"What's Really Going on Sweden" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Mazjobrani
    @Mazjobrani  Год назад

    Check out my full new special on RUclips ruclips.net/video/OtKhIhSgy78/видео.html

  • @priyasehgal3557
    @priyasehgal3557 7 лет назад +90

    Hey Maz , what I really love about your shows is that ,unlike other comedians who mock other culture groups , you actually make a good attempt to appreciate,and maybe explain culture differences.or even different sensitivities in a fun ,encouraging way making every culture group feel included.this bridges differences and brings people together . you are fun guy with a god heart.
    Love you and your funny bone .
    hope you do come for a show to India.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +14

      +Priya Sehgal much love Priya thank you for your support!

    • @لاإلهإلاالله-ز9ظ1ش
      @لاإلهإلاالله-ز9ظ1ش 3 года назад

      ( He mock other cultures group ) I don’t think you watched his channel.
      Before i was laughing when I hear him but now it actually disgusts me unfortunately he misrepresented a lot of people.
      Middle Eastern/ Pakistanis / Muslims
      And his vote video is just not okay at all
      May Allah guide him

  • @vaishnaviiyengar9458
    @vaishnaviiyengar9458 7 лет назад +16

    I like your style of comedy, and truly respect the message you convey in each one of your videos. Cheers and love from India Mr. Maz!

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +2

      +Vaishnavi Iyengar thanks Vaishnavi nothing but love

  • @blackplague7660
    @blackplague7660 7 лет назад +95

    " *Nooo I'm Guatemalan* " - Jobrani 2k17

  • @tupacoliq
    @tupacoliq 7 лет назад +38

    hellooooo from sweden ,we love ya maz,keep doing that thing you do :D

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +10

      +Jimi Jump nothing but love back!

  • @MrHamza-SF488
    @MrHamza-SF488 4 года назад +5

    "duece means that they are equal you walk a lot better" i was literally crying once i heard that i started crying all again but of laughter 😁😁😁😁 thanx maz

  • @muntaderaldoki316
    @muntaderaldoki316 3 года назад +2

    I'm from middle east n I'm genuinely proud of u bro u are so funny even ur sarcasm doesn't go out of the line I'm delighted to know that u are from middle east... 👍Keep going bro I'm ur fan from KSA🌹🌹🌹💕

  • @ericheinz6087
    @ericheinz6087 7 лет назад +36

    That's did happened to me once. I took a shit so bad no one was able to go to the bathroom for half of the flight. It was embarrassing. My wife didn't talk to me and the whole time she kind of acted like she didn't know me. She would just whisper to me, "I told you not to eat all that fruit......" It smelled like BBQ papaya, I tell ya. It was bad. I do laugh at the whole situation now, but at that moment it was really embarrassing LOL 😂

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +5

      +Eric Heinz 😂😂

    • @vengeance2747
      @vengeance2747 6 лет назад

      You sure you didn't shit in the cabin?

  • @Violet.18
    @Violet.18 7 лет назад +4

    Love you Maz!! Give us some new material soon!

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +DubaiPrincess18 MUCH love back my friend soon!

  • @albertardiscohn4900
    @albertardiscohn4900 7 лет назад +3

    Good to hear some new things.

  • @splitpersonality2121
    @splitpersonality2121 7 лет назад +74

    hey maz plz come to india, lots of luv bro...

    • @makennabinder5727
      @makennabinder5727 7 лет назад +9

      yes please come to India

    • @eiloen
      @eiloen 7 лет назад +4

      Kshitiz 0031 I think he already does...he married one...and has kids

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +27

      +Kshitiz 0031 +Mrs. Chat noir +mmmpisghetti and I got nothing but love back for you all

    • @krishrocks11
      @krishrocks11 7 лет назад +4

      Fuck the love! Get yo ass over here

  • @nareshkumarsaini4285
    @nareshkumarsaini4285 7 лет назад +48

    balls playin tennis haahahahahahahahaaa

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana 7 лет назад +10

    I feel the same way at TSA.. I'm gulping down my water like I'd be in the desert for a week without it...or..empty water bottle and as soon as you get through..fill it at a water fountain.. so stupid. I refuse to pay the terrible prices for food at an airport. If I am traveling, I am usually visiting a son..and packing homemade goodies..donuts and Mom comfort food... Those things, they let me take through(anything could be hidden in THEM)..but water??? as I said...stupid.

