The way Maz goes from a simple dialog to a Bollywood style sing-and-dance scene is just madly eloquent and hilarious. Didn't know that the word 'opportunity' could spark a really good long laughter. Deep respect and joy for your brilliant comedy, Bro!
Same. I was reading a paper. There was the word opportunity. After searching and re-watching most of his videos for like two hours, finally found it here. The song he made up is really a potential earworm😂
As an Iranian i have to admit that you Indians are very cool people. Maz talks about you alot in his comedies and you are very cool and patient about it. Love you from Iran.
These inter-ethnic marriages are very exciting and perfect. Indians & Iranians probably have many similarities - but enough differences to make things interesting.
Man! this was so utterly funny.. I was translating it for my mum and we had the heartiest laugh we've had in a while, specially at that bang on pronunciation! Come to India!!!
His wife is an Indian, his two children (if I'm not mistaken) are half-Indian half-Iranian US born citizens. That's why he makes a lot of cultural (including Indian) jokes. Out of love I think =)
When you said Ney Ney, my mind instantly tuned to "Now watch me whip, watch me Ney Ney" along with you doing the dance step. The Indian bit was nice. Loved it. Much love from India :D
I'm a Swede living in Stockholm and we do have tipping jars in bars and cafés... Although I guess it's very different. Maybe you don't tip people in high class establishments. I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere high class :P
Mr President one tip fr u: just add indian in your video title and you'll get enough views fr it to go viral 😂😂 there are a lot of us(indians) we cn single handedly make you famous.😂😜😂😂
Okay Mr. Jobrani, you indeed crossed a line there. You have planted a new song in my head and now I am gonna go nuts until it stops ringing in the back of my head. :-/ >:(
You are so funny!!! Supremely talented and this has me cracking up! I was in Turks & Caicos and a guy on a bicycle taxi gave me & another lady a ride that's only about two blocks. She gave him $2 tip. I gave $10 (I always tip big). He said "Oh my God, thank you!!" and he hugged me. :o)
that is hilarious !!! loved the song. I did experience this conversion problem and money value problem while in Iran.. it took me a week to differentiate between rials and toman !! and also I felt rich while in Iran considering the amount we got exchanged !!!
Whoa! I am surprised to see the number of comments Maz has replied back to. No other comedian replies back this much. The way he turned opportunity into a Bollywood song was just hilarious 😂
I love u Max! I told about u to a Malayasian Muslim friend while we were preparing for FRACGP exam in the Bundaberg public library. And he loves u too!
Maz, I came across your vids a week ago and been watching ever since. HOW you escaped me knowing of you til now, I will never have any idea. I heard of the Axis tour, but... Dude, you rock. Keep up the great work. 👍👍👍
You are one of my favourite comedians Maz... Love from India! I saw your first standup in The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and since then I'm a great fan.
I watched all the videos in Maz's channel.Up to my opinion he is the greatest of all.I love his sense of humor,honesty,characters and mostly the way that he speaks about the diversity of the cultures.Amazing!!!!!!!!!
ummarqureshi ooh that makes you one I believe. And stop portraying the country bad. I think whatever he said was apt and listen *it's comedy* It's not meant to be taken seriously
Dude,I fell in love with Maz ever since I watched him in the movie “Friday After Next”. The way he said,”buddy”,and I was hooked. I would imagine he must be such a frolicsome individual and his sense of humor is impeccable.
My father is from Croatia, my mom is from Albania. My siblings and I are American born and raised. I have Iranian friend's omg they're the best people. I've traveled abroad and been to countless European countries. Iran and Lebanon are two countries i wish to one day visit🙏🙏
In sweden you can tip. some restaurants dont have tipping. but they never ask to do it! when they bring the card reader to pay you can ask them to delete the amount and you enter a new amount which the tip is included.
