limited

    • @liverpoollfc1247
      @liverpoollfc1247 4 года назад +1

      he doesnt hes not arab but he talks alot about them

    • @newhorizons2409
      @newhorizons2409 4 года назад +2

      What's more impressive is how he avoids getting in trouble.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 года назад +1

      @@newhorizons2409 It's because he's never mean or spiteful about his jokes. Even when he says something that makes the crowd go "Awwwww..." he fires back with something like, "Don't you even go there - you know I'm telling the truth!" Then they all laugh as he goes into detail. Plus, he busts on himself and Indian people about half the time, but really, it's because he's good natured and kind hearted about how he presents his material. He's one of my favorites.

    • @soluniversal7932
      @soluniversal7932 3 года назад

      @@a2ndopynyn it's because he's not white quite frankly.
      And I'm Indian.

  • @chuchuchuchia
    @chuchuchuchia 7 лет назад +5

    He's so good at tying his jokes altogether from beginning to end

  • @tapestrytube
    @tapestrytube 3 года назад +17

    This is so accurate. I created a website for a client then an Arab guy took over with zero knowledge of the technologies I used. After some time, he just created a new website and tells the owner that my website isn't compatible on their country so he created a new one. Tech people will know that that is a lie xD.

  • @mfernando3551
    @mfernando3551 8 лет назад +7

    Love ❤️ this guy. He is by far the consistently the best comedian I have ever come across. Russell Peters you need to get yourself to London.

  • @تعلمالانكليزيهبسهوله

    I'm Arabic
    I know everything Lol

    • @T0MMYTEMPLE
      @T0MMYTEMPLE 8 лет назад +36

      so.. where are the escalators????

    • @ce3n0r
      @ce3n0r 8 лет назад +97

      ok...go straight then left then right

    • @xlr8466
      @xlr8466 7 лет назад

      Sanju Singh Mma bhai wo Arab h Pakistani nhi

    • @xlr8466
      @xlr8466 7 лет назад +1

      تعلم الانكليزيه بسهوله Do you hw to make a cake

    • @samfranco4641
      @samfranco4641 7 лет назад

      Shray Singh thats very rude to talk about pakistani people like that...

  • @blackshot12312
    @blackshot12312 5 лет назад +9

    Every country has a certain stereotype.
    A person who’s different from his country stereotype, is a good man.

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx 4 года назад +2

      usually

    • @ABB14-11
      @ABB14-11 3 года назад +1

      unless the stereotype is a good thing.

  • @abdelafaneh3062
    @abdelafaneh3062 3 года назад +48

    I’m Arab and this got to be the funniest shit ever

  • @lavenderblossoms4600
    @lavenderblossoms4600 7 лет назад +138

    and they always say "bokra" or "inshaallah"

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 6 лет назад

      lavender blossoms Walaahi!😉

    • @germanyandfcbayern5791
      @germanyandfcbayern5791 5 лет назад

      Yo2borne rabak ,da5il salibak,

    • @algladyou
      @algladyou 5 лет назад

      Habibi

    • @mohdd138
      @mohdd138 5 лет назад

      Just to clear things out
      "bookra" means "tomorrow" & "inshallah" means "I hope so/maybe/probably never"

    • @algladyou
      @algladyou 5 лет назад +1

      @@mohdd138 what? I shall ah as far as I know, is " in the name of God" or "God's will".

  • @zaincedar5138
    @zaincedar5138 5 лет назад +63

    First time I watched Russell I thought he is an arabic guy!he looks like arabic businessman !!!!

    • @adad-ec6ht
      @adad-ec6ht 5 лет назад +16

      He is Indian. He looks Indian.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 лет назад

      Zain Cedar (Arabian) and NOT “Arabic” Because it is a language!😊😉

    • @changaizkhan6684
      @changaizkhan6684 5 лет назад

      Me too....

    • @changaizkhan6684
      @changaizkhan6684 5 лет назад

      Arab and baloch are same indian too.

    • @meemqw1804
      @meemqw1804 5 лет назад +4

      Some arabs look like indian

  • @jokersadx
    @jokersadx 8 лет назад +351

    I'm from Iraq, ok .. 😂

    • @FCBABODY
      @FCBABODY 8 лет назад +14

      yeah it is safe

    • @zhiyarali557
      @zhiyarali557 7 лет назад +17

      I'm from the Kurdistan Region in Iraq. it's safe and sound.

    • @unwired
      @unwired 7 лет назад +5

      take care always

    • @indigosixphotoworks1666
      @indigosixphotoworks1666 7 лет назад +2

      stay safe, brother

    • @SS-rk7bu
      @SS-rk7bu 7 лет назад +1

      No no answers here except mine!! hahahaha

  • @GianetanSekhon
    @GianetanSekhon 2 года назад +33

    Russell Peters can make you laugh when you are being insulted and also acknowledge that it's true.

    • @The_Jumpman
      @The_Jumpman 2 года назад

      Exactly he isn’t hateful one bit

    • @Onlyme2015
      @Onlyme2015 2 года назад

      yeah well thats propagnda. Its racism in humor.

  • @jeunesarabes7738
    @jeunesarabes7738 7 лет назад +38

    Salam alaykom from Tunisia 🇹🇳

  • @Blak5098
    @Blak5098 3 года назад +3

    That 20 mins are divine time to make cakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Escalator was bombed

  • @mailtothescientist
    @mailtothescientist 7 лет назад +40

    I'm a simple man. I see Russell peters. I press like. I begin watching his video.

  • @shlee08
    @shlee08 7 месяцев назад +1

    The buildup to the end was so good

  • @doncarvalo3691
    @doncarvalo3691 5 лет назад +6

    This is so true an other thing I realized staying in Dubai for 8 months on a project is if any Emirati or Arab says inshallah then it will never ever happen .

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +5

    It was great how he setup the joke for the punchline.🤣👍

  • @kiprotichenock5251
    @kiprotichenock5251 4 года назад +10

    Laughing my heart during quarantine

  • @fmamamaba1460
    @fmamamaba1460 3 года назад +8

    as an Arab woman I realized I genuinely never heard an Arab guy say I don’t know 💀