"Spoiled Americans" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2017
- WE as Americans are spoiled with food! Trust me as my lion is very moist.
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Back in the days in India, My parents always intimidated me to finish my whole food , I still avoid the wastage of food
Yeah me too
@aasds adada lmao, I wish you get a beautiful wife
mmm
African accent turned into Christopher Walken impersonation at 2:24
African accent? Kupi?
I swear to god I thought the same.
That’s what I thought too lol
with how many accents can you speak? 😂😂😂
Awesome as always ❤️
+NarimanTV thanks for watching buddy!
@@Mazjobrani ANSWER.
Love ya jokes
@@Mazjobrani. You are the best stand up comedian. I am a Kannadiga
" if i am npt back in 8 hours.. The lion, he hunted me..." Lmfao
Not only is your comedy straight up gold; the message behind breaking down the stereotypes and showing that we all love & laugh the same is amazing. I think we definitely need more people like you to open the eyes of the youth that we're all the same. Love it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😊. Damn! you're killing it, the very epitome of what a comedian is. Oh... thanks Maz i needed that laugh.
+Persian Traditionalist thanks for the love buddy I appreciate you
Maz jobrani, plz rise above from stereotypes. INdia is the largest producer of milk and rice in world and second largest producer of Wheat. The food here is cheaper than USA. IT is a net exporter of food grains
and yet, people are starving in India. Why is that?
There are some places in India which due to Bureaucratic hurdles do not get the benefit. Those people get food from regular langars of temples and Gurudwaras. ON a positive note, next time try to locate any person who has starved. U wont find any. Even a roadside beggar of INdia in Bihar or Jharkhand manages food 2 times a day via service.
Hi Mr. President Maz Jobrani sir,
Love you.
Pls dont deport me from your channel
He's the president. Please His Highness!
"All I know my lion is very moist." 😂
your indian and african accents are SPOT ON. true talent
African accent uh?
Are you African? Or like... Have you been to more than one country in Africa? Have you lived in Africa? Have you been to an African country (this question excludes Kenya, South Africa, Nigeria)? 'Cause that wasn't an African accent.
Yeah not at all
Africa and India is too damn diverse to have a singular accent. There are 100s of languages in either.
Indian accent is a weak South Indian accent
Anybody with negative comments should say *NOTHING* unless they have something good/positive to say !!
Marz is one of the best comedians I have ever known. I always come looking for you whenever I need some entertainment 😂😂
Thank you!!
Thank you.
I really needed to smile.
Thanks, again.
+Young Scientist appreciate you!
Thank you for clean, funny comedy with an overall unity theme! Press on, my friend!
u r by far the funniest man i found on RUclips by far thanx for the laugh man 😃 keep it up
+Mehyar Ismail much love buddy thank you!
Maz Jobrani
Trevor Noah is better. 10 times better.
M at the desert Try George Carlin.
Go to Kanan gill s channel or AIB OR BB KI VINES OR CARRY MINATI
I am tempted to leave a negative comment based on what he said at the end of this video clip. But the truth is Maz is awesome and he only desires positive comments, because he is truly a great comedian and actor!
Man, I laughed so hard that can’t even breathe🤣😂. As always great performance 👍
Maz you can't imagine how hard I laughed. You're so so so funny 😂
I am African and yes we can buy food right across the street, we have KFC here too, everywhere
I'm glad there's still people who see the funny in every day stuff that most of us tend to overlook in our 'busy' lives. It's great to be able to see oneself in the jokes and to not that things so literal at times.....Great job bro!!!!! You Sir, will become one the great ones!!!! I'm rooting for you and your colleagues too!!!
I love your "my lion is moist" merch!!! Can't get enough. The Tshirts are so soft!
Thanks for supporting +azita G I'm glad you enjoy. I love you and the t-shirts as well!
Are the tbshirts moist too?
hey Maz. you are really funny 😅😅😅but keep my african people accurate. ..we don't eat lions nor leave in the jungle.🙄
Even so usually one would preserve food in season not just hunt it on the spot every time. It's necessary sometimes but not always.
He is a punk ass B##tch, with his lame jokes.
Umm Ahmad hahaha
It is joke man !
@@philwilliams23 jokes are funny when they're based on facts. They kinda lose all meaning when they're not based on anything. Or just flimsy stereotypes
This is by far in my opinion one of your most funny clips I saw until now. Way to go :) Made my day!
+Cristian R thanks for watching buddy nothing but love!
