"Persian Food? Indian Food? Or Turkey?" | Maz Jobrani - Pandemic Warrior
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- Опубликовано: 3 мар 2023
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I am from Kerala India..I am your fan..I am from capital of Kerala which is Trivandrum
U going 2 far insulting islam the Creator, and other races.You are starting to be an arse
@@ravichandrannair2615one day evety indian and garbage like this hypocrite will leave dubai and iran will be sunni liberated again☝🏼to place for pagans and athiests.
You shouldn't drink if you are a Muslim, but clearly you're not a Muslim
ALL RELIGION R MAN CREATED BY THE FEW TO CONTROL THE MANY N ALL PIECEFUL TERRORIST ABRAHAMICS TERRORIST IDEOLOGY R FAKE N COPY PASTE CORRUPTED FROM PAGAN RELIGIONS READ ALL BOOKS U WILL ALL ABRAHAMICS IDEOLOGY R JUST COPY PASTE CORRUPTED FROM PAGAN BOOKS IN FINAL COMING OF PUR SAVIOUR LORD KALKI SHAMELESSLY COPY BY U
"My grandma was not religious. She was just superstitious" is a great line. Now some things people do makes sense. Maz is very wise.
👏🏼👍🏼Maz I’m Indian lady married to an Iranian gentleman. Loveeee the Persian food and people and culture.
100 years ago India was colonized by British and now within 76 years of Independence, Indians have peacefully occupied all 6 of the continents. Indians are everywhere.
South America is something still underrated, but we'll be there, soon.
India was also under Persian rule (Mugals)...
Mughol were not persian. They were turkish. And they intermixed with locals and eventually started considering them as locals
They were fond of turko iranian culture @@kaypee4704
@@kaypee4704 Thanks for letting everyone know that Mughals were Persians.
They can of course google and find out more about their Persian origins.
Mughals claimed to be mongol decendent are actually had uzbek and turk blodline there officual language was persian and had a clear persial cultural influence but after 2nd generation of rule they almost have 60 to 90% indian dna as mostly the offspring of indian princess became emperor so you can google last mughals pitraits or pictures they are dark skin big eyes guys o@@kaypee4704
4000 years food history, it's funny but bang on, really. 😅
I love how he remembers everyone's names and mentions them from time to time like he's telling jokes to a friend.
"Swindian". I love it! Maz is funny in any way one can look at his work, but what really resonates with me as an ethnically-mixed person is his great way of working how his life crosses nationalities, religions and ethnicities into his humor and acting performances. I am not a comedian, but if I were, Maz is definitely someone I would study and emulate. For me, there is nothing funnier than trying to figure out how people relate to each other ethnically, culturally, racially, linguistically, etc. Clashes of civilizations have created violence and discord for millenia, and a true comedian like Maz can tap into the beauty that comes out of it and communicate to millions of people.
He stole that from Omid Djalili
Being an Indian we still confuse our gravy and curry stuffs...we hv lots of north, south east and west minor differences between curry and gravy...so lots of confusion overhere...love you man from India..🤣🤣🤣
No Indians in dubai? I grew up there. We’re the largest diaspora.
They may not want to pay for the ticket to watch a show. They'd rather spend on food. 😂
@@striker44 when it comes to money spending , we Indian become very sensitive 😂
Oh Maz you are so refreshing to watch..i have watched you for years, just naturally funny and effortlessly at that
i can watch this a million times and laugh every single time 😂
@@AAGul read properly darling 🤣
@@mdk1983 my bad 😞😞It's 4 am here, so I couldn't see your comment very well. 😂😅😅
Your bang on with the Turkey . I’m American , but originally from India married to a white woman . My first thanksgiving was 27 years ago and the first bite of Turkey I almost spat it out but I had to pretend to be respectful so I swallowed it with 1 gallon of water. Now my in-laws just order indian or middle eastern food when I come during thanksgiving because they all now know how much I hate Turkey During thanksgiving . My first option would always be Indian food , but second option would be Persian food or Lebanese food.