Somehow seeing your dance made me think how much fun you will bring to an Iranian Indian party. You always bring joy to my heart watching u. Love from Dubai
Maz, thank you for bringing your light to this world!!! We've seen you multiple times, last time in Denver (I was the tall bald white guy on crutches with the beautiful Persian wife). We'd LOVE for you to come to Denver again, and you would be welcome to a Persian meal as well! I'm sure you get offers all the time. Regardless.... thank you for being you. Your podcast is also fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN!!! I was depressed and pissed off about this fake contractor my girlfriend hired ( that I pay). So, I just retrieved to my little shed outside my house (caveman) before I go mid evil on both of them, I put on your RUclips channel AND after 10 minutes. I HAD A SMILE from one ear to the other. Didn’t need no drinks , no MEDS NO WEED EX...... Thank you so much brother. Keep doing what you doing. Oh! Your kiddos are beautiful. I’m sure ur lady is amazing as well. Thank you again MAZ. Much love from a Moroccan living in Arizona . 😉
Hey Maz! I don’t know where you have been all my life! Discovered your videos just yesterday and I’m hooked! I love your humour! And of course, being an Indian...I absolutely love it when you speak of India or Indians! Keep up the good work mate! ♥️
+Maz Jobrani Hahaha, I really love your comedy. Following you since I watched the Doha TEDx. I could connect with that video because I am Indian and living in Dubai for past 20 years.
OMG! I am from India yet I loved it so much. I was laughing hard throughout the video. For a moment I actually went silent feeling bad for my fellow Indians aboard who are not treated nicely but once your Bollywood dance and singing started I broke into laugh. How do you do that Maz?! You are just amazing.
His second cousins twice removed show up "one opportunity opportunity two opportunity three opportunity opporTUnity." gets me every damn time. love watching these with my mom b/c they make us laugh and i love having fun with her. -love from an American Iranian
At first, i thght he took it too far with the song and dance...i mean, Indians don't do that but then I found myself going "one opportunity two opportunity" in the shower. Damn Maz...now I m infected :D
Hey Maz, I remember the first time I saw one of your shows on Netflix...I immediately thought you’re a legend. When are you coming to Down Under? Love from Sydney, Oz.
As an Iranian-American in technology, I have many Indian friends and colleagues. I think you are the coolest and most competent people. I find Maz's humor beyond funny and love that his political incorrectness is received in good faith. Thanks for not being offended. We should all laugh at ourselves more.
Check out my new comedy special on RUclips for FREE! ruclips.net/video/OtKhIhSgy78/видео.html
thoughts on iraq?
The way Maz goes from a simple dialog to a Bollywood style sing-and-dance scene is just madly eloquent and hilarious. Didn't know that the word 'opportunity' could spark a really good long laughter. Deep respect and joy for your brilliant comedy, Bro!
Much love +Wahyu Adi Putra Ginting thanks for watching!
I can never say "one opportunity" with a straight face now. Loads of love for you Maz!
From an Indian living down under ❤️
India is love....
Same. I was reading a paper. There was the word opportunity. After searching and re-watching most of his videos for like two hours, finally found it here. The song he made up is really a potential earworm😂
Under what? 😂😂😂 Wtf
As an Iranian i have to admit that you Indians are very cool people. Maz talks about you alot in his comedies and you are very cool and patient about it. Love you from Iran.
+key1 nothing but love to my Indian & Iranian brothers & sisters
Maz Jobrani
it was so good .
you are awesome.
if you plan a trip to india plz let me know.
These inter-ethnic marriages are very exciting and perfect. Indians & Iranians probably have many similarities - but enough differences to make things interesting.
but that accent is south indian and i assure you they are the best people even in India
Shanur Rahman I agree
Man! this was so utterly funny.. I was translating it for my mum and we had the heartiest laugh we've had in a while, specially at that bang on pronunciation! Come to India!!!