  • @warspearbros2634
    @warspearbros2634 7 лет назад +11

    Love the sound effect you do XD

  • @rosysanchez5938
    @rosysanchez5938 7 лет назад +10

    Hi Maz !!! Spectacular as always . 😂🤣❤️❤️❤️ Love and Support from your Cubans friends

  • @tally1604
    @tally1604 6 лет назад +1

    Unfortunately, liquids are no longer allowed in Australia at airports past security.

  • @ajitparmar4507
    @ajitparmar4507 7 лет назад +26

    love watching ya videos man.you are Awesome.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +1

      +Ajit Parmar appreciate you Ajit!

  • @aland5692
    @aland5692 7 лет назад +1

    Maz is the greatest. love this guy.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +Alan D thanks buddy much love back

  • @zakariaalghamdi4507
    @zakariaalghamdi4507 7 лет назад +9

    The good thing i like about you i that your not using any offensive language against anyone keep it up wish you the best

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +1

      +Zakaria Alghamdi much love Zakaria thanks!

  • @marufmamurovich3793
    @marufmamurovich3793 7 лет назад +7

    Opened the video, liked it and then started to watch it :D

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +3

      +Maruf Mamurovich appreciate you buddy much love

  • @mimio428
    @mimio428 7 лет назад +1

    Sooo funny and the way you interact with your audience is amazing. You really have your special style. Simply awesome ! meriam from France ;)

  • @aliaz1801
    @aliaz1801 6 лет назад +1

    همش سه روزه با استندآپ های شما آشنا شدم یک بند دارم میبینم علاوه بر طنز فوق العاده اجراهاتون طوریه که حس خوبی بهم میده و عجیب اینکه به شدت حس صمیمیت باهاتون دارم انگار سالهاست میشناسمتون در حالی که با کمدین های داخل ایران چنین حسی ندارم کاش تموم نشه این ویدئو ها و همینطور پشت هم کاراتون بیاد رو یوتیوب خیییییلیییی خوبین امیدوارم نزدیک باشه بازگشتتون به ایران...:)

  • @shyamparakkal
    @shyamparakkal 7 лет назад +197

    I wish you were the president of the united states now

    • @eiloen
      @eiloen 7 лет назад +6

      Shyam Parakkal Maz cannot be president as he wasn't born here. He can be governor of a state or a senator, just not president.

    • @eiloen
      @eiloen 7 лет назад +4

      King Mufasa yep. they seem to like electing actors.

    • @erfanasgari217
      @erfanasgari217 7 лет назад +6

      i think that his son can be a better president of united states then the one they have right now

    • @eiloen
      @eiloen 7 лет назад +2

      Games R US a used bag of dildos...oh, wait, THAT'S already being used for the GOP in congress...anyone have a bucket of donkey testicles? it's for the good of the country people! yeah. I think Maz here is too smart to run FOR anything.

    • @kimtaylor762
      @kimtaylor762 7 лет назад +2

      Games R US thank you.... at the moment anyone would make a better pres than trump

  • @shreyaparthasarathy8163
    @shreyaparthasarathy8163 7 лет назад +9

    Im sharing these with everyone. LoVE THIS ❤

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +1

      Appreciate you my friend +Shreya Parthasarathy

  • @inanckhan116
    @inanckhan116 7 лет назад +2

    Hhhhhhh I Love When He Says Keep It For Urself He Is So Funny

  • @GodKnowsWhoAmI
    @GodKnowsWhoAmI 3 года назад

    Absolutely awesome. You are the bestest. Looking forward for a live show in india.

  • @lorrainethepain
    @lorrainethepain 7 лет назад +2

    Always a pleasure to see your clips, Brother Maz...So funny...Hahaha...
    MashAllah...

  • @fajaryulianto5410
    @fajaryulianto5410 3 года назад

    well that is so cool bro... thank you for mkaing us laugh....... greeting from Bandung Indonesia....

  • @francotirador7265
    @francotirador7265 4 года назад

    Andre Agassi is persian-american. His real name is Aghassian. His father was an iranian boxer.

  • @sakatagintoki3803
    @sakatagintoki3803 7 лет назад +8

    Damn man just binged watched all your videos.Its great af.Come to India stand up comedy here is quite a trend now.I bet you will earn a lot from coming here.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +2

      +sakata gintoki much love my friend thanks for watching

  • @haniaahmed7745
    @haniaahmed7745 7 лет назад +3

    Hey maz I love all your work and I would alsi love for you to do a show in London please

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +1

      +Hania Ahmed much love back Hania hopefully soon!