He actually has more than 10,000 years combined lol
India food is a blast of exotic spices
Maz concepts, ideas, ELIMINATES all STEREOTYPES and racial, culture division.
Love you MAZ
More success Brother.
This guy is amazing..
Maaaaz! How are you doing man?
Haven't seen you shows in a long while 🤗
Maz, u are great! :)
Maz slays.
Man.. those religion jokes were absolutely hilarious… 😂😂
Whoa soooo fun
Maz bro Indian food is known for its test...you will not find everywhere this .But it is definitely top between these two.
I am from Kerala India.. surprised to hear ur wife is from Kerala India..
What is surprise in this?🤔 Instead of "surprise" you could have told "glad/good to know".
Kerala women are hot
😂😂@@Deira854
Just pardon the turkey next year in the Jobrani household 😂😂
I thought he was going to compare Turkish food.
He’s so funny
This is in Dubai and there is only one Indian in the audience!! 😮
Now even the turkey is tired of the turkey jokes.
it is 2023 and there are stiil ppl that cannot accept a joke that involves their religion. ..
Love you Maz from India.. you being there in the world reaffirms my belief that there r good people in world, and that this world is moving to a better place.. ❤️
Yucaipa, wtf? I'm from Yucaipa. What are the odds. Crazy!!
If you just saw this man's hands while he's talking you'd think he was Indian.
💕
Funny!
Come to NJ-NYC area. A lot of Indians, Iranians, Arabs etc. I am sure you'll be housefull 🙂
Come to Stress Factory Comedy Club, New Brunswick, NJ 🙂
Bro got guts performis this in Dubai.
😂😂چه مامان بزرگ باحالی😂🤦♂️
Lmao at stuffed turkey.
Mazzzzz, if ever u plan to visit Kerala(Cochin), lemme knw il b glad to take u around🙏🤗 though I ain't sure if ur gig will workout here 😁🤭🤗 but it's all for the love of ur comedy😄👍👌😁🫡
Are you all Christians ?
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That was so tryhard
Audience is mainly quiet. Maybe a lot of them dont know about Thanksgiving.
always wondered what religion his wife had and it is clear
Not just 4000 but 6500 to unknown years old cuisine .
How could you expect your wife to believe that "Being not religious and use religion for benefits whenever we want" We Keralites invented that .
I think majority of South asians are kind of like that
Pls make more of jokes on religions. 😂
i am from kerala... 😂😅
U married a Mallu!!!.Salam walaikum brother
Kerala❤
Kerala ❤
As a Turk, I take offense...😅😂
🙏👆👌✌️🌹
0:24 There are a billion Indians in the world.
Well, if the partition wouldn't have happened in 1947, there would have been nearly 2 billion Indians today.
Stay safe, young man! Your Grandma isn't around to protect you from those mad Mullahs!
😂😂😂😂😂you shud come to Kerala Maz Who knew you were married to a Malayali !!! We love a joke on ourselves !!! Kerala would love you !! And thank heavens there are still people who can laugh at religious jokes and not take offense as what is happening now in our country india very very sadly !!!
Coming from a communist
Switch the turkey with Turkish food then. A little too close to Iranian food but better than stuffed turkey.
Yeah, just stuff other things inside turkey incase you don't like turkey itself 😜
Obviously, wife's demand comes before God's orders.
Maz have we been brainwashed? I find my Western friends to be country bumkins but the Iraqis, Iranians and Gulf folks are definitely educated, classy and modern.
Not proper jokes on all continents, and it looks like he, this time, forgot it.
Ok, Turkish here, in history we only invented yogurt and some cheese (because in history we were herders).
BUT, we also combined huge cuisine in the Ottoman Empire. And this cuisine includes many cuisines, Persian, Ukrainian, Balkan, Egypt, Tunisian, Moroccan, Armenian, Syrian, Lebanese, Jewish, Greek, Georgian, Kurdish and many many more... That's why Turkish cuisine is huge :)
And I think Indian food is amazing!