I am gonna sing the opportunity song in my Interview 🎤🎤🎤😜😜😜😜
😂😂😂 so sweeter the imagination is 😂😂😂
@@sohumbaloch lol
Did Jew land the jaab, did they give you one opportunity? upper opportunity? 😂
😂😂😂
That's what indians most successful at.... going to interviews. There will always be an indian looking for a job somewhere in the world.
"His cousins came out of nowhere" - I died!
The Bollywood game was just on point. Love from India xD
+Harsha Thammegowda nothing but love back!
Maz Jobrani Aye aye president
Harsha Thammegowda this guy is racist as shit. He likes to insult and stereotype Indians and make fun of poor people. Pathetic..
Milya SF I dunno what you found that was insulting. It's freaking comedy. Stop getting butthurt and enjoy the gig(yeah for the musical it was)😉😉😉😉
His wife is an Indian, his two children (if I'm not mistaken) are half-Indian half-Iranian US born citizens. That's why he makes a lot of cultural (including Indian) jokes. Out of love I think =)
"2 hr bollywood movie" killed me 😂😂😂
+maz jobrani one opportunity two opportunity was so epic it got stuck in my head now!!!
+Arihant Sharma you & me both brother he wouldn't stop singing!
Yah must say, nice composition there...😂😂😂
When you said Ney Ney, my mind instantly tuned to "Now watch me whip, watch me Ney Ney" along with you doing the dance step.
The Indian bit was nice. Loved it. Much love from India :D
Much love back +AXE PIDY
You read my mind too in the ney ney. 😂
So I wasn't the only one with that "Watch me" song lol
Akhil Pisharody It’s Nay may Shakespearean English
Indian people have a good sense of humor, nice comments, if you had made fun of persians though ...
+Arash Moradian 😂😂
Maz Jobrani but Maaaaazz, this is not Persian attire
Arash Moradian shut up I'm Persian he has made fun of us and all I did was laugh
TheHACKING that was a joke bro, but thank you for proving my point lol
Russel Peters made fun of everyone but it was just the Indians who got offended! I'm an Indian and i know this!
Maz you are the man! Great show like always :) Never knew about the Swedish Tip costum-the more you know. Keep the good work up mister president.
+Bob Trucker Jr. much love Bob thank you!
I'm a Swede living in Stockholm and we do have tipping jars in bars and cafés... Although I guess it's very different. Maybe you don't tip people in high class establishments. I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere high class :P
thank you for the laughter that you bring on our face your comedies make the countries and people closer so keep it up
Monopoly money!!! You’re so funny 😂...I love your humor...it’s great 👍🏼🔍😉💕😂🙇🏻♀️🙏🏽❤️
I normally don't like comedians( their usual jokes...))but u r growing on me 🤩
Merci 😃
Mr President one tip fr u: just add indian in your video title and you'll get enough views fr it to go viral 😂😂
there are a lot of us(indians) we cn single handedly make you famous.😂😜😂😂
+Shashank Shekhar nothing but love buddy I appreciate the tip! I tried it this time with a hashtag in the title hopefully it picks up some steam!
"When you appreciate someone, you appreciate them" :P
he gave a great tip! just give it one opportunity, two opportunity.....
Shashank Shekhar His already famous
Mansoor Crash famous in india is an another level...an indian shitty comedian can get this much view in india very very commonly
🤣😂 Love and support for you Maz you're incredible. 💙💗❤️💖😊
+Rosy Sanchez nothing but love Rosy thank you!
This had me in splits! 😂😂
Maz.. You are awesome buddy!
+Shashank Ramesh thanks buddy I feel the same way about you!
love the vids Maz. lol you must spend a lot of time on RUclips to reply to so many comments.
+Shawn Massey thanks Shawn much love to you and all my fans
oh my God every time I am upset or down I watch this episode and my mood change love it especially 1opportunities.... thanks Mr jubranny
best comedian I have ever seen
+albert einstien much love my friend thank you
Way better than Kevin Hart
Love and appreciate your clean humor ...... we / humanity need it a lot . Thank you , may your well never dry out of good humor !
Thanks for your support +Luba hrad
Okay Mr. Jobrani, you indeed crossed a line there. You have planted a new song in my head and now I am gonna go nuts until it stops ringing in the back of my head. :-/ >:(
+Nishanth Reddy 😂😂
i fell of the bed while laughing when he started singing one opportu'naty'.....simply brilliant!
*off
That opportunity part is on repeat that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stuck in my head
Fan from India 🙏
that song is now stuck in my head.
Hope no Indian is offended lol. I'm an Indian and this was hilarious xD
+PeaceLoveMagic501 peace & love my brother all out of love
PeaceLoveMagic501 I am highly offended
Right none of us will get offended.
@@Mazjobrani Sounds like the Marcarena! XD
Every Indian did take offence.
that song is going to be stuck in my head forever.
Hilarious as usual. Your task and duty now is to make many people laugh for the next 4 or 8 years 😜
Watched the whole show on Netflix already. It was amazing! Thanks for making me laugh!
Thanks for watching +TheLittleRussian
Your humour is universal. Lots of love from France !
You are so funny!!! Supremely talented and this has me cracking up! I was in Turks & Caicos and a guy on a bicycle taxi gave me & another lady a ride that's only about two blocks. She gave him $2 tip. I gave $10 (I always tip big). He said "Oh my God, thank you!!" and he hugged me. :o)
that is hilarious !!! loved the song. I did experience this conversion problem and money value problem while in Iran.. it took me a week to differentiate between rials and toman !! and also I felt rich while in Iran considering the amount we got exchanged !!!
Still waiting for the day when a Maz Jobrani clip will NOT make me laugh. You are so talented. Always a joy to watch.
+Sumbrela nothing but love buddy thank you!
I told my friends that you replied to my comment, and now my street cred has gone up by x1000 Maz.
Whoa! I am surprised to see the number of comments Maz has replied back to. No other comedian replies back this much.
The way he turned opportunity into a Bollywood song was just hilarious 😂
I love u Max! I told about u to a Malayasian Muslim friend while we were preparing for FRACGP exam in the Bundaberg public library. And he loves u too!
Lighting up my day as always. thank you, Maz.
Man you nailed the opportunity part!
Maz, I came across your vids a week ago and been watching ever since. HOW you escaped me knowing of you til now, I will never have any idea. I heard of the Axis tour, but...
Dude, you rock. Keep up the great work. 👍👍👍
+BionicForester19 much love my friend thank you much for your support!
Maz Jobrani
👍👍👍
I can't stop laughing 😂
You need a medal of honour for this
You are one of my favourite comedians Maz... Love from India!
I saw your first standup in The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and since then I'm a great fan.
+Ishaan Shrivastava much love Ishaan I appreciate you!
I like your Indian bits. They are hilarious (as are others).
I would like to take this opportunity to invite you to India :D
2 abbertoniti
PieFlame YT ,oppur...tunity
3 appur tunity
@@geznicks LOL
One opportunity, two opportunity, three opportunity, upper opportunity 😂😂😂😂
Now I'm gonna be singing one opportunity for the next month 😂😂😂 stuck in my head ... Oppoooortunity
I watched all the videos in Maz's channel.Up to my opinion he is the greatest of all.I love his sense of humor,honesty,characters and mostly the way that he speaks about the diversity of the cultures.Amazing!!!!!!!!!
+Arsen Qosja thanks Arsen appreciate you!
indian bit was hilarious XD ..this coming from an indian
Vikram Malhotra, you know he's married to an Indian lady?
+Vikram Malhotra appreciate you Vikram thanks for the love bud
Vikram Malhotra I found it hilarious too😂-from a half Indian in the UK
ummarqureshi ooh that makes you one I believe. And stop portraying the country bad. I think whatever he said was apt and listen *it's comedy* It's not meant to be taken seriously
I have seen many of his acts.in this specific one he taken the things to far that does not look like comedy instead its looks like insult.