  • @cyrusmehrfar8478
    @cyrusmehrfar8478 7 лет назад +1

    Brother Maz!

  • @mohammadhunter2873
    @mohammadhunter2873 7 лет назад +1

    omg I'm dead
    the last part...

  • @uproar5883
    @uproar5883 7 лет назад +2

    Maz for Prez 2020

  • @MrCristian625
    @MrCristian625 7 лет назад +1

    Loved the video clip. Very funny :) By the way I also found out recently that you play in a TV show called Superior Donuts. Love the show so far. That's awesome, I get to see more of you :)

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +Cristian R much love Cristian thanks for tuning in!

  • @mariagabrielawhite8560
    @mariagabrielawhite8560 7 лет назад +2

    Yes yes I agreeeeeee that underware is great !!

  • @alphatoon2950
    @alphatoon2950 7 лет назад +2

    upper upper tunity.... 😂 awesome

  • @ashokvarma8988
    @ashokvarma8988 7 лет назад +1

    hi maz.take care.some unfortunate things took place recently in US

    • @ashokvarma8988
      @ashokvarma8988 7 лет назад +1

      by the way iam an indian

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +pericharla ashok varma appreciate you buddy much love!

  • @Vader49
    @Vader49 7 лет назад

    You are very talented sir, keep up the good work

  • @TolgaKorkusuz
    @TolgaKorkusuz 7 лет назад +1

    hey Maz, why don't you mention something about Turkey. We are in the middle east and I never heard anything from you

  • @faroughazarnoosh8822
    @faroughazarnoosh8822 7 лет назад +2

    Maz you're the best

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +Farough Azarnoosh likewise buddy!

  • @sy-en
    @sy-en 7 лет назад +4

    Tennis Balls..😂😂😂 Do play women's double too??

  • @hadiasghari2266
    @hadiasghari2266 7 лет назад +2

    come to Germany too

  • @payambashtani5962
    @payambashtani5962 7 лет назад +2

    I wish you could do your show in iran

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +Payam Bashtani Much love Payam appreciate you!

  • @keyurkulkarni906
    @keyurkulkarni906 7 лет назад +2

    dude plz come to india !!

  • @oktayuzun9189
    @oktayuzun9189 6 лет назад

    One of the best!!!

  • @ricomorales7505
    @ricomorales7505 6 лет назад

    The minute he said Biong Borg underwear.. I already googled it..great tennis player

  • @generalgamer5929
    @generalgamer5929 7 лет назад +2

    So cool man 😍👍👍

  • @TheKijib
    @TheKijib 7 лет назад +7

    Bernie would have won

  • @sukhs1317
    @sukhs1317 7 лет назад +1

    Mr Maz is the best.................

  • @rastinkosha882
    @rastinkosha882 7 лет назад +3

    Son wake up 🤣

  • @ShoyebStream
    @ShoyebStream 6 лет назад

    the best way to potray reality in humor...oh btw..are you middle eastern.. :D ...good luck Maz
    Regards
    a consistent follower..

  • @bajanqueen7272
    @bajanqueen7272 7 лет назад +1

    Love ya!

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      Nothing but love back +Bajan Queen thanks for your unconditional support!

    • @bajanqueen7272
      @bajanqueen7272 7 лет назад

      Maz Jobrani always sweetie. ....
      always enjoy your humor...

  • @youisfun
    @youisfun 7 лет назад +1

    "Look at what is happening in Sweden lately. Can you believe it? Sweden!"

  • @fredycorea4901
    @fredycorea4901 3 года назад

    Outstandingly funny 😁

  • @bengchai6524
    @bengchai6524 7 лет назад +1

    Love ur comedy jokes 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @SKBKER
    @SKBKER 7 лет назад +11

    I'm not Swedish I'm Iranianish .

  • @zahidhossainsiam1859
    @zahidhossainsiam1859 7 лет назад

    That Australian accent 😂😂

  • @imansoleimani8988
    @imansoleimani8988 4 года назад

    hi Maz
    I just LOVE YOU
    آقا شما بی نظیرید

  • @silver4740
    @silver4740 6 лет назад

    Welcome to Straya' mate

  • @tanuja1987
    @tanuja1987 6 лет назад

    Awkward at the end! 😂😂

  • @jimmywang7401
    @jimmywang7401 7 лет назад +3

    and he is a bahai. i love it. i am a bahai.