Is this Muslim Uncle Roger??? 😂😂😂
gm
@Mazjobrani (I am roasting you) Bro, if you say the same exact joke in India, you will be screwed in the social media man from Muslims, Christians and some Hindus too (we Indians don't see humor, we see only religion, that much secular we all are and we are violent only on keyboard, so chill)😂😂😂
#Awesome Without Allah
Gambling is sin
only if you lose
Wife > allah
Turkey is a bad bird😂
Aree yeh kon bhauk rhaa hai batameez?
In the day of Muslim and Christian ----- , this is expected , fill in the blanks ( L...O....L )
Lanatullah ...
hahaahahahahaha he is no idea about our foods
If u go to Bar or casino and shout Allah ho Akbar… 😂
I don’t think have tried it ,. U should try it and I am sure u will get more material for ur next show..😂😂
What he actually tries to show in his stand ups all the time is even though he was born in a Iranian Muslim family,he doesn't even care his own religion, he even makes fun of it and makes fun of God as well. Maybe he thinks that makes him more American and having more fans in the US.
Not really. Iranians living abroad are just not religious. One of the main reasons why they are living abroad.
He is talking about people not making fun of allah
Do you think Islam is good? 🤔
😄
Do you think 23.3% or 1.8 billion of world population follow the bad religion or system or way of life?
And it grows and is proving the fastest growing religion in the world.
@@IB-lm4lw ,yes we know, how it spread. Not a single true intellectual or who is a true philosopher follow this radical religion. No never, because of its history and what they are doing today, what they ask to follow, what is its objective, are the testaments , so no need to explain regarding how good is this religion.
He’s making fun of Islam that too in DUBAI🙄
Dubai do something
Allah hu akbar Allah hu akbar 😂😂😂
@@thewonderer9551 9/11 part-2😂
@@faizanvlogs07 🤣🤣
As he said there is difference between Islam and superstitious
He didn't made any joke on Islam bro
Turkish 1st.Lebanese 2nd.Persian 3rd. Indian last
Facts
Don't mock your own religion Maz.
He's not making fun of Islam, he's making fun of himself. You guys take everything too seriously. It's just a comedy show.
that's the problem with muslim they laugh at Christian joke, hindu joke but became serious at Islam...
@@iitnakanpur.. Bhai, there's a fine line between joking and mocking a religion.
@@jamilshekinskia religion with a paedophile prophet who was a slave owner and a warlord deserves to be mocked
@@jamilshekinski And who defines this fine line ? You ? Sorry we don't care about your fine lines and BTW I'm Muslim too and nothing is offensive here.
Don’t play with Allah! AstaghafirluAllah
Want to debate on allah come to ex muslim sahil or adam seeker channel we conduct live debate on youtube
Oh just shut up and enjoy the joke😂
A NIAC member, shame for humanity! Not funny
Niac ?
Islamic jokes didn't work👎
It does for me. A ton of muslims do be like that. Pray five times a day, but carry a charm made with papers with a bunch of Arabic letters encasing some random arse materials.
Worked for me
@@nationmatters919 I’m happy for you
@@realdxb thanks!
Works for me in Iran 👍
Really? Making fun of how bad of a Muslim you are now can be an acceptable comedy?
man is out here performing about disrespecting his faith.
not his faith, clearly. his ancestors' faith, probably. and religion is so absurd laughing at it is the only reasonable thing to do.
Meanwhile munawar farooki insulting Hinduism, Indian muslims: i can't see anything 🤣
It's 2023 & there is no harm. Intolerance comes from 700 AD mindset.
Religion has been disproven by GPS, mobile phones and satellite coms years ago , we are living in this awkward delay phase where people don't understand the products they depend on daily and yet still pay lip service to antiquated beliefs like god
You're trying to deny reality. Some Muslims enjoy Christmas for the holiday and the lights. Some of them also drink. Moz has the right to make fun of the situation. It shouldn't be off limits for comedy just because you're in denial.
sorry Maz, Persian and Indian "food"... No thanks.
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