Dude,I fell in love with Maz ever since I watched him in the movie “Friday After Next”. The way he said,”buddy”,and I was hooked. I would imagine he must be such a frolicsome individual and his sense of humor is impeccable.
hahahah You are an awesome upperttuunnittyy.....amazing
As a swedish iranian I really liked this video.
My father is from Croatia, my mom is from Albania. My siblings and I are American born and raised. I have Iranian friend's omg they're the best people. I've traveled abroad and been to countless European countries. Iran and Lebanon are two countries i wish to one day visit🙏🙏
"Didn't know we had a gum embargo in Lebanon" 😂😂😂😂
In sweden you can tip. some restaurants dont have tipping. but they never ask to do it! when they bring the card reader to pay you can ask them to delete the amount and you enter a new amount which the tip is included.
damn you're correct about the Bollywood song XD, I appreciate. (from an Indian)
True that! Hindi saying are good told in Hindi and explained later in English!
There is no such bs saying.
Oh man/ I have to replay.. So so hilarious. Thanks Maz Jobrani
Thank YOU +Ellie Do [Đỗ Mai Thùy Dung] I appreciate you!
Can we have a moment of silence for the heinous events that didn't happen in Sweden?
😂😂
m8 legit maz is the best spot on with his jokes
+Meghaj Babu much love buddy!
3:20 oh my god I'm replaying it like crazy 😂😂😂
love from india
+Aaron DCosta nothing but love back bro
LMAF
I must say that you are a very funny guy...hats off to you sir.
Somehow seeing your dance made me think how much fun you will bring to an Iranian Indian party. You always bring joy to my heart watching u. Love from Dubai
I know right.. I do it all the time.. Freaking converting every time in my head.. Great vid :)
Wow man!
You reply to all comments.
Please come to India for a live.
+Musashi Miyamoto hopefully soon buddy thank you for your support!
Maz, thank you for bringing your light to this world!!! We've seen you multiple times, last time in Denver (I was the tall bald white guy on crutches with the beautiful Persian wife). We'd LOVE for you to come to Denver again, and you would be welcome to a Persian meal as well! I'm sure you get offers all the time. Regardless.... thank you for being you. Your podcast is also fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
+Steve Marchbank Steve! Thank you for your unbelievably kind words & support. Much love to you & your wife. I appreciate you guys!
Thanks Maz! We appreciate you TONS!!!! My newly adopted kids have been saying "one opportunity, two opportunity" - over and over again. THANKS! :P
Unlike all other commenters I found the Australian impression the most original and funny😅😅😅
Mr. Jobrani, WE appreciate YOU.
Oh, wait. I mean "WE doth verily appreciate THEE!"
+Barbara Joseph-Adam much love Barbara!
Love your shows !! You are one of the funniest comedians .. I love how you interact with the audience .. please come back to Doha 🌷
+Iman Red much love Iman thanks buddy
Maz Jobrani and by the way Congratulations on Superior Donuts 👍🏼 I watch it every week .. keep buying small family business lol 😁😂
MAN!!! I was depressed and pissed off about this fake contractor my girlfriend hired ( that I pay). So, I just retrieved to my little shed outside my house (caveman) before I go mid evil on both of them, I put on your RUclips channel AND after 10 minutes. I HAD A SMILE from one ear to the other. Didn’t need no drinks , no MEDS NO WEED EX......
Thank you so much brother. Keep doing what you doing. Oh! Your kiddos are beautiful. I’m sure ur lady is amazing as well. Thank you again MAZ. Much love from a Moroccan living in Arizona . 😉
Come to India!
Ankit Khandelwal YES PLEASE
Ankit Khandelwal ikr,he totally should
Ankit Khandelwal If I had the opopopoportunity I would, in an instant
@@70.sabarinathajith80 Stay in India? Why would I do that?
Ankit Khandelwal he will be a complete sellout.
that song really workes a no. on me lmao...its stuck in my head...fuckin helarious...im an indian and i love it
+Sparsh Garg much love my friend thanks for supporting!
3:27 I Thought My Phone Is Fucked Up And Looping A Certain Scene AND THEN YOU STARTED DANCING AHAHA love from india(YES WE DO STUFF LIKE THIS ALL DAY)
The opportunity song!!!! I'm dead LOL
"It bacame a Bollywood movie, and his cousins came from nowhere...!!" Omg...!! That was hilarious...😂😂
Awesome Maz awesome, damet garm.
thank you for making us laugh greeting from morocco
Hey Maz! I don’t know where you have been all my life! Discovered your videos just yesterday and I’m hooked! I love your humour! And of course, being an Indian...I absolutely love it when you speak of India or Indians! Keep up the good work mate! ♥️
Thanks for watching buddy much love!
Dude... I really hope I can back to the states. Just to see you do that dance live"
you made me laugh!! LOL!!
+MeAsBrenda thanks for watching & laughing with me, Brenda!
I love you
+Warspear Bros I love you all back!
I swear I was tearing 😂😂😂😂 that was hilarious
really gud..now both , u and Russell peters are my favourites 😂😂😂😂
3:53. this was way too hilarious. i didn't know this is how they make movies, even after being an Indian
😂😂😂
Dang it Maz! Now I am looking at the cealing trying to sleep and all I hear is "one oportunity!!!" When are you coming to Tampa?
+elcabetoman 😂😂 hopefully soon my friend appreciate you!
Maz this was bloody hilarious...
one opportunity two opportunity....
Love Indians! Can't even imagine what was the point of the idiom, but laughed my ankles off! :))
Love from Iran ;)
+Parham Salamati nothing but love back Parham also nice avatar!
You know I hate the fact that it's Tuesday here, but still Monday there! Can't wait for a new upload :D ;)
Opportunity 😂😂 that was soothing 😂😂😂😂
wow , you are unbelievable , that's top-notch
+ali jamalomidi much love Ali thank you
oppor tu--niity-- LOL not every indian has that accent! haha! LOve ur comedy! India loves ur humor!
THIS ONE IS AWESOME
YOU ARE AWESOME +Nikhil Kapila
+Maz Jobrani
Hahaha, I really love your comedy. Following you since I watched the Doha TEDx.
I could connect with that video because I am Indian and living in Dubai for past 20 years.
You are simply awesome! The Bollywood part was spot on!
Hilarious!! We indians were like "we don't sound like that" btw we Indians love you. god bless you
+Qanit Murtaza and I love you all!
OMG! I am from India yet I loved it so much. I was laughing hard throughout the video. For a moment I actually went silent feeling bad for my fellow Indians aboard who are not treated nicely but once your Bollywood dance and singing started I broke into laugh. How do you do that Maz?! You are just amazing.
Man,that opportunity song !Hilarious as hell!
"When you appreciate someone you appreciate them"
I am Indian and I grew up on that saying lol 😂
His second cousins twice removed show up "one opportunity opportunity two opportunity three opportunity opporTUnity." gets me every damn time. love watching these with my mom b/c they make us laugh and i love having fun with her. -love from an American Iranian
I love the Australian accent🤣🤣🤣🤣
Opportunity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like "Upper toonity" 😂😂
At first, i thght he took it too far with the song and dance...i mean, Indians don't do that but then I found myself going "one opportunity two opportunity" in the shower. Damn Maz...now I m infected :D
Hey Maz, I remember the first time I saw one of your shows on Netflix...I immediately thought you’re a legend. When are you coming to Down Under? Love from Sydney, Oz.
As an Iranian-American in technology, I have many Indian friends and colleagues. I think you are the coolest and most competent people. I find Maz's humor beyond funny and love that his political incorrectness is received in good faith. Thanks for not being offended. We should all laugh at ourselves more.