  • @digvijayodedara7217
    @digvijayodedara7217 7 лет назад +1

    yo you are a greatest president ever

  • @thebooksays8402
    @thebooksays8402 7 лет назад

    maz is the best

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад +1

      +kurd and kurdistan YOU are the best my friend!

  • @tanyastefoglo1492
    @tanyastefoglo1492 6 лет назад +1

    NONONONONO BRING IT OAN

  • @mayalove7921
    @mayalove7921 7 лет назад +1

    I CRIED LAUGHING

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +Maya Love thanks for watching Maya!

  • @mosamaster
    @mosamaster 3 года назад

    King of Dad jokes.

  • @aaronjamessantiago2254
    @aaronjamessantiago2254 7 лет назад

    Found your special via Amazon Video - amzn.to/2lQ8sE7 ... Very funny stuff!

  • @uponsunnah6986
    @uponsunnah6986 7 лет назад

    not feeling the click bait title

  • @petepetersen5418
    @petepetersen5418 7 лет назад

    Bjorn Born underwear is like 2010 fashion.. fyi

  • @alitakalou871
    @alitakalou871 7 лет назад

    l loved and l hope think like this
    l told to all my friends you are the best.

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  7 лет назад

      +ALI TAKALOU Thanks, Ali! I appreciate you!

  • @MohammadAliJivar
    @MohammadAliJivar 7 лет назад +1

    Deuce!

  • @medsamid
    @medsamid 6 лет назад

    that's too much

  • @DariusDareDevil
    @DariusDareDevil 7 лет назад +1

    Sounds like Swedish CR7

  • @mosestekper7659
    @mosestekper7659 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FrankiePardo
    @FrankiePardo 5 лет назад

    I’m Guatemalan lmao

  • @amirsharafi4476
    @amirsharafi4476 6 лет назад

    انقدر که با دیدن ویدیو هات انگلیسی یاد گرفتم از کلاس زبان یاد نگرفتم😁⁦✌️⁩

  • @luuna09
    @luuna09 7 лет назад

    Funny

  • @marcobagnoli5406
    @marcobagnoli5406 7 лет назад +1

    Whish You will performer in Italy cause I like you so much and would be an opportunity to talk to you 😉

  • @jerrykeranen813
    @jerrykeranen813 6 лет назад +2

    fuking click bait you did not bash swedes at all! Greetings angry Fin

  • @bat102
    @bat102 7 лет назад +2

    دمت گرم ماز عزیز. مایه ی افتخار مایی.

  • @AdityaMisra
    @AdityaMisra 7 лет назад +10

    the title of the video is misleading. I thought you'd talk about the lawlessness introduced to Sweden by Muslim immigrants.

    • @imrank9264
      @imrank9264 7 лет назад +2

      Max himself a muslim

    • @AdityaMisra
      @AdityaMisra 7 лет назад +3

      Imran Khan So he cannot condemn atrocities and lawlessness because he is Muslim?

    • @imrank9264
      @imrank9264 7 лет назад +4

      Aditya Misra I don't think he does jokes on religion

    • @danbo967
      @danbo967 7 лет назад

      It is not the type of comedy he does. I think Jimmy Carr would do jokes about that but I haven't heard many thus far by any comedian.

    • @devastator5042
      @devastator5042 7 лет назад +2

      Imran Khan No he does just he understands boundaries and respectfulness

  • @josephnourian9305
    @josephnourian9305 6 лет назад

    we need a president like him in iran

  • @top1percent424
    @top1percent424 7 лет назад +1

    So fucking early!!!! THIRD.

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +2

    first!

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +2

    first!!

  • @nareshkumarsaini4285
    @nareshkumarsaini4285 7 лет назад

    maz change the ending man ... i already subscribed but the way you askin ppl to like and subscribe is so dumb man...change it .🤗

  • @Hasao0on
    @Hasao0on 7 лет назад +1

    first

  • @krisryali
    @krisryali 6 лет назад

    i don't like your too short videos

  • @Jnaga199
    @Jnaga199 6 лет назад

    Supposed to be funny?

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +4

    first!

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +4

    first

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +3

    first

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +1

    first!

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +1

    first

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +1

    first!

  • @genericname3744
    @genericname3744 7 лет назад +2

    first!