The persian part SMH 😂😂 they expect that the whole show would be in farsi
Lol I can‘t😂😂haven‘t laught that hard in ages😂😂😂
You are crazy Maazzzz . .. ..and keeping doing the great work of spreading peace between nations and different culture ....
mate , i swear when i watched . Friday after next" . watching you as the donut shop owner, omg that was one of the funniest ever characters ive ever seen
His african accent sounds like gay Arnold
This is pure brilliance. Thank you for putting a smile on my face :)
why would u go to a 7-11when u have to take a piss? love ur jokes as always my friend.
+Lauren Fanucchi much love Lauren thank you!
Haha a very strong closing 😂 Maz your appearance on Colbert Late Show brought me to your old clip from Craig Ferguson Late Late Show and axis of evil comedy, then finally to the links from your official channel.
You're so positively funny and energetic, please make more videos and heartwarming jokes. Salam from Indonesia!
+acemax2803 nothing but love back to my Indonesian brothers & Sisters. Thanks for watching!
OMG :)))))))))))))) the lion he hunted me !!!! I burst out laughing, watching this with headset now my family thinks I'm crazy
Haha, great as always Maz, saw you live in Irvine and thought you killed it! My first comedy show ever! Thank you for being such an inspiration to a Persian-Mexican kid like me. It's wonderful to see one of your own up on stage like that! Keep em coming!
+KRS HLL Thank you for coming out my man. Appreciate you!
So funny and yet very very true. I always encourage people to travel the world and see how lucky we really are. We do learn a lot from traveling. Thank u, Maz for encouraging others to travel and open their eyes and mind.
It's not luck. You know it's not.
@@mcbaltz It's luck try living in africa for a year and then we'll talk x
😂😂😂😂 thanks for this funny clip :) God bless you
+Esmeralda Claros God bless you my friend
Esmeralda Claros I agree that clip and most of his clips are funny, because he's a komedian! Additionally, he has done a gr8 job in educating Americans about the other cultures through his art. Edward Said tried as well by writing the book, "Orientalism", but he did in serious way. While Maz had done in an entertaining way. I introduced Maz to few Pakistani and Malaysian Muslim friends via RUclips. They liked him. Keep it up, Maz!
As always u deserves the first place in stand-up comedy,,. Love u maaz
Nothing but love back +Sunil gowda
man the things you say are hilarious. thank you for making me laugh.
+roy rehalson much love thanks bud
I've been enjoying your shows! You make me laugh so hard! great job!!!💖
that is really moving. I am from India, I never starved for 7 days and never tried to look one who do So. if i find someone like that I try to offer a piece of my pie. We believe in sharing. live n let others live
Mr. Jobrani you're always so funny . keep up the great work !
great message and great humour what a combo!
Mazzzz O man!!! you are just awesome... you made me get addicted to your shows bruh... Keep up the good work... Good luck :)
+Pavan Rao Polneni thanks bro!
Maz jobrani, I have got to say this is your funniest bit. Roflmao
Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard I am crying
Thanks for watching +Tresha McGowan
Hey Maz! Today is the day the lottery results are out, but you already know how it feels because you got accepted a couple of years ago and became a hero.
halfway through I thought "mylian" joke wasnt funny but towards the end I was cracking up
I don't have to travel to see how spoiled we are, I grew up in Puerto Rico and by Puerto Rico I don't mean the tourist side 😅😂💯
thanks, maz for uploading a video I had a good laugh and now I can go to bed happy andwith a simle on my face. it's 11:50 pm right now good night buddy. Peace
+Ajit Parmar sleep well bud
These videos are truly hilarious. This the best comedian I've ever come across on youtube.
+keya arora thanks for the love!
You’re soooo funny! I’ve been binge-watching your videos.
I dont get the moist lion joke
pussy
Jerky is made by drying out meat.
wet pussy
It was just a stupid joke
@@yazidproduction yazid how are you alive?
Ohmygod hahaha that african accent is so hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are so funny. I needed this laughter. Thank you!
yes! I remember going to this show in Portland! keep it up maz!
Maz, you're so wonderful! Luv your style & the way you speak. Makes me laugh!
haha u know what Persians are expecting in jokes 😂😂
I am going to go hunt a lion!! Hahahaaaa A very moist lion.
I love your sense of humor, Maz. Keep it up.
Not long ago started watching you. Funny stuff man! You're a brilliant comedian
+Fleetfieth thank you my man much love
you know africa is changed man, ouganda is giving more than 800 € scholarship for there students. read some books or any thing
FU ture, he’s just a bald clown, don’t take this fuck serious!
Do you realize he’s talking about a lion being moist?
chill out, he makes fun of all countries
Which part of africa has changed? People speak about the whole continent like its 1 big country.
Dude that’s the point he makes fun of his own country.
Maz-jan--we love you! Your comedy gives much joy.
+Julie Kostas I love you all back!
That ad was not skipped.
+YoreTiller my man
Oh my fuccing god!😂😂😂😂😂
damn Maz you really give the best jokes man! Love your work!
yup, we should be thankful for what we have, very beautiful message
+ali javed thanks for watching Ali!
you are welcome brother
wow how have I only just found you this is great! Im from London but going to uni next year to learn Arabic so excited I find the whole middle east so interesting :)
Hahaha Love that cat is moist! The pussycat thing! I'm enjoying all your videos. I get to forget my worries
Thank you...
Kisses from the Philippines!
OMG I've known you from axis of evil tour in Egypt
+Doddacheetah thanks for all the love buddy couldn't do it without fans like you
thanks for replying I'm in a bad place right now terrified of failure being a muslim girl studying to get my US medical license challenging my people alone dreaming to move to US ... so thanks you made my day
One of the best comedian.. woah
Much love +Swetha Coolz thank you my friend
Maz I love your positive energy and the way you deliver your jokes. The only thing you can work on in this video is to be more motivated to make a difference through humour rather than be humorous for the sake of being skilled/funny. Great performance as usual!
why can't a comedian just be funny? why does he also need to save the world?
You are just awesome man... seriously how many accents can you speak? like 20?..... LOL you are hilarious.....Thanks man.... Hope you make more videos and make people laugh.
you're hilarious! thanks to RUclips I discovered your lovely sense of humor
+LIBERTY MALIG much love thank you buddy
0:30 Or maybe they'll think you're fasting, you know.
Absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂
Lol the Christopher Walken imitation was surreal
Mr President..I could be in your cabinet....................guarding your beef jerky.
+Parmesana I could always use extra security guarding my beef jerky
maz you're maan...I can't stop laughing when I watch your shows... keep up the good job... peoples need an amazing comidan like you....thank you you for being out there...
I feel so guilty laughing at this 😂😬😬
Oh Maz, you do make me laugh. Keep up the good work
his African accent sounds like Christopher Walken, especially when he says ''my lion is very moist''
oh...i commented before he mentioned that he is aware that he sounds like Christopher Walken, now my comment is redundant.... wtf am i doing, i got homework to do...
+kream LOL I appreciate you for watching buddy!
Maz Jobrani Maz to khali khandedari! ashegheteem!
proud of you and your messages thru your jocks keep going
My lion is very moist sounds so inappropriate 😂 I can't get the line out of my head. Moist lion damn. I like ruthless businessman Fawz in SD. Not just americans "suffers" from being spoiled and comfortable We in the west are spoiled. We take clean water, electricity and food for granted. You are one of the best stand-up comedians out there.
+#IUsedToBeReal thanks much buddy! #mylionisverymoist
Yo the ending is hilarious dude fucking hilarious did not expect that at all. #gold
Your comedy is hilarious. 😎 Thank you for the uploads.
+JT thank you for tuning in bud much love
How can you clone the African slung? It's awesome really 😂😂
U make me die of laughter 😂😂
That 'oh yeah' at 1:14 was so Rick Sanchez
You are just the best Maz!
Please come to London! 😂😂😂
+Leila Zadeh hopefully soon, Leila! Much love!
Omg you’re the funniest guy I’ve heard of! 😂
The African Lion bit was funny af.
😄 I love moist kitties! 😄
Is that a masturbation joke?!
Thanks for this whole video Maz!
+Areez, Muhammad I appreciate you watching buddy!
I just lost it with the African accent. I just love Maz and his jokes. Saw I come in Peace, Im not a terrorist, Brown and Friendly, Immigrant. All of them were amazing. Great work
Lol i love you MAZ you are best
Much love buddy
I fell off my chair!
You are amazing!! Simply amazing!
Very funny Maz. Keep up the good work
+Paresh Sharma thanks buddy!
Warm greetings from Belarus, Maz. Your channel rocks. Always so positive. Keep it up.
+Sergei Kritzien thanks for watching buddy!
My lion was very moist last night.😂😂😂
Love your stuff!
Nothing but love back +Jack Brooks
Nice job Maz!! keep it up, greetings from UK
Punk a** b**** is my phrase omg lol 🤣🤣